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Chapter 1: How did the 'Met Monday' series premiere go?
Welcome to Met Monday.
I'm here all week. Welcome to Met Monday. Also known as Paige and Hannah Try New Things premiere date.
Today's the day. Yeah. In a couple hours. By the time you guys are listening to this- You will have watched. They will have watched. You will have watched already. And if you haven't, that's- How did that not come across your desk? Right. That's crazy.
Check your emails. I'm so excited for it.
I'm so excited. I feel like our first TV show is launching, even though, yes, it's just YouTube. And yes, we didn't have to run it by anyone, but isn't that the perfectness of it?
No, here's why I love that it's on YouTube. No one offered us anything else.
We didn't say no to Netflix.
We were like, oh, hey, actually, we're doing something creatively, stylistic-wise, and going on YouTube. But we are. We are, but it's more like... There were no suits around. Do you know what I mean? There was no production. There were no men around. It was just a couple of gals.
A couple of gals with a couple notes. Mostly no notes, I'm going to say.
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Chapter 2: Why are one hundred men fighting a gorilla?
Full body transformation. Her exorcism, if you will.
Can I just say one thing? Yeah. Something popped up the other day. It was like a video or like a picture from the night of my panic attack. Why was I gorgeous? Why was I the most stunning I've ever been the entire tour?
You were corseted.
I was like, wait a minute. I was stunning. And I couldn't even appreciate it in that night, in that moment.
But isn't that life? You think the grass is always greener? I go to Red Rocks from LA to meet Tina and Amy. And Grace came to meet me because Grace loves Tina and Amy. Like never respected us the way she respects Tina and Amy, which is valid. Like if I'm gonna understand anything, it's that. And just shout out to Tina and Amy for a second.
Internet.
The Golden Globes hosting. They're beyond... And also, let me say something, Kunti. Yeah. If they were men, they would be getting the Mark Twain Award. They would be getting every fucking award. And that's why I posted in my caption, I said... It's the Mark Twain Award. I don't know. I don't know. But I know a man got it this year.
I think Adam Sandler got it last year and Conan O'Brien got it, which two great comedians, yes. Who's Mark Twain? Fuck Mark Twain.
I think that's the name of your next tour. And you know what? Fuck Mark Twain.
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