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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Fist Me

Tue, 24 Dec 2024 14:04:00 -0000

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Greg says Chris's wholesome phrase "Fist Me" has another meaning, and the crew is SHOCKED to find out what he means. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What is the origin of the phrase 'Fist Me'?

38.24 - 53.11 Chris Cote

One of my favorite parts of Vegas, outside of all the genuinely emotional stuff and the cool moments with my friends and coworkers, was when my dad, talking to Jeremy and Yeti, didn't understand what I meant and the joke with fist me.

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Chapter 2: Why did Chris's dad misunderstand the phrase?

54.071 - 72.814 Chris Cote

He, like, with a serious face and with a serious tone said to Jeremy and Yeti midway through that, Christopher really needs to, does he know what, he needs to stop saying that. I don't think he realizes what he's saying. He didn't realize that, you know. It's just a fist bump. That's exactly what happened. What did you think it meant? What did you think it meant, Dad?

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73.654 - 84.139 Greg Cote

I'm not going to go into details. He doesn't want to be quizzed. There's a second meaning to that. Please go on. That is a little bit less, you know. What does it mean?

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Chapter 3: What are the different meanings of 'Fist Me'?

84.159 - 91.281 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

It's like when you punch someone in the face, you fist them. All we know it to mean is that you fist somebody. Yeah, there you go. Like Dan and Stu just fisted each other.

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91.301 - 94.943 Greg Cote

You're going to have to look that up because if you think I'm going to explain it in detail.

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94.963 - 111.993 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

But we don't know, so we'd like for you to explain it to us. We could always bleep it. We have Fist Me T-shirts that are selling like hotcakes. I bet they are. What should I type in? What should he put in Google to know what it is, what it means? We don't know what you're talking about.

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112.013 - 117.877 Greg Cote

Okay, yeah, I'm sure you don't. Doug Fister? There you go.

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Chapter 4: Is there a sexual connotation to 'Fist Me'?

119.605 - 123.667 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Greg, you see the room is confused. Does it have a sexual meaning from another time?

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123.687 - 124.927 Greg Cote

Yeah, it has a sexual meaning.

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124.987 - 141.494 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

From what? From the 40s, 50s, 60s? I didn't make it up. I didn't invent it. Can someone look this up for me, please? Little How's Your Uncle? Little How's Your Uncle? I don't know what How's Your Uncle means. How's Your Uncle is when somebody sort of pokes you in the nether regions.

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141.654 - 162.771 Greg Cote

Okay, all right. You're in the neighborhood. You're getting close. Getting warm. No, I'm not going to go into details. You could look it up. You all are just trying to embarrass me. I didn't know that Christopher, oh, Fist Me Tea. I like that. You can't buy that in the Greg Cody Show merch store, nor will you ever be able to.

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Chapter 5: What products are being promoted in this episode?

163.071 - 173.68 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Why wouldn't you? Why? It's funny. Look how cool your son looks there. This is great for LevitardAF.com. This is one of our best sellers is Chris Cody's face on Fist Me. Wow. Hard to believe.

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Chapter 6: How does humor play a role in this discussion?

175.663 - 178.05 Chris Cote

Why is that? Just nothing you're giving us right now.

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Chapter 7: What are the reactions of the crew to the topic?

178.671 - 183.444 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

But we don't know what you're talking about, Greg. Don't you understand? Okay.

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184.767 - 189.308 Greg Cote

I'm not going to go into detail on what it means. You're not going to get that out of me.

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189.348 - 193.51 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

But can someone look it up for him? Is it so dirty that you're... Someone look it up for me.

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193.57 - 197.111 JerBear (1‑800‑Flowers/DoorDash Ad)

Would you like the specific definition? Maybe from Urban Dictionary?

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197.211 - 206.053 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

From Urban Dictionary? Is it an expression from Urban Dictionary? Are you looking it up now? Greg, are you afraid of this being not suitable for work?

206.093 - 214.115 Greg Cote

Yes. I don't know about this. I just Googled a word, and it comes up on Wikipedia. Okay.

214.656 - 220.901 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Okay, that's not helpful. Should we start breathing again? Yeah, this is not how I wanted my yoga practice to go. Hold on, hold on. Let's do this again.

220.921 - 226.206 Greg Cote

I need yoga right now because I need to center myself after all this derailment.

226.426 - 228.688 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Okay. Don't love what my search history just looks like now.

Chapter 8: What does Urban Dictionary say about 'Fist Me'?

228.728 - 247.885 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

It's just company Wi-Fi. You're good. Breathe out and then explain to us what fist me means because I don't know. And I've just been... Nobody knows, Greg. Nobody knows. May I quote Wikipedia? We'd love you to. Yes, please. I think we're a little scared of it. And everyone breathe in and out as he's doing this. You have the bleep ready? Yes, nothing will get on air without it being bleeped.

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247.905 - 250.287 Chris Cote

I want everyone to go home later and do yoga to this.

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255.412 - 256.253 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Hold your breath here.

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258.414 - 281.097 Greg Cote

Fisting. Also known as fist f***ing. Handballing is a sexual activity that involves inserting one or more... One or more? Into someone. Breathe out.

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281.738 - 285.12 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Please breathe in. Get your arms in the air.

286.581 - 303.996 JerBear (1‑800‑Flowers/DoorDash Ad)

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304.296 - 319.2 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to. There is nothing funny about it.

319.5 - 343.369 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

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