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Chapter 1: What is the story behind tequila?
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo.
Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo.
Cuervo.
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Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show.
Shadowing it.
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Chapter 2: What happened to Greg Cody Tuesdays?
Well, it used to be Greg Cody Tuesdays. That was like a thing, and now it's like willy-nilly. So I'm just trying to figure out, trying to read the temp.
Wednesday is willy-nilly. It's wild willy-nilly. Tuesday used to be Greg Cody Tuesday. Yeah, what happened? I'm convinced. I don't know if this is true. Mike, you will have to tell me what is true or not true of the Stugatz negotiations. That Stugatz negotiated into his contract that he could just skip the days when the Knicks embarrass him.
He won't be in much.
Because he was supposed to be in today. He's going to be in tomorrow, but I assume that he's not in today because he's just trying to avoid what will be a hysterically laughing day. The biggest day of the Heat season. The basketball season concluded for Heat fans with Game 6 in Indiana.
That concludes our interest in anything to do with basketball and understanding that OKC will win the championship easily from here.
I feel like this is one of the rare times I feel a little young in the show. Like, not young in age, but young in show experience. I don't think I ever witnessed strident Knick fan Stugatz. I've missed that era completely. So when you're talking about, oh, he's avoiding the tears, I'm like, was Stugatz even like the Knicks?
He was pretty strident during this series to a frustrating end because every time they would suffer a loss and he was scheduled on the show, he's like, oh, no, the Knicks are better. I know that we're better. And now we don't actually get to have the satisfaction of him realizing that, no, you're not better than the Indiana Pacers. It's a bummer.
It's pretty clear that they weren't.
That game six was... It was clear that they weren't when he was saying that as a defense, but I don't know if it was coping or just not wanting to give people the pound of flesh.
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Chapter 3: How did the Knicks perform in the playoffs?
I don't think it's safe to do the entire bag in your mouth at once, is it? I believe that whole bag will make it very, very difficult for Roy to speak after that.
I like the idea that you don't think it's safe, like Roy's going to open it. So now a second person is doing it.
This is a choking hazard. I'd worry about his teeth. Do we have a dentist on call?
Oh, this is a dentist's dream. I feel like dentists give you bad advice so that they return business. You know what I mean? Like, oh, you should brush three times a day. Really, you're just like brushing the enamel off of your teeth. I think that they give you advice that damages your teeth so that you come back for repeat business.
I think you're 100% right.
Thank you. I'm going to take the under on 100% right.
Nobody's got a perfect mouth, according to a dentist. You could have a perfect mouth, and they're like, well, you have a little sign of a cavity in your lower right molar neighborhood.
I feel like once a week someone comes in onto their chair, and they're like, you have the perfect mouth. Never.
I wish I could have 100 of you. Nope. I'm telling you. My dentist, Dr. B, great dentist, great dentist, but for about 18 years. Every time I see them, they're like, we got to get those wisdom teeth out. Like, they're not a problem.
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Chapter 4: What is the future for the Knicks after their playoff exit?
They fell because Indiana had a better game plan and they executed their game plan better. It's not because the Knicks clearly were out-talented.
No. It's not a talent issue. Nobody's saying it's a talent issue. You're saying they're not good enough to win with Bunsen as your best player. They just lost to a five. Okay. They lost to a five. I just explained how. No, and they're a three. They beat one of the two that were better than them, but...
Maybe they're better than Cleveland next year, and maybe they're not better than Cleveland next year. And I don't know where Giannis ends up, but when we're talking about Boston realized during this year that they might have to make a change while watching what OKC was doing. A structural, architectural change. If Boston is the champion is doing that, I feel like we've sped up.
What are you looking at me? What was Boston realizing it had to make a change? There was a conversation happening during the season as people realized, like you did, OKC has gotten better than Boston. What might that team have to do to change if it loses against OKC?
No, that's not a conversation that was happening.
So it's a conversation that's happening now, is it not?
It was a conversation that was really tied to the purchase price because they had to avoid the luxury tax.
It was all a money conversation. OK. It has nothing to do with, oh my God, OKC is really good.
Their elimination has changed it, though.
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Chapter 5: How did Indiana become a formidable team?
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All right, y'all. The Super Bowl is in the rearview mirror.
The draft has come and gone. So now what? Now it's time to get the crew together. You keep the fandom energy going. It doesn't stop when the Super Bowl's gone. We gather. Exactly.
And look, just because the pads are off doesn't mean game day stops. Around here, we do game days. Even in the offseason. And what better way to do that than with a cold drink and your people around?
You've heard it all season long. Football is not a solo thing. This is not a me thing. This is not an I thing. This is a we thing.
There is no I in fandom, baby. So grab your
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of the Knicks' roster decisions?
Is that what you're saying? No way a Camry's trunk is big enough to hold a million dollars.
When you say a genie, do you mean Robin Williams is Greg's guardian angel?
You take the tire out, you know, you've got plenty of room. It's going to be weighted to the floor. You're going to know there's a million dollars. You're not going to be able to drive the car. Put it on the Polat Levitard show. Can you move a Toyota Corolla? Can you drive a Toyota Corolla that has one million pounds worth of gold weight?
A million pounds?
No, no, no.
Dollars.
Dollars, not pounds.
Now we're talking. This isn't the South End, innit? Forgive me. Innit? Forgive me. I love it. Wait, hold on. I've got to do my Tom Hardy. You've got to keep talking like this. See, Kev, me and the Aragans, we've got a problem, innit?
I love that. It came up on Mobland.
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Chapter 7: What are the key issues the Knicks need to address?
Especially on the road for the Panthers. And they are going on the road for this series. The Orioles have a whole nice advantage in this series. And I think the Panthers take full advantage of that one.
The Hyman thing is huge. What? Ayo. But... What Bob struggled with so far this postseason, what certain teams were affected, Toronto mainly, until Mikolo woke up and realized he had to get ultra-physical, is putting a big body in front of Bob, screening him, making it tough to read the puck. Zach Hyman, that's what he does. They call him Shaq Hyman. He scores all his goals inside of one feet.
But now that he's out, what big body can they put up there? Is it Nugent Hopkins? Is... He's very effective at that, even when he's not scoring goals for them at the same clip. This is a former 50-goal scorer, so Florida's benefiting from this injury, no doubt.
Corey Perry's going to end up in front of that as well, and he's been getting his goals that way.
Yeah, he's been very good for them lately. This Google AI thing seems to still be figuring itself out because it seems as though a million dollars in gold might only be 27 pounds. Not 516. When Dan started saying that, I'm like, this is... See, it says a million dollars of gold at today's market price would weigh approximately 516.65 pounds.
This equates to about 83,083 troy ounces or 27.46 pounds of gold. Now, is it pounds of gold? Is it pounds of gold in it, governor?
Mmm, if you ever find gold by the way gang if you're ever treasure hunting and you find gold Melt it down and remake your own bars because if it's stamped and it belongs like to Spain they're gonna come and claim it you Know you you really have to find someone to melt it down because if you if you it belongs to like the kingdom of Spain or like You know the Irish whatever they come and they later just like you get up to a lighter No, you'll see if it's coins the cauldron.
Oh
Yeah, no, you got to... Guys, I'm trying to help you here. It's really a curse to find gold because they come and they claim it and you really get nothing out of it.
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