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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?

Tue, 13 May 2025

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Mike Ryan wants to remind you that he broke the biggest sports story of all time. Also, our Boost Mobile hotline is on a heater. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: Who is Mike Ryan and what is his role in sports journalism?

389.784 - 411.742 Zaslow

No, it is not. If you see someone, forget that it's me. This is a blank face right here. Not this beautiful punim. This is a blank face right here. If you heard someone locally too, so maybe they're connected. I don't know. I don't know who this person is. You heard this person is reporting that Giannis has reached out to the heat. Would you think that's a big story?

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413.944 - 426.394 Greg Cote

Let me tell you how I define a big story. What's the degree of surprise? When Shams reports that Giannis is open to every team.

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426.735 - 437.604 Host / Moderator

Anthony Davis surprised me. That's a little bit more of a surprise. Wait a minute. So this is reporting and it's legitimate. And I'm asking you, why are you denying the credibility of his report?

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438.49 - 442.653 Zaslow

Well, first of all... I reported last week that Sam Bennett was not even going to have a hearing.

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442.693 - 447.196 Greg Cote

First of all, I don't know that it's true, and I don't think you know it's true at this point.

447.216 - 448.837 Mike

Do I know what's true?

448.897 - 454.281 Zaslow

I know my report is true. I know what I was told. I trust my sources. Okay, there you go.

454.321 - 461.166 Mike

Wait, Greg, what are you doing? He's doing exactly what you want him to do, which is play your stupid little game. This is not a game to me. As a journalist, this is not a game.

463.988 - 464.668 Zaslow

Das ist mein Leben.

Chapter 2: What is the controversy around Giannis and Miami Heat's interest?

1637.987 - 1654.524 Mike

Confusing player. Confusing about Rudy Gobert, too. If they make it to the NBA Finals, I'm gonna maybe need to do some apologizing. 24-11-7, the game prior. You have called him trash. Yeah, he's a trash can. He's not a good player. He's a bad player. Numbers don't lie, buddy. Sometimes they do. Especially when it comes to Julius Randle.

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1656.428 - 1660.63 Host / Moderator

You can't talk to this. Jimmy Butler was minus 30 last night and took nine shots.

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1661.191 - 1662.952 Mike

The numbers are telling all sorts of truth there.

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1662.992 - 1665.053 Billy

Mike told you about that.

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1665.093 - 1671.636 Zaslow

Warriors fans are so confused. Why didn't he shoot that? He has a layup and he just kicks it out. Why didn't he shoot?

1671.676 - 1675.758 Mike

Welcome. Oh man, that's good stuff. I should have stayed awake for that.

1675.799 - 1688.973 Host / Moderator

I really should have. I gotta tell you though, it is funny. But are you watching the rehearsal? This is nuts. Das ist verrückt. Versuch mal, Episode 3 zu beschreiben, mein Freund. Ich sage nur, in der Geschichte des Fernsehs ist so etwas wie das niemals geschehen.

1689.034 - 1689.374 Mike

Ist das gut?

1689.434 - 1691.637 Host / Moderator

Es ist so anders. Es ist so ambitiös.

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