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Chapter 1: What is the Shadow Show introduction?
Shadow Show. Shadow Show. Shadow Show.
Shadow Show. Shadow Show. Shadow Show. Shadow Show.
Shadow Show.
Shadowin' it.
Chapter 2: Why is Billy wearing a backward cap?
Roy, I'm scared of Backward Cap Billy with a mischievous grin. And I'm scared of Backward Cap Billy with a mischievous grin. Me? On a day that there's no Chris Cody. Oh, because he's got a tight ship here. No stugats. No Mike Ryan. No Lewis. It's just Billy, and now Billy's turned his. No Lewis. Lewis hasn't been to work in three weeks.
Where is he? He's been missing more than Stugatz.
Who are you to talk? Your brother was here working last week, and you weren't for some reason.
I didn't approve that, by the way. I don't really understand.
We liked him better.
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Chapter 3: What are the challenges with the team's vacation policy?
Our vacation policy is not something that I totally get. But it seems nice.
Some people get to never work and other people never get to take vacation. And I'm always here. That's how it works.
Well, wait a minute.
Some people have kids also on spring break and they have to come in every day this week and they don't spend any time with their family. That's how it works. And other people just went on vacation, and they're back on vacation again now this week.
I don't understand our policy. I know that you guys always think that I'm the hot dog meme pointing back at himself like the Spider-Man meme, but I'm Tim Robinson. But I find myself wondering how it is we're going to withstand it. And in the breach steps superhero Jonathan Zest. Yeah, where's Stugatz? Zazz looks like radio.
You said that the other day. What does that mean?
It's mean. That's exactly what it is. Is it mean? It's not a compliment.
No? I thought I'm looking handsome these days. I think you look great. Thank you.
The bald look is definitely working for you.
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Chapter 4: How does Zaslow feel about his wardrobe choices?
All right. Thank you. In outfit and demeanor, he looks like radio. He comes in. Look, I think I'm going to start the show just asking Zaslow an assortment of questions so that we can get to know the Zaslow wardrobe, for example.
Oh, my wife was not pleased with today's wardrobe. That's a great jacket. Thank you. My wife was not happy. I go into the closet in the morning. I pick out whatever is the handiest, whatever is the closest. The lights are not on in the bedroom. It's early in the morning. And she looks at me. She goes, that is a terrible, terrible outfit. And I couldn't care less. What do I care?
Who am I trying to impress? See, that's the thing. But I've got a lot of questions because you guys have to understand that the Zaslow I know never wants to leave Cooper City.
Oh, they got everything I need.
When he doesn't want to see the world, doesn't want to see Europe.
My wife's going to Europe on Wednesday this week. I'm staying in Cooper City.
And he's thrilled because he'll just watch Panther games.
Where the hell is Cooper City? What?
It's a suburb in Broward, and it's got everything I need, man.
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Chapter 5: What are the highlights of March Madness this year?
I'm telling you that as close to Venice as Zazz will ever get if a college football game is not played there now that ESPN is making him travel is one of those canals on the outskirts of Cooper City. He'll vacation there. I'm going to ask a question here. How many coats? You've traveled with college football. When that experiment began, how many coats did you own?
It's a great question. I was not fully prepared for how cold the end of the college football season was going to be. Like when I'm going to South Bend, Indiana, I was not prepared for that. I need to do a much better job before next college football season. I was cold.
You didn't answer my question.
Yeah, I don't have coats.
You didn't own a coat before traveling for college football season?
No, no. And I was just wearing, you know, like hooded sweatshirts, you know, and hope that does the trick. In Wisconsin? It was so cold. Ann Arbor, Michigan. It was really cold.
Is everyone mad at March Madness? Not enough drama and buzzer beaters and upsets and stories and fun? And why are you making a face, Tony?
Come on, because I don't like that. We get this once a year, okay? We have this incredible tournament where there's basketball everywhere and there's hoops everywhere. And I got my wife being like, are you really going to watch college basketball? I'm like, yeah, babe, it's March. That's what I do in March. We watch college hoops. And yeah, there hasn't been a ton of upsets.
There hasn't been a ton of buzzer beaters. There have been a ton of the secret sauce, though.
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Chapter 6: Why is everyone critiquing Pat Riley?
But the sport is run at the moment by storylines, by drama, because that regular season game doesn't matter. Because it doesn't matter whether Houston or Denver is two or three. We can talk about it, but it doesn't matter. And so people latch on to the stuff like Jimmy's back in town. You're mad at people who are coming after Pat Riley?
Yeah, and I'll give you a storyline, by the way. Headline tomorrow night on TNT. They could steal it from me if they want. Warriors 0-1 over their last game. Heat 1-0. You want a storyline?
Those are just facts.
Lead with that. That's not a good lead.
One team's hot, one team's not, Dano.
Be fair.
That's not a good lead. Be fair.
No, I am mad because you know what's happening? You have everyone out there on their podcast. Everybody's got a podcast. Everyone's got a podcast.
Don't you?
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Chapter 7: Who is eligible to join the shipping container?
Amin is a Shippy Container member. That's the difference. Also, I'm above Amin, you're saying?
No, I mean, it splits time, but he's honorary here. Stugatz is also in the shipping container. Also, yes. I would say it's a, when I say honorary shipping container member, I'm bestowing upon him an honor from a group I have found historically distrustful about allowing others into the inner circle. It takes a minute. Nobody's ever arrived here and just gets to be good with the shipping container.
Do you trust me? i do i do have a story about zazz i've never mentioned on air ever this is this is actually a really good story this is fun now it's exciting okay so i used to work at 790s as a promotion uh assistant right you did yeah this is this does not reflect well on me well he was employed he was employed as a promotion assistant the working is
I mean, I did my job.
We went to, like, a car dealership, and I would have to spin the wheel and, you know, all that stuff. A hustler. Come on, Dan, you know me. The beginnings of the Kaladiut hustle. Exactly right. Passed down from your father. All of a sudden, we're coming back from, I don't know, tropical Chevrolet somewhere far away, right? We get there. It's nighttime. It's a heat game.
And in the studio, I peek through. There used to be, in the 790 studio, there was a window like this big through the door. It was like a submarine door. And I looked in, and they were on break, and it was Zaslo and Tommy Tide. And I was like, oh my God. Looking like radio. I was like, oh my God, I can't believe it.
It's Zaslow. And Tommy Tye. Tony, did it or did it not look like radio?
Looked and smelled like radio. You should have walked down the other hallway. There's a giant glass. It was like a fish tank.
Well, yeah, but I wanted to look into where the studio was. So I was there, and then I kind of poked my head in, And at the same time, Zazz is trying to throw a paper away. So he's shooting like a garbage jump shot where I'm opening the door. So as I open the door, the garbage flings at me. It misses me. You made the shot, by the way. Made it.
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Chapter 8: What is the TurboTax advertisement about?
Okay. Oh, that's right. Forgive me. My apologies. I actually turned to Tommy Tighe. I said, show him out, please.
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Don Levitard. To us, residents. Oh, wow.
That's pretty good.
It's in there.
It's better. You think I haven't been practicing? Stugatz.
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