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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)

Fri, 04 Apr 2025

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Amin claimed his internal clock was "the dream," but now he has overslept. But what if he's not oversleeping? The search for Amin has begun. Today's cast: Domonique Foxworth, Andrew Hawkins, NOT Amin Elhassan, Chris, Billy, Jeremy, Tony, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What is the Jägermeister story?

1.215 - 23.161 Chris Cote

Listen, boys, we got to talk about Jägermeister, a go-to guy at home, at the bar, or maybe even out at the rink. A drink so ice cold, it deserves its own video tribute at every sports bar across North America. No trash talk, no running its mouth. We love the confidence on them. Jägermeister sent us an ad to read on the show, but they're so confident they said, don't do any of that normal ad stuff.

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23.501 - 45.305 Chris Cote

Tell the listeners two things. Jägermeister is great, but everyone's been drinking it wrong. Damn, that's cold. Well, how should we be drinking it? They're so glad you asked. Ice cold at zero degrees Fahrenheit to be exact. Ice cold shots of Jägermeister. That's it. That's all they want to tell you. So wherever you are, if you're hanging out with friends or at the bar, call the shots.

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45.765 - 74.221 Chris Cote

Cheers with ice cold shots of Jägermeister. Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jägermeister out at DraftKingsXJägermeister.com. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S. White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?

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74.321 - 74.701 Tony

Cuervo.

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94.215 - 94.715 Billy

Cuervo.

99.56 - 100.021 Andrew Hawkins

Cuervo.

101.042 - 104.706 Roy

This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

109.159 - 122.845 Chris Cote

Alright, welcome to the Sands Levitard Show. I was going to say that it's Game 5, but I think this is the championship parade because we gave them a gentleman sweep. I'm here with my man. No, it's fun. We're just having a good time. You helped us.

123.085 - 134.351 Andrew Hawkins

I wanted to come in and be the MVP, man. I had a whole week planned out. We go down 0-1. We rally Game 2. You guys split. Three and four. And you come in. And I just come in.

Chapter 2: How did the basketball game impact the hosts?

1112.926 - 1124.472 Chris Cote

I like his business acumen. Excuse me. Jeez. Yeah, you're getting choked up about this. Guys, he's alive. All right. Jokes in.

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1124.572 - 1126.493 Andrew Hawkins

Back to the jokes.

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1126.533 - 1127.234 Roy

Remember to flush.

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1127.434 - 1131.296 Andrew Hawkins

I just got a yup heading down text from him. All right.

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1131.316 - 1131.716 Roy

Wrong chat.

1131.756 - 1133.077 Andrew Hawkins

This is exciting. I feel great.

1133.217 - 1138.7 Andrew Hawkins

Thank God Amin isn't dead. Number one, no way in hell Michael Jordan was going to his funeral.

1139.08 - 1143.105 Billy

Now we'll never know. I don't know. We're going to have to find out later.

1143.265 - 1163.67 Andrew Hawkins

Amin dies, but maybe we meet MJ. I sent a bunch of texts in that 15 minutes. Most of them were people connected to Michael Jordan. It said, Amin Elhassan died. Do you think Mike is going to come to the funeral? They said, are you serious? I said, yes. They said TBD. So that doesn't sound like it's a confirmation.

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