Wild Billy Wednesday almost incites three divorces and 100 Gorillas vs. 1 John Haliburton. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Amin, Billy, Jeremy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the story behind Cuervo tequila and its significance?
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads, like... Cuervo. I think you could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.
Cuervo.
Cuervo.
Shadow in it.
Chapter 2: What are the heated opinions about the Miami Heat team's recent performance?
Guys, Poppy's saying things about the heat I've never heard him say before. papi who claims to be heat fan i've been with the heat forever i've been with the heat since lebron got here my father uh is done with people he hasn't been done with before saslo for instance who i mean everybody everybody well who so you're telling me there are people he has not gotten rid of on this team
It's everybody. He doesn't want the team to be anymore what it is.
That's fandom, right? I'm going to break the fourth wall here. I'm a Marlins fan. What? And I, as a Marlins fan, hate the team. And I feel like if you love your team, you really hate your team. That's part of being a fan.
The real fans don't just come in and when things get tough, they put on all their Panthers gear for a second day in a row, Panthers hat, Panthers shirt, and forget about the heat. The real fans, they go through it, through thick and thin, and they criticize their team. If you love your team, you want everybody on your team fired or traded. That's love for your team.
You don't just hop up to a new team and, oh, here we go, Stanley Cup again. Yeah.
He's got you there, Zaslow. Day two, here we go again. Zaslow, he's cornered you. He's got me there. The last couple of days, Billy has really cornered you on stuff. What are you talking about, Zaslow?
I didn't say any names. If you're feeling that this is about you, maybe that's a guilty conscience situation. Maybe you're self-snitching here.
I didn't say you. Is it you? Was that you? I don't see it that way. I'm allowed to like more than one team here in South Florida.
I want to call my dad. I worry about calling an old man this early in the morning.
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Chapter 3: How does Papi describe the Miami Heat's embarrassing loss and his reactions?
Chapter 4: What is the debate about fans’ loyalty and criticism towards their favorite teams?
That's fandom, right? I'm going to break the fourth wall here. I'm a Marlins fan. What? And I, as a Marlins fan, hate the team. And I feel like if you love your team, you really hate your team. That's part of being a fan.
The real fans don't just come in and when things get tough, they put on all their Panthers gear for a second day in a row, Panthers hat, Panthers shirt, and forget about the heat. The real fans, they go through it, through thick and thin, and they criticize their team. If you love your team, you want everybody on your team fired or traded. That's love for your team.
You don't just hop up to a new team and, oh, here we go, Stanley Cup again. Yeah.
He's got you there, Zaslow. Day two, here we go again. Zaslow, he's cornered you. He's got me there. The last couple of days, Billy has really cornered you on stuff. What are you talking about, Zaslow?
I didn't say any names. If you're feeling that this is about you, maybe that's a guilty conscience situation. Maybe you're self-snitching here.
I didn't say you. Is it you? Was that you? I don't see it that way. I'm allowed to like more than one team here in South Florida.
I want to call my dad. I worry about calling an old man this early in the morning.
Midday for him.
No, you know my father. Come on. My mom has been complaining nonstop that all he does is sleep in retirement. We're sure to be waking him up. Go ahead and call him.
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Chapter 5: What are the oldest sports memorabilia items held by the podcast cast?
Over the years, yes, yes. But that's the only reason they're leaving the house. She's giving so many. It's not a we are giving those away. You would never give those away. Those would keep stacking up in all of the closets of your house.
These are important artifacts, okay?
That have gone to Goodwill, right?
Yes. Goodwill.
Because your wife doesn't want them in the house anymore and would set them on bonfire in the back of the house if she could.
She I can't even describe. I don't know. Like you guys are married over there on the other side. I don't know. Do you have this experience? I come home. I was on the Miami Heat broadcast radio broadcast for 12 years. So every single time they had a shirt on the chair, I'm always bringing a shirt home. And my wife gets so mad at me.
Can we guess which ones they are from the great years that they would give the stuff away? There's got to be a white W shirt where it's like they would spell like white hot. So it would put like W-H-I-T-E.
There's like one white W shirt. Let's do the entirety of this, though. How many shirts? What have you brought in? It's all in three. It's all T-shirts. Yeah. And my hypothesis is it started with me saying that I think he's got shirts in his closet that are older than Greg Cody. And while I'm joking about that, I do believe there's the possibility that he unleashes something from 1988 in here.
Like, I believe that. I mean, I was seven years old. Why would I hold on to that? Because you're that weird. It's going to fit my arm. Well, because if not for your wife, you would have every shirt you'd collected since that age. She hates it. She sent all of this stuff out of the house. I'm like, why?
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Chapter 6: How does the podcast discuss marital strife caused by sports fandom?
Let's say they get divorced as a result of the Heat because your father now has become someone that your mother doesn't like being around at Heat games because he's always complaining or whatever. Let's say they get divorced. Do you hold that against your beloved Miami Heat and Pat Riley and Mickey Arison? Like, do you guys say you guys...
broke apart my family you ended my parents marriage after 50 years i will no longer report your ice cream stories for you like what how do you handle this situation thank you uh wild willie uh for asking me that question and in that particular case i would have to side with my mother and her lover because she run off to be happier with someone who wasn't complaining about the heat all the time for 15 years well is she is she running an affair
Like, what's happening? LeBron has a lover?
No, I'm not alleging my mother is having an affair. I'm saying, look, this is what I'm saying. My mother has said this, okay? There's my father who was on television, and that person is Poppy, and she said she would love to have an affair with that man. That was never the man who came home.
The man who came home was always firing Spolstra, complaining about Shaq for missing free throws, saying LeBron wasn't good enough. Behind the scenes, my father was just complaining about the Heat for 15 years.
A real fan. Tell you what, he's not wearing Panthers gear today.
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Chapter 7: What are the thoughts on Giannis Antetokounmpo’s playoff performance and the Bucks’ issues?
Chapter 8: How do the podcast members handle losing sports memorabilia and clothing disputes at home?
I'm telling you, I'm telling you. You didn't see him? Are you going to claim that you saw him? I thought he was going to. Dad, you did not see Mickey Harrison. You're not reporting.
My father's reporting that Mickey Harrison left the arena in a wig and a mustache and sunglasses. That's an official Levitard report. Put it on the crawl. Put it on the crawl. My father is reporting officially to the country with the Levitard stamp on it that he saw Mickey Harrison leaving the arena the other night in a mustache, a wig, and sunglasses. Like a ball of wax. Investigative reporting.
What happened to your timing with Amin there, Zaz?
Could be better reps, you know? They've never worked together before. Yeah, first time this group works together.
Zazlo came in with some of his rattiest attire. I asked him to bring in the three worst things from his closet that his wife hates the most because they're the oldest things.
I think I brought in some good ones, but when I told my wife yesterday, Dan wants me to bring in the clothes you hate washing, you know, because I keep bringing them. She goes, we've given so many away to Goodwill, you know?
Over the years, yes, yes. But that's the only reason they're leaving the house. She's giving so many. It's not a we are giving those away. You would never give those away. Those would keep stacking up in all of the closets of your house.
These are important artifacts, okay?
That have gone to Goodwill, right?
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