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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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Danny, how are you? Oh, Danny, what happened to the running beer? He was in the hot tub. Oh, he sank the heat, Danny.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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I was watching until about 1 o'clock in the morning. I couldn't sleep.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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No, I stayed up. Yeah, I stayed up. Your mother likes to watch the game with me, so I had no choice but to stay up. But the running beer was still in a hot hand. And I saw the brothers. What's the name? Jeff and Stan Van Gundy. They were helping the other team. They were on the rocket side. That wasn't good. The Clippers? Yeah. They were on the Clippers side. I saw Jeff.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

278.231

Is he an assistant head coach there?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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Oh, I didn't know that. And we saw also Stan. I think that your mother saw Stan there on the sideline.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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The guy's soft. He's a soft player. You know, you got to keep your fingers crossed, make sure that he doesn't get hurt before the playoff. That's it. I mean, you know that. I know that. Everybody knows that in the last four years, you know. He hasn't been able to make it to the playoffs.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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Well, listen, I'm waiting for Jimmy Buckets to come back. I'm telling you, that guy is something else.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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Oh, there was bad blood between Spoh and Jimmy Buckets. Last year, Jimmy Buckets challenged Spoh to a fight, and UD had to step in. Don't you remember that incident of the court?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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Well, there you have it. You know, this thing has been carrying over over a year now. But I can't wait for Jimmy to come back, and then he's going to throw 40, 50 points on the other team, and then they got to interview Jimmy on national TV. What do you think Jimmy's going to say?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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Well, I'm not going to show my hands. It's going to get a little bit tricky there, buddy. I'm telling you. Unless they don't want to talk to Jimmy, they might bypass Jimmy and talk to the Mexican Estadio. Jimmy Hackett. Who's Jimmy Hackett? Jaime Hackett.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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Jimmy Hackett. That's the English version of Jaime Hackett. So I call him Jimmy Hackett.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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Why did you call him Jimmy Hackett? I got the once in a while, I get the senior moments. You know what I mean?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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Well, I mean, you know, I mean, crushing Spolstra? I don't crush Spolstra. I think that Spolstra should move on. They should give him a promotion. Kick him upstairs. Give him a rally show. Let's rally retire. Give him $10 million a year to Spolstra. Big office. View to a view to Biscayne Bay. Are you kidding me? And bring you-know-who into Miami. He's going to get things squared away.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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Who's you-know-who? You know, my guy, the butcher.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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The Dolphins, I tell you, they need this guy Tua to come back. You know, my recommendation was give him a bigger helmet, a bigger size helmet to take care of the hits. You know what I mean? Without that guy, the Dolphins, they don't got a chance, buddy. I'm telling you. They almost made it to the playoffs without Tua this year. But, you know, this guy, what's the guy's name? Tyler Huntley?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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he can fill those shoes, Tua's shoes. Are you kidding me? And his head coach, he looks like a chemistry teacher in high school. He doesn't look like a football coach. I don't know.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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I said, maybe you drop out.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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You got to give credit to this guy who writes for the Herald. What's his name? Armando Salgado. He has been writing for the Herald for the last 50 years. You know, he writes exemption.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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shit every time you know what I mean he gotta come up with something new and he keeps coming back at the readers you know he's a tiger Armando I hear that he has a big follow a bunch of followers are following him up you know what I mean that takes a great deal of creativity Armando Salguero hasn't worked for the Miami Herald in about five years Really?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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Gee, I thought that he was still one of the biggest dolphin riders for the Herald. Dad, you're so full of shit, Dad.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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Well, when I go to the Publix and I don't buy the paper because it's too expensive. I just glance at the paper and I read the news, you know, and I count and I put it back.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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No, I don't steal the news. I mean, I just borrow the paper. I tell the guy, can I see what is in the news? Do you see if it's worth spending, you know, a buck or a buck fifty on the hero?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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Dad, you used to do this.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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Well, because I had to eat the candies so your mother couldn't see me. If your mother sees me eating the candies, she would complain that it was good for me. I mean, it wasn't good for me. was a lot of sugar with the candy. So I tried to stay away from her. So that's the only place where I could eat some candy. So what can I tell you? But do you remember that?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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All right. Take care, buddy. Bye. Love you. Bye. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa

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This is the Dan Levatard Show with the Stugatz.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa

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Christian trails a sponge full of ice cream down the center of my body. He kisses each of my breasts and ****** each of my nipples hard. My mouth is already open from panting. I open wider and he slides a large cool metal object between my ******. Sitting beside me, he gently pulls my sweatpants down, up and down like a horse drawers. He flexes his hips so his ****** pushes against me.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa

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Yes, right there. In the bathroom, it is all hot and steamy. I strip off my clothes and quickly clamber into the shower, and I haul up my face into the welcoming torrent. I want Christian Grey.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa

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Michelangelo's David has nothing on him. Es suficiente, Papi.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa

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This is the Don Levatar Show with the Stoogads.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Well, I don't know. I had something here that was chocolate... Chocolate type of bread, I guess. That was very good. Very good, you know. I also was looking at the fruit snacks. That's excellent, too. Very good choice. Very good choice.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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i had some cashews too uh you you you had a good eye good eye and i'm looking at the big spread here and uh it's very tempting you know i gotta stay away from this stuff it's not good for you dad you say this all the time chris cody said during the show distracted me during a segment by saying your dad's eating my lunch well you know cody's a tough act to follow he's uh

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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It's quite a bit, too, you know? So I'm trying to keep up with him. What can I tell you?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Oh, Billy, why were you so secret about that FIU job you had there? Baseball and the trip, huh?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Yeah, that's what the Godfather says and knows. Keep your card close to the vest so you never know what you're going to get, right? Don't let people know your next move. There you have it. He's talking like an executive now. He's talking like you, Dan. Dan's a suit now, Papi. I know that. I know that. He didn't learn that from me. It probably was from his mother.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Oh, yeah, you're leaving the state to celebrate yourself in a very unique way? Really? That sounds intriguing to me. You want to come? No, no, no, I'm too old for that.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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You better be careful with the bird.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction

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Holidays, a time for peace, for love, for presence. And do I have one for you. It's Poppy's Fifty Shades of Christmas. You're welcome.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction

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Thank you, Papi. See, Greg? That's how it's done.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction

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Okay, time to start the show.