Tony kicks things off with a Thursday ThUNDER put together by Mike Ryan. Then, Jessica's insubordination leads to Dan taking everyone's phones, Amin gets reckless about Jay Leno's injuries (again), and reports of an ESPN staple, Around the Horn, coming to an end spark a conversation about the history of the show and what it did for the sports media landscape. Plus, Mina Kimes is here, and before we get to football, we need to examine a photo of Willow with Santa Claus that includes a rather unfortunate angle of...well...Santa's balls. Once we're done with Mina's vivid description, she delivers analysis on the Ravens, Steelers, 49ers, Bengals, Cowboys, Chiefs, Simpsons, Texans, Packers, Chargers, and 'Tommy DeVito, I guess.' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is Jagermeister and how should we drink it?
Listen, boys, we got to talk about Jägermeister, a go-to guy at home, at the bar, or maybe even out at the rink. A drink so ice cold, it deserves its own video tribute at every sports bar across North America. No trash talk, no running its mouth. We love the confidence on them. Jägermeister sent us an ad to read on the show, but they're so confident they said, don't do any of that normal ad stuff.
Tell the listeners two things. Jägermeister is great, but everyone's been drinking it wrong. Damn, that's cold. Well, how should we be drinking it? They're so glad you asked. Ice cold at zero degrees Fahrenheit, to be exact. Ice cold shots of Jagermeister. That's it. That's all they want to tell you. So wherever you are, if you're hanging out with friends or at the bar, call the shots.
Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister. Damn, that's cold.
And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.
Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S. White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila.
Cuervo.
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Chapter 2: What is Thursday Thunder?
Chapter 3: What happened to Jay Leno?
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
That's right. It's Thursday Thunder, and it's brought to you by our friends at DraftKings. Stay tuned because you'll hear all about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Tony, what do we got?
Dano, tonight we've got a true Thursday Thunder.
Thank you. That didn't feel like a true Thursday Thunder. That sounded like fake thunder to me. That was fake thunder. This is real thunder.
This sounded real to me. No, no, this is real. All right. So the four-pick parlay went so well last time that we're going to go back to the well in hopes for a different result. Four-pick parlay tonight for Thursday night football. This was put together by Mike Ryan, by the way, because I'm an over guy. I'm not an under guy. I don't like being the under guy, Dan. I'm the over guy.
Nobody likes being the under guy. Mike Ryan has under 37 as the first leg. 37 is not a lot of points. Good God. That's very low. It's a very low score. I don't hate that, though. Steelers defense, damn good. Second leg, Cleveland Browns plus 7.5.
So you're telling me that we are going tonight to Flanagan's to have a watch party. And Flanagan's, I warn you, we bring a lot of people with us wherever we go. Be ready for what it is that we're bringing your way. We're bringing your way less than 37 points. A football game. with less than 37 points.
Just start cooking the rib rolls now.
Yeah. But I have 20 of them. Yeah. So Cleveland Browns plus seven and a half. That's the second leg. Next one. Over half of an interception for Jameis Winston tonight. Money in the bank. Half.
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Chapter 4: What is the significance of Around the Horn's end?
Chapter 5: How has the NFL changed this season?
You haven't been watching Jets games, that's what it is.
No, I clearly haven't. I have not. He has been lost every play. Lost to the Sauce? We're going to ask Mina Kimes about this in a little bit. She's going to be on with us. And I'm not going to talk to her about some of the news that broke yesterday in the New York Post. But I do wonder how the rest of you experienced that.
Chapter 6: What are the latest updates on Sauce Gardner?
Around the Horn, it's now being reported, is going to be gone after 23 years. An amazing run for a show that now becomes, in the new ESPN... Less important, I imagine, that they'll just fill it with football, that football is just going to be everywhere. Gambling. I would imagine. I don't know anything here, so I am Mike Greenberg. I don't know anything. I'm not reporting any facts.
You haven't spoken to anybody either.
But I do know that it is ending and that the reports are true. And I am made sad by this as someone who saw so many of the people that we care about come through to the spotlight of politics. media fame and voice through that show.
Whether it is Pablo Torre or Bomani Jones or Tony Reale or Mina Kimes, it was a place where voices have been developed and the original incarnation of that show was with Max Kellerman. Max Kellerman
overplayed his hand and they went down the hall and got somebody who was interning at PTI to host the show and the advice that Tony Reale was given about 20 plus years ago was just keep your head down, don't ask for payment, don't say anything, they'll forget, just keep hosting. Just keep hosting. And a 20-year career was born out of somebody was down the hall.
And he was great at that show and made everyone around him enjoy that show, made people feel special, created a sense of family and community around that show. And here you see a photo of Stugatz, who appeared on that show a handful of times. It's like a drowned rat. enjoyed that show, that is a cleaned up Stugatz. That's cleaned up? That is very clean. That's Stugatz?
That's as clean as you will ever see Stugatz. Stugatz didn't dress that well for my wedding where he was next door brushing his teeth and changing his sneakers on a lawn next door. Oh man, I saw him.
Stugatz, I know we've told this story before but it is a classic Stugatz story. Stugatz showed up late to Dan's wedding and I saw him get out of the Uber brushing his teeth as he approached He had a button-up shirt, jean sneakers, and a baseball cap on.
Took the cap off, though.
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