The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)
Wed, 27 Nov 2024
Our Little Show is having another giant watch party in December for the Miami Dolphins-New York Jets game on December 8 at Vivo in the Dolphin Mall. Can you believe that the Miami International Mall outlived Sunset Place? Whatever happened to the mall that was going to be built in Miami and host an indoor ski resort? Plus, Mike Ryan has some insight on what led to Tata Martino being fired following Inter Miami's disappointing campaign. Plus, the Los Angeles Dodgers continued to flex their muscles (and wallet) by signing Blake Snell to a 5-year deal worth $182 million last night. Would the Marlins even want Juan Soto? What would a team full of Jake Burgers look like? Also, Mike Schur is raising monsters (but only if he's raising his children as Dodgers fans). Then, we go Behind The Bit on Billy eating the onion that allegedly sent him to the hospital. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What event is happening on December 8th?
That ended up being a disastrous game that ended up really ruining the Dolphins' season. It was so fun.
It started off great.
Dolphins seemed to have the game in hand. Then all of a sudden they somehow magically blew that lead. And then we all thought, Will Levis, wow, he's going to be something in this league. And no, no, he was not. He's pretty bad. Not very good this year. So that game ended up being a disaster and a bad time had by all. It was fun for most of the night, but then a bad time. So we said, you know what?
Let's have a bad time again. So come out here. We're going to have a bad time together. Dolphins versus Jets, December 8th, live from Vivo at Dolphin Mall. Kickoff's at 1, but we're going to get there around noon. Go until about 5 or so. We're just going to kind of be enjoying football. We'll have the Dolphins game on, the Jets game on. And I would advise you, and this is not on the script here.
This is not Sunday service presented by Smirnoff. This is not on the script. But I will tell you this, because our partners at Smirnoff have been great. I will tell you this. December 8th, Dolphin Mall to Sunday. I would get there a little bit early because you're headed into prime holiday shopping season.
So if you want to find some parking, it's going to be a zoo generally just because of that time of year at Dolphin Mall.
Oh, but no, the growing property of God Bless Football landing in your town after touring the country, Arizona and Chicago.
A homecoming.
Closer to home to Billy Gill. The people that matter. The people show. These are Billy Gill's people.
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Chapter 2: Why did Tata Martino get fired from Inter Miami?
I will answer your questions in a second. You guys did a deep dive on local malls here. I still haven't gotten an answer to my question, though. How did you meet your wife at Dolphin Mall?
My wife? We worked together.
Chapter 3: What does the signing of Blake Snell mean for the Dodgers?
And I don't know the backstory.
Of what?
Us working together? Of how it is that you came. Whoa.
That was a while later. What?
Was it really? December 8th. None of his personal business.
Seriously.
Sunday service presented by Smirnoff. Yeah. 1 p.m. kickoff. We'll be there at noon. Yeah, get there early, too. Be there at like 11, 30, 11 o'clock. Good seats. Yeah.
Billy, that mall you were talking about, the new deadline, it's 2026. The one right off the turnpike that they've been promoting forever.
2026.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of the Marlins' roster choices?
He's number two or three, I think. In L.A.? In L.A., yeah. But, Billy, he does have a career 3-1-9 ERA. Yeah, great.
They already had Glass now for $100 million that they took from Tampa.
He also sucks, by the way.
He's terrible.
Never can stay healthy.
Good luck with those Glass arms. Yeah, keep paying them away, losers.
Snell in the second half after the All-Star break last year was 5-0 with a 1-4-5 ERA. A little suspicious.
Go on. I'm not saying anything. I'm just saying it's odd. Such a rough start.
Some people will say... Time to throw away all journalistic credibility and get reckless. Here is something we like to call reckless speculation.
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