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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: A Real Piece of ****

Thu, 21 Nov 2024

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We take a peek Behind the bit on Benny From Fort Lauderdale, one of the original callers of our show. Then, what is the best Christmas Carol and why is it the Mi Burrito Sabanero (Big Booty Bass Remix) by DJ Laz? Plus, there are multiple locker room stories worth diving into. Dan and Amin lead the crew's conversations about the Giants' reaction to the benching of Daniel Jones and Joel Embiid calling whoever leaked news about their team meeting "a real piece of shit." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What is the story behind Benny from Fort Lauderdale?

1189.83 - 1207.178 Unknown

I don't have any Christmas decorations in my apartment currently, but when I picture putting up Christmas decorations, Dan, it's the Sunday after Thanksgiving. I'm watching a NFC North game on Fox. It's like Bears-Vikings. And the da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da is on the TV.

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1207.238 - 1208.039 Dan Le Batard

Is that a Christmas card?

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1209.079 - 1210.82 Dan Le Batard

When they do the, like, Slate Bells version. Yes, oh, my God.

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1210.84 - 1215.344 Unknown

When they do the graphics with, like, the little ornaments and, like, the little Frasier furs.

1215.604 - 1220.148 Dan Le Batard

And the robot comes out with a Santa hat on. Cletus. And he does, like, a spin move.

1220.228 - 1223.831 Unknown

Oh, it's the greatest thing. This is how you get ready for the season.

1224.772 - 1227.114 Dan Le Batard

Oh, wow.

1227.134 - 1231.017 Stugatz

Three Americans.

Chapter 2: What makes the 72 Dolphins special?

1889.411 - 1912.093 Dan Le Batard

And someone's out there thinking this is a good thing to tell anybody on the outside, let alone a newsbreaker. So, Him being irate like that, in the same way that Draymond was irate about, and there were some words, and you guys were like, well, that's not, I'm like, I'm telling you, this thing only works if we all believe that we're together on this.

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1912.533 - 1934.059 Dan Le Batard

If someone is running around, running their mouth about what happens here, it all falls apart. And you know what the irony is, Dan? It reminds me of a different story, completely different story. The Adam Schefter, Ray Lewis to FAU report, right? that was instantly like kiboshed by a bunch of people. Can I see that one? Or is that one a little?

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1934.56 - 1937.061 Dan Le Batard

It's sacrosanct is the other word you were looking for.

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1937.121 - 1937.301 Billy

I know.

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1937.321 - 1953.625 Dan Le Batard

Kibosh. I was doing a Cinephobe reference when I did that one. That's right. But anyways. What's Cinephobe? Oh, I'm glad you asked. It is the podcast where Zach Harper and I review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes and try to ascertain whether they're accurately rated. Maybe they didn't get a fair shake. It's Cinephobe. It's produced by Anthony Mays.

1953.645 - 1967.63 Dan Le Batard

You can get it wherever you get podcasts. This week, Batman Forever, starring Tommy Lee Jones as Harvey Dent and Jim Carrey as the Riddler and... It's the one with the nipples and the bats. Yes, Val Kilmer. Val Kilmer as Batman.

1968.67 - 1972.692 Billy

Tommy Lee Jones was Harvey Dent in that one? He was Two-Face.

1972.712 - 1981.357 Dan Le Batard

He was Two-Face, yeah. And trust me, his rendering, a little bit different from Aaron Eckhart's. You definitely want to catch this episode this week.

1981.437 - 1989.945 Billy

Is that where you soured on Jack Nicholson? In that movie, or where he played the Joker, how he played the Joker.

Chapter 6: What is the best way to enjoy Jagermeister?

Chapter 7: What locker room stories are worth sharing?

Chapter 8: What is the significance of the Mi Burrito Sabanero remix?

0.973 - 18.928 Mike

Roy, you know that moment when you're out watching puck and the server comes over and asks the table, what can I get you guys? And everyone freezes up. You know what you should do? What should I do, Mike? You've got to have some confidence. Or as Jagermeister calls it, shotfidence. I love it. If everyone's struggling, take control. Just order for the whole table.

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19.268 - 42.509 Mike

A round of ice cold Jagermeister shots. Damn, that's cold. Because apparently, we've all been drinking Jägermeister wrong. Well, how should we be drinking it? We should be drinking it ice cold. At zero degrees Fahrenheit. Roy, like Jägermeister, what else is infinitely better ice cold? The sport of hockey, Mike. It's in the name. It's ice hockey. Ice hockey. Yes, regular hockey, not as great.

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42.649 - 52.573 Mike

Not floor hockey. Ice hockey, real good. Damn right. Wherever you are, if you're hanging with friends or at the bar, call the shots. Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister.

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53.013 - 57.955 Stugatz

Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.

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58.156 - 79.503 Mike

Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?

79.603 - 81.883 Billy

Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

99.484 - 99.984 Billy

Cuervo.

100.244 - 102.746 Mike

The tequila that invented tequila.

104.828 - 105.268 Billy

Cuervo.

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