Has "Uh Oh" replaced "Do you believe in miracles?" as the greatest announcer call in sports history? Then, James Franklin chokes against Ohio State and confronts a fan, Jason Kelce confronts a heckler who used a slur, and police at the Florida-Georgia game confront a fan while using a taser and brass knuckles made of his handcuffs. It was a super chill weekend. Plus, the NFL trade deadline is coming up soon so it's time to break down some big storylines including Dennis Allen being fired, Geno Smith's performance, Joe Burrow's excellence, the Sam Darnold-led Minnesota Vikings, and Daniel Jones' continued struggles. Also, Dan is happy that Bryce Young doesn't have to lose all the time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the greatest announcer call in sports history?
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Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?
I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face and the habitual liar.
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Chapter 2: What happened with James Franklin and a fan?
It's almost always funny to see someone tased, correct? I'm not going to put that one on the poll. No, but if I tell you, let me put it another way. You're scrolling through video and all I've put on the subject line is want to watch someone get tased. Oh, private moment? Yeah, I'll watch that. Hier ist ein Video von jemandem, der getastet wird.
Ich weiß nicht, wie die nächsten paar Tage in Amerika aussehen werden. Hoffentlich nicht wie dieses Video, das wir jetzt sehen. Der Grund, warum ich jetzt hier so lachend lache, ist, dass ich mich entschuldige, für das, was ich in ein paar Tagen nicht lachen werde, wenn ein Video von Polizisten, die in anderen Orten schlecht verhalten sind, ausmacht. Wir können uns einig sein, oder?
Selbst ohne Kontext. We can agree that that is not the way for a police officer to behave. And we can also agree that most people around that video are probably commenting that that's how that police officer should be behaving.
Using cuffs as brass knuckles? Yeah, probably not. Probably not police procedure there. I need to know more though, right?
But I'm just, I'm asking you just what you, I don't know. I'm just basing it on the sample size of what the last eight years have wrought. I'm asking you a question. It seems excessive. Well, no, I'm not just asking you if it seems excessive. It's obviously excessive. I don't know what happened. It's without question excessive.
Das ist kein Polizistraining, wie man jemanden verabschieden kann, Stugatz. Sicher nicht Hock. Das ist kein richtiges Polizistraining. Ich weiß nicht, worauf du dich verteidigst, aber ich brauche nicht viel Kontext, um zu wissen, der zwölfte Punch, nicht richtiges Polizistraining. Das Becken Mark Hockmans Kopf, nicht richtiges Polizistraining. What is the commentary around that video?
Because I would imagine most people are defending the police officer behaving as the police officer wishes to behave. Do I have this wrong? Am I bringing my bias to it? I've got it wrong.
Ich denke, niemand sollte wirklich darüber sprechen, ohne den wichtigen Kontext. Es ist ein ziemlich dramatisches Video. Und ja, viele Leute nehmen die Seite, weil sie keine komplette Bildung haben.
Und ich will nicht immer den Polizisten den Vorteil der Angst geben, aber ich bin literally in der Mitte von ihm, across the top turnbuckle, asking the audience to count several punches to this dude's face.
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Chapter 3: How did Jason Kelce confront a heckler?
Oh, okay. The Saints had 150 more yards in the game. The Saints had 150 plus rushing yards in the game. The Saints also won the turnover battle. When those three things happen, they've happened 275 times. Those teams before yesterday were 275 and 0. The Panthers just won a game that's never been won in the history of the sport against the Saints.
And that game, like Titans-Patriots, not in any way interesting except for that. The Saints started this season. Look at how fast football happened. They were the talk of the league. The Saints scored on their first 15 possessions and have lost every game since. They scored on their first 15 possessions of the season. They alerted all of us to the Cowboys aren't any good.
Now even Dak Prescott knows it. Dak Prescott's wandering the sidelines and people are reading his lips, Stugatz, and he's just saying... Yes, we can. In Dallas? Yes. Wir können sagen, Ezekiel Elliott war für disziplinäre Gründe rausgekommen. Wann hast du das jemals gesehen? Well, mit ihm manchmal.
Ja. Spezifisch für diesen Spieler. Ja, du siehst ihn manchmal diszipliniert werden. Er war ein gesundes Schmuck, das macht dir Gedanken. Er war nicht ein gesundes Schmuck.
Er war diszipliniert. Er war gesund, als er diszipliniert war.
It can both be out because of discipline and a healthy scratch.
If we're playing the transitive property game, that Cowboys team got handled at home by a Saints team that just found a way to lose the first ever type of game like that in NFL history to Bryce Young. So I would say, yeah, they're done. And I would agree with Dak Prescott's assessment of the situation.
I love Derek Carr before the game saying, quote, I'm not a savior. Has anyone ever spent a single second of a single day thinking to themselves, oh, Derek Carr, savior.
There were that two weeks where murder rates in New Orleans were down because he was performing well.
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Chapter 4: What are the latest updates on the NFL trade deadline?
Josh Allen, is he on your list? Super Bowl champ. Come on. Joe Biden. Jordan Love? Nah. He's played out of that? Nah. Oh man, you called him the greatest quarterback in the NFL last year.
I did, yeah. That was then, this is now. Es ist überraschend, wie Stugatz von Woche zu Woche keine Meinung aufhören kann. Er erinnert sich nicht daran, was er gesagt hat, er weiß nicht, wann er sich verurteilt hat.
Was ich aber rechtlich finde, egal, wie wir über diesen Sport reden oder wie wir ihn analysieren, ist, dass Billy's Contention, und ich möchte diese Gespräche mit euch alle haben, ist, dass ihr nicht auf ein einziges verdammtes Ding in diesem Sport vertrauen könnt. Ja, okay.
J.J. McCarthy ist interessant. Ich wundere mich, was da passieren wird. Denn Darnold wird in der Off-Saison bezahlt. Und das ganze Modell für die Vikings ist, J.J. McCarthy zu draften und den Quarterback auf einem Rookie-Kontrakt zu haben. Aber wie wirst du Darnold nicht bezahlen, nachdem du das gemacht hast?
Das verrückte an ihm ist, dass er auf jeder Liste der Quarterbacks, die er vertraut hat, Patrick Mahomes ist. Und wenn du die Stats anschaust, dann denkst du dir, ich werde ihn dieses Jahr vertrauen. Er ist nicht so groß geworden. Er war nicht Patrick Mahomes dieses Jahr. Aber wenn Dinge klicken, dann... Oh, die Schüsse werden sich ausmachen. Get him now.
It bothers me that Stugatz is saying that Sam Darnold is going to get paid. He will get paid by someone.
You don't think he's going to get paid by someone?
It just bothers me. I'm just marveling at the fact that we can't get a dozen people who can play this position well.
The Titans could pay him. Oh man, imagine him in Tennessee. It would be a disaster.
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Chapter 5: Why is Derek Carr considered a losing quarterback?
You're not watching the NFL. I just gave you the stats.
Sam Darnold is starting for the Vikings.
Four for six for zero yards. Gino Smith hat einen 3-Jährigen. Er sagt dir nicht, wie du denkst.
Er hatte einen Touchdown.
670 Tage zwischen Home-Touchdowns.
Aber auf der Straße. Du glaubst nicht an ein Wort, das du sagst. Ich glaube, dass jemand ihn signieren wird. Ich glaube nicht, dass sie es tun. Ich glaube, dass sie es tun.
Daniel Jones hat das Ryan Gosling-Ding, wo jeder Seite seines Faces komplett anders ist. Er hat ein wandelndes Auge. Warum? Es ist nicht sogar vertikalt in dem gleichen Ort.
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