Hour 1: Great American Cities
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This episode of the Dan Labattard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by Venmo.
Stu Gatz is here, and because he has had a week in Super Bowl heaven, and these are his first words at the microphone for the week, we must treasure them. This is... the mighty God of God bless football coming down from the mountain, flying in, emergency flying in in the morning so he can give you his freshest and hottest takes as God bless football puts the punctuation on an award-winning number one football podcast in America season.
The draft is right around the corner, Dano.
Has Stugatz finally been proven right about the Chiefs?
He's got his weekend observations ready, but he's never flown in on a Monday, and first things he speaks into a mic are weekend observations. So we're going to give him a minute to gather himself because I'm sure he's got something for the Chiefs. I guess I probably have to lift the moratorium on Stugatz getting to talk about the Chiefs, right? Because I was right, yes. Three years later, at the very end, Stugatz gets to be right after being spectacularly wrong. I don't think this qualifies as right, Stugatz.
What do you mean? Alex Smith wins that game. Thank you.
Put it on the poll at Levittown Show. Does Alex Smith win that game? We'll get to the weekend observations in a second. I want all of Billy's observations on a personal week spent with Stu Gantz because I'm sure we've only gotten to part of the stories. I'm being told that Billy's flying back with Venus Williams, with Braxton Berrios, with Raheem Mostert. He's celebrity hobnobbing.
They're different flights, Dan. Mostert was on the way there, I believe.
I'm a celebrity. I tried to orchestrate. What I thought would have been one of our better social media posts, but then I cowered and backed down at the last minute. So our flight was at 7 o'clock on Friday evening. Could have been sooner, but that's a story for another day. So our flight was at 7 o'clock on Friday, flying back. And you go and you sit down and it's just like a who's who of like celebrities and football players. Almost to the point it was like, who is this who? Because someone was walking through with a giant bounty jacket on that they got when they were going around doing radio. And we couldn't exactly place a name on who it was that was still wearing their bounty jacket on our flight.
But like Johnnie Smith was on our flight and David Njoku was on our flight and Venus William was on our flight. And there's a player from an unrivaled on our flight. All in first class, I assume. No, there were so many people that they ran out of first class seats. Like I'm not even joking. I was shocked because I booked the flight like, I don't know, a month and a half ago. So I got like row two of normal people seating. So I was like row nine or whatever, right? And like when I'm seeing some of these people walk past me and I'm like, this just does not feel right. Like I'm not supposed to be sitting further up on the airplane than these people. And like we've discussed this a number of times and I thought it on the way up because on the way up,
I saw Raheem Most on my flight. We had an awkward exchange. On the way up, I had Raheem Most on my flight, and I said, you know what? If Raheem's on my flight, nothing's going to happen to this airplane. I thought that.
Or no one will remember you were on that flight.
On that one, I would have been on a note. You know what I mean?
Surely you guys are actually treating this as less of a joke given recent aviation issues.
I got to tell you, Dan, nothing made me feel better than when I was flying to New Orleans and Jimmy Johnson was on my flight. A ball coach. Because I feel better when I'm flying and there's a coach on the flight. I do. We'll take care of stuff.
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