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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: I Think They Have Something There

Mon, 19 May 2025

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"If you were playing blackjack with Dan Issel, you knew you were playing blackjack with a coach." It's time for Stugotz's Weekend Observations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What does it mean to be a morning person?

0.169 - 13.196 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.

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13.216 - 24.062 Ad Reader

Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.

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26.587 - 34.251 Ad Reader

Now is a good time to remember where Tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented Tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?

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34.271 - 37.073 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

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54.185 - 54.885 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Cuervo.

54.985 - 60.949 Ad Reader

The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly. Cuervo.

60.989 - 64.751 Dan Le Batard

This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

64.931 - 73.052 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Did you say you were going to start with the song? Hey man, I'm happy man, play a song!

94.246 - 137.415 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Oh no, Knicks-Fan Taylor, no, no, no, no. I come back from a garden night. My mother asked that the Knicks must have lost right. Oh, mother dear, we're now the fortunate ones. New York has Jalen Brunson. Oh, New York has Jalen Brunson. The ball in his hands and the score is tight. My father yells, best thing to happen in my life. Oh daddy dear, signing him is number one.

Chapter 2: What is the history of Tequila?

315.884 - 318.186 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Er sagt von den Timberwolfen, da ist etwas da.

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319.445 - 325.169 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Well, that was after a long conversation about narratives, about how the league is changing hands and we're passing the torch.

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325.209 - 329.793 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

I know, but there's something there is something we can say about every there that's there.

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330.692 - 347.957 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Es gibt immer etwas. Und ich hatte etwas. Die Frage ist, ob man eine lange Diät über die großartigen Wölfe hat, wie Julius Reynold so gut spielt, wie ich und Jeremy darüber gesprochen haben, wie Gobert, der Anker dieser Defense, Julius Reynold mehr als 3 spielen lässt, statt 4 oder 5. Er spielt Bulli-Ball mit Jungs, die kleiner sind als er.

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347.997 - 366.726 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Das ist übrigens das, was Katz bei kleineren Verteidigern beschäftigt. Katz ist nicht so gut. Die Knicks sind nicht so gut, wenn er von kleineren Jungs verteidigt wird. Was ist in Denver passiert? Alex Caruso spielt gegen Jokic. Die Turnover-Differenzial für die Oklahoma City Thunder und die Denver Nuggets waren gestern 37-7. 37 Punkte auf Turnovers hat der OKC.

366.746 - 376.013 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Und das war noch eine Sache, die ich nach dem Spiel beenden werde. Danke. Zack Lowe blockte mich auf Twitter. Geh da raus. Ja, das war seltsam. Das klingt wie ein Low Blow.

376.053 - 381.558 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Ich hatte keine Ahnung, warum. Okay, weißt du was? Was machen wir? Low Blow. Hey, hey, hey.

388.272 - 391.535 Stugatz

I'm going too.

391.555 - 412.67 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

We're going to have to name that the Jeremy Memorial Award. Two minutes for being Jeremy? Yeah, I mean, are you ready to do weekend observations? We haven't gotten them in a while and Amin is a pale imitation. Are you ready to attack your weekend observations? Sure. Is there some Scotty Scheffler in there?

Chapter 3: Why are New York Knicks fans so passionate?

1011.101 - 1024.143 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Tony, Tony, nur damit du weißt, okay, die NBA wird nicht zurück sein, bis Stugatz auf der Seite schaut, einen Mann in einem Stuhl sieht und sagt, dieser Mann sieht aus wie Dan Issel. Das ist es, was ich brauchte. Ich brauchte jemanden, der die Seiten in einem Stuhl verurteilt hat.

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1024.243 - 1034.946 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Ich frage mich, was das Diagramm ist, das wir machen müssen, Stuhl zu wissen, wie die Trainer sind, als wenn sie nicht mehr Stühle tragen. We have to do this.

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1034.966 - 1045.769 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

We have to quiz him next time he's on with just faces of people who are famous in sports that he should know that his brain has been fried because Grateful Dead.

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1045.809 - 1047.49 Stugatz

Put that on the calendar. Mid-August, boys.

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1047.71 - 1055.813 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

To do it or you're gonna be gone? Yeah, he's gonna be gone. That's when we can do it. When he's not here. You already told us he's gonna be on vacation.

1055.873 - 1081.281 Stugatz

I'll be back. I mean, it's three shows. Golden Gate Park, early August. I'll be back mid-August. I'm just saying, if you're gonna do it, do it right after three dead shows. That's all I'm saying. You can't spell Austin Matthews without no show. Try it. I have. Austin Matthews is the Wayne Gretzky of Joel Embiid's

1087.773 - 1102.337 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Weißt du, wie viel Spellung du uns gerade gemacht hast bei Auston Matthews? Es gibt nur ein O bei Auston Matthews. Keine Ahnung. Du brauchst nur ein O. Du kannst es zwei Mal benutzen, wie bei Martínez. Martínez ist im ersten und dritten.

1102.377 - 1114.4 Stugatz

Er ist da in beiden Plätzen. Das 7 in Game 7 bedeutet, wie viele straight Game 7s die Leafs verloren haben. Das ist verrückt. Ich meine, es ist wirklich verrückt.

1114.44 - 1121.499 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Ich meine, was für eine Menge Verlierer. I mean, you can't even... I'm not even being mean.

Chapter 4: What is the significance of Jalen Brunson's performance?

1485.868 - 1504.429 Stugatz

Mm-hmm. Is there a worse reputation to have than being the franchise that is called the franchise where quarterbacks go to die? The Bears. I mean, Caleb didn't want to go there. I don't blame him, by the way. Quarterbacks go to die.

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1504.57 - 1509.431 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

The Jets are going to have that reputation shortly. They have it. I don't know.

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1509.451 - 1538.966 Stugatz

They had Geno Smith. He's moved on. They had Sam Darnold. He's moved on. Those guys have made Pro Bowls. They have that reputation. Anyway. Where's Doug Moe? Oh, Doug Moe. Jesus. Coach K. Great name for a drug. Things you think about, man. When you think you're seeing Coach K walking around the wind at the Sphere. Oh, what a great time I had with him. I think.

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1541.394 - 1558.023 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

1.000 Coach-Ks. Es klingt wirklich wie in Mushrooms und Grateful Dead, wenn man einen Desert von unendlichen Coach-Ks sieht. Ich habe mich gefragt, ob hier eine Coaching-Konvention stattfindet.

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1558.063 - 1582.078 Stugatz

Ich sehe immer Coach-Ks. Niemand hat sie gesehen. Das ist wahrscheinlich, warum es die Drogen war. Ja. If you have the Maple Leafs in a Game 7 on their home ice, you've got them exactly where you want them. Amazing.

1582.098 - 1585.541 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Put it on the poll. Is every single Maple Leaf fan a loser?

1587.542 - 1597.886 Stugatz

Yo, where's Rudy T? Rudy Tomjanovich, jeez, what a great... Dan, those are the weekend observations.

1609.261 - 1626.671 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Okay, so I thought I was good with money. Turns out I was really good at ignoring it. Like, how am I spending this much on delivery or Uber or that one shoe store that I buy too many shoes from? Then I started using Monarch Money. And dude, it's a financial wake-up call. Monarch's not just some budgeting app. It's basically your money command center.

1626.711 - 1642.778 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

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