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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: The Marlins Park Heist

Wed, 11 Dec 2024

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Today's Cast: Dan, Stu, David, Roy, Billy, Jess Jeremy. David Samson is here to start the show and he's up to his old self-destructive behavior with his giant bag of candy and interesting breakfast choice. It leads us into an argument about who is eating all the food at Meadowlark Media and to Dan's surprise, the call may be coming from inside the house. After that, we turn to David for more insight on a crazy day at MLB's Winter Meetings that included the New York Yankees splashing the cash for Max Fried in the wake of losing out on Juan Soto. Plus, the Miami Marlins had a brutal day that included losing the Draft Lottery and trading Jake Burger, and Billy and Jeremy are here to provide their reaction. Then, David tells us about the heist taking place inside Marlins Park and what it feels like to see $662 million hit your bank account. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What is the initial argument about food at Meadowlark Media?

0.169 - 13.196 Stugotz

Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.

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13.216 - 24.062 Dan Le Batard

Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.

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26.587 - 34.251 Cuervo

Now is a good time to remember where Tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented Tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?

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34.271 - 37.073 Jeremy

Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

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37.113 - 58.632 Cuervo

Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads like... Cuervo. I think you could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots. The same family, the same land, the same passion. Cuervo. So, enjoy the tequila that started it all. Cuervo. Cuervo. The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com.

58.653 - 59.413 Cuervo

Please drink responsibly. Cuervo.

71.926 - 86.081 Jeremy

I don't exactly speak the same language as Roy, so when I see him today in the big seat and he's had seven days off and I say, happy to see you, I've missed you, he doesn't believe me. Well, he has good reason.

86.702 - 91.608 Roy

What do you mean he's got good reason? No, I don't. Classic Roy, I mean.

107.568 - 113.571 Jessica

No, I mean, you said it. You said it in English. I understood you. But no, I didn't. I didn't believe you.

Chapter 2: What insights does David Samson provide from the MLB Winter Meetings?

216.534 - 217.795 Roy

I missed you, Jess. I missed you.

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217.835 - 223.321 Jeremy

Thank you. Alright, we've got Genesis. Is she here yet today?

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223.381 - 224.822 Fuentes

I hope so. I miss her. Okay, alright.

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226.664 - 242.35 Jeremy

We've got to see if Genesis is ready to go, because I've got some tension here with Stugatz. I want Stugatz to do Genesis. He doesn't want to do Genesis. We'll see if I can talk him into it. Historically, I am not able to talk Stugatz into much of anything.

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253.336 - 262.26 Cuervo

Today's episode is sponsored by DraftKings. Stay tuned because you'll hear more about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours.

262.681 - 275.067 Jeremy

Alright, this isn't the way to do this for poor Roy. Getting into the chair after seven days off when I've missed him. He gets in the chair and they're counting me in. Nine, eight, and Roy is like, none of my shit works.

275.247 - 280.85 Jessica

Yep, my regular headset for executive producer has died on me.

280.89 - 298.438 Jeremy

Alright, so that's a good thing to learn from Robert. Nine seconds before going live. Nothing can go wrong there when you're in charge. It's great to see Robert scurry in and out of the room. Get total confidence when I look up and see that we're in the steady care of Roy and Jeremy as some sort of green witch situation.

298.578 - 307.465 Roy

Ich würde sagen, dass Robert eine sehr zufriedene Präsenz ist hier bei Metalog Media. Ich habe ihn nie panikiert.

Chapter 3: What happened to the Miami Marlins during the Draft Lottery?

486.187 - 504.557 Jeremy

If you told me that I lost taste, it would be a mixed blessing and curse. I would hate that I wouldn't be able to enjoy food. Aber es wäre eine instantane Diät, bei der ich nur die richtigen Dinge essen würde, denke ich, für den Rest meines Lebens, wenn ich es nicht riechen könnte. Ist das nicht etwas, das ohne zu sagen geht?

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504.577 - 508.979 Jeremy

Weil ich überrascht bin, dass Samson auf diese Art und Weise gegangen ist. Er isst immer noch Dreck.

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509.019 - 511.46 Roy

Ja, aber er wiegt etwa 84 Pounder.

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511.5 - 520.764 Jeremy

Aber er könnte gesundes Essen essen. Er könnte Dinge essen, die für seinen Körper füllen, und er isst immer noch Dreck. Und ich verstehe es nicht. Es scheint sehr selbstdestruktiv.

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521.271 - 538.497 Fuentes

Well, I mean, I disagree. Dan, when you're sick and you lose your sense of smell and taste, do you only eat like steamed broccoli every day? Like to me, it seems like you would still eat the things that bring you comfort if you're sick or if you can't taste them, even if you can't taste them.

538.517 - 543.739 Jeremy

But you're basically saying that eating then becomes about, it has nothing to do with taste. Exactly.

544.019 - 557.045 Fuentes

Das ist richtig. Ich denke, das ist für viele Leute wahr. Essen ist mehr als nur Geschmack. Essen ist wie mit deiner Familie zusammenkommen und ein Essen machen und es genießen. Breaking Bread. Ich weiß nicht. Es gibt viel mehr zu essen, als nur, oh, das schmeckt gut, denke ich, für viele Leute.

557.065 - 558.786 Jeremy

Genießt ihr Essen?

558.866 - 559.586 Fuentes

Ich liebe es.

Chapter 4: What does David say about the financial aspect of Marlins Park?

658.11 - 675.631 Jeremy

I think it might have had also mayonnaise or something on it. I don't know. I couldn't tell. It had something white near it. But it struck me as odd that it would be just a bacon sandwich. But you guys are looking at me with some sort of disgust. I marvel every day. We've got a company that feeds people breakfast and lunch.

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676.715 - 688.398 Roy

Wir machen das. Es ist eine sehr schöne Sache. Ich schaue wahrscheinlich zu tief in das, aber ich mache ein paar Entscheidungen über die Firma, Metalark im Allgemeinen, basierend auf dem Foodspread. Ich mache das.

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688.458 - 702.481 Roy

Es ist wahrscheinlich nicht fair für mich, aber wenn der Foodspread gut ist, bin ich so, okay, wir hatten eine gute Woche, wir haben ein paar Dinge verkauft, wir haben etwas gemacht, wir haben ein paar mehr Geld. Und wenn wir keinen guten Spread haben, beginne ich, mich zu beruhigen und alles zu fragen, was hier vorhanden ist.

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702.541 - 713.744 Fuentes

Ich mache das. It's pretty common for productions to have food on standby for people because the people in the control room are there for like 12 hours without a break most of the time.

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713.764 - 738.274 Jeremy

Jessica, honestly, forgive me if that sounded as if I was patting myself on the back. I just remember. Wie ich es nicht konnte, dass ESPN unsere Leute ein Frühstück füllen kann, das auf der Clevelander auf der Straße stattfand. Das ist, warum ich den ersten Tag verletzt habe. Ich war wütend, dass ESPN kam und plötzlich ist ESPN auf dem Diner, was die Futter für die Kameramänner sein sollte.

738.334 - 745.997 Jeremy

Also, wenn ESPN nicht Leute zahlt, um Futter zu essen, habe ich nicht erkannt, dass wir alle während des Arbeitens essen sollten. Habe ich das falsch? Um überrascht zu sein?

746.677 - 755.764 Jeremy

I think part of it is we don't get breaks. And we're just working like, you know, seven hours straight sometimes. Yeah. Like a 15 or so. Yeah. I don't know what it is.

755.824 - 756.865 Roy

Eating's become a chore.

756.905 - 762.63 Jeremy

I'm with you, Billy. Because then if different people start taking lunch at different times, then it's like a situation where you can't get things done.

Chapter 5: How do the hosts react to the Marlins' tough decisions?

903.902 - 922.214 Jeremy

I've thought about that. Can you tell me what it is? Here I was patting myself. King Levitard was patting himself on the back for producing breakfast and lunch and Jessica said something that I hadn't even considered, which is production services, if you're working six hours a day, it's always with breakfast and lunch. Hadn't even considered it.

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922.234 - 940.004 Mike

Yeah, when we looked at the budgets, Dan, You should know that you guys are a little skimpy on the food budget. But I will say that there is an amazing job that's done by your people to get food in. Love it. Just really attentive. But just lots of pork. So much.

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940.846 - 947.272 Jeremy

So you're saying that Metal Lark and its bacon sandwiches is producing bad food?

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947.332 - 967.649 Mike

I'm saying I went to up the budget on that. I'm upping the budget on the food. I think it's important. I also am going to start secreting some away because what Jeremy said is exactly accurate. I had a late show yesterday and when I came out there were no more Chick-fil-A bacon burgers. And that's outrageous. Jason.

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968.369 - 972.112 Jeremy

Okay, so we will find out what's going on with Jason in a second.

972.353 - 972.913 Roy

He's eating.

973.273 - 994.926 Jeremy

I am sorry that we disrespected your takes and your talent over the last couple of days because people are seeking you out for your baseball information. If you want, I am assuming... Nothing personal was consumed by baseball today, although he covers a lot of different stuff on his podcast. What is the most interesting stuff from baseball yesterday, David?

994.966 - 1007.43 Jeremy

The Yankees, I happened to be talking to you when the Yankees news came in and you were legitimately shocked. You sounded like you were appalled by the idea that the Yankees would just try to buy $200 million worth of PR.

1007.81 - 1027.7 Mike

It just wasn't necessary, Dan. And I think the whole industry is less than happy about the Max Fried contract. Except for Corbin Burns, of course, and Scott Boris, who are the amazing beneficiaries of this contract. Because Burns will get more than Fried. And what the Yankees did here... Das ist nicht so, wie es früher war.

Chapter 6: What are the implications of the Yankees' spending spree?

1195.762 - 1200.006 Mike

Dan, ich kann dir nur sagen, dass wir eine Kappe brauchen.

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1200.066 - 1217.76 Jeremy

Okay, ich mache das nicht mit dir. Ich mache das nicht mit dir. Du hast keine Kappe und deshalb mehr Geld für alle. Und Jeremy ist nicht falsch, wenn er sagt, ja, spiel es einfach überall. Wer kümmert sich? Es ist lustige Geld. Die Kunden werden mehr Spieler bekommen, die sie wollen. Du bist nicht genau falsch. Das ist ein Ace-Type. But why not? Because you're the Yankees.

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1217.82 - 1219.781 Jeremy

Every one of these teams...

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1234.957 - 1249.607 Unknown

hat eine unbegrenzte Anzahl an Geld, die sie verbrauchen dürfen. Realistisch gesagt, wer macht es, wenn es schrecklich ist? Wenn du ein Dodgers oder ein Mets oder ein Yankees bist, weil du gewinnen willst.

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1249.667 - 1269.961 Unknown

Und egal, was die dünne Dollar-Linie ist, die du brauchen musst, um diesen Spieler zu bekommen, der dir besser helfen wird als alle anderen Teams im Major League Baseball, du wirst es einfach verbrauchen. And it's reckless in terms of, yeah, he's gonna deal with injuries, and at the back end of that contract, it's gonna be bad, but you're the Yankees, you can just spend more later.

1270.001 - 1289.494 Roy

They can afford to be reckless. Right. They can. I mean, you're right, I agree with you, and Dan's talking about the injuries with Freed, I mean, three of the last four seasons, he has started 28 plus games. I mean, I know he got hurt two years ago, but he's been, for the most part, he's been healthy throughout his career. They still also have over 500 million dollars that they didn't just

1289.954 - 1301.808 Jeremy

Sie können jetzt einen Christian Walker-Typen benutzen und eine erste Basis verbessern. Du kannst also die Werte, die du an einem Spieler sparen wenden kannst, in verschiedene Positionen. Und hoffentlich wird das dich dazu bringen, wo du es letztes Jahr nicht geschafft hast.

1303.968 - 1319.298 Unknown

Guys, I want to talk to you about something that I don't think we think about enough on a daily basis. And that's comfort. Specifically when it comes to underwear. Because let's be real, when it's not right, you're going to feel it all day. And that's why I want to tell all of you about Tommy John.

1319.338 - 1337.972 Unknown

Because the first time I put on a pair, I knew my underwear drawer would just simply never be the same. Tommy John hat vor kurzem einige ihrer Produkte an uns in den Schiffskontainern gesendet. Und das ist mein erstes Mal, dass ich Tommy John Unterhaut trage. Ich war wirklich überrascht. Durch den Komfort, durch die Strecke, die im Design vorhanden war, durch die Texture.

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