Fuentes
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
No. There were like three defenders.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Do you think that there's one person taking these phone calls that will be like, I remember you. I remember you. You're not getting out of this. This is definitely automated. No.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
You work in the media. They don't want you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
God bless football, Fuentes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
You were a little worried about Spags there for a minute, weren't you?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
We wouldn't be able to stop it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Okay. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Oh, man. They thought they got their offensive coordinator back, and then he snuck off and then met with his side chick again and ended up signing with Jacksonville Jaguars. They were like, oh, no, he's back, and we're going to give him this big contract. He's like, no, they got rid of the guy I don't like. I'm just going to go there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I have a winner question. Next time the Chiefs call the Bills, they should just say no.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
And if you're the Chiefs, you call every year. Oh, you got to call every year. Just to get in their head.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Watch them wonder who it is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Is Stephon Diggs calling the Chiefs?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Hold up. I can see Diggs calling the Chiefs, them going to the Super Bowl, and him saying, see, I was the missing piece the whole time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I thought they had agreed to a buyout at the end of this.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Now Daniel Jones is making that. He should hold out. Hold out?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Is Zach Ertz the one that sent you jury duty notice? Because you're a big man at Zach Ertz. You really are.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Thank you. Get the ball to Terry.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Thank you. I need a 12 yards for the parlay. Thanks. What are we doing here? All I hear is you saying Jaden Daniels is overrated.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
But he's got to put on some weight.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
That wasn't a stat. I have a different one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Golic makes more than that about diabetes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
We've got a wedding to plan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
You're right. I'd be very upset if you did.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
A hundred k. How much would you do it for, Stu? Two dollars, all fair.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Get it done in the regular season, Mahomes. Stop winning in the playoffs. Show you can do it when it doesn't count.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
But it's starting to get stopped now. Like, teams are stopping. The... They stopped it when Josh Allen tried to run it. Like, maybe we don't need to ban it because maybe it's not as good anymore. No, they got Josh Allen twice. They did. Josh Allen is not Jalen Hurts.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
No, Josh Allen is supposed to be better than Jalen Hurts at it because he's so much bigger.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
They're going to cut to him and have that big Chiefs coat on.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
That's not a terrible idea, especially in fantasy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
No, I'd already lost the parlay by then because Gainwell was out.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I feel like such a genius putting it together, and then I just feel so bad once the first leg is completely gone.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
K-Punk's never lost a bet that he sent us.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
He just screenshotted it and sent it. That's possible. It is such a K-Funk thing to do.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
That's how it works. This is Michael Jordan with the Bulls and the Knicks can't win the championship. Is it because Patrick Ewing wasn't great? No, it was because Michael Jordan was there. You got to beat Mahomes. You can't do it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Opossums. I think we ate there in Arizona.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Did they have this planned all the way back then?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Do we know if it's plugged into anything? Oh, you think he brought his own from home? Just walking around with a headset. I do. I do kind of like that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
It's the same thing like when my kids were toddlers, I'd give them a remote with no batteries, and they'd think they were doing everything. Yeah, look, you changed the channel. Same thing with Big Dom. Here's his headset. Don't worry, we'll talk to you when we need you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I have never seen a play like that where it was a trick play, but everything was based on the fact that the defense had to be tricked or it was like, oh, we give up. And the Eagles were absolutely not fooled by that play at all. But I've never seen a play without another option. That was it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Grades
Yeah, but if you're already... Reassign him is fine. But if you're already calling me Fuentes, that means you're already the Mike on God Bless Football.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Grades
$50 million. Money and a shot. Yeah, $50 million. Money and a shot is what he's looking for.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Grades
I'm going to say the Rams just because I don't know, like, what is their plan after Matt Stafford? Like, are they going to go after Sam Darnold? Like, who's their guy?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Grades
That's what I'm saying. Like, Jimmy Garoppolo. Like, what's your deal? I just don't know who it is. Unknown. So I'm going to have to go Rams.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Grades
Yeah, 49ers because the division's just too stacked for the Bears.