Stugotz, Billy and Mikey A try and figure out how to cash in all of Stu's good relationships in the NFL to get him the Jacksonville Jaguars GM job. Can you just apply for that online? Stugotz debuts a new game called "Hall of Hypotheticals". More Mikely makes it's offseason return. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: How do the hosts feel about the NFL offseason?
You're listening to DraftKings Network. God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Fuentes. God bless football, Stigatz. God bless football is brought to you by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. I miss football. I miss football. Billy, I miss it. I don't know what to do. I don't know how to fill my weekends.
Here's the thing is I thought like as the season was coming to an end and as like the Super Bowl is wrapping up, like, you know, it's sad that this is all kind of coming to a close, but also. It's been a long season. I'm kind of looking forward to a little bit of a slower time. And now we're here, and it's the slower time in sports, and I'm kind of like, can we get football back?
Because I'm bored. I'm bored without a lot of football going on at the same time. NBA, fine, Four Nations, whatever. NASCAR, I'm a big gearhead, so that is obviously keeping me locked in. But aside from that, P's and C's, baseball is going to start a spring training soon, but let's get to the combine. Let's get to the draft.
You know what I mean? The combine is next week. The draft is in Green Bay. We'll be in Tennessee.
Maybe.
Possibly.
Maybe. Big maybe on that one. We're working on that situation. I sent some emails today to get some clarification on all of that. I'm staying on top of this.
Don't worry. Because you know I'm objecting to being in Tennessee, right? I get the idea they have the number one overall pick, but they also might trade it, you know? But you would rather be in Green Bay? Yeah.
Where would you like to be is the question, because I got another option, and then I was kind of like, But why would we be there? That one seems a little random. New York. And I was like, what? Oh, why?
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Chapter 2: What is the story behind the P&G house incident?
wouldn't hate green bay same seems like if if you're gonna go to green bay seems like this is the time of the year to do it right mikey why are you objecting to green bay it's the nfl draft at lambo field like how could it get better than that if we're gonna be in green bay i'm all for it if we're gonna be in milwaukee an hour and a half down the road just put me in nashville green bay ish
exactly or are we just gonna go back to troy michigan you're still scored from that yeah you went to you went to the png house eventually after going to the wrong house that's a story danny b drive faster yeah is it a story that we've told on the show yet i don't remember but real quick um
We went to the wrong house looking for the P&G house to interview a bunch of people, and it... How do I... Okay, there were people living in it, but they did not pay for it, and there were
boarded up windows and yeah it was a um a house for the homeless it was a squatter's house right it was a squatter's house all right uh danny b was parking in front of it going i'm pretty sure this is the address i go i don't care if this is the address this is not where we're going right yeah yeah uh did you think the guys the people that were squatting were draft prospects no they were not all right
One guy had hops. Okay. I saw him leap over the fence.
Stugatz, I've been thinking about something that I want to run past you, and I think that maybe you've already thought of this and maybe have already acted on this.
Okay, sure.
Tony Buscelli, you consider to be a friend, correct? He is a friend. Yes. All right. So Tony Buscelli now has a very powerful position with the Jacksonville Jaguars. So it would seem and I'm not saying that, you know, all this time you've been friends with Tony Buscelli just for the perks. Right.
But being friends with Tony Buscelli and having him come on twice a year to talk about the Jaguars, usually in a meaningless game. Talk about the Jaguars. Led to you going to Canton, being part of his entourage for the Hall of Fame. And now it has put you in a prime position to have access to someone who's running an NFL team.
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Chapter 3: Can Stugotz become the Jacksonville Jaguars GM?
Let me see. I'll see if there's a listing on LinkedIn or something. How does one apply to be general manager? We really should be asking the Jets because they interviewed everyone and anyone for every opening that they had.
Oh, wow.
I found Trent Balky's LinkedIn. It has a little thing here that says looking for work.
Oh, wow. Well, he is. It doesn't.
I made that part up, but I did find a LinkedIn that says his name. It could be fake.
What are you trying to find? Whether or not the job has been listed on LinkedIn?
I'm seeing if it's been posted somewhere.
But I'm asking seriously, like, can I just send my resume in and and and I get a well, I get an interview or how does this work?
What what would your resume be like? What's your selling point? And then I guess once you get your foot in the door, what is your pitch to run?
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Chapter 4: How could Stugotz leverage his NFL connections?
How about a page that reads, don't make me go to the cons? Wow.
I'm going to do the same thing for that seasonal dining room attendant thing, by the way. That sounded good. I'll hire you, okay? Yeah.
Wow, I didn't even think about that.
First time. Get the whole crew in. Yeah, wow.
We are being selfless here, just saying how do we get Sugat. It's the GM job, but I'll be honest with you. This Dolphins hoodie can very easily become a Jaguars hoodie if they employ me. I can just take that right off. My allegiance is for sale. You see that tour right there on the wall? That could be Trevor. In a Jacksonville minute, as they say. Let's not get carried away.
Trevor's not our guy, Billy. Hold on a second. I'm not paying to frame a Mark Brunel jersey, okay? Even I have a line. I'm not paying to frame a signed Mark Brunel jersey. That's simply not going to happen. I don't. If that's the lie, I'll wear the hoodie. We're not doing Brunel.
I can just, like, if that's the case, if that's what we're doing, I'll just move this slightly out of frame and it'll live over here instead.
Yeah, but be careful because Brunel is Buscelli's boy. Like, best friends. Best friends, Billy. I love Brunel. That's my guy. You don't want to insult Brunel. I'm telling you. You can insult anyone, but not Mark Brunel. All right, hold on a second. Let's backtrack that a little bit. Thank you. Appreciate it.
big brunel guy 2026 super bowl champion jacksville jaguars colon the stew gots plan all right hold on a second i am now gonna look up a mark brunel jersey so i can put it right next to my chris sims jersey yes we're on to something here mark brunel brunel is the key i'm telling you right now
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Chapter 5: What are the details of the Hall of Hypotheticals?
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That was quick.
I mean, they heard, they said, you know what? Winners and losers. That was great, but there's no winners and losers in the off season. What can we do? And we said, you know what? We got you. Boom. Hall of hypotheticals.
Jaguar quick sponsorship. Sure.
What do you mean? There's no winners or losers in the off season.
Well, in terms of like the segment, we used to do a segment.
This is where the Jets win. This is the only time the Jets win.
We're not winning the offseason.
Are we winning this offseason? Because I have hope now because we're not winning the offseason.
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Chapter 6: Why is Aaron Rodgers' departure from the Jets controversial?
Listen, left tackle is not a position you want to need.
Would you have taken J.J. or Bowe?
Yes, they would have taken J.J., I bet.
Instead of Bowe?
Yes.
And would you have been happy with JJ McCarthy as your quarterback?
Sure. He would have been Aaron Rodgers 2.0. It would have been, we got the guy for the future. He got hurt before, you know, right as the season started. Now we have all the, yay, now we have him for real this time.
I think JJ McCarthy, if the Jets drafted him, would eventually still be in Minnesota.
Let me ask you a question. If the Vikings lose their mind and they say, you know what? We're going to commit to Sam Darnold long term. Let's see what we can get for J.J. McCarthy. Would you be in on trading for J.J. McCarthy right now?
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Chapter 7: What are the Jets' options for a new quarterback?
Sorry, Arch. Jameis is the guy who will have you feeling good.
Oh, wow. Maybe you bring in Coop so that he – I mean, we know he can't. It's a Manning. He's like 50 years old. You bring in Cooper Manning so that you can draft his son. Not the worst idea. Sorry, Fuentes, what were you saying? I don't know.
Jameis is the kind of guy that he wins enough games and the team looks good. You're like, oh, the team looks good. We just need a quarterback. And then, you know, that's a lie.
But also, like, the team looks good enough that you can't draft a good quarterback because he's done just enough. Like, that's the problem with Jameis is that Jameis is, like, a very – average NFL starting quarterback. He's not terrible. He's not a superstar. He's good enough to be your starting quarterback to have you kind of be a wildcard team forever.
Yes.
And then he can get hot and he can maybe take you on a run, but also he could throw four interceptions to get you bounced in the first round.
And we end up with Jackson Dart. After 14 years of no playoffs, I'll take the Saturday game against the Texans every year for a while.
Yeah, you're right. I would too. I'd kill for that game.
Saturday at 3 p.m.
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