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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah. Did you see that? No. Yeah. Hillary Clinton got booed. You know, they they tied them both in saying Bill and Hillary Clinton and Mike Pence got booed by MAGA fans as they entered the Capitol Rotunda. So, you know, the event was being streamed. They moved it indoors because of the temperature and the wind and all that stuff outside.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Um, I have people telling me it was all actually for other reasons. Yeah. I was told the same. Okay. All right. Um, you know, and it wasn't just because of the weather. Um, but they moved it inside. And so they, they, what they did was they set up a bunch of different locations that were kind of just live streaming the event going on.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Um, and so, yeah, so, uh, there was a shit ton of fans, um, who were in, uh, one of the viewing locations. And when they announced her coming, I mean, it was fucking insane. Check this video out. I mean, rightfully so, right?
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
For sure. Well, the only part that I didn't like was the fact, I mean, it wasn't like they were piping the music in from the audience. So it's like they didn't know they were getting fucking booed. They're walking like their shit still doesn't stink. But... And I don't think they were booing Bill. I think he's fine. But I mean, Hillary definitely got it.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
No shit.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Oh, man.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I have to retract my statement there. Yeah. Just saying. We'll see. I mean, we'll see. So, I mean, the inauguration went smooth. Trump delivered a great speech. I mean, it was actually one of his shorter ones. But, I mean, I thought he did really, really well in the speech. A lot of stuff still on the agenda while the show's going on.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Apparently, he's set to sign over 200 executive orders on day one, which is a lot. I'll be honest. And I think here's my fear is that, like, my personal issue. I have no problem giving some criticism on Trump, okay? Well, we're going to have to.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I mean, that's what we do.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
My only issue, I mean, 200 executive orders, stuff gets lost in the sauce. You know what I'm saying? So it's like... We complained about Biden doing 48 on day one. You're doing 200. You know what I'm saying? We got to be careful, man. There's a lot of hypocrisy going on with that. So we'll see what those 200s are. We know a couple of them so far that he's talked about.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, for sure. But that's what I'm saying. Like, what is it? Yeah. What is it? We don't know all of it, but we do know a couple of those things. One of those things being he's vowing to release and declassify the JFK, RFK and MLK assassination files in a massive transparency push.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Guilty by association.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Well, I mean, listen, you know, since we're going in the deep end, I wanted to show you something.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know, I got my dot to think. You know, we talked, you know, he's been doing BJJ and stuff like that.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Dominating. Dominating.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah. But no, I've been trying to do this little dive on martial arts and the history. I mean, it's a lot of different disciplines out there. I didn't know that. Did you know that there is a special discipline of Jews with martial arts? Jews? There's Jewish martial arts. Did you know this?
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I think the other thing, too, that like it does give me hope and that, you know, Trump's going to do some do some necessary shit that needs to be done. And, you know, what I use as a sign on this is like to see the reaction of the people who have been committing these things. Right. It's like the first I want to point you to.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I'm not sure if you saw this federal employees quietly edit job descriptions to protect roles from Dodge scrutiny. This just came out from CNN a few days ago, but apparently people are going in the database. Federal employees are going in and they're changing their description of their jobs.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
changing the names of their jobs to kind of shield them from any type of scrutiny that's going to come from the new Department of Government Efficiency. So, I mean, you see stuff like this, and people are definitely freaking out because they know the fucking whip's coming. You know what I'm saying? They know it's coming. You can see it through actions like this.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Or more recently, and I know this is on everybody's, you know, they got to cover this. We're going to cover it. President Biden preemptively pardons General Mealey. Anthony Fauci, and January 6th committee members. This came out this morning, okay, hours before the inauguration. 20 minutes. Oh, no, no, no. I'm sorry. It was like 7 a.m. This was ours. His family was 20 minutes.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
But he pardoned these people at 7 a.m. this morning. Okay. Several hours before the inauguration where he completely pardoned these people. And it was a full sweeping preemptive pardon. This was the memorandum that got released at 7 a.m. this morning. And, you know, it's interesting.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
And obviously the main question here is, OK, well, I mean, if they didn't do anything illegal, what's the pardon for? Right.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Bro, watch this. This shit's crazy.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Or do we get back right on the list? I'm in January 20th. I'm going to be fine. They put us on the Jew list. Well, I don't think we're ever coming off that list. But no, dude, this is crazy. So this is Jewish martial arts. Watch this.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Well, what it was, bro, it was people who were always picked last for fucking kickball getting the fucking captain of the team spot. That's what it was. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? They fucking used it.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
And we were right about fucking all of it. Bro, I mean, listen, I remember firsthand because I had my first daughter during the COVID shit. They almost didn't let me see my daughter during the delivery room. Bro.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
No, you didn't. You created more poverty. Well, the thing that was interesting, too, with these pardons that he put out, specifically on this first set, in the memo he says, in certain cases, quote, in certain cases, some have even been threatened with criminal prosecutions. Who has been threatening him with criminal prosecutions? Because like Trump hasn't showed his cards on this at all.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Not fucking once. You know what I'm saying? Like who's threatening him? Nobody's threatening. There's been no fucking filing of documentation.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
The people have for sure. The people have for sure. But there hasn't been any official fucking documents that have been entered. You know what I'm saying? Nobody's actually started the processes on this. You're preemptively pardoning these people for stuff that apparently they didn't do at all.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
One of the other pardons, I don't know if you saw this one, but one of the other pardons, he pardoned that Capitol Hill cop that shot and killed Ashley Babbitt. He put he put him into the sweeping preemptive pardons. And then minutes before the inauguration, as you alluded to, Biden announced blanket pardon for his brother, James, burying family influence peddling probe for good.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Even if all of that was true, knowing what we know, With the shit that these people have done, fuck those pardons. Yeah, I agree. Fuck them. They mean absolutely nothing.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I agree.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
And tripled it.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Fucking quadrupled it, bro. Yeah.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
it's insane man so i mean a lot to still come i know with the pardon situation i don't think melania trump is is thinking about pardons right now she doesn't i don't think they're trying to kill a fucking husband i don't think donald trump is either dude i think we're gonna see some fucking some head whacking happen here bro you know i was watching when i was watching the speech you know and you see the crowd stand up and shit and you look in the behind them and you see fucking the biden you see the obamas and
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You see the fucking Clintons and shit. Yeah. Part of me was just hoping, bro, that Trump would just be like, you know what, and we're going to start. Arrest them all. We're going to start right now. Like, bro, I was praying for that.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
It might still be my, you know, tin hat, tinfoil hat stuff, but man.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Oh, they're so nasty. Oh, man.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I hope not, man.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Well, I think the important thing, and you talk about this a lot too, man. Like, I mean, just on some real like truth here. You know what I'm saying? It's okay to make a mistake, but you got to learn from it. You know what I'm saying? I think that's one thing. I mean, he's admitted that. You know what I'm saying? It's like there's things that I didn't know.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Right there. I mean, Elon Musk, you can't really hard him too much. No, but that's fucking Google, dude. Google. Meta. Fuck, it's all there. You know? So, I mean, listen, America is back maybe.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I thought it was cool, man. It's a nice little discipline, dude. It's cool. You can find those disciplines in all parts of the world.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Down in the comments, let us know what you guys think. With that being said, let's go cruise some of these comments. This first comment comes from Michael Apurek. Aprilwack? Aprilwick?
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
yep he says uh five foot five guy here can't confirm we're mad all the time well at least he's honest is what it is yep all right uh appreciate you mike yep sorry i make shoes for that yeah next one uh this next one oh man i almost read this one wrong stiff sock 201 stiff sock Why is that your username, bro? What is that? Stiff Sock? I don't know.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Let's see what he's got to say. Stiff Sock 201, he says, it is, what's that, 1004. My wife is Italian-Brazilian. She's the love of my life. She's beautiful, smart, hardworking, and, again, beautiful. She's right behind me holding a cast iron pan. What? I love her very much. I'm so lucky to have her. She's got retard strength. She is a fantastic cook and is one of the most creative people I know.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
If I said anything bad, she's going to beat me with that retard strength and cast iron pan. I love her very much.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, fuck it. All right.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
blink twice yeah let's do a courtesy check on him welfare check yeah man all right uh last one uh this is uh from uh at beekeeping 69 uh he says uh down to gas station rhino pill with the great first form energy and got my shit looking like mike tyson's neck ready to pedal fit out my hellcat not registered bro what is wrong with these people man i don't know That's an interesting combo.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Did you write this comment? No.
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No.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Our people are interesting, man. Yep. They're interesting. Guys, we do appreciate you, though. We appreciate you for being real-ass fans. Keep liking, commenting. Make sure you guys are subscribed and hit that bell notification to stay up to date with the latest episodes from Real AF. With that being said, let's keep this cruise moving.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
We're going to do a little – let's go back in time a little bit because we've got to cover these. We didn't get a chance to last week. Some of the nomination hearings were interesting. A lot of good stuff. There was some weird stuff going on, though. I want to go first. Did you see this senator down in Georgia?
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
He's a state senator for Georgia who was basically the leader trying to get Fannie Willis out of the prosecutions and stuff like that for Trump. He got assaulted and arrested while trying to enter the Georgia House chambers. Did you see this? Mm-hmm. This is interesting. And I got some thoughts on this, but but let's dive into this. So he posted this this tweet.
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Senator Colton Moore, Senator Colton Moore, exposed and defeated corrupt district attorney Fannie Willis last year, has been arrested by the anti-Trump speaker of the House. Colton is being held in the same Atlanta jail as President Trump. This was tweeted from his profile. We are working to ensure his expedient release.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Please pray for all of those standing up for our freedom and peace for all Georgians. Team Moore. Here's the clip. Check this out.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
They arrested this guy. Really? I mean, he's an elected member of Georgia.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
That's what I'm saying. And nobody talked about this. That's why I'm like, I saw him. I'm like, what the fuck is going on down in Georgia right now? I don't know. I don't know. That's weird, though. It's weird, man.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Bro, I would have. Self-defense. Yeah. But you got to be careful what you're doing in there. I also wanted to bring in, too, we talked about it a little bit, Pam Bondi. I know our buddy Eric Schmidt's a big fan of her. I know they've worked closely. When he was the AG here, she was the AG of Florida. There was some cool dialogues. I didn't know much about her, to be honest. I really didn't.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
But I watched through some of her nomination hearings, and I thought she was pretty cool. Let's check this clip out. This was one of her exchanges. This happened last week. Check this out.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, you know what I mean? I don't know. I thought that was pretty fucking cool. She seems like a good pick. She seems reasonable. Other things that are going on.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah. That's true. You know, fuck. That's true. Now, I mean, the other reason I wanted to bring her up too though is because, you know, we talk about this accountability part. She's going to be crucial in that. You know what I'm saying? As the federal AG, I mean, she's going to be very, very crucial in that process. And so it's going to be interesting to see.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I mean, I don't know if this is more of like a where your loyalties lie type of thing, but I don't think these are like traditional times, bro. I don't think so either. You know, and so it's like you can't use traditional methods. I agree. And you can't go through traditional means.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, that's right. Fuck you. Bullshit. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. So, I mean, it's going to be very, very, very interesting to see what she does, man, and how she reacts. Yeah. And that's what they were trying to grill her on. I don't think it worked. I mean, I think she held her on, and she's in. So we'll see. Like I said, I just want to do a little quick follow-up on that. That's headline number two.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Not too much there. But let's go to our third and final headline. We're going to go travel the world a little bit, check out some other places. But headline number three. This is an interesting one. I'm going to show you this, okay? And then I want us to guess what happens next. OK, headline number three is Pope Francis. Resistance to immigration is a primal reaction. Okay.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
It is.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Pope Francis has reiterated his call for a more welcoming attitude towards migrants, insisting everyone has the right to dream of a better future.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
He says certain populist political regimes, as well as certain liberal economic approaches, maintain that an influx of migrants is to be prevented at all costs. Pope's laments in a new encyclical letter titled Brothers All, meaning the great numbers of lives are at stake.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
No, and listen, it's embracing.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
He says he wants to ask everyone to move beyond those primal reactions because there is a problem when doubt and fears conditions our way of thinking and acting to the point of making us intolerant, closed, and perhaps even without realizing it racist, he warns. In his way, fear deprives us of the desire and the ability to encounter the other. What do you think happens next?
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Lift it up. Yo, man, listen, guys, we got a lot of stuff to cover today on this beautiful, sunny Monday. Got a lot of stuff to dive into. Remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfersella.com. You guys can find them all linked there. You want to do this, Cruz? Yeah. All right. Seatbelts on. I'm ready. We're rolling. Let's go. Headline number one.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Well, that's funny because, you know, the migrants tried to do that. You know what happened?
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Vatican promises stiff penalties for illegal aliens crossing its border.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Right.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, we gotta welcome everybody, and then they double their fucking arm security.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
How does that work? They're liars. It's so crazy to me.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Right. Right. Well, you know, I saw this thing a while ago. It was like the most popular baby boy name in Ireland is right now. Muhammad. Muhammad. Yeah. It's been that way for years. What?
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know what I'm saying? Like, it's just crazy. Now. We got the Vatican doing this back and forth.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
What's the point of it then? Yeah, I agree with you. Now, some places, you know, we will say this. There are some places that you're starting to see, and I don't know if this is tied into DJT being back in and they know that, you know, how we're going to be handling the shit here. But you do see some other countries starting to wake up. Right. Let's go to Sweden first. Here come the deportation.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Sweden to change constitution and remove citizenship from fraudulent migrants and threats to the state. There's a new word on the street. OK, they don't want to use deportation anymore. They're saying remigration is what what they're now calling it. And there's a strong trend in Europe against not only illegals, but also non assimilating or criminal migrants who have already obtained citizenship.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
So while the European establishment is going mad over Germans, AFD's electoral chances, some other political actors that are already in power are also advancing in this issue with vigor. Sweden has just made a promise. The current government announced yesterday that
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
this is back on the 15th, that it will change the Constitution so as to take away passports from people who got their citizenship by fraudulent means or else are a threat to the state. So they're about to start doing this mass remigration in Sweden. Isn't that the home of the WEF as well? No, that's Switzerland. Switzerland, okay. Yeah, Davos. They all look the same.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Obviously, it's Trump's inauguration day, also known apparently as Liberation Day, as he coined it, a.k.a. Yeah. A lot of stuff happening. Want to cover firstly. Get your take on this before we even dive really into any of that. His official inaugural portrait portrait got released. Uh, and, uh, it was, it was definitely interesting.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
They protect it.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
They protect themselves, man.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
That's really what it is. I know. I know it is. And you know, the fucked up thing is on top of all of that, you know, it's like these countries, you know, obviously America, they tried it. You know, it doesn't work too much because we have guns. We are able to protect ourselves so far.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know, but they punish these people that are speak like, you know, that are simply speaking out their frustrations about this shit. Fucking Europe, they're putting them in prison. Look, in Germany, okay, so the AFD chapter in German city, they were distributing these flyers that are made to look like one-way deportation tickets. And now everybody's in a fucking meltdown.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
They're trying to fucking jail these people for this. This is crazy. So German elections, there's coming up in February of this year. OK, all the parties are campaigning hard and all that good stuff. There's the Alternative for Germany Party, the AFD, and they have started pushing out these flyers that look like this. We're looking like this, right?
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
And... Bro, people... I'm not going to say people because I know the people of Germany are with it because most likely AFD is going to win the election, right? Because, again, the people are fed up of the bullshit. They're trying to jail these people right now. The people that are part of AFD party, they're trying to throw them in jail for doing this.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
A lot of people obviously picked up on it saying that it, uh, drew some comparisons to his 2023 mugshot photo. Um, so this is his official, uh, presidential photo. Now, obviously this is the mugshot. Um, I mean, does this, I don't know. I saw that. I'm like, yeah, this dude means business. Yeah. Is that, is that okay? Okay. Yeah.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, right.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
It's a simple question.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Well, and more, not even just advocating, Andy. I mean, you look at the shit that they do. I mean, we're talking about this mass illegal influx of criminals we have in this country. But when they put these bills out, when our government, our own government tried to put these bills out, you know what I'm saying, to get rid of these people and the legal routes and ways to do it.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know, House passed this bill to deport illegal aliens who sexually assault women and abuse children.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Now, with all of that, one of the things that Donald Trump did push out.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
It needs to end. It needs to. Yeah. Here's the other thing, too. People are waking up to it. It's not going to be pretty, though. And that's what people have to come to terms with. This shit ain't going to be pretty.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
um today donald trump president trump um i'm sure you saw this but he put in a national emergency today right that that just got put in um on the southern border and he did a couple of things with that he designated the cartel as a terrorist organization great right that opens up resources and other tools that we can use with those uh those people because the shit that they're doing is it's it's unreal on american soil yeah on american soil yes
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
We are invaded. I mean, there's a war happening in our country. You got to handle it. But he put this in. And, you know, so we'll see what happens with this. You know, but he did put it in. So, I mean, it opens up money, all of that stuff. Let's check the clip out from President Trump. There's his album.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
The Pope tried to, you know, after he made that speech, he takes this picture. There's one woman. There's like 15 people in that picture. There's one woman. Bro. Let them in. And then you double up security. Like, come on, man. Like I said, the shit's not going to be pretty. It ain't going to be pretty to look at, but you got to get over it. I think it'll be pretty.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I mean, it won't be palatable to some people.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, 100%, man.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
The only thing I'll say on that, man, is like, you know, because they asked him.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Well, I'll say this. I mean, it's very clear he's still holding his cards, right? Because when he was signing the nominations, right, and getting these people into his cabinet, one of the journalists, she tried to ask him, like, hey, what do you think about Biden's pardons and stuff? He's like, we're not going to talk about that right now.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
He's holding his cards.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
We'll see. Guys, it's time to get to our final segment of the show as always. Thumbs up or dumb as fuck. I brought two of our favorite things we like to cover for these sections. It involves bears and Indians.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Like Indian Indians. Like Tonto? No, like Zeeshan. Oh, okay.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Right, right. Those kind. Yeah. Our favorite kind. They're good people. Yeah. Good people. Funny. Funny, smart. Heartworking. And apparently they'll do anything to protect their fields. So our thumbs up, or dumb as fuck headline reads, fed up farmers in India have started wearing bear costumes to protect crops from monkeys. Fucking monkeys.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I think they mean some business. Could you imagine being one of these, like one of those far left people that participated in all this shit that somehow still weaseled themselves into, you know, federal agencies, right? And then this gets hung up and you know all the shit you've done and you got to look at that.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
And all you got to do to solve them is dress up like a bear. Dress up like a bear to get rid of that monkey infestation you got.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's not fine. Well, I mean, they've had to resort to this. It's fine. What caused them to resort to it? Well, listen, let's dive into this. Let's dive into it. Let's try it. All right. Let's get into it. All right. So farmers have been dressing up in bear costumes to scare monkeys and protect their crops.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
The farmers based in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh began wearing the costumes while patrolling their fields last month. Villagers pulled money together to purchase a bear costume, which the farmers take turns to wear. You think they wash it in between turds? Oh, fuck no. Oh, no, no. No, you got to keep the sense. The musk. The musk, so the monkeys know. Yeah, it's a real bear. It builds up.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
That's right. Right, you can't wash it. Man, I'm fucking around. You can't wash it. It's a real Indian bear. Well, so fun fact, I didn't even know India had bears. I didn't either. I had no idea. You know what I'm saying?
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah. I thought like, you know, they were scared because like, oh, there's something they've never seen before. No, but they actually do exist. This is the picture of an Indian sloth bear.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Okay. But yeah, so the farmers, they've been putting their money together, working as a community. You know, it's a lot of them in those communities that work together. Yeah.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
So it's not hard to come together and get up five bucks for an outfit. So I have a picture here of one of these farmers in the bear costume. Here's the picture. Shut the fuck up, dude.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
That looks like if Shane Gillis was a bear.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, that looks scary. That looks like one of the people. Yeah, it does. But apparently it works. It works. So, you know, these monkeys have been a problem. So if you guys have a monkey problem at home, just get a bear costume. Just get a bear costume. Apparently it does work. Keep the monkeys away from your shit. Yep. They won't steal anything. True.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
What? Listen, this is groundbreaking shit. They're doing it over there. I'm sure it'll work everywhere. Bro, some of those monkeys get mean, though. Have you seen the videos and clips that are snatching the kids and shit and stealing their purses and stuff?
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
No, it's real stuff.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
No, bro. You guys have seen the clips. Okay. We're like the tourists. It's like, like China has this problem bad too. Right. Like little bamboos and stuff. They'd be stealing. Like if you're a tourist, you know, they come up and try to take pictures and the fucking monkeys like beat the shit out of them and steal their stuff. So just, just wear a bear costume.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
it's good to get them right it's work it's working here i mean it's working in india is it working apparently i mean they're running off you know the monkeys see that this is a picture uh of the monkeys in the field and they see that they see that they take one look like nope don't want none of that and uh apparently i don't know that either yeah so uh yeah indian farmers Fixing shit.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know what I'm saying? Innovation. Innovation. A for effort. Solving serious problems. It's a real problem. It's a real problem. Yeah, man. What do we got? What do we got on this? I say thumbs up for innovation. Yeah. Listen, they got to protect their stuff. You know, they got to protect their stuff. I will say this, though.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Now that I'm looking at the bear picture again, the actual bear picture, you got the ears right. Go back. Ears are right. Sort of. But I mean, everything else is bad. But A for effort, man. A for effort. What do you give it? I give it thumbs up. I like it. For what? I mean, if it solves a problem. What problem is it solving? The monkey stealing the props. The monkey infestation.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know, usually, you know, usually, historically, you know, I give it thumbs up for innovation.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
All right, guys. Andy, that's all I got. All right, dopey up. Share the show.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
We got those in there. Oh, you do? Yeah, he's not even talking about them. Not yet. Not yet. Yeah. Which tells me there's something still planned. Yeah, we'll talk about it.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
100%. I got the same vibe from that. I like J.D. Vance's too, though. J.D. Vance is a cool dude. He just seems like a regular guy. Yeah, he's pretty sharp. He's smart as shit. He's pretty sharp, dude. He's smart.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Which is, I think is what's necessary. We need younger people. Of course. Running the country, bro. This country was not built by fucking 80 year olds. It just wasn't.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know, if I think 40, that 40 year age, that's a good start.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know, 40, 60. Yeah, for sure. But yeah. So you got President Donald Trump. He's back in, man. The Don is back. Yeah. So they got officially sworn in today at noon Eastern time. Now, we know his cabinet picks. I got a bunch of them. We've covered a lot of their selections here on the show in the past couple of months. Pete Hexeth, he got the defense secretary position.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Tulsi Gabbard, she's going to be over DNI. Kash Patel, FBI director. John Ratcliffe for CIA. I mean, a lot of good picks on here. A lot of good names on here. Pat Bondi, she killed it. We'll cover her a little bit later in the show as well. You know, but it's been a very eventful day so far.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
So, you know, part of the ceremonies and, you know, kind of, you know, charades that happens during these days. You know, Donald Trump, he arrives at the White House, gets greeted by the outgoing president. Joe Biden had two words for him. I don't know if you saw this little interaction. This was interesting. Let's check this clip out. Trump pulls up. Welcome home. Fucking piece of shit.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
It's going to be great, dude. I mean, it's a lot of good stuff. A lot of interesting stuff to cover with the whole inauguration stuff going on. But yeah, man. It's a big day in America. It's a big day in America. Yeah. But yeah, pay the fee, guys.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Dude, Melania looked like she was standing on business today, too.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
It's just gross. Yeah. Now, you brought up Melania's fit. There was definitely some interesting outfits. People have been hearing there on her fit.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Share the show. Don't be a hoe.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
We're not going to go deep. I did just want to bring this up because, I mean, you do talk about this. I know we got a lot of young men listeners. And you do talk about presence and how you carry yourself. And, you know, bro, you can get snazzy. You know what I'm saying? It's important. Did you see Senator John Fetterman?
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Bro.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know what I'm saying? It's just like you're a grown-ass man, bro. And you're walking up with fucking shorts and fucking on clouds. Yeah. To a presidential inauguration. Yeah. And you said front fucking row.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah. No, it's a joke.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I think that's really what it comes down to, too. I don't know. That's all the fashion I got for you on that. Now, I do want to bring this up, too, because we have talked about this man many times. And we've been talking about his kind of turn, not this man, another guy I'm about to show you. We've been talking about his kind of turnaround. He's coming around the corner a little bit.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
He's been doing some BJJ. We're talking about Mark Zuckerberg. I think he's finally went over that hump. He's definitely taking some testosterone or something.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Bro, he wouldn't have done that two years ago. You know what I'm saying? This is a different Zuck. Zuck's ready to fuck. That's what it is. The testosterone's flowing.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I think Bezos, yeah, by a lot.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
buy a lot yeah i think because of facebook most of their inventory i mean most of their like uh their money is just like ad money you know i'm saying bezos i mean he's got i bet i bet he's gonna yell that when he gets home who is that oh for sure yeah i mean but listen i mean you know it's hard to to not look at stuff you don't got you know i mean it's just what they're they're definitely on display well that's the other piece i mean i think that was a little trashy on her end
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, well, you know, you're going to a fucking president's inauguration. Got lace front. Got your titties out. Yeah, like, come on. Yeah, here's a video.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
The video's funny.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, man. I thought that was cool.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, I thought that was funny, though. But other things were going on. So you got the inauguration, right? A bunch of people were there. Bezos was there. Zuck's obviously there. A lot of celebrities. Heads of states from other countries were there. You got Mad Dog Hillary Clinton. I was shocked to see her there. I was shocked when they brought her out. Well, she knows she got booed. Oh, she did.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
you know for a second there i almost wanted to live out the stereotype i'm supposed to and go to jail well it's not too late i mean we figured something true this is true but there was like something we just got to accuse you of something you don't actually have to be guilty it's true because you're black there was just something in me that was like i gotta go to jail yeah you know yeah well it's in your it's in your gene it's in my dna yeah you know so i just you know i don't want to let nobody down you know i got a little bit of that too that's how i got on the list with you bro
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We were really just thinking, you know, that she would come home or she was with somebody. What happened to Heather is awful, and I wouldn't want it to happen to anybody else. And so with that person still out there, still able to harm other people... It's horrific to think about. I hope people remember Heather as somebody who
Serialously with Annie Elise
233: Slenderman Stabber Release, 25 Year Old Goes Missing on Ring Camera, TikTok Ban, & BF Charged With GF Murder
has, you know, persevered and somebody who always wore a smile and can make people laugh.
Serialously with Annie Elise
233: Slenderman Stabber Release, 25 Year Old Goes Missing on Ring Camera, TikTok Ban, & BF Charged With GF Murder
Did you feel bad? No, just... Stay up with your best friends.
Serialously with Annie Elise
233: Slenderman Stabber Release, 25 Year Old Goes Missing on Ring Camera, TikTok Ban, & BF Charged With GF Murder
It was weird that you didn't feel remorse?
The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose
But it was all fun. It was just bros hanging and... It's just pranking the guys.
The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose
When they pull it up on the Jumbotron and it's just like, happy birthday to Sue and Ben and Leslie! Ben's got a question. Michelle, will you marry me?
The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose
And then backing up and being like, will you marry me right now?
The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose
I mean, old bag, you know? Now you're so cold. Hell yeah!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: I'm Here, I've Lived, How About You?
How about you? How about me? How about my notes? That was great. Goosebumps. I like to be directed. I like to be led.
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Are you enjoying the three-on-three format? Do you think you shine more here or more in a five-on-five?
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Do you ever get nervous?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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When, like right before the game?
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GOOD FOLLOW - Caitlin Clark Effect, Brittney Sykes Joins the Show + Juju Watkins, SC vs Texas, NWSL Kits & More
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GOOD FOLLOW - Caitlin Clark Effect, Brittney Sykes Joins the Show + Juju Watkins, SC vs Texas, NWSL Kits & More
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GOOD FOLLOW - Caitlin Clark Effect, Brittney Sykes Joins the Show + Juju Watkins, SC vs Texas, NWSL Kits & More
Yeah. I know you're happy to see Shakira healthy.
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GOOD FOLLOW - Caitlin Clark Effect, Brittney Sykes Joins the Show + Juju Watkins, SC vs Texas, NWSL Kits & More
Yeah. Because game recognize game.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I have an award for Pablo for starting the show with an interesting and new take on the Luka Doncic trade. That's not sarcasm. It was good job. Good job.
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Okay, back to what you were saying, because I saw that quote too, and I thought it was real, and I was really embarrassed for 10 seconds, and now I'm unembarrassed. But I also thought, Dan, if he were here...
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Although I am taller than 65 inches. By a lot? Yeah. If you're 65 inches, then yes.
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We need to give David an award.
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This shirt only comes tucked. It's a bodysuit. It takes a very long time for me to pee now.
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Award to the NFL for solving racism. Yes. They did it.
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Juju, was Asia Wilson a hard launch? That was like a medium soft launch, right? Yeah.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
No jump shots. Oh, yeah.
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Weren't those trampoline parks, like... Yeah. People are just tearing ligaments left and right.
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Knock on wood, I've taken my daughter to those trampoline parks, never seen an ambulance. And there's always hundreds of kids.
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Never seen an ambulance.
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They just put them straight in the hearse. I would think once a day, someone's tearing something and there's an ambulance coming.
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That's a place where you're signing waivers, though, right, Chris?
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Oh, yeah. You're not suing them. There's a whole line for the waiver part before you get to the pay part.
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Not fun. They have six ACLs. Kids thing is fun for adults. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh.
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I do like doing Papa Shot of Chuck E. Cheese. I do like an arcade, because I can do, let me get the card for a second.
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At the trampoline park, I take my daughter to. They have, like, an American gladiator thing where you walk out on, like, the thing and you're battling with someone. Some aggressive. That's always where I'm at, just watching those kids. The parents are getting mad at other parents' kids. Like, he's hitting. You're supposed to push. I got you over there with.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I'm putting odds on every matchup for you.
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Can I say something about our last interview that I've been thinking about for 10 minutes now?
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I don't like when adult sports fans bark.
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What's the setting that it's appropriate?
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I mean, if kids do it, I'm not going to be like, oh, like, well, I don't like kids.
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And in reality, though, maybe 18, maybe we'll just say the cough is college age. I don't know. It's like Georgia games, Browns games. Like, those are the places where you get barked at the most.
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This isn't like a surprise to anyone.
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Three-point stance guy. At a bar.
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Wait, at a bar? What's he say?
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He's getting into a stance at a bar? Hand in the dirt. Stop it. It rules. Jessica...
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I'm trying to think who would embarrass me. Go ahead. I'm not embarrassed by my three-point stance.
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Yeah, he's not embarrassed. This is why there's a male loneliness epidemic.
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This is why there's only been a year.
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They're doing three-point stances at the bar.
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Let's heat him up. It's third down. We got to get a stop. It was real tough in that NFC Championship game against the Eagles. He continued to get into the three-point stance. One sack fumble away.
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His hand is on the floor. That's what I'm imagining.
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Is it on the bar? Is it on the three-point stance? The floor.
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The floor. He's doing it on the floor. Yeah. It's like sticky.
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If I'm you, I'm calling offsides every single time.
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That's actually a great idea. I wonder how he would have reacted to that.
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His wife was very pregnant. His pregnant wife was there while this was going on? She was delighted that he was at the bar in a three-point stand with me instead of at home with her. Wait, did he do that at home?
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I can't confirm or deny that. Of course he does it at home. Exactly.
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I was actually interpreting this differently. I thought this was a good luck thing. He's like, this is what I have to do now on third down. All along, I was like,
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I actually just think, like, I just think he loves ball. I'm not even kidding. I don't think there's anything deep like that.
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I do a less extreme version. Like, I'll stand up on a big third down, on my couch, where you're just like, I'm excited, like, alright, come on, we need this. We need this right here. Standing's weird. But I'm not, like, getting in a football stance. The antsy hands is a little weird, but... The antsy hands?
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Chris, getting up and standing up is not the same as getting into a 3.4.
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What does your friend do?
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Let's go. I've been that guy before.
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In the stands on third down, you stand up. Come on, guys. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. It's big right here. Big one right here. You just want to kind of inspire other people around you. We need you, man.
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You don't think the three-point stance is inspiring?
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No, it is. At a bar, it's just a lot. The hand down on the gross bar floor, he's trying. Charlie, does he do it at games?
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Can you sort of do it for us? Because how is he sort of down but still can see the high up TVs at the bar? How is he able to focus?
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
His hips are open. Good athlete. How's his butt? Oh, strong.
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The three-point stance does stand out more. Because if I was doing a middle linebacker stance, it's just kind of like squatting with your hands on your knees.
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This episode of the Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. All right, time for some tourney talk.
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We were just doing it before. He's got to be a Fanta drinker, right? You've got to like Fanta. Your name's Fanta.
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That's what we would have done if Dan were here. Start out on an awkward note.
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So we've contacted him. I'm not sure if he's joining us, but maybe next hour.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Don Libetard. He has been great. He's made great hires. I said all. We've said all. He said all now. We've said all. Everyone has said everything.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Everything you're saying. It's all been said. It's all been said. Okay, you got to understand one thing. Stugatz. Me maximum. That's right. Until I say it, it hasn't been said. Boom. Okay, understand that. You're the mayor. Until I say it, it hasn't been said. Me, Maximo. Me, Maximo. Me, Maximo.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Just desperately throws it up in the air and completes.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Yeah, that kind of thing. It can't be. Nail that one.
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Hour 1: A Second Greg Cote "Zip Your Lip"
Why do I deserve the crown for this year's March Sadness? Well, if I've learned anything watching the show, it's always side with Greg Cody. So I spent a lot of money on Cameo for this endorsement. I hope you like it. Who needs me? It's the manager of the Lobos. Just want to support this guy because he gave me money through Cameo.
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Hour 1: A Second Greg Cote "Zip Your Lip"
And I do want to say in all seriousness, back in my day, we used to take our alley. It's Dan, Stu, and Greg Cody on ESPN.
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Hour 1: A Second Greg Cote "Zip Your Lip"
Danny's talking to Vince Wilfork today. So many things that he wants to say. Then he asks about his wife, Bianca. I just got a brand new wife tonight. Don't ask me about my own wife tonight. Trying to stop Dan's face from rending. The silence from Wilfork is deadening. Dangerous man on a
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Hour 1: A Second Greg Cote "Zip Your Lip"
How the media game has changed since then. Media? Me-dia? My day? Back in my day, getting your jersey retired meant something. Retired? Read-tired? Is Eric Reid tired of Greg Cody trying to make fun of him? Him? Hems? like where they sing in churches or cathedrals, the cathedral of sports, where journalists are trying to save, running around like freaks on a leash, the song that topped porn.
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Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
Wow. What's up? I just bought and financed a car through Carvana in minutes. You? The person who agonized four weeks over whether to paint your walls eggshell or off-white bought and financed a car in minutes. They made it easy. Transparent terms, customizable down and monthly. Didn't even have to do any paperwork.
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Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
Yeah, sure thing. Hey, you sold that car yet?
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Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
Oh, I thought you were selling to that guy.
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Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
Mm-hmm. Hey, have you checked out that spreadsheet I sent you for our dinner options?
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Hour 1: "Sex and the Animals" Returns (feat. Ron Magill)
Ich meine, Laramie Tunsil wird von den Miami Dolphins-Fans immer geliebt, nur für all den Wert, den sie gekriegt haben, als sie ihn getradet haben. Sie haben ihr gesamtes Team wiedergebaut, indem sie Laramie Tunsil getradet haben. Wenn man sich alle Picks anschaut, die sie gekriegt haben, hat es zu Tyreek geführt. Es hat zu einem Haufen von Leuten geführt, nur Laramie Tunsil.
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Hour 1: "Sex and the Animals" Returns (feat. Ron Magill)
Ron, was ist das dummste, was ein Tier tun wird, weil es einen Zweck bietet? Vorher sprachen wir darüber, wie Menschen Tabak genießen. Und es scheint, dass Menschen, Tiere, was auch immer, nichts nicht genießen oder in einen Teil ihres Körpers stecken lassen, um zu sehen, ob es etwas macht. Was ist also etwas, was Tiere weiterhin tun, was keinen Zweck bietet?
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Hour 1: "Sex and the Animals" Returns (feat. Ron Magill)
Doobie. Wow. Do you think he knew when he was trying to get high?
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Hour 1: "Sex and the Animals" Returns (feat. Ron Magill)
Get super hungry. Is it possible that, Ron, maybe your daughter was puffing the magic dragon, you know what I mean? Smoking a doobie. And it wasn't a stranger, you know what I mean? Like some of the ganja, if you will. Smoking another doobie.
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Hour 1: "Sex and the Animals" Returns (feat. Ron Magill)
What's your deal with LeBron? Yesterday you had taken out his family. Today you're accusing him of PEDs. What's going on here?
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Genau richtig.
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You know, like Clue. Long time caller, first time listener. If a regular person wears denim on denim, we call it a Canadian tuxedo. But if Wendy Kravitz wears it, we call it sexy. Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.
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Hour 1: "Sex and the Animals" Returns (feat. Ron Magill)
An dem Zeitpunkt war es nicht dumm, weil du keine Ahnung hattest, ob er dir überhaupt spielen kann, wenn du ihn vertreten hast.
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Hour 1: "Sex and the Animals" Returns (feat. Ron Magill)
Das sind, außer für einen, ich glaube, alle gute Spieler. Ronny Stanley hat gerade ein großes Team gesammelt.
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Hour 1: "Sex and the Animals" Returns (feat. Ron Magill)
Ich meine, Jack Conklin und Ronny Stanley waren vor ihm. Der einzige Tackle war Ronny Stanley, der vor ihm ging.
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Hour 1: "Sex and the Animals" Returns (feat. Ron Magill)
But it's more than unpopularity when there are consequences to him failing drug tests and not being able to play on the field.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
We should not be making not dishwasher safe products anymore. I'll hang up and listen.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.
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Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. It tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together. By Miller Time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers. The original light beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Were you not going to tell anyone? Wait a minute. You guys. Guys.
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It's a Tuesday. Stugatz. Here's your guy, Greg Cody, with Back in My Day.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
We're waiting for this one. This is the Don Labatar Show with the Stugats.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I think this is, but you mentioned it's Howie Mandel's podcast. And we ran a Dana White clip that seemed very real. And the logic was, well, Dana White can't possibly be that good of an actor. And it turned out, we found out like a month and a half later, Dana was doing a bit.
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Yeah. He's like, I'm just done. And Howie played it great. Dana did too. And Dana revealed in another interview later on that, no, Howie came up with this idea. Yeah. But the seeds of this actually began about a month ago on Howie Mandel's podcast when Billy Corgan was there and he kind of revealed this.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
We have a clip here, and I hope this clip provides context, but if it doesn't, Billy Corgan revealed that his mother pulled him aside fairly recently and said, Hey, you know that comedian Bill Burr? I think he may be your brother. And like a whole secret family situation, so... Howie Mandel, he surprises Bill Burr with Billy Corgan as he has Bill Burr on the show. And this is what happens.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I mean, Bill Burr certainly had received word of Billy Corgan's appearance. And he references like, did you ever think that I kind of knew about this and I never went on a podcast to reveal it? Like I didn't want it out there. Like they leaned into this weird brotherly contentious relationship. At a certain point, Bill Burr's like, what, you think we're just going to play catch now to Billy Corgan?
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
The whole thing is really captivating, and I believe it. It is a little open-ended. You don't get like 100% confirmation that this is real. If it isn't, Howie Mandel's two for two with stunts. But I kind of believe this one, and if I'm a fool, I'm a fool.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Well, we don't know how much the father actually traveled and got around. And it seems like he loves that first name.
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He is intimidating. Oh, my God. Yeah, your appearance with him and Burt was really uncomfortable.
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Like you went out of your way to say, hey, I don't watch it.
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It is pretty insane. If this is indeed true, that Billy Corgan and Bill Burr have been brothers this whole time. Just really talented dudes doing their own thing. And in their 50s, they find out they're brothers.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
The Chevy Tagliabue. That is fantastic, Greg. Thank you.
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Yeah, it goes over like a lead balloon.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Jeremy told me like crazy trivia about Led Zeppelin that I had no idea about.
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I love T.I. I think he's super underrated. Great catalog.
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He was in a really good era and everybody was on the Lil Wayne stuff. I thought T.I. was a guy of that era.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
This relationship has been over. I want to get my joy back. I'm happy here, off the court, but I want to be back to somewhat dominant. Can you get your joy back here on the court? Probably not.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I think this is a fantastic point of view because, I mean, it's in the name of the award and because it's a cap sport. Value is paramount. It's always associated with greatness. But what truly makes you valuable to a franchise? It's probably greatness and actual value. Jeremy, it's rare when I'm that impressed with something that you have to say. Oh, my God. Thank you.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Jimmy Butler's got a treat he's demanding, doesn't want to pay for his food.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together. By Miller Time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
For seven games now he's out, he's suspended Vibes are at an all-time low Though we can't forget when Jimmy Made the heat of finals team He's become a menace, Riley's gotten way too old for his shit Jimmy Buckets ain't just gonna stand there in the corner And yell he's 35, no he ain't getting any younger He's lost a couple steps, no longer alpha or a killer Best reveal the situation that you caught up in-a
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
He's done this almost everywhere else that he's been. How can we be surprised that he's doing it again? Now we can test the market for an old malcontent to want to talk or think about all of the money that we've spent. Says he'd pay for Atlanta.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Just not the heat. Maybe even for Toronto. Just not the heat. Send his ass to Indiana. Just not the heat. Could even trade him to Utah. Just not the heat. Could get his joy back in Denver. Just not the heat. Could sell his coffee as a clipper. Just not the heat. Maybe a buck or a blazer. Just not the heat. He says he'll play Atlanta.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I think it's grammatical. Like, if you list the Heisman winners, you see O.J. Simpson. That one means murder.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Spencer Tracy ist ein berühmter Name.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Spencer Tracy ist ein berühmter Name. Spencer Tracy ist ein berühmter Name. Spencer Tracy ist ein berühmter Name.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Ja. Er würde das essen. Ist er in Seattle frei zu essen? Das ist die Frage.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
National Legend, das braucht es nicht zu sein.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Metaphorisch gesagt, hast du es nicht einfach niemandem übergeben?
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
But also the algorithm pushed it to him.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Ja, weil es nicht eine andere Position mitgebracht hat, was für mich das Schwierigste war. Es sagte nicht Offensive Coordinator und Assistant Head Coach, es sagte nicht Receiver Coach, es war nur Assistant Head Coach. Niemand, der wirklich übersteht, du bist einfach da.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Ich werde ihn nicht verurteilen.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Das ist verrückt. Er hat gesagt, er hat den Kopf gesehen. Hey, das ist wild, Mann. Okay, so you just added a head coach in there.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
That's the job description for every coach on the staff.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Hey, Vater, siehst du, was Carson App postet? Was postete er? War er mit Drewski?
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Okay, so... Hey, Dad, they're asking about if I can go down to South Beach and practice making a family. You can't do that. I told you about that.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
I don't think the assistant head football coach in Miami is getting $57,000.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Ich warte auf den Punkt, aber ich werde dich gleich wiederholen.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
That's not... Oh, I thought we were talking about for you, five for you. I was talking, that's what I was talking about. I didn't want to get into my numbers yet.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Eight for both. Y'all got a recording studio? Yeah. Okay. So what kind of, like, who had the best mixtape of everybody on the roster last year? I would like to also, you know, drop a mixtape during the season. Because, you know, that's what they say about the marketing of it all. It's like, you got the most visibility at this part of the year.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
So I think it's important that we leverage that as a team. And I would like for all of the coaching staff to get behind the marketing.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
I read something recently about the marketing behind the film that won Best Picture at the Oscars. So I would appreciate some kind of investment into making sure that, you know, come the Grammys or at least the Streamys.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
That's a legit part of the job description, by the way. That is not a fake thing.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Er weiß nicht, dass sein Vater jetzt 36 Jahre alt ist. Er ist nicht 60, er ist ich. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Just bullshit? $4,000.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
I hold her.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Fühlen wir uns schlecht?
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Auch das ist ein Unterkauf. Denn das ist so, wie jede Industrie funktioniert. Du kannst wirklich gut in der Industrie sein und wenn du nicht das Geld spielst, um den ganzen Welt zu zeigen, außer wenn du im Wald bist und ein Baum fällt und niemand da ist, um es zu sehen. Niemand wird es wissen. Und so in Filmen und Entertainment im Allgemeinen gibt es zwei Regeln.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Du kannst entweder einen wirklich großen Namen nennen. Du kannst den Rock auf deinen Film legen. Du kannst Tom Cruise nennen und jeder wird natürlich gehen und es sehen. Und ja, du hast auch den Marketing-Budget dahinter. But even those movies are not just really good movies, they're incredible movies, right?
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
And so they're like, hey, we can make this incredible movie, this incredible script with the perfect actors to bring it to life. And then you're picking exactly, like, this is an incredible story. I know if anybody sees it, it will shoot to the top, like Parasite, like this film as well.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Das muss gut sein. Ich glaube, die Übersaturation von Content im Allgemeinen, egal ob es Sport ist, Filme, Dokumente, Podcasts, es ist so, du hast Zugang zu allem. Und die einzige Creme, die nach oben steigen wird, sind die, die wirklich gut sind. Es ist egal, wie viele große Namen da drin sind. Deshalb ist es ein Quote-unquote-Kollaps.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Denn normalerweise, wenn du so viele Optionen hast, wenn wir das nur in den Boxen haben, weil wir bezahlt haben, und wir haben die größten Schauspieler und die größten Direktoren bezahlt, wird jeder rutschen, um es zu sehen. Das ist nicht die Wahrheit mehr. Ich kann mich zu Hause setzen und einen Film wie Parasite finden und sagen, das ist unglaublich.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Und ich würde lieber das tun, als in den Boxen zu gehen und die großen Namen zu sehen. Denn ich kann garantieren, es ist eine niedrigere Entfernung zu einem wirklich guten, untertäuschenden Paar.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Ich habe die Rede nicht gesehen. War es eine gute Rede? Nein, es war nicht.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
But I have something more important than anybody else that wanted extra time.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
But more importantly, I want to talk about these social issues. I've made out with Halle Berry twice. Can I have more time, please? Thank you. Have you?
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I'm not, and I resent that implication.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Those that use the right bathroom. Do you travel with thongs? And then what do you do when you have to leave?
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I have house slippers that I walk around in the house. I give socks to guests. because I don't want them to be bare feet. No shoes, no shoes in the house. And when people come in without socks, I buy socks. Are they like a new fresh pair and then they get to keep them? No, but you can buy them on Amazon.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
You can buy them in bulk and they're extremely cheap. I just don't want people's toes on my floor.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Wait, these socks have grips? Yes. Yes. It's not. You can't give people slip socks. I knew exactly where he was going. That would be obviously liability. You can't have people on your floor with slip socks.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
People have a ton of fun.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
People are having a great time.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Roy's efficiency has been off the charts. It's what I do. He dropped a title nine. Then he dropped a yep when it came to master.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
No. Definitely no.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Don Levitard. Oh, I like firing people. So I take the opportunity to fire whenever I possibly can because I can use it as a learning experience for them and try to help them out and try to point out what they did wrong. But in this case, the employee was enough levels below where I was that I did not do the firing, but I had it done within moments of discovery.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I'm just like firing people.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
It's just absurd. It's absurd. Stugatz. I'm talking about people who I fire who deserve it, who have done something that actively requires me to fire them. It is my unadulterated pleasure to do so. This is the Dan Labatar Show with the Stugatz.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Tell us about the young core. That we haven't heard before.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Thank you. Great. The Mets signed Pete Alonzo, and it was a huge win.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
God, would it be amazing if they were a state? I mean, then that would be a U.S. victory. I'm stuck on iceplex.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Don't the Knicks practice at SUNY Purchase? No.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I'm so glad you challenged this. Because it's not perpetual around the Elser, because if you listen to Ron McGill yesterday, they migrate here during the winter.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I've got to look up Davion Mitchell's salary, but it might be, yes. Because we said that they had until 3 p.m. Eastern, and if they don't get below— the tax, then the whole Butler trade's a nightmare.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I'm sorry, but make sure we speak to our Heat people. I believe what happened here is the Raptors did not want Anderson, and the Raptors knew that they had the Heat over a barrel because they had until 3 p.m. to get below, and then they upgraded to P.J. Tucker. Is there a chance that's what happened and the Heat didn't want to trade P.J.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Steve Smith.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Tucker, but they had to get under the line more than they wanted to keep Tucker?
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Never heard him referred to as Steven. Never heard of Steven A. Smith.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I can't imagine PJ Tucker and his level of despondency. He's got to hate the heat now.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Do you think he was on a plane already? PJ? If we can find out the travel of PJ Tucker.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Was he on his way? Here? No. So he was waiting until 3 p.m.? I'm pretty sure when they do the deal, they tell him, hey, man, don't book that flight yet. You think that the Heat were already knowing that Anderson was not going to be able to be moved?
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
He's the Jetsam? No. The non-Jetsam? The non-Jetsam, yes. I'm trying to be cool here. Never heard that expression before. Flotsam? You ever heard Flotsam and Jetsam? I've never heard Flotsam and Jetsam. Am I, again, the only one in the room? No, I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Oh, my God. Three times.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Different background or no?
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
It'd be the worst background I've ever seen of anyone who's been on the air. I mean, he has a parakeet jersey.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
It's not a little glove at all.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
You have a 69 jersey that you're covering with your head.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Well, that's covering a Haslam jersey. Right. Don't you think we'd rather see the Haslam jersey than the parakeet 69? It's retired.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Yeah. Finally, we mentioned Super Bowl.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I just found it annoying that it's twice, two days in a row when we're trying to get going, and then he's the guy who the kids are in the car. You're ready to roll, and all of a sudden one of them says, oh, I got to go to the bathroom. He's keeping track of when you guys pee. It's too late. He knows when all of us pee.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I wasn't looking at his pecker. You're checking it.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I've never used the bathroom in this studio. No, I just meant in general. I sit to pee always. Really? I do not stand a urinal. This tracks. Somehow not shocking. I do not. There's too much splash potential. Wait, hold on.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Exactly. Wait, you sit, though. You touch the seat. Oh, no. You hover? Am I the only one who squats with your thighs? To pee?
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I'm sorry. I'm not doing this, but you have contact with the public toilet seat?
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
You work on that, David. Just direct it. I am surprised to hear all of your takes on this.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
that you have to use tissues on the toilet seat because you don't want to throw them into the toilet because you may clog it. And then when you're done, you just clump the tissues and put them in the waste can. So I'm always doing math. I've never been in that bathroom either.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
You will not stand in my house. You're going to hear it. I will make sure. And how do I know? Because you hear the double click up. Is no one else knowing the noise?
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
And do you like list them upon arrival? Do you have like a list on the wall? It depends on you. So when people are coming over just to pick me up, I know they're not using the restroom. I don't have to go into the restroom rules. if someone's coming over for a meal. Do you lay these rules out?
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
People want communication.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
When you say, hey, I have to use the bathroom, I'll say, fine, just make sure you sit. So you don't say it until... That's what I was just trying to say.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Not when you come in the house.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I would be like, I need to get even with him, and this is how I'm going to do it. I am very much missing this, and I guess it's one of the issues I have.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
No problem. Where's the bathroom? It's right over there, but I would send, there's several different choices depending on what you're doing. There's a bathroom just for hand washing.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
That's called the half bath.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
This is very uncomfortable, this conversation. And I will tell you that that is a very normal thing. That when you have, for example, if there are workers... You're profiling? Hold on.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Pablo, he has a shovel. Let him dig! It's not by race. It's not by... It's by if your hands are dirty because... You're doing weeds, for example. Sure. I'm not letting you use the main. I don't mean smoking them.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
If someone needs the restroom and is cleaning something that makes them dirty, I don't want them in the nice bathroom.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
And also, I'll keep going. Kids. There's certain bathrooms for the kids to use. I don't want kids. How much money do you have?
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I've had that happen. There's a place outside. Where'd you send Greg Cody? You cannot, you cannot, if I see that, like we won't over surf. That's the thing too. What's the spot that you pick outside? Because clearly you picked a spot. So there is behind a hedge. You've been where we're talking about.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
How do you do that? Just drink responsibly. How do you do that? Wait, hold on. First of all, I'm liable. No, how do you do it? I say you can't have any more drinks. You're watching every time someone gets up to go to the kitchen? It's not hard to pay attention to 40 people.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
He's paying attention to when all of us pee. I can pay attention to a lot of people. Wait, don't criticize me for not over-serving people.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
It's not hard.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
So I host a lot. I hate hosting. I'm surprised you as a germaphobe are... People love coming over and I want people to feel welcome as long as they follow the rules.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
This is not about... I did the same when I had a two-bedroom apartment with one and a half baths. Oh my God, how'd the rules work back then? It was dicey. Pee out the window. No, there were, so I love where your head's at. New York City, in doorman buildings, there are bathrooms in the lobby.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Plan better in advance. Pablo, somehow you can set Greenwich called and said it must be 1102 Eastern. Pablo's going pee-pee. I didn't know that about myself. It just so happens. It's been two days in a row. I just wanted you to know that whatever you were drinking, because you started today with two big cups. But it's causing you to have to go to the bathroom and slow the show.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I'm told by many people that I do a lot of things wrong, and I was never modeled it. I had a weird—so I do a lot of things differently than most people, and I don't know why that is.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Well, I still assume that no one would sit on a public toilet. No, no.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I know that most of you stand, but I know that most people are not you where they can control the splash.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
It depends also the water level. There's certain bathrooms where the water level is so high that there's nothing you can do.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
Second. You made that up. Number 69. I love it. What about Fernando Tatis? Make your own list. Yeah, yeah.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
Let's do that again. It's company. Let's do that again.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
Give it to me from the top, man. Give it to me from the top, please. Stop. He's a burby. He's a burby. Chicky nuggy. Can we clip that?
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
You're getting audited.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
That is a strike.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
Kevin Pit Snoggle. The secret sauce was just white guys. Pretty much, yeah.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
What about number one? I remember him. He was so cute. Michael Jordan.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
All right, make your own list. This is my list. Do you remember that guy Andrew Lovedale on that Davidson team? Absolutely not. That's who I remember from that Elite Eight run. Of course, Charlie. I do not remember.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
That's exactly where I was going to go.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
I know what it is. Can we just let Chris off the hook for Titto? What are we doing? Titto is tough. That's tough. That was tough. That's tough. You know, no punishment for me. Gary, we don't let him off the hook for that. It was me. It doesn't seem like he's ever been let off the hook, though. You thought it was me.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
Yeah, it was me, dude. It just seems like something Chris would say. It does. Chris seems more like a Titto guy. I tried to give it to him. He's an ass man, actually.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
It's baseball. I've never heard.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
Ooh, we got a top five list. You look so excited about this top five list. I'm nervous. Thanks.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
Evan Williams Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey. Barnstown, Kentucky. Rewind. No, you were doing so well all week.
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
Well, I'm going to make you think about him more. Do you find the Patriots dynasty more or less annoying than the now Chiefs dynasty?
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
Your Wiki page says you're born in New York too, though.
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
I haven't seen one yet, but I explained this to people. One of my friends was in town this weekend and I was explaining to her that when it gets below 40, the iguanas like seize and then they fall out of trees. And then we were driving around and we saw an iguana scurrying across the road right when it got warm on Saturday.
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
And I was like, maybe this one just woke up and was like, whoa, what the hell happened last night? You think the iguanas that like when they unthaw, they're like, holy, holy shit, where am I?
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It's like waking up from a blackout drunk night and you're just like, how did I end up in the street?
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
What was your thought process?
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
Have a deal with the devil. That obviously has to factor in, right?
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
I think the whole team probably.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Looks like we're not going to see his career high in strikeouts for a game at nine unless we really start swinging and missing.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
We'll see. Another strikeout. There is number nine in three and two thirds innings.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
It's his birthday on Wednesday. You guys wish him a happy birthday? I did. Good for you. See? It's a real friend. Of course. Not like you, Zach. Do you know who his favorite artist is? I do not. Do you know who his favorite artist is? I don't. Picasso. Picasso. That seems like just something you say. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
That's kind of difficult to get wrong.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Like Drake or like Future. I said, all right. No. What other information did they give you?
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
He loves a good burger. I'll tell you that right now. Loves a good burger.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Shout out to Burble right down the street.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
I don't believe that he loves Picasso. It's just respectfully to Jaden Bishop. I guess we're going to have to ask him. Are you calling me a liar? I just want the full scoop. I could just make stuff up and you wouldn't know the difference, right? You just assume I'm reading it from something. Do you want to guess his favorite artist? It's not Picasso.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Music or painting?
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
All right.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
I shouldn't have told you.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Maybe I'm a good teammate.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
In fairness, it doesn't say musical artist. It just says artist. So he may be a fan of Bad Bunny's painting.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
He took the liberty to do it as a music artist.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Yeah.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Yes, that lines up. You think Bad Bunny paints?
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
I think he does it all. Whoa. Cross to right field, it'll be pulled foul.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
He's a grad student out of Key West. Worst fear is the dark or huge birds. Hopefully the birds here won't spook him.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Well, for the birds, don't scare them too bad.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Which do you think scares them more?
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Crusted down the line foul. That's a great question. I'd say it's more the huge birds. Yeah, I mean, night games would be a problem. Huge birds? Was that the description?
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Dark or huge birds. I would say huge over dark. I'm going to agree with Rhino there. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Oh. That's a champion. Minor penalty. Two minutes for not listening. FIU baseball matters. Get out of here.
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Postgame Show: The Double Standard For Men?
I don't know. I mean, I feel like we kind of need to see how it ends, right? To figure out what details we're missing that's happening in these episodes that we're not thinking are that important until it kind of all gets wrapped together at the end, right?
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Postgame Show: The Double Standard For Men?
That he wasn't really the driving force on what was talked into, but still committed the crime.
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Postgame Show: The Double Standard For Men?
It's someone who's done wrong that you seemingly are finding yourself possibly rooting for.
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
I think right behind making sure your son's the executive producer of his friend's sports show.
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
Dan, I feel like I don't know enough about the kinds of PEDs that these players are using, but it's sort of my understanding that when you stop using them, they stop doing anything for you, right?
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
I think it also depends on what it is, though, and how long they're using it and that sort of stuff. And I don't know if I know enough about it to really make a judgment call.
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
It's a very unfortunate situation to be a Steelers fan right now because no matter what, you just got to accept they're not going to be – it's going to be bad. It's going to be bad. It's going to be bad. But would you rather have the headache of Aaron Rodgers and how annoying he is? I don't know. I mean, most likely not.
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
Well, also, I'm like, is there, Roy, have they said like what kind of steroids or PEDs he was using? Because there's a difference, right?
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
Like there's a difference between some of the things that athletes were getting pinched for in the 90s versus things like a stimulant or something that's on the list of performance enhancing drugs that you're not supposed to use that could help you work out longer. I genuinely don't know enough about it to really make the judgment call, but I know that there are some slight differences.
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
What Yannick Sinner got in trouble for that has been a long fought over battle in tennis over the last two years could be a completely different thing than what Barry Bonds was doing.
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
That's why Roy, the shield watcher, was the one who... Yes, exactly.
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
I think the other thing I think of when I think of a lot of these athletes who have been using PEDs for a long time is that like a lot of these things we know are really bad for you in the long term.
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
And so it sort of like makes me sad because there's so much pressure to obviously perform and to like maximize your prime as an athlete and your earning potential that like you understand like what they're putting their bodies through and that it is something that like most of our bodies wouldn't be able to withstand.
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
And so it's very like it's sad sometimes to think about too much because it's like Something that, as fans, we're just being entertained. We're like, stop making that stupid decision, you dumb hockey player. But internally and physically, he's probably going through an insane amount of pressure.
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
Hockey fans love to tell you how tough their favorite players are. Absolutely. It's not just Mike.
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PTFO: Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
Yeah, that's right. Naomi Gurma is a Chelsea player, which means Naomi Gurma is now the world's most expensive player. Naomi, welcome to Chelsea. How does it feel to be here? It doesn't feel real.
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PTFO - Wilt Chamberlain and the Conspiracy Factory: We Unearthed the True Story of the 100-Point Game
Wow. What's up? I just bought and financed a car through Carvana in minutes.
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PTFO - Wilt Chamberlain and the Conspiracy Factory: We Unearthed the True Story of the 100-Point Game
They made it easy. Transparent terms, customizable down and monthly. Didn't even have to do any paperwork. Wow. Mm-hmm.
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PTFO - Wilt Chamberlain and the Conspiracy Factory: We Unearthed the True Story of the 100-Point Game
Wow. What's up? I just bought and financed a car through Carvana in minutes.
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PTFO - Wilt Chamberlain and the Conspiracy Factory: We Unearthed the True Story of the 100-Point Game
Long time, first time. There's been a lot of stuff around the internet lately about whether or not Wilkes scored 100 points because there's a lot of old footage from the 50s and 60s of the NBA. But nothing really about that 100-point game.
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PTFO - Wilt Chamberlain and the Conspiracy Factory: We Unearthed the True Story of the 100-Point Game
They made it easy. Transparent terms, customizable down and monthly. Didn't even have to do any paperwork.
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PTFO - Wilt Chamberlain and the Conspiracy Factory: We Unearthed the True Story of the 100-Point Game
Mm-hmm.
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#BecauseMiami: The Relentless Pursuit of the Real Estate Hustle
This is... Hashtag because Miami. It's a resolution that passed earlier today. The majority of Miami-Dade County Commission voted in favor. The language is basically just to comply with federal and state law.
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#BecauseMiami: The Relentless Pursuit of the Real Estate Hustle
Commissioner Roberto Gonzalez sponsored that resolution that says the county must comply with recently passed state law, which requires the sheriff and the corrections department to enter into an agreement with federal immigration officials in what's known as the 287G program.
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#BecauseMiami: Dr. Mufson or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Less Fluoride
If you take more than what it's supposed to be brushing your teeth with, then you have to call 911.
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#BecauseMiami: Dr. Mufson or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Less Fluoride
I was injured in 2017 from the tetanus vaccine, and I'm half-numb from the waist down.
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#BecauseMiami: Dr. Mufson or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Less Fluoride
And I just have to mention a 5G tower pops up involuntarily radiating them 24 hours a day.
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Cuervo.
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it.
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Watch What Crappens
#2686 Southern Hospitality S03E02 Part Two: Post Traumatic Dress Misorder
Thanks a lot, bitch.
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#2686 Southern Hospitality S03E02 Part Two: Post Traumatic Dress Misorder
And she goes, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la.
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#2686 Southern Hospitality S03E02 Part Two: Post Traumatic Dress Misorder
And two of them are la, la, la, la, la. It's hard.
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#2686 Southern Hospitality S03E02 Part Two: Post Traumatic Dress Misorder
She's like, got it. Got it. Yeah, Jesus. You guys helped. You got popping it, popping it, Jesus. La, la, la, la, la.