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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah. Did you see that? No. Yeah. Hillary Clinton got booed. You know, they they tied them both in saying Bill and Hillary Clinton and Mike Pence got booed by MAGA fans as they entered the Capitol Rotunda. So, you know, the event was being streamed. They moved it indoors because of the temperature and the wind and all that stuff outside.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Um, I have people telling me it was all actually for other reasons. Yeah. I was told the same. Okay. All right. Um, you know, and it wasn't just because of the weather. Um, but they moved it inside. And so they, they, what they did was they set up a bunch of different locations that were kind of just live streaming the event going on.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Um, and so, yeah, so, uh, there was a shit ton of fans, um, who were in, uh, one of the viewing locations. And when they announced her coming, I mean, it was fucking insane. Check this video out. I mean, rightfully so, right?
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
For sure. Well, the only part that I didn't like was the fact, I mean, it wasn't like they were piping the music in from the audience. So it's like they didn't know they were getting fucking booed. They're walking like their shit still doesn't stink. But... And I don't think they were booing Bill. I think he's fine. But I mean, Hillary definitely got it.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
No shit.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Oh, man.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I have to retract my statement there. Yeah. Just saying. We'll see. I mean, we'll see. So, I mean, the inauguration went smooth. Trump delivered a great speech. I mean, it was actually one of his shorter ones. But, I mean, I thought he did really, really well in the speech. A lot of stuff still on the agenda while the show's going on.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Apparently, he's set to sign over 200 executive orders on day one, which is a lot. I'll be honest. And I think here's my fear is that, like, my personal issue. I have no problem giving some criticism on Trump, okay? Well, we're going to have to.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I mean, that's what we do.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
My only issue, I mean, 200 executive orders, stuff gets lost in the sauce. You know what I'm saying? So it's like... We complained about Biden doing 48 on day one. You're doing 200. You know what I'm saying? We got to be careful, man. There's a lot of hypocrisy going on with that. So we'll see what those 200s are. We know a couple of them so far that he's talked about.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, for sure. But that's what I'm saying. Like, what is it? Yeah. What is it? We don't know all of it, but we do know a couple of those things. One of those things being he's vowing to release and declassify the JFK, RFK and MLK assassination files in a massive transparency push.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Guilty by association.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Well, I mean, listen, you know, since we're going in the deep end, I wanted to show you something.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know, I got my dot to think. You know, we talked, you know, he's been doing BJJ and stuff like that.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Dominating. Dominating.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah. But no, I've been trying to do this little dive on martial arts and the history. I mean, it's a lot of different disciplines out there. I didn't know that. Did you know that there is a special discipline of Jews with martial arts? Jews? There's Jewish martial arts. Did you know this?
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I think the other thing, too, that like it does give me hope and that, you know, Trump's going to do some do some necessary shit that needs to be done. And, you know, what I use as a sign on this is like to see the reaction of the people who have been committing these things. Right. It's like the first I want to point you to.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I'm not sure if you saw this federal employees quietly edit job descriptions to protect roles from Dodge scrutiny. This just came out from CNN a few days ago, but apparently people are going in the database. Federal employees are going in and they're changing their description of their jobs.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
changing the names of their jobs to kind of shield them from any type of scrutiny that's going to come from the new Department of Government Efficiency. So, I mean, you see stuff like this, and people are definitely freaking out because they know the fucking whip's coming. You know what I'm saying? They know it's coming. You can see it through actions like this.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Or more recently, and I know this is on everybody's, you know, they got to cover this. We're going to cover it. President Biden preemptively pardons General Mealey. Anthony Fauci, and January 6th committee members. This came out this morning, okay, hours before the inauguration. 20 minutes. Oh, no, no, no. I'm sorry. It was like 7 a.m. This was ours. His family was 20 minutes.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
But he pardoned these people at 7 a.m. this morning. Okay. Several hours before the inauguration where he completely pardoned these people. And it was a full sweeping preemptive pardon. This was the memorandum that got released at 7 a.m. this morning. And, you know, it's interesting.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
And obviously the main question here is, OK, well, I mean, if they didn't do anything illegal, what's the pardon for? Right.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Bro, watch this. This shit's crazy.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Or do we get back right on the list? I'm in January 20th. I'm going to be fine. They put us on the Jew list. Well, I don't think we're ever coming off that list. But no, dude, this is crazy. So this is Jewish martial arts. Watch this.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Well, what it was, bro, it was people who were always picked last for fucking kickball getting the fucking captain of the team spot. That's what it was. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? They fucking used it.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
And we were right about fucking all of it. Bro, I mean, listen, I remember firsthand because I had my first daughter during the COVID shit. They almost didn't let me see my daughter during the delivery room. Bro.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
No, you didn't. You created more poverty. Well, the thing that was interesting, too, with these pardons that he put out, specifically on this first set, in the memo he says, in certain cases, quote, in certain cases, some have even been threatened with criminal prosecutions. Who has been threatening him with criminal prosecutions? Because like Trump hasn't showed his cards on this at all.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Not fucking once. You know what I'm saying? Like who's threatening him? Nobody's threatening. There's been no fucking filing of documentation.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
The people have for sure. The people have for sure. But there hasn't been any official fucking documents that have been entered. You know what I'm saying? Nobody's actually started the processes on this. You're preemptively pardoning these people for stuff that apparently they didn't do at all.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
One of the other pardons, I don't know if you saw this one, but one of the other pardons, he pardoned that Capitol Hill cop that shot and killed Ashley Babbitt. He put he put him into the sweeping preemptive pardons. And then minutes before the inauguration, as you alluded to, Biden announced blanket pardon for his brother, James, burying family influence peddling probe for good.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Even if all of that was true, knowing what we know, With the shit that these people have done, fuck those pardons. Yeah, I agree. Fuck them. They mean absolutely nothing.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I agree.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
And tripled it.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Fucking quadrupled it, bro. Yeah.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
it's insane man so i mean a lot to still come i know with the pardon situation i don't think melania trump is is thinking about pardons right now she doesn't i don't think they're trying to kill a fucking husband i don't think donald trump is either dude i think we're gonna see some fucking some head whacking happen here bro you know i was watching when i was watching the speech you know and you see the crowd stand up and shit and you look in the behind them and you see fucking the biden you see the obamas and
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You see the fucking Clintons and shit. Yeah. Part of me was just hoping, bro, that Trump would just be like, you know what, and we're going to start. Arrest them all. We're going to start right now. Like, bro, I was praying for that.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
It might still be my, you know, tin hat, tinfoil hat stuff, but man.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Oh, they're so nasty. Oh, man.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I hope not, man.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Well, I think the important thing, and you talk about this a lot too, man. Like, I mean, just on some real like truth here. You know what I'm saying? It's okay to make a mistake, but you got to learn from it. You know what I'm saying? I think that's one thing. I mean, he's admitted that. You know what I'm saying? It's like there's things that I didn't know.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Right there. I mean, Elon Musk, you can't really hard him too much. No, but that's fucking Google, dude. Google. Meta. Fuck, it's all there. You know? So, I mean, listen, America is back maybe.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I thought it was cool, man. It's a nice little discipline, dude. It's cool. You can find those disciplines in all parts of the world.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Down in the comments, let us know what you guys think. With that being said, let's go cruise some of these comments. This first comment comes from Michael Apurek. Aprilwack? Aprilwick?
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
yep he says uh five foot five guy here can't confirm we're mad all the time well at least he's honest is what it is yep all right uh appreciate you mike yep sorry i make shoes for that yeah next one uh this next one oh man i almost read this one wrong stiff sock 201 stiff sock Why is that your username, bro? What is that? Stiff Sock? I don't know.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Let's see what he's got to say. Stiff Sock 201, he says, it is, what's that, 1004. My wife is Italian-Brazilian. She's the love of my life. She's beautiful, smart, hardworking, and, again, beautiful. She's right behind me holding a cast iron pan. What? I love her very much. I'm so lucky to have her. She's got retard strength. She is a fantastic cook and is one of the most creative people I know.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
If I said anything bad, she's going to beat me with that retard strength and cast iron pan. I love her very much.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, fuck it. All right.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
blink twice yeah let's do a courtesy check on him welfare check yeah man all right uh last one uh this is uh from uh at beekeeping 69 uh he says uh down to gas station rhino pill with the great first form energy and got my shit looking like mike tyson's neck ready to pedal fit out my hellcat not registered bro what is wrong with these people man i don't know That's an interesting combo.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Did you write this comment? No.
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No.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Our people are interesting, man. Yep. They're interesting. Guys, we do appreciate you, though. We appreciate you for being real-ass fans. Keep liking, commenting. Make sure you guys are subscribed and hit that bell notification to stay up to date with the latest episodes from Real AF. With that being said, let's keep this cruise moving.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
We're going to do a little – let's go back in time a little bit because we've got to cover these. We didn't get a chance to last week. Some of the nomination hearings were interesting. A lot of good stuff. There was some weird stuff going on, though. I want to go first. Did you see this senator down in Georgia?
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
He's a state senator for Georgia who was basically the leader trying to get Fannie Willis out of the prosecutions and stuff like that for Trump. He got assaulted and arrested while trying to enter the Georgia House chambers. Did you see this? Mm-hmm. This is interesting. And I got some thoughts on this, but but let's dive into this. So he posted this this tweet.
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Senator Colton Moore, Senator Colton Moore, exposed and defeated corrupt district attorney Fannie Willis last year, has been arrested by the anti-Trump speaker of the House. Colton is being held in the same Atlanta jail as President Trump. This was tweeted from his profile. We are working to ensure his expedient release.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Please pray for all of those standing up for our freedom and peace for all Georgians. Team Moore. Here's the clip. Check this out.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
They arrested this guy. Really? I mean, he's an elected member of Georgia.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
That's what I'm saying. And nobody talked about this. That's why I'm like, I saw him. I'm like, what the fuck is going on down in Georgia right now? I don't know. I don't know. That's weird, though. It's weird, man.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Bro, I would have. Self-defense. Yeah. But you got to be careful what you're doing in there. I also wanted to bring in, too, we talked about it a little bit, Pam Bondi. I know our buddy Eric Schmidt's a big fan of her. I know they've worked closely. When he was the AG here, she was the AG of Florida. There was some cool dialogues. I didn't know much about her, to be honest. I really didn't.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
But I watched through some of her nomination hearings, and I thought she was pretty cool. Let's check this clip out. This was one of her exchanges. This happened last week. Check this out.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, you know what I mean? I don't know. I thought that was pretty fucking cool. She seems like a good pick. She seems reasonable. Other things that are going on.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah. That's true. You know, fuck. That's true. Now, I mean, the other reason I wanted to bring her up too though is because, you know, we talk about this accountability part. She's going to be crucial in that. You know what I'm saying? As the federal AG, I mean, she's going to be very, very crucial in that process. And so it's going to be interesting to see.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I mean, I don't know if this is more of like a where your loyalties lie type of thing, but I don't think these are like traditional times, bro. I don't think so either. You know, and so it's like you can't use traditional methods. I agree. And you can't go through traditional means.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, that's right. Fuck you. Bullshit. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. So, I mean, it's going to be very, very, very interesting to see what she does, man, and how she reacts. Yeah. And that's what they were trying to grill her on. I don't think it worked. I mean, I think she held her on, and she's in. So we'll see. Like I said, I just want to do a little quick follow-up on that. That's headline number two.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Not too much there. But let's go to our third and final headline. We're going to go travel the world a little bit, check out some other places. But headline number three. This is an interesting one. I'm going to show you this, okay? And then I want us to guess what happens next. OK, headline number three is Pope Francis. Resistance to immigration is a primal reaction. Okay.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
It is.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Pope Francis has reiterated his call for a more welcoming attitude towards migrants, insisting everyone has the right to dream of a better future.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
He says certain populist political regimes, as well as certain liberal economic approaches, maintain that an influx of migrants is to be prevented at all costs. Pope's laments in a new encyclical letter titled Brothers All, meaning the great numbers of lives are at stake.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
No, and listen, it's embracing.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
He says he wants to ask everyone to move beyond those primal reactions because there is a problem when doubt and fears conditions our way of thinking and acting to the point of making us intolerant, closed, and perhaps even without realizing it racist, he warns. In his way, fear deprives us of the desire and the ability to encounter the other. What do you think happens next?
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Lift it up. Yo, man, listen, guys, we got a lot of stuff to cover today on this beautiful, sunny Monday. Got a lot of stuff to dive into. Remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfersella.com. You guys can find them all linked there. You want to do this, Cruz? Yeah. All right. Seatbelts on. I'm ready. We're rolling. Let's go. Headline number one.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Well, that's funny because, you know, the migrants tried to do that. You know what happened?
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Vatican promises stiff penalties for illegal aliens crossing its border.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Right.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, we gotta welcome everybody, and then they double their fucking arm security.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
How does that work? They're liars. It's so crazy to me.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Right. Right. Well, you know, I saw this thing a while ago. It was like the most popular baby boy name in Ireland is right now. Muhammad. Muhammad. Yeah. It's been that way for years. What?
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know what I'm saying? Like, it's just crazy. Now. We got the Vatican doing this back and forth.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
What's the point of it then? Yeah, I agree with you. Now, some places, you know, we will say this. There are some places that you're starting to see, and I don't know if this is tied into DJT being back in and they know that, you know, how we're going to be handling the shit here. But you do see some other countries starting to wake up. Right. Let's go to Sweden first. Here come the deportation.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Sweden to change constitution and remove citizenship from fraudulent migrants and threats to the state. There's a new word on the street. OK, they don't want to use deportation anymore. They're saying remigration is what what they're now calling it. And there's a strong trend in Europe against not only illegals, but also non assimilating or criminal migrants who have already obtained citizenship.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
So while the European establishment is going mad over Germans, AFD's electoral chances, some other political actors that are already in power are also advancing in this issue with vigor. Sweden has just made a promise. The current government announced yesterday that
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
this is back on the 15th, that it will change the Constitution so as to take away passports from people who got their citizenship by fraudulent means or else are a threat to the state. So they're about to start doing this mass remigration in Sweden. Isn't that the home of the WEF as well? No, that's Switzerland. Switzerland, okay. Yeah, Davos. They all look the same.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Obviously, it's Trump's inauguration day, also known apparently as Liberation Day, as he coined it, a.k.a. Yeah. A lot of stuff happening. Want to cover firstly. Get your take on this before we even dive really into any of that. His official inaugural portrait portrait got released. Uh, and, uh, it was, it was definitely interesting.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
They protect it.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
They protect themselves, man.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
That's really what it is. I know. I know it is. And you know, the fucked up thing is on top of all of that, you know, it's like these countries, you know, obviously America, they tried it. You know, it doesn't work too much because we have guns. We are able to protect ourselves so far.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know, but they punish these people that are speak like, you know, that are simply speaking out their frustrations about this shit. Fucking Europe, they're putting them in prison. Look, in Germany, okay, so the AFD chapter in German city, they were distributing these flyers that are made to look like one-way deportation tickets. And now everybody's in a fucking meltdown.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
They're trying to fucking jail these people for this. This is crazy. So German elections, there's coming up in February of this year. OK, all the parties are campaigning hard and all that good stuff. There's the Alternative for Germany Party, the AFD, and they have started pushing out these flyers that look like this. We're looking like this, right?
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
And... Bro, people... I'm not going to say people because I know the people of Germany are with it because most likely AFD is going to win the election, right? Because, again, the people are fed up of the bullshit. They're trying to jail these people right now. The people that are part of AFD party, they're trying to throw them in jail for doing this.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
A lot of people obviously picked up on it saying that it, uh, drew some comparisons to his 2023 mugshot photo. Um, so this is his official, uh, presidential photo. Now, obviously this is the mugshot. Um, I mean, does this, I don't know. I saw that. I'm like, yeah, this dude means business. Yeah. Is that, is that okay? Okay. Yeah.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, right.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
It's a simple question.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Well, and more, not even just advocating, Andy. I mean, you look at the shit that they do. I mean, we're talking about this mass illegal influx of criminals we have in this country. But when they put these bills out, when our government, our own government tried to put these bills out, you know what I'm saying, to get rid of these people and the legal routes and ways to do it.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know, House passed this bill to deport illegal aliens who sexually assault women and abuse children.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Now, with all of that, one of the things that Donald Trump did push out.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
It needs to end. It needs to. Yeah. Here's the other thing, too. People are waking up to it. It's not going to be pretty, though. And that's what people have to come to terms with. This shit ain't going to be pretty.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
um today donald trump president trump um i'm sure you saw this but he put in a national emergency today right that that just got put in um on the southern border and he did a couple of things with that he designated the cartel as a terrorist organization great right that opens up resources and other tools that we can use with those uh those people because the shit that they're doing is it's it's unreal on american soil yeah on american soil yes
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
We are invaded. I mean, there's a war happening in our country. You got to handle it. But he put this in. And, you know, so we'll see what happens with this. You know, but he did put it in. So, I mean, it opens up money, all of that stuff. Let's check the clip out from President Trump. There's his album.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
The Pope tried to, you know, after he made that speech, he takes this picture. There's one woman. There's like 15 people in that picture. There's one woman. Bro. Let them in. And then you double up security. Like, come on, man. Like I said, the shit's not going to be pretty. It ain't going to be pretty to look at, but you got to get over it. I think it'll be pretty.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I mean, it won't be palatable to some people.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, 100%, man.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
The only thing I'll say on that, man, is like, you know, because they asked him.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Well, I'll say this. I mean, it's very clear he's still holding his cards, right? Because when he was signing the nominations, right, and getting these people into his cabinet, one of the journalists, she tried to ask him, like, hey, what do you think about Biden's pardons and stuff? He's like, we're not going to talk about that right now.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
He's holding his cards.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
We'll see. Guys, it's time to get to our final segment of the show as always. Thumbs up or dumb as fuck. I brought two of our favorite things we like to cover for these sections. It involves bears and Indians.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Like Indian Indians. Like Tonto? No, like Zeeshan. Oh, okay.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Right, right. Those kind. Yeah. Our favorite kind. They're good people. Yeah. Good people. Funny. Funny, smart. Heartworking. And apparently they'll do anything to protect their fields. So our thumbs up, or dumb as fuck headline reads, fed up farmers in India have started wearing bear costumes to protect crops from monkeys. Fucking monkeys.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I think they mean some business. Could you imagine being one of these, like one of those far left people that participated in all this shit that somehow still weaseled themselves into, you know, federal agencies, right? And then this gets hung up and you know all the shit you've done and you got to look at that.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
And all you got to do to solve them is dress up like a bear. Dress up like a bear to get rid of that monkey infestation you got.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's not fine. Well, I mean, they've had to resort to this. It's fine. What caused them to resort to it? Well, listen, let's dive into this. Let's dive into it. Let's try it. All right. Let's get into it. All right. So farmers have been dressing up in bear costumes to scare monkeys and protect their crops.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
The farmers based in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh began wearing the costumes while patrolling their fields last month. Villagers pulled money together to purchase a bear costume, which the farmers take turns to wear. You think they wash it in between turds? Oh, fuck no. Oh, no, no. No, you got to keep the sense. The musk. The musk, so the monkeys know. Yeah, it's a real bear. It builds up.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
That's right. Right, you can't wash it. Man, I'm fucking around. You can't wash it. It's a real Indian bear. Well, so fun fact, I didn't even know India had bears. I didn't either. I had no idea. You know what I'm saying?
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah. I thought like, you know, they were scared because like, oh, there's something they've never seen before. No, but they actually do exist. This is the picture of an Indian sloth bear.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Okay. But yeah, so the farmers, they've been putting their money together, working as a community. You know, it's a lot of them in those communities that work together. Yeah.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
So it's not hard to come together and get up five bucks for an outfit. So I have a picture here of one of these farmers in the bear costume. Here's the picture. Shut the fuck up, dude.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
That looks like if Shane Gillis was a bear.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, that looks scary. That looks like one of the people. Yeah, it does. But apparently it works. It works. So, you know, these monkeys have been a problem. So if you guys have a monkey problem at home, just get a bear costume. Just get a bear costume. Apparently it does work. Keep the monkeys away from your shit. Yep. They won't steal anything. True.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
What? Listen, this is groundbreaking shit. They're doing it over there. I'm sure it'll work everywhere. Bro, some of those monkeys get mean, though. Have you seen the videos and clips that are snatching the kids and shit and stealing their purses and stuff?
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
No, it's real stuff.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
No, bro. You guys have seen the clips. Okay. We're like the tourists. It's like, like China has this problem bad too. Right. Like little bamboos and stuff. They'd be stealing. Like if you're a tourist, you know, they come up and try to take pictures and the fucking monkeys like beat the shit out of them and steal their stuff. So just, just wear a bear costume.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
it's good to get them right it's work it's working here i mean it's working in india is it working apparently i mean they're running off you know the monkeys see that this is a picture uh of the monkeys in the field and they see that they see that they take one look like nope don't want none of that and uh apparently i don't know that either yeah so uh yeah indian farmers Fixing shit.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know what I'm saying? Innovation. Innovation. A for effort. Solving serious problems. It's a real problem. It's a real problem. Yeah, man. What do we got? What do we got on this? I say thumbs up for innovation. Yeah. Listen, they got to protect their stuff. You know, they got to protect their stuff. I will say this, though.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Now that I'm looking at the bear picture again, the actual bear picture, you got the ears right. Go back. Ears are right. Sort of. But I mean, everything else is bad. But A for effort, man. A for effort. What do you give it? I give it thumbs up. I like it. For what? I mean, if it solves a problem. What problem is it solving? The monkey stealing the props. The monkey infestation.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know, usually, you know, usually, historically, you know, I give it thumbs up for innovation.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
All right, guys. Andy, that's all I got. All right, dopey up. Share the show.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
We got those in there. Oh, you do? Yeah, he's not even talking about them. Not yet. Not yet. Yeah. Which tells me there's something still planned. Yeah, we'll talk about it.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
100%. I got the same vibe from that. I like J.D. Vance's too, though. J.D. Vance is a cool dude. He just seems like a regular guy. Yeah, he's pretty sharp. He's smart as shit. He's pretty sharp, dude. He's smart.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Which is, I think is what's necessary. We need younger people. Of course. Running the country, bro. This country was not built by fucking 80 year olds. It just wasn't.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know, if I think 40, that 40 year age, that's a good start.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know, 40, 60. Yeah, for sure. But yeah. So you got President Donald Trump. He's back in, man. The Don is back. Yeah. So they got officially sworn in today at noon Eastern time. Now, we know his cabinet picks. I got a bunch of them. We've covered a lot of their selections here on the show in the past couple of months. Pete Hexeth, he got the defense secretary position.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Tulsi Gabbard, she's going to be over DNI. Kash Patel, FBI director. John Ratcliffe for CIA. I mean, a lot of good picks on here. A lot of good names on here. Pat Bondi, she killed it. We'll cover her a little bit later in the show as well. You know, but it's been a very eventful day so far.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
So, you know, part of the ceremonies and, you know, kind of, you know, charades that happens during these days. You know, Donald Trump, he arrives at the White House, gets greeted by the outgoing president. Joe Biden had two words for him. I don't know if you saw this little interaction. This was interesting. Let's check this clip out. Trump pulls up. Welcome home. Fucking piece of shit.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
It's going to be great, dude. I mean, it's a lot of good stuff. A lot of interesting stuff to cover with the whole inauguration stuff going on. But yeah, man. It's a big day in America. It's a big day in America. Yeah. But yeah, pay the fee, guys.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Dude, Melania looked like she was standing on business today, too.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
It's just gross. Yeah. Now, you brought up Melania's fit. There was definitely some interesting outfits. People have been hearing there on her fit.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Share the show. Don't be a hoe.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
We're not going to go deep. I did just want to bring this up because, I mean, you do talk about this. I know we got a lot of young men listeners. And you do talk about presence and how you carry yourself. And, you know, bro, you can get snazzy. You know what I'm saying? It's important. Did you see Senator John Fetterman?
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Bro.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know what I'm saying? It's just like you're a grown-ass man, bro. And you're walking up with fucking shorts and fucking on clouds. Yeah. To a presidential inauguration. Yeah. And you said front fucking row.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah. No, it's a joke.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I think that's really what it comes down to, too. I don't know. That's all the fashion I got for you on that. Now, I do want to bring this up, too, because we have talked about this man many times. And we've been talking about his kind of turn, not this man, another guy I'm about to show you. We've been talking about his kind of turnaround. He's coming around the corner a little bit.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
He's been doing some BJJ. We're talking about Mark Zuckerberg. I think he's finally went over that hump. He's definitely taking some testosterone or something.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Bro, he wouldn't have done that two years ago. You know what I'm saying? This is a different Zuck. Zuck's ready to fuck. That's what it is. The testosterone's flowing.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I think Bezos, yeah, by a lot.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
buy a lot yeah i think because of facebook most of their inventory i mean most of their like uh their money is just like ad money you know i'm saying bezos i mean he's got i bet i bet he's gonna yell that when he gets home who is that oh for sure yeah i mean but listen i mean you know it's hard to to not look at stuff you don't got you know i mean it's just what they're they're definitely on display well that's the other piece i mean i think that was a little trashy on her end
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, well, you know, you're going to a fucking president's inauguration. Got lace front. Got your titties out. Yeah, like, come on. Yeah, here's a video.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
The video's funny.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, man. I thought that was cool.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, I thought that was funny, though. But other things were going on. So you got the inauguration, right? A bunch of people were there. Bezos was there. Zuck's obviously there. A lot of celebrities. Heads of states from other countries were there. You got Mad Dog Hillary Clinton. I was shocked to see her there. I was shocked when they brought her out. Well, she knows she got booed. Oh, she did.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
you know for a second there i almost wanted to live out the stereotype i'm supposed to and go to jail well it's not too late i mean we figured something true this is true but there was like something we just got to accuse you of something you don't actually have to be guilty it's true because you're black there was just something in me that was like i gotta go to jail yeah you know yeah well it's in your it's in your gene it's in my dna yeah you know so i just you know i don't want to let nobody down you know i got a little bit of that too that's how i got on the list with you bro
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We were really just thinking, you know, that she would come home or she was with somebody. What happened to Heather is awful, and I wouldn't want it to happen to anybody else. And so with that person still out there, still able to harm other people... It's horrific to think about. I hope people remember Heather as somebody who
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233: Slenderman Stabber Release, 25 Year Old Goes Missing on Ring Camera, TikTok Ban, & BF Charged With GF Murder
has, you know, persevered and somebody who always wore a smile and can make people laugh.
Serialously with Annie Elise
233: Slenderman Stabber Release, 25 Year Old Goes Missing on Ring Camera, TikTok Ban, & BF Charged With GF Murder
Did you feel bad? No, just... Stay up with your best friends.
Serialously with Annie Elise
233: Slenderman Stabber Release, 25 Year Old Goes Missing on Ring Camera, TikTok Ban, & BF Charged With GF Murder
It was weird that you didn't feel remorse?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I have an award for Pablo for starting the show with an interesting and new take on the Luka Doncic trade. That's not sarcasm. It was good job. Good job.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
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Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
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Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
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Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
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Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Were you not going to tell anyone? Wait a minute. You guys. Guys.
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It's a Tuesday. Stugatz. Here's your guy, Greg Cody, with Back in My Day.
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We're waiting for this one. This is the Don Labatar Show with the Stugats.
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I think this is, but you mentioned it's Howie Mandel's podcast. And we ran a Dana White clip that seemed very real. And the logic was, well, Dana White can't possibly be that good of an actor. And it turned out, we found out like a month and a half later, Dana was doing a bit.
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Yeah. He's like, I'm just done. And Howie played it great. Dana did too. And Dana revealed in another interview later on that, no, Howie came up with this idea. Yeah. But the seeds of this actually began about a month ago on Howie Mandel's podcast when Billy Corgan was there and he kind of revealed this.
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We have a clip here, and I hope this clip provides context, but if it doesn't, Billy Corgan revealed that his mother pulled him aside fairly recently and said, Hey, you know that comedian Bill Burr? I think he may be your brother. And like a whole secret family situation, so... Howie Mandel, he surprises Bill Burr with Billy Corgan as he has Bill Burr on the show. And this is what happens.
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I mean, Bill Burr certainly had received word of Billy Corgan's appearance. And he references like, did you ever think that I kind of knew about this and I never went on a podcast to reveal it? Like I didn't want it out there. Like they leaned into this weird brotherly contentious relationship. At a certain point, Bill Burr's like, what, you think we're just going to play catch now to Billy Corgan?
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The whole thing is really captivating, and I believe it. It is a little open-ended. You don't get like 100% confirmation that this is real. If it isn't, Howie Mandel's two for two with stunts. But I kind of believe this one, and if I'm a fool, I'm a fool.
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Well, we don't know how much the father actually traveled and got around. And it seems like he loves that first name.
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He is intimidating. Oh, my God. Yeah, your appearance with him and Burt was really uncomfortable.
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Like you went out of your way to say, hey, I don't watch it.
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It is pretty insane. If this is indeed true, that Billy Corgan and Bill Burr have been brothers this whole time. Just really talented dudes doing their own thing. And in their 50s, they find out they're brothers.
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The Chevy Tagliabue. That is fantastic, Greg. Thank you.
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Yeah, it goes over like a lead balloon.
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Jeremy told me like crazy trivia about Led Zeppelin that I had no idea about.
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I love T.I. I think he's super underrated. Great catalog.
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He was in a really good era and everybody was on the Lil Wayne stuff. I thought T.I. was a guy of that era.
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This relationship has been over. I want to get my joy back. I'm happy here, off the court, but I want to be back to somewhat dominant. Can you get your joy back here on the court? Probably not.
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I think this is a fantastic point of view because, I mean, it's in the name of the award and because it's a cap sport. Value is paramount. It's always associated with greatness. But what truly makes you valuable to a franchise? It's probably greatness and actual value. Jeremy, it's rare when I'm that impressed with something that you have to say. Oh, my God. Thank you.
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Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.
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Jimmy Butler's got a treat he's demanding, doesn't want to pay for his food.
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Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.
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Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together. By Miller Time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.
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For seven games now he's out, he's suspended Vibes are at an all-time low Though we can't forget when Jimmy Made the heat of finals team He's become a menace, Riley's gotten way too old for his shit Jimmy Buckets ain't just gonna stand there in the corner And yell he's 35, no he ain't getting any younger He's lost a couple steps, no longer alpha or a killer Best reveal the situation that you caught up in-a
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96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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He's done this almost everywhere else that he's been. How can we be surprised that he's doing it again? Now we can test the market for an old malcontent to want to talk or think about all of the money that we've spent. Says he'd pay for Atlanta.
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Just not the heat. Maybe even for Toronto. Just not the heat. Send his ass to Indiana. Just not the heat. Could even trade him to Utah. Just not the heat. Could get his joy back in Denver. Just not the heat. Could sell his coffee as a clipper. Just not the heat. Maybe a buck or a blazer. Just not the heat. He says he'll play Atlanta.
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I think it's grammatical. Like, if you list the Heisman winners, you see O.J. Simpson. That one means murder.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I'm not, and I resent that implication.
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Those that use the right bathroom. Do you travel with thongs? And then what do you do when you have to leave?
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I have house slippers that I walk around in the house. I give socks to guests. because I don't want them to be bare feet. No shoes, no shoes in the house. And when people come in without socks, I buy socks. Are they like a new fresh pair and then they get to keep them? No, but you can buy them on Amazon.
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You can buy them in bulk and they're extremely cheap. I just don't want people's toes on my floor.
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Wait, these socks have grips? Yes. Yes. It's not. You can't give people slip socks. I knew exactly where he was going. That would be obviously liability. You can't have people on your floor with slip socks.
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People have a ton of fun.
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People are having a great time.
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Roy's efficiency has been off the charts. It's what I do. He dropped a title nine. Then he dropped a yep when it came to master.
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No. Definitely no.
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Don Levitard. Oh, I like firing people. So I take the opportunity to fire whenever I possibly can because I can use it as a learning experience for them and try to help them out and try to point out what they did wrong. But in this case, the employee was enough levels below where I was that I did not do the firing, but I had it done within moments of discovery.
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I'm just like firing people.
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It's just absurd. It's absurd. Stugatz. I'm talking about people who I fire who deserve it, who have done something that actively requires me to fire them. It is my unadulterated pleasure to do so. This is the Dan Labatar Show with the Stugatz.
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Tell us about the young core. That we haven't heard before.
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Thank you. Great. The Mets signed Pete Alonzo, and it was a huge win.
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God, would it be amazing if they were a state? I mean, then that would be a U.S. victory. I'm stuck on iceplex.
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Don't the Knicks practice at SUNY Purchase? No.
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I'm so glad you challenged this. Because it's not perpetual around the Elser, because if you listen to Ron McGill yesterday, they migrate here during the winter.
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I've got to look up Davion Mitchell's salary, but it might be, yes. Because we said that they had until 3 p.m. Eastern, and if they don't get below— the tax, then the whole Butler trade's a nightmare.
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I'm sorry, but make sure we speak to our Heat people. I believe what happened here is the Raptors did not want Anderson, and the Raptors knew that they had the Heat over a barrel because they had until 3 p.m. to get below, and then they upgraded to P.J. Tucker. Is there a chance that's what happened and the Heat didn't want to trade P.J.
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Steve Smith.
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Tucker, but they had to get under the line more than they wanted to keep Tucker?
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Never heard him referred to as Steven. Never heard of Steven A. Smith.
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I can't imagine PJ Tucker and his level of despondency. He's got to hate the heat now.
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Do you think he was on a plane already? PJ? If we can find out the travel of PJ Tucker.
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Was he on his way? Here? No. So he was waiting until 3 p.m.? I'm pretty sure when they do the deal, they tell him, hey, man, don't book that flight yet. You think that the Heat were already knowing that Anderson was not going to be able to be moved?
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He's the Jetsam? No. The non-Jetsam? The non-Jetsam, yes. I'm trying to be cool here. Never heard that expression before. Flotsam? You ever heard Flotsam and Jetsam? I've never heard Flotsam and Jetsam. Am I, again, the only one in the room? No, I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Oh, my God. Three times.
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Different background or no?
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It'd be the worst background I've ever seen of anyone who's been on the air. I mean, he has a parakeet jersey.
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It's not a little glove at all.
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You have a 69 jersey that you're covering with your head.
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Well, that's covering a Haslam jersey. Right. Don't you think we'd rather see the Haslam jersey than the parakeet 69? It's retired.
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Yeah. Finally, we mentioned Super Bowl.
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I just found it annoying that it's twice, two days in a row when we're trying to get going, and then he's the guy who the kids are in the car. You're ready to roll, and all of a sudden one of them says, oh, I got to go to the bathroom. He's keeping track of when you guys pee. It's too late. He knows when all of us pee.
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I wasn't looking at his pecker. You're checking it.
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I've never used the bathroom in this studio. No, I just meant in general. I sit to pee always. Really? I do not stand a urinal. This tracks. Somehow not shocking. I do not. There's too much splash potential. Wait, hold on.
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Exactly. Wait, you sit, though. You touch the seat. Oh, no. You hover? Am I the only one who squats with your thighs? To pee?
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I'm sorry. I'm not doing this, but you have contact with the public toilet seat?
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You work on that, David. Just direct it. I am surprised to hear all of your takes on this.
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that you have to use tissues on the toilet seat because you don't want to throw them into the toilet because you may clog it. And then when you're done, you just clump the tissues and put them in the waste can. So I'm always doing math. I've never been in that bathroom either.
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You will not stand in my house. You're going to hear it. I will make sure. And how do I know? Because you hear the double click up. Is no one else knowing the noise?
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
And do you like list them upon arrival? Do you have like a list on the wall? It depends on you. So when people are coming over just to pick me up, I know they're not using the restroom. I don't have to go into the restroom rules. if someone's coming over for a meal. Do you lay these rules out?
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People want communication.
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When you say, hey, I have to use the bathroom, I'll say, fine, just make sure you sit. So you don't say it until... That's what I was just trying to say.
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Not when you come in the house.
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I would be like, I need to get even with him, and this is how I'm going to do it. I am very much missing this, and I guess it's one of the issues I have.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
No problem. Where's the bathroom? It's right over there, but I would send, there's several different choices depending on what you're doing. There's a bathroom just for hand washing.
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That's called the half bath.
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This is very uncomfortable, this conversation. And I will tell you that that is a very normal thing. That when you have, for example, if there are workers... You're profiling? Hold on.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Pablo, he has a shovel. Let him dig! It's not by race. It's not by... It's by if your hands are dirty because... You're doing weeds, for example. Sure. I'm not letting you use the main. I don't mean smoking them.
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If someone needs the restroom and is cleaning something that makes them dirty, I don't want them in the nice bathroom.
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And also, I'll keep going. Kids. There's certain bathrooms for the kids to use. I don't want kids. How much money do you have?
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I've had that happen. There's a place outside. Where'd you send Greg Cody? You cannot, you cannot, if I see that, like we won't over surf. That's the thing too. What's the spot that you pick outside? Because clearly you picked a spot. So there is behind a hedge. You've been where we're talking about.
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How do you do that? Just drink responsibly. How do you do that? Wait, hold on. First of all, I'm liable. No, how do you do it? I say you can't have any more drinks. You're watching every time someone gets up to go to the kitchen? It's not hard to pay attention to 40 people.
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He's paying attention to when all of us pee. I can pay attention to a lot of people. Wait, don't criticize me for not over-serving people.
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It's not hard.
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So I host a lot. I hate hosting. I'm surprised you as a germaphobe are... People love coming over and I want people to feel welcome as long as they follow the rules.
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This is not about... I did the same when I had a two-bedroom apartment with one and a half baths. Oh my God, how'd the rules work back then? It was dicey. Pee out the window. No, there were, so I love where your head's at. New York City, in doorman buildings, there are bathrooms in the lobby.
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Plan better in advance. Pablo, somehow you can set Greenwich called and said it must be 1102 Eastern. Pablo's going pee-pee. I didn't know that about myself. It just so happens. It's been two days in a row. I just wanted you to know that whatever you were drinking, because you started today with two big cups. But it's causing you to have to go to the bathroom and slow the show.
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I'm told by many people that I do a lot of things wrong, and I was never modeled it. I had a weird—so I do a lot of things differently than most people, and I don't know why that is.
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Well, I still assume that no one would sit on a public toilet. No, no.
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I know that most of you stand, but I know that most people are not you where they can control the splash.
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It depends also the water level. There's certain bathrooms where the water level is so high that there's nothing you can do.
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Well, I'm going to make you think about him more. Do you find the Patriots dynasty more or less annoying than the now Chiefs dynasty?
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Your Wiki page says you're born in New York too, though.
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I haven't seen one yet, but I explained this to people. One of my friends was in town this weekend and I was explaining to her that when it gets below 40, the iguanas like seize and then they fall out of trees. And then we were driving around and we saw an iguana scurrying across the road right when it got warm on Saturday.
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And I was like, maybe this one just woke up and was like, whoa, what the hell happened last night? You think the iguanas that like when they unthaw, they're like, holy, holy shit, where am I?
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It's like waking up from a blackout drunk night and you're just like, how did I end up in the street?
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What was your thought process?
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Have a deal with the devil. That obviously has to factor in, right?
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I think the whole team probably.
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Yeah, that's right. Naomi Gurma is a Chelsea player, which means Naomi Gurma is now the world's most expensive player. Naomi, welcome to Chelsea. How does it feel to be here? It doesn't feel real.
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Thanks a lot, bitch.
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And she goes, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la.
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And two of them are la, la, la, la, la. It's hard.
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She's like, got it. Got it. Yeah, Jesus. You guys helped. You got popping it, popping it, Jesus. La, la, la, la, la.