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Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Yeah, it's... You just, they cannot, you can't hide that part of it.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I think he did, and he still couldn't do it, because when it's over, it's over.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
In Kabul, your wife would have to wear a head-to-toe burka every... That's on her.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
It's a sign of respect. It's the White House.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
But it's a disingenuous argument. Why is it disingenuous? Because I just told you. You said you can't live there, and I was like, here's another place.
Dan Carlin's Hardcore History
Show 72 - Mania for Subjugation II
December 7th, 1941, a date which will live
Dan Carlin's Hardcore History
Show 72 - Mania for Subjugation II
One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
Dan Carlin's Hardcore History
Show 72 - Mania for Subjugation II
I welcome this kind of examination because people have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. If we dig deep in our history and our doctrine and remember that we are not descended from fearful men.
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Episode 639: The Unsolved Murder of Melissa Witt
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Episode 639: The Unsolved Murder of Melissa Witt
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REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah. Did you see that? No. Yeah. Hillary Clinton got booed. You know, they they tied them both in saying Bill and Hillary Clinton and Mike Pence got booed by MAGA fans as they entered the Capitol Rotunda. So, you know, the event was being streamed. They moved it indoors because of the temperature and the wind and all that stuff outside.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Um, I have people telling me it was all actually for other reasons. Yeah. I was told the same. Okay. All right. Um, you know, and it wasn't just because of the weather. Um, but they moved it inside. And so they, they, what they did was they set up a bunch of different locations that were kind of just live streaming the event going on.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Um, and so, yeah, so, uh, there was a shit ton of fans, um, who were in, uh, one of the viewing locations. And when they announced her coming, I mean, it was fucking insane. Check this video out. I mean, rightfully so, right?
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
For sure. Well, the only part that I didn't like was the fact, I mean, it wasn't like they were piping the music in from the audience. So it's like they didn't know they were getting fucking booed. They're walking like their shit still doesn't stink. But... And I don't think they were booing Bill. I think he's fine. But I mean, Hillary definitely got it.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
No shit.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Oh, man.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I have to retract my statement there. Yeah. Just saying. We'll see. I mean, we'll see. So, I mean, the inauguration went smooth. Trump delivered a great speech. I mean, it was actually one of his shorter ones. But, I mean, I thought he did really, really well in the speech. A lot of stuff still on the agenda while the show's going on.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Apparently, he's set to sign over 200 executive orders on day one, which is a lot. I'll be honest. And I think here's my fear is that, like, my personal issue. I have no problem giving some criticism on Trump, okay? Well, we're going to have to.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I mean, that's what we do.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
My only issue, I mean, 200 executive orders, stuff gets lost in the sauce. You know what I'm saying? So it's like... We complained about Biden doing 48 on day one. You're doing 200. You know what I'm saying? We got to be careful, man. There's a lot of hypocrisy going on with that. So we'll see what those 200s are. We know a couple of them so far that he's talked about.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, for sure. But that's what I'm saying. Like, what is it? Yeah. What is it? We don't know all of it, but we do know a couple of those things. One of those things being he's vowing to release and declassify the JFK, RFK and MLK assassination files in a massive transparency push.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Guilty by association.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Well, I mean, listen, you know, since we're going in the deep end, I wanted to show you something.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know, I got my dot to think. You know, we talked, you know, he's been doing BJJ and stuff like that.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Dominating. Dominating.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah. But no, I've been trying to do this little dive on martial arts and the history. I mean, it's a lot of different disciplines out there. I didn't know that. Did you know that there is a special discipline of Jews with martial arts? Jews? There's Jewish martial arts. Did you know this?
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I think the other thing, too, that like it does give me hope and that, you know, Trump's going to do some do some necessary shit that needs to be done. And, you know, what I use as a sign on this is like to see the reaction of the people who have been committing these things. Right. It's like the first I want to point you to.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I'm not sure if you saw this federal employees quietly edit job descriptions to protect roles from Dodge scrutiny. This just came out from CNN a few days ago, but apparently people are going in the database. Federal employees are going in and they're changing their description of their jobs.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
changing the names of their jobs to kind of shield them from any type of scrutiny that's going to come from the new Department of Government Efficiency. So, I mean, you see stuff like this, and people are definitely freaking out because they know the fucking whip's coming. You know what I'm saying? They know it's coming. You can see it through actions like this.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Or more recently, and I know this is on everybody's, you know, they got to cover this. We're going to cover it. President Biden preemptively pardons General Mealey. Anthony Fauci, and January 6th committee members. This came out this morning, okay, hours before the inauguration. 20 minutes. Oh, no, no, no. I'm sorry. It was like 7 a.m. This was ours. His family was 20 minutes.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
But he pardoned these people at 7 a.m. this morning. Okay. Several hours before the inauguration where he completely pardoned these people. And it was a full sweeping preemptive pardon. This was the memorandum that got released at 7 a.m. this morning. And, you know, it's interesting.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
And obviously the main question here is, OK, well, I mean, if they didn't do anything illegal, what's the pardon for? Right.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Bro, watch this. This shit's crazy.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Or do we get back right on the list? I'm in January 20th. I'm going to be fine. They put us on the Jew list. Well, I don't think we're ever coming off that list. But no, dude, this is crazy. So this is Jewish martial arts. Watch this.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Well, what it was, bro, it was people who were always picked last for fucking kickball getting the fucking captain of the team spot. That's what it was. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? They fucking used it.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
And we were right about fucking all of it. Bro, I mean, listen, I remember firsthand because I had my first daughter during the COVID shit. They almost didn't let me see my daughter during the delivery room. Bro.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
No, you didn't. You created more poverty. Well, the thing that was interesting, too, with these pardons that he put out, specifically on this first set, in the memo he says, in certain cases, quote, in certain cases, some have even been threatened with criminal prosecutions. Who has been threatening him with criminal prosecutions? Because like Trump hasn't showed his cards on this at all.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Not fucking once. You know what I'm saying? Like who's threatening him? Nobody's threatening. There's been no fucking filing of documentation.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
The people have for sure. The people have for sure. But there hasn't been any official fucking documents that have been entered. You know what I'm saying? Nobody's actually started the processes on this. You're preemptively pardoning these people for stuff that apparently they didn't do at all.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
One of the other pardons, I don't know if you saw this one, but one of the other pardons, he pardoned that Capitol Hill cop that shot and killed Ashley Babbitt. He put he put him into the sweeping preemptive pardons. And then minutes before the inauguration, as you alluded to, Biden announced blanket pardon for his brother, James, burying family influence peddling probe for good.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Even if all of that was true, knowing what we know, With the shit that these people have done, fuck those pardons. Yeah, I agree. Fuck them. They mean absolutely nothing.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I agree.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
And tripled it.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Fucking quadrupled it, bro. Yeah.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
it's insane man so i mean a lot to still come i know with the pardon situation i don't think melania trump is is thinking about pardons right now she doesn't i don't think they're trying to kill a fucking husband i don't think donald trump is either dude i think we're gonna see some fucking some head whacking happen here bro you know i was watching when i was watching the speech you know and you see the crowd stand up and shit and you look in the behind them and you see fucking the biden you see the obamas and
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You see the fucking Clintons and shit. Yeah. Part of me was just hoping, bro, that Trump would just be like, you know what, and we're going to start. Arrest them all. We're going to start right now. Like, bro, I was praying for that.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
It might still be my, you know, tin hat, tinfoil hat stuff, but man.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Oh, they're so nasty. Oh, man.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I hope not, man.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Well, I think the important thing, and you talk about this a lot too, man. Like, I mean, just on some real like truth here. You know what I'm saying? It's okay to make a mistake, but you got to learn from it. You know what I'm saying? I think that's one thing. I mean, he's admitted that. You know what I'm saying? It's like there's things that I didn't know.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Right there. I mean, Elon Musk, you can't really hard him too much. No, but that's fucking Google, dude. Google. Meta. Fuck, it's all there. You know? So, I mean, listen, America is back maybe.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I thought it was cool, man. It's a nice little discipline, dude. It's cool. You can find those disciplines in all parts of the world.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Down in the comments, let us know what you guys think. With that being said, let's go cruise some of these comments. This first comment comes from Michael Apurek. Aprilwack? Aprilwick?
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
yep he says uh five foot five guy here can't confirm we're mad all the time well at least he's honest is what it is yep all right uh appreciate you mike yep sorry i make shoes for that yeah next one uh this next one oh man i almost read this one wrong stiff sock 201 stiff sock Why is that your username, bro? What is that? Stiff Sock? I don't know.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Let's see what he's got to say. Stiff Sock 201, he says, it is, what's that, 1004. My wife is Italian-Brazilian. She's the love of my life. She's beautiful, smart, hardworking, and, again, beautiful. She's right behind me holding a cast iron pan. What? I love her very much. I'm so lucky to have her. She's got retard strength. She is a fantastic cook and is one of the most creative people I know.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
If I said anything bad, she's going to beat me with that retard strength and cast iron pan. I love her very much.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, fuck it. All right.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
blink twice yeah let's do a courtesy check on him welfare check yeah man all right uh last one uh this is uh from uh at beekeeping 69 uh he says uh down to gas station rhino pill with the great first form energy and got my shit looking like mike tyson's neck ready to pedal fit out my hellcat not registered bro what is wrong with these people man i don't know That's an interesting combo.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Did you write this comment? No.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
No.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Our people are interesting, man. Yep. They're interesting. Guys, we do appreciate you, though. We appreciate you for being real-ass fans. Keep liking, commenting. Make sure you guys are subscribed and hit that bell notification to stay up to date with the latest episodes from Real AF. With that being said, let's keep this cruise moving.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
We're going to do a little – let's go back in time a little bit because we've got to cover these. We didn't get a chance to last week. Some of the nomination hearings were interesting. A lot of good stuff. There was some weird stuff going on, though. I want to go first. Did you see this senator down in Georgia?
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
He's a state senator for Georgia who was basically the leader trying to get Fannie Willis out of the prosecutions and stuff like that for Trump. He got assaulted and arrested while trying to enter the Georgia House chambers. Did you see this? Mm-hmm. This is interesting. And I got some thoughts on this, but but let's dive into this. So he posted this this tweet.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Senator Colton Moore, Senator Colton Moore, exposed and defeated corrupt district attorney Fannie Willis last year, has been arrested by the anti-Trump speaker of the House. Colton is being held in the same Atlanta jail as President Trump. This was tweeted from his profile. We are working to ensure his expedient release.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Please pray for all of those standing up for our freedom and peace for all Georgians. Team Moore. Here's the clip. Check this out.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
They arrested this guy. Really? I mean, he's an elected member of Georgia.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
That's what I'm saying. And nobody talked about this. That's why I'm like, I saw him. I'm like, what the fuck is going on down in Georgia right now? I don't know. I don't know. That's weird, though. It's weird, man.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Bro, I would have. Self-defense. Yeah. But you got to be careful what you're doing in there. I also wanted to bring in, too, we talked about it a little bit, Pam Bondi. I know our buddy Eric Schmidt's a big fan of her. I know they've worked closely. When he was the AG here, she was the AG of Florida. There was some cool dialogues. I didn't know much about her, to be honest. I really didn't.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
But I watched through some of her nomination hearings, and I thought she was pretty cool. Let's check this clip out. This was one of her exchanges. This happened last week. Check this out.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, you know what I mean? I don't know. I thought that was pretty fucking cool. She seems like a good pick. She seems reasonable. Other things that are going on.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah. That's true. You know, fuck. That's true. Now, I mean, the other reason I wanted to bring her up too though is because, you know, we talk about this accountability part. She's going to be crucial in that. You know what I'm saying? As the federal AG, I mean, she's going to be very, very crucial in that process. And so it's going to be interesting to see.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I mean, I don't know if this is more of like a where your loyalties lie type of thing, but I don't think these are like traditional times, bro. I don't think so either. You know, and so it's like you can't use traditional methods. I agree. And you can't go through traditional means.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, that's right. Fuck you. Bullshit. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. So, I mean, it's going to be very, very, very interesting to see what she does, man, and how she reacts. Yeah. And that's what they were trying to grill her on. I don't think it worked. I mean, I think she held her on, and she's in. So we'll see. Like I said, I just want to do a little quick follow-up on that. That's headline number two.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Not too much there. But let's go to our third and final headline. We're going to go travel the world a little bit, check out some other places. But headline number three. This is an interesting one. I'm going to show you this, okay? And then I want us to guess what happens next. OK, headline number three is Pope Francis. Resistance to immigration is a primal reaction. Okay.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
It is.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Pope Francis has reiterated his call for a more welcoming attitude towards migrants, insisting everyone has the right to dream of a better future.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
He says certain populist political regimes, as well as certain liberal economic approaches, maintain that an influx of migrants is to be prevented at all costs. Pope's laments in a new encyclical letter titled Brothers All, meaning the great numbers of lives are at stake.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
No, and listen, it's embracing.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
He says he wants to ask everyone to move beyond those primal reactions because there is a problem when doubt and fears conditions our way of thinking and acting to the point of making us intolerant, closed, and perhaps even without realizing it racist, he warns. In his way, fear deprives us of the desire and the ability to encounter the other. What do you think happens next?
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Lift it up. Yo, man, listen, guys, we got a lot of stuff to cover today on this beautiful, sunny Monday. Got a lot of stuff to dive into. Remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfersella.com. You guys can find them all linked there. You want to do this, Cruz? Yeah. All right. Seatbelts on. I'm ready. We're rolling. Let's go. Headline number one.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Well, that's funny because, you know, the migrants tried to do that. You know what happened?
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Vatican promises stiff penalties for illegal aliens crossing its border.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Right.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, we gotta welcome everybody, and then they double their fucking arm security.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
How does that work? They're liars. It's so crazy to me.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Right. Right. Well, you know, I saw this thing a while ago. It was like the most popular baby boy name in Ireland is right now. Muhammad. Muhammad. Yeah. It's been that way for years. What?
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know what I'm saying? Like, it's just crazy. Now. We got the Vatican doing this back and forth.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
What's the point of it then? Yeah, I agree with you. Now, some places, you know, we will say this. There are some places that you're starting to see, and I don't know if this is tied into DJT being back in and they know that, you know, how we're going to be handling the shit here. But you do see some other countries starting to wake up. Right. Let's go to Sweden first. Here come the deportation.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Sweden to change constitution and remove citizenship from fraudulent migrants and threats to the state. There's a new word on the street. OK, they don't want to use deportation anymore. They're saying remigration is what what they're now calling it. And there's a strong trend in Europe against not only illegals, but also non assimilating or criminal migrants who have already obtained citizenship.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
So while the European establishment is going mad over Germans, AFD's electoral chances, some other political actors that are already in power are also advancing in this issue with vigor. Sweden has just made a promise. The current government announced yesterday that
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
this is back on the 15th, that it will change the Constitution so as to take away passports from people who got their citizenship by fraudulent means or else are a threat to the state. So they're about to start doing this mass remigration in Sweden. Isn't that the home of the WEF as well? No, that's Switzerland. Switzerland, okay. Yeah, Davos. They all look the same.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Obviously, it's Trump's inauguration day, also known apparently as Liberation Day, as he coined it, a.k.a. Yeah. A lot of stuff happening. Want to cover firstly. Get your take on this before we even dive really into any of that. His official inaugural portrait portrait got released. Uh, and, uh, it was, it was definitely interesting.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
They protect it.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
They protect themselves, man.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
That's really what it is. I know. I know it is. And you know, the fucked up thing is on top of all of that, you know, it's like these countries, you know, obviously America, they tried it. You know, it doesn't work too much because we have guns. We are able to protect ourselves so far.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know, but they punish these people that are speak like, you know, that are simply speaking out their frustrations about this shit. Fucking Europe, they're putting them in prison. Look, in Germany, okay, so the AFD chapter in German city, they were distributing these flyers that are made to look like one-way deportation tickets. And now everybody's in a fucking meltdown.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
They're trying to fucking jail these people for this. This is crazy. So German elections, there's coming up in February of this year. OK, all the parties are campaigning hard and all that good stuff. There's the Alternative for Germany Party, the AFD, and they have started pushing out these flyers that look like this. We're looking like this, right?
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
And... Bro, people... I'm not going to say people because I know the people of Germany are with it because most likely AFD is going to win the election, right? Because, again, the people are fed up of the bullshit. They're trying to jail these people right now. The people that are part of AFD party, they're trying to throw them in jail for doing this.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
A lot of people obviously picked up on it saying that it, uh, drew some comparisons to his 2023 mugshot photo. Um, so this is his official, uh, presidential photo. Now, obviously this is the mugshot. Um, I mean, does this, I don't know. I saw that. I'm like, yeah, this dude means business. Yeah. Is that, is that okay? Okay. Yeah.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, right.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
It's a simple question.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Well, and more, not even just advocating, Andy. I mean, you look at the shit that they do. I mean, we're talking about this mass illegal influx of criminals we have in this country. But when they put these bills out, when our government, our own government tried to put these bills out, you know what I'm saying, to get rid of these people and the legal routes and ways to do it.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know, House passed this bill to deport illegal aliens who sexually assault women and abuse children.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Now, with all of that, one of the things that Donald Trump did push out.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
It needs to end. It needs to. Yeah. Here's the other thing, too. People are waking up to it. It's not going to be pretty, though. And that's what people have to come to terms with. This shit ain't going to be pretty.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
um today donald trump president trump um i'm sure you saw this but he put in a national emergency today right that that just got put in um on the southern border and he did a couple of things with that he designated the cartel as a terrorist organization great right that opens up resources and other tools that we can use with those uh those people because the shit that they're doing is it's it's unreal on american soil yeah on american soil yes
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
We are invaded. I mean, there's a war happening in our country. You got to handle it. But he put this in. And, you know, so we'll see what happens with this. You know, but he did put it in. So, I mean, it opens up money, all of that stuff. Let's check the clip out from President Trump. There's his album.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
The Pope tried to, you know, after he made that speech, he takes this picture. There's one woman. There's like 15 people in that picture. There's one woman. Bro. Let them in. And then you double up security. Like, come on, man. Like I said, the shit's not going to be pretty. It ain't going to be pretty to look at, but you got to get over it. I think it'll be pretty.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I mean, it won't be palatable to some people.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, 100%, man.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
The only thing I'll say on that, man, is like, you know, because they asked him.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Well, I'll say this. I mean, it's very clear he's still holding his cards, right? Because when he was signing the nominations, right, and getting these people into his cabinet, one of the journalists, she tried to ask him, like, hey, what do you think about Biden's pardons and stuff? He's like, we're not going to talk about that right now.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
He's holding his cards.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
We'll see. Guys, it's time to get to our final segment of the show as always. Thumbs up or dumb as fuck. I brought two of our favorite things we like to cover for these sections. It involves bears and Indians.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Like Indian Indians. Like Tonto? No, like Zeeshan. Oh, okay.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Right, right. Those kind. Yeah. Our favorite kind. They're good people. Yeah. Good people. Funny. Funny, smart. Heartworking. And apparently they'll do anything to protect their fields. So our thumbs up, or dumb as fuck headline reads, fed up farmers in India have started wearing bear costumes to protect crops from monkeys. Fucking monkeys.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I think they mean some business. Could you imagine being one of these, like one of those far left people that participated in all this shit that somehow still weaseled themselves into, you know, federal agencies, right? And then this gets hung up and you know all the shit you've done and you got to look at that.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
And all you got to do to solve them is dress up like a bear. Dress up like a bear to get rid of that monkey infestation you got.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's not fine. Well, I mean, they've had to resort to this. It's fine. What caused them to resort to it? Well, listen, let's dive into this. Let's dive into it. Let's try it. All right. Let's get into it. All right. So farmers have been dressing up in bear costumes to scare monkeys and protect their crops.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
The farmers based in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh began wearing the costumes while patrolling their fields last month. Villagers pulled money together to purchase a bear costume, which the farmers take turns to wear. You think they wash it in between turds? Oh, fuck no. Oh, no, no. No, you got to keep the sense. The musk. The musk, so the monkeys know. Yeah, it's a real bear. It builds up.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
That's right. Right, you can't wash it. Man, I'm fucking around. You can't wash it. It's a real Indian bear. Well, so fun fact, I didn't even know India had bears. I didn't either. I had no idea. You know what I'm saying?
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah. I thought like, you know, they were scared because like, oh, there's something they've never seen before. No, but they actually do exist. This is the picture of an Indian sloth bear.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Okay. But yeah, so the farmers, they've been putting their money together, working as a community. You know, it's a lot of them in those communities that work together. Yeah.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
So it's not hard to come together and get up five bucks for an outfit. So I have a picture here of one of these farmers in the bear costume. Here's the picture. Shut the fuck up, dude.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
That looks like if Shane Gillis was a bear.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, that looks scary. That looks like one of the people. Yeah, it does. But apparently it works. It works. So, you know, these monkeys have been a problem. So if you guys have a monkey problem at home, just get a bear costume. Just get a bear costume. Apparently it does work. Keep the monkeys away from your shit. Yep. They won't steal anything. True.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
What? Listen, this is groundbreaking shit. They're doing it over there. I'm sure it'll work everywhere. Bro, some of those monkeys get mean, though. Have you seen the videos and clips that are snatching the kids and shit and stealing their purses and stuff?
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
No, it's real stuff.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
No, bro. You guys have seen the clips. Okay. We're like the tourists. It's like, like China has this problem bad too. Right. Like little bamboos and stuff. They'd be stealing. Like if you're a tourist, you know, they come up and try to take pictures and the fucking monkeys like beat the shit out of them and steal their stuff. So just, just wear a bear costume.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
it's good to get them right it's work it's working here i mean it's working in india is it working apparently i mean they're running off you know the monkeys see that this is a picture uh of the monkeys in the field and they see that they see that they take one look like nope don't want none of that and uh apparently i don't know that either yeah so uh yeah indian farmers Fixing shit.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know what I'm saying? Innovation. Innovation. A for effort. Solving serious problems. It's a real problem. It's a real problem. Yeah, man. What do we got? What do we got on this? I say thumbs up for innovation. Yeah. Listen, they got to protect their stuff. You know, they got to protect their stuff. I will say this, though.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Now that I'm looking at the bear picture again, the actual bear picture, you got the ears right. Go back. Ears are right. Sort of. But I mean, everything else is bad. But A for effort, man. A for effort. What do you give it? I give it thumbs up. I like it. For what? I mean, if it solves a problem. What problem is it solving? The monkey stealing the props. The monkey infestation.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know, usually, you know, usually, historically, you know, I give it thumbs up for innovation.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
All right, guys. Andy, that's all I got. All right, dopey up. Share the show.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
We got those in there. Oh, you do? Yeah, he's not even talking about them. Not yet. Not yet. Yeah. Which tells me there's something still planned. Yeah, we'll talk about it.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
100%. I got the same vibe from that. I like J.D. Vance's too, though. J.D. Vance is a cool dude. He just seems like a regular guy. Yeah, he's pretty sharp. He's smart as shit. He's pretty sharp, dude. He's smart.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Which is, I think is what's necessary. We need younger people. Of course. Running the country, bro. This country was not built by fucking 80 year olds. It just wasn't.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know, if I think 40, that 40 year age, that's a good start.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know, 40, 60. Yeah, for sure. But yeah. So you got President Donald Trump. He's back in, man. The Don is back. Yeah. So they got officially sworn in today at noon Eastern time. Now, we know his cabinet picks. I got a bunch of them. We've covered a lot of their selections here on the show in the past couple of months. Pete Hexeth, he got the defense secretary position.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Tulsi Gabbard, she's going to be over DNI. Kash Patel, FBI director. John Ratcliffe for CIA. I mean, a lot of good picks on here. A lot of good names on here. Pat Bondi, she killed it. We'll cover her a little bit later in the show as well. You know, but it's been a very eventful day so far.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
So, you know, part of the ceremonies and, you know, kind of, you know, charades that happens during these days. You know, Donald Trump, he arrives at the White House, gets greeted by the outgoing president. Joe Biden had two words for him. I don't know if you saw this little interaction. This was interesting. Let's check this clip out. Trump pulls up. Welcome home. Fucking piece of shit.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
It's going to be great, dude. I mean, it's a lot of good stuff. A lot of interesting stuff to cover with the whole inauguration stuff going on. But yeah, man. It's a big day in America. It's a big day in America. Yeah. But yeah, pay the fee, guys.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Dude, Melania looked like she was standing on business today, too.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
It's just gross. Yeah. Now, you brought up Melania's fit. There was definitely some interesting outfits. People have been hearing there on her fit.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Share the show. Don't be a hoe.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
We're not going to go deep. I did just want to bring this up because, I mean, you do talk about this. I know we got a lot of young men listeners. And you do talk about presence and how you carry yourself. And, you know, bro, you can get snazzy. You know what I'm saying? It's important. Did you see Senator John Fetterman?
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Bro.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
You know what I'm saying? It's just like you're a grown-ass man, bro. And you're walking up with fucking shorts and fucking on clouds. Yeah. To a presidential inauguration. Yeah. And you said front fucking row.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah. No, it's a joke.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I think that's really what it comes down to, too. I don't know. That's all the fashion I got for you on that. Now, I do want to bring this up, too, because we have talked about this man many times. And we've been talking about his kind of turn, not this man, another guy I'm about to show you. We've been talking about his kind of turnaround. He's coming around the corner a little bit.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
He's been doing some BJJ. We're talking about Mark Zuckerberg. I think he's finally went over that hump. He's definitely taking some testosterone or something.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Bro, he wouldn't have done that two years ago. You know what I'm saying? This is a different Zuck. Zuck's ready to fuck. That's what it is. The testosterone's flowing.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I think Bezos, yeah, by a lot.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
buy a lot yeah i think because of facebook most of their inventory i mean most of their like uh their money is just like ad money you know i'm saying bezos i mean he's got i bet i bet he's gonna yell that when he gets home who is that oh for sure yeah i mean but listen i mean you know it's hard to to not look at stuff you don't got you know i mean it's just what they're they're definitely on display well that's the other piece i mean i think that was a little trashy on her end
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, well, you know, you're going to a fucking president's inauguration. Got lace front. Got your titties out. Yeah, like, come on. Yeah, here's a video.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
The video's funny.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, man. I thought that was cool.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Yeah, I thought that was funny, though. But other things were going on. So you got the inauguration, right? A bunch of people were there. Bezos was there. Zuck's obviously there. A lot of celebrities. Heads of states from other countries were there. You got Mad Dog Hillary Clinton. I was shocked to see her there. I was shocked when they brought her out. Well, she knows she got booed. Oh, she did.
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830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
you know for a second there i almost wanted to live out the stereotype i'm supposed to and go to jail well it's not too late i mean we figured something true this is true but there was like something we just got to accuse you of something you don't actually have to be guilty it's true because you're black there was just something in me that was like i gotta go to jail yeah you know yeah well it's in your it's in your gene it's in my dna yeah you know so i just you know i don't want to let nobody down you know i got a little bit of that too that's how i got on the list with you bro
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We were really just thinking, you know, that she would come home or she was with somebody. What happened to Heather is awful, and I wouldn't want it to happen to anybody else. And so with that person still out there, still able to harm other people... It's horrific to think about. I hope people remember Heather as somebody who
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has, you know, persevered and somebody who always wore a smile and can make people laugh.
Serialously with Annie Elise
233: Slenderman Stabber Release, 25 Year Old Goes Missing on Ring Camera, TikTok Ban, & BF Charged With GF Murder
Did you feel bad? No, just... Stay up with your best friends.
Serialously with Annie Elise
233: Slenderman Stabber Release, 25 Year Old Goes Missing on Ring Camera, TikTok Ban, & BF Charged With GF Murder
It was weird that you didn't feel remorse?
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#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
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The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
Tell us if this is actually chicken that you're serving me.
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
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The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
That's a minor inconvenience. You're going too crazy, I think.
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
Why is that made? You're saying they can never enjoy a meal again?
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
What about every time you want to order a drink, your first initial drink that you want, they never have?
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#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
I don't mind that. Actually, no, that's annoying.
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#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
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The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
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#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
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#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
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#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
Realistically, what I would give someone I hate probably is they never catch a green light. Always red light.
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#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
Have you ever hit a pothole and your car just went, not today?
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#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
What about every time you want to watch a show or a streaming service, you have to re-sign in?
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
Oh, yeah. Oh my God. Like, when you're trying to watch a show, it just always buffering.
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#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
Maybe you get a couple spurts, like every two minutes it starts buffering.
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#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
After like 20 times, I can't keep going.
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
Every time you try to throw something in the garbage, you miss.
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
I feel like after the 40th miss, I'd be like, there's something.
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#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
You always miss phone calls on the first ring.
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
Your mom has to call you twice for you to be able to pick it up.
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
I got just a constant little pebble in your shoe.
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
You feel it with your tongue, you try to pick it with your finger, like, is this the right tooth?
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
I just want to give this person just a leak somewhere. Just a tiny little leak.
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
No, not an internal leak. No, like the faucet. It's just always dripping. A drippy faucet.
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
I also have one. I have an ant problem right now.
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
I'd be like, yo, what the fuck? You know what I'd do if it was Joe? I would just say every day you just see a cockroach. In your apartment.
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
What about every time you have to drive somewhere, you have to stop for gas?
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
Or just pair it with even train tracks. Every inconvenience on transport happens.
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
I would say the person who I hate, I would give them every first date at least. If we're keeping first date, they just forget their wallet. Oh my, dude, that's major.
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
You don't understand. My coworker I hated cursed me. I forget it every time. I forget it every time.
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
Every time you pick up a cardboard box, you get a little paper cup.
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
I would want to think the person I hate is getting it harder than that. A little worse than that.
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
That's pretty major, no? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just had something. Oh, oh. Every time you set an alarm clock, it doesn't go off.
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
Every time you take a mode of transportation, you have an overly chatty person next to you.
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
No, I'm saying planes, you know, all of them. An Uber.
The Basement Yard
#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences
Dude. Where she pulls it out. Where does she pull it out?
The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose
But it was all fun. It was just bros hanging and... It's just pranking the guys.
The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose
When they pull it up on the Jumbotron and it's just like, happy birthday to Sue and Ben and Leslie! Ben's got a question. Michelle, will you marry me?
The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose
And then backing up and being like, will you marry me right now?
The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose
I mean, old bag, you know? Now you're so cold. Hell yeah!
The Ben Shapiro Show
Ben Shapiro’s Most OVERRATED Films
They're probably abducting black people, brainwashing them, and making them slaves.
The Ben Shapiro Show
Ben Shapiro’s Most OVERRATED Films
Have you ever seen a dead dog flopping on down the road?
The Ben Shapiro Show
Ben Shapiro’s Most OVERRATED Films
This candy, it's cheap candy, but I love it ever since I was a kid.
The Brett Cooper Show
JoJo Siwa Changes Her Sexuality & Dylan Mulvaney FLEES America | Episode 26
And then recently I've had my partner, this best friend, and through them I've also met 20 people who are identified as non-binary, which is just like, I'm not that, I'm not that, so I just am. I don't know, it's, I feel like them, you know what I mean? I feel like that group of people. You're just who you are. I just am.
The Brett Cooper Show
JoJo Siwa Changes Her Sexuality & Dylan Mulvaney FLEES America | Episode 26
I just don't want to say it and then realize that it's not and take away from people who are.
The Brett Cooper Show
JoJo Siwa Changes Her Sexuality & Dylan Mulvaney FLEES America | Episode 26
Go for it.
The Brett Cooper Show
JoJo Siwa Changes Her Sexuality & Dylan Mulvaney FLEES America | Episode 26
Well, close your eyes.
The Brett Cooper Show
JoJo Siwa Changes Her Sexuality & Dylan Mulvaney FLEES America | Episode 26
Yeah, you have to cover it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: I'm Here, I've Lived, How About You?
How about you? How about me? How about my notes? That was great. Goosebumps. I like to be directed. I like to be led.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Buden It!
You had the chicken bacon ranch. I had the Italian.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Buden It!
I'm glad it would have been more like your ally.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Buden It!
Wow. Yeah. It's a success that makes the name. The Bood. Belichick. The Bood.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Buden It!
This is the only audience that doesn't respect him at all. No, they respect him, but they know he's got deficiencies in other places.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Buden It!
They're just there to just bully him at all stops. He is so respected elsewhere.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Ja, ich habe es. Du nicht? Gib mir noch ein paar Momente. Das Gold-Metal-Spiel gegen Kanada. Ich habe Lake Placid, eine kleine Stadt, die ich Lake Placid nennen mag. Der 96. Weltcup-Hockey.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Ja, auf jeden Fall. Lead Briscoe, vielen Dank.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
How do you know that exact date? You don't know. You don't know how to do anything. How do you know that exact date? You weirdo.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
We start with laughter and then eventually you just get enraged and start screaming at me in front of everybody. It happens every time. And the audience is tired of how abusive you are to me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
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The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
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The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
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The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
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The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
I wish I could see that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
It's terrible. The audio is great. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
This is the Don Labatar Show with the Stoogads.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
You can't do this. You cannot.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
We have confirmed that Rusty Staub did die that day, and we actually have sound. Billy was in the stadium on the phone with our show when this home run happened.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
Jose Ureña standing at the back of the mound. He reaches down. He's rubbing some dirt and rosin on his hands, and here we go. Now he's writing something on the mound with his fingers next to the logo. I can't see what he's writing. All right. Oh, here we go. And the windup and the pitch. Oh, God. A home run on the first pitch of the season.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
Oh, my God. Welcome, Derek Jeter. And that concludes our Marlins coverage for the season.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
The best part is you could so clearly hear the bat on the ball. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
Tim, I want to ask you, I know how much you love pitching matchups. You look every day to find little word plays with the pitching matchups. I want you to remind the people how excited you got when the Dodgers played the Nationals and it was Dustin May versus Mackenzie Gore.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
Oh, God, this is so bad. Tim, always good to be able to talk baseball with you. If you had to bet who is better at getting something done for their friend, would it be Stugatz or Dan?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
I mean, all those things. The final out thing. He knows what every baseball card looked like. He could tell you the umpire's number.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
I hope he gets this wrong. He's thinking about it. I don't need to think about it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
I'm not going to take a quiz. Look, this is his angry side again. When he doesn't know something, he lashes out, and all of a sudden he gets defensive. We get it. You don't know. August 9, 1993. Okay.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
Because you're imagining him doing it in his suit?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
Quick aside, just to close the loop. My father-in-law often told me I look like Rusty Staub.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
What's Buck Showalter's birthday? Huh.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
He was more confident, too.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
Oh, my God. What is that picture, Zas? Yeah, that's pretty close. That was after a Panther loss in the Stanley Cup playoffs. I know exactly what it was.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
You were the cow at a moment.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
We have a few submissions here, Tim. Tim, have you ever sent food back at a restaurant?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
I didn't know that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
Useless. I was looking for white guys.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
Well, he remembers a lot of them. People walk up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
We had one of those.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
Tim, three hours, three times a week you're driving for that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
Tim, what's something the first few weeks of the season that you think you're second guessing? I thought this going into the year, but now I've seen something and I'm thinking differently about it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
Are the Braves struggling the biggest surprise of the season? I'm sorry? Is the Braves struggling so far early in the season the biggest surprise?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
Hey, Tim, always a pleasure to be able to talk baseball with you. Have you ever asked a friend to help you get tickets or something?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
Minor penalty, two minutes for lying.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
The worst part of the life of what?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
Classic duck. He's just a guy, I believe is what he called him. Just a guy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
What did you say about Indiana basketball?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
See, fat Dan never. You never played the game, Dan. You didn't. Crumb stains.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
Game time definitely has the best deal. No. See, that's the thing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
I get what you're trying to say, Dan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
That's correct. It's easier. The add-on ask is easier than just a different ask. Yeah, but Dan doesn't want Zaslo sitting next to him and his wife.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
The best! He's the guy, as soon as the music starts, he calls out what song it is. Oh, that's this song. It's playing right here. Alive.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
Dan, you don't know how rare this song is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
Nice to know Dan has a guy, though. I'm going to keep that in my back pocket for a rainy day. I'm not likely to ask on your behalf. You're way down. I'll tell you. Just in my back pocket. Dan, it's for my daughter. She really wants to go. I wish I knew that during Taylor Swift time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
People think that about me, so I can just imagine for you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
Who's the most shameless person that asks you the most that you never ask for?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
Two Americas, am I right, Roy? Yep. We don't know, Seth.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
Yeah. No check bags, though, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
Just picture your indifferent Uber driver just like, I don't care, man.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
You know when you know your Uber driver knows what he's doing? It's when he's at a traffic light and he's looking ahead in traffic. He's scanning on the map. He's like, what other routes can we take here? He's planning. He's not following ways. He's like, I know these streets. He knows the shortcuts.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
I feel like the door closing of an airplane is not as dramatic as they make it seem in movies. Like in Home Alone, there's like that scene where the door is shutting.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
And Mitch Marner has zero shots in the last two games.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
Also a lot of inner thigh in his promo for it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
Oh. So I just noticed that the audio I sent you on that first one, completely horrid. So we're going to do this one. I hope it sounds better. This is Cynthia, by the way. Hey, Cynthia. Hi. Ready for Cynthia. So yeah, really, we'll sing it again right now. Really, it goes...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
Yeah, I don't know why the audio on the other one came out so bad. Probably because of Bluetooth. and cars, and now I know not to do that. So thank you for being the guinea pig. All right, have a good one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
The arms race in NIL for softball is insane.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
Is he American? Yeah. Mackie Samuskiewicz. No, there's no way.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
They literally worked on that play in training camp, Dan.
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The Big Suey: Stick-and-Pickin' with Dane Brugler
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The Big Suey: Stick-and-Pickin' with Dane Brugler
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The Big Suey: Stick-and-Pickin' with Dane Brugler
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Stick-and-Pickin' with Dane Brugler
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Stick-and-Pickin' with Dane Brugler
I've done it. And now, here's the marching band to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GOOD FOLLOW - Caitlin Clark Effect, Brittney Sykes Joins the Show + Juju Watkins, SC vs Texas, NWSL Kits & More
Yeah. No, I completely feel that wholeheartedly. And actually, we're here right now in Miami at Unrivaled. I mean, why was this the right place for you to be right now?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GOOD FOLLOW - Caitlin Clark Effect, Brittney Sykes Joins the Show + Juju Watkins, SC vs Texas, NWSL Kits & More
Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GOOD FOLLOW - Caitlin Clark Effect, Brittney Sykes Joins the Show + Juju Watkins, SC vs Texas, NWSL Kits & More
Can I guess one?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GOOD FOLLOW - Caitlin Clark Effect, Brittney Sykes Joins the Show + Juju Watkins, SC vs Texas, NWSL Kits & More
Ryan? Ryan?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GOOD FOLLOW - Caitlin Clark Effect, Brittney Sykes Joins the Show + Juju Watkins, SC vs Texas, NWSL Kits & More
And she got size.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GOOD FOLLOW - Caitlin Clark Effect, Brittney Sykes Joins the Show + Juju Watkins, SC vs Texas, NWSL Kits & More
Right.
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GOOD FOLLOW - Caitlin Clark Effect, Brittney Sykes Joins the Show + Juju Watkins, SC vs Texas, NWSL Kits & More
Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GOOD FOLLOW - Caitlin Clark Effect, Brittney Sykes Joins the Show + Juju Watkins, SC vs Texas, NWSL Kits & More
Right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GOOD FOLLOW - Caitlin Clark Effect, Brittney Sykes Joins the Show + Juju Watkins, SC vs Texas, NWSL Kits & More
Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GOOD FOLLOW - Caitlin Clark Effect, Brittney Sykes Joins the Show + Juju Watkins, SC vs Texas, NWSL Kits & More
Are you enjoying the three-on-three format? Do you think you shine more here or more in a five-on-five?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GOOD FOLLOW - Caitlin Clark Effect, Brittney Sykes Joins the Show + Juju Watkins, SC vs Texas, NWSL Kits & More
Period.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GOOD FOLLOW - Caitlin Clark Effect, Brittney Sykes Joins the Show + Juju Watkins, SC vs Texas, NWSL Kits & More
Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GOOD FOLLOW - Caitlin Clark Effect, Brittney Sykes Joins the Show + Juju Watkins, SC vs Texas, NWSL Kits & More
Do you ever get nervous?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GOOD FOLLOW - Caitlin Clark Effect, Brittney Sykes Joins the Show + Juju Watkins, SC vs Texas, NWSL Kits & More
When, like right before the game?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GOOD FOLLOW - Caitlin Clark Effect, Brittney Sykes Joins the Show + Juju Watkins, SC vs Texas, NWSL Kits & More
Right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GOOD FOLLOW - Caitlin Clark Effect, Brittney Sykes Joins the Show + Juju Watkins, SC vs Texas, NWSL Kits & More
Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GOOD FOLLOW - Caitlin Clark Effect, Brittney Sykes Joins the Show + Juju Watkins, SC vs Texas, NWSL Kits & More
Yeah. I know you're happy to see Shakira healthy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GOOD FOLLOW - Caitlin Clark Effect, Brittney Sykes Joins the Show + Juju Watkins, SC vs Texas, NWSL Kits & More
Yeah. Because game recognize game.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I have an award for Pablo for starting the show with an interesting and new take on the Luka Doncic trade. That's not sarcasm. It was good job. Good job.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Okay, back to what you were saying, because I saw that quote too, and I thought it was real, and I was really embarrassed for 10 seconds, and now I'm unembarrassed. But I also thought, Dan, if he were here...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Although I am taller than 65 inches. By a lot? Yeah. If you're 65 inches, then yes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
We need to give David an award.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
This shirt only comes tucked. It's a bodysuit. It takes a very long time for me to pee now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Award to the NFL for solving racism. Yes. They did it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Juju, was Asia Wilson a hard launch? That was like a medium soft launch, right? Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
No jump shots. Oh, yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Weren't those trampoline parks, like... Yeah. People are just tearing ligaments left and right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Knock on wood, I've taken my daughter to those trampoline parks, never seen an ambulance. And there's always hundreds of kids.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Never seen an ambulance.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
They just put them straight in the hearse. I would think once a day, someone's tearing something and there's an ambulance coming.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
That's a place where you're signing waivers, though, right, Chris?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Oh, yeah. You're not suing them. There's a whole line for the waiver part before you get to the pay part.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Not fun. They have six ACLs. Kids thing is fun for adults. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I do like doing Papa Shot of Chuck E. Cheese. I do like an arcade, because I can do, let me get the card for a second.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
At the trampoline park, I take my daughter to. They have, like, an American gladiator thing where you walk out on, like, the thing and you're battling with someone. Some aggressive. That's always where I'm at, just watching those kids. The parents are getting mad at other parents' kids. Like, he's hitting. You're supposed to push. I got you over there with.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I'm putting odds on every matchup for you.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Can I say something about our last interview that I've been thinking about for 10 minutes now?
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I don't like when adult sports fans bark.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
What's the setting that it's appropriate?
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I mean, if kids do it, I'm not going to be like, oh, like, well, I don't like kids.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
And in reality, though, maybe 18, maybe we'll just say the cough is college age. I don't know. It's like Georgia games, Browns games. Like, those are the places where you get barked at the most.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
This isn't like a surprise to anyone.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Three-point stance guy. At a bar.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Wait, at a bar? What's he say?
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
He's getting into a stance at a bar? Hand in the dirt. Stop it. It rules. Jessica...
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I'm trying to think who would embarrass me. Go ahead. I'm not embarrassed by my three-point stance.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Yeah, he's not embarrassed. This is why there's a male loneliness epidemic.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
This is why there's only been a year.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
They're doing three-point stances at the bar.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Let's heat him up. It's third down. We got to get a stop. It was real tough in that NFC Championship game against the Eagles. He continued to get into the three-point stance. One sack fumble away.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
His hand is on the floor. That's what I'm imagining.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Is it on the bar? Is it on the three-point stance? The floor.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
The floor. He's doing it on the floor. Yeah. It's like sticky.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
If I'm you, I'm calling offsides every single time.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
That's actually a great idea. I wonder how he would have reacted to that.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
His wife was very pregnant. His pregnant wife was there while this was going on? She was delighted that he was at the bar in a three-point stand with me instead of at home with her. Wait, did he do that at home?
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I can't confirm or deny that. Of course he does it at home. Exactly.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I was actually interpreting this differently. I thought this was a good luck thing. He's like, this is what I have to do now on third down. All along, I was like,
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I actually just think, like, I just think he loves ball. I'm not even kidding. I don't think there's anything deep like that.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I do a less extreme version. Like, I'll stand up on a big third down, on my couch, where you're just like, I'm excited, like, alright, come on, we need this. We need this right here. Standing's weird. But I'm not, like, getting in a football stance. The antsy hands is a little weird, but... The antsy hands?
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Chris, getting up and standing up is not the same as getting into a 3.4.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
What does your friend do?
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Let's go. I've been that guy before.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
In the stands on third down, you stand up. Come on, guys. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. It's big right here. Big one right here. You just want to kind of inspire other people around you. We need you, man.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
You don't think the three-point stance is inspiring?
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
No, it is. At a bar, it's just a lot. The hand down on the gross bar floor, he's trying. Charlie, does he do it at games?
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Can you sort of do it for us? Because how is he sort of down but still can see the high up TVs at the bar? How is he able to focus?
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
His hips are open. Good athlete. How's his butt? Oh, strong.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
The three-point stance does stand out more. Because if I was doing a middle linebacker stance, it's just kind of like squatting with your hands on your knees.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
This episode of the Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. All right, time for some tourney talk.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
We were just doing it before. He's got to be a Fanta drinker, right? You've got to like Fanta. Your name's Fanta.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
That's what we would have done if Dan were here. Start out on an awkward note.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
So we've contacted him. I'm not sure if he's joining us, but maybe next hour.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
my team's from florida babe panthers going all the way the five six one repping today yeah yeah yeah you know we're about to watch some hockey then i realize it's not fair cause your faith relies on that man
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, you've mentioned that a few different times. Yes, you said that. Let's get to Juju here. You really didn't have a rebuttal, though, for the fact that you would admit, Zaz, right, that your sartorial splendor is somewhat limited and probably a great frustration to your wife and people who love you.
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Juju, thank you for joining us. Good seeing you. What's the commentary? Surely you heard us fall into the quicksand with Chris Cody on Wedding Garters, and you must have enjoyed that.
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I believe that Zaslow critiquing your wardrobe is not something that anyone had coming today. Zaslow calling anyone underdressed or poorly dressed when I am certain that there are items of clothing in his closet that are older than Greg Cody. Grandfathered in, you shouldn't be calling anybody a bum.
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It's been settled. Chris Cody felt very alone. The Piranha were circling on him. Billy had a lot of very strong opinions. Amin was very judgy.
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Juju, do you have any, now that Amin is giving a Tuesday television recommendation, do you have any television recommendations for us? We will spoil the rehearsal tomorrow.
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
What do you have for us in terms of a joker of the day? Do we have a joker of the day?
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
What else you got from basketball? Any Golden State opinions?
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Have the guts to- He's daring him. He's daring him to be the center of the story and eject him.
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Is the best time to speed just after you got a speeding ticket? Because I've gotten two speeding tickets, right? Yeah, by two different police officers. In the same drive? Yeah, like the- No way. Yes, because school zone. Yes, because the second thing was the school zone. The same school zone? No, no, no. I don't want to talk about it.
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Oh, it's awful.
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I'm not bragging.
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
That is what I shout in my convertible, smoking a cigar, blowing smoke in the face of toddlers, first grader with a backpack. Screw you, kid. I'm Dan Levitard. I can fly through here at 60 miles an hour. You and your 15 mile an hour rules. I'll put the cigar out right in your forehead. Call your dad. I'm Dan Levitard.
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Careening. Careening through the school zone. What do you have for us in the way of poll updates, Juju?
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Not afraid of a gorilla.
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
He's disrespecting gorillas more than anybody else?
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Billy, I thought the Dodgers and Marlins extra innings.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Well, what Billy just did, though, is the Dodgers are winning every game. They should be better.
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Every time I look up, they need seven runs and they get eight.
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
More polls, Juju.
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I've got a couple of short circuits here and there that happen every couple of days.
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah. Shador Sanders, you guys think in order, by the way. It's not just 143 names. You guys had him drafted in order.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Cheat sheet, like little notes.
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Janet. Another pole juju.
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Thank you, sir. Appreciate it.
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Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Is Amina alleging matching outfits? Because the New York Post is reporting today that the consensus among people around Belichick, according to a source, is that this relationship is, quote, alarming and Hudson is, quote, a runaway train, end quote.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Don Libetard. He has been great. He's made great hires. I said all. We've said all. He said all now. We've said all. Everyone has said everything.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Everything you're saying. It's all been said. It's all been said. Okay, you got to understand one thing. Stugatz. Me maximum. That's right. Until I say it, it hasn't been said. Boom. Okay, understand that. You're the mayor. Until I say it, it hasn't been said. Me, Maximo. Me, Maximo. Me, Maximo.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Just desperately throws it up in the air and completes.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Yeah, that kind of thing. It can't be. Nail that one.
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Hour 1: A Second Greg Cote "Zip Your Lip"
Why do I deserve the crown for this year's March Sadness? Well, if I've learned anything watching the show, it's always side with Greg Cody. So I spent a lot of money on Cameo for this endorsement. I hope you like it. Who needs me? It's the manager of the Lobos. Just want to support this guy because he gave me money through Cameo.
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Hour 1: A Second Greg Cote "Zip Your Lip"
And I do want to say in all seriousness, back in my day, we used to take our alley. It's Dan, Stu, and Greg Cody on ESPN.
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Hour 1: A Second Greg Cote "Zip Your Lip"
Danny's talking to Vince Wilfork today. So many things that he wants to say. Then he asks about his wife, Bianca. I just got a brand new wife tonight. Don't ask me about my own wife tonight. Trying to stop Dan's face from rending. The silence from Wilfork is deadening. Dangerous man on a
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Hour 1: A Second Greg Cote "Zip Your Lip"
How the media game has changed since then. Media? Me-dia? My day? Back in my day, getting your jersey retired meant something. Retired? Read-tired? Is Eric Reid tired of Greg Cody trying to make fun of him? Him? Hems? like where they sing in churches or cathedrals, the cathedral of sports, where journalists are trying to save, running around like freaks on a leash, the song that topped porn.
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Postgame Show: JuJu's Top 5 Most Hated Teams
Nein, nein, nein, es ist sowohl hier als auch dort. Ich denke, das zählt als Trophäe, weil... Es gibt einen Trophäen. Es gibt einen Trophäen dafür. Keiner weiß, wie es aussieht. Es ist nur der grüne Jackett. Ich musste Chris fragen, ob es einen Trophäen gibt, weil was du bekommst, ist der grüne Jackett.
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Postgame Show: JuJu's Top 5 Most Hated Teams
Und hier in den Vereinigten Staaten, wir sind alle darum, Trophäen zu tragen, einen Ring zu bekommen. Wir enden Diskussionen mit Ringen. Aber der aktuelle Formal-Wear? Besonders mit Jewelry als Trophäe, kann ich es mitnehmen.
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Postgame Show: JuJu's Top 5 Most Hated Teams
Ja, wie Rory hier, da ist ein Bild von Rory, er hält es, es sieht aus wie ein Butler Cabin, der Trophäe, es ist nur ein bisschen klein, ja, ich habe nie diesen Trophäe gesehen.
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Postgame Show: JuJu's Top 5 Most Hated Teams
Nie in meinem Leben wusste ich, dass der Trophäe nur das grüne Jacket war.
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Postgame Show: JuJu's Top 5 Most Hated Teams
This is just like nostalgia, like say an old team and then like just random players that they had.
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Postgame Show: JuJu's Top 5 Most Hated Teams
Love a good panic scroll, like when Dan's asking for something. It's like, yep, Dan, I'm just filling time here. All right.
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Postgame Show: JuJu's Top 5 Most Hated Teams
I would be Gayle King though. I feel like I would be like, months out, I'm in, I wanna go, but day of, I'm like that with flights. Do you guys get nervous? Like the day of a flight, I always just have this, like I am Gayle King. Like when I'm walking into my, to board the plane, I have a little of this in me, this energy of just a little nervous.
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Postgame Show: JuJu's Top 5 Most Hated Teams
Das ist der Grund, warum du dich umdrehen siehst und findest jemanden, der dir garantiert, dass du nicht aufstehen wirst. Genau, ich habe das gemacht.
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Postgame Show: JuJu's Top 5 Most Hated Teams
Dieser Typ lebt nicht. Dieser Typ sieht gut aus. Bezos' Freundin ist ein guter Punkt. Das ist ein guter Punkt. Bezos' Freundin ist da. Du magst deine Chancen ein bisschen mehr. Es ist ein sehr recentes Thema, aber ich hatte eine schlechte Angst vor Turbulenz, weil ich ein Flugzeug hatte, das von Leitner getroffen wurde, und dann hatte ich einen Nightmare-Trip.
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Postgame Show: JuJu's Top 5 Most Hated Teams
Es gab Leute, die auf den Ruf des Flugzeugs hingen. Seitdem... Ja, ja. Als ich mit der Universität in Miami aus Europa zurückgeflogen bin, gab es Leute, die Seatbelte tragen. Die Beine... Es war schlecht. Es war wirklich schlecht. Nachdem ich dann fühlte, dass es Turbulenz gibt, dachte ich, ich hätte PTSD.
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Postgame Show: JuJu's Top 5 Most Hated Teams
Aber dann wurde die Welt so schrecklich, dass ich jedes Mal, wenn ich Turbulenz erlebe, sage ich, oh ja, liebe Gott, bitte, nimm mich mit. Und es ist unglaublich, ich schwöre an Gott, das ist so gewesen.
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Hour 2: Heavy Tongue's Got Bad Judgement (feat. Jamal Crawford)
Is today the anniversary of the Titanic sinking? I believe it is.
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Hour 2: Heavy Tongue's Got Bad Judgement (feat. Jamal Crawford)
No. What, 190 years? No, 110 years.
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Hour 2: Heavy Tongue's Got Bad Judgement (feat. Jamal Crawford)
Speaking of cocaine.
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Hour 2: Heavy Tongue's Got Bad Judgement (feat. Jamal Crawford)
It's just one of those things that you do, right? You just do it and you never think about it.
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Hour 2: Heavy Tongue's Got Bad Judgement (feat. Jamal Crawford)
So was it Anthony Davis' first Libby Dunn and Paul Skeens?
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Hour 2: Heavy Tongue's Got Bad Judgement (feat. Jamal Crawford)
Why would he have two, Jeremy?
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Hour 2: Heavy Tongue's Got Bad Judgement (feat. Jamal Crawford)
I feel like you're picturing like an octopus, though. Not like a human man.
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Hour 2: Heavy Tongue's Got Bad Judgement (feat. Jamal Crawford)
Most people would be.
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Hour 2: Heavy Tongue's Got Bad Judgement (feat. Jamal Crawford)
Basically what you're wearing now.
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Hour 2: Heavy Tongue's Got Bad Judgement (feat. Jamal Crawford)
Yes.
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Hour 2: Heavy Tongue's Got Bad Judgement (feat. Jamal Crawford)
Best take ever. The worst nachos. I thought. Not the best nachos. Or was it the best nachos?
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Hour 2: Heavy Tongue's Got Bad Judgement (feat. Jamal Crawford)
He's correct. Yes.
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Hour 2: Heavy Tongue's Got Bad Judgement (feat. Jamal Crawford)
Maybe the whole thing. I want to hear the Kermit the Frog guy from a few weeks ago hit on me again.
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Hour 2: Heavy Tongue's Got Bad Judgement (feat. Jamal Crawford)
Oh, yeah. My nachos at the Orange Bowl were upgraded. There was a third ingredient. It was plastic from something just in my nachos.
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Hour 2: Heavy Tongue's Got Bad Judgement (feat. Jamal Crawford)
I liked it.
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Hour 2: Heavy Tongue's Got Bad Judgement (feat. Jamal Crawford)
Taylor and I have been trying to put together a video where we put all of the Sex and the City characters into the tier maker, like we did for The Lord of the Rings. Just for no reason. Just because. I think because he actually started watching Sex and the City for the first time a few months ago. So I was like, oh, I'll rewatch a few episodes.
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Hour 2: Heavy Tongue's Got Bad Judgement (feat. Jamal Crawford)
But then I realized that when I was ranking the characters, they all were in just a tier called the worst people ever. And that's not fun. Because if you put them all in the same tier, it kind of defeats the purpose. Miranda? But I hate all of them.
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Hour 2: Heavy Tongue's Got Bad Judgement (feat. Jamal Crawford)
Can we talk about how it's like performance material?
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Hour 2: Heavy Tongue's Got Bad Judgement (feat. Jamal Crawford)
I like that Dan hired John Amici to try to get us to wear costumes.
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Hour 2: Heavy Tongue's Got Bad Judgement (feat. Jamal Crawford)
Which hole does it leak out of? Just out of curiosity. Is this a biohazard? Should we call paramedics?
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Hour 2: Heavy Tongue's Got Bad Judgement (feat. Jamal Crawford)
Dan, maybe you can't evaluate the Cleveland Cavs, but what are your thoughts on Chris Cody's Cavs?
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Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
Wow. What's up? I just bought and financed a car through Carvana in minutes. You? The person who agonized four weeks over whether to paint your walls eggshell or off-white bought and financed a car in minutes. They made it easy. Transparent terms, customizable down and monthly. Didn't even have to do any paperwork.
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Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
Yeah, sure thing. Hey, you sold that car yet?
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Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
Oh, I thought you were selling to that guy.
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Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
Mm-hmm. Hey, have you checked out that spreadsheet I sent you for our dinner options?
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Hour 1: "Sex and the Animals" Returns (feat. Ron Magill)
Ich meine, Laramie Tunsil wird von den Miami Dolphins-Fans immer geliebt, nur für all den Wert, den sie gekriegt haben, als sie ihn getradet haben. Sie haben ihr gesamtes Team wiedergebaut, indem sie Laramie Tunsil getradet haben. Wenn man sich alle Picks anschaut, die sie gekriegt haben, hat es zu Tyreek geführt. Es hat zu einem Haufen von Leuten geführt, nur Laramie Tunsil.
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Hour 1: "Sex and the Animals" Returns (feat. Ron Magill)
Ron, was ist das dummste, was ein Tier tun wird, weil es einen Zweck bietet? Vorher sprachen wir darüber, wie Menschen Tabak genießen. Und es scheint, dass Menschen, Tiere, was auch immer, nichts nicht genießen oder in einen Teil ihres Körpers stecken lassen, um zu sehen, ob es etwas macht. Was ist also etwas, was Tiere weiterhin tun, was keinen Zweck bietet?
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Hour 1: "Sex and the Animals" Returns (feat. Ron Magill)
Doobie. Wow. Do you think he knew when he was trying to get high?
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Hour 1: "Sex and the Animals" Returns (feat. Ron Magill)
Get super hungry. Is it possible that, Ron, maybe your daughter was puffing the magic dragon, you know what I mean? Smoking a doobie. And it wasn't a stranger, you know what I mean? Like some of the ganja, if you will. Smoking another doobie.
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Hour 1: "Sex and the Animals" Returns (feat. Ron Magill)
What's your deal with LeBron? Yesterday you had taken out his family. Today you're accusing him of PEDs. What's going on here?
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Hour 1: "Sex and the Animals" Returns (feat. Ron Magill)
Genau richtig.
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Hour 1: "Sex and the Animals" Returns (feat. Ron Magill)
You know, like Clue. Long time caller, first time listener. If a regular person wears denim on denim, we call it a Canadian tuxedo. But if Wendy Kravitz wears it, we call it sexy. Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.
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Hour 1: "Sex and the Animals" Returns (feat. Ron Magill)
An dem Zeitpunkt war es nicht dumm, weil du keine Ahnung hattest, ob er dir überhaupt spielen kann, wenn du ihn vertreten hast.
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Hour 1: "Sex and the Animals" Returns (feat. Ron Magill)
Das sind, außer für einen, ich glaube, alle gute Spieler. Ronny Stanley hat gerade ein großes Team gesammelt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: "Sex and the Animals" Returns (feat. Ron Magill)
Ich meine, Jack Conklin und Ronny Stanley waren vor ihm. Der einzige Tackle war Ronny Stanley, der vor ihm ging.
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Hour 1: "Sex and the Animals" Returns (feat. Ron Magill)
But it's more than unpopularity when there are consequences to him failing drug tests and not being able to play on the field.
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
But Greg, the counterpoint is, okay, you don't have to mention it. Why would they mention football reasons specifically?
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Hold on, they did the right thing when that video burst on the scene. Before that video burst on the scene, they didn't quite do the right thing.
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Dan, zu deinem Punkt über die Ravens als eine der großartigen Organisationen, und schau mal, wie sie skaten. Ich würde auch sagen, wen würden wir als die größte Organisation des 21. Jahrhunderts nennen? Sie hatten Mörder.
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Mörderer ist das, was ich gesagt habe. Mörderer. Ein einziger Mörderer.
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Das ist ein seltsames Wort. Mörderer. Das klingt, als ob ein Landwirt gesagt hätte, Mörderer.
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
The Celtics last night took 45 uncontested three-pointers.
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Can I talk about three particular attempts that I really didn't like, really hated? One was Drew Holiday grabs an offensive rebound off of a missed three, grabs it in the corner, turns around and wildly pulls up another three. Das ist der Match-Up, den jeder, der gegen die Knicks spielt, sucht. Wie können wir Jalen Brunson in Single-Coverage gegen unseren besten Perimeter-Spieler bekommen?
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Und dieser Jamoke... Es braucht nicht ein, sondern zwei Step-Back-Threes. Was machst du?
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Zaz, du warst überrascht, dass Dagnalt nicht gesagt hat, dass wir 3-3 schießen würden. Vielleicht später in der Uhrzeit, aber als gesamte Philosophie. Ich habe dich mit Joe Mazzulla nach dem Spiel überlegt, dass du 40-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Die Boston Celtics haben in der dritten Halbzeit 20 Field Goal Attempts gewonnen. Sie haben 20 gewonnen.
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Sie haben 20 Field Goal Attempts gewonnen in der dritten Halbzeit. 19 von ihnen waren von 3.
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Billy, to be fair, you don't want the last two minutes of your life being like, damn, why did I buy a spirit ticket? That's almost worse than death.
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Es war nicht so, dass wir keine Dribbel-Penetration bekommen konnten. Sie haben es nicht versucht. Es war nur perimeter-basiert. Ich stecke für die Analyse. Die Analyse sagt nicht, dass man immer so schießt wie ein Dumbass. Der wertvollste Schuss im Basketball ist... Ein Layup oder ein Dunk. Selbst mit all den 3s in der Runde, ist ein Layup oder ein Dunk immer noch Nummer 1 auf der Liste.
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Tatum hatte einen Layup in der Viertelfinale und ich dachte, du bist allergisch. Was ist passiert? Wartest du auf dem Weg zur 3-Punkt-Linie und findest dich unter dem Rimmel?
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
I should have spent the 220. I could have avoided all of this.
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Also, I didn't bring any cartons with me.
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Oh, the cigarettes for barter would have been such a good idea. I'm dead.
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Pack a parachute. They're gonna charge you.
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Das ist das, was ich sagen würde. Tom Habershaw hat das schon lange hervorragend gesagt. Jeder Kampfsportler in der NBA-Historie hat einen Asterisk. Jeder. Weil jemand getötet wurde, jemand verabschiedet wurde. Das ist ein Teil und ein Teil der Reise. Ich werde nichts von ihrem Kampfsport wegnehmen, weil... every little champion before them has benefited in one way or another.
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Having said that, Dan, they don't have the best roster. They haven't broken the sport. They play well, they win a lot of games. Guess what? So do a lot of other teams in this league. The Nuggets win a lot of games. Have they broken the sport? They won as many titles as the Celtics have, right? The Bucs Wir haben in den letzten 5 Jahren so viele Titel gewonnen.
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Seit 2018 haben wir jeden Jahr einen neuen Champion gewonnen. Ich glaube nicht, dass ein Team sagt, wir haben Basketball verloren und alle müssen wegfallen. Die 3-Punkte-Line ist jetzt wichtiger als jemals im Basketball. Wir haben es herausgefunden, dass es schlecht ist, 2-Punkte-Jumpers zu nehmen. Nehmt einen Schritt zurück und nehmt einen 3-Punkte-Jump.
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Der Weg zum effizientesten Offenster beginnt immer noch mit einem freien Schuss, dann mit einem runden Schuss, dann mit einem linken Schuss und dann mit einem runden Schuss. Und die Idee ist auch, dass es kein Backen ist. Es ist nicht ein Teil, ein Teil, ein Teil, ein Teil, ein Teil, ein Teil, ein Teil, ein Teil, ein Teil. You have to be able to adjust. Put too much salt?
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Okay, let me add some more sauce over here. What the Celtics do is like, no, I gotta keep adding salt. They said there's salt in the recipe, gotta keep adding salt. And that's not how basketball is played. It's not played by robots, Dan. It's played by human beings that have to, Dan, they have to make decisions. Your tears are salty and all of it's salty.
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
You got Zazz going, excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, pardon me, excuse me.
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Also, ich gebe dir zwei Szenarien. Szenario 1. Er hat einen typischen Justin Tucker. Ein Jahr, letztes Jahr. Aber er hat all diese Probleme.
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Das war meine Frage. Meine Frage ist, hätte er ein typisches Justin-Tucker-Jahr, lass mich es so sagen, hätte er ein typisches Justin-Tucker-Jahr gehabt, aber diese Angelegenheiten hatte, wäre er noch auf dem Roster? Und die zweite Frage ist, hätte er das Jahr, das er letztes Jahr hatte, ohne Angelegenheiten, wäre er noch auf dem Roster?
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Und ich denke, das gehört zu Zazzes Punkt. Ich denke, du hast recht. Sie schneiden ihn wegen der Probleme. Aber gleichzeitig versuchen sie, ihm ein Quote-unquote-Solid zu machen, indem sie sagen, hey, wir werden dich nicht berühren, indem wir sagen, oh, was auch immer. Also versuchen sie, ihm nett zu sein, indem sie sagen, oh, es ist absolut ein Fußball-Gesetz.
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Hour 2: Football Reasons
Nur der Fakt, dass sie sagen mussten, For total football reasons, who says that in a press release when you release someone? You say, yeah, today we parted ways with so and so, we wish him the best. That's how you usually release someone. So the fact that they put all that in there is because they're trying to cover for him and for the allegations that have been made against him.
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
I am. Who the hell are you? You should be thanking me. Bullshit. You're a rude young man. You're a fool. You're a fool. I already called you a fool. You can't call me a fool.
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
You owe me everything. You owe me everything. You have added 10 years to my career. Yes, I have. This man has. You haven't. That man. Who the hell are you?
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
We should not be making not dishwasher safe products anymore. I'll hang up and listen.
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PTFO - Fowl Shots: We Investigated an NBA Conspiracy
So what's it feel like to finally win this thing?
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PTFO - Fowl Shots: We Investigated an NBA Conspiracy
I don't think there's any reason for it. Shots go in or shots don't go in. It's just the name of the game.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
I don't think so. I don't think so. This is going to be a pivotal playoff, these 2025 playoffs for the Milwaukee Bucks. It's going to be pivotal. If they don't get to the finals, win the finals, or even make a deep run, You can probably see some wholesale changes going on in Milwaukee. You can go from coaching staff, from front office, to the players.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
It can be a pretty big, significant wholesale if the Milwaukee Bucks don't make a significant run this postseason.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
I could see them going in a different direction, and yeah, I can see that possibility if things go sour this postseason.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. It tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together. By Miller Time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers. The original light beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Were you not going to tell anyone? Wait a minute. You guys. Guys.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
It's a Tuesday. Stugatz. Here's your guy, Greg Cody, with Back in My Day.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
We're waiting for this one. This is the Don Labatar Show with the Stugats.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I think this is, but you mentioned it's Howie Mandel's podcast. And we ran a Dana White clip that seemed very real. And the logic was, well, Dana White can't possibly be that good of an actor. And it turned out, we found out like a month and a half later, Dana was doing a bit.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Yeah. He's like, I'm just done. And Howie played it great. Dana did too. And Dana revealed in another interview later on that, no, Howie came up with this idea. Yeah. But the seeds of this actually began about a month ago on Howie Mandel's podcast when Billy Corgan was there and he kind of revealed this.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
We have a clip here, and I hope this clip provides context, but if it doesn't, Billy Corgan revealed that his mother pulled him aside fairly recently and said, Hey, you know that comedian Bill Burr? I think he may be your brother. And like a whole secret family situation, so... Howie Mandel, he surprises Bill Burr with Billy Corgan as he has Bill Burr on the show. And this is what happens.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I mean, Bill Burr certainly had received word of Billy Corgan's appearance. And he references like, did you ever think that I kind of knew about this and I never went on a podcast to reveal it? Like I didn't want it out there. Like they leaned into this weird brotherly contentious relationship. At a certain point, Bill Burr's like, what, you think we're just going to play catch now to Billy Corgan?
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
The whole thing is really captivating, and I believe it. It is a little open-ended. You don't get like 100% confirmation that this is real. If it isn't, Howie Mandel's two for two with stunts. But I kind of believe this one, and if I'm a fool, I'm a fool.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Well, we don't know how much the father actually traveled and got around. And it seems like he loves that first name.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
He is intimidating. Oh, my God. Yeah, your appearance with him and Burt was really uncomfortable.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Like you went out of your way to say, hey, I don't watch it.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
It is pretty insane. If this is indeed true, that Billy Corgan and Bill Burr have been brothers this whole time. Just really talented dudes doing their own thing. And in their 50s, they find out they're brothers.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
The Chevy Tagliabue. That is fantastic, Greg. Thank you.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Yeah, it goes over like a lead balloon.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Jeremy told me like crazy trivia about Led Zeppelin that I had no idea about.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I love T.I. I think he's super underrated. Great catalog.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
He was in a really good era and everybody was on the Lil Wayne stuff. I thought T.I. was a guy of that era.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
This relationship has been over. I want to get my joy back. I'm happy here, off the court, but I want to be back to somewhat dominant. Can you get your joy back here on the court? Probably not.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I think this is a fantastic point of view because, I mean, it's in the name of the award and because it's a cap sport. Value is paramount. It's always associated with greatness. But what truly makes you valuable to a franchise? It's probably greatness and actual value. Jeremy, it's rare when I'm that impressed with something that you have to say. Oh, my God. Thank you.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Jimmy Butler's got a treat he's demanding, doesn't want to pay for his food.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together. By Miller Time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
For seven games now he's out, he's suspended Vibes are at an all-time low Though we can't forget when Jimmy Made the heat of finals team He's become a menace, Riley's gotten way too old for his shit Jimmy Buckets ain't just gonna stand there in the corner And yell he's 35, no he ain't getting any younger He's lost a couple steps, no longer alpha or a killer Best reveal the situation that you caught up in-a
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
He's done this almost everywhere else that he's been. How can we be surprised that he's doing it again? Now we can test the market for an old malcontent to want to talk or think about all of the money that we've spent. Says he'd pay for Atlanta.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Just not the heat. Maybe even for Toronto. Just not the heat. Send his ass to Indiana. Just not the heat. Could even trade him to Utah. Just not the heat. Could get his joy back in Denver. Just not the heat. Could sell his coffee as a clipper. Just not the heat. Maybe a buck or a blazer. Just not the heat. He says he'll play Atlanta.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I think it's grammatical. Like, if you list the Heisman winners, you see O.J. Simpson. That one means murder.
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Hour 2: Have a Gold Day (feat. Ros Gold-Onwude)
However, brother.
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Hour 2: Have a Gold Day (feat. Ros Gold-Onwude)
Acme is the name.
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Hour 2: Have a Gold Day (feat. Ros Gold-Onwude)
Like in the cartoons? Yes, like in the cartoons. Like where they make forks?
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Hour 2: Have a Gold Day (feat. Ros Gold-Onwude)
Acme jewelers, the roadrunner, exploding with a stick of dynamite from the Acme explosives.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
He said, yeah, you're right. No, because it's worth what it's worth to me. I don't care what the dollar value is.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
No, I'm definitely not an A-ring holder. I'm not an A-ring holder. I'm not. Goat ring holder. No, I don't like that goat ring, dawg.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Two-time WNBA champion.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
You guys don't respect women's sports, and that's the problem.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Of course, I was on the Mercury staff.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Video coordinator for the first championship, and I was doing analytics on the second one.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
No ring, because Robert Sarver's a cheap mother******.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
So you don't have rings. I have two championships, but I don't have any physical rings.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
I have two championships.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Nope. You do? There's got to be a ring. Rings is just like a metaphor for championships. Not a metaphor to me.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
The value is in my mind. No. Did you get a pendant? No.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
David Sampson, I'd like to introduce you to Robert Sarver. I don't know if you're familiar with his exploits as an owner. Not exactly Mr. Moneybags.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
I don't know, and I would venture probably not, or whatever that pool of money is is significantly smaller than what would go to an NBA team or an MLB team. Either way, when presented with the opportunity to present rings to people, the essential staff, I would say, essential staff, He neglected. He said, ah. Did the players get rings? Players got rings.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Did you believe you were going to get one until you did not?
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Yes. I kept asking, like, hey, what's happening here?
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Wow. This is pathetic.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
The whole thing's pathetic. This is amazing.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Oh, by the way, also, I have an Olympic gold medal. Well, I was on the staff for the 2008 Redeem team. Didn't actually get a medal because only players get medals, but that's three championships in my record book.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Do you guys love the Redeem team? Do you guys love America?
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Yes, of course. You're welcome. USA all the way. I'm with David, though. You've got to have a medal. Put him back on the top.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
So hold on. So, by the way, Coach K and his staff did not receive medals because they're the coaching staff. Are they not gold medalists?
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
I think he has to say we won the gold medal.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
We won the gold medal. There you go. How about that?
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Coach K and his staff at the Olympics, they won a gold medal. I rule that always with prejudice.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Mike Greenberg. Everyone knows he's a big Jets fan, whatever. OLI, Pat McAfee. Wherever game day is. Yes, anything.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
I get it. I love this country. You, maybe not so much. We just have a different opinion.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
I did everything I could to put this country back on top and succeeded.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Thanks.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
I've never been here for that.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
OLI, Jonathan Zaslow. Now we go to the top five. Number five, Mike Wilbon. He'd be so insulted by that. Number four, Bill Simmons. Would he be insulted by that? Too low. Way too low. Number three, Stugatz. Stugatz. Number two, David Tamsen. He's a fan of money. He's the biggest fan of money I know. And number one, how is this even a debate? Stephen A. Smith.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
or Greg knows of it.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Dan, it was the Depression. You couldn't just go out and buy more oil. You had to preserve all your resources. This oil is perfectly good. All we have to do is straighten it, and we can hand it down generation after generation.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Knicks fans want him near all of this? Yes or no? They don't. They really don't. They don't like him around any of it. They look at him as a bad omen.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
David, is that is that just pure pettiness or is there a business reason behind why ESPN would do that?
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Judge. You can absolutely beef with someone you've never met. I rule. There's a beef.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
I don't have enough evidence because no one has presented to me whether or not Amin has a degree in journalism.
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I've never said I was a journalist. I never went to journalism school.
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Just say they're suckers. David, just say the Warriors are suckers. Say it.
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No, four three.
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I mean, I think to Greg's point, though, Golden State probably more than any offense in the league is so dependent on the attention that Steph Curry draws that it changes the entire complexion of the series if he's not out there. And so, Jimmy...
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might have looked a lot better had there been the Steph Curry element, because the other thing you got to understand is Jimmy Butler, this is not an offense that's built around him. That's not even an offense that was built with him in mind. They had to adjust on the fly during this stretch of, you know, since early February.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
So when you take Steph off the board, more so than just, oh, they lost their best player, it changes the way they play. In a way that, for instance, Boston losing Jason Tatum does not change the way they play. They're still playing the same offensive system in the same scheme. That's not true for the whole state.
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Okay, so hold on a second. To Jimmy real quick. Obviously, the entire offense changes. To change your entire offense mid-series, you're really asking for a lot. But Jimmy took 26 shots in Game 3. And in Game 4 and 5, he took a combined 20.
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What do you think that's about?
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I don't know.
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Cutter.
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I'm going to stop you right there. Everything you're saying is irrelevant because Steph Curry didn't play. If he had played and they lost, now you get to do this speech. You don't get to do this speech about, oh, they're coming for their stuff. The guy was not playing.
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First of all, this is a great morning, because last night was a great sports night. I'm in a fantastic mood. And yeah, it's just funny, because the NFL schedule came out last night, which, God, do I not care. But the NFL schedule came out last night, and they're going over the Jets, the New York Jets schedule. That's a win, that's a loss.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
It's the practice in Minnesota.
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Beating them while wearing a Rolex. Let's see. All of these things are, number one. Yeah. He was talking about- Story reported by a mean. He was talking about the- them willing and desirous to pay Andrew Wiggins and Carl Anthony Towns, but reticent to pay him. Neither of those guys were on that Minnesota Timberwolves team last night.
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I'm just saying, this is where we're just making petty arguments, but it's not contextual. In terms of his biggest moment, that's probably his most famous moment. His biggest moment, I would say, is Game 7 against the Sixers, when he was the only one on the Sixers, Game 7, excuse me, against the Raptors, when he was the only one doing anything, and
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If Kawhi Leonard doesn't hit that shot, we're talking about Jimmy Butler being a hero in that game, probably.
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Courts, you think you could just walk into my courtroom and all of a sudden? An expert witness has just testified. This was not a courtroom. We're not in session right now. None of this is admissible.
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That's a win, that's a win. 15-2. I have to assume it's Greenberg. I mean, great, huge Jets fan. I have to assume those were Greeny's picks. 15-2 for the Jets. I'm taking the under.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Show you a C-ring.
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I still don't know how that worked. Like, to this day, I asked Andy Ellsberg, straight up, the guy, the general manager, probably the smartest cap boys in all the NBA, I said, how did you get him to agree not to take money that was owed to him? And he just kind of smiled and he walked away from me.
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It's winning championships.
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So the difference between champion and moment, yes. But you seem to value moments over championships. To me, it's irrelevant. What's relevant is how much hardware you get.
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I mean, the moment to me, I think of Kawhi missing the free throws in game six, which led to Ray Allen hitting the three.
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Oh, my God. Dude, do you know anytime I'm doing radio and the callers, we have calls, the callers say, hey, how are you guys doing? I always just say, Apple time, Apple time. And no one ever picks up on it. I love that story so much. I'm with you, Mike. That thing is real. I don't give a shit. It's a real story.
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Samson, it's called world building.
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I mean, I have the same ring that the other Heat broadcasters. Like, you think Eric Reid is wearing a, you know, cubic zirconia ring? I don't think so.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
It's the same ring. Same ring. He's not getting a ring. Do you know that?
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
I was going to say, we've been around so long. Our original role models were Statler and Waldorf from the Muppet Show.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
I like their rods with an iPhone better than yours.
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Das war's für heute. Bis zum nächsten Mal. Tschüss. 300 Bucks in Bonusbets. If your bet wins when you bet just 5 bucks only on DraftKings, the crown is yours.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
I care more about Matthew Kachuk than I do my daughter.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Leute, Thursday Thunder wird heute von Jujugati gebracht. Die Rückkehr von Jujugati auf Thursday Thunder. Wir haben wieder, weil vierlegige Parleys so gut funktionieren, wir sind zurück auf dem vierlegigen Parleyski. Starten wir mit dem Thursday-Night-Spiel.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Warum siehst du ihn, wenn er es macht? Juju macht das immer.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Sehr schwierig.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Wir haben drei von den vier Beinen gewonnen, was wir regelmäßig machen. Wie wir es vor ein paar Tagen gemacht haben. Wenn du die Single betten willst, bist du in Ordnung. Das ist nicht das, was wir machen. Wir betten alle vier von ihnen.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Wir sind bereit. Zuerst die squeaky wheel Situation, die gerade stattfindet. Debo Samuel über vier und eine halbe Rezeption. Was macht er, Dan? Ah, er kriegt die... Ah, er kriegt die Grease.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Ja, genau. Okay. Kein Squeaky Wheel nötig für den zweiten Teil des Parleis. Puka Nakua über siebeneinhalb Rezeptionen. Er ist gut. Mann, ist er gut. Es sieht so aus, als würde er in Slow-Motion laufen, aber dann ist er immer offen.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Leg of the Parlay. We're going over to the basketball side of things. Toronto Raptors vs. Your Miami Heat today. Over 9.5 points for Scary Terry. Oh, that's dangerous. He's gonna be traded.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Did you see him fighting with Bam over the rebound? Because he was one rebound short. Oh!
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Cooper Cup, not that low, third round. No, BYU star Pukunukuwa, fifth round, 177th pick. How is that possible? Good scouting over there.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Rund, bam, du hast ihn. Okay, das letzte Spiel des Parleis. Wir gehen zurück zu dem Thursday Night Football. JaJuan Jennings. JaJuan Jennings hat über 40 Schüsse erzielt. Also, das Spiel für Debo Samuel, über 4,5 Schüsse. Puka Nakua, über 7,5 Schüsse. Schrecklicher Terrier über 9,5 Rezeptionen, weil ich auf den Lightning Bolt gewartet habe. Entschuldigung, Punkte.
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Das wäre verrückt gewesen, einen Terrier über 9,5 Rezeptionen zu haben.
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Ja, aber du weißt. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Und Basketball versucht, sich aufzuhalten.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Ich liebe Villen. In Vegas musst du nicht so viel drücken, um die Dice zu rollen.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
You illuminated me to the fact that he might be doing a Vegas thing. I thought he was doing a New York thing.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
But that was a New York posture. Maybe he was trying to say both. Wow, it's that meta.
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I thought that was BC Boys.
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He should have done... White guys. Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa.
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There's a lot of Puerto Ricans in West Side Story.
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Ich wollte die Augen schließen, weil ich weiß, ich könnte sagen, wenn jemand die Raum schlägt, um die Augen mit jemandem zu schließen, er suchte jemanden, der auch Megaflop-Analyse gesehen hat.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
You just need one of them to get hot. One of them will get hot. Mike, the Bengals are 5-8.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
They're still alive. Sie sind so lebendig. Viele Unlucky-Situationen für dieses Team.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Ich glaube, was er sagt, ist, dass niemand es gesehen hat.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Wir haben Michaelopoulos gesehen und ich denke, das ist ein Wunder, weil es wirklich ambitiv ist und es ist ein Unmögliches. Es ist viel wie Dune. Wie setzt man das auf den Film? Es ist schwierig zu machen. Und ich denke, die Sache, die in ihrem Weg steht, war der Typ, der es am meisten machen wollte, weil ich es sehe und ich denke, das ist nicht... Well made. He wanted this take? Really?
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
It's all awkward. You know how there's a unique accent to movies made about Odysseus and Troy? Brad Pitt talks like, now you know who you're fighting. And you're like, what is that accent? Is that English? What is this supposed to be? Everyone has kind of like that accent and delivery. It could just be an Adam Driver thing.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Sie sind nicht meine Dolphins, aber ich glaube, es gibt viele positive Vibes hier für die Miami Dolphins. Und vielleicht kannst du darüber nachdenken, weil ich möchte, dass sie die San Francisco 49ers in der Superbowl verlieren.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
I think we've got to start looking at Adam Driver when he stars in a movie. That doesn't go well at all. Marriage Story. Okay, he co-starred in that one. When he's carrying a movie, when he's carrying something, it ain't working out for him. House of Gucci, same thing. House of Gucci is one of the worst films I've ever seen. And like this...
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I'm saying there's a track record there that would make you concerned.
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I did not. I'm getting to that one though.
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Yes, it would be. But it also didn't do well in the box office. And if you put Adam Driver as the star of your film, it more than likely flops. I'm just saying. This is a track record. This is not a matter of opinion. I'm just pointing you to the facts. So, I watched it. More like Adam Passenger. Und ich wollte es wirklich die ganze Zeit hassen. Er hat es richtig gesagt.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Ich habe es die ganze Zeit geschaut. Wir sind stolz darauf. Und ich dachte mir, ich werde nicht derjenige sein, der sich auf diesen Film umdreht. Das ist ein schlechtes Film. Das ist nicht mal lustig schlecht. Das ist schmerzhaft. Und ich dachte mir, okay, Mike, wir schauen uns das an. Wirst du schnarchierend darüber reden oder wirst du die Linie halten? Die Linie halten. 90 Minuten rollen.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Die Linie halten. Das ist schlecht. Final Act, this is genius. This is one of the best bad movies I've ever seen. Because it's so audacious, so ambitious, so over the top, so overwritten, so overacted, so overdirected, that I came out saying, wow, that was a great time. I was also on 20 milligrams. Oh. I was watching that Stone Cold Sober, are you kidding me?
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
To about 120 million dollars, obviously some other things that were brought in, but about that amount.
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He started developing it in 1983.
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It might actually kind of be like the Belichick thing in that Er hat bereits das Größte aller Zeiten. Man kann es von ihm wegnehmen. Was ist, wenn seine Karriere mit etwas endet, an dem ich lache, auf meinem Tisch um 11 Uhr und 20 Milligramm? Er hat noch zwei der größten Filme, die er je sehen kann. Und niemand wird das von ihm wegnehmen.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Und alle seine Freunde sagen ihm wahrscheinlich, dass es großartig ist.
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I'm not sure he thinks it's awesome. It was very self-indulgent, but he could turn to me in a very dramatic Adam Driver-type voice and say, am I not entitled that?
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
I did not crush him as hard as you did.
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Du hast recht, dass wir uns besitzen. Ich bin so besitzt, dass ich mich nicht mehr um Technologie kümmere. All I care about is underdog bets. Look, yes, the Bengals are likely to get hot next year. I mean, one of the things we talk about a lot is teams that are fortunate and unfortunate. And yeah, the Bengals have had terrible luck, but the clock has run out on them. I mean, come on.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
And we didn't like that he said that. We're aligned. We're football guys. We're Gruden-Grinders. Exactly right.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Look, it's a lot like O.J. Simpson doing Twitter videos. Do I feel some kind of way about it? Yes. Am I still going to watch it because of the open hello Twitter world? Yes, I'm going to. Occasionally. You're not fascinated? Who's feeling nicey? John Gruden's feeling nicey. I'm in. Who? Who?
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
So in this one still, it was a video that he put up because last weekend was a Gruden Bowl, Raiders versus Bucks. And so, you know, he's caught in between it. He has a famous Raider fan there and he's talking, he's doing his Gruden face. Do you notice anything about this photo, this still image? His shirt's inside out. His polo shirt is inside out. A polo shirt inside out.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Like I can excuse, I can excuse a t-shirt inside out. That's happened. Das Polo-Shirt? Die Klappe! Das Polo-Shirt! Die Knöpfe sind drinnen. Die Knöpfe sind drinnen. Der Stift ist auf der Außenwelt.
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Do you think it was done on purpose? Because of how people would talk about it. Like, that's pretty insane. He has a polo shirt inside out. Or did he have it inside out the entire day and no one told him?
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
The internet is... Filled with wild speculation here as to what kind of scenario.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Es kam mir auf den Radar, und ich muss ehrlich sein, der Film, der mit diesem Video verbunden war, war bereits der Jury. Ja, das war es. Hat dieser Junge einfach nur seine Schuhe aufgemacht, um ein Selfie-Video zu filmen? Denn das ist der einzige Weg, den man durch den Tag mit einem Inside-Out-Polo machen kann.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Ich frage die Frage. Ich schreibe dich an die Internetseite. Wir wissen nicht, mit wem.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Yes, the Bengals are a great bet to rebound next year because teams that fail to live up to their underlying stats Usually do a lot better and vice versa. The worst thing a team can do or its fans or its people betting on it is take a team that's fortunate or lucky and assume that that's going to last. It doesn't last. Stupidest thing people say in life and sports is I'd rather be lucky than good.
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while someone was taking their time. Yeah, that was not like, okay, let me get my fit on in front of everything.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
You're trying to get him to say that thing. Don't let him say that thing. The chat is saying he had sex before the show. Before doing that video. Which is really unfair with respect to all parties involved. But that is one of the hypothetical scenarios that you can concoct when you ask yourself, why is this person wearing a polo inside out?
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
You think he's just crunching film shirtless? And he's like, oh, goddamn, man. Gotta grab the shirt from the chair that's clothes that are too dirty to hang up, but too clean to put on the hamper.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Now is a good time to remember where Tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented Tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Really? No, you wouldn't. I mean, luck is by definition a surprise. It doesn't sustain. It doesn't last. It's ephemeral. Talent wins out over the long term. So if you find underdogs that are better than they look, those are the ones to bet on. Dolphins are a good example. The Bengals would be a good example, but they just lost too many unfortunate games for too long.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Sie wurden letztes Jahr nur 18 Punkte ausgewertet, aber sie waren 7 und 10. Wir sprechen auch über Glück. Wir können auch über Dinge sprechen, die große Unterhüter zusammenhaben. Sie spielen hohe Risiken, hohe Rewarden. Sie nehmen viele Chancen für Vorteile. Sie nehmen Crazy shots. We started, you know, take crazy, you know, puncher's chance.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
You know, when you hear about somebody with a puncher's chance. The reason Mike Tyson's, anyone thought Mike Tyson had a chance of winning at the age of 58 in his last fight, because he could still kill somebody with one punch. If you can kill somebody with one punch, you're going to be a good underdog.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Eine Art von dieser verrückten Chance zu nehmen ist, wenn du deinen Quarterback verlierst, aber du hast jemanden, der wirklich gut sein könnte. Das ist ein Unterdrücker, den man aufmerksam halten muss. Das ist etwas, was mit den Vikings passiert ist. Schau, es gibt alle Art von Glück, von denen Teams zurückfliegen. Ich meine, die Dolphins, wenn die Dolphins zwei und sechs waren,
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
And all the rest of these crappy teams had two wins. We said, keep an eye on them. It wasn't just that they were upside down like me. It was that they had bad injury luck. Teams were beating them on 60-yard field goals. Their pressures weren't turning into sacks. They were due to bounce back in all kinds of ways. That's what they've done.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Das ist, weil wenn ich knurre, was er liebt, ist wenn ich knurre, ja oder nein. Und es ist egal, ob du nach unten gehst. Wenn ich nur sein Ja-Mann bin, wenn ich knurre, sieht es immer noch so aus, als würde ich sagen, ja, auch wenn ich auf die falsche Seite gesteckt bin.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Das Interessante an dem Upside-Down-Bereich ist, dass wir es immer rumspielen, und es macht einfach die Bildung von Odell Beckham Jr. 's Catch mehr routinierlich.
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Und es war es tatsächlich. Da ist es.
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Oh, komm schon! Es ist kein Verrückter für Patrick Mahomes oder Travis Kelsey, zu sagen, dass sie mit 0,6 Punkten pro Spiel gewinnen. Ich meine, Dan, du weißt das. Du sprichst darüber, wie Leute die Bedeutung in allem in der Leben suchen und die Dinge den Spielern als Charaktere anzeigen müssen. Oder es muss eine Grundlage sein. Es muss nicht eine Grundlage sein. Sie sind glücklich.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Sie haben ein paar Spiele von nahen Grenzen gewonnen. Okay, aber das wird nicht länger dauern. Sie werden wahrscheinlich in die Gesichter geschlagen. Wir müssen aufhören zu sagen,
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Cuervo.
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Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Das klingt wie ein Miami Marlins-Logik, David. Komm schon. Das klingt wie ein Potsch. Einer meiner Agendas auf diesem Show ist es, die ganze College Football-Saison zu sagen, dass die ACC unterwertet ist. Und ich schaue diese Linien in der College Football-Playoff und ich sehe ein bisschen Wert da. Ist das nur eine Bestätigung, dass die ACC nicht so gut ist?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Oder kann es hier mit diesen ACC-Teams gewinnen?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Cuervo.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
I can't tell if he's upset because his frown is upside down.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Jordan Brenner and... It's one of my favorite things when you try to do that on the air naturally.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
We are going to do it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Das ist nicht über uns, das ist über die Unterdauer.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Yeah, there we go.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Keep it sideways.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
The other thing, Pablo, is there's also degrees to all of this, right? There's degrees when you say people shouldn't be allowed to say this. One of the things that's been happening over the last, couple of days is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
as these fires are raging in California, in the past, Twitter had been, like, a great resource for people in these crisis moments of where to get help, where to avoid, all these kind of informational things. And instead, Twitter has been flooded because the algorithm is flooding the timelines with shit that's not really relevant to people trying to get information in time of a crisis.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
And that's kind of the thing. It's one thing like, hey, you should say unhoused instead of homeless versus... actual actionable things that people need out of these devices.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Yeah, it's one thing if it's just, hey, that's a sex worker, not a prostitute. And then it's like, OK, let's, you know, whatever. We're all exhausted by that. But when the people in charge aren't good at surfacing important, necessary, helpful speech.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
that's where you're like i it maybe is a problem that all of this that all of us that everybody everywhere is working for a tech company whose incentives are not actually in the direction of the broader benefit of human beings but rather the self-interest of the people who run these platforms that would be an issue to me
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
tastes like miller time you know as the football games get bigger everybody's talking about hosting parties it's always difficult everyone's got an opinion why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of miller lights and make everybody happy you could be on opposite sides of the big game but you still know that you are brought together by miller time Miller Lite is a great unifier.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
No, you'd hear about it. You heard about this. We have social media, which if you're feeling helpless and people aren't paying attention to you, you know that you could put a tweet out there and websites, including in the college football space, would gobble that up. So no, I don't think... It's happening everywhere.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
I've heard of like a handful of times that we had Jaden Rashada sue Florida and even Billy Napier directly. Now, Jaden Rashada, who's had a checkered history, has entered the portal once again. But no, I don't think it's that that big of an issue because it's not really something that we're not all searching for. That is great clickbait.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
That seems like a hefty number. That's a funny thing for Greg Cody to say. That seems like a real hefty number.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
College basketball, men's college basketball, that is a really hefty number.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
And especially, you got to think about it. We're not talking about Duke basketball here. Florida State.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Multiple guys, too. Like multiple guys.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Six guys.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Six players.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
I'm sorry, half your roster. Wait, the total is one? Total one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
But you understand you actually have to pay this now because it's one thing people say that they don't have cash, but now that we have the Venmo fine.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Now, Dan, I have a clarifying question, because as you see here on the sheet, the fine print says... Fines are doubled on Tuesdays because of Greg Cody Tuesdays, but Greg didn't come in on Tuesday. This Thursday acts as a proxy for the Tuesday. I would argue that the fine should still be doubled.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
No, it doesn't. Just give $10 to the Venmo fund.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Alright, done. You just, that's not how that works.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
That's not even how you fake pretending like you know how it works.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
You're just making things up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
We saw the fine print. To create a bit of a through line here, I think Greg is on one end of the how old do you think this guy is spectrum. I do think Leonard Hamilton is shockingly old. He's about Greg's age.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Black don't crack?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
I was going to say... Mark Jones is 63 years old. What? You're lying.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Mark Jones is a little too suspiciously in good shape.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
It just says, look, can we actually pay this thing though? Because we have a corporate sponsor now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
You know what else? We got glue six. There we go.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Well, you mentioned Florida State, and I think it's important context to know that we find out a lot in the public space about Florida State's historically NIL program because it's not very buttoned up. Look, people argue about money in Fortune 500 companies. A lot of these issues you never hear about. I thought this deal was this way. All that stuff stays in house.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
And it's the key to having a good collective is making sure no one knows about this stuff and being able to find solutions to these disagreements when they do pop up. Because you're talking in some cases about hundreds and hundreds of athletes. that are receiving NIL from one collective.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
If you know about it, if you get essentially held hostage the way that FSU's collective was over the Orange Bowl, it shows you bad leadership within that collective as well.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Pablo? If I can distill this down a little simpler, I think there's a solution here. They should just use Venmo because on Venmo, there's an awesome feature that I think Greg would enjoy when you have to label what you're paying someone for, whether you be a college coach who owes back pay to a new generation of athletes or a 70 year old man, apparently, who is delinquent in all sorts of ways.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
You pick an emoji, Greg, and that emoji can signal. with some degree of privacy and resentment, why you're paying this. So I encourage you to select the emoji for your fines in the new Venmo regime.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Wait, that was never solved?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
I'm pretty sure. I mean, statistically speaking. Yeah, that sounds right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
My information is dated. My bad. Thank you. The ivory tower. Yeah, no, no checkmark anymore. Tuesday's episode, which I encourage you to to enjoy. If you guys know the worst sports commercial in the history of sports television, the sportsmanship commercial.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Oh, no, I thought it was what a pro wants. I took the ball, coach.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Yeah, exactly. I mean, this kid, Alex, went into hiding because he was so dunked upon by the entire Internet that he has been hidden. We have found him. We brought him into a studio. It took literal years to acquire his trust. That was Tuesday's episode. It takes us from the Supreme Court, which, again, I keep on saying for real reasons, to the Dalai Lama, to Dame Lillard.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
All of that happened yesterday. Today, we have an episode about explaining the whole debate and the science underneath the trans athletes thing for people who maybe actually have skepticism about the ivory tower. It's for you. Then tomorrow, my arch nemesis, Dan, Nick Wright, noted terrible person, is joined by his co-host, Kevin Wilds.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
And they join me on tomorrow's show to talk about the art of giving takes. So screw him. But he's also on the show tomorrow.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
I can tell Pablo spent a lot of time in Miami and around us because he said, Dale, Llama.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
By the way, Pitbull. Pitbull. How old do you think Pitbull is?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
He's 20 years younger than Mark Jones? Pitbull is younger than Amin and Mark Jones. And me. Shocking.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
He just slipped up. Instead of saying, stay white hot, he told his fans to stay white. And our show seized on that. And we would use that as a sounder. It would be in something called the end of show montage. It was just a sound whenever we would suey people, say white was a part of it. So that was his first interview with us since Dan had made a mockery of that one public speaking mishap.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
I just continue. I continue to distrust all of you, but I appreciate the time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
OK, thank you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
You can learn about our show's history with Pablo Torre on this week's upcoming episode of The Oral History.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
And then, OK, we've gotten further from the compliment phase. I think we just probably ended there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Yeah. I'm really excited about this episode with Kevin Wilds, who used to be my boss when I worked on The Jump, and Nick Wright.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
I'm happy that you mentioned that because Kevin Wilds is like an iconic producer.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Yeah, I don't know how many people know that. And like all producers, fell in love with a camera and microphone. And a microphone, absolutely. They all come over this side, don't they? Except for Matthew Coogler. But I also stand with Pablo in that Nick Wright is a horrible person. You're sitting. Thank you. You're also sitting, yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
No, I pushed the button. He pushed the button. It just says coughing. No, it just says coughing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Come on. We got to... do a little something for him. He's battling here. Thank you, Mike. He did the right thing. Now, if he just coughed right into the microphone, then that's a fine, but... I'm just saying, I'm trying to go by what the sponsor wants. We're actually trying to get some payoffs here, so let's give him a win and let's get our $10.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
You're supposed to suppress a cough a little bit so it's not picked up by the other ones. It's supposed to be pressed, not depressed.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
I think I do a healthy amount.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Yeah. Yeah. Volume shooter on the props. Go for the bigger paydays. And then I have one that makes me like about even on the weekend. I'm like, man, how much fun was had? So much fun.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
And that's why you hear someone in the background go, ah! and reacting to it. But Dan, credit to him, told Mickey to his face to stay white.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
I came a catch short on Devontae Adams because I was just like, last game of the regular season, potentially Aaron Rodgers' last game ever. He's just going to go out feeding Devontae Adams. So I took every over, and I juiced up the receptions, and I got it up to six and a half, and I hit literally seven of eight legs, and I just needed one catch. But that doesn't even land on me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
I need that to feel alive.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together by Miller time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
One of the greatest freshman seasons in the history of college baseball, .484 batting average. Pat Burrell was incredible, and I think you owe him an apology for not even considering him here when you're talking about Cam Ward having the greatest individual season in UM athletics history.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Now, Mike, you said one of the greatest freshman seasons ever, and then you said he batted .484. Is there another freshman season you could think of anywhere that competes with that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Well, I wanted to hedge my bets specifically in that sport because, you know, I don't know college baseball. If you go to college baseball, you have to play like two seasons, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
So I was absolutely hooked on that. You mentioned the next oral history episode, what we do with that. We're actually hitting pause on the narrative storytelling of the oral history this week because we wanted to have a special halftime episode where we focus on all the wonderful co-hosts that have joined our show, all the talents that have sat in the seat that Greg is sitting in right now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
It's an episode that shines a spotlight on Amin and Greg and others.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Yeah, it's a great story. It's a great story that's founded like superficially in Mark Zuckerberg. And we did an episode about this early on in 2023, an episode about Mark Zuckerberg falling in love with mixed martial arts and Brazilian jujitsu. You've sort of seen his I've seen his since college, his visual appearance, his style evolve. He was one of the most awkward people on the planet.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
um if you ever ever seen that video about him talking about a sweet baby ray's barbecue sauce um you know that um and he's since sort of restyled himself into this mma guy and what he's doing now with dana white is look it's very transparent um just on a political level like dana white is a surrogate for donald trump
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Facebook, like Amazon, like every multinational corporation in America is figuring out how do we now deal with the guy, the president, who wants us to, yeah, show our fealty to him. And so Dana White being on the board of Meta is shocking only if you don't follow that story. But I think there's a bigger story about content moderation here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
So, like, look, this is going to be me talking for a while, guys. You want to make fun of me now? Should I wait? Should I just keep going?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
I'm actually going down there to talk about the IMG Academy head coaching hire that Bill Belichick just made.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Yeah, like the whole idea of free speech, right? That's the whole platform. And so content moderation, when it was not Donald Trump as the president, when the culture was in the other part of the pendulum swing, content moderation, I used to say this was the reason why all of these tech CEOs, the richest people in the world, were stressed out about their jobs.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Because they had to do the hard act of basically being a Supreme Court justice and trying to figure out what speech is allowed, what is dangerous, what is free, what's okay, what's not, what's harassment, what's abuse. It's an impossible question that literally the Supreme Court has really hard, yeah, really hard times trying to solve. All right. What? What?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
He came out and really, in a way that he hasn't publicly- It was fake? Slammed the hell out of that story.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
I love the idea that he says, whoever said I had a $600 million wedding is outright lying. It's preposterous. We're just dating. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
I mean, yeah, he didn't volunteer the number, but look, there's a lot of online conjecture about Jeff Bezos and he's never really been all that compelled to come out as strongly as he did. So I'm guessing something was off there when the reported detail was $600 million. He came out on social media and blasted it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
But the through line here is that they are coming out strongly. And I mean that literally like Jeff Bezos is jacked now. Mark Zuckerberg works out like these guys have become the other side of the cultural aisle when it comes from Nerdville now to like we are jocks.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
what i was going to say about the content moderation thing is simply that they don't have to worry about that question anymore because now content moderation is what they always wanted it to be which was just satiating the people who could get them in trouble content moderation was always about how do we protect our own asses and now the people holding them to account are not some larger uh democracy with sensitivity towards minority groups it's just the one guy
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
And so on the board of Meta is Dana White. We know his general approach to, quote unquote, free speech. And we know that he's now dissolving Mark Zuckerberg is the board that he had tried to install. That would be a pseudo Supreme Court in terms of figuring out what's OK and what's not. So everybody can stop pretending that they cared about content moderation.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
And now it's just straight appeasement, which is, again, predictable, but also very funny visually.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Pablo, one of the most shocking things I think about that video was the part where he says, in part, this decision is because, well, we saw the election. He outright says it. The other people have spoken. They don't care about this stuff. America wants this. It's one thing to say, hey, I don't want the burden of censorship. It's one thing to say, hey, we're going from
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
You know, removing content to reducing mistakes in removing content, like all those things I think you can make a rational argument for and see like, yeah, that makes sense. But when he blatantly says, yeah, the election results also let us know that like the time for changing. That was the part I was shocked that he would admit out loud.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Yeah, and by the way, I don't have a good solution, right? Content moderation is, in fact, really hard. Look at Elon's approach to X. His approach has been a winning one, a quote unquote popular one, to go to the rhetoric that Amin was just citing there. I don't have a good solution. It's literally why I keep on repeating this. The Supreme Court has to rule over these free speech issues.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
There is no easy standard for what is fire in a crowded theater versus abuse of minorities. It's incredibly hard and it's a case by case basis and it's not best left to tech companies. But to what Amin is saying, like they're basically saying, yeah, look, Trump won and people don't care anymore about this. And I think that is, I guess, statistically narrowly true.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
He won a majority that is more narrow than the rhetoric suggests. But also, I think it's broadly true because everyone else is just exhausted. It's exhausted. Everybody here, I think, is tired of the argument about can this person say this or not?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Even people who care about the trampled upon smaller groups in this country that are being, you know, not just punched down upon, but like roundhouse kicked off of platforms. All of us are like, I guess that's just what it is. And I don't blame you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Yeah. Feels good. Welcome to the Pitch Clock.
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Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Bravo, Streeter!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
We're going back to three strikes and you're out today. It's 2007. The list in front of you is top 20 run scored league leaders. So we'll alternate guesses. Jeremy, you'll be up first. 2007 runs. 2007 runs scored. Okay. I'm gonna say Jose Reyes. Jose Reyes is the first Met. Chris Cody, you're up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Jimmy Rollins is second on this list. The first Philly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
I'm doing it. Miguel Cabrera? Miguel Cabrera? Nicht auf der Liste.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Ja, so El Extra Base ist ein digitales Medien-Outlet, das ich 2018 mit meinem guten Freund Julio Muñoz gegründet habe. Und seitdem haben wir Major League Baseball, Carribean Leagues, World Series, All-Star-Games, alles, was mit Baseball zu tun hat, weltweit. Und das haben wir seit 2018 gemacht.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Der beste jetzt, obwohl er nicht auf dem Feld ist, ist Ronald Acuna Jr. Wenn er gesund ist und spielt, ist er einer der besten 5 oder 3 Spieler im Spiel. Wir haben die 40-70-Saison gesehen, die er vor 2 Jahren hatte und was er machen konnte, wenn er gesund ist.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Natürlich gibt es viele Wenns zu seinem Gesundheit, aber ich habe keine Angst, dass er nicht nur der beste Venezuelaner ist, aber auch der bestmögliche. Wow, also du hast ihn in dieser Kategorie. Er hat alles mit ihm. Kontakt, Kraft, Geschwindigkeit, ein guter Arm. Seine Verteidigung ist die einzige Frage. Auch dann hat er Defensive Flaschen. Genau.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Ich glaube nicht, dass wir einen Venezuelischen Fußballspieler sehen, der so komplett ist wie Ronald.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Right now? For me, Williard Abreu. Tell me why. Because Williard is doing fantastic things in right field. Defensively, he might be the best right fielder in the game. He has seven home runs already. He's put in an unreal offensive season. But also, defensively, he's up there with the best in the game. And I feel like nobody's talking about him. He's playing unbelievable baseball. Correct.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
I think nobody's talking about Williard Abreu right now. And I love seeing him play.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Er ist in AAA mit den Cubs, mit den Iowa Cubs. Er ist ein Catcher, ein großer Kerl. Er ist in 381 im Minerspiel. Okay, also das ist ein guter Start. Aber er wird so gut sein in der Zukunft. Gute Nachrichten für die Cubs-Fans.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Are we going to be talking about them as a potential wildcard team down the stretch? I think we can. Because they have the talent. The only question for me is the pitching depth in the rotation. Aber ja, ich denke, es ist nachhaltig. Ich meine, weil sie den Talent haben, aber auch, weil ich keine klare
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Absolut. Es gibt eine legitere Chance, dass sie am Ende September für den Wildcard-Spot spielen werden. Ich würde nicht überrascht sein. Ich denke, es ist durch den Talent, den sie haben, nachhaltig. Aber auch, weil die ALS für viele Teams sehr offen ist. Ich nehme Derek Jeter.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Warum habe ich das gemacht? Derek Jeter ist natürlich Nummer 1. Oh nein, Derek Jeter ist nicht auf der Liste. Was machen wir hier? Was ist das für ein Spiel? Derek Jeter, aus Erinnerung, ist einer der ersten Namen auf dieser Liste.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Das ist der dritte Schuss.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
But they're going to be wrong. With four tigers, it's basically just name somebody on that tiger team.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Ich denke, ich möchte Pete bemerken. Weil er, wie du gesagt hast, so eine exhaustive Off-Season hat mit den Kontrakt-Negotiations. Er wollte immer zurück nach New York. New York wollte... ihn zurückzunehmen. Aber was Scott Boras natürlich auch suchte, er wollte es einfach nicht. Besonders nach der Art von Saison, die er hatte.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Aber was mich am meisten über Pete beeinflusst, ist, dass wenn wir über Sluggers in heute's Game denken, wir über Chasing und Striking denken, nicht viel. Er hat mehr Wurzeln als Strikeouts. Und er macht Kontakt wie Luis Arraez. Und wenn du diesen Kontakt hast, mit dieser Macht, wirst du einer der größten Stars im Spiel werden. Das, was wir mit Aaron Judge im Baseball sehen, ist Pete Alonso.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Deshalb möchte ich das anzeigen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Kyle Stowers. Ich glaube, er ist der Nummer eins gerade. Ja. Weil... Wie wir mit Pete erwähnt haben, ist die Qualität der Bats, die er nimmt, das, was mich mehr erzählt. Du kannst es mit dem Grand Slam oder den Homers nehmen, aber die Bats, die er nimmt, sind off the charts und weit über der Average. Also glaube ich, Stowers ist jetzt der Typ. Und ich würde sagen,
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Max Maier, der auf dem Pitching-Bereich ist. Ich glaube, er hat die Off-Season mit diesem neuen Coach, dem neuen Pitching-Direktor geändert. Die Anzahl der Informationen, die er in der Off-Season mitgebracht hat, war für ihn wichtig. Ich sehe ihn mehr auf dem Pitching-Bereich und auf dem Spiel. Das kannst du definitiv sehen. Und er hat es geschafft, Find the right adjustments after struggling.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Brandon Inge. Es ist nicht Brandon Inge.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Ist es wirklich?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Nicht Johnny Damon. Die volle Liste. Nummer 1. Liga-Leader das Jahr und hat A-Rod gespielt. Und der nächste Yankee, Bobby Abreu. Der erste Tiger, Curtis Granderson. The Rocky. Matt Holliday, Cleveland, Grady Sizemore, Tiger, Maglio, Ordóñez, The Red Sox, Big Papi, David Ortiz. Wow!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Danke für nichts, Arschloch. Bluejay war Alex Rios, der andere Marlon. Dan Ugla? Dan Ugla. Ja, es war Dan Uggle.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Und dann der letzte Teil der Liste, der Brewer, Prinz Fielder. Prinz Fielder. Der brave Chipper Jones. Der rote Brandon Phillips. Der Tiger ist zurückgegangen. Gary Sheffield macht seinen Weg nach Detroit. Placido Polanco, der andere Tiger. Placido Polanco.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Kann ich fragen, als nicht-spanischer Redner, ist es mit Cojones verbunden?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Aber du bist überrascht. Das bedeutet, du bist überrascht, oder? Ich bin überrascht von hier unten.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
God went there with a needle and thread.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
A golden thread. Light blue shoe.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
No, you can't do that. No one cares about Malik Nabors, Jack.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
You also have Russell Wilson. That's right, and James Winston. You know what I'm saying?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
What do you mean? That homeless looking guy over there looks like David Beckham.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Nein, nein.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Wir haben noch nicht darüber gesprochen. Dan, ich will nur auf den Namen von Phil und Joe Necro sprechen. Sam Roe can't be a king of comedy. That's kind of one of our things.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
What about the Boones? Ooh, the Boones. What about Whitey Herzog? Ooh, Catfish Hunter. Mark McGuire was like pink.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Anyone named Whitey, really, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Spencer Tracy ist ein berühmter Name.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Spencer Tracy ist ein berühmter Name. Spencer Tracy ist ein berühmter Name. Spencer Tracy ist ein berühmter Name.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Ja. Er würde das essen. Ist er in Seattle frei zu essen? Das ist die Frage.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
National Legend, das braucht es nicht zu sein.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Metaphorisch gesagt, hast du es nicht einfach niemandem übergeben?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
But also the algorithm pushed it to him.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Ja, weil es nicht eine andere Position mitgebracht hat, was für mich das Schwierigste war. Es sagte nicht Offensive Coordinator und Assistant Head Coach, es sagte nicht Receiver Coach, es war nur Assistant Head Coach. Niemand, der wirklich übersteht, du bist einfach da.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Ich werde ihn nicht verurteilen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Das ist verrückt. Er hat gesagt, er hat den Kopf gesehen. Hey, das ist wild, Mann. Okay, so you just added a head coach in there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
That's the job description for every coach on the staff.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Hey, Vater, siehst du, was Carson App postet? Was postete er? War er mit Drewski?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Okay, so... Hey, Dad, they're asking about if I can go down to South Beach and practice making a family. You can't do that. I told you about that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
I don't think the assistant head football coach in Miami is getting $57,000.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Ich warte auf den Punkt, aber ich werde dich gleich wiederholen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
That's not... Oh, I thought we were talking about for you, five for you. I was talking, that's what I was talking about. I didn't want to get into my numbers yet.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Eight for both. Y'all got a recording studio? Yeah. Okay. So what kind of, like, who had the best mixtape of everybody on the roster last year? I would like to also, you know, drop a mixtape during the season. Because, you know, that's what they say about the marketing of it all. It's like, you got the most visibility at this part of the year.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
So I think it's important that we leverage that as a team. And I would like for all of the coaching staff to get behind the marketing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
I read something recently about the marketing behind the film that won Best Picture at the Oscars. So I would appreciate some kind of investment into making sure that, you know, come the Grammys or at least the Streamys.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
That's a legit part of the job description, by the way. That is not a fake thing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Er weiß nicht, dass sein Vater jetzt 36 Jahre alt ist. Er ist nicht 60, er ist ich. Okay. Okay. Okay.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Just bullshit? $4,000.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
I hold her.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Fühlen wir uns schlecht?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Auch das ist ein Unterkauf. Denn das ist so, wie jede Industrie funktioniert. Du kannst wirklich gut in der Industrie sein und wenn du nicht das Geld spielst, um den ganzen Welt zu zeigen, außer wenn du im Wald bist und ein Baum fällt und niemand da ist, um es zu sehen. Niemand wird es wissen. Und so in Filmen und Entertainment im Allgemeinen gibt es zwei Regeln.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Du kannst entweder einen wirklich großen Namen nennen. Du kannst den Rock auf deinen Film legen. Du kannst Tom Cruise nennen und jeder wird natürlich gehen und es sehen. Und ja, du hast auch den Marketing-Budget dahinter. But even those movies are not just really good movies, they're incredible movies, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
And so they're like, hey, we can make this incredible movie, this incredible script with the perfect actors to bring it to life. And then you're picking exactly, like, this is an incredible story. I know if anybody sees it, it will shoot to the top, like Parasite, like this film as well.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Das muss gut sein. Ich glaube, die Übersaturation von Content im Allgemeinen, egal ob es Sport ist, Filme, Dokumente, Podcasts, es ist so, du hast Zugang zu allem. Und die einzige Creme, die nach oben steigen wird, sind die, die wirklich gut sind. Es ist egal, wie viele große Namen da drin sind. Deshalb ist es ein Quote-unquote-Kollaps.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Denn normalerweise, wenn du so viele Optionen hast, wenn wir das nur in den Boxen haben, weil wir bezahlt haben, und wir haben die größten Schauspieler und die größten Direktoren bezahlt, wird jeder rutschen, um es zu sehen. Das ist nicht die Wahrheit mehr. Ich kann mich zu Hause setzen und einen Film wie Parasite finden und sagen, das ist unglaublich.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Und ich würde lieber das tun, als in den Boxen zu gehen und die großen Namen zu sehen. Denn ich kann garantieren, es ist eine niedrigere Entfernung zu einem wirklich guten, untertäuschenden Paar.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Ich habe die Rede nicht gesehen. War es eine gute Rede? Nein, es war nicht.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
But I have something more important than anybody else that wanted extra time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
But more importantly, I want to talk about these social issues. I've made out with Halle Berry twice. Can I have more time, please? Thank you. Have you?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I'm not, and I resent that implication.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Those that use the right bathroom. Do you travel with thongs? And then what do you do when you have to leave?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I have house slippers that I walk around in the house. I give socks to guests. because I don't want them to be bare feet. No shoes, no shoes in the house. And when people come in without socks, I buy socks. Are they like a new fresh pair and then they get to keep them? No, but you can buy them on Amazon.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
You can buy them in bulk and they're extremely cheap. I just don't want people's toes on my floor.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Wait, these socks have grips? Yes. Yes. It's not. You can't give people slip socks. I knew exactly where he was going. That would be obviously liability. You can't have people on your floor with slip socks.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
People have a ton of fun.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
People are having a great time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Roy's efficiency has been off the charts. It's what I do. He dropped a title nine. Then he dropped a yep when it came to master.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
No. Definitely no.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Don Levitard. Oh, I like firing people. So I take the opportunity to fire whenever I possibly can because I can use it as a learning experience for them and try to help them out and try to point out what they did wrong. But in this case, the employee was enough levels below where I was that I did not do the firing, but I had it done within moments of discovery.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I'm just like firing people.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
It's just absurd. It's absurd. Stugatz. I'm talking about people who I fire who deserve it, who have done something that actively requires me to fire them. It is my unadulterated pleasure to do so. This is the Dan Labatar Show with the Stugatz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Tell us about the young core. That we haven't heard before.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Thank you. Great. The Mets signed Pete Alonzo, and it was a huge win.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
God, would it be amazing if they were a state? I mean, then that would be a U.S. victory. I'm stuck on iceplex.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Don't the Knicks practice at SUNY Purchase? No.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I'm so glad you challenged this. Because it's not perpetual around the Elser, because if you listen to Ron McGill yesterday, they migrate here during the winter.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I've got to look up Davion Mitchell's salary, but it might be, yes. Because we said that they had until 3 p.m. Eastern, and if they don't get below— the tax, then the whole Butler trade's a nightmare.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I'm sorry, but make sure we speak to our Heat people. I believe what happened here is the Raptors did not want Anderson, and the Raptors knew that they had the Heat over a barrel because they had until 3 p.m. to get below, and then they upgraded to P.J. Tucker. Is there a chance that's what happened and the Heat didn't want to trade P.J.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Steve Smith.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Tucker, but they had to get under the line more than they wanted to keep Tucker?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Never heard him referred to as Steven. Never heard of Steven A. Smith.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I can't imagine PJ Tucker and his level of despondency. He's got to hate the heat now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Do you think he was on a plane already? PJ? If we can find out the travel of PJ Tucker.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Was he on his way? Here? No. So he was waiting until 3 p.m.? I'm pretty sure when they do the deal, they tell him, hey, man, don't book that flight yet. You think that the Heat were already knowing that Anderson was not going to be able to be moved?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
He's the Jetsam? No. The non-Jetsam? The non-Jetsam, yes. I'm trying to be cool here. Never heard that expression before. Flotsam? You ever heard Flotsam and Jetsam? I've never heard Flotsam and Jetsam. Am I, again, the only one in the room? No, I have no idea what you're talking about.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Oh, my God. Three times.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Different background or no?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
It'd be the worst background I've ever seen of anyone who's been on the air. I mean, he has a parakeet jersey.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
It's not a little glove at all.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
You have a 69 jersey that you're covering with your head.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Well, that's covering a Haslam jersey. Right. Don't you think we'd rather see the Haslam jersey than the parakeet 69? It's retired.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Yeah. Finally, we mentioned Super Bowl.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I just found it annoying that it's twice, two days in a row when we're trying to get going, and then he's the guy who the kids are in the car. You're ready to roll, and all of a sudden one of them says, oh, I got to go to the bathroom. He's keeping track of when you guys pee. It's too late. He knows when all of us pee.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I wasn't looking at his pecker. You're checking it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I've never used the bathroom in this studio. No, I just meant in general. I sit to pee always. Really? I do not stand a urinal. This tracks. Somehow not shocking. I do not. There's too much splash potential. Wait, hold on.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Exactly. Wait, you sit, though. You touch the seat. Oh, no. You hover? Am I the only one who squats with your thighs? To pee?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I'm sorry. I'm not doing this, but you have contact with the public toilet seat?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
You work on that, David. Just direct it. I am surprised to hear all of your takes on this.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
that you have to use tissues on the toilet seat because you don't want to throw them into the toilet because you may clog it. And then when you're done, you just clump the tissues and put them in the waste can. So I'm always doing math. I've never been in that bathroom either.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
You will not stand in my house. You're going to hear it. I will make sure. And how do I know? Because you hear the double click up. Is no one else knowing the noise?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
And do you like list them upon arrival? Do you have like a list on the wall? It depends on you. So when people are coming over just to pick me up, I know they're not using the restroom. I don't have to go into the restroom rules. if someone's coming over for a meal. Do you lay these rules out?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
People want communication.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
When you say, hey, I have to use the bathroom, I'll say, fine, just make sure you sit. So you don't say it until... That's what I was just trying to say.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Not when you come in the house.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I would be like, I need to get even with him, and this is how I'm going to do it. I am very much missing this, and I guess it's one of the issues I have.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
No problem. Where's the bathroom? It's right over there, but I would send, there's several different choices depending on what you're doing. There's a bathroom just for hand washing.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
That's called the half bath.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
This is very uncomfortable, this conversation. And I will tell you that that is a very normal thing. That when you have, for example, if there are workers... You're profiling? Hold on.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Pablo, he has a shovel. Let him dig! It's not by race. It's not by... It's by if your hands are dirty because... You're doing weeds, for example. Sure. I'm not letting you use the main. I don't mean smoking them.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
If someone needs the restroom and is cleaning something that makes them dirty, I don't want them in the nice bathroom.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
And also, I'll keep going. Kids. There's certain bathrooms for the kids to use. I don't want kids. How much money do you have?
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I've had that happen. There's a place outside. Where'd you send Greg Cody? You cannot, you cannot, if I see that, like we won't over surf. That's the thing too. What's the spot that you pick outside? Because clearly you picked a spot. So there is behind a hedge. You've been where we're talking about.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
How do you do that? Just drink responsibly. How do you do that? Wait, hold on. First of all, I'm liable. No, how do you do it? I say you can't have any more drinks. You're watching every time someone gets up to go to the kitchen? It's not hard to pay attention to 40 people.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
He's paying attention to when all of us pee. I can pay attention to a lot of people. Wait, don't criticize me for not over-serving people.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
It's not hard.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
So I host a lot. I hate hosting. I'm surprised you as a germaphobe are... People love coming over and I want people to feel welcome as long as they follow the rules.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
This is not about... I did the same when I had a two-bedroom apartment with one and a half baths. Oh my God, how'd the rules work back then? It was dicey. Pee out the window. No, there were, so I love where your head's at. New York City, in doorman buildings, there are bathrooms in the lobby.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Plan better in advance. Pablo, somehow you can set Greenwich called and said it must be 1102 Eastern. Pablo's going pee-pee. I didn't know that about myself. It just so happens. It's been two days in a row. I just wanted you to know that whatever you were drinking, because you started today with two big cups. But it's causing you to have to go to the bathroom and slow the show.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I'm told by many people that I do a lot of things wrong, and I was never modeled it. I had a weird—so I do a lot of things differently than most people, and I don't know why that is.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Well, I still assume that no one would sit on a public toilet. No, no.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I know that most of you stand, but I know that most people are not you where they can control the splash.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
It depends also the water level. There's certain bathrooms where the water level is so high that there's nothing you can do.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
Second. You made that up. Number 69. I love it. What about Fernando Tatis? Make your own list. Yeah, yeah.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
Let's do that again. It's company. Let's do that again.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
Give it to me from the top, man. Give it to me from the top, please. Stop. He's a burby. He's a burby. Chicky nuggy. Can we clip that?
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
You're getting audited.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
That is a strike.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
Kevin Pit Snoggle. The secret sauce was just white guys. Pretty much, yeah.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
What about number one? I remember him. He was so cute. Michael Jordan.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
All right, make your own list. This is my list. Do you remember that guy Andrew Lovedale on that Davidson team? Absolutely not. That's who I remember from that Elite Eight run. Of course, Charlie. I do not remember.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
That's exactly where I was going to go.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
I know what it is. Can we just let Chris off the hook for Titto? What are we doing? Titto is tough. That's tough. That was tough. That's tough. You know, no punishment for me. Gary, we don't let him off the hook for that. It was me. It doesn't seem like he's ever been let off the hook, though. You thought it was me.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
Yeah, it was me, dude. It just seems like something Chris would say. It does. Chris seems more like a Titto guy. I tried to give it to him. He's an ass man, actually.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
It's baseball. I've never heard.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
Ooh, we got a top five list. You look so excited about this top five list. I'm nervous. Thanks.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
Evan Williams Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey. Barnstown, Kentucky. Rewind. No, you were doing so well all week.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
Don Levitard. Our Panther group chat, we're confident against the Lightning. This is a different team. You're a Panther group chat, though. No, but dude, you're so wrong on that. We've been terrified of this team forever, and I think there's a different energy where the Panthers, they want the Lightning.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
Just all of it. Both.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
Like I said, all of it.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
I have one that I feel amazing about. Another that is just old, but I don't feel it's not going to be too funny. And then I have one that my wife just hates. It's not that old. Every time I wear it, my wife is like, never wear that again.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
He's going to be strong here, I think.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
Describe it for us, please. I think that's a 4th of July shirt.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
Well, Pablo's only here for a few more minutes, so maybe we should go to him.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
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Local Hour: Pecan Rolls
Okay. So I thought I was good with money. Turns out I was really good at ignoring it. Like how am I spending this much on delivery or Uber or that one shoe store that I buy too many shoes from? Then I started using Monarch money and dude, it's a financial wake up call. Monarch's not just some budgeting app.
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Local Hour: Pecan Rolls
It's basically your money command center puts everything, accounts, credit cards, investments into one place. So you're not guessing anymore. And listen, I found stuff I didn't even know I was paying for. Since I started using Monarch, I'm tracking my spending, actually saving
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Local Hour: Pecan Rolls
And yeah, even having money check-ins with my wife and we're looking at each other and we're like, yeah, okay, we're all good. It makes the hard stuff way easier. And over a million households use Monarch. It was named the best budgeting app of 2025 by the Wall Street Journal. So it's not just me hyping up. It's legit. It's real. Real deal, Holyfield.
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Local Hour: Pecan Rolls
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Local Hour: Pecan Rolls
He doesn't do public capitulation very often.
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Local Hour: Pecan Rolls
Minor penalty, two minutes for adding nothing.
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Local Hour: Pecan Rolls
Well, he is welcome. Thank you. Thank me. So, yesterday, I watched, no, listen, I watched about a minute and a half of the game. Second period, I was watching some of the game, decided, you know what, I'm going to help the boys out. I'm going to put a couple quid on the lightning, okay? You know what happens. I bet the team, the opposite team wins. So, put a couple quid on the lightning.
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Local Hour: Pecan Rolls
When the Panthers were down 3-2, all of a sudden, bam, there it is. You know what, thank you. Thank you, Tony. You know what? I try to do my best, Dan. You tell me I don't watch hockey. You tell me that I don't care, that I'm Cuban. I don't care. You're right.
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Local Hour: Pecan Rolls
The difference is I want to help the boys out, and I want to watch a couple minutes, see the feel for the game, bet the team, have the Panthers win.
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Local Hour: Pecan Rolls
It's like, how many times is the season going to end with AD holding his back, too? So it's kind of a good swap there.
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Local Hour: Pecan Rolls
That's funny because that's true, but also it felt like a Bane situation in Batman where it's like, I'm powerful, and then Bane kind of puts his hand on the back of the guy's neck and he's like, do you feel powerful right now? Because I can end you. The thing is, Dan, it feels like this generation of the NBA learned from the past generation, saw the malice in the palace, has seen all the...
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Local Hour: Pecan Rolls
the aftermath of it. And it kind of has like a next gear of, you know what? I know what that was like. I can't do it again at this part.
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
Well, I'm going to make you think about him more. Do you find the Patriots dynasty more or less annoying than the now Chiefs dynasty?
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
Your Wiki page says you're born in New York too, though.
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
I haven't seen one yet, but I explained this to people. One of my friends was in town this weekend and I was explaining to her that when it gets below 40, the iguanas like seize and then they fall out of trees. And then we were driving around and we saw an iguana scurrying across the road right when it got warm on Saturday.
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
And I was like, maybe this one just woke up and was like, whoa, what the hell happened last night? You think the iguanas that like when they unthaw, they're like, holy, holy shit, where am I?
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
It's like waking up from a blackout drunk night and you're just like, how did I end up in the street?
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
What was your thought process?
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
Have a deal with the devil. That obviously has to factor in, right?
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
I think the whole team probably.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Looks like we're not going to see his career high in strikeouts for a game at nine unless we really start swinging and missing.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
We'll see. Another strikeout. There is number nine in three and two thirds innings.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
It's his birthday on Wednesday. You guys wish him a happy birthday? I did. Good for you. See? It's a real friend. Of course. Not like you, Zach. Do you know who his favorite artist is? I do not. Do you know who his favorite artist is? I don't. Picasso. Picasso. That seems like just something you say. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
That's kind of difficult to get wrong.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Like Drake or like Future. I said, all right. No. What other information did they give you?
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
He loves a good burger. I'll tell you that right now. Loves a good burger.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Shout out to Burble right down the street.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
I don't believe that he loves Picasso. It's just respectfully to Jaden Bishop. I guess we're going to have to ask him. Are you calling me a liar? I just want the full scoop. I could just make stuff up and you wouldn't know the difference, right? You just assume I'm reading it from something. Do you want to guess his favorite artist? It's not Picasso.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Music or painting?
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
All right.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
I shouldn't have told you.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Maybe I'm a good teammate.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
In fairness, it doesn't say musical artist. It just says artist. So he may be a fan of Bad Bunny's painting.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
He took the liberty to do it as a music artist.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Yeah.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Yes, that lines up. You think Bad Bunny paints?
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
I think he does it all. Whoa. Cross to right field, it'll be pulled foul.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
He's a grad student out of Key West. Worst fear is the dark or huge birds. Hopefully the birds here won't spook him.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Well, for the birds, don't scare them too bad.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Which do you think scares them more?
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Crusted down the line foul. That's a great question. I'd say it's more the huge birds. Yeah, I mean, night games would be a problem. Huge birds? Was that the description?
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Dark or huge birds. I would say huge over dark. I'm going to agree with Rhino there. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Oh. That's a champion. Minor penalty. Two minutes for not listening. FIU baseball matters. Get out of here.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Easter
I did it for the six. Not a one of them is listening. GruntFast might be listening.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Easter
And there are very few. Guzio is cracking up.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Easter
That's unbelievable. Amazing.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Easter
No, but after choking. Oh, you said it.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Easter
Oh, that was it? Dagny looked it up. He bails halfway through the name. Dagny.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Easter
First weekend. That is playoff hockey right there.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Easter
What do you mean it's an underrated annoyance? Getting something notarized is underrated annoyance.
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Local Hour: Top 5 Underrated Pains
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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Local Hour: Top 5 Underrated Pains
I'm gonna do this again. A ton of bad games. Bad games, whatcha gonna, whatcha gonna, whatcha gonna do when Dan Levitar judges you?
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Postgame Show: JuJu Gives The Fans His Tears
Juju, wir wissen, dass du überall über die WNBA bist. Du hast die T-Shirts da. Was hast du von Angel Reese und Kaitlyn Clark gemacht dieses Wochenende?
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Postgame Show: JuJu Gives The Fans His Tears
Alright, let's do some post game. Let's bring Juju aboard here. Hello Juju, how are you today?
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Postgame Show: JuJu Gives The Fans His Tears
Ich meine, Juju, du hast gerade gesagt, dass du gut bist, als ich dich gefragt habe. Und dann hast du ein ganzes Deal gemacht, wie du Jahre deines Lebens verloren hast.
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Postgame Show: The Double Standard For Men?
I don't know. I mean, I feel like we kind of need to see how it ends, right? To figure out what details we're missing that's happening in these episodes that we're not thinking are that important until it kind of all gets wrapped together at the end, right?
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Postgame Show: The Double Standard For Men?
That he wasn't really the driving force on what was talked into, but still committed the crime.
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Postgame Show: The Double Standard For Men?
It's someone who's done wrong that you seemingly are finding yourself possibly rooting for.
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
I think right behind making sure your son's the executive producer of his friend's sports show.
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
Dan, I feel like I don't know enough about the kinds of PEDs that these players are using, but it's sort of my understanding that when you stop using them, they stop doing anything for you, right?
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
I think it also depends on what it is, though, and how long they're using it and that sort of stuff. And I don't know if I know enough about it to really make a judgment call.
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
It's a very unfortunate situation to be a Steelers fan right now because no matter what, you just got to accept they're not going to be – it's going to be bad. It's going to be bad. It's going to be bad. But would you rather have the headache of Aaron Rodgers and how annoying he is? I don't know. I mean, most likely not.
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
Well, also, I'm like, is there, Roy, have they said like what kind of steroids or PEDs he was using? Because there's a difference, right?
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
Like there's a difference between some of the things that athletes were getting pinched for in the 90s versus things like a stimulant or something that's on the list of performance enhancing drugs that you're not supposed to use that could help you work out longer. I genuinely don't know enough about it to really make the judgment call, but I know that there are some slight differences.
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
What Yannick Sinner got in trouble for that has been a long fought over battle in tennis over the last two years could be a completely different thing than what Barry Bonds was doing.
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
That's why Roy, the shield watcher, was the one who... Yes, exactly.
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
I think the other thing I think of when I think of a lot of these athletes who have been using PEDs for a long time is that like a lot of these things we know are really bad for you in the long term.
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
And so it sort of like makes me sad because there's so much pressure to obviously perform and to like maximize your prime as an athlete and your earning potential that like you understand like what they're putting their bodies through and that it is something that like most of our bodies wouldn't be able to withstand.
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
And so it's very like it's sad sometimes to think about too much because it's like Something that, as fans, we're just being entertained. We're like, stop making that stupid decision, you dumb hockey player. But internally and physically, he's probably going through an insane amount of pressure.
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Hour 1: The Mitchell Report Was Crazy, Huh?
Hockey fans love to tell you how tough their favorite players are. Absolutely. It's not just Mike.
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Postgame Show: BREAKING NEWS (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I do understand why it is that we might see some conspiracy in a Buddy Heald shot at the end, especially if any of you saw that video from last week of Steve Kerr talking to Buddy saying, Buddy, I love you, but you got the greatest shooter in the world over here. He's wide open. Pass him the ball. But when you think of conspiracy.
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Postgame Show: BREAKING NEWS (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I generally don't think of the Warriors trying hard all game long, really hard to stay exactly even with the Clippers. And then at the end saying, you know what? Never mind this last shot. I'm just going to make such a dumb decision that I make everyone think it's conspiracy because they don't understand why I made that decision.
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Postgame Show: BREAKING NEWS (feat. JuJu Gotti)
What is the bet for number of times that Stugatz tomorrow pronounces it McElroy? What's the over-under on number of times that Stu Gotts does that? Four and a half. Thank you. I appreciate that, Stu Botts. What do we have for the polls? And before we get to the polls, surely you have some WNBA draft thoughts.
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Postgame Show: BREAKING NEWS (feat. JuJu Gotti)
That can't be Breaking News if I just mentioned it six minutes ago.
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Postgame Show: BREAKING NEWS (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It is banana clips, but it's not breaking news because I said all of that 10 minutes ago.
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Postgame Show: BREAKING NEWS (feat. JuJu Gotti)
This is awkward to do this to you as you hit a somber note, but... Minor penalty, two minutes for not listening. You can't come on and do breaking news, Paige Beckers, after we mentioned it five minutes earlier. So we're going to talk for two minutes here as Juju sits out. I would like for you to walk off the screen and pretend like you are going to a penalty box there in your house.
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Postgame Show: BREAKING NEWS (feat. JuJu Gotti)
So you're 6'2", 220. What's the percentage of body fat there, Juju? It can't be more than 9% or 10%.
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Postgame Show: BREAKING NEWS (feat. JuJu Gotti)
And I'm going to simply... Oh, more breaking news.
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Postgame Show: BREAKING NEWS (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Oh, wow, Dan-O. Mike Bootholes are fired.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: BREAKING NEWS (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I have here, I wanted to ask you guys this because it made me laugh this weekend. I just get a random email, okay, just sent to my account. And the context is, it's just a listener who I've never heard from before, who is emailing me directly because he wants me to know something. He is telling me that there's something he wants me to know. And this is what he wanted me to know.
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Postgame Show: BREAKING NEWS (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Again, no context for it whatsoever. He says, he writes, you don't talk about the sports record that will never be broken. In 1938, Johnny Vandermeer threw two consecutive no-hitters. In order to break that, someone would have to throw three in a row. Good luck with that. Ted Howe. Yeah, you're absolutely right, Ted. Thank you for sharing that with me.
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Postgame Show: BREAKING NEWS (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Do you guys have any record that's harder to break than that? I bet someone can tie. At best. Someone would have to throw three. Thanks, Ted. Good luck with that. Thank you, Ted. And how would they do that? Hey! That's Ted Howe, ladies and gentlemen. Ted Howe. Welcome back, Juju. Let's update the polls here, sir.
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Postgame Show: BREAKING NEWS (feat. JuJu Gotti)
We got a big poll coming up here. I hope that he gives us an answer to Simpsons or South Park. That one's got to be that one's going to get a lot of votes.
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Postgame Show: BREAKING NEWS (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I don't know. I think the Simpsons might be more popular, but I don't know if it's better. And that is no knock on the Simpsons. Pose are the pose. Oh, that's it? Okay.
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Postgame Show: BREAKING NEWS (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I agree, but I would say that most people who have bodies that are as fit as Juju might be closer to being equipped to answer that question. Regardless, what do you have from today's show that you found interesting or bad as subject matter?
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Postgame Show: BREAKING NEWS (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Hold on. I'm going to do this to myself here. Hold on a second.
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Postgame Show: BREAKING NEWS (feat. JuJu Gotti)
The Phoenix Suns have fired Mike. Oh, what are we doing? No.
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Postgame Show: BREAKING NEWS (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Nice. Juju is sponsored now by delicious sandwiches. It's always nice to see Juju. It's always nice to hear from him, even when the critique is withering of what it is we have done that day.
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Postgame Show: BREAKING NEWS (feat. JuJu Gotti)
But that is one of the greatest highlights that no one would call the Smitty or tricky. Like they would just be amazed by that as a highlight. But you're right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Okay, also was hast du herausgefunden? Nummer eins...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
I've always found this a little bit scary around reporting. When you're out there and all you can trust is your sources. You have 11 of them. You are resolute as a university is going to want to protect itself. These football programs are strong. The economy around Belichick is strong. They will flog you if your information is correct. In today's age... People can deny everything.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Why is your information correct? Because North Carolina is going to keep saying your story is bullshit.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Why would Draymond get mad about being called angry?
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
So stressful to be in the middle of this or exhilarating because you know you've got your sources and you trust your sources? Again, this is a thing. I know this is a silly story. I know. But it's about power. It's about power in a real way. Yes, yes, because I do want to get into this part of it, Pablo. Just the idea of the male football establishment.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
There's no way they're letting this into the building like they'll. Sie machen die pinken Flächen, sie machen die pinken Flächen, um Traffic in whatever profit there is around breast cancer awareness, but the caveman locker rooms not letting a woman this ambitious on the premises. When this happens to their beloved coach, that's the end of the relationship with her.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Because she's his manager, because she's taking opportunity, a very great opportunity that any manager or agent would take if they too would happen to have a relationship with Belichick.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
I don't know what you're talking about.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Are you saying that this is manipulation, that this is public manipulation to just start a race fire around him because he loves to be in the center of conflict? Jim Leland used to say this about Barry Bonds. He'd go and invent things so that he could have all sorts of dumpster fires around him.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Pablo dominierte diese Geschichte von Anfang an. Es ist eine furchtbare Sache, es zu sagen. Er war der Erste, der berichtet hat, dass Jordan als Agent von Bill vor Monaten arbeitete. Er kann P-Body nominiert werden, aber das ist die Geschichte, die er bekannt werden wird. Es ist furchtbar. Er ist auf MSNBC. Ich wünschte, ich könnte mich zurückkämpfen. Nein, es ist schrecklich.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Das ganze Ding ist schrecklich. Es schämt dich. Es ist schrecklich für Journalismus, dass du die Klicks dieser bestimmten Geschichte ausfällst.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Sein kreatives Witz. Er war da, er wartete darauf. Er wartete darauf, so etwas zu passieren. Warum gingen sie nicht mit Ideen-Millen? Das ist so viel besser als kreatives Witz.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Und er konnte es nicht. Ich glaube nicht, dass er mit diesem Art von Witz kommen könnte. Sein kreatives Witz. Sein Ideen-Millen ist nicht so skeptisch. Sein kreatives Witz, er hat das genossen. Was für Ideen? Er ist ein Fußball-Coach.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Oh, but why would you say ideas? No, you should be in a Belichick. You should do what Saban's doing. He's in a Dunkin' Donuts commercial. You don't want, like, what do you mean? She's his manager.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
This is embarrassing. I'm just on this beat. Metal Ark Media funding this is an embarrassment. Funding this witch hunt. You did the same thing to Marcus Jordan and Larsa Pippen. You did the same thing. You trafficked in the supermarket aisle and you should be embarrassed. You're Peabody nominated. When I ask you the top five Pablo Torre finds out stories, they shouldn't be smut cells.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Und sie haben einfach den Dung aufgeräumt? Okay, was machst du?
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Are you gonna just stay on this beat? I think you should just keep... You know what I think you should do? Cheap and dirty?
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
I think you should have like three straight episodes on this. Like you should just... Dude, I could.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Pablo, ich frage dich, ich frage dich öffentlich, um deinen Brand zu verkaufen, indem du ein paar... Pablo Torre findet Mörser über diese dumme Geschichte.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Pablo, das ist der Geräusch, den wir hinter dir gespielt haben. Er kommt raus. Das ist tatsächlich Bill Belichick, oder? Und er benzt 310.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Don't say you're not saying anything. You were saying... Don't say you weren't saying anything. Why would they do that? creative muse, you were saying something. That's what you were doing. And I want to know, this is the Jordan and Belichick is Larsa and Marcus for white people. And I want to know when you're going to spread it around a little bit and go after your own people.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
He's coming back.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Ich meine, das ist wahr. Er ist mein Hero. Ich kann nicht glauben, dass das die Charts schießt.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Michael Jordan. Peacock, NBC. That basketball deal. Everybody wants broadcasters. I wonder how much that cost. And I like it, a special correspondent. He'll wander off his couch and do a Zoom three times a week. Give him 700 million dollars. Three times a week? I'm sorry, three times a year. My bad.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Three times a year he'll wander off the couch and do a Zoom from the last dance chair with a drink in his hand. Pablo, thank you. Excellent reporting. Way to waste time and money chasing these people down with 11 sources. It's not real journalism. It's asinine. Yes, it's very popular, that podcast. So, Zaz is scared of this thing here. He says he doesn't like it. It's not a thing to be liked.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Did you guys account for the fact, I read this this weekend, it was so funny, that it's also totally not surprising, that ChatGPT is basically responsible for college kids aren't studying at all anymore. Like they are just using AI to get through college and we are becoming fast, fast dumber.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Yeah, he's his own worst enemy in this situation. Of course, being an angry black man is a stereotypical trope. And I can't really defend him on this, because his actions on the court leads people to believe that, hey, you're an angry black man. Especially what he did to Rudy Gobert. Like, you put him in a chokehold and everything, like...
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
I don't know what to tell you. I don't even think in this particular case, like if you want to put the angry and black together, Pat Riley identifies as an angry human being. Like I'm not even sure that angry is a bad thing to be if it's the coal in your furnace on however it is that you become great at things. The thing he's great at, nobody else wants to be great at.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Willst du einen Gericht aufnehmen? Willst du ein Regeln aufnehmen? Es sieht so aus, als wäre er ein Punt. Ooh, okay. Pablo set it out. Pablo didn't want the smoke.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
We're throwing that on my... You are the most qualified person in America as Judge Zaslow and clearly not a black person at all.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
I want to get to Pablo Torre and his reporting. It seems excessive. Eleven people, eleven journalists, eleven sources on a story that is just supermarket tabloid junk. But before I do that, the exact Draymond Green quote, and it's a great one. I'm not an angry black man. I'm great at basketball. I'm great at what I do. The agenda of trying to make me look like an angry black man is crazy.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Das ist Regeln ohne Prejudiz.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Judge Zaslow regelt immer mit Prejudiz. Okay, kann ich das noch einmal versuchen?
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
He's gonna trap you.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
We've been there. Clarence Thomas already is. Moving on to other things. Pablo Torre is attacking politics and whatnot.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Now keep in mind, this is just on the court stuff. We don't know this man off the court. He could be the happiest man on earth.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
That is true, but also he wasn't, and this was on the court, it wasn't on the game court, because I would think that would make the flames higher, but the punching the teammate in the face thing. Practice court. Yeah, but the punching, all of us seeing the video of the punching the teammate in the face thing. Not great. A lot of circumstantial evidence around his angry.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
No circumstantial evidence around his black or his man.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Can we do a top five list right now with Pablo Torre on top five things Pablo has found out? Because he's in the middle of a media swirl right now. He's gotten close to this
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
ist es so ist story the story that we can't get enough of cotton candy everybody prime in the bell and checks bedroom i will tell you i promise you have never wanted to be there we are all there now we are there together cbs sunday morning is there that cheesy foof that was on cbs sunday morning that was interviewing him that did televised nonsense and did what pablo is doing right now feeding
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
With 11 sources off the Belichick story everybody wants to talk about. Number 5, 5th best Pablo Torre find out was, or do you want to do OLI first?
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
I'm ready. Always happy to talk about yourself and they've done a lot of prize winning work. Tony, how many... Pablo macht etwas, was niemand anderes in diesem Raum macht. Er schlägt Journalismus zu irgendwelchen Wünschen, die niemand anderes erforscht. Wie viele von euch habt ihr gehört, weil er ein Fernsehserie produziert? Es ist ziemlich gut.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Es gibt nur einen Tag, an dem ich da sein werde. Also nichts? Zaz, hast du gesehen oder gehört zu einem einzigen Episode von Pablo Torre Finds Out?
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
I'm sick of it. It's ridiculous. I think calling him the angry black man is almost the fairest time that you can ever say that in sports. And be able to feel like you can quantify it. Your play suggests you're angry. It's part of why you're great.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Did you climb past us? Did you just climb past us? Now keep in mind, Simmons and, pardon my take, they get out early on Sunday, so Pablo feasted this weekend. Don't get carried away. You sound defensive.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
That's OLI, that's pretty good. That's pretty good for OLI.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
It was made, well, okay, hold on.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Scary Terry? Ich liebe eine Landlinie in Milwaukee. Sie nehmen absolut eine Landlinie in Milwaukee auf, um auf Janis zu sprechen.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Hast du uns die Top 5 Fakten über deinen Pablo Torre Finds Out Story gegeben, oder gibst du uns nur deine besten Pablo Torre Finds Out Stories? Was machst du?
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
What sound? There's no sound. What sound are you talking about? Is that your headphones?
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Is that the CBS Sunday Morning sound? Listen, this guy who interviewed Belichick, you tell me if this sound right here is how any human being talks or is this just a broadcaster being extra cheesy broadcaster because he's on CBS Sunday Morning and he's got to trap Belichick and his young girlfriend.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Niemand spricht so, aber das ist, wo er Belichick gecornert hat, und es gab keine Bewegung um ihn herum.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
That last three words? His creative muse. Not objective journalism right there.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
That's not what I'm, I'm not saying she's not that. I'm saying the way he said it had a question mark in it and cynicism. I know that Belichick says that, but he's questioning it while pretending to not question it. And it's slathered in Velveeta, no one talks that way. He's winking at the audience. No, it's not real. It's that pause between the his and the creative.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Everyone knows I'm going to get ejected and miss a game before the finals. We all know this. You're going to get suspended.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Let's not do that. Judge Zaza? Pablo, can you help me please with the dildo? Cut that, please. How factual is the museum? They're questioning, it can't be camel dung, it can't be a camel dong. Why would anyone use camel dung as a camel dong? It seems unhygienic. They're questioning it. Why do we know that from 20,000 years ago? What did Pablo Torre find out?
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Ich wollte nicht, dass es so offensiv klingt.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
I really don't want that. I didn't want to think about it. It's a service that I'm offering. Nope, thank you.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
I'll explain what it is. No, thank you. Tap me on the shoulder if you want to know. Number two, number two. Well, you know what? Hold on a second. Since you're saying it. Well, it has a lot to do with number two. This is rather literal. No, it has a lot to do with this too.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
So Pablo, Draymond Green, angry black man, yes or no?
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
They all know what you were talking about with the Alaskan pipeline. Get out of here. You're not helpful. You're immature. You and him. Him? Yes, you and him. I wanted to say fisting, but pounding fists. You keep pounding fists.
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Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story (feat. Pablo Torre)
Okay, also das Familiensexmuseum, was machen wir da? Was machen wir da? Wir machen nur das?
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Hour 2: The Pierce vs. Ruiz Trilogy (feat. Paul Pierce)
It did happen in the pros. Terrell Owens did it.
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Hour 2: The Pierce vs. Ruiz Trilogy (feat. Paul Pierce)
I mean, the Ohio State rosters make it $20 million. They are pros.
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Hour 2: The Pierce vs. Ruiz Trilogy (feat. Paul Pierce)
All that money should go to Rose.
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Hour 2: The Pierce vs. Ruiz Trilogy (feat. Paul Pierce)
Well, it's great coming from a Canes fan.
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Hour 2: The Pierce vs. Ruiz Trilogy (feat. Paul Pierce)
Right. So you're going to break Al Horford's will, huh?
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Hour 2: The Pierce vs. Ruiz Trilogy (feat. Paul Pierce)
All right, Dan, allow me to handle this. Who are you talking to? Name the sources.
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Hour 2: The Pierce vs. Ruiz Trilogy (feat. Paul Pierce)
The streets are code for somebody, and I want to know who that somebody is.
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Hour 2: The Pierce vs. Ruiz Trilogy (feat. Paul Pierce)
Absolutely. The fact that they're six and five and they think that they deserve to have me out here watching them get their ass beat.
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Hour 2: The Pierce vs. Ruiz Trilogy (feat. Paul Pierce)
That's because he knows his statue would be him in a wheelchair shitting himself. Oh, come on! Come on! What happened there, Paul? Who said that?
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Hour 2: The Pierce vs. Ruiz Trilogy (feat. Paul Pierce)
Who said that? Oh! Oh!
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Hour 2: The Pierce vs. Ruiz Trilogy (feat. Paul Pierce)
He had the Knicks pushing them to a fifth game.
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Hour 2: The Pierce vs. Ruiz Trilogy (feat. Paul Pierce)
No, he has a yellow hat. And I can see that they underneath are Michigan fans. A closet Michigan fan. This interview's over. We talked about idiots, didn't we?
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Hour 2: The Pierce vs. Ruiz Trilogy (feat. Paul Pierce)
By the way, we're trying to plant these flags in turf. You can't do it. What are we doing? Why are we planting flags at the big house or Ohio Stadium?
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Hour 2: The Pierce vs. Ruiz Trilogy (feat. Paul Pierce)
Neither is that die job, Dabo. Well said.
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Hour 2: The Pierce vs. Ruiz Trilogy (feat. Paul Pierce)
That was two years ago, yeah. At food courts.
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Hour 2: The Pierce vs. Ruiz Trilogy (feat. Paul Pierce)
That's the problem. They stayed on the field. They were looking for the lighter fluid. They were looking for something to get upset about instead of being upset about the fact that they just lost... Also while upset. Well, Dan, you know what? There's emotion on both sides. That game is like Michigan's national championship game this year. It's like that every single year when those two teams play.
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Hour 2: The Pierce vs. Ruiz Trilogy (feat. Paul Pierce)
And so they beat an Ohio State team. They had no business beating on the road in their stadium, and they wanted to plant a flag afterwards to celebrate. And you know what? I'm good with that because there's emotion on both sides of this. There's emotion to winning, and there's emotion to losing. But if you lose, get off campus.
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PTFO: Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
Yeah, that's right. Naomi Gurma is a Chelsea player, which means Naomi Gurma is now the world's most expensive player. Naomi, welcome to Chelsea. How does it feel to be here? It doesn't feel real.
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PTFO - Wilt Chamberlain and the Conspiracy Factory: We Unearthed the True Story of the 100-Point Game
Wow. What's up? I just bought and financed a car through Carvana in minutes.
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PTFO - Wilt Chamberlain and the Conspiracy Factory: We Unearthed the True Story of the 100-Point Game
They made it easy. Transparent terms, customizable down and monthly. Didn't even have to do any paperwork. Wow. Mm-hmm.
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PTFO - Wilt Chamberlain and the Conspiracy Factory: We Unearthed the True Story of the 100-Point Game
Wow. What's up? I just bought and financed a car through Carvana in minutes.
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PTFO - Wilt Chamberlain and the Conspiracy Factory: We Unearthed the True Story of the 100-Point Game
Long time, first time. There's been a lot of stuff around the internet lately about whether or not Wilkes scored 100 points because there's a lot of old footage from the 50s and 60s of the NBA. But nothing really about that 100-point game.
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PTFO - Wilt Chamberlain and the Conspiracy Factory: We Unearthed the True Story of the 100-Point Game
They made it easy. Transparent terms, customizable down and monthly. Didn't even have to do any paperwork.
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PTFO - Wilt Chamberlain and the Conspiracy Factory: We Unearthed the True Story of the 100-Point Game
Mm-hmm.
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The Armageddon.
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No, we'll party here.
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Make a wish. Make a chance. Make a change.
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So Jesus is like, okay, a little weird, but like, hey, I'm all for the spirit of giving. All right, what about Easter? Like Easter, everyone wants to be super psyched. Well. Brunch. We get a big rabbit and we hide eggs and then we go to brunch. And you're just like. Makes perfect sense. So like, I don't come up in any of this.
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There's a difference between that and when you're watching the movie, right? Anthony Edwards is great. He doesn't have the movie. Like, Steph Curry has the movie. The movie, part one, I put Dele in the hospital. Like, that's a movie, dude. That's not like a regular, oh, yeah, I could play with him.
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The biggest lie ever told was that. Deli locked up Steph. He had one good game, and then like- What's the hospital? And then after that, Steph was like, I'm going to put you in the dirt, man. You keep trying to keep up with me, I will have you in an IV and a drip.
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You know what's crazy? That's what the Grizzlies did on Tuesday, and then at the end of the game. And then it happened. And then he was just like, the movie's going to start now. And it happens, and the craziest thing is when everyone in the building, everybody knows, like, oh, here we go.
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Well, that's the part that's different, right, from Anthony Edwards' No Disrespect, when it's like, oh, crap, I've seen Indiana Jones a million times. Oh, he's beaten up. We got him. He's dying. Oh, no, he's going to turn around and pull out a gun and a whip, and now all of a sudden he's a hero again. That's what happens when you're playing against Steph Curry.
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Especially Dylan Brooks, because he's such a... a loud mouth, I guess I could call him, right? Like Dylan Brooks, I could see him walking in there, hey man, we're gonna lock up Steph Curry, dah, dah, dah. But then you're gonna see what Steph Curry's gonna do when Dylan Brooks is on him. And that's like, I thought you told us, I thought we had this, right?
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The one I think about is the one where Curry spun him around and then ran off the court. That's the movie, man. Because when that happens, all that braggadocio and I'm brave and all that stuff, it all goes out the window.
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That's my thing. It's like if the Rockets are going to win, they have to beat their ass. They got to dominate. It has to be. We're so much more talented than you that this is – I'm offended that we're even having this conversation.
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I don't think so. I think this Jimmy Butler half season or whatever third of a season that they've had has given them confidence. Like, okay, we've got the makings of something. Clearly it's not complete, but I think there's a little optimism that they can keep doing it.
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The church of Chris Cody. Oh, man. The gospel of Chris Cody. I don't want to play that game. I'll tell you what. The pancake breakfast always on point at the church of Chris Cody.
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I feel bad for anyone who had to work on that. That had nothing to do with anything. It's like, oh man, I just came up with some cool designs, guys, like, hey, Baggy's back in. Remember these? And then it's like, yeah.
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The Sean John velours. Oh boy, man. We would have been killing it right now. Pull the velour, I had a crushed velvet. It was navy blue. But you know how velvet kind of like shimmers in the light?
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I thought Mars was colder than Earth.
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That kind of thing. What was this? This might help. There it is. You do look like an astronaut, man. I don't know why it is.
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I think I heard that joke. Here's the funny thing about what we're doing here, man.
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We had Andrew Santino on yesterday, and we're still bubbling about it out here in the little meeting room because he is one of the great, obviously very funny comedian, incredible podcaster, but he is one of the great yes and people I've ever seen. To him and Ian Carmel, to me, are like the two highest. Right at the top. Most of all. And me.
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Yeah, I'm with this. Hold on now. The church of Chris Cody just shows up baked to give the sermon.
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Anything you throw at them, they can just keep going with it. They keep going with it. Nah. I feel like when we're at our best. But no. No but. When we're at our best, it's because we are doing the yes and thing, so I thought we could do a little yes and exercises. A little improv, just all of us here, right? So I want to start with, let's start with a location. Give me a location, any location.
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The zoo. The zoo, okay, at the zoo. All right, at the zoo, and give me a profession.
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Plumber. Okay. Fitting. Okay. Are you all right over there?
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There you go. Okay. Plummer at the zoo. All right. Wow. You guys' pipes are really backed up. There's elephant shit all over the place. You guys got to stop using these flushable wipes. They don't really work.
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It's just unbelievable. And it's unhygienic, right? They never clean up after themselves. It's just shit everywhere. The biggest stall you've ever seen.
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Did they go, did they read the paper too in there? Because there's newspapers everywhere.
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Sermon's four hours long, by the way, because he just keeps rambling. We were talking about this before the show because Jeremy was talking about Passover and how he learned about Passover was from Rugrats?
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I'll tell you the hardest part about doing my job here is having the monkeys throw their shit at me while I'm trying to clean up this thing, while I'm trying to fix these pipes. I mean, geez.
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There it is. And we just lost. He had the joke. This is why we're not Andrew Santino.
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But I assure you it's not.
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You know what the crazy thing is? In the real record book, the Spurs might actually get him. That would be terrible. I would hate that. Let's do this. I want to play this game. Top five places we don't want to see Cooper Flag land. San Antonio, number one. No.
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No, they might be. If they lose tonight, they're back in the lottery.
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Chess. Chess. And then try to play it off like, yeah, I meant to do that. That's the part. That's the part. That's why I hate the lottery. That's why I hate the lottery because it allows teams to F up royally and then turn around and be like, yeah, I meant to do that. I'm like, no, you didn't.
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He's doing it again. I got top five places we don't want to see Cooper Flag land. Okay. All right. Number five, Philadelphia. Yeah. You don't get to royally screw up your year and then get Cooper Flag at the end of it. No. Number four, Dallas. Same math there. Number three, San Antonio. No. Too many number one picks. Too many number one picks. How many number one picks can this be?
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David Robinson, Tim Duncan, Victor Wimbanyama. Stop giving them number one picks. Them, Cleveland, Orlando, you've had enough. You should never get number one pick overall again. Number two, Charlotte. I don't want him to disappear and just fade off into Bolivia.
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And then the number one place I don't want to see him end up, Houston. Houston. By way of Phoenix's pick. Because then Izzy really wouldn't shut the hell up about the Rockets. I have to do a show with this guy every day. And every day, it's somehow we're going to work in how the Rockets and Alman Thompson are so amazing.
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Sometimes we talk about Detroit. Every day but Friday.
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Yeah, I was a Chucky guy. I love Chucky. Always scared. Chucky was the ginger?
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Jamaican ginger. The Passover Rugrats episode got me thinking about another animated show that, you know, these shows are all, you know, me and Izzy, we're already like too old for those shows. So we kind of just see them. but not really into it. No, I watched the Rugrats. Did you? As a fully formed adult. For real?
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Can you guys pull up what she looks like?
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You know, as a father, I try to get my kids into these, when they were younger, into these different shows and stuff. And so I remember when my oldest was like two years old, I was like, I hear about VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales. I'm like, okay. VeggieTales?
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They'll keep digging. So I started watching VeggieTales with my kid, my oldest, because I was like, oh, this is cool. My kid will learn about vegetables and will like vegetables and stuff. And then like 20 minutes in, I'm like, huh. And then I realized, oh, VeggieTales was like a Christian show. Really?
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Cuervo.
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I thought it was just broccoli talking and stuff.
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And so I was like, oh, this is religious programming.
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That was the mom?
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Maxie. Nice call back there. But yeah, I had no idea, Tony, that it was religious programming.
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They were talking about like- My Good Friday. Yeah, it was some episode about like, it was like Jesus going to the market and like, let there be fish and all that. But it was like, the VeggieTales were telling the story. And it was, it just threw me off. But now, years and years later, when I watch Righteous Gemstones and they're trying to make tinges, like, that's what it makes me think of.
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It's like, oh, this is how all those shows get made. It's a bunch of people like, yo, we're gonna make this show. It's gonna be about Jesus. But, We're going to have like carrots and Brussels sprouts. Tell the story.
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Happy Good Friday, everybody. Yeah, it's Easter, right? Well, it's Good Friday.
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Izzy, you call your phone a hello phone, but you're calling Golden State a goodbye phone.
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Gotta kiss the ground.
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You realize Adam Silver is like right now, his tie is all the way loosened. He's stressing. He's chain smoking and drinking coffee because he's praying. He's praying that we get Warriors, Lakers in that second round. That's the money right there. Well, aren't we all? Of course. Not me. I'm a huge Rockets fan.
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My problem is he's not good at the free throw line either. And that's part of the no jumper part.
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There's a little Shaq in everybody. Look, the thing to me, there's a couple of things. Number one is that right. You asked about Jalen Green. I'll tell you why Jalen Green doesn't appear in those moments. It's because his coach doesn't trust him, man. Like, that's clear. I actually sat him late in the game, late in the season when the game still mattered. Yep.
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Eme Udoka does not have, does not exude confidence in Jalen Green. So it's going to be probably Van Vliet because he's the vet and he's more likely to make the right decision, although he's kind of limited also in what he can do on the floor. To me, that's the issue with this team. It's a young team, dude. Other than Van Vliet and Dylan Brooks, And that's your vet.
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It's going to be so much fun, though. But it's Van Vliet, it's Dylan Brooks, and Steven Adams, right? Steven Adams, not an offensive guy, right? Dylan Brooks, wholly unreliable. And Van Vliet, reliable, but a little limited in terms of what he can do, right? So these are the guys. And then everyone else, first time at the rodeo.
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And time and time again, what we see is that when it's your first time at the rodeo, particularly if you're going against that old vet, the vets that have been there and been there a million times over know exactly how this movie goes. Like Moses Moody. I mean, but Moses Moody's played on a championship team.
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He's been in the rodeo. He's seen the fire, right? He's been there, right? Jonathan Kamingo, who's out of the rotation right now, but I think he's going to play against the Rockets because of the physicality part. He's been there. And then, obviously, Steph and Draymond and Jimmy Butler and Kevon Looney, those guys, that goes without saying. So what ends up happening is they take advantage of –
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That's got to be, if you're Jesus, right? There's like, there's two big days, right? Christmas and Easter, right? And they're like, oh, everyone's going to be, that's nice. That's awesome. So how are they celebrating me? Well, Christmas, we all just kind of like worship this big fat red guy. Give each other presents.
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Young teams is what happens. It's like they take advantage of, we know the value of a possession and you really don't. There's a part of this also, Izzy, that they have no idea what's coming in terms of the intensity. Because the way I always describe it for NBA players,
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you know, players, when you get in, you get to summer league, I'm a rookie, like, oh yeah, I think I could do it, I play pretty well. And then you realize, oh wait, 90% of these guys are not gonna be in the NBA. So then you get to pre-season, and you're like, oh wow, this is really hard, everyone like really upped their level of play.
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But then you realize, oh, nobody cares, they're just trying to get in shape. Then you get to the regular season, like, oh crap, they're really, really playing hard. No, they're just trying to regulate for the regular season. And then you get to the playoffs, and you've played 82 games. Like, okay, I think I figured it out. I know this NBA thing.
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Okay, so sometimes LeBron does this, and oh, Steph Curry, I got it, right? And then you get to the playoffs, and you realize, oh, shit, they were holding out on us. They had a whole other level. And there's nothing that you can... It's like, you know how when people are... are rehabbing from an injury, and they say, well, there's no replacing game speed, right?
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We can go through drills and all, but there's nothing that replaces game speed. It's the same thing. I can't explain it. You're just going to have to experience it, and I think the Rockets are going to get blindsided by that.
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impact of all this, that I realized, I think it was two years ago when the Warriors played against the Kings in the first round, which is, it's all well and good. Oh, I'm just as good, we're better than them, we can play.
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But then there comes a moment where you're watching Steph Curry go off, and then you begin to realize that these guys that are playing for the Rockets, in this case, they grew up watching this. So it's not just like, oh yeah, like, I was like 20 or whatever. It's like, no, I remember as a 12-year-old watching him demolish the Rockets. And it's like, oh crap, that's happening to me now.
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#BecauseMiami: The Relentless Pursuit of the Real Estate Hustle
This is... Hashtag because Miami. It's a resolution that passed earlier today. The majority of Miami-Dade County Commission voted in favor. The language is basically just to comply with federal and state law.
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#BecauseMiami: The Relentless Pursuit of the Real Estate Hustle
Commissioner Roberto Gonzalez sponsored that resolution that says the county must comply with recently passed state law, which requires the sheriff and the corrections department to enter into an agreement with federal immigration officials in what's known as the 287G program.
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#BecauseMiami: Dr. Mufson or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Less Fluoride
If you take more than what it's supposed to be brushing your teeth with, then you have to call 911.
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I was injured in 2017 from the tetanus vaccine, and I'm half-numb from the waist down.
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And I just have to mention a 5G tower pops up involuntarily radiating them 24 hours a day.
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Cuervo.
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I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it.
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Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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The Big Suey: The Land of No Expectations (feat. Steve Goldstein)
Stugatz. I want t-shirts made for this Panther run, what could be this Panther run. Our Panther group chat, we're not afraid of the Lightning.
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The Big Suey: The Land of No Expectations (feat. Steve Goldstein)
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?
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GBF - A Bone to Pick
Correct. I'm having my own laugh. He's not doing it.
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Thanks a lot, bitch.
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And she goes, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la.
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And two of them are la, la, la, la, la. It's hard.
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She's like, got it. Got it. Yeah, Jesus. You guys helped. You got popping it, popping it, Jesus. La, la, la, la, la.