The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
Thu, 03 Apr 2025
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Chapter 1: Why is Cuervo mentioned so frequently?
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads, like... Cuervo. I think you could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.
Cuervo.
Cuervo.
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Chapter 2: What is the significance of March Madness in this episode?
All right, Jess, God bless March Madness. That was pretty awesome. Was there anything else that didn't get in there that you wanted to share with us?
Actually, there was one other stat about pagebackers I didn't get to fit in.
Ooh, give it to me.
I think I have energy.
Start of the day, start of the day, and this is the start of the day. Start of the day, start of the day, and this is the start of the day. Start of the day, start of the day, and this is the start of the day. Start of the day, start of the day, it is the start of the day.
Thanks, Poppy. This stat of the day brought to you by Evan Williams Bourbon. Game day's number one pour. Evan Williams Bourbon. Straight Kentucky bourbon. Oh, my God.
Evan Williams Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey. Barnstown, Kentucky. Rewind. No, you were doing so well all week.
I have been on such a good roll.
You were doing so well, Chris.
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Chapter 3: What are some overlooked athletes in March Madness history?
Stewie?
And yet she stands apart right now. Also, I mentioned a stat in the last segment about her last three games, 105 points, best in Huskies history. She's on a tear right now, which is why I picked UConn to win in the Final Four game this weekend.
She talks that talk, too. That's what I like about her. You know, you can tell the playlist is a little urban. I met her at her freshman year. She seen paid in full.
You can tell.
Definitely. Two Americas, Cody. I'll let you borrow it. They get shot every day, B. I had to call them they.
Yeah. There's some words that I can't.
They do the they, and then you got to be careful. That's why I had to use the they. This won't happen again. I feel like the tournament this year has been really fun, but what I haven't had is – The guy who we just met, like you know where we just meet a guy for the tournament and then he's like great for a second and then. Ali Farooshmanek. Bam. Is that my guy? That's a good one.
Yeah, we did a top five list last week of like Tony's secret sauce players, I guess.
Oh, like was Pit Snoggle on there?
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts feel about the NCAA tournament?
Well, that's why we wanted to do a top five list of athletes who maybe were overlooked in March Madness history.
Oh, I get to read again. That's fun. Oh, you're reading it? This top five, sponsored by Jimmy John's. They're finally here, and they're hot. Try the new toasted sandwiches at Jimmy John's.
Order one today. Shorter swing on that one. Your hips were flying open on the first one, but shorter swing.
He still said Burby. Burby.
Bitten for contact. I think I'm going to call it that from here on out. That's a Burby. Can I get a Burby with one rock? If I meet somebody and they call it Burby, I know that person got a problem. They got a real problem. Don't you have a cute nickname for poison like that? Like nose beers? OLI. What's not poison? Jimmy John's. Not at all. Shut up, Jimmy John's. Delicious.
O-L-I, Jimmer Fredette.
Oh. I know. Is this going to be? All right, I don't want to ruin it. I feel like this might be a similar list to the other list.
I don't know. Number five, Cooper Flagg. Hold on. Wait a minute. Number four, Zion Williamson. Oh. Okay. Woo. Well. Woo. Woo. Number three, Caitlin Clark. Oh, we back.
I see what we're doing.
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Chapter 5: Who are the top athletes with unique names?
Yeah. Okay, so I have two now.
I'd love to make one up, but it'd probably get me kicked off the show. It's hard.
Is there anyone named Cans? I don't know.
Bombs McGee? Is that what we're going with here? You can't take us down this road. You can't take us down this road.
The Texas Rangers this year, I guess.
That's right. Well played. I wanted to get into the dopeness of intricacies. It's a phrase that you coined just a few segments ago. Open mouth to say things. What about Tito Horford? Yikes. Wow. Yikes.
That's how you pronounce it, right? Tito? Yikes.
I love him just shitting on Jeremy all day, but in an earnest way.
It's great because it's totally changing the normal structure of the show.
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Chapter 6: What is 'the dopeness of intricacies'?
You're the Tony Koo coach of the team.
He also hates us, too, though, Chris.
Yeah, but he hates me in a different way. In a way where he, like, you know, talks about it with real disdain.
This is the thing, you're not special.
I know.
Damn.
But see, this is, I just try hard and everyone sees it and it's annoying.
I know what it is. Can we just let Chris off the hook for Titto? What are we doing? Titto is tough. That's tough. That was tough. That's tough. You know, no punishment for me. Gary, we don't let him off the hook for that. It was me. It doesn't seem like he's ever been let off the hook, though. You thought it was me.
We thought it was him, but yeah, we have similar voices sometimes.
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