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Welcome back to the baby. Welcome back to the Basement Yard. Frank, you're here with your Hawaiian shirt. Yes. Dead of the winter. I appreciate the dedication. I'm also here with Fred Durst, apparently. It's a backwards hat. Let's relax. Fred Durst owns backwards fitted hats. Yeah. If it's not a fitted hat, it's owned by somebody else. But it's usually red. Okay.
Is it only... No, he's had some black ones in there. He's known for the red, right? Now he's just white. I mean, he's been white.
I'm talking about his facial hair.
I was going to say. White as snow. His hair? His facial hair. You're Fred Durst-ed out right now. That's actually not a bad thing. You did it all for the nookie. We've discussed this already. We've discussed it in grave detail. I think that's what you should go as this year for Halloween. Fred Durst.
Why not?
I'm just going to wear a backwards hat. Backwards hat. Just start, you know, telling people, break yourself. I can get a little, what's that called? A soul patch?
Is that what that is?
No, no, no. It's like a, not a goatee. It's like a landing strip, but on your face. Landing strip? Remember when the landing strip was popular with vaginas? Yeah, I did it one year. You don't have a vagina. I know, I don't. Wait, you had a landing strip? Yeah. For your pussy? I don't, let's make something very clear. I know, your man, your... My boy, my... Boy pussy, your pussy.
No, no, no, no, no.
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