The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Mon, 21 Apr 2025
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Chapter 1: What is the story behind Cuervo tequila and its significance?
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads, like... Cuervo. I think you could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.
Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly.
Chapter 2: Who are the hosts and what is the show's premise?
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?
I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
This episode is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
Chapter 3: How does the panel discuss Latin family culture and meat sharing traditions?
It's pretty rare after 20 years doing this that I get sort of stunned silent by something that's happened around here that hasn't been learned, even though Stugatz has lived among Latin people for 20 years.
The first hour had a moment for me that I'm not even sure I concealed very well, but it felt like I was alone with Tony in the moment where you guys asked me how I got rid of the meat that Prime 112 sent over to our house as if you didn't know that I'm a Latin family person. There is never a problem getting rid of meat at any hour that is cooked and it is well cooked.
Tony, I felt so alone in a room full of people here. I'm like, are you guys from, have you guys been around? You asked me a question I did not know how to answer because you're like, if you saw my reaction, it was like, what are you asking me? What kind of, was I breathing that evening? Why are you asking me whether I could get rid of meat or not?
Like I said last segment, me and Stu locked in today. I'm pretty sure we both had the same visual of you giving a $700 steak to your dog. Yes. And just being like, I'm not going to eat this.
How do you decide, though, who to offer up the $700 steak to? That's your special person in your life.
That's the thing. First come, first serve. And then you come in, you kind of... What I was saying, Zazz, was I've got Churraco. Why do you assume I didn't know? Just in case. I got all these things. You come over here and you pick what you want. And then Pepito comes over and he's like, No, that one's really good. Okay. I've got Foot Foot eating like a five-star meal.
Okay, I got it. I got your joke. You think I'm feeding it to the pets. We're all clear on what you're doing there. I want to ask Tony some questions because you guys didn't hear what he said on the translation. He picked up an imaginary phone, and the way that he said hello was, you have steak, I'm coming. There's no hellos needed. Because you got to get there first. Exactly.
I knew that.
No, you guys didn't know that. You guys were hiding in the shadows, and I know you like your steaks, and you made me feel alone by derailing the show by asking me stupidly, how do you get rid of the meat?
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Chapter 4: What are the observations and opinions on the NHL playoffs and Florida Panthers' chances?
We'll do that to McDavid. We'll do that to everybody.
We don't care about seating. We don't care about going on the road.
But the last three weeks, or ever since Marshawn got here, the Panthers have limped to the finish line in a sport that's got about 12 teams where you're like, oh, good God. If hockey happens in any of those, if a goalkeeper happens in any of those, total chaos. And yet I'm guessing...
That Zazz comes in here today the way Lightning fans have come into their arena for many years before this, before being vanquished by the Panthers, to own Florida, the United States, and Canada in Canada's sport. This is... Florida Panthers time. It's not up for dispute. They are the reigning champions.
They go into the playoffs knowing exactly what's required to remain champions, how hard it is. And everyone's picking against them. And I'm surprised by that.
I think it's because of the year Tampa had. I don't think you're almost saying it like it's disrespect to Florida. I think a lot of people have the winner of this Florida Tampa series going all the way through the East. So I don't really take it. Tampa has just kind of been that hot team the second half of the season. So I'm not surprised people are going that way.
It honestly makes me feel better. Like you were just saying, it's in a good spot. You don't want everyone picking you in hockey.
Oh, it makes me feel good, too. Like, I don't need them picking the Panthers, but I'm watching the point on ESPN. Yes, they had Steve Levy and Mark Messier. We are back. And P.K. Subban, and all of them picked the Lightning to get to the Stanley Cup final. And if you don't understand what that means, it means they're also picking the Lightning to beat the Panthers.
So Steve Levy is sus, and Mark Messier is sus, and P.K. Subban is sus.
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Chapter 5: Why is becoming a notary discussed, and what are the frustrations with the process?
There's notary packages on floridanotaryservice.com starting at $94, Chris. Buy one. Oh, really?
I want to be a notary.
That's a deal.
So hold on. You're saying that it just... No, no. I will not believe that the only thing you need to make something legal and notarized is ordering it on Amazon, a $97 stamp.
I think there may be some legal issues, too. If you notarize something that then becomes illegal, you're on the horse. My mom's a lawyer.
It's fine. There has to be a course or something. There's a three-hour online course.
I'll do it today. Okay, thank you. I will be a notary.
Tomorrow, I will be a notary. There has to be training. I knew there had to be something. It's three hours, though.
It's a ridiculous thing. We can all agree. Is it? I think so.
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Chapter 6: What are the weekend observations and underrated annoyances shared by the hosts?
What I want the accusation levied loudly and proudly. What are you saying about notaries stated clearly in one so we can all hear?
I just remember growing up. I had to do it multiple times. And every time I was like, why is my friend's mom stamping this thing?
And now it's not an answer to my question.
I don't remember. What are you? What did I have to get? You reminded me of the marriage. I guess that had to get notarized. I don't remember what shit I got notarized. I remember getting stuff notarized. I just don't remember what. To Dan's point, say what you want to say and say it clearly.
We all know what you want to say.
I want to know what your thoughts are on notaries. Quit lashing out at me. Defend your position.
It's an unnecessary exercise. They're useless. That's what you're saying. The most unnecessary of anything we do in society. We could do without it. If it just went away, notarized, notary, gone. So overrated. From existence. So overrated. Overrated. It's an underrated annoyance. Actually, but it's an underrated. It's a good point. What's another underrated annoyance? Locked in, Chris.
What do you mean it's an underrated annoyance?
What do you mean it's an underrated annoyance? Getting something notarized is underrated annoyance.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts discuss trademark ideas and sports slogans like 'Pop the campaign'?
Chapter 8: What are the sponsor messages and product endorsements featured in the episode?
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads, like... Cuervo. I think you could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.
Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly.
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?
I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
This episode is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
It's pretty rare after 20 years doing this that I get sort of stunned silent by something that's happened around here that hasn't been learned, even though Stugatz has lived among Latin people for 20 years.
The first hour had a moment for me that I'm not even sure I concealed very well, but it felt like I was alone with Tony in the moment where you guys asked me how I got rid of the meat that Prime 112 sent over to our house as if you didn't know that I'm a Latin family person. There is never a problem getting rid of meat at any hour that is cooked and it is well cooked.
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