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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Wild Willy Is NEVER Wrong

Wed, 07 May 2025

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When the polling suggests political assassin Mike Ryan is wrong, he'll put his hands up and admit it. In fact, he's done it 6.5 times today. Also, Thabo Sefolosha. Also, also, The Niekro Leagues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: Who is Wild Willy, and why is he never wrong?

0.169 - 13.196 Advertisement Narrator

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26.587 - 34.251 Mike

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58.669 - 59.269 Mike

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Chapter 2: How does Mike Ryan handle being wrong?

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Chapter 3: What are the opinions on James Harden's beard?

1863.763 - 1880.821 Dan Le Batard

Wait a minute, what a great observation. Put it on the poll. Is knuckleballing the exclusive domain of the white man? But please, hold on a second. Just please, everyone back off for just a second. Okay? Please. I'm sorry. Forgive me for doing this.

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1880.841 - 1889.551 Mike

Actually, I don't think so. I think Chad GPT thinks Dennis Springer is black and that is not the case. I don't believe that's an almost situation.

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1889.591 - 1897.28 Dan Le Batard

I didn't even know why you threw almost exclusively. I defy you people in America to bring me a black knuckleballer.

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1897.32 - 1903.927 Jane Doe

So I googled black knuckleballer and I got a completely different set of results. NSFW.

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1904.068 - 1916.998 Dan Le Batard

I... I am willing to report without further information, no actual knowledge and no research from the internet that there has never been on earth a black person who said, you know, I'm not going to get him out with the fastball. I'm going to do this with my knuckle.

1917.418 - 1931.81 Mike

I'm trying to figure out why Chad GPT thinks Dennis Springer is black. Because he is not. He is not a black man. The name sounds a little black. He threw a 43 mile per hour knuckleball to Barry Bonds, who hit his 73rd home run of the 2001 season on it. A 43?

1933.792 - 1939.42 Billy

So you think the knuckleball is reserved for Tom Candiotti? I don't think... Great name.

1939.701 - 1942.024 Mike

I think it's the exclusive domain of the white man.

1943.809 - 1960.94 Jane Doe

I know why Chad GPT thought Dennis Springer was black. It sounds black. No, it's not even that. It's because Chad GPT is crowdsourcing off of my information, which is one time I did a SportsCenter hit, and they said, this is right when the Astros won, and they said, oh, so-and-so Springer, I don't even remember his first name, he's gonna be here, and I was shocked that he was black.

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