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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

Mon, 05 May 2025

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The Dan Le Batard with Stugotz figures out how to save the horses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: How do advertisements contribute to the podcast?

0.169 - 13.196 Advertisement Narrator

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13.216 - 24.062 Advertisement Narrator

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26.587 - 34.251 Advertisement Narrator

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34.271 - 34.731 Chris Cote

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54.506 - 54.986 Stugotz

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55.006 - 59.17 Advertisement Narrator

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92.737 - 97.1 Chris Cote

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97.14 - 102.584 Dan Le Batard

We have some breaking news out of the college football world, gang, if you would like it.

102.624 - 111.31 Chris Cote

Whoa, the dookie, wait a minute. Seems like we don't have a choice. Is this a dookie bomb situation? Is this college football, you?

Chapter 2: What are the latest updates in college football?

910.99 - 920.033 Advertisement Narrator

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921.898 - 924.621 Stugotz

Don Levatard. Is there Back in My Day?

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924.641 - 932.128 Advertisement Narrator

There is actually. Are you not going to tell anyone? Wait a minute.

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932.188 - 939.175 Stugotz

It's a Tuesday. Stugatz. Here's your guy, Greg Cody with Back in My Day. Okay, here it is.

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947.247 - 952.891 Advertisement Narrator

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960.527 - 973.176 Chris Cote

So we'll get the back in my days live. Yes, you're pointing at a picture of yourself that's off screen of you dancing at the wedding. Go ahead and put it on screen, guys, and stop distracting my host. He's distracted by sounds and the sound of his own voice and whenever he's dancing.

973.216 - 974.597 Chris Cote

They made me wear a boutonniere.

974.657 - 975.978 Chris Cote

You look great, by the way.

976.018 - 979.921 Chris Cote

He was complaining about the boutonniere all day. I don't wear a boutonniere. Who's they made you?

Chapter 3: What is the impact of suspensions in college sports?

1775.45 - 1791.275 Billy

Es gibt eine echte Komfort. Und ich kann sagen, dass sie den Eindruck gelegt haben, um sicherzustellen, speziell in unserem Fall mit Männern, dass wir sich komfortabel fühlen würden. Ehrlich gesagt, hat Tommy John das Spiel für mich verändert. Ich weiß, es wird ein guter Tag sein, wenn ich aus der Tür gehe und Tommy John aufhören kann. Bis zum nächsten Mal.

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1819.275 - 1827.063 Billy

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1827.103 - 1856.879 Advertisement Narrator

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1856.919 - 1875.308 Advertisement Narrator

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1900.23 - 1912.198 Chris Cote

By the way, I couldn't watch the Kentucky Derby because I was at the wedding, but Journalism, the betting favorite... Sad day for Journalism. It finished second, and the weird thing is, Journalism was beaten out by a horse named Internet.

1912.238 - 1916.441 Stugotz

How weird is that? No, that was not the name of the horse. Okay, but it should have been.

1916.561 - 1933.243 Chris Cote

Well, but what's funnier about that, surely people are making the, they're doing the symbolism, right, of sovereign being the winner, beating out journalism, like, is actually happening in the real life, not with horses, but the political animals. Surely that joke is being made everywhere, yes?

1933.323 - 1933.723 Chris Cote

I hope so.

1935.924 - 1940.586 Chris Cote

Stugatz, ich bin heute falsch auf den Clippers. Du weißt, du hast einen falsch gemacht. Ja? Hier?

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