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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)

Fri, 28 Feb 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the Big Suey podcast all about?

619.082 - 621.344 Mike

You don't worry about accidentally farting? No.

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622.185 - 623.266 Jessica

No, but now I think I might.

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624.734 - 633.241 Mike

I've never fallen asleep during a massage, in large part because I've gotten a couple's massage before in the same room, and Anthony has fallen asleep and starts annoying. You okay? And I'm just...

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635.871 - 643.574 Jessica

Maybe before that massage, I won't have oranges, garlic, gluten, dairy. What else does Dan have to eat?

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643.594 - 650.717 Stugotz

I hate massages. But I've done like two massages in my life. Two?

650.998 - 656.44 Amin Elhassan

Yeah, they tell you to avoid eating. Wait, you've had two massages? I've never been told that before.

657.24 - 657.961 Stugotz

Why do you hate massages?

658.001 - 659.321 Jessica

I've never heard that before.

659.381 - 667.074 Stugotz

I feel like my body's fighting it the entire time. I don't. I get the feeling afterwards, but I think my body is just relieved that it's over as opposed to the runner's high.

Chapter 2: How did Steph Curry change the game with his famous shot?

896.262 - 918.484 Jane Doe

I do think that this actually might just have a greater effect on how we produce musicals, though, right? Because the whole issue with Cats... was that it was just this weird CGI world where they were like forgetting to do CGI on certain hands. And it was this kind of cheapened version of what- It's also not the best IP. Well, it's not a great, that in itself as well. But what I would imagine this

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918.564 - 943.701 Jane Doe

will do is have more studios investing in musicals the way that wicked was invested in rather than trying to do that on the cheap and making a product that feels like that or even the mean girls musical that was like not quite up to snuff so it's it's about investing in the property where wicked's not like wicked is an ip beyond what it is now they can't extend that story they totally can they

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944.582 - 948.936 Amin Elhassan

Jessica, what was Rebel Wilson's character name in Cats? Do you remember?

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949.658 - 951.002 Jessica

Oh, I can't remember who she played.

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952.57 - 980.717 Amin Elhassan

I know it and don't know it. It's like Jenny Annie's Dippin' Dots or something like that. I watched Cats and I have no f***ing idea what it's about. Jenny Annie Dots. What is it about? What's a Jellicle cat? I understand this is really pretentious coming from someone who loves Star Wars, but I hate movies that expect you to do homework to understand what the hell is going on.

981.477 - 988.139 Amin Elhassan

I have to go do homework to figure out what the Jellicle cat is. Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats. What the hell does that mean?

988.159 - 991.22 Stugotz

I have no idea. I don't know what you're talking about.

991.44 - 993.02 Jessica

It's a wacky, wacky stage musical.

993.04 - 999.562 Stugotz

I saw Cats for five minutes and I was like, we deserve to die. And then I think the pandemic happened shortly after. It happened during the pandemic.

Chapter 3: What are the top 5 best naps you can take?

2762.394 - 2781.059 Brian Scalabrine

I mean, this is, if you say, like, let's say I do this show, right? I don't know if I've said anything, any hot takes on this show, but let's just say I did say a hot take. That would be, that would go viral. So like, there are people out there that are trying to do that. Say hot takes, get people go viral and then be great.

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2781.12 - 2800.147 Brian Scalabrine

Like it's a topic of conversation that can lead into tonight's PTI or around the horn, right? It's just, that's just how our business works. But if we all just came up here and gassed up everybody and how good everybody is and the league is amazing and all that stuff, Like, that's not going to do anything.

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2800.247 - 2817.679 Brian Scalabrine

So I kind of feel like we're in the, because of social media and everything like that, we're in the environment of the negativity. The negativity is just what's going to spread to, you know, like even the conversation of LeBron and Michael Jordan. Somehow that's a slight on LeBron to say he's not as good as Jordan. It's not a slight.

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2818.399 - 2844.222 Brian Scalabrine

Dude, Jordan was a whatever, a beast, a Greek god, and LeBron is right there next to him. But that's a polarizing topic that people think you're hating. That's just the world that we live in. So the thing that gets back to Tatum are going to be the negativity. Is this going to get back to Tatum? The dude plays all the time. He rebounds. He defends. He makes the right play. He's passing the ball.

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2844.242 - 2858.691 Brian Scalabrine

That's not getting back to anybody. That's not going viral. You know, like anything else would go viral. So that's why people think you catch shit, as you said, or grief or whatever, because the negative is what kind of gets –

2859.732 - 2872.504 Amin Elhassan

All right, Scal, before we let you go, in under 30 seconds, if Nico Harrison had called Brad Stevens and said, Luka Doncic for Jason Tatum? Nah. You wouldn't do it? No.

2873.204 - 2874.625 Mike

Okay, 15 seconds or more.

2877.627 - 2889.112 Brian Scalabrine

But Wimby? Now we're talking. Come on, guys. He's the most untradeable guy in the history of the league at this point. Everyone wants Wimby, so whatever.

2889.132 - 2892.334 Amin Elhassan

All right, Scout. Thanks for joining us. Thank you, Scout. You got it, guys. See you.

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