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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Wild Willy Crashes The Plane

Wed, 07 May 2025

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The show is winding to an end, and Dan is trying to land the plane by weaving a story of his brother and Adam Silver with a story of David Beckham at Whole Foods, but we're talkin' sons named "St" and Tie Domi. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: Who are the main characters of this podcast episode?

0.169 - 13.196 Dan Le Batard

Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.

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13.216 - 24.062 Advertisement Narrator

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26.587 - 34.251 Stugotz

Now is a good time to remember where Tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented Tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?

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34.271 - 37.073 Billy

Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

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37.113 - 58.648 Stugotz

Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads like... Cuervo. I think you could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots. The same family, the same land, the same passion. Cuervo. So, enjoy the tequila that started it all. Cuervo. Cuervo. The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com.

58.668 - 59.349 Stugotz

Please drink responsibly.

59.369 - 64.152 Roy

Cuervo. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast. ...

83.269 - 88.734 Stugotz

It's time for... Against the Spread!

88.754 - 94.118 Chris Cote

And it's brought to you by our friends at DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Mike, take it away.

Chapter 2: What is the story behind the Cuervo tequila ad?

287.869 - 313.43 Billy

Toronto ist 1-0 in Florida. Wenn ich dir nur sage, hey Fanbase, das ist schrecklich. In exchange for your guy is dirty, everyone hates him, Sam Bennett is trending, he's dirty, it might be an optical illusion, oh my god, Toronto's goalie is out and how long will he be out now? We don't know. But we know it's this one game. We know that Joseph Wall is going to be in there.

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313.49 - 330.824 Billy

Some people think because of what might have been an optical illusion and a concussion earlier in the game, that there was a brain injury from a dirty hit in Panthers Toronto that not only led to Florida getting back in the game, but now leads to Florida having an advantage today. Most fans would take that, correct?

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330.904 - 336.388 Billy

If you're the Panthers and you're like, I'll take my guy injuring the goalie so he can miss a game.

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337.129 - 352.667 Stugotz

Das ist das Ungewöhnliche daran, dass niemand in Toronto helfen kann und Stolarz hier helfen kann. Paul-Maurice hat gesagt, das war unser Mann. Er war unser Backup letztes Jahr. Er und St. Bennet sind unsere Freunde. Sie können die Wahrheit nicht erzählen. Das heißt, er wurde nicht verabschiedet.

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352.707 - 375.272 Stugotz

Denn wenn sie die Wahrheit sagen, dann müssen die NHL und die Maple Leafs, also die Offiziere, sagen, dass sie einen verabschiedeten Mann für 15 Zeitpunkte verabschieden lassen. Was also passiert ist, dass das ganze Spiel von Ambiguität stattfindet. Was Bullshit wäre, wäre es, wenn Toronto einen Schuss an Bob oder Sam Bennett schießt. Nicht die Fans.

375.312 - 377.114 Dan Le Batard

Und weißt du, warum die Fans nicht sind?

391.152 - 410.348 Stugotz

Because they're falling for this narrative that is perpetuated by the media because the teams cannot tell the truth. Because it makes the officials and Maple Leafs in the NHL look terrible. So they're going to let this narrative go. You're going to have goons in the crowd chaining for revenge when there's nothing to avenge. It was an innocuous hit that didn't cause a concussion.

410.388 - 429.384 Stugotz

It was a slap shot that he took off the face. Dass sein Helm... Es hat sein Helm ausgelöst. Er sah aus, als wäre er wütend. Er hat ein paar Symptome gezeigt. Und das ist nicht nach mir. Das ist nach Experten. Denkst du, dass die Liefs das so sehen? Die Spieler? Die Spieler, die spielen? Ich hoffe, in diesem Lagerraum war es so. Ja, es war der Puck aus dem Gesicht.

429.444 - 437.133 Mike

Aber warum würdest du das tun? Würde ich nicht meine Spieler aufschlagen und sagen, hey... I think it's fairly obvious.

Chapter 3: How does sports betting feature in this episode?

874.653 - 892.067 Advertisement Narrator

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Chapter 4: What controversies surround the Toronto Maple Leafs vs. Florida Panthers game?

2135.688 - 2144.153 Billy

I'm wrong. Admitting I'm wrong. It feels good.

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2144.213 - 2146.094 Stugotz

It does. I don't like to do it.

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2146.174 - 2150.817 Billy

Stubborn, prideful, ego males. That's it. It's dumb.

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2150.877 - 2156.341 Stugotz

It's really dumb. I didn't think that movie was going to be good and it turned out to be good and I enjoyed it. That's a good feeling, too.

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2157.001 - 2184.191 Billy

So my brother is sitting next to Adam Silver and we're in a loud restaurant and it's very loud and there are powerful people there and my brother doesn't care, my brother never cared around powerful people or important people, he always liked to deflate the balloon and as I said he accused Adam Silver, I think, yeah I'm pretty sure to Adam Silver of coming in with a parasol because he thought that was more derisive than umbrella.

2186.653 - 2198.281 Billy

So that's where the bidding started on the relationship between my brother and Adam Silver. And I was scared when they sat next to each other and Adam Silver is a charming and nice man and he is much smarter than Roger Goodell.

2198.301 - 2204.465 Stugotz

Do you think it's that girl Leba that works here?

2204.525 - 2206.246 Jessica

I wondered about her. I was thinking that.

2206.266 - 2207.807 Stugotz

It's like I've never heard this name before.

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