During a pirate-themed episode of Summer House, Kyle and Craig finally come face to face to schedule their big face-to-face confrontation. Meanwhile, Carl invites a woman named Lil to the house, and Paige continues to display visible dissatisfaction about Craig. Argggh! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of 'Watch What Crappens'?
Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello, and welcome to Watch What Crap In's, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is the one, the only, the man who is currently in a spritzer feud with his dog. It's Ronnie Karam.
How are you? Hi, what's going on with you, baby? Not much. We are here today to talk Summer House. And then tomorrow we are flying off to Charlotte where we will be recapping the season finale of Southern Charm Saturday night. And then following that on Sunday, we'll be in Atlanta and we will be recapping the classic Real Houses of Orange County episode, Bringing Up Old Ghosts.
Season 11, episode 16, it's where Meghan King-Edmonds goes around saying, are you an O'Toole? Are you an O'Toole? And then there's many other funny things. It's a great episode. Excited to revisit it. Go to watchcrapins.com to get your tickets for either show. Maybe both show. Be a roadie. Who knows? We're also going to plenty of cities afterwards. We will be going to D.C.
and Philadelphia in about 10 days. And then after that, we will be in April. We are going to Boston, Detroit, and Chicago all in one weekend. So that's going to be a lot of fun. And then in May, we'll have two shows in Texas. Las Vegas. So, um, it's been so much fun being out on tour.
Come join us and patreon.com slash watch your crap ends so you can watch us on video and you get access to our bonus episodes. Uh, last week we did airport snaps where we sat around at an airport in Cincinnati and talked about all the people who are around us and it was quite an experience. So that is all the news that is fit to print unless I missed anything. Did I miss anything? Ronnie?
Ooh.
Tensions bubbling. Is that what it's called? Oh, that makes sense. That's clever. That's nice. So we opened up and we're in New York city and they're, they're being very jazzy about it. Like New York city. And Jesse pulls up to pick up West.
They're going to have, this is a big bromance episode for the two of them with, it's like a big douchey barstool sports kind of love that they have this episode, which regrettably I thought was kind of endearing, but still I was like, but also, Oh, but you know,
I found nothing endearing.
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Chapter 2: What's the latest tour update for Ben and Ronnie?
One, you know how girls on this show feel. And two, that dog was just saving that floor from infection. Leave that dog alone. So what if it licked the floor? The floor should thank it. Dog lick is very healthy.
This wasn't just like a dog licking the floor. Animals do that. It's fine. I almost took a photo and I'm like, I will not take a photo, Ben. You can just move on with your life. See, and here you said I had a happy life and here I am getting so angry about a bottle of dog goo.
I know, I think we're starting to see the dark side.
Am I happy? Am I happy? Because look how triggered I am by it, you know? A dog licking a floor. It's what dogs do. Leave the dog alone. Let the dog live.
You think the dog's sitting there like, I'm going to take a picture of that guy being persnickety in a store and he's drinking his Nola.
No, if you could have seen, it was like someone had spilled some, like half a bottle of corn syrup on the floor. It was disgusting. It's too much. People, come on. So, I don't know.
Hey, Bulldog, live your best life. Lick on, Licky. No.
You can lick, but lick outside. Do it outside. Don't do it where someone could be putting their flip-flops.
Well, that dog probably quit doing coke recently. And now look at it. It's just trying to find some joy in the world. Just fucking leave it alone. We all deal in our own ways. Okay, so then we go to Paige and Craig picking up Gabby because Gabby is Lindsay free this week. So we'll see how that goes. Frankly, I think it leads to a much better Gabby, that she's not like a walker for Lindsay.
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Chapter 3: What's happening in the latest 'Summer House' episode?
I don't care. Yeah. Fuck your kink shame.
You know, when you lick the floor, I don't care. Send me your letters.
And you know what, what, what are we going to get letters from puppy kinks? They don't have opposable thumbs. Sorry. Who are you going to complain to you? Puppy kink, people. I'm not fucking a puppy. Stop that.
Just stop it. It's a gross kink. See your role play all the way through. If you complain to us, that means you're failing your role play because you have paws and you're not supposed to understand English. Yeah, go lick a floor somewhere. Go lick the floor of Blue Bottle, okay? So everyone's saying hi. And then Amanda and Kyle arrive. And Kyle's like, oh, I think I see her.
And so they walk in and Amanda's like,
oh my god amazing i'm overwhelmed birthday and she's like honestly i thought i was 33 for a really long time like i keep forgetting how old i am all i know is that i'm old enough for kyle to have completely stolen my youth
Kyle. She has actually a nice little comment here. She talks about how she's really been healing herself mentally and she's diving into the things that her depression and anxiety were holding her back from. So good for her. And then now Craig is drinking alone in the living room because Kyle's basically not saying hi to Craig, which is so funny to me.
And Kyle's like, Craig is like, fine, I guess I won't say hi. I'll just say young clips and dead, I guess.
Yeah.
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Chapter 4: How is Carl adjusting to life after sobriety?
Yeah. They got drip on it.
Yeah.
So they fall asleep together in this double bed situation. Now in the morning, everyone wakes up because that's what you do in the morning. And Paige is like, oh my God, I don't feel good. I woke up feeling so sick and nauseous. And I think it's because I remembered that I hadn't broken up with you yet, Craig. I think I'm overexposed to you.
It's like radiation. Oh, so then Kyle's going for a run and she's like, oh my God, you're so chipper this morning. Is it because you didn't get wasted last night? Isn't it nice to wake up sober? And he's like, uh, not my first thing. Not my first time waking up sober, but thanks. But thanks.
God, Craig, my arms hurt. That's how I know I'm getting sick. When my arms hurt. Also, when I see your face, that's a good way to know that I'm going to be getting sick soon.
So she's like, yeah, you feel awkward last night? I mean, I feel like it was really awkward. He's like, yeah, but like that guy said crazy shit. Like we're not as tight as we used to be. And like, if I didn't come out of the Hamptons with you, maybe we would never have made up. Cause like, he doesn't like deserve my friendship. Craig's so gross.
How does Craig manage to go from so charming in some seasons to just so gross? I know. Instantly. And then he can swing back and forth. It's amazing.
So easily. So easily. It's like you just go from being like, oh, but Craig is so sweet. He's like a golden retriever to being like, oh, fuck you, Craig. But I guess that's like the magic of Bravo. Paige is like... I'm a little annoyed with Craig for like reasons between me and Craig in our own relationship.
But now I have this extra layer of being mad at Craig for avoiding this conversation with Kyle. And that's like really stressing me out. Like my arms hurt so much from the stress and he's making me like more anxious. And I think that like what's making me mad is he's not realizing that he's making me anxious. Also, I'm just starting to realize what if I'm like allergic to kangaroo?
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