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#2777 RHOBH S1417 Part Two: Bird Brained Carnies
It's like that cat. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Avi, Avi, Avi, they're going to eat it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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#2777 RHOBH S1417 Part Two: Bird Brained Carnies
And we are in our seventh year of hosting actors, musicians, athletes, presidents, CEOs, scientists, and professors. Monica and I do three weekly shows with celebrities on Monday, experts on Wednesdays, and crazy stories from listeners on Fridays. It's got an ample dose of irreverence, humor, and vulnerability. We regularly get sides of our guests that were previously unknown.
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#2777 RHOBH S1417 Part Two: Bird Brained Carnies
And it is a celebration of all the messiness that makes us human. We like it here. We love it here. We're chatterboxes and it's a good excuse to talk. Also, we're friends. Barely. Hanging on by a thread. We're so excited to officially be a part of the Wondery Network. So follow Armchair Expert on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts and subscribe to Armchair Expert on YouTube.
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#2769 RHOBH S1416: Catamaran Got Your Tongue
And we are in our seventh year of hosting actors, musicians, athletes, presidents, CEOs, scientists, and professors. Monica and I do three weekly shows with celebrities on Monday, experts on Wednesdays, and crazy stories from listeners on Fridays. It's got an ample dose of irreverence, humor, and vulnerability.
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#2769 RHOBH S1416: Catamaran Got Your Tongue
We regularly get sides of our guests that were previously unknown, and it is a celebration of all the messiness that makes us human. We like it here. We love it here. We're chatterboxes and it's a good excuse to talk. Also, we're friends. Barely. Hanging on by a thread. We're so excited to officially be a part of the Wondery Network.
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#2769 RHOBH S1416: Catamaran Got Your Tongue
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
Hello, I'm Dak Shepherd.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
And we are in our seventh year of hosting actors, musicians, athletes, presidents, CEOs, scientists, and professors. Monica and I do three weekly shows with celebrities on Monday, experts on Wednesdays, and crazy stories from listeners on Fridays. It's got an ample dose of irreverence, humor, and vulnerability.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
We regularly get sides of our guests that were previously unknown, and it is a celebration of all the messiness that makes us human. We like it here. We love it here. We're chatterboxes and it's a good excuse to talk. Also, we're friends. Barely. Hanging on by a thread. We're so excited to officially be a part of the Wondery Network.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
Look at that. We'll tell you in a second.
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#2767 Crappy Hour 3/17/25: Dorit V Debts, Jax V Cocaine, Carl V Literature, Bravoleb Pods
Hello, I'm Dak Shepherd.
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#2767 Crappy Hour 3/17/25: Dorit V Debts, Jax V Cocaine, Carl V Literature, Bravoleb Pods
And we are in our seventh year of hosting actors, musicians, athletes, presidents, CEOs, scientists, and professors. Monica and I do three weekly shows with celebrities on Monday, experts on Wednesdays, and crazy stories from listeners on Fridays. It's got an ample dose of irreverence, humor, and vulnerability.
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#2767 Crappy Hour 3/17/25: Dorit V Debts, Jax V Cocaine, Carl V Literature, Bravoleb Pods
We regularly get sides of our guests that were previously unknown, and it is a celebration of all the messiness that makes us human. We like it here. We love it here. We're chatterboxes and it's a good excuse to talk. Also, we're friends. Barely. Hanging on by a thread. We're so excited to officially be a part of the Wondery Network.
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#2767 Crappy Hour 3/17/25: Dorit V Debts, Jax V Cocaine, Carl V Literature, Bravoleb Pods
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#2766 RHOA S16E02 Part Two: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
And we are in our seventh year of hosting actors, musicians, athletes, presidents, CEOs, scientists, and professors. Monica and I do three weekly shows with celebrities on Monday, experts on Wednesdays, and crazy stories from listeners on Fridays. It's got an ample dose of irreverence, humor, and vulnerability.
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#2766 RHOA S16E02 Part Two: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
We regularly get sides of our guests that were previously unknown, and it is a celebration of all the messiness that makes us human. We like it here. We love it here. We're chatterboxes and it's a good excuse to talk. Also, we're friends. Barely. Hanging on by a thread. We're so excited to officially be a part of the Wondery Network.
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#2766 RHOA S16E02 Part Two: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
And we are in our seventh year of hosting actors, musicians, athletes, presidents, CEOs, scientists, and professors. Monica and I do three weekly shows with celebrities on Monday, experts on Wednesdays, and crazy stories from listeners on Fridays. It's got an ample dose of irreverence, humor, and vulnerability.
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
We regularly get sides of our guests that were previously unknown, and it is a celebration of all the messiness that makes us human. We like it here. We love it here. We're chatterboxes and it's a good excuse to talk. Also, we're friends. Barely. Hanging on by a thread. We're so excited to officially be a part of the Wondery Network.
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
And we are in our seventh year of hosting actors, musicians, athletes, presidents, CEOs, scientists, and professors. Monica and I do three weekly shows with celebrities on Monday, experts on Wednesdays, and crazy stories from listeners on Fridays. It's got an ample dose of irreverence, humor, and vulnerability.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
We regularly get sides of our guests that were previously unknown, and it is a celebration of all the messiness that makes us human. We like it here. We love it here. We're chatterboxes and it's a good excuse to talk. Also, we're friends. Barely. Hanging on by a thread. We're so excited to officially be a part of the Wondery Network.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
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#2770 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0105: You Put My Love On Top (Chef)
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#2770 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0105: You Put My Love On Top (Chef)
And we are in our seventh year of hosting actors, musicians, athletes, presidents, CEOs, scientists, and professors. Monica and I do three weekly shows with celebrities on Monday, experts on Wednesdays, and crazy stories from listeners on Fridays. It's got an ample dose of irreverence, humor, and vulnerability.
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#2770 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0105: You Put My Love On Top (Chef)
We regularly get sides of our guests that were previously unknown, and it is a celebration of all the messiness that makes us human. We like it here. We love it here. We're chatterboxes and it's a good excuse to talk. Also, we're friends. Barely. Hanging on by a thread. We're so excited to officially be a part of the Wondery Network.
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#2770 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0105: You Put My Love On Top (Chef)
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Hello, I'm Dax Shepard.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
And we are in our seventh year of hosting actors, musicians, athletes, presidents, CEOs, scientists, and professors. Monica and I do three weekly shows with celebrities on Monday, experts on Wednesdays, and crazy stories from listeners on Fridays. It's got an ample dose of irreverence, humor, and vulnerability.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
We regularly get sides of our guests that were previously unknown, and it is a celebration of all the messiness that makes us human. We like it here. We love it here. We're chatterboxes and it's a good excuse to talk. Also, we're friends. Barely. Hanging on by a thread. We're so excited to officially be a part of the Wondery Network.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
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#2764 Southern Charm S10 E14 Live in Minneapolis: Barber of Say-villain
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#2764 Southern Charm S10 E14 Live in Minneapolis: Barber of Say-villain
And we are in our seventh year of hosting actors, musicians, athletes, presidents, CEOs, scientists, and professors. Monica and I do three weekly shows with celebrities on Monday, experts on Wednesdays, and crazy stories from listeners on Fridays. It's got an ample dose of irreverence, humor, and vulnerability.
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#2764 Southern Charm S10 E14 Live in Minneapolis: Barber of Say-villain
We regularly get sides of our guests that were previously unknown, and it is a celebration of all the messiness that makes us human.
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#2764 Southern Charm S10 E14 Live in Minneapolis: Barber of Say-villain
We love it here.
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#2764 Southern Charm S10 E14 Live in Minneapolis: Barber of Say-villain
Also, we're friends.
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#2764 Southern Charm S10 E14 Live in Minneapolis: Barber of Say-villain
Hanging on by a thread. We're so excited to officially be a part of the Wondery Network. So follow Armchair Expert on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts and subscribe to Armchair Expert on YouTube.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
I will say, I just have to say that backstage at one point, Austin organically at one point said, it's insanity. And I was like, yes.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
But like, what do you want me to do as a friend to Austin that I wasn't doing before?
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
But like, that was Austin's whole point. That's why he went to your house. Cause he's like, we're, it's like business. We do like, we work out and we record a podcast and it's like, we're not friends. We're like business partners. And now Craig is like, wow, I just feel like I don't even know him anymore. It's like, yeah, that's the point. That's why he went there.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
24 hours of my day now working watch i can turn my fireplaces on with my phone it's work and also craig saying i feel like he takes our friendship for granted weren't you the one like wasn't he the one who said let's go play golf and then you bailed the night before so that way you could go gardening i like this scene just happened like two weeks ago like i remember all of it yeah
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
It feels nice to give my home a little TLC after all that chaos and hubbub of December.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
I have two new beautiful gray lounge chairs that I have put here into this office for podcasting needs, and they just look lovely, and I got them from Wayfair. They arrived very quickly, and they were easy to put together. It was a dream.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Honestly, it's just really convenient that Wayfair has everything our home needs. I mean, because I'm going to get a coffee table, I might get a lamp, and it's just all there on the website.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Quince has all the must-haves, like Mongolian cashmere crewneck sweaters from $50, iconic 100% leather jackets, and versatile flow-knit activewear.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
I have a sweet, sweet goldenrod light jacket that I got from Quince. I got a bracelet. And, you know, we're about to go on tour. And so I'm going to need to get some cool looks for when we hit that stage. And guess what? I'm going to go to Quince to do it.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
so now we go to JT's apartment and he's like doing his typical like JT having a scene in the apartment scene and now he's like trying to bring a match across the room and hope he doesn't fall and it falls oh my god what a wacky guy so he calls his mom bunny and she's like Hi, sweet angel. How are you doing? Did you ostracize yourself from another group yet? He's like, yeah, mama, I certainly did.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Well, I'm going to go to Augusta to play golf with some friends since I think my friend group's not doing so well here. If that doesn't work, I'll go to my middle school friends and then my high school friends. Mama, God, I love you, mama. I'd never call you the B word.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Yeah. You know, it's weird to feel like you've done nothing wrong except be honest. And it's like flashback to him telling Taylor like Gaston, Gaston was cheating. So he's like, and somehow it gets turned upside down to where you are evil. And I mean, I think the part that hurts the most here is like, why flame me?
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Well, because you're an outsider and you came in and you're trying to have TV moments and you overplayed your hand. You did a pretty good job last year, but you fucked it up with the reunion and you've been on a losing streak ever since.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
And to think that he did have a second chance.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Like, I don't feel like you get to be the one to declare that. And, you know, he was, he was getting a second chance to this group. And the fact that he like sacrificed it all over Taylor, that's what's, that's what's so sad. And like when Taylor went storming out last week, he should have been not like, what is the truth? I'm just telling the truth.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
He should be like, I'm sorry. Like he should have just gone to apology mode and be like, I didn't mean to upset you. But instead he was like very much about like, I'm telling the truth. And then Craig got on his ass. And now, I mean, like, he's just, it's, it's over for him.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
So Bunny is like, yeah, well, while you're away, I'm going to come to your apartment. And he's like, all right. You know, you also have access to my assistant, Shannon, right? And she goes, and your fiance, Vanita. He's like, mother.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Bless his heart. Bless his diluted heart. So now we go to Vanita's house and she's putting together some snacks and Leva comes over with some herbs and they're going to make some spritzers. Vanita's like, I'm going to give myself a little pat on the back. I'm a great host and I think everyone can benefit from a Vanita Aspen hosting class.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
I can teach you how to set the table, pour the drinks, cocktails, and make snacks. The timing, the attire. I was like, good for you, Vanita.
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uh because you know you're probably not gonna last after this season so set up your post show plan i love it get those glasses in do you think they're gonna fire vanita i mean vanita is so lovely and likable she's got great style she's beautiful she's she's smart she seems great but like on this show, like, it just seems like no one pays attention to her.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
And I mean, this is the most storyline she had this episode. And I just think she's just not messy enough to be on this show.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
She's like, I'm sorry, I can't have your lunch. I just had another batch of cookies that I made with my child in my kitchen. And then I went to the best restaurant in all of Charleston Republic. So anyway, good to see you, Vanita. And Leva says that Vanita, well, she says that Vanita is giggling a lot. And when she does that, it usually means that she likes someone.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
So Vanita's like, oh my God, there's so much to want.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
This is Manny's fault, because he up and left Vanita, and now she's just spiraling into a rebound. And Manny, just so you know, just know the damage you cause when you do these things. When you go off to Broadway and leave your lady behind, you don't know where that vulnerability and that heartache is going to send her. And it's sending her towards JT, and that's just not nice.
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That's a cruel thing to leave in your wake, Manny.
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She's like, it's like, I'm what's he's in the show right now. Um, what is it right now? I forgot. Oh no, he was in Illinois, which I think closed.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
So any who, so Benita's just talking about having a crush on JT, which is as fascinating as you can imagine. And Lev is like, well, have you ever told JT that you think he's cute? She's like, no, but I plan on having JT over for dinner. And I guess we'll hopefully talk it out while we eat Branzino on my sofa. Could not be more of an awkward seating arrangement for an awkward date.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Hmm. So, um, and then she's like, when I'm interested in a guy, I'm not going to wait for him to make the call. I'm going to be the first one to say, Hey, how are you doing? So today at 1230, I expect you to pick me up. Like you answer to me. Um, I'm all for that. Just, but also if you're going to do that, pick it, pick better candidates. Yeah.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
So Benito's like, yeah, he's a marriage guy. He's not like the rest of the boys. Like if he finds the right girl, he's going to get married immediately. Well, he actually was married. And I think we all saw how that turned out.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
So anyway, now we go over to Sally, who goes to a place called Bevy Benny Brewing, which I guess is better than frothy beard or sweaty crotch microbrews or whatever they're called. And so Molly arrives and they haven't seen each other since the tuba. I was kind of wishing that Molly just brought her little tuba and they just poured beer into it and she just drank out of the tuba.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
so they sit down in chairs that are like oh my god this chair was like much lower than i was expecting i know it was like really low dude wasn't that so funny how low it was it was really low oh my god oh my god did you get botox today i got on my chin you got on your chin i got on my lips oh really i got on my forehead oh my god i got on my elbow oh my god we got botox everywhere i got filler too oh you got filler where'd you get your fellow so they just sort of compare notes on everything they've they've done to keep things fresh
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
yeah um so then molly explains that her boobs are from like she has thighs and her boobs from a fat transfer because she uh she says you know my anchors were my ankles were a little thicker than your average person and i was always a bit bothered by it so i finally i got ankle and calf liposuction and i shot the fat into my boobs because i had new movies it's amazing
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That's amazing what we as humans can be insecure about.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
When she said that, I was like, oh, Ronnie is going to be in bliss. I was like, Ronnie's going to love this.
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I knew you were going to say that.
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So then Sally's like, by the way, she's like, I think it was Ryan was trying to tell me that you seem like you'd like be a good fit for Shep. Like he's kind of hot. And Molly's like, yeah, Shep is hot. Shep's a hottie. And I was like, girl, you have to get out of Charleston. You are JTing the bar as in lowering it. And so Sally's like, yeah, I mean, he is hot.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
And well, he wasn't hot when I got with him, but you know, he's looking hot now. Now he's taking ayahuasca. And then we see a rare Ryan clip where we're at the symphony and Ryan leans over to Shep and it's like, Shep, by the way, I think Molly likes you.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
cause I would look like a fricking idiot. So, um, Sally's like, yeah, but y'all would have a cute, cute couple though. You're both tall. Yeah. We have, we'll have giant children and great personalities. Oh, at least one would, the half good personality, the other half personality. I don't know, but you can play tubas. Your kids would play tubas.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
So Shep now goes over to a restaurant with little Craig. And Austin shows up. And little Craig wants to get involved in the action and stuff. And they're just catching up. And Austin's like, so anyway, what's been going on? And he's like, well, gosh, it's been like a really hard week for me.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Gosh, where the fuck are you? Gosh. So Shep is like, I mean, yeah, she could have like been rushing her, but whatever. But she was like, I'm in the Bahamas. And I said, I don't like not talking to you because I love you.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Well, because Sierra had the good sense to make herself unattainable, as opposed to Taylor. Because Shep is always going to be, he always loves the chase. And Taylor made it too easy. Now, I'm not saying that's right, because I don't think in a relationship you should have that at all. And I don't think it's bad that Taylor likes a guy. So if he's like, hey, where are you? She responds.
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I'm just saying that Shep is a dog. And so he's really in it for the chase. And Sierra's keeping the chase on. She literally went to Africa.
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Yeah, it could be. But I think that fuckboys are inherently all about the chase. I think it's like for fuckboys, it's just about getting those notches and they're just going to, you know, it's all, it's about conquests. And I think that's, that's what I see in Shep. I see someone who is, I see him going to, I think when he knows he can have it all, he gets restless or at the very least it's that.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
So maybe it's not about chasing. It's about not, it's about being restless. Who knows? All I know is that this relationship is not going to work out. Yeah.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
This is so, this is too much. This seems like someone who is like cracked out of his mind, like spiraling. Like if I got that text and I was here, I'd be like, yeah, sorry. So the president of the Bahamas called and they said, I'm not allowed to leave the country and you're not allowed to come into it. So I guess we can't see each other anymore. Bye.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
So Austin's like, yeah, well, what did she say back to you? And Shep says, okay, well, she wrote this. She said, I'm sorry.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
It means that you are like a 47 year old man baby who clearly was on something, texting her, love bombing her. And she was like, too much, too much.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Yeah, well, gosh, I really feel so bad for Shep having to finally feel what it's like to be in a relationship with himself, like every other woman who has had to deal with him. So he... Like, how many women has he done what Sierra is doing to him, too? Right? Like, it's... Turnabout is fair play, okay? Yeah.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
It is a lot. It is a lot. Shep, for the longest time, told me that it's not like manly to be sad about a woman or to be sappy. So it's interesting to see, you know, the change. And I like it. It's like a humanizing quality to Shep. But at the same time, it's like, how can you love a girl you've only met like three times? It's insane right now.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
And also, this is also a moment where Shep is... I do think the ayahuasca thing played into this, because I think he's starting to realize, like, oh, I'm a mess. I'm 67 years old, and I don't know really what's happening with my life. And I'm kind of immature. I don't have my shit together.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
But if I get into a stable relationship with someone, that will prove that I am mature, and I'm an adult, and everything will be fine. And all the doubts I have about myself, all my insecurities, all the nagging feelings... that all my intelligence and all the money that's been poured into me is not turning into anything.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
That will all go away once everyone sees and once I see that I'm capable of having a relationship. So therefore, this is what I've chosen. I've chosen this beautiful woman in a different country, and this will work out, and everything will be fine, and the illusion will maintain. And that, I think, is where his head is at right now.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
I have a counter. I have a counter, which is all of you.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
The answer is all of the above. Everything you said, everything I said. It all works together. It's all part of the package.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Just pick your meat. But like from Trader Joe's. So it's not from Bristol Farms. It's not a nice charcuterie. That was the biggest burn you've ever gave in this entire episode. It's not even Trader Joe's. Trader Joe's charcuterie. It's just that standard thing, the plastic, you peel it off, and there's some cheddar wedges, you know? Yeah. So that's what's going on. So where were we in here?
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
We had a really fun time, and I have to say, I have never seen someone receive the attention of so many women as Austin Kroll. The amount of women just coming up to him all night long, giving him numbers. I mean, it was insane right now, man. It was insane. I've never seen anything like that.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
shep trying to trying to do this faux humble thing like some quote-unquote big shot's gonna come in when jeff is like see this see this county we own it you know like you come from old old old southern money okay you are a big shot i think that's what he's saying i think he's like i'm a big shot but this other guy's probably like pretending to be some big shot maybe he's a bigger shot
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Of course. Free dockers. He just gets complimentary dockers. Oh, sir. Welcome to Rancho Palos Verdes. Here is your hotel room, and we provided you with complimentary dockers. Tell your daddy we said hello. Congratulations, Mr. Shepherd Rose. Please welcome to the American Express Rewards Program. Here are your free dockers.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Yeah, and then Austin's like, oh, yeah, well, I love the initiative. Yeah, it's first time I've really seen it from anyone in this cast, at least in the men.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
And, you know, it's like, honestly, I just want to see. Oh, so they start talking about Craig. I'm sorry. And because Craig calls, that's who Austin says, I like the initiative because Craig's like, hey, what's going on? I want to hang out this week. Oh, love the initiative. Yeah. Okay, bye. So then Shep is like, you know, this is good. You guys can become friends again.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
When was the last time you saw him?
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Hey, everyone. This is the end of part one of this recap. For part two, keep an eye on your podcast feed. It is coming up in just a moment. Thanks so much for listening. Catch you on the second half. Put your hands together for Carly Clapp. Catherine DiBernardo has our heart-o.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Erin McNicholas. She don't miss no trickless. Jamie. She has no less namey. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Their house brand 365 by Whole Foods Market has tons of wellness essentials at daily low prices. For example, high quality supplements and delicious smoothie ingredients like almond milk and organic frozen fruit blends, plus a rainbow of organic produce like green beans, cherry tomatoes, easy to prepare, bags out. I mean, the list just goes on and on.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Have a heck of a time with Rebecca. She sure is swell, it's Raquel.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish. It's Jen Plish. She's not harsh. She's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. My favorite Murdo. Karen McMurdo. We love him madly. It's Kyle Pod Shadley.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
It was such a fun time. And what a wild thing to be able to get to do that. It was cool to see the way Watch What Happens Live works and being backstage and everything. And it was truly wild. And thank you to everyone who's being so nice to us and sending such nice messages and comments. It's just really, it's like a really fun energy to go into this weekend with. So thanks everyone.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
yeah oh and don't forget bitch sesh we were also on bitch sesh uh this week our first ever crossover with bitch sesh and also check out virtual reality page sixes um show that we did as well so like go check us out everywhere we're spamming the world with our sit with our faces that's a perfect way to put it we are spamming the world we're basically standing outside with pamphlets like
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Those wasps seem totally unbothered, which makes sense because this is basically a show about wasps. So, like, not an issue for them. By the way, the one thing that I was thinking about when Austin was dealing with that, first of all, kind of scary. God, fucking wasps. Why do they always build their nests on doors and door jams? They really have to, like... Just be better at it.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Go somewhere else. Go somewhere that's discreet and then do your living there, but not on a door jam. What was it about seeing a giant creature walking in and out of a door that made you say, you know what? I'm going to build my house there. It's like saying, hey, see that highway? See the 405 highway? I'm going to build my house on the median right there.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Listen, they're very progressive. They like high-density housing, and they will take non-prime real estate.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
He just spat the wasps to death. But you know what I was thinking about the entire time? He sprays the wasps and then he runs away. But the cameraman's still there. I was like, what is this poor cameraman going to do? I think it's significantly harder to run away from wasps when you're holding an expensive piece of camera equipment.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
that is that is some hardcore camera work right there dealing with austin taking me out of wasp nest so um then we have molly and she is doing one of those i forget what you call them where you go up you're on a machine and you go upside down and it stretches you out whatever it is and my dad has one of those have you ever done one of those it hangs you upside down no it's so good i love those i always pretend i'm getting shaken down i'm like i'm sorry i'll pay you your
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
It's like an inversion table or something. Inversion table. Yes. That's what they are. I would just be afraid that once I get flipped over, I can't get back up. I know there's probably like a cord and a rope or whatever, but I know my ass. Once I go upside down, I'm just there until someone finds me.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
So she's on there and her dog is looking at the camera kind of like, at what point do I become a fan favorite on Bravo? Like the dog's kind of like, I'm a golden doodle. Like I'm a coveted breed and all anyone cares about is like Jiggy still. And then you've got Charles sucking up all the air for the dogs on Southern Charm. And no one cares about Charles, but he just takes it all up. Look at me.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
I am ready for you, America.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
This dog is the biggest fucking user on the show. It's the biggest fame whore we've seen on this show. Just literally sitting there like, okay, so we're going to discuss. Am I going to get in the main credits or what?
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
When you get back, I'm going to start calling you Thomas Ravenel because you were in con and now you're not. You're an ex-con.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Shave it. Yeah, you know what? It's time for brewing companies to also get their shit together with these names. They're just getting annoying at this point. You know, back in the 90s, everyone used to always joke about all the crazy names that the grunge bands would have. And it's like, oh my god, those stupid grunge bands. Well, guess what?
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
The spirit of that is back alive with these microbrews and breweries. Okay, Frothy, Beard, like, let's just, let's not. I mean, it's bad when you make Trop Hop look like a pretty chill name. Yeah. Let's just get back into good branding. Greasy butt hair.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Excited. So Craig is like, I've been looking forward to seeing you.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
I'm like, why are you then friends with the most disloyal people on Bravo? I know.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
And also the fact that he was insinuating that Brett was jealous of him. Although Brett was kind of jealous.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Mm-hmm. All I know is the biggest traitor here really is Madison, because last time I checked, Madison just was always going to take down Austin whenever she had a chance. And now suddenly she's like buddy-buddy with Austin. So you want to talk about a traitor? You're a traitor to us, the audience. Okay, you are our ally on the show.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
the only evil empire i will stand you working with is miss patricia yes yes we will support that so craig is like i could not have been more wrong excuse me mom say that again I know, I know. I've been very genuine in my efforts to try to reintegrate JT into the group after I caused him to be banished with my own lies. But I just don't have the energy to help him anymore.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
I know Shep especially. I mean, Shep really is like the worst food eater.
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#2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
And are you going to also watch Severance season two? Because everyone's talking about that one.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
And Matt's like, Shep, what are you going to say about that? Shep's like, well, gosh, well, you heard it from Sienna's pretty little freckled lips first that I didn't hear. I didn't hear that. I'm on record set by thing. I did not hear that.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
Gosh, gosh, the fair. No, it was, gosh, it was nonsensical. The exact opposite of the Vietnam War by Ken Burns. Honestly, I didn't understand what he was saying.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
I mean, this is so double standard-ish. With Craig, Austin talks a big game until it's time to talk the big game. But JT, he's an uneasy target. I stand for justice. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk. I'm going to reuse that a few times.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
I'm a good little boy. And I just don't, I don't want to interfere with that.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
That was as close to feeling like a pinata as you could possibly be. It was like, I was like a big thing stuffed with candy hanging from a tree and people were swinging at me. What I'm trying to say is if you had a child's party, it's like, we get it.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
So Shep is like, oh, you handle yourself very well. No, I'm going to fly home tomorrow.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
And I think yesterday, you know, it just all hit me. So, you know, when you guys were like, leave your phone and let's have fun, I think I took that too seriously. So it's your fault. You guys made me get wasted.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
Lips with freckles.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
Here she comes to the boat. Then great.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
We'll hold the boat. We'll stop everything. We won't go on the seas.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
He's like, gosh, gosh.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
That's what I'm going to do. I'm just going to have fun.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
No man is an island unless they have one.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
He's like, gosh, it's been a year. It's been a year. I'm doing her a favor.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
Gosh, Sienna and I, we went around that point and she was like,
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
He's like, yeah, it was like a $10 million house. And I was like, I don't know. Hey, do you feel like maybe you're not rich enough for her?
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
But then to be fair, he goes, but then again, who am I? Who the fuck am I? I'm a fucking wild son of a bitch. Sort of a disaster zone.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
Grrr! I've read Shakespeare. I'm realizing that in the past, I was a wild man. But you know what, though? Last night counts as the past, and today is the now. So I'm feeling a bit inadequate because a lot of girls are seeking a stable life. And I'm like, Mr. Todd's wild ride, so I don't know.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
Garsh! Garsh, I've been waiting. Oh, gosh. I'm just a garsh waiting in a store.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
so food arrives it's all lovely and delicious and chef is like hey molly um not to belabor the point but remember how i was telling you about the text i sent to sienna the really romantic text that will surely win her over the one that ends with thank you for listening to my ted talk and she's like oh my god yes oh okay so what you want to talk about it
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
And she's like, yeah. I mean, even though you don't have any freckles on your lips, I'm a changed man. Look at me making cute jokes.
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#2728 Southern Charm S10E09 Bahama Shucks
I'm going to the Bahamas, but I want to look cool. That's why I came to Kenny Flowers Flagship and Gamana Club.
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#2728 Southern Charm S10E09 Bahama Shucks
Where can I get some florals? Where can I get florals? I just want to look cool.
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#2728 Southern Charm S10E09 Bahama Shucks
Well, drinks can taste floral. I'll take it. Magic shorts too. Hey, listen, it's me.
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#2728 Southern Charm S10E09 Bahama Shucks
Fucking relationship. Oh gosh, I don't know how to act all of a sudden. I feel so helpless. I'm a little boy.
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#2728 Southern Charm S10E09 Bahama Shucks
I swear I'm gonna have fun no matter what. That's my mantra, fun no matter what.
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#2728 Southern Charm S10E09 Bahama Shucks
Gosh, it's been sort of interesting. I mean, sort of dismaying. It's been a while since we've seen each other.
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#2728 Southern Charm S10E09 Bahama Shucks
Do not degrade her. Do not degrade her. She's a very accomplished, smart individual.
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#2728 Southern Charm S10E09 Bahama Shucks
Well, maybe this is the talk, you know?
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#2728 Southern Charm S10E09 Bahama Shucks
So Shep is like, you know, Gaston should come around. He chooses not to.
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#2728 Southern Charm S10E09 Bahama Shucks
Gosh, nobody could deter me from coming around. Nobody. I'll always come around. I'm like Carly Simon and I'm coming around again.
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#2728 Southern Charm S10E09 Bahama Shucks
And he's like, no, don't go. I want you to watch me change.
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#2728 Southern Charm S10E09 Bahama Shucks
Gosh, we haven't seen each other in a month and a half.
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#2728 Southern Charm S10E09 Bahama Shucks
Gersh. Sienna, I'm Dr. Wonderful. Why don't you call me back? Gersh. I don't have a job and I get money in a mailbox. Dr. Wonderful. Sorry, you're cheating. I'm writing a prescription for three hugs. As long as you return my text, Dr. Wonderful.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
But I know you're busy, so I don't want to monopolize your time.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Like, but I want to go to Paris!
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Mama, you just hit me up the side of the head with the cane.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
being like, finally I can start their Rome website. Rome FK, am I right?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Madison's like, oh, hey, Molly. Nice to work with your beta brass.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
I did not hear JT called Patricia a bitch for the record.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
I'm a boy. I'm just a little boy.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Can I get an old-fashioned, please?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Little Craig is a child of divorce. So Little Craig's gone through a lot.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
He's like, look at me. Okay, everyone. Here's my book report on the Vietnam War. A transcript that I did all by myself.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Plenty of Garsh's. It just didn't work out on. Okay. Garsh. So I moved on to. Garsh.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
Well, you know, whatever we have, whatever this is, this is a connection, okay? And that's really rare in this world. It's been a whirlwind, a passion, a love, and I haven't even given you syphilis yet.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
Now you better learn to make some toast and eggs the way that I like them.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
He's like, I hate labels. They're millennial.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
He's like, here's what I tell labels. Get off my lawn.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
So he's like, I'm just her, I got her a Megalodon.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
I gave you a Megalodon, a Megalodon necklace. Do you want to watch? Hey, you want to wear my shoes? They were expensive. Come on.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
So Madison's like, so what'd you do today?
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
A boy who wants a girl. A girl who won't say yes. A girl who doesn't understand the meaning of a Megalodon necklace. Gorsh!
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
He's like, no, yours was a shark. Yours was just a regular shark.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
Just kidding. You know, because passenger seat. I do have a car, but it's just a Buick. Probably not something exciting for someone like you wants a $10 million house, which is why you're dumping me in front of all my friends, right?
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
I would call it megalon, megalon cally.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
You know, we've had a lot of fun. You know, we've had a lot of nice moments together. You're making it sound like it's all Meredith Baxter, Bernie and no Alex Keaton.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
And he's like, yeah, I'm going to Cuba tomorrow. I prefer communism.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
And she's like, well, that might have just been a little too late. Right, Sienna? Because we were in love until the five minutes right before this dinner when you laid all that stuff on me.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
Are you taking the Megalodon necklace with you, Garge?
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
And he's like, she was just in the firing line. I just feel terrible.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
You know what this reminds me of? Oh my gosh. This reminds me of Romeo and Juliet, where Juliet was just standing on the balcony and Romeo started shooting her with a BB gun.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
I'm here to be raw. I'm here to let people know how I feel. And guess what? You're going to hear it.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
This is Craig's stand-in. Thanks so much, Craig, for everything you've done.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
Fucking terrible, thanks for asking. Yeah, so you know that girl, Sienna? She's Miss Bahamas, right? Yeah, score, right, am I right? Well, yeah, I've been seeing her for a few months.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
You're drunk right now. Oh my God.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
And he's like, I'm going to Cuba. Fuck this place. They don't require napkins at breakfast. Stop trying to wipe my face.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
What an insane circumstance that I went through, but it's sure good to have my good old friends.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
And he's like, it doesn't matter, Craig. It's happening.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
So, um... I got you a license plate that says your name to hang in your bedroom. Get the fuck out of here, bro.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
Why is that wasp in a bow tie? Evolution's happening too quickly.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
She's like, with these tits, I look like a whore.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
Hi, are you D'Amico? Talk to me about dinner. Looks like you've got everything under control. Wow, this dinner was supposed to be a coronation of our relationship. Oh, we're supposed to ride off into the sunset. Oh, but here I am, like, entering enemy territory almost. I mean, where do I even stand? What position am I even in? It's so hard to express.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
In the words of Macbeth, thou art thouest, and sun is like flowerest.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
Great, wow, that looks great. Oh, you set up a fire pit for my friends? Wow, you know how to light that? Do you have matches?
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#2791 Southern Charm S10E17: Okay, My TED Talk Is Over
Sorry. I thought you were coming at me. I'm so scared of you.
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#2791 Southern Charm S10E17: Okay, My TED Talk Is Over
As Shakespeare wrote in his seminal play The Sisters Rose and Swyde, sometimes at all clouds your judgments, and that's okay.
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#2791 Southern Charm S10E17: Okay, My TED Talk Is Over
Shep and I do commercial real estate, but I don't really do shit, gosh.
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#2791 Southern Charm S10E17: Okay, My TED Talk Is Over
Wow, you're using words that only half the cast even understands. Hey, Sally, how many minutes is an hour?
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#2791 Southern Charm S10E17: Okay, My TED Talk Is Over
You know, if Craig had been a bit more communicative looking back, maybe he could have sent a long text talking about the freckles on my lips and then making a bum mo at the end like, thank you for listening to my TED talk. Well, then, you know, that would have helped a lot, but you did have your talk with Austin on the beach, and that was very nice.
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#2791 Southern Charm S10E17: Okay, My TED Talk Is Over
30-party friendships are very difficult when Apple is tracking your every single move. But I think, do not track! Do not track!
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#2791 Southern Charm S10E17: Okay, My TED Talk Is Over
Now, did they get, were they just quoting each other and sourcing each other? Perhaps. But if it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it might just be Ken Burns' seminal documentary, The Vietnam War.
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#2791 Southern Charm S10E17: Okay, My TED Talk Is Over
And Andy's like, well, that's an HR issue.
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#2791 Southern Charm S10E17: Okay, My TED Talk Is Over
I haven't had a chance to, but I'm healed. I had Ayugarshka and now I'm calm.
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#2791 Southern Charm S10E17: Okay, My TED Talk Is Over
And Andy's like, all right, a conspiracy theory that Austin cheated on Audrey Lever.