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#2766 RHOA S16E02 Part Two: Grilling the Hot Dog Man

Tue, 18 Mar 2025

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This is part 2 of a 2-part recap! Porsha is all out of sorts on this week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta because Dennis the Hot Dog Magnate is trying to get more camera time via Drew. Please don’t disrespect those that make us hair ambassadors, ma’am. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Chapter 1: What is the focus of RHOA S16E02 Part Two recap?

0.464 - 41.324 Ben

Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode.

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41.665 - 63.386 Ben

So now we go over to Kelly, and she's with her publicist, Lamont, and they're visiting a construction site, not a construction site, but a reno site. for a future outpost of Nana's Chicken and Waffles. So it's one of these scenes of like, oh my God, there's still so much left to do. And like, are we going to open in time for July 15th? I don't know.

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63.406 - 82.636 Ben

And she tells us that she started Nana's Chicken and Waffles in 2016. She did not have a culinary background, but she learned to cook from her mother and her grandmother. But she's really excited about this because she says this building that they're working on right now, this is going to be the franchise model.

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83.116 - 91.139 Ben

All the future waffle places are going to be just like this one, which unfortunately is not going to open in time.

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92.472 - 116.958 Ronnie

yeah and then she has her man her project manager who's like let me tell you this you pay me to be honest with you and i'm being honest with you we're not ready and she's like why why what do we need what do we need she's very big you know she's not used to being on tv yet so she's very much like this is my waffle house and it's going to be an empire what do you mean we can't get the the permits how can we not get permits todd has restaurants who cares just open up

118.007 - 138.46 Ben

He's like, well, because we're in jeopardy. I mean, this guy's very dramatic. He's like, my sole job when you brought me on, you said, Al, if we're ever in jeopardy of not opening in time, let me know. So I'm here to tell you, Kelly, we are in jeopardy. I'm like, all right, we'll open up five days later. Relax.

138.881 - 145.305 Ronnie

She's like, I don't care. No one tells the waffle maven. No, nobody. Stop waffling and get those permits.

146.648 - 150.07 Ben

See what I did there? I don't. Because I'm blinded by Jeopardy.

151.17 - 168.638 Ronnie

I'm going to have my waffles and I'm going to eat them too. And nobody in this town is going to take me down. You want to know how I keep all this syrup in me? Because I'm a waffle. I'm a waffle. I've got multiple walls up. Multiple little spools with a syrup in my head.

Chapter 2: Who is Kelly and what is Nana's Chicken and Waffles?

576.158 - 581.081 Ronnie

And I said, now, Mike, in Vegas, there's not going to be any hanky panky.

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581.581 - 590.767 Ronnie

Oh, OK. OK, Brett. And settle down, Nora. What every man want, what every man pays for trips to Vegas for it, not having sex with their insurance lady.

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592.043 - 615.917 Ben

come on yeah the man who bought you a diamond necklace on your oh no that was dennis who bought her a diamond necklace on their first date never mind i think of the dog when i tell you we had the best time i was like okay he might be the one so uh their love story was hashed and then they had a baby and oh no i'm sorry she wants to have a baby she wants to have a baby they didn't have a baby it was a dog

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616.843 - 620.285 Ben

The baby they had was a policy, my baby name policy.

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622.427 - 627.37 Ronnie

They had baby mimosa, a little poodle thing, who's very cute, by the way.

627.51 - 631.792 Ben

They had like a little baby auto insurance policy that they took out for like the tire.

632.593 - 635.735 Ronnie

So they're talking about her remodel and she's like, well...

636.215 - 649.563 Ronnie

I know you don't want to have another extra room, but if we don't, then that means mom is going to be in the room next to me. Now, I'm willing to make some adjustments to the budget because I'll take out all the high-end stuff from our place, but we need a room for mom.

650.424 - 656.588 Ronnie

And she's basically doing like, honey, you're going to get me the house I want, right? My dream house.

Chapter 3: What are the challenges in Kelly's restaurant renovation?

1200.313 - 1213.503 Ronnie

So Britt is like, Britt's like, no, I won't say ceremony because I won't say ceremony because I want a huge wedding, okay? Because I want something that's sexy. I want something that's glamorous, but like intimate.

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1213.563 - 1224.748 Ronnie

You know what I don't want to go to? A sexy wedding. Okay? Go fuck yourself. It's bad enough I have to come to your wedding in the first place without it being a sexy wedding. Nobody wants a sexy wedding, okay?

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1225.168 - 1237.836 Ben

I don't want any theme to any wedding that I'm going to or any wedding that I may or may not have. There's just no theme. The theme is... The theme is food, baby. The theme is let's eat. Okay. But there's no, there's no nothing beyond that.

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1238.176 - 1254.67 Ben

Although I do have to say, I have to give credit to my friend, my friends, Jake and Cassie, whose friends we met in Cincinnati this weekend, they had a wedding at a Ren Faire, which is pretty cool. And everyone at the wedding had, I mean, I would not have liked to dress up at Ren Faire for a wedding, but it is kind of cool that they were like, we're doing a Ren Faire wedding.

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1254.811 - 1259.555 Ben

And everyone, everyone who attended went to a Ren Faire and they dressed in Renaissance clothes. That's kind of cool.

1259.955 - 1270.56 Ronnie

I mean, I was pretty, that's cool. Here's my favorite kind of wedding. A quick one. Okay. Make it fast. Five minutes, five minutes. And that's the end. Okay. I won't watch you dance with your mom.

1271.681 - 1277.744 Ben

Feed me. FM, FM, FM, FM, FM, five minutes and feed me.

1281.465 - 1299.374 Ronnie

I agree. So Brittany talks about her, you know, having a Zoom opportunity to have her wedding because hers was during the pandemic. So they just went to the courthouse, filed paperwork, and did a Zoom. And she's like, you know, I didn't feel great about that, but being a wife was way more important.

1299.794 - 1316.237 Ronnie

Now maybe I'll get a house that I want without marble or wallpaper or carpet. What were we talking about? Or a travel routine. There will be no Travertine. At least that's what Mike says. Because I think he actually named our baby Travertine. Sort of a nice name to think about it.

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