Sienna finally breaks the news to Shep that she’s just not that into him on Southern Charm. Plus, Austen and Craig finally bury the hatchet… at least until the next fight. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What is 'Southern Charm' Season 10 Episode 13 about?
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Chapter 2: What are Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam's upcoming live shows?
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We're still on vacation and Shep is still trying to convince us he's just a sweet little boy.
A boy who wants a girl. A girl who won't say yes. A girl who doesn't understand the meaning of a Megalodon necklace. Gorsh!
I have to say this, I think, was one of the funniest Southern Charm episodes that I can remember. Like, just in terms of the sheer amount of number of times I laughed and cringed I was covering my face. It was just like the whole episode just had me cracking up. I'll always remember it. It was, it was, it was, it was an ordeal.
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Chapter 3: How does Craig feel about Shep's relationship with Sienna?
seriously so let's let's dive right into it so um they are coming back from uh boat they just got on this yacht etc and so now they're gonna get ready for dinner yeah i feel like i feel like this whole vacation is always starts off with them just getting back off of a boat and going to dinner so we're in the guy's suite and shep is laying on the bed and shep is like
Of course, Craig, are you out of the shower yet? He's like, yeah, what's up? He's like, well, you're going to think I'm an idiot, but can I ask you a question? And his leg is shaking. You would think that there is a live wire that has been attached to his calf because that leg is like... That leg is shaking so much you'd think it had nostrils.
So Steph's like, oh my gosh, this is crazy, Craig. It's crazy. I got this necklace for a girl. Will I look like a fool? Will I look like a tool? Will I look like Ja Rule if I give it to her?
And then Craig's just like, why? And he's like, I'm going to see her tonight. She's coming to dinner. And Craig's like, oh God, the necklace isn't the weird thing. The dinner is. So she's coming to dinner, give her the necklace. I mean, I think the decision's dinner. That's crazy. That's the crazy part. You don't have dinner with somebody that's not in love with you. Those are the rules of love.
Well, she's coming to dinner. Bravo. Do you have anything to say about that?
Gosh, I thought I'd get a loved ss, not a sad ss.
So then you're probably like, why is she coming to dinner? It's a very sad ss. It was like a ss, no. It's like running out of steam, like a ss. Why is she coming to dinner? You slept on the beach last night because of her. I mean, Craig is going to be the one who's going to lecture Shep about doing things for someone who's clearly annoyed by their affections. I mean, come on, Greg.
That's your whole relationship with Paige.
yeah and shep's over it now he's like what and also shep didn't sleep on the beach because of her he slept on the beach because he's a drunk okay yeah keep himself in line that's why he slept on the beach he slept on the beach not because of love it's because of demons so shep is like
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Chapter 4: What is the significance of the Megalodon necklace in this episode?
Not anymore. It's over. So he's like, so what good is this dinner going to do?
And he's like, it doesn't matter, Craig. It's happening.
So Shep's like, Craig gets it in his mind that someone's not right for one of his friends and he will not back down. And so he's like, don't ask me to be rational at this moment. That's ridiculous. I'm a boy, a boy with a heart, a heart that's in love.
You know, I'll act like it doesn't bother me, but I mean, it does a little, but I can handle this. Big boys get shark teeth.
So Craig is like, he's like, fine.
It's like, I'll handle it.
Okay. So Shep is like, Shep is like, Shep, does it bother you? And Shep's like, No, I like being around her. I love being around Sienna just as she loves me.
She really loves me.
Craig's like, well, how about this? We don't ignore the end result tonight. So however the fuck you end up tonight, if I'm looking for you again in the hotel at four in the morning, then you listen to me and you don't fucking talk to her ever again.
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Chapter 5: What tensions exist between Craig and Shep in this episode?
Yeah, like a simp, like a beta simp.
Whitney's like, oh, I don't know what that means, but like, what the fuck goes wrong with him?
Well, he can't wrap his head around the fact that she's just not into him, that he, he doesn't, you know, she just, you can't understand that she's just not born for corn, okay? And like, could you imagine bringing all your fucking friends and coming here and then not getting laid? You see him?
He's like, hey, I want you to do the, do the smokey eyes, do the smokey eyes medicine.
She's like, with these tits, I look like a whore.
And he's like, it's not you, like you don't look like one anyway. Wow, Whitney, every episode in, Whitney's in this season, he's disgusting. It's usually a couple, but it's, it's pretty, he's batting pretty high this time.
Can you just put all your black back on? I'll see you soon, devil.
I don't like it. There's a white clothing wearing Whitney. Go back to the black stuff. So then we go to the boys' suite and Craig's like, hey, Austin, do me a favor. If things get intense, just grab my arm.
So why are you so worked up about this, Craig? Jeez. Rodrigo's like, he's an empath.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts view Leva's role on 'Southern Charm'?
Okay, well, I hung out with Whitney for a while. He wore white. It was strange.
How was Whitney?
Well, he's Whitney. He's having a blast. You know him.
It's like, oh, I wonder if Sienna's going to show up or not.
Well, if not, Shep's going to cry. I mean, have you ever seen him so emotional?
And Taylor's like, no, no, I didn't bring out that side of him.
The only time I ever saw him this emotional was when I stepped on an egg in that egg game at that Frank Lloyd Wright house.
I was like, no, not that kind of emotional.
Then now I think he's getting a taste of his own medicine. You know, like it's not a good feeling, is it?
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Chapter 7: What advertisements are featured in this podcast episode?
She's like anyone else. Shows up on phone calls. She does nothing on this show. She's just like checked out and doesn't do anything. And she just keeps getting a check. You know, it's like how you always bring up that person in a group project who you just, who doesn't do anything and then still wants to get the grade at the end. That's how I feel Leva is.
oh okay i'm in i have group project anger well she's called in today but we don't we can skip the scene uh no we don't have to skip it because it's not real it's just i think she's annoying
But so she's like, yeah, so I met Shep's girlfriend because remember at the dog party, she like winked at me and she was like, you know, girl, I'm here for a good time and not a long time. They're like, oh my God.
She's like, well, I miss you guys. Yeah. And so Taylor's like, well, Sienna's here and that's been like a whole debacle. And Leva's like, what do you mean? She's like,
Well, they haven't stayed together. One? Nah. She hasn't stayed with him, but not with him. He hasn't stayed with her. Like, don't you think that's weird?
Yeah.
It's very bizarre. And she's like, guys, guys turn 40. And then one day they meet a girl that's like in their 20s and they're way faster, smarter and way better at the game. And then that girl just like schools them. And then that's when they finally feel 40.
she's just not that anymore yeah um which is pretty true and so then we speaking which we then go back to sienna and shep and shep is like we're in love will you admit that and she's like um i don't know if we're in love i'm not even sure we're in like he's like no you felt love you i know you felt love because i said i loved you so that meant that you loved me and that's what we talked about
i mean give me like tell me that like do we do we love like is there is there an event that occurred that was like oh like we were not taking on top of a roller coaster and on a journey it's like yeah if you were going up on the roller coaster roller coaster's only going one direction after you go up and it's not going farther up yeah it's just down and then it was derailed and you were that idiot who wasn't even wearing a seat belt and then wondered why he got flung off the seat flung off the road i know enjoy your severed arm
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