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Chapter 1: How does the episode of RHOA S16E02 start?
it's been 90 minutes i mean i feel like we've crossed borders together today we've been in different countries today you know we're super cosmopolitan guys we've been all over in one day we were just in canada this morning and here we are back at home to record three shows we're super excited we had the most fun this weekend we went to so many places we went to cincinnati minneapolis and toronto
Chapter 2: What was the experience of performing live in Toronto?
We were honestly worried that that last show in Toronto, that was a classic recap of New York. And we thought, oh gosh, this is our third in a row. We're a little rusty. A couple of years have passed. I haven't fixed my Botox. It's like, are we even going to remember? We had so much fun. The audiences were so great. It was so...
Amazing to hug you guys and get to know you guys and just, I don't know, hear you. You know, we talk to you all the time, every day, literally our whole lives. But to get to see you and to hear you is just such a treat. So thank you for everybody who's coming to see the mounting hysteria tour. We are continuing. We're on a tear.
We're going to be going this week, next week, this week, this week, this week to Charlotte, Atlanta. We're going to be doing Southern Charm finale in Charlotte. And then Atlanta, we're going to do a classic episode because that's a Sunday night show. And we just, you know, we really love doing classics. Bring me some Shannon Bedore classic. Okay. So we're going to Ireland.
We're going to be doing a season. I don't even remember the episode number.
Okay. I don't remember the episode number, but today is St. Patrick's Day, which is all you need to remember because we are going back to Ireland. We're recapping the classic Ireland trip. When we were in Ireland, we recapped the first part of it. I don't remember the episode number. I'm sorry.
That's super unprofessional. But you know what? Go to our Instagram and look at it. And we'll also announce it the rest of the week so you guys get it. But it's posted on our Instagram. So go look at it there.
um and then after that we are going well by the way what i was going to say is for those who remember what the episode is uh what i was going to say is that it is the second part of that ireland trip where they get uh kelly wasted and then there's a screaming match in the van late at night so and also megan goes and asks people are you no tool so look forward to that one and we'll get the name up uh and the episode number
fairly shortly yeah it's on our insta so check it there and then we're gonna be at uh the lincoln theater in washington dc philadelphia after that and uh boston and then detroit chicago austin dallas and vegas so go get your tickets over at watchwhatcrappens.com people are asking about the meet and greets they should be available as an add-on at the end when you're purchasing it's like an add-on thing
Uh, so thanks to everybody who's been coming out. We also did one of our favorite things this week was an airport snaps, which is where we recap people in airports. Uh, this was the Cincinnati airport and we just sat in the food court and judged the fuck out of people. Uh, it's so much fun. Go check that out over on our Patreon. If you want to catch up on traders recaps, those are over there.
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Chapter 3: What is the drama involving Drew and Dennis?
i thought hot dogs and hot mics that's the name of the episode so we actually pick up uh where the last episode left off which is that shamia is having this birthday party and the entire cast is upstairs they've taken the elevator up to this random room and now they're all talking and basically uh there's confrontation about drew uh working with music icon dennis the hot dog guy and is this a violation of girl code
And it's really cool because his label, he's just going to add an exclamation point to the end of hot dog. So instead of like the hot dog king, it's just going to be hot dog jam.
So Shamia is like, OK, she's like, well, three people said that they've seen you like they're wondering if Drew and Dennis are dating. And Shamia is like, well, three people said that they saw you at the club and you look like you look like you guys were all friends.
booed up and she's like oh god stop playing now of course not and and they're like yeah they said that you were even matching she's like what not matching no not me but of course this drew is like a pathological liar i don't believe a word she is saying and i think that drew is either getting down with hot dog man or she's at least happy to fan the flames of that gossip because she's just excited that people are talking about her
She is at least blowing hot dog guy. There, I said it. I believe it. And then we see a picture. Someone has a picture on their phone, and they're like, we saw the Instagram picture, and we only see hot dog man's arm, but it is matching. It is the same color as her outfit. And you know Drew's line because she does this thing when she lies where she squeals all of her words.
So they're like, are you having sex with him? And she's like, stop it. And they're like, OK, but you're you're matching.
It's like not matching.
She does this really high squeal thing. So, you know, she's a damn liar and she's lying in a Patsy Stone wig and an Ivana Trump wig. So it's not it's not going well for her.
I have to say that the hot dog thing on Bravo right now is very real. And I just have my latest updates. I feel like now I'm updating with any piece of hot dog news I have in my life is that I went to a very fancy restaurant last week. And the first course was basically it was like a cube. It was like a cube of like gelatin.
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Chapter 4: Why is Portia upset with Drew?
She's like, I didn't. So I called, she didn't even say anything. Do not say a single thing to me about them working together.
Yeah, and she's like, and listen, I don't even care about that. And Britt's like, it seems like you care. And Portia's like, well, I was just scrolling, and I saw something about somebody in the studio, and I just made something for dinner. Because, you know, I have nothing to do with that. Like, I'm not dealing with that. So then we see headlines. Atlanta streets say Drew and Dennis are smashing.
And Portia is hot and bothered. Hot tea. Is Portia's baby daddy sleeping with Drew Sidora? And then we see a clip from Drew's new song.
So Shamia's like, well, somebody said that you guys came to the club together holding hands, and then we see a photo of them in the club, and that's why I wanted to ask you myself. And Drew's like, can I talk? Can I talk? Can I just put this to bed? Can I just put this dog in the bun? Okay, because it's very simple.
i had reached out to you many times portia and you can tell that like they all know drew's lung at this point because she's doing her i'm speaking rationally voice which is also another tell she both squeals and then she comes down from the school to be like i have a very clean explanation for why this crazy situation happened yeah and porsche's like you didn't contact me you sent me text honey
Well, that is contacting you. This is 2025. Ain't nobody got time to call, okay? That is contacting you. So she's like, that's a text. And then Britt goes, that's not something you text. Oh, okay. Let me connect you over the phone.
If your texts are not going through, then please let me help you with the AT&T Wireless Network.
So Drew's like, oh no, that wasn't something I was going to text. So let me just tell you from the beginning, it all started when I was opening for superstar Tamar Braxton.
Oh yeah. I'm not doubting that. I'm just, I love that she wedges this in here. Guys, when I was opening up from Tamar Braxton, winner of Celebrity Big Brother and sister of the Braxton who has singles, bigger singles on the radio.
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of Dennis in the storyline?
Why didn't you? It's a duet. I passed it over. I passed you the baton. You know what? It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial.
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Chapter 6: How does the episode wrap up with Shamia's celebration?
I want to have a music career with Drew Sidora because she's going places. and i don't want you to ever think for one second that would ever be dealing with your baby daddy even though he does advocate for me and ralph and is producing my music and we go out to the club together i have had nothing to do with him yeah and porsche this whole time was just going ah
Oh, that's so nice to hear. Oh, okay, are you done? And she's like, oh, wow, the posturings. The posturings. So she's like, okay, listen, I don't give a shit about Dennis. Fuck him, marry him, kill him. I don't care. Throw him in the basement with Ralph, okay? I literally don't care. But I have rooted for you. Do you understand that? I have rooted for your hair.
I made you a hair ambassador for Go Naked. I said, come be an ambassador for Go Naked. The things that I do for other people.
And Drew's like, and we, she goes, I did all of that. And Drew's like, and we did, we did do all that. She goes, and all of that was because I care for you. And my problem with you is this. You are a low down dirty individual and you know what I'm talking about. I was like, whoa. What's going on now? Okay. Cause since you know what, since that phone call that you're talking about, you know what?
Like you told me about Dennis and all that. And you some, you're some low down shit to me. Very fucking low down. And I'm here to tell you that you got the wrong one. You're fucking with the wrong one. And you know, everyone sitting there was like, are we missing something? What is happening here? There's some element of the story.
Weren't you? Because she even told me about Dennis and all that. So you're saying that she did call you and tell you, but now you're deciding to be mad about it. I didn't get it. She kind of explains it later in a, in a, in a better way where I understand it. So, well, now she says, is there a producer here? Can I break the fourth wall? And they're like, yeah, go for it.
And so Drew's like, well, what did I do? So she's like, okay, we're on a TV show and we have our family and we have friends and we have, we have to support, we have our own support systems. And you've been trying to go behind my back to do something dirty by asking Dennis to film with you. So it's like, whoa. Yeah.
Well, Dennis is a low down dirty one here, too, because Dennis went to her and pitched this whole thing so he could stay on the show, even though you're you left us a long time ago and you can kick him off whenever you want to. So I think that was, you know, he at least gets some of the blame for this.
mm-hmm i think that like uh i don't i don't know if porsche brings this up but i think porsche just had to say how would you feel it if i started shooting scenes with ralph you know so she's like you're just trying to get him like you know like well oh well you showed me the text message drew so the producer is saying like is drew sneaking around is this upsetting you because she's actually a friend that you care for and porsche's like no it's not even that deep i just got pissed because the was trying to film with my baby daddy on the show and i don't know how many times i've got to say don't do that
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