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#2767 Crappy Hour 3/17/25: Dorit V Debts, Jax V Cocaine, Carl V Literature, Bravoleb Pods
Tue, 18 Mar 2025
This week on Crappy Hour Live, Dorit isn’t paying her bills (allegedly), Jax announces a coke addiction and a podcast tour, and Carl just wants us to let him be a Cake Eater. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live (Youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens) or Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens) To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of Crappy Hour?
Well, hello, everybody, and welcome to Crappy Hour. It is Monday, March 17th, 2025. I'm Ronnie Karam, and that over there is Mr. Ben Mandelker, the handsome, the gorgeous, the talented, the thin, the well-coiffed, the mucho-haired Ben Mandelker. How you doing today, baby? Hey.
i am great thanks how are you doing good i'm freezing cold but other than that i'm cold i'm great i don't even mind really being cold i kind of like it i'm getting used to it we were in toronto and minneapolis and it was cold there so i'm just gonna get used to it
Chapter 2: What happened during the flight from Toronto to LA?
Yeah, we were in all the cold weather climates up to this very morning. And then we flew all the way in to L.A. from Toronto on an airline I had never even heard of called Porter Air, which was very nice. I liked it because it reminded me of Sutton's Daughter. named Porter. And they have a little cute raccoon as their mascot.
They didn't have any running water in their bathroom to wash your hands after you peed, but that's okay. You know, and my, you know, there was water that dripped through the window, um, onto me, which was alarming, but, um, you know, it was actually quite comfortable and it was a fun experience. Did you notice though that they made so many announcements on that flight? It was nonstop.
They wouldn't shut the fuck up. And because we were coming from Toronto, they have to do everything in English, and then you hear it in French, too. Okay? Oh, my God.
Just shut up.
And they wake you up, too. They make you listen. And the lady made me take out my headphones to listen to her spiel about the seatbelts and shit. I'm like, lady, I've heard the spiel, okay? I get it. You need your attention. Here's your attention, okay? You're doing a great job, okay? And I understand about seatbelts. Now tell me in French.
Oh, my God. I was trying to sleep. I have four hours of sleep, and I'm sitting there on the plane trying to sleep. And I was like, every 10 minutes, it's like, ladies and gentlemen, we will be coming down the aisle shortly to be telling you about coming down the aisle shortly. And it's like, ladies and gentlemen, we want you to know there will be Wi-Fi.
Ladies and gentlemen, the wifi is not working. There'll be a reset in 20 minutes. It was like nonstop.
We had to hear about that wifi longer than the wifi worked. The wifi worked for 20 minutes out of five hours. And they talked about it for four fucking hours.
Oh my God. It was nonstop. And then at the gate, the gate was even worse because it was like every three seconds, every single gate. It was, they had full volume. It was like, Paging Clarice Johnson, John Paul Bierson, Claire Batchouli. And then it was like, and it was like every single gate. It was like, there was a gate that was down the hall.
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Chapter 3: Who surprised everyone on The Masked Singer?
So that was a big surprise. Everyone's like, oh my God, Sheena turned out to be in The Masked Singer. And my only question is, how did you not know it was Sheena? I mean, wasn't every song just like... I know.
I'll take one of every one of the prime cocktails.
Imagine if she was on just a masked waitress. Imagine you go to Sir and someone in a bee costume comes up and you're like, who is that waitress? I swear I recognize their voice. Hi, it's Sheena. I'm your waitress.
They might as well be masked as waitresses at Sir for the good they do.
Sheena had a very, very big past two weeks since we last checked in because Sheena took a photo with Lady Gaga. It's the time of the year when our Bravo celebrities are taking photos with people. You know, last year we had Teresa with Taylor Swift. That was 2024. 2025 gave us James Kennedy with the Tate Brothers and Sheena with Lady Gaga. Sheena then went on to shenanigans.
This isn't written down here on our sheet. I just don't remember this right now, Ronnie, but did you see she had a clip of her and she was on, I think it was shenanigans or she was talking to our friend Kiki and I forget who the other person was. I feel like we knew who they were, but I'm sorry. I just remember Kiki. And, uh, Sheena was like, oh my God, I had like the craziest day.
Like I went, I was like backstage and I saw Lady Gaga. I was like after Saturday Night Live and like, I walked up to her and like, all I wanted to do was just like, say hi. I wasn't even going to take a photo at all. I will absolutely not going to take a photo. And then Lady Gaga was like, oh my God, it's Sheena. And I was like, oh my God, you're excited to see me.
I'm excited to see you like singer to singer, you know what I'm saying? And then people were taking photos and they're like, we have to airdrop this to you. And then she grabbed my arm and she like led me to the party and was like, you guys, you guys all have to meet Sheena. It was like the best day of my life.
a lot of people met lady gaga this week i saw lady gaga all over the instagram lady gaga was like you know what i'm back i'm just gonna go hug everybody on their instagram this week that's all i'm gonna do
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Chapter 4: What is the controversy surrounding Jax's new podcast?
since we last checked in on on crappy hour jax has a cocaine addiction i know i know everyone just just relax it's shocking news but he has a cocaine addiction it's very difficult to hear and process well let's just hope it's not as strong as his addiction to tell telling the truth
Yeah, he came out and, you know, he did it in a good way because he really didn't try to profit off of it at all. Speaking of profiting off addiction, he was like, you know what? I have a coke addiction and a new podcast. This is going on tour. It's like, wow, way to sell it. You know, get it all out there at the same time.
Maybe you should rename his podcast from In the Mind of a Man to In the Nose of a Man.
I don't think either one of his are working too well.
There's a lot of space. Yeah, so he's shocking the world. And then the other podcast that we've mentioned, but you may have missed, is that Brian from Roni has a new podcast out called See Below. Oh!
And she made an Instagram with it, and she just took wacky pictures of herself.
It's like, oh, my God, please see below.
And it's just a close-up of her tongue coming out of her mouth like that. So that sounds terrifying. I'm sure it will be full of lies, which is fine by me. I love Scamanda. So that's coming out. But they're not the only ones. Have you read the onslaught that have been coming in ever since those two announced?
Wait, there's more than that?
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Chapter 5: Which new Bravo star podcasts are launching?
Casual Chaos. What about Bored Chaos? That's the vibe. She doesn't even give up chaos. She should just call her podcast Bored, because that's how she always looks.
It's going to be, all right, you guys, today on my podcast... teresa is really taking a lot of from melissa and i really don't approve of not being loved properly by my uncle joe who i loved with all my heart i can't i really can't um we also have a new one coming out from that most magnetic personality on bravo
michelle lolly also known as michelle i don't even know how to say her name because she dropped the lolly so it's michelle sunny eye sunny eye sunny i don't know sunny sunny she puts the eye insane but then she has another eye it's s-a-n-i-e-i so double i she has one
uh my name is michelle she's kind of a pod person so i'm surprised she hasn't had a podcast yet it's very oh what are we talking about today today we're talking about jesse um her um her podcast is aptly named the pursuit of sassiness has she begun the pursuit How far is she on that journey? The pursuit of sassiness. Oh my God. The pursuit of sassiness.
Just me, Michelle, your sassiest best friend from TV. The sassiest girl on TV. Michelle.
me michelle michelle sani talking about i mean by the way our like i feel like our impersonation of her is that like she's kind of like ai generated right her voice so it's of course like her last name is so ai generated sounding sani at least the way we present that's right she probably has a very normal last name sound i'm probably being culturally insensitive also while i say this
Yeah, I think so, but I'm not really sure what it is, so I can't even argue it. And I can't argue for or against her. I can argue against this podcast. So there's another one. Are you ready for another one? Yeah. This is, here you go. Now this is going to be the best one.
And oddly enough, it's called Come Together, which I think is the most awkward title for a podcast from these two, because they literally want to make people think they're coming all the time with the people, with other people. It's the most exciting. Let me tell you, they're really handing podcasts to very charismatic people.
We've got Gia Giudice, we've got Michelle Lawley, and now we've got the hottest couple in town, Aaron and Gabe. Aaron and Abe. Lachey. No, not Lachey. What's her last name? Leaky. Leaky? Leachy. Leachy. Leachy. Leachy.
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Chapter 6: Why is Lindsay Hubbard's potential transition to RHONY controversial?
Yeah, and she'll have a baby. It'll be sort of weird having a baby on Summer House. Speaking of the age thing, you know what I was thinking about? Did you know that Whitney from Southern Charm is older than Mauricio? Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, Whitney's an elderly fella these days.
He's in his 60s, isn't he? he's 56 years old, which places him like, I was trying to think he's older than Giselle. Um, he's older than Mauricio. He's not older than PK. I obviously had some time to do some comparison. I was like, maybe there's someone fun I can find. Cause like a big thing that I, that we once thought about was that she knows older than Aaron. And that's weird. Yeah.
Like, it's weird to think that Sheena is older than certain Real Housewives, right? Or like how Avril Lavigne is older than Lady Gaga. You know, it's like weird conceptual things.
Well, some things I can understand being like, wow, Erin, because you don't know how old she is because she acts weird. I mean, I don't know. But Whitney? I mean, Whitney, I've never looked at Whitney and been like, wow, what a youthful chap. I wonder who's younger than, you know? If you told me Whitney was as old as like Chita Rivera, I'd be like, OK, like I would believe. I mean, I don't know.
It's weird. No, it's weird that Whitney is is it's like he's old. Like he's definitely old for Bravo, quote unquote Bravo. But it's just I think that being on like the show where everyone is still like just going out and partying, it still is weird to think that he is old. He is a senior to Mauricio. It's so strange.
He's like a generation above Mauricio. Charlotte says, Whitney looks older than Patricia. Agreed. Patricia knows how to wand and do all that shit. Patricia told me the first time she met me, she said, you should do Botox. I said, I do Botox. And she says...
you couldn't tell it's like okay you know so i'm surprised that whitney has been able to age like that with a mother who's constantly like uh have you tried a red light therapy i mean do something jesus christ whitney it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial
Have you ever wondered how a circus performer could become the most powerful woman in the Byzantine Empire?
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Chapter 7: What drama unfolded between Tamara Judge and Gretchen?
in text so yeah that's then someone's asking if they're on southwest no they're not on southwest by the way southwest is dead to me with their new rules listen i put up with your bullshit a b and c group i paid for the little early bird special to get on the plane you're you're testing me southwest you're fucking with me i'm not porter airlines have new rules are going to charge you for luggage fuck you so i know it's not about southwest but just so just while i have the chance fuck you guys okay okay so anyway they're not on the trash airlines
okay by the way porter airlines was good they just were they just talked they had a great bootable yeah porter airlines did they get bootable yeah oh wow um but yeah the raccoon i love the raccoon the little i don't know why they chose a raccoon as their mascot because i'm like i was like what the fuck man no no they had like a little raccoon did you see the raccoon um no i didn't even notice the raccoon no i never saw it
Raccoon was great.
But you know what's so weird is I didn't notice it was a raccoon, but I was watching the film Wild Robot on the plane, which was great. I cried. I laughed. Then I cried some more. Then I laughed some more. Then I cried some more. Then I was like, this isn't realistic. So that was great. And there was a raccoon in it. Wow. So Southwest is the point.
They are on Delta, but I know why Heather's pissed. Cause these aren't like real first class seats. These are those ones where you pay for first class, but they're just like slightly bigger and you don't get shit. Yeah.
She's like, where is my pod? She's like, the fact that I have to sit with another person adjacent to me, I will adjudicate the adjacency. So actually, if you're wondering what Heather Brosman was, it's hard to know, but we also have video. So here comes the video, everyone. Let me remove the photo. We have two videos. The videos, you can't hear anything, but you see Heather.
talking and she's so Heather. So please enjoy. Here's the first video. I muted it because you don't need to hear the sound of ambient airport noise. So here we go. And we'll try to figure out what she's saying. Okay. Can you see it? Here she is. She's talking. And I said, very clearly, I do not want a hurricane. I do not drink hurricanes. And you know what they said to me?
They said, you will have the hurricane. And I said, well, I'm not going to have that. I didn't sign up to have the hurricane, and I'm not going to have a hurricane. They're a disgusting trick. They did, oh, you're going to have the hurricane. Well, I think it's my turn. That was perfect.
It was actually the perfect amount of time, too, for that clip.
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Chapter 8: What behind-the-scenes details were revealed from the New Orleans trip?
I put in the time to work with Mandy Malek and you didn't. And I had to go through that. So I don't want to hear it from you.
I love that people are so used to being filmed in public that even the guy who's pushing the cleaning cart is aware that he's being filmed. Watch him pass and look straight into the camera. Like, really? He's like, hey, guys, this shit's good, right?
He's like, look at the camera. She's doing her elbow thing. Kara in the comments says, we are getting a bonus bonus airport snap. Yeah, we're doing someone else's airport snap. I mean, I could sit here and just... God, I really. Fucking Heather, man. Yeah. Fucking Heather.
All right. Great work. Great work, Heather. What else do we have? Okay, so some of the other big news with Tracy Tudor from Million Dollar Listing LA went on to, what'd she go on first? Jeff? I guess she went on Jeff first. I think she went on Jeff.
That's what happens too, right? I was gonna say, where else can she go on to? Those two. I was like, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know, like, it's not like she's going on Extra or anything like that. She was on Nightline with Ted Cole. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's like, yeah, she was probably on Jeff and then, was she on, because she wasn't on Watch What Happens Live any time recently, was she? I don't know.
I get it all confused in my head. There's just so many things I don't watch that she's been on. Just kidding, everybody. Okay, so she went on Jeff, and you know Jeff, messy-ass Jeff. He knows how to generate those headlines for everybody. He is great at this. Yeah, he is really good at getting himself in the middle of the conversation. I mean, I have the guy credit. He has a skill.
He does, and it's mess. His skill is mess, pure mess. Yes. So she went on there, and she was talking about what a phony Dorit is, and basically Dorit is not paying her bills. Well, anybody who's been reading the real hard news of the day knows that Dorit and PK don't pay their bills. They don't have any money. Why is anybody working for these people? They're not going to fucking pay you, okay?
So she claims a member of Dorit's glam squad... was paid after she called her out for stiffing them on an episode of Jeff Lewis's messy-ass show called Mess Mess with Jeff Mess Lewis. After seeing the 48-year-old star had appeared on Watch What Happens Live, where she slammed Tracy's claims as attention-seeking and accused hairstylist Chris Dillon of overcharging her.
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