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#2769 RHOBH S1416: Catamaran Got Your Tongue

Wed, 19 Mar 2025

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This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the St. Lucia vacay continues. Garcelle confronts Kyle about Morgan, but when she needs backup from Sutton, it’s just crickets. Naturally she repays the favor when Erika and Dorit have a go at Sutton the high seas. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Chapter 1: What are the latest updates from the RHOBH St. Lucia trip?

0.464 - 46.302 Ben

Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today, Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Hi. Good to see you as usual. Good to see you.

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46.322 - 57.869 Ben

What's going on with you? Well, you know, today is a big day because we're talking about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. People on Twitter, they're really worked up, as they should be, because it was a really good episode. How come?

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58.009 - 59.009 Ronnie

What are they worked up about?

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59.35 - 77.223 Ben

They're angry at Erika. People are really angry at Erika for saying that Garcelle peaked. And they find that Erika is really hypocritical for attacking Sutton and saying that Sutton attacks women when they're at their lowest moment. when they say, what about you, Erica?

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77.383 - 99.135 Ben

You know, going after Lisa Vanderpump when she just lost her brother and being part of that and bullying like Lisa and Denise off the show. Come in, Erica, you came in as Yolanda's friend and then you joined the Fox Force Five to get her off the show. Like people were really pulling up everything. Ooh, I love it. Yeah, a lot of feelings. People attacking Dorit for being inauthentic.

99.936 - 123.206 Ben

It was hilarious. It's great. So great work, everyone on Twitter. In the meantime, though, before we get into our Beverly Hills recap, we are hitting the road again this weekend. Our tour, the Mounting Hysteria tour, continues to power on. So this weekend, we are going to Charlotte and Atlanta. In Charlotte, we're going to recap the Southern Charm season finale, which will continue. be great.

123.286 - 140.174 Ben

I'm very excited to talk about that. And then over in Atlanta, we're going to do a classic episode, one of our favorite episodes, which is going to be Real Housewives of Orange County, season 11, episode 16, Bringing Up Old Ghosts. That is a part of their Ireland trip.

140.774 - 166.166 Ben

And if memory is correct, now I haven't rewatched it, but this is, I believe, where they get Kelly drunk and then they have a big fight. in the van at the end of the night, which should be really, really good. Other places that we're going to on the tour, we are going to DC, Philadelphia, then we'll be going to Boston, Detroit, Chicago. We will then eventually go to Texas for Austin and Dallas.

166.386 - 190.342 Ben

And then we will end things unless we get some new shows, which might very well happen. But for right now we have in May, our grand finale is in Las Vegas, our very first ever Las Vegas show, which will be great. So that's all the news. Go to watch for crappins.com to get your tickets. Also go to patreon.com slash watch for crappins to catch our bonus content. We did all of traders there.

Chapter 2: What are the key conflicts involving Erika and Sutton?

674.346 - 682.394 Ben

you know? Right. That's like from 30, remember on 30 rock where Jenna was telling everyone that she's just turned 60. So that way everyone would say, wow, amazing for 60.

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682.494 - 683.135 Jennifer Tilly

There you go.

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683.435 - 700.05 Ben

Thank you. Thank you. I am 62 years. So Kyle, Kyle has something really important to say. There's just something about this tropical air that feels so good, doesn't it? Well, thanks, Kyle. Thanks for that amazing insight on tropical air.

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700.07 - 719.343 Ronnie

It sounds like, well, those are those negative ions I'm always trying to tell you about, and you wouldn't listen to me. But now that you're here, getting negative ions, now they're acceptable. Well, I see how you are. She's like, well, all of a sudden, that positive attitude... So now Sutton's like rubbing her shoulder against Kyle because she's just besties with Kyle.

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719.523 - 736.788 Ronnie

And we see another example of how just desperate Sutton is to be liked by people she considers popular. And it's so sad, but also so funny. It's like she got somewhat tacit approval from her mother this season. And so now she's moving on to her next biggest goal, Kyle Richards.

737.349 - 741.35 Ben

Yeah, seriously. So Garcelle is, of course, watching this like,

742.39 - 742.67 Ronnie

No.

743.291 - 748.432 Ben

So Dorit's like, by the way, in all seriousness, Sutton, you know, I have thought about it a lot.

748.773 - 759.576 Jennifer Tilly

And I have felt in the last few months that you've been, in particular, very mean-spirited to me. I kept thinking to myself, gee, a lot of little jabs coming my way. Gee, gee, gee.

Chapter 3: Where can fans catch live shows and bonus content from the hosts?

1335.549 - 1346.76 Ben

She's like, well, Dorit, I'm sorry. And Rose is like, she's actually trying to apologize, Dorit. And I'm like, Dorit, listen, this is the closest you're going to get to a sincere apology from Sutton.

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1355.008 - 1355.388 Sutton Stracke

Okay.

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1356.63 - 1357.33 Ronnie

Brokey Roberts.

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1361.954 - 1378.844 Ben

I'm very sorry for what I said even though it was admittedly hilarious and everyone at Caviar Caspia laughed because we all knew it was true but anyway you do not need to be embarrassed by the Caviar Caspia people and what I said was low even though true but low and I shouldn't have said it into your face only 100 back

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1379.764 - 1384.827 Kathy Hilton

But unfortunately, Sutin, we've moved on to other things.

1385.067 - 1400.436 Ronnie

She's like, oh, now there's a lot more you need to apologize for. So Boaz is like, Dorit, you're not even taking any of it in. It's an apology. Take it. And she's like, Gois, Gois, I said thank you. I said thank you. I appreciate it. But wait, there's more.

1401.966 - 1419.209 Jennifer Tilly

Well, Dorit is not going to think Sutton is genuine at this point, and I don't blame her. Sutton does a lot of things, apologizes for them, and then we as a group are left wondering, which was true, the low blow or the apology? You just don't know. It's a mind game. I'm in a magic mirror. I can't see which way is right.

1419.249 - 1421.71 Ben

I'm like, oh, relax. Relax.

1422.59 - 1427.231 Kathy Hilton

Am I fat? Am I thin? I don't know. Why am I shaped like an hourglass? Why is my face so big?

Chapter 4: How are the cast members navigating their personal issues on the trip?

3007.665 - 3024.372 Ben

So Sutton says, this is her classic warning that she's unhappy and she's about to say something shady. Well, I'm going to say this. You're like, uh-oh. She's announcing that she's going to say something. I'm not going to today. Okay, everybody? I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it.

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3025.292 - 3028.393 Jennifer Tilly

I think that's like maybe move the needle a little bit.

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3028.693 - 3046.52 Ben

She's like, I moved the needle. Okay. I picked up that needle and I moved it. And that needle pierced me in the heart. I'm not apologizing again. And Griselle is pissed. She's still pissed at Sutton. And she's like, well, I don't think you should apologize. No, unless you're apologizing to me. Hint, hint. And she's like, well, I'm not. And I'm actually, I will say this.

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3047.06 - 3063.627 Ben

I did appreciate when Kyle, my new best friend, did step up and defensive me for Dorit for about three seconds. That was very special. We see a flashback of Kyle saying like, Dorit, that's not nice. She's like, I mean, the way she stood up, it's just so wonderful having a best friend. I never had someone who had my back like that.

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3063.707 - 3073.232 Ben

And it's just hearing those words for the three seconds while I sit in my cocktail. It just, it just filled me with so much love. I felt like I had a wind beneath my wings.

3073.832 - 3076.173 Ronnie

And then she tells us, Kyle, stepping up for me.

3076.718 - 3082.104 Kathy Hilton

I knew we were friends. I knew it. I knew it. And now everybody does too.

3082.604 - 3090.773 Ronnie

It's just so sad to be this insecure when you're so rich and like have so many years under your belt. Like, come on.

3091.314 - 3108.863 Ben

You're like the bet. You're like you. You are the prize in this situation. Not Kyle. So, Garcelle's like, okay, well, when somebody says to you, you know, when you say, I'm going back to Kyle. When she said, if there's anything to tell you, I will tell you. Then we do say, and then we say, okay, I'll leave it alone.

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