This is part 2This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season finale, Sutton has another hissy fit in St. Lucia, and this time she’s dressed as a bird. Also, Tom is sentenced and Erika brings out her ole victim act again. Rinse and repeat. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: How does the RHOBH season finale unfold in St. Lucia?
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So then they all start to gather around. They're doing some more shopping and stuff.
I like this line, though. She goes, I just want to be a Barbie tonight, okay? Just pretend that I don't have an IQ of 140.
I'd be dumb enough to hang out with you idiots. Then Kyle goes up to Boze and she's like, are you okay? She's like, I cannot with that situation. She can't hear any form of criticism, says Kyle Richards. Well, so what does she want to do? Does she just want to pretend like nothing happened? That's going to be very awkward, isn't it?
If we all are just sitting around pretending nothing is the matter, how are we supposed to have fun with that? I mean, the only thing that could be more awkward would be if we all put on enormous wings and had to sit around a tiny table together.
Yeah, Bose is still doing that thing, like, what? How can women hang out together and not get along? Okay. So then, now they all start to sit at the table, and Kathy asks for bags of ice to put under her armpits, because she's so hot. And Dorit's like, well, you know, Sutton's mind goes to, we're colluding, because that's her type of behavior. That's the kind of shit she would do.
Yeah, that's a good one. So then Sun's avoiding going to the table. So she's loitering at a vendor. And the vendor's like, here's some sexy oil for the bedroom. She's like, I think I'm good. I don't want to put a lot of oil on me. You know what? I just realized I think I'd rather sit at a table with these women than talk to all these poor people selling trinkets. So goodbye, sir.
I know. I loved how annoyed she was. Sexy oil for the bedroom? Does it make a bed? Then get it the fuck out of my face, poor person. Have some respect.
So Kathy gets her ice and then they're all sitting there and they're like talking. It's like, it gets like quiet at the table. It's awkward, you know? They're all staring at Sutton.
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Chapter 2: What drama erupts with Sutton at the dinner table?
Wow, wallpaper.
That's great. So cool. So Kyle says that Erica has proven to be a loyal friend time and time again. So Kyle is saying, I knew this would be a hard day for Erica. And, you know, as soon as I heard about this, you were the first person I thought of. It's like, really? When you heard about Erica's husband going to jail, you thought about Erica? Wow. The way your mind works.
I wish I could get a tour of it. It's just amazing.
I saw that headline and I immediately thought, how is Jamie Lee Curtis dealing with this? So she said to bring you a wind chime. Hope you like it.
so erica's like terrible right before the verdict i was doing so good you know i was looking at wallpaper thinking about wallpaper talking about wallpaper and i was feeling so good about it and then the next day it was like i just i just wanted to sleep i didn't want to go back back to that dark terrible place when these walls didn't even have wallpaper on them
I realized if these walls could talk, they'd say, please stop singing inside. And that hurt. That hurt. It hurt me deeply. But, you know, I've gone into all signs of depression. I'm eating one bite of ice cream at a time. I'm sleeping late. I'm trying to fuck cannibals in my neighborhood again. All the self-destructive things that I was doing back a couple of years ago. And it made me think, wow.
What are times? And then she keeps looking off into space and trying to cry. But she is just ice, this chick. She is just ice. And it's hilarious that they're like, hey, let's end this season by having Erica be vulnerable.
She just can't do it. Can't. It's like, actually, it winds up being a deeply uninteresting scene. She's like, my drink and my medication. It was all this pressure.
And I thought, oh, my God, it's happening again. It's happening. I feel like I'm being dragged down into the underneath. Oh, God. Thank you.
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