The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Employing Pillow Talk to Build Intimacy with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 11 Feb 2025
Do you ever glance over at your partner and feel like they're a million miles away, both physically and emotionally? While we all know that building a connection is hard work, it also requires vulnerability and a willingness to accept your partner as they truly are. But with your weekend already full of buying groceries for Jenny's scouting jamboree, carpooling to Michael's Taekwondo steamed vegetable social, and making sure little Damien stops pinching the dog's privates lest Spot rip his cherubic face off, you might be wondering how you’re supposed to carve out time in your schedule to work on relationship intimacy. We have two words for you: pillow talk. And Trixie has ten words to help start your pillow talk escapades. Begin the exercise with: "Tell me a story from when I was a baby..." This will most assuredly not be awkward or creepy in any way whatsoever, and will certainly not be met with a blank stare before your partner suddenly remembers an early-morning meeting, flips over, and turns out the lights. If you want more space, more privacy, a better location, and the most loved homes, check out https://Airbnb.com or download the Airbnb app today! Get the Rakuten app NOW and join the 17 million members who are already saving! Cash Back rates change daily. See https://Rakuten.com for details. Turn your everyday purchases into steps toward your financial goals with Chime’s secure credit card. Get started today at https://Chime.com/BALD. Chime. Feels like Progress. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://Zocdoc.com/BALD to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today! Need a website? Check Out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.Squarespace.com/BALD to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is pillow talk and how can it enhance intimacy?
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Oh, God. Your t-shirt. I have to play this. I make it a remix of Pump It Up for Solid Pink Disco. And you got to hear this little gunshot. I don't know if it's in a nightclub environment, if gunshot sounds are okay.
The cocking of a shotgun and the shooting sound is also sampled in one of my favorite Russian songs. But I believe Russians have a different relationship to gun violence than Americans. That would be my conjecture. Right. Have you ever fired a handgun? No, no, but I was, do you still want a gun? I do. I want several.
And I, I was talking about it with, um, a friend who knows a lot about guns and, and yeah, there's like, um, it got, the kickback can be extremely painful and it's not like you've seen the movies. Scary. It's very not like you've seen the movies.
I guess one of the, I get one of the scenes I watched, I watched this 10 minute long fight scene with Charlize Theron and Atomic Blonde apparently in one take and This fight scene is breathtaking. It's so brutal and it's so realistic. And this bitch is a beast. What movie was it? Atomic blonde. Oh, atomic blonde. This, this bitch is a beast. Yeah. She is so good.
And, and, and it's, and as the fight scene goes on and on and on, and she's, she doesn't like wallop every bad guy. Like they're nothing. So it's realistic. Like these are thugs, henchmen who are really good at beating the shit out of people. So she gets harassed.
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Chapter 2: What are some fun pillow talk questions to ask?
She does not have an Oscar for monster because she's ugly. She was amazing in that movie. The scene where she's on the phone and she tells that sheriff to get out of here. No, Selby's like, girl, where are you? Like, won't you admit that what you did because the phone is tapped and she realizes it's much like that scene in Breaking Bad where Walter White takes the fall. Yeah.
And it's like, well, he knows he's got to pump it up. He's got to pump it up. You gotta pump it up. Don't you know? I was watching the Golden Globe clip of those two women talking about the balance. Ha ha ha. Do you think that was cringe? Do you think that was fun? Of course. I mean, I think all war show shit is cringe.
I think it was cringe.
But she does that hot girl thing that only hot girls can do where she looks at the camera and goes...
I think people just like, I think they're over the lip bite, which I'm not personally yet, but she goes, it's like, it's so, I mean, I find it to be extremely sensual and sexy.
Well, yeah, she's so young. I think, I mean, I'm going to be gross. The older male viewer that, that sort of like, what is that? A cock? Like, you know, it's a sex thing.
Yeah. Oh my God. There's three cocks in my ass right now. But if I looked like her, my lip would be bit off. My breasts and booty and pussy would be DOA. Yeah.
Dead on arrival. I think that's the problem with my drinking. Last weekend, I wasn't respecting the balance. You got it. Because if drinking was the substance, I would have had that dead finger by now. Hello, you had that club foot. What's your favorite era of her? I love the dead finger. I love the chip tooth version.
Yeah. I love the bald. I love monster Eliza Sue. Cause she's, she's there to, she loves me. I love the one before that where she's bald. That's us. Oh yeah. That's Dragonona in the kitchen. No, no, no, no. The one where she's bald. Oh, but she's bald. She looks in the mirror and she's like, Oh yeah. She's got the big old nasty, but that's, that is definitely us. That is definitely us.
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Chapter 3: How do movies influence our emotional responses?
Well, it depends on what I'm watching. So I finally said to myself, this is enough bad movies. You know what? This is enough bad movies. Life is too short to waste time on shit-ass movies. So then I put on The Mirror by Andrei Tarkovsky. It's one of the most beautiful movies ever made. Do you cry at the movies? I cried at this movie, but I don't know why.
It's very, it's very, oh, I cry at a fucking Toyota-thon. I mean, I cried. Like, you know.
For Christmas, I watched some very sentimental films. I watched Fried Green Tomatoes. Have you seen this? Oh, yeah. Itchy. Oh, gosh. Didn't realize it was going to be Les. Didn't realize it was going to be Les. Marriage Story Masterson. Kathy Bates. Elephant Dress. I cried. Kathy Bates. And that is so. I'm older and I have more insurance. That's fun. Yeah.
But there's this part where she's crying and she goes, I'm too young to be old, but I'm too old to be young. Terrible. I was like, preach, bitch. You better preach it out.
Kathy Bates, but just Kathy Goon. That was somebody on the internet the other day. Oh, I saw that. Yeah, it's funny.
That was... Tyler Oakley.
That was Tyler Oakley. Someone on the internet.
Someone on the internet. Someone on the internet. What is the movie, like, if you had to cry? You're Tyler Brokley. That's why you're in Collections, bitch. Shit. It's true. And then I watched The Color Purple. Oh. Which I was familiar with the soundtrack from the musical, but I actually hadn't seen it. Is this the original? Yeah. Okay. The musical, like the stage musical. Oh, no, wait.
But I hadn't seen the original real, like, not real, but original one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a lot. It's tough. It's obviously very heavy material and it does have some very uplifting parts and some parts of it, there's parts of that movie that you do laugh at because there are comedic elements. There's whatever. Oh, she pisses her pants. Miss Oprah. Yes.
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Chapter 4: Why is it important to have a balance in relationships?
Belinder.
Put it on my butt.
Girl, I've been playing Silent Hill 2, which is so scary, and I have the sound bar. So, Mary, I'm in my house bloodshot terrified. She said, why don't you call me after you plug the sound bar in? I call her. I go, girl. My eyes are snatched fucking open playing this video game. Joanna Barbara Leslie got you good with the audio.
In the game, if there's like, oh, I was like in a cave and the walls were like water trickling, those little speakers in the corner. Oh, yeah. If I had even one milligram of marijuana. It's a wrap. It would be a wrap. I don't think I can handle that JBL. It's that wind. Is the building coming down? We better go home. We got to go home. Too windy. Well, that's, girl, the whole month is a wash.
It was Crimba, then two weeks after Crimba, then it was windy. Now it's inaugurations.
Girl. Martin Luther King Jr. You ever seen Coming to America, the original? Of course. The remake was boo-boo. And you know what? Also, I got to say, and I hope I don't offend anybody. We saw it together and I have to retroactively amend my opinion about Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. I thought it sucks. Okay. I really do think it sucks.
I think the only thing great about it was Catherine O'Hara who chewed up every scene she was in. But it was such a weak story. And I was rewatching that cunty scene where Monica Bellucci staples herself together. And I have it set to a Bee Gees song. Danny Elfman produced one of the most iconic scores and soundtracks of all film history for that original.
They're going to do this cunty number to a Bee Gees song. You know what I mean? I just have a lot of umbrage I take with that movie.
You know, the only thing I don't like about it, and I love disco, obviously, and I love MacArthur Park. Yeah. I didn't get down with the MacArthur Park part.
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Chapter 5: What role does social media play in our lives?
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Girl, what about the people? We said we'd talk about this last week, but what about the people giving... I know we all would have missed TikTok.
Mama, the eulogies. The eulogies. This is a video I never thought I'd have to make. The bracing for Armageddon, the eulogizing. Look out, because here I come.
I'm not going to be able to do wiggle videos anymore.
Please, if you care anything about me or my well-being, you've got to watch me on Instagram. It was so wild. And then TikTok was gone for about 15 seconds.
And the ladies and gentle thems of Red Note being like, who the fuck are all of you? Get out of here. Like you already stole TikTok. You know what I mean? So wild. Listen, here's the thing. I tried to really be empathetic because the level of, um, the level of, but girl, it was like, you know what it felt like? People were doing their final TikTok. Like it was the end of ghost.
when Demi and Patrick are like for the last time saying goodbye, I was like, girl, you do, you do guacamole videos. Like what do you?
Everybody there, you know, everybody loves, you take them with you.
Right. Yeah. As queer people, we get to choose our family. It was so crazy. I can't do my magic tricks, my avocado. I can't, I can't slice my avocado. No. Oh, but then I can't do my outfit of the day.
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Chapter 6: How can we use humor to cope with serious topics?
They said they wanted me to go through my TikTok and save all the videos. I'm like, this isn't the Rosetta Stone. Mama.
This isn't... This is going to be time consuming, so you need to start now.
I know. I know. And then they were like... But then I was like, oh shit, I do have some drafts. I might as well post them all quick so that I can... At least put them on reels.
It was literally earthquake preparedness, like doomsday prep. Like it was that energy.
People were more concerned in LA about the TikTok ending than the fires.
Well, because honestly, the fires represented less of a threat to their livelihood than TikTok coming down.
Well, do you know what I do? And then I thought to myself, well, what do I actually like about TikTok? Because I'm not a doom scroller of it. I never go on TikTok. But it's amazing for when you're like... Oh, yeah. How do you make pasta from scratch quick? Miss YouTube's got you covered. But they're long. YouTube is monetized to make it long.
So if you're watching a video where it's like... Short toe.
That's true.
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Chapter 7: What are the risks of AI in creative industries?
Remember every time I would, I would peel out and hit pedestrians, including Buddhist nuns on the way home to catch the sunset. I would, if it was like five 55, I'd be like, I'd look at the sunsets at six 12 going up the fucking hill. I'd be running up, like sprinting up to the top level and just pants down, gooning mouth open, tongue waggling. Oh, Belinda. I, I,
I think I would miss the instruction part of TikTok for sure. But you're right. I guess shorts and reels exist.
Because on YouTube, you got all the comments right there. Like this is, I mean, it takes a very low amount of media literacy and a little bit of patience to really find, you know, if you want to clean something, if you want to do anything. anything you got. I was like, I got the shit ass wall-to-wall carpeting. This guy, this incredible guy made these incredible videos.
And he's also like, Hey, if you want a shorter version of this, here's the cliff notes version linked to that. Right. And it's how to, it's so, they're so informative. They're so comprehensive. They're so fabulous. These people are legends. I've been really horny for, um, Google Gemini for that reason. I have no idea. Is that the AI? Yeah.
Do you know, I recently learned that AI was used to develop the script of Amelia Perez. Don't you know, pump it up. I can't. It makes sense, right? It makes sense. I can't with this bullshit, this larceny, this theft, this raping and ravaging of the art world and the seek and destroy of my eyeballs and ear holes. Right. I want all of them to go to jail and be in hell.
No, I wouldn't say I would use it. I've never used it for anything creative, but things like, I would hope not. Like if I'm watching a movie and I'm like, what do people, do people like this movie? I like that. That's like a condensed version of me going through a Google search and like finding out if people like this movie and be like, Oh, rotten tomato says this, this is this. I'm like, great.
People don't like it. They do like it. Yeah. Yeah. It's wild bitch. I creative shit.
Making a movie from, from, and I read, and I haven't seen the new Wolfman, but I read a bunch of people's responses and reviews were like the show, the movie was 90 minutes and it was slow and boring. And I'm like, fuck, how are you doing all that? How are you doing that in this day and age? How are you doing that? We know better.
Can you imagine creating going, you know how much, you know how long, expensive and crazy it does to make a movie? It's like insane. It's a huge drawn out and difficult process. Months. Months, months, months, months, months. Years sometimes. All the people, all the money, all the efforts, all the talent. And then you're making something boring.
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Chapter 8: How do we deal with the pressures of social media?
Oh, we were mad in the play. And I go, green room now. And you go, green room. What is it? And then I go, it's a room at the back of the theater where performers wait to go on. But that's not important right now.
And no one ever laughed. I would always pause for the applause. It's funny. That shit's funny. Airplane is funny shit. Cockpit? What is it? It's the room in the front of the plane where the pilot flies the plane. But that's not important right now. It's so funny.
Airplane. Airplane. I love Leslie Nielsen. Are you kidding me?
Naked Gun? Naked Gun. Spy Hard? How hot and wet do you like it? Very hot. Nice beaver. Thanks. I just had it stuffed. Come on. They, you know, they were the same guys who did ghost. They were? Yes. The Zucker brothers, I believe. Somebody look it up. Mark Zuckerberg did it. Yeah. Did you like the perm?
Have you seen Miss Things perm? I can't look at Miss, I can't listen. I can't look at adult perms. She is a teenage male TikToker. I can't do it. She's giving what Sean White, like Sean White by way of American girl doll. I don't know what the fuck she's doing. She's got this little spiral perm.
Mama, get out of here. Get out of here. Get lost. Shave your head and get lost. Shave your head and get lost. Get out of here.
I guess that's also what I liked about TikTok is it wasn't a Musk or Zuckerberg owned and operated thing. Shaoxingping. And that's where I also feel like it's a monopoly where these companies are like, we're the American companies that own the social media. And if we three white men can't make money off this, we got to find a way to get you out of here.
You know what I mean? It's kind of a monopoly in a way. But also people, people who are making all their coin from the social media platforms, they're the product. You know what I mean? It's not like free speech. This is a business that some other person operates that you are the product when you sign up for it. You know what I mean?
Yes. Can I ask a question? This is like just, I think you have a really sound moral compass and I think you're really smart when it comes to hypotheticals and how you think something would play out. People like the Zuckerbergs, the Musks, the Bezos, they are billions of heirs, right? When you have that much money, What do you really want? Don't you have more money than you need or will ever need?
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