Unknown Speaker 6
Appearances
Anatomy of Murder
Behind the Mask (Ernest Ibarra)
I'm telling you everything I know. I'm repeating everything they've said. You can look at my record. I'm not somebody that gets into trouble.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
You ever been to the DMV?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
Like, you think, you ever been to the DMV? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
Value is an important thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
And then you're like, oh, shit.
Aware and Aggravated
34. WWLD- I Ran Away To Miami
We are Theresa and Nemo. And that's why we switched to Shopify.
Aware and Aggravated
34. WWLD- I Ran Away To Miami
We are Theresa and Nemo. And that's why we switched to Shopify.
Bad Rap: The Case Against Diddy
USA v. Sean Combs
The morning's first breaking news, exclusive interviews, what everyone will be talking about that day. Put some good in your morning and start your day with GMA.
Bad Rap: The Case Against Diddy
USA v. Sean Combs
Robin, George, Michael, GMA. America's favorite number one morning show. The morning's first breaking news. Exclusive interviews. What everyone will be talking about that day. Put some good in your morning and start your day with GMA.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Yeah, and then I just dropped a pin to my friend and my manager and just said, all right, hands up. Somebody, my hands are up. I'm like surrendering. Just take me somewhere that I like, you know. This is after like a very dark moment in my car where I parked and walked away from it, came back.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Yeah, like walked into the canyon, into the canyon and then got worried that I might get a speeding or a parking ticket if I didn't come back out. Because I had a ton of benzos, and I was on all this shit.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Well, it was that thing where you're searching. That would be such a pain in the ass. I was, like, searching, like, what will keep me alive? Oh, a parking ticket. That's a good excuse to give myself. Like, I don't really want to do this, do I? You know? Yeah. And I had a kid, and, like, all that stuff. Yeah.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
I left him with the keys. It's like, I can't get a DUI at that point. The kid's holding the keys. And then, yeah, I went to rehab. And then got pulled out of rehab three days later because I was having delirium tremors. And they couldn't, you know, they're putting me on all these meds, but like... Is that shaky hands? Yeah, right? No, that is delusion.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
I was having meetings, business meetings on the table. They basically had to tell everyone like, hey, just let him kind of do his thing. I was talking into the TV remote, making phone calls. I was convinced that a radio station was playing. And I was going through, I was like...
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
If the radio station's not playing and you guys can't hear it, then why are there songs, full songs that I've never heard before that I know are real songs? Like, that was, like, my big... And you heard those? I was hearing songs, yeah. Like, I was hearing it continue.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
I'm like, yeah, set me up for the bit we were going to do. Yeah. He does his own soundboard noises and shit. Yeah, and then they, no, then, you know, they're trying to keep you alive and give you drugs to keep you even. And the doctor called and they're like, I got approved for like six more, Atavans, they were like, yeah, he's really going through it.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
And so they gave it to me, and then they were like.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
They give you something else, too, that I forget the name of it right now, but it's another, it's a seizure thing.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Nerve pills.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
But anyway, go ahead. No, waitresses at Laugh Factory introduced me to the Percocet. And I remember I took one and I was like, so this is what it's like to live at 100%. Good time. This is it? It's a good time. How did I do this? What have I been missing out on?
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Adderall. Adderall. What it gets you to do. And if you're not in school, you still have to do homework.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
All of them. That's funny, because I remember one time you posted, like, hey, I'm reading this book. Give me good books. Now I'm thinking back, like, oh, you must have been really on the Adderall at that point. Oh, I must have, if I had never read a book in my life.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Yeah, I think I can do it floating, actually. God, man. So wait, so keep going. Keep going, Nick.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Anyways, they found me naked in the middle of the night. In this house in Malibu. In the backyard. A stranger's house? No, the rehab. The rehab was like just a house in a neighborhood. Okay. That ended up burning down while I was staying in it by Malibu fires in 2017 or 18. For real? Yeah. I was the last one to get out of it because I was staying in this room in the back of it.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
And they just didn't even remember to check. And I came out. I'm like, so what's up with this fire? It smells bad. They're like, yeah, everyone's gone. You're the last one. Let's go. And I was like, oh, I'm glad I came out. But... Yeah. Jesus. I... Yeah, I ended up in the hospital where I... I actually called Al Madrigal from the hospital because... It's real? I had a show.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
He had me booked on some show that I forgot about and they gave me my phone back for some reason and... Yeah, can I go light?
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
His recollection of that phone call is always entertaining to me. Really? But yeah, I woke up like seven days later and I was IV'd up and there was like... Yeah, I don't know what happened, but I had like a sticker over my butt. There was like a tampon stuck over my ass.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
And I was like, you know what? I want to ask why this is here, but I'm assuming I shit everything. I don't know.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Yeah. I mean, I'm sure I was in and out, but I don't remember any of it. Right. Because you're on so many drugs.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Nate's version of it, too, is great. It's like... We enjoy ourselves and we like comedy.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Jesselnick always does that too, where you see him and you're like, what are you doing? He's like, oh, I got a special soon, so I cut everything out. Yeah. Yeah, you look pristine.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Some people, it's like immediately it affects their nose or whatever. Yeah, right? I'm glad that that, yeah. You've always been beautiful. You know, there's moments and there's pictures of when I was like in the worst places, like mentally. And I know that I was drunk, like I performed at Montreal or something. And people were like- Did you perform drunk?
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
And then I'll take it out and throw it out in the out, like the neighbor's garbage can next door. So that way there's just no proof. But yeah, I love the late night cookie. I love, but also becoming vegan totally made me like not eat that kind of stuff because it's not easily accessible.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Oh, yeah.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
I remember I never sweat on stage. Oh, I swear. And then I started drinking and because I was sober for 12 years, you know, and I started stand up sober and then started drinking and like really got into it. And then I would just always sweat on stage. And I'm like, that's I want to get back to the not sweating thing.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
really yeah because the booze really did that to me and that was part of anxiety part of like am i can can i control myself am i gonna have an episode am i gonna who knows what's gonna happen that's wild man so now i know you to be does your kid ever remember you drinking no and that's one thing that one woman in rehab told me that worked there she said my dad got sober when i was five and that's how old my son was
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
And she said, I don't remember him drinking. So I thought, well, then I'm never drinking ever again.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
I mean, I would be drinking if I drank. You know what I mean? That would be my...
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
He didn't say no. And he didn't say yes.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Well, it was... You're saying it was like my dad and my uncles had a great time, too.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Well, they chilled, too, when I chilled out.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Yeah. Which is... I mean, maybe just around me, but it seems like things... Because Christmas Eve used to get crazy. Really? So you're from like a party family?
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Did that introduce you to porn pretty young?
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
They keep them in bushes. Right. I found a club magazine in the bushes, which is not even like.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Club was like intense. It wasn't like Playboy or like anything. It was like, people are having sex in that.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Yeah, so score. I just found out I got a call from a parent at my son's school saying, hey, our older son just did some porn searching and we're afraid that he probably told our younger son who might have told your son. And I just thought, well, I want to talk to my son about porn before some other kid does. So it took me forever to figure out how to do that. But that was the worst.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
This is where you look for it. Look at that bush.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Yeah, I was driving with my son in the back. You know, I think he was in the passenger seat, illegally, probably. And you know those big skeletons that they sell at Home Depot for, like, Halloween? And, like, everyone in the neighborhood gets one of them, at least. Yeah. We drove by it, and I just casually said to him, I was like, oh, it'd be funny if they had a dick.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
And then I realized that it was him that was sitting next to me. It would be funny. And then I could just feel the silence in the car for like a minute. I'm like, he is thinking so hard right now. And then finally he goes...
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Jesus. And I said, sometimes, yeah, I mean. Sometimes. It would be anatomical. Turns out who they are, you know? Morningwood was the biggest, out of the big speech I gave him. Because you have to get to porn with a kid. If you haven't even had the sex talk, you basically have to start at puberty. like, armpit hair, and then you end at porn. And there's a lot to cover in there.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
And Morningwood was probably the only part that he was, like, connected to. He was like, oh, yeah, yeah.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
I like that she has to be single, too, because that's kind of a sexual thing in its own way.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
The way they thought people were doing it.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
So this should be pretty good. Okay. By the way, late night, I was just going to say that I used to, when I found out that people had a baby, I would be like, oh, I want to come over and see the baby. But really, I was like, I know there's Vicodin in that house.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
I wish that I could. I mean, yeah, I wish I was the type of guy that could jerk off in front of other guys.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Okay, you did that. It had nothing to do with the jerking off. No, it was the two things we did a lot.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
You never let it fart? Of course I did.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
I mean, I think you could either take Spanish or learn how to light farts.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
You ever seen... A little flicker. You ever seen that movie, Backdraft? I had a backdraft situation once where it backdrafted back in. Anyway, Kurt Russell was there.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Oh, it was Donald Sutherland. And you go... You can see his penis, by the way, in Animal House. Nice. Are you serious? Yeah, there's a scene in the beginning where he's wearing... He's Donald Ducking, which is my favorite thing to do, is where you're wearing a shirt with no pants. And he's in the kitchen making breakfast, and it's just a penis. And I remember being young, like, whoa.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
That looks like mine.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
You didn't say less. So you have a pocket. You have a pocket there that it goes in?
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Do you wear underwear? Does it change the way that you show your, like, in pants? Does it look different when you're walking around? I don't know. You tell me. I don't notice anything.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
And he came up to me afterwards. And I'll never forget because Incubus was there too in the audience. Are you serious? Like Incubus saw the show and they were like.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Oh my God. I can't believe you said his name. I know his name. And my agent goes, hey, that shirt, don't do that again. Are you serious? That's homophobia, really.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Yeah, other parents in my son's school.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
I bet you were king. Were you like the best at drop-off?
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Oh, and so the other moms were like, you can't hang out with him. Yeah, that was the problem with me. Every time I went out with somebody, they came back in worse shape than they've ever been in, and their wives would be like, hey, you can't go out with Nick on Tuesdays anymore.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Well, you didn't have a job like the other dads had. No.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Also, though, when people go out with you, like this was, I remember too, they're like, I'm going to go out with Nick to the improv tonight. For them, it's like, I saw Sarah Silverman and I, you know, like they're having a fun night that's not normal for them. Yes. And they're letting loose and enjoying it. And, you know, those wives need to just know that. They need to shut up and understand.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
They were having a good time.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Just don't go on the Kratom Reddit page.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Yeah, that's not a good piece. We'll take this. I feel bad that you got stuck with me on this because now you got to eat vegan.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
If you do quit or you want to quit and you call me... Don't let that be the end of our relationship because I have a friend that wanted to quit, called me. I'm ready. I'm doing it. I'm like, dude, let's go. Let's meet. And we go to a meeting. He shows up wasted at a meeting. And everyone in the meeting is like, oh, my God, dude, why did you bring this guy? And I'm like, I'm so sorry.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
We got bread? Do you actually know words?
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Yeah. I think that it's all, I mean, I know for me, to talk about changing looks, if I go from beard to no beard, I do not feel funny. If I don't have a beard, I have a hard time going on stage.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
I just got excited that there might be banh mi sandwiches for a second. I was like, oh, no.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
I'm just so used to it.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
But I don't have it in years, though. Right. And it just feels different. And I think that it's all in your head, really, because there's no difference to it at all.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
She speaks English, I guess.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
You know what? People want to think that... Like, it's what you said. It's that you're going to be talking about different things. You have different interests and things that make you laugh. But people do want to watch somebody that they feel like is out of control sometimes. Oh, yeah. I felt that way about Getting Sober. For real?
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Well, you just think about it when you think about all the romanticized versions of authors and musicians and people that you know that are...
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Hunter S. Thompson. Hunter S. Thompson, of course. That's the madness. That's like, I love going down the rabbit hole of watching him do interviews and stuff. I mean, it's just, have you seen his daily? Yeah. What he eats? Yes. And, like, what he drinks? Oh, my God. Yeah.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Like, a ton of chivas.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
A grapefruit, and then he has ice cream or something, maybe?
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Well, Townes Van Zandt, like, one of my favorite musicians, I mean, that was sadness. People around him say it was the saddest thing. But what happened to him? He was just an alcoholic. So the, you know, and heroin, I'm sure, and coke. For real? Do we have balsamic vinegar?
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Osama bin vinegar? Osama bin vinegar?
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Osama bin vinegar. Look at, I mean, you got, yeah. It's so funny. Nate would be so angry right now. This is the other night we went out to eat, and he hates it when people put garnishes on things. For real?
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
How easy is it for you to pay attention? So this is one thing that somebody told me to do if you're like auditioning for something and you want to learn the lines to do them while you're cooking. Right. Like when you're doing your dishes. You have to put your brine on where you, yeah. But I can't do that at all. So the fact that you can do this and talk. So I can't, I'm a horrific actor.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Three years ago.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
No. In fact, you know, he wouldn't. When I was young, there's no way I would have eaten vegan. I didn't even eat vegetables, so. Now I love them. Oh, I love vegetables. But I don't want to, you know, I don't ever impose my stuff on him. Like, he's allowed to do, he's allowed to drink, he does coke. It's like, I'm sober, that's me. No, I appreciate that.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
It was fun. I coached his team. It was really fun.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Yeah, I love baseball.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
I signed up and I was like, listen, I'm not the most knowledgeable guy about soccer, but I know how to hang out with kids. And they were like, cool, we'll give you an assistant coach. You know, and then that guy knew most of the things. I just want to give a shout-out to Shane and Vic right now. Oh, my God. But it was the most fun ever.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
I love getting kids pumped up and, like, making them believe in themselves.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
The fact that this is vegan is pretty wild. Yeah, the gnocchi is great. This is... The texture I was a little worried about.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
You can. That's what's amazing. My girlfriend and her family have been eating vegan for so long that... I was just lucky. I mean, I get to eat things that are amazing.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Harriet Tubman, you know her?
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
We ain't got to get into that. That could be a good name for you.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
You know, it's the thing. If you stand by and watch something without... Our opinions, I don't think anybody's wondering. I wonder what Nick's thinking about this issue because I want to base my belief on that as well. But there are things that sometimes you've got to talk about that you've got to say if you have a platform. It's basically hurting people to not.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
But to be in a business like this, I love that for maybe an hour I can take people away from any of that.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
I can tell you what I don't really care about permanence. Sure.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Yeah, I mean, I think when it comes to things like that, of the flesh that are like that, I don't think about it too much. I don't know how I would handle my kid doing it. I don't think I would want it to. That would freak me out. I would be so scared.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Yeah, there's a lot of those, and there's just stupid things. Show me some and explain them.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Let's see these tattoos. This one is my grandmother's window. Like the view from her window and eating grapefruit juice. Looking out of it or into it? This is looking into the house. Did she keep you outside a lot? Yeah, I was always out there looking. You weren't allowed in the house. Collecting the grapefruits. Yeah, that is sad. And I have like my son, his name, you know, that he drew.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
The first time he ever wrote his name, I just went and got it tattooed. And then stupid Bob Dylan lyrics and my girlfriend's name and, you know, other shit.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Yeah, I don't I don't agree with the no regret thing either, because I do. There are times where I'm like, oh, I don't know about the lesson that it taught my kid or like the you know, like, why did you get that? I'm like, I was in Atlanta. So is it that impulsive for you?
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
If you really focus on it while it's happening, it's so intense that it like, I kind of got addicted to that for a while. For real? Yeah. Are you done getting them or do you think you can get more? I haven't gotten one in like maybe a year or something. Really? But yeah. How many do you think you have total? I don't know, but it pretty much started like this right here.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
This cactus smoking was like the first kind of thing. Really? I like the lightning bolt. Which I love. I love that. I saw this guy and I didn't even ask the artist. I was like, I just saw this guy posted on Instagram and I was in Mexico City and I took it in. I was like, just put that right there. Mexico City? Yeah. I mean, you know, they're cool there.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
I don't hate any of them. Right. I think the only time I do hate these is when I have to sit in a makeup chair and they cover stuff. Yeah. Which is getting a lot faster. But for real? The makeup covering is like, they've got now spray guns and they're doing it. And I thought about, maybe I should get those removed just because that's a hassle. Yeah. Also, I... I really don't care.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
I just, you know, I should care more. No. You care the perfect amount.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Cheers. Very surprising.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
It's called Born Young. It's on YouTube. And yeah, you can just search me and search that.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
My best parts of it come from the actual writing. The idea always has to come from life, but... For instance, I'll write something where I'm like, I'm writing this bit about being at the grocery store and I say in my the thing that I wrote is like I'm behind three people in line or, you know, there's three people ahead of me in line.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
And then the thing that I type that I would have never thought to say out loud is after that, they all had one thing in common, dot, dot, dot. I was right behind them. And then I wrote that one day and I go, I'm going to say that on stage tonight. It's going to get a big laugh. And it did. And I could just tell by my timing. It's not funny or whatever, but it's just silly.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
It's like you just say the thing. Yeah. And I can tell when I'm writing like that, I write more in my voice than when I'm trying to think like, hey, write in your voice.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
a mainstay after that like it's weird how that shit works it's mostly and then you know what's great though is if you write it down to go back to it in like two years and be like right well llama 7-eleven what was that about you know and then to like re-find it and then maybe it's actually funny now
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
I'm so sorry. And afterwards, he's telling me, he's like, you know, usually when I don't want to do things, I just tell people I have a therapist appointment, but I don't have a therapist. Cut to a week later. I'm like, hey, you want to go to that meeting again? He's like, can't, man. I've got therapy today. And I'm like, oh, you forgot you told me your secret lie. Oh, my God.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
And then he never talks to me anymore because now he thinks that I'm... You know, like when people are like, I'm going to make a decision that changes my life.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
That could be like a Brody Stevens joke, by the way. That just seems like he used to say, like, Toyota Camry, leather exterior. You know, just like the slight off thing of it. Yeah. I had a dream about him like a year ago, and I woke up so happy.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Yeah. Because it was like, I guess I hear people say this about losing a parent or something. You just get like a freebie, like a free moment with them that you would have never had. Ooh. And it was like a great, great moment. And it was like, he was aware of what he did and he was like, yeah, stupid. And I was like, yeah.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Are you sure you weren't having delirium tremors? Because I had a similar experience except I was detoxing.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
No, especially when people, I mean, I was avoiding the doctor like I think most men do at a certain age. My doctor texted me today. But I knew that there were things bad in my body, like the fact that my liver hurt all the time. But if they don't tell you.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
What does it feel like? It was like right here, my lower back. I just feel this like thing. Nick, you know I'm looking at it.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
No, but I got Lyme's disease. Oh, damn. In Bloomington, Indiana. And went to the doctor and they had to take my blood and all this stuff and then. Couple times later, I come in and he's like, so we got your results back. And he goes, did you know that you have 366 enzymes in your liver? And I was like, well, sounds, I don't know. Sounds like a high score.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
Nice, kid.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05
I was like, what's normal? And he's like, six. Whoa. And I was like, oh, and he's like, yeah, you're dying. Like in front of me, it's happening. It's like you are in a very bad place and you need to get sober now, you know? And I left and bought a bottle of vodka across the street. Well, that's a tough.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 30 - Tina
If the cops and everything would have done their job properly, my dad would have been in jail. I would have never existed.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 30 - Tina
If the cops and everything would have done their job properly, my dad would have been in jail. I would have never existed.
Betrayal: Season 4
S3: BONUS EP 1 — An Update from Stacey and Tyler
I kept just kind of asking everybody, anyone else think this is strange?
Betrayal: Season 4
S3: BONUS EP 1 — An Update from Stacey and Tyler
I kept just kind of asking everybody, anyone else think this is strange?
Betrayal: Season 4
S3: BONUS EP 1 — An Update from Stacey and Tyler
I kept just kind of asking everybody, anyone else think this is strange?
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 27 - Abby
To open our consciousness to something more than just what's in that western box.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 27 - Abby
To open our consciousness to something more than just what's in that western box.
Crook County
4 | Keeper Of A House Of Prostitution
It was big news. I mean, white girl gets murdered, found in a cemetery, big, big news.
Crook County
4 | Keeper Of A House Of Prostitution
It was big news. I mean, white girl gets murdered, found in a cemetery, big, big news.
Crook County
4 | Keeper Of A House Of Prostitution
It was big news. I mean, white girl gets murdered, found in a cemetery. Big, big news.
Crook County
4 | Keeper Of A House Of Prostitution
It was big news. I mean, white girl gets murdered, found in a cemetery, big, big news.
Good Guys
Look Mom! We Made It!
individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.
Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast
Xbox Games Showcase, The Outer Worlds 2 Direct Announced - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.09.25
That's so true.
Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast
Xbox Games Showcase, The Outer Worlds 2 Direct Announced - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.09.25
No.
Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast
Xbox Games Showcase, The Outer Worlds 2 Direct Announced - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.09.25
Yeah.
Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast
Xbox Games Showcase, The Outer Worlds 2 Direct Announced - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.09.25
Yeah.
LUIGI
COMING March 24: Law&Crime's LUIGI (Extended Trailer)
We do not have vigilante justice. We don't have that here in the United States.
LUIGI
COMING March 24: Law&Crime's LUIGI (Extended Trailer)
Finally, maybe this event would lead to rich and powerful people who have access to top tier healthcare to sort of acknowledge the barbaric nature of our healthcare system.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Soder Stories
Check this out. Creepy. Creepy. Seems fine, right? He's whatever he's doing. Having fun. What, he's just fucking with Chucky merch?
Last Podcast On The Left
Last Update on the Left - Episode 1 - Lord RayEl Revisited
I put the whale in Wailing Wall. Whoa!
Last Podcast On The Left
Last Update on the Left - Episode 1 - Lord RayEl Revisited
Yes, another member of the corrupt media. Yes, we could have lunch today.
Last Podcast On The Left
Last Update on the Left - Episode 1 - Lord RayEl Revisited
He is everything you want him to be because he loves you all so much. It's all in caps. I can't even explain his love. You can only experience it. You guys wonder how I do it. I take no credit for my status today. It smiles from Christ, Jesus who stretches me. All glory to him. Cut.
Last Podcast On The Left
Last Update on the Left - Episode 1 - Lord RayEl Revisited
That's the way in! Yes!
Last Podcast On The Left
Last Update on the Left - Episode 1 - Lord RayEl Revisited
I was kind of hoping we'd see a weird star or Biden would fall down.
Last Podcast On The Left
Last Update on the Left - Episode 1 - Lord RayEl Revisited
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I knew then I was the victim of a sexual assault.
Last Podcast On The Left
Last Update on the Left - Episode 1 - Lord RayEl Revisited
Shut up! Shut up! Just shut the fuck up! He's gotten so fat that his beard doesn't fit.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 614: Pyromania
There's nothing wrong with it. Absolutely not. It's a governor's waist. A mania's pant.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 614: Pyromania
You can't do that. You're just a train. I think you can. You know what, Thomas? I'm thinking you're believing in yourself too much. You've got to stop it. You're attached to a track. All right? You can't go anywhere. You're a helicopter. Oh, my God, that train has a face.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 614: Pyromania
That seems like the first thing you don't do, right?
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 614: Pyromania
Someone do better! Someone should have worked harder! Someone should have made it wetter! Where was the water?
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 614: Pyromania
We got to go to dinner. All right? We're going out. We're going to have one night out.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 614: Pyromania
What if it's evil? What if that was where it all started?
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 614: Pyromania
A family of fucking rubbish? We all hate you. You should all live on an island, Devil's Island. But I'm not kidding. But I promised you a bomb, and by hell, I'm not kidding. So why don't you just flit while you've got the chance? We can't get you out normally, then we'll bastard well bomb you out, and it's too good for you.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 614: Pyromania
They all do it. They all do it. Six out of ten. Six out of ten are firefighters, I'll tell you that much.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 614: Pyromania
It's just the, all right, I'm giving it to you, love. It's the British guys going, oh, oh, oh, now we're getting in there. Now we're getting in the gizzards. I'm coming to completion.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 614: Pyromania
Ah, fuck. Ah, shit. Ow, ow, ow. He's trying to put it out with his peg leg. Ow, ow. Damn wood leg. It's catching. It's catching.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 609: Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell - The Doomsday Murders Part I - Beyond The Veil
And I knew that things were different. I saw him drink water. A full Coca-Cola. And I knew the next thing he would be is fornicating with a man in the jungle.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 609: Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell - The Doomsday Murders Part I - Beyond The Veil
You felt across the avenue, do-do-do-do. Up was the sun, shining right on you. Shining right on you.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 609: Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell - The Doomsday Murders Part I - Beyond The Veil
He's just Caucasian. Our new proprietary roast might seem eerily similar, but don't let your tongue deceive you. It's a Butterfly Dude Roast.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 609: Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell - The Doomsday Murders Part I - Beyond The Veil
Let me show you around.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 609: Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell - The Doomsday Murders Part I - Beyond The Veil
Yeah.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 609: Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell - The Doomsday Murders Part I - Beyond The Veil
And I was like, no fucking shit.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 609: Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell - The Doomsday Murders Part I - Beyond The Veil
Sorry, Mr. Zabrowski, your test came back and you have anal cancer. Good boy.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 609: Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell - The Doomsday Murders Part I - Beyond The Veil
Oh, yeah.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
Hey, see, you got bio-Nazi gold there. That's kind of nice. That's kind of nice. You ever had any Nantucket green? Come on, it's the worst weed I ever had. You're going to be so thankful. You're going to be so thankful you're not going to get scared smoking it. You got to try it. Okay, great. Hey, you know, I'm just an acquaintance.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
Yeah.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
Not many people are ready to accept what I have to say and the types of truths that I have. Because the truth, sometimes they're so confusing and they're so not real that you'd be crazed to think that it's not the truth. But actually, the truth can be not real. Yeah.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
They had to pull it apart.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
And they had to do the other parts because obviously all the boys were trapped in it. So they had to pull it apart and they used that steel for other things.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
I just, honestly, I was over it. I was so sick of it. I was like, oh, I'm stiff. You know what? I'm going to stretch.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
Okay, answer me a question. Ask me a question. I got the little voice in my head. It answers everything. It's easy.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
Also, just because I was such a big part of American history that they had to cut out. It was so hard for them to do it, to cover it up.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
Just made that up.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
You know, that's the thing. What's crazy is that you'd even be, you know, the psychics will cook and lunch. We're in Tangier. Yeah. You know, we got the Jedis over there.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
I couldn't help but notice when we were torturing that one Montauk boy. He had a beautiful voice. And I got just the song for him.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
It's been a while.
Morning Wire
House Scraps Spending Bill & Mangione’s Extradition | 12.19.24
This was a frightening, well-planned, targeted murder that was intended to cause shock and attention and intimidation.
Next Up with Mark Halperin
Waltz OUT as NSA... Could Witkoff Be Next Up? Plus, Gavin Newsom on Why He's Not a "Crazy Liberal"
I hadn't planned to speak, but on behalf of all the military men and women who serve our country and serve so honorably on behalf of the state of Michigan, I am really damn happy we're here to celebrate this recapitalization at Selfridge. It's crucial for the Michigan economy. It's crucial for the men and women here, for our homeland security and our future. So thank you. I'm so, so grateful that
Next Up with Mark Halperin
Waltz OUT as NSA... Could Witkoff Be Next Up? Plus, Gavin Newsom on Why He's Not a "Crazy Liberal"
This announcement was made today, and I appreciate all the work. Thank you.
Next Up with Mark Halperin
Waltz OUT as NSA... Could Witkoff Be Next Up? Plus, Gavin Newsom on Why He's Not a "Crazy Liberal"
You know, you are the equivalent of a rock star in politics.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Yeah, let me see this. Pop Mart. I love the style of the artwork already.
Pour Minds Podcast
Why Yall Aint Give Me Nun FT. Slim Thug
I didn't have to go to my old chick to sleep with her.
Prof G Markets
Nvidia Earnings are the Super Bowl of Business + Trump’s $5 Million Gold Card
You know, this does remind me of the bubble, but it's on steroids. I mean, there is a data point, a podcast, a rumor every five minutes.
SEQUESTERED Podcast
Episode 03: Connecting the Dots
Bulkley testified they found the suitcase within minutes of getting out of their vehicles.
TED Talks Daily
TED Explores: Food for the Future | TED Countdown
but it's also kinder to the environment. It is real animal tissue. It's real animal cells. The taste is phenomenal. It tastes just like chicken.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
I was just about to say. He didn't sound like this before. No balls.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
They just went to where them immigrants was eating good at. The Renaissance. What's the name of that hotel that was down there? They went up there and said, check please.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
This is the one right here, man. This is the one.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
They ain't like, oh, yeah, tap jam, tap jam, tap jam, looking around saying. Oh, shit, I'm that age. It's over. It's over. It's finished.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
What do you think of that compared to like the Ridley Scott, here's my director's cut approach?
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
I love to adopt. I believe in adopting. We adopted Halo. We rescued him. I do always think, though, that it can stray into blaming the animal for a thing that is not the animal's fault.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
But the people. It's obviously a very rich satirical text here to mine. Yeah.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
When you made me watch The Art of Racing in the Rain? Yeah.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
You have to watch this tonight because it's going to come up on Rewatchables tomorrow. I believe it was when we were doing Draft Day and then it did not come up. But I did watch it.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
Oh, I used to watch Homer Bound like every day.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
I've not seen that. Is it worth checking out?
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
A lot of good dog movies. You can definitely do a month on the rewatchables even though you're doing best in show right now. Look at that. Great news.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
Not even close. This is my favorite comedy, period. This is one of my five favorite movies of all time.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
Like a moment or an essence?
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
My favorite thing about it is the absurdity. Like that heightened quality of capturing something that seems simultaneously impossible and yet really true to a certain type of life. And that is Christopher Guest's genius, obviously. If you made me drill down beyond that, I would say, so my dad loves Christopher Guest.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
Like Christopher Guest's Bob Dylan impression is probably my dad's like platonic ideal of comedy. We saw this together. We watched all of the Christopher Guest movies together. I don't know that the Rubin household has laughed in a heartier and more fervent fashion than watching Cookie Fleck.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
It might be the hardest I have ever laughed.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
And it's, I mean, Busy B is a close second. Like, Busy B is just a recurring bit of comedy in our house after the movie. I just, I love it.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
He might be my favorite thing, actually. It's hard to pick.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
and like the camera's on so i have to behave sort of thing i thought was incredible it's it's the highlight of fred's career and he had a really fun career but i think this would be the first thing i mean he was parodying this parody on the bachelor yeah you know until months before his death like this is just such an iconic i i don't know if this is true but i feel like if you asked 100 people what's your favorite part of best in show the majority of them would say fred willard
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
Probably like that's like the right that emerged and transcended the movie in a way. Yeah, I agree.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
Murderer's Row.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
Then you would have to watch a sci-fi or Marvel movie.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
Come on, Rog. Rog. What the fuck, man?
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
You already did. You did.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
Agreed. I would say the whole entire thing, all 90 minutes, crazed genius.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
It's a tough one for rewatchables because every single scene is rewatchable.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
You didn't write down every single scene? I started to be more disciplined as I got further into the film.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
Congress of the Cow. Got myself in a position that wasn't very easy for me emotionally. It's called the Congress of the Cow.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
Not on my work computer.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
I think you did. She describes it where the woman is bent over, the hands are on the floor, and the man is behind. I will just say right now, I don't know if I'm picking it for most rewatchable scene. I think this is in the running for best opening scene of a movie ever.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
You think they're talking, even though you know the movie's about dogs, you think they're talking about a human child who has seen and been scarred by watching them have sex, and then they pan to their sad dog on her chaise at therapy.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
That's incredible.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
I don't know how to pronounce that. Wine murmur?
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
Poor Beatrice.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
This is iconic.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
With him, like, with the eyes crossed. Oh, my God. He looks like Austin Powers in that picture.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
Well, are you keeping it to movies only? Because otherwise, obviously, it would be The Office.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
That's a great, that is actually a great one to drill down on in terms of their creative process, how much is structured and known in advance and how much is improv. Because you want to believe they know that because they're working toward Jerry's going to have to be the handler.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
They knew exactly what it was like when Cookie and Bulge fucked on the roller coaster. They knew all of that. Bulge was the roller coaster.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
Cookie Googleman? I love working with you.
The Rewatchables
‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson
Yes, the degrees of separation collapse onto themselves at some point, and then we get to hear Sherry Ann say, uh, we love snow peas. What a fucking gift.
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I think by then you'll just be able to beam a podcast into someone's mind. Yeah. I have. We meet Christy Cummings. She's just a handler. Yeah.
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Worked for my family.
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No question. The American Bitch spinoff.
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I mean, running a publication together with Christy and Sherry.
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It was in Horson House.
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That's still the dream. That's still the dream. It is amazing now to, like, go back because Jane Lynch is such a... Right. ...indispensable part of our comedic fabric. And, like...
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And got stuck in the gargoyle.
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Faye, I forgot to compliment you on your luscious melon breasts tonight. How does this end? My favorite part is when she's like, thank you.
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I love Max and Cookie. I think, again, there's just the through line of Cookie's exes being so brazen with Jerry standing right there. Obviously, Max is the pinnacle of that. She must have been a dynamo.
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Malcolm showing up at the party is just like,
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Here's some things I love. I love to laugh. I love cinema and I love an animal. It just absolutely has it all.
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A couple more that we've passed in the chronology of the film already.
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Boy. Yeah. What a night that was.
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Yeah. You know, I banged a lot of waitresses. I banged a lot of waitresses. That is so good.
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I banged a lot of waitresses.
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Yeah, you don't forget the best. Absolutely incredible. But I love how she always keeps apologizing to Jerry. You know, like earlier when they went to the Berman, she's like, who's my future? Who's my future?
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Yeah. So good. Oh, man.
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I think this is Shakespeare. Busy B is missing.
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You know, it's interesting because Adam and I were re-watching this and we were... The two that we've skipped so far that I would nominate are... Megan Hamilton swan sharing their two Starbucks. That's my number one. That's just an, I think, unbelievable scene in the catalogs. The catalog conversation. We're so lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs.
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remarkable line in the movie you know i was such a huge j crew person then too still am yeah incredible yeah yeah and then when they arrive at the airport yeah and they're screaming at each other like adam and i were watching this and it's like oh this he's like who are you scenes scenes from a marriage yeah are you meg or are you hamilton but he was just like this is the experience of of living with you and then i think he walked it back a little bit yeah but
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But that idea of just like blaming each other for forgetting the pet toy, something going wrong, building toward the Busy B is missing stretch where like Hamilton is completely crawling.
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Like he's in a cave into the carrier looking for the toy. Just unbelievable stuff. Unbelievable stuff.
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Great. Let's go rogue. I really am fond of Winky. It's hard not to be fond of Winky. I love a terrier. But I feel the pull of Hubert.
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and the poor woman who's playing that scene is where I think Adam was like just kidding it's like a little oh boy
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Incredible stuff.
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His terrier commentary is untouched.
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How do they make a miniature? That's the best part.
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Is there some way, some process used to make them physically smaller?
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Doing it doggy style. Yeah. You come up with the title. I'm not the literary guy. But that's what Trevor's like. They breed them that way.
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Yeah. You're going to go.
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That's like historic.
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It's a fish. The way that she... The quiet rage is actually terrifying to witness. And then I love when she selects the multicolored rainbow rooster. It's a parrot.
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Capturing that, like, abusive rudeness of a truly hysterical person. Maniac, yeah.
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She got actual braces for this movie.
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Incredible commitment. Or, like, you could argue just a perk. It's like, I have to have the braces on to do the movie. And then you come out and you got beautiful teeth.
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Like shoeless Joe Jackson. It's remarkable.
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He doesn't have a single miss in the entire movie.
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That's my winner.
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That's really good. Trevor's face in response to that is hysterical.
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You had the gall to repeat your shitty joke.
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It's a literal underdog story here. And they had to win. Yeah, this was like the fucking Chiefs not three-peating.
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I feel tenderly toward Beatrice, and I think that none of this is Beatrice's fault. It's all obviously the Swans, the two best characters in the history of film.
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Every single part of Six Months Later is perfect.
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part of it the therapy book ends unbelievable is the captain and the cookies beg for it would that be in your memorabilia things you that is that is my second pick in the memorabilia behind busy busy bee is the no-brainer memorabilia pick but the fact that it's it's not just jerry and his little captain's costume and winky looks so cute and the hilarious name they've landed on it's the fact that it's a cassette tape like it definitely could have been a cd by this point but it's a cassette tape which is just a perfect touch but i i would have to pick
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So good. His name being Bulge.
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Yep. And now they're wearing colorful.
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Yeah. That was one of my unanswerable questions for later. I'm like, what is the rest of Beatrice's life like?
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A lot of bright ringer green in their outfits. I have an observation from your run through of most rewatchable scenes.
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You did it. Very light on Harlem Pepper.
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Yeah. That stands out. Tell me.
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I'm torn between Busy Bee and Cookie's injury. I think I have to pick the spirit of most rewatchable scene. I don't think I'm constitutionally capable of looking away if I know we're about to see Cookie. Okay. I think that has to be the case.
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Great question.
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No. Stop that.
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Back in the day. My mom, like the Swans, used to have a catalog.
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When do you think that Craig, a married man who is a manager at this company and is in his 30s, will stop having to speak on behalf of all young people?
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Okay, you want it. I have one foot in the grave, personally.
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This is the second Rewatchables in a row for me where what's aged the best was basically everything and what's aged the worst and picking two categories I normally love and have a lot of fun with were nearly impossible.
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Before Sunset and this. It's just like, I don't know. These are perfect movies that if we watch them 2,000 years from now, we would say are perfect movies. Yeah.
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mockumentary as a forum was my top one as well I think you already said this but parodying crazy pet people like we're in the era of well social media is taking it to a whole new level you can't even parody it anymore like social media is pet people
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Catherine O'Hara and Eugene Levy as a comedic duo. I think that's a real what's aged the best. Obviously, everybody in the movie, their comedic brilliance holds up. But I'm wearing my Schitt's Creek sweatshirt today. And, like, we have been so fortunate to spend so many years in so many different properties with them together.
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And it is just this, like, really rare thing where... Trust is hard to build and maintain, but you can trust in the two of them together in something. And revisiting that is just such a gift. And I think that the roses from Schitt's Creek, they're modern icons, but it's tough to top the flecks. It really is tough to top the flex.
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I think also the swans really aged well as, you know, the cruelest caricature maybe in the film. A yuppie examination. Yeah, exactly. Scott aged well. The Odd Couple broadcast booth. That's a real what's aged the best.
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I have a couple. You know what else aged the best, Bill? Rhapsody losing.
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They didn't know there was a toilet in the room.
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He's trying to sell the utility closet as like a comfortable place to stay for 48 hours.
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That's my pick as well. Yeah.
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That is also my pick. I know it tastes better, but it looks like cafeteria hot plate food. It's either that or a popcorn.
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Yeah, he's great.
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My God. Randy was not enjoying it. No, he was not. I think the thing about the extra large bucket of popcorn is just the specificity of half butter, half salt. Half butter, half salt is really amusing. Yeah.
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A lot of drool, slobber puss, as they call them in the film.
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We have to pick both because of the nature of the movie. Oh, it's Rhapsody in White. It's Rhapsody in White, obviously. Harlan Pepper kills me.
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That's a great pick. Great pick.
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You would have to move to Pine Nut, North Carolina. That's true.
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The ventriloquist stuff is my least favorite of any of the prominent cast members.
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What do we think like the rat lifts think of his accent? You know? Have the rat lifts ever made their way to the fishing hole in North Carolina? I have a lot of affection for Harlan Pepper for a couple reasons. One, again, like we're watching the swans scream and scare their dog and like Harlan Pepper... has such love in his heart for Hubert.
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When we get to see the photo album full of the little baby puppy photos of Hubert, that's so cute. And he calls him, he doesn't just call him loyal, he calls him noble. I just love that.
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Yes, I think no question. And that's kind of, I think, a necessary... So like how Rufus is still my screensaver? Yeah, buddy.
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I had to try really hard to come up with a couple.
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Well, actually, two. I had the Harlan's ventriloquist act as one. Okay. This is so minor. I was really grasping for something here. But we have a couple interstitials with the Mayflower Brass, the aforementioned Mr. Milbank III. Graham Chisholm. Even though it's only a few total scenes, I don't want any time going to those characters. Yeah, that's fair. I think more time with the Fab Five.
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The curtain raising and all that. That's kind of it, though. I would rather... The Taft Hotel stuff is all great. So I think there is value. You know, all of our time with with with hotel manager Schaefer is wonderful. I think there's value in being with somebody other than the dog handlers and owners. But like maybe give us the judge, give us a judge as a character.
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You know, what does Everett Bainbridge actually think? That's kind of it, though. It's really hard to think of too many other things here.
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That's my pick as well, but I think, again, not as a demerit because dialing it up to 99 on a word normally operating on a 1 to 10 scale is sort of the point of the swans.
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I don't know, but I'd like it to. And it should be called Best in Blow. Not American Bitch. American Bitch, also a great, maybe it can be an entire franchise.
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Breast and Show, also a great one. I think this is just proof that we need the porn parody. Best in Blow is, of course, a Philadelphia convention for oral sex. Why'd you say, of course?
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I didn't know that. Or a sex technique. And the great news is, much like the Mayflower dog show, both of these can be in part about grooming. Grooming technique. And also, Cookie wins both. Cookie definitely wins both. No question.
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The other thing would, of course, be flashbacks to all of Cookie's sexual exploits. Actually, I think that would have been great.
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He can communicate telepathically. That is the most scene I've ever felt in a film when Harlan Pepper is just like, yeah, my dog can talk.
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Scott and his kimonos.
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Neither could we. Nope.
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I was going to throw out Malcolm Stewart, who plays Malcolm, one of Cookie's many flings.
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Like we have a conversation. Of course we have conversations.
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That's the pick. Max Berman.
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Don't forget that funny tape I told you about.
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Yeah, he understands. He can communicate. He's trying to convey a deep, meaningful truth. That's how I feel about my cat, Halo. That's how you feel about your cat, Bug?
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Sure, why not? Yeah, fuck. Yeah, let's go to Baltimore.
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I don't know. There's no actual.
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It would have been very, like a little moment like Hamilton talking about whether to change, you know, but he likes the way the- Oh, the Mock Turtle. Should he go to the Mock Turtle? But oh, this like burgundy really matches with the slacks. Like Will Feral would have made it.
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I guess Westminster did not want them there. I guess they're like, because you're mocking us.
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I know the Brandy Booth Award is not one of our categories today, but who would you have given it to? Best performance by a pet?
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I will make the case here that it's Beatrice. Because that's the most range is required to play Beatrice.
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Yeah. That's what dog shows are. Let your one bald dog be proud and free. Good Lord.
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This is hard. This is hard.
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Oh, yeah. I think so.
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She's the mom in Beetlejuice. I was thinking about this because Schitt's Creek is one of my favorite recent shows in Home Alone.
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Yeah, she just is... How many people can compete? After hours? Yeah. Geez.
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Yes. White Lotus propelled her to a level of like rediscovered fame and relevance that I think is inarguable.
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Yeah, I think so.
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It has to be Glee. No question.
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She is unbelievable in this, though. Yeah.
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What about Eugene Levy? No, it's Schitt's Creek.
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Or Splash. Oh, yeah. I just watch Splash all the time.
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I wanted to ask you this.
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Because you're a comedy expert.
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You're welcome. Comedy ensemble cast?
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Oh. What do you think? It's at least in the conversation. It's in the combo. It's in the top ten.
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This is like when Amanda asked you about fictional movie houses.
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He'd be a great Harlan Pepper. And I do think he could do Hamilton Swan.
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Like dips her.
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Yeah, that's a great one. I will posit that Harlan Pepper, of nut naming fame, does not name that many nuts.
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But now you do that.
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Well, that's the thing. Does it say hazelnut? No.
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No, he does. He says peanut, hazelnut, cashew nut, macadamia nut, pine nut, pistachio nut, red pistachio nut, natural, all natural, white pistachio nut. Now, getting three pistachio nuts is impressive, but he leaves walnut on the table. No almond, no pecan, no Brazil nut, no chestnut. We're supposed to be impressed with this? Also, aren't pine nuts technically seeds?
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You maintain an Instagram in the voice of your dog.
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That's clear, yeah.
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But you're right that there's no other voice in this scene.
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That's a Marvel joke for you, Bill.
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All right, so this is a big talking point.
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No, Winky's a great dog. I won't have you dismiss Winky. I'm thinking from the story perspective, what do we think we're building toward? Hubert. We think we're building toward Hubert. Now, I think the reason I like the Winky choice ultimately is because the movie does such a good job of making clear that Hubert is the Doug of the future. Yeah.
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He will come back and he will take Best in Show without question.
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Craig, we almost made it through a whole podcast without Bill being mean to me about the Ravens. For no reason. Adam has suffered enough.
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And that's why I think Winky is ultimately the choice. It's because it's just as much a cookie Jerry family victory as it is a Winky victory. And they're so happy they really need it. They were staying in the fucking utility closet.
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Oh, my God. The roller coaster episode. The waitress episode. Oh, man.
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He's got two left feet, Jim. I'm sad that Chris is not here to do Romo as...
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They've got all the terriers. He's got winky on his hat, which like that's a great hat.
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I would really enjoy the version of this movie.
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Set in Philadelphia, where Wayne Jenkins just takes the Amtrak up to Baltimore. And he's there with his Rottweiler. And he would get into the most memorable fight with Hamilton Swan.
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Backstage. Can you imagine Wayne Jenkins having to escort Hamilton Swan out of the arena? I just think that would be an absolute thrill. Didn't know we were dealing with Super Handler.
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You better go find Busy B right now.
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Uh, we had a dog briefly when I was like very young. Um, but yeah, I love all animals. I'm not like a dog versus cat, but I am a, I am a cat lover.
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I think screenplay has to be like ineligible though because of what we know about the improv. Best editing. Best editing.
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Greg! Great call. That's a fucking good one, man. You're riding that Sean Baker high right now. I know you are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to make the case for Catherine O'Hara. I think that what because there are so many extreme performances in the movie. I think she is actually doing something.
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It's all relative, of course, but kind of understated compared to a lot of the other really heightened caricatures. And it is.
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That would be the clip they play at the Oscars.
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You can't do that Rewatchables without Juliet. She will never forgive you.
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All I have to give, as you guys know, I have nothing left for anyone else in my life, including my husband. It all goes to Halo.
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What a film. Great one. Who are you picking for your Oscar?
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That's a crowded field right there.
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Catherine O'Hara? The math I did with myself was Catherine O'Hara for Oscar, and not to spoil it, but Willard for who won the movie. Instead of the Oscar. The case for her is like... I do think you could argue Catherine O'Hara again for that and Parker Posey for that, honestly.
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You guys get a little bit. Adam's got nothing.
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It's one of your favorite baseball stats.
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Boy, this is a fun one.
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Yeah, they pick the dog that reminds them of them in the first place because people are inherently narcissistic. Correct.
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Joanna was ready to just send a stray toward the schnauzer community.
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Not a few. Yeah. I'd like to ask you for the Vegas odds. How heavy of a favorite was Rhapsody in White heading into this?
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Christy Cummings.
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Heavy favorite. They're smoothing with the judges. That's my next unanswerable question. So Buck says, let me ask you this. Money ever exchange hands? Trevor's, of course.
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offended and wounded by this yeah but we saw christy try to whine and dine yeah millbank so did money well they exchanged hands no because millbank was like holding the line but ever do you think christy ever well they throw the party every year which is oh yeah it is it is that's like a ten thousand dollar party with an ice thing yes um so did someone sabotage cookie with the carpet.
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Did somebody put something down?
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That fall comes out of nowhere.
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All right. So you think that was pure, not sabotage. Great. Um, How many tapes did Jerry and Cookie sell? You think they're on anybody's Spotify raft in the future?
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No, you don't think they made it big. Do you think Scott and Stefan made it big with the calendar business? Yes. I think so. I think that's a home run.
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Oh my God. So they give you... The filter or the shell.
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You can put your pets in the. Oh, my God. Yeah. That's a billion dollar idea right there. I'm sure it exists. If it doesn't get on it right after this. That's a great one. Did American Bitch last into the digital era?
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That sounds great. Oh, my God. We talked about it already, but did Beatrice thrive without the Swans? I like to think she did. I like to think that Beatrice went on and lived a full life. Bill thinks she went to the farm. I don't like that. What was Cookie's actual number? That's my last one for unanswerable questions. She said hundreds. Hundreds. Do we think that's like... She said hundreds twice.
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All right. If it's 75 a year for 15 years, that gets us to 1,000. And I love that for her. Good for her. She's living a great life, and I'm thrilled for her.
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You never forget the best.
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That's clear. Yeah.
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Like a handler? Yeah.
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Locked it down.
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Yeah. Don't leave home without.
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You can never pack too many kimonos. Correct. That's another life lesson. Yes. Certainly.
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I like that. If we're allowed to mix movie and some TV, I would like to go from this right into a Schitt's Creek rewatch.
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I can't decide between... I think it's Higgins. Higgins, Posey, O'Hara, and Willard. I just can't decide. They're all incredible.
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Yeah. How wonderful. Well, I mean... Not the replacing the part. Not the rest of it. Bye, we got a dog.
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Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara. Schitt's Creek is one of the most popular beloved shows of the last decade.
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Okay. Yeah, when this movie came out. Everybody was a that guy in this movie. I don't know. But we are recording this podcast in 2025.
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That would be great.
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I would like that. I would like to be in the world, but also to check in with the characters. Like, what are the flecks up to? 25 years later.
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Who had the over-under at 45-second mark for Bill mentioning that Jo is in L.A.?
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You know what a cat does? It's like you're reading a book. Let me sit in your lap.
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Yeah. It makes it feel all the better.
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They're caricatures. They're heightened versions of a thing that is true, right? Do you think Christopher Guest should make a movie about podcasters? Yes. That would be fucking great.
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So I hope that they do feel like the moment arrives when they're ready to return. It's one of those things where you crave more, you want more because you love the thing so much, but the logical part of your brain kind of acknowledges that there's, there's value and discretion.
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So then it became, like,
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Wonderful stuff. It's coming up next.
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I feel like he, and I don't know this to be true, but what I've deduced is that he's maybe a like, we do it all. Yeah. Yeah. We get the 60 hours, however long. We spend the eight months.
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And then we have whittled the marble into its perfect form.
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Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden fortress.
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Dantooine. They're on Dantooine.
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Primary ignition.
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Are you there, sir? Dreamio?
The Russell Brunson Show
Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!
When I want to win a Two Comma Club Award, like you talked about the guys, the financial guys that won the Two Comma Club Award, but in order to win that award, people have to pay me money through the funnel, but I just offer a free consultation because we get the money from the insurance. And when I do this webinar, Yes, this is the first question, I'm sorry. Okay.
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Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!
Okay, so I understand it right that they sell a coaching and maybe they can use also these clients also for the consultation. Das würde meine folgende Frage beantworten. Ich könnte meine Aktienkosten reduzieren, weil ich ihnen auch wertvolle Wissen mit dem Bildungsprodukt, mit dem Informationsprodukt verkaufen kann. Ist das richtig?
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Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!
Und die zweite Frage ist, Sie haben über ein kopiertes Webinar gesprochen. Zum Beispiel, wenn ich 50 Mitarbeiter habe und auch einige Managern und so, wie kann ich sie ernähren? Should I copy my webinar or should everything go through my webinar, which I have to do it actively to feed my employees? Because my goal is also to feed my employees because I'm not alone.
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Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!
Okay, okay.
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Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!
The idea is I create leads so my co-workers can call them and do the consultation.
The Russell Brunson Show
Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!
Und die Frequenz ist so, dass es abhängig davon ist, wie viele Klienten ich in einem Webinar bekomme. Zum Beispiel lebe ich in der Schweiz. Und vielleicht ist es für jemanden in dieser Nische möglich, ich weiß nicht, 2.000 Leute für ein Webinar zu schaffen. Aber ich denke, irgendwo ist die Gap. Und ich muss herausfinden, wo die Gap ist.
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Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!
Und von dann an sollte ich herausfinden, was die Frequenz ist, wegen meiner Arbeit. Weißt du, was ich meine?
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Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!
And what kind of funnel would you recommend me for that? Webinar funnel. Webinar funnel. Yeah. Okay.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
It's based on this.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
Okay.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
this is a completely silly question but i can't stop thinking about it especially after reading cues yes what do you think about botox because talking about all these micro expressions like you can't quite like raise your eyebrows super well or crinkle your eyes to show happiness so what do you think about it are you okay let's talk about botox i'm not anti-botox i have botox oh
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
Oh.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
I do.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
That is all I need because I got that too.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
Really?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
I never thought that you had Botox, by the way.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
Maybe it makes them feel stronger though.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
Were they like plastic?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
Oh, here's my other question. So with this feedback loop that you brought up.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
So say you're not feeling well. Like you might be coming down with something, fighting something. Do you think doing activity or behaving as a healthy person would could make you feel better? Is that too extreme? No.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
I swear by that. I really do. And I feel so validated. Like, I feel like I'm right now.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
Remind me what endorphins do.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
That's so tangible.
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Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
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Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
This is totally reminding me of the Shark Tank example. Yes.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
That's so interesting because you also said that about emotions, like how our emotions are contagious too.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
Oh, great.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
Oh, yeah. Did they reference a study in the seven principles that make marriage work?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
That was in your book and that shocked me.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
but the more that i like am aware of my open palms my head tilt towards you the nodding i was doing while you were talking i'm like oh my gosh you freaking you've cracked the code she's also addressed the flip side like withholding those gestures can also be robotic yeah yeah like get and and change the result that you want like you're like i don't really want them to approach me anymore so like i'm not gonna put my palms up or like right so so that's really important of like
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
I kind of want to go back to you talking about your daughter being an ambivert. Because I want to know when you first were able to pick out those behaviors in your daughter. I'm like, is it too early? Are kids too young to try to figure that out?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
Oh, okay. So that means... So I was crazy. I was like, I know Augie's personality from when I was pregnant with him. I was like, he's crazy.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
Wow.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
Thank you to Hungry Root for sponsoring this portion of today's episode. We just got back from a trip and there is nothing I come home craving more than home-cooked meals when all we've done is like eat out or have meals sent to the house.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
And that's why Hungry Root is really, really awesome because it's basically like having your own personal shopper and nutritionist all wrapped in one. They take care of the weekly grocery shopping, recommending healthy groceries and meals tailored to your taste, nutrition preferences, and health goals.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
We had them send meals for us, which we've had their everything from barbecue chicken sliders to their steak quesadillas to tacos to so many chicken and vegetables and potatoes. So many different things.
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Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
in like 15 minutes so quick but all fresh ingredients and very very tasty all of hungry roots recipes can made in just 15 minutes or less like i was saying with over 15 000 recipes shipped each week there's something for every taste and nutrition preference they also send lots of snacks too we've had them send snacks that our kids love that are all made with good ingredients and
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
Yeah. His spontaneity also makes us have more fun. Do you think I'm high neurotic then?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
You get really, really stressed because you know- The airport is a great example actually because I don't feel like I typically am-
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
Matt, you love going to Cheesecake Factory and getting the chicken Madeira. Yeah.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
I like that too because then the focus is less on yourself and your own behaviors, which can get hard to manage when you're in a conversation. You're like, oh, I have to do this, that, and the other. It's like you're actively listening and focused on the other person.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
So on your site is where the five personalities.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
Is there a brief synopsis you can give of each of the five?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
When you're like, okay, you're sad. Let's just get up and go do something to make you happy.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
That's something I don't like.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
You've asked a lot like that. I'm like, okay, well, what if you're married to your dream girl?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
So what was it about him?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
Matt, that might be how dad jokes are formed though.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
I think that might be like everyone laughed in there. But everyone just felt laughed because they felt uncomfortable laughing.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
They're trying to give you a gift.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
You're like, actually. That's a knee slapper.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
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It's really, really nice because we're kind of getting to that age with the kids where they're starting to be a little bit more picky and selective about what they eat. And this is something that we can know we'll always have in our back pocket to kind of fill in those nutritional gaps that two-year-olds can kind of leave in their diets.
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The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
That's too personal. Are you crazy?
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Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
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The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
Wow, that's crazy. Everest? Everest, yeah.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
His.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
why was that the first one that came to my mind for yourself i mean not really but like i was like i that popped my mind i was like no wait that's so weird but maybe that's like a wait i kind of see it though i kind of see it like i'm like i will step in for anybody i will fight i will fight you have you seen abby in the gym she's freaking no tough But I'm always thinking like that.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
I'm like, who am I going to have to defend right now? Like with, since I became a mom, I think that's a mom thing. I do too. I think like there's like, cause she's a motherly sister.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
I'm gonna be thinking about what I really think mine is. That's such an interesting question. And you gotta think about it. Yeah, I'm like, I don't know, nothing comes to mind.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
I like C words.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
They look good on the shelf together too.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
You know what I was thinking? It looks like the cover of a TV show.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
So I think we need to find a different network or whatever.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
He talks a lot about recidivism.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
Is this something that you've already begun having conversations with with your daughter that's in school? Yeah. Or does it play a role not quite yet?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
Oh.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
I didn't, I wasn't like, that actually took some digging to figure out though. Cause I'm not like literally going consciously being like, do I like this person? Like, no, that's so judgmental. But I had to do some digging separated to be like, do I like this?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)
so there's a lot of big words there like gaslighting and uh what was the other toxic and passive aggressive how like what are tangible ways that we can identify that in people yeah okay so i believe in dream builders and dream killers like i think there's like two camps of people you have people in your life dream so we'll start with dream builders the good ones right dream builders they are additive
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Sources.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
You're bad. I mean, I stand by what I said. I don't really have a soul. So here it is. Soulless Mary. Soulless me. Yeah.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
She won the Critics' Choice Award as well. And the Satellite Award. And she won the SAG Screen Actors Guild. So basically they're saying she doesn't deserve an Oscar because she has so many other awards at this point.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Yeah.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Yeah. It's disheartening because I feel like there have been so many protections that have been created for child actors. And now with social media and the way like family influencers work, it's like that centralization of at least there are some people looking to protect. It kind of takes that out.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Well, I think Anora also swept the Oscars. So they do that sometimes.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
It's an incredible movie. What's it about?
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
I think camping's fun, but I love a shower.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
I think the pretty in shower thing, I think my theory on this, and I do feel like this would be substantiated with science, is that if they do take a shower, they would be less hot. Maybe that's what's happening there.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
He is the definition of shmarmy.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
It's JT in the dictionary.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
You think that Dorit is giving Hannibal Lecter level? No, I don't.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
I don't know. I'm just excited for Dorit's moment where she gets to say, I'm going to cut out Sutton's tongue and eat it with a nice Chianti if she's Hannibal Lecter. Yep.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
I heard this is a, I can't substantiate this as fact, but I heard that he was waiting to see if he won the Oscar before he would take any other roles. Well, some way to do it.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
He's got actor brain for sure.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Nobody fixed that. I think my biggest issue with Dave was that he was kind of trying to make Lauren break up with him.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
And that's where I was like, nah, if you want to break up with her, break up with her.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Why are they kissing though?
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
He kissed her out of kind of nowhere at the Oscars a long time ago. And she like kind of got him back.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Yeah.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
She said all that and then it immediately cut to Mason and Alex being like, dude.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Oh, are you talking about Ben? Yeah, the video audio. During COVID, there was a live stream version of church that people can watch. My dad would never show up on a Zoom screen instead of going to church.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Yes.
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E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
I completely agree. My dad's a Lutheran pastor. The type of Lutheran that he is is a very... Lutheranism is probably the closest to Catholicism just without the... It's just way more chill. But it's still very... The liturgy is classic. You're lighting the candles. People will dress... He's wearing the robe. He is not... Or he has a suit. He is... He went to seminary for four years.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
He's not wearing Jordans.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Like, and that's his... He will do that occasionally on, like, a very casual thing, but he's usually wearing a robe over it.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
If I was Sarah...
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
They went to the Vikings.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
You get married on TV.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
They seem cute, though. I'm actually rooting for them. They seem really good for each other.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
I hope not.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
I'm actually rooting for them.
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E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
I think Sarah and Ben will say yes.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
They do that sometimes. That's kind of why Jamie Lee Curtis won Best Supporting Actor.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
And then gives a five minute and 40 second speech.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Did he say something about how? I don't remember, but he did break a Guinness World Record for the longest speech. Were they playing music over him? Yes. And he said, I've been here before. Stop.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Yes, I have. Where he does a Jamaican accent to introduce a band that was not planned. It was not planned. He hasn't been, but it's a rumor they got banned. They don't ban anyone because they don't care.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Mikey Madison?
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E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Anora was incredible. She did some great accent work, but it is funny. What did you want Demi Moore to win for?
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
He was in Footloose.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
2011 Footloose. Throwback.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
He was cool in The Gorge.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
It's The Gorge. It's fun.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
He danced in the gorge.
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E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Are you watched?
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
You're a big fan of body horror about like Margaret Craley crawling out of the back of Demi Moore's back.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
It's about Demi.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Maybe they just always appreciate a good deal. A selection.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Nick, you're talking to people who eat Whole Foods hot bar for lunch consistent.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Her losing is kind of the plot of the substance.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
He wants a hot salad.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
It's younger actors being more lauded for work, whereas older women kind of get brushed over. But she did win the Golden Globe. And the Oscars famously don't always make the right decision.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Yeah. Come join us for a circle of friends. There's always room for one more. A circle that never ends. All you gotta do is open up the door.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
It makes me cry.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
And you guys would all laugh.
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E554 Joe Rogan
They want to shoot at your truck. Everybody's like, yeah.
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E554 Joe Rogan
I never heard it. That's crazy, dude. Come on! Those were the fucking days, dude. It's just picking up. Give me a little more.
To Catch a Thief: China’s Rise to Cyber Supremacy
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Once the largest company in Canada has filed for bankruptcy protection, also victimized by the deepening economic slump.
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New House Q&A: Buying before marriage, splitting costs & what’s next
Oh my God.
Vine: Six Seconds That Changed The World
1. Who Killed Vine?
So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties. I do that.
Vine: Six Seconds That Changed The World
1. Who Killed Vine?
Vine is up in the echelon of perfect technological moments. And it's really been downhill from there for a short form video after it went away.
Vine: Six Seconds That Changed The World
1. Who Killed Vine?
It was us against them, but also us begging them to help us. We were waging a war against the Empire, but we were also asking the Empire to release our paycheck.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
She's 14 when she had him. That makes sense.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Yeah. Yeah. Listen to me carefully, okay? Yeah. That has nothing to do with your mom. It has nothing to do with you. Okay, I need you to understand that in your soul.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Yeah, I don't remember him. But he was... He was there a little bit, yeah. Okay. Not all the way. All right. The reason I bring that up is because... Parents that kill themselves typically have children that kill themselves. And so then I, so I wanted to let.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Yeah, that shit Mike Tyson took. The toad poison. Yeah. Okay, that's garbage. Okay.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Dude, I got to tell you, if this is the toad poison, when you get it, did you throw up? okay then it ain't the toad poison it's no it's much more it's different you smoke it see it's like it's like synthesized oh my god i don't know maybe it's different than but you smoke drugs smoke okay no no no no i smoke dnt is it okay what drugs were you doing when you were getting loaded uh uh all the time
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
I was just experimenting. I wasn't loaded all the time. No, no. But when you were actively using the drugs. Right. When you were belting out all those songs.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Okay, good. So, benzos and psychedelics. Yeah. Uh-huh. Do you still do any of them now? I mean, I'll be like, I'll be taking tolerance breaks. Tolerance breaks? Yeah. What do you... Are you buying them on the street or are you getting them from the pharmacy? I got my folks, they got scripts. Like, my folks get them from the pharmacy. You can never buy anything off the street.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Even if a friend. Yeah. Because, dude, you know what a star fucker is, right? A what? A star fucker. Okay. A star fucker. is someone who just wants to be close to someone who is famous. Right. Okay. And what these people will do is they will come up to you and they'll give you pills or powders and pills. And they'll say, cause powders, they can't say it with, but they'll give you pills.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fantastic. See, man, there's nothing better for me. Then the stories are of when people are just actually destroying themselves. For real. And she really was like that. You feel me? But she came out the other side. That's the part I love. For real.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
And what they'll say is I got this from the doctor, dude, I promise. And they just want to be close to you. So they'll give you some. Okay. Just don't ever take anything unless you got the drugs from the pharmacy. Thanks. Okay? And then you're tight. So are you on one of those breaks right now? One of those, what do you call them? Tolerance breaks. How are you on those?
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
You see me? You're alert and cool. Let me ask you a question. Where are you staying in L.A.? I'm up in Pasadena right now. Uh-huh. Yeah. All right. When did you get here? Friday. When are you leaving? Sunday. That's it, people. He's only got until Sunday.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Some of your recent songs are about drugs. Yeah. Cracked out. Runners and downers. Right? Yeah. What's that about? That's Oxy. So that's my second personality. That's your second personality? Right. That's my shadow. You're like Marshall and Eminem. It's Ox, Oxy, and Mad Ox. And he was born and he lived in 8 Mile. That was my favorite movie growing up. Probably that.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
You know, I was just telling somebody I met one of my employees for the first time, but she looked really familiar to me. And I walked up to her and I said, hey, I'm sorry, I've got a concussion. I know I know you. Please don't be offended. How do I know you and what's your name? Right. And she said, I was a client a year and a half ago at your affordable center.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
The Last Waltz and Purple Rain are the three best rock and roll films of all time. He did great in that. You know who I loved, though? His girlfriend in it, Brittany Murphy, and she passed away, and I forgot what she passed away from. It might have been drugs. I don't know.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
So you're not buying drugs on the street. You're getting your weed at the dispensary, correct? No, I get my weed from plugs. From plugs? Yeah, from our folk stuff. Okay. Listen, if you're buying lean on the street... No, weed... I understand. I'm going to get there. I swear to God.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
If you're buying weed on the street or lean or pills or powders, basically what I'm saying is anything you buy on the street... is going to be laced. Why would anybody sell weed on the street if it wasn't?
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Oh, they get it from Cali. Yeah, they get their shit from... But do they get it from a dispensary or do they get it from the street?
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
I understand that. Right. There's always going to be a pot farm. Right. Because that's where they grow. Right. Right? Right. What I'm saying is... Why?
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
But here's the thing, okay? What? This is something that I've spent a lot of time on. Right. It's why I came back to work for Officer after selling my first business, okay? Yeah. I would never tell you anything that wasn't true. Okay. If you say that you're not messing with street drugs, right? And you would never get pills from anywhere other than your script to your doctor, right?
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
And go to the pharmacy to pick them up. But the weed is different. Right. Okay. Okay. The weed is legal in California. Right. They don't have to send you a bag of weed or a brick of weed and send it to you. They can go ahead and go to the dispensary, buy all the stuff and send it to you. Isn't pot legal in Philly? No. Pot isn't legal in Pennsylvania? It's legal in New York, not Pennsylvania. Yeah.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
How far is New York from Pennsylvania? Two hours. That's no fun. Send somebody to Pennsylvania. You got a bunch of guys. Give them some cash. Tell them to go to New York and be back in four hours. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. No, that's what they be doing though. That's what my plant be doing too. Okay. But they give it to you. Let me ask you a question. When you get it, is it in a seal from a company?
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Several times. Okay. That's the only time it's good. Right. Okay. If it's childproof, right? Yeah. And it's got a name brand on it. Right. Okay. Otherwise, bro, they're putting stuff on it. Right. Okay. Promise. Promise me. I guess. Okay. All right. Good.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
You can rant about anything you want that pisses you off. Just something that's aggravating or annoying. Right? Give it to me. Like, you want me to give you an example? Okay. I hate getting stuck behind a bicyclist. Okay. That's being selfish and getting in the middle of the road other than moving so that traffic can pass. That drives me insane. And I can do a whole rant on that for five minutes.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
And now I was hired after a year sober, right, or after a year and a half sober to work here. And I started crying because those are my favorite employees. Right. For sure. Right. Because they were struggling. Mm-hmm. We helped them. They came out the other side and now they're working for us. That's a blessing.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Okay. I, okay. For 50 minutes, I can go on a ramp like that and lose my mind and just leave. You've heard it. I just, okay.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Okay. What about... Are you close with your mom? Where does she live? She lives with you?
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Yeah, my shawty from London. Oh, your girlfriend from London? Yeah. You're like, I haven't seen you in three months. How the hell are you pregnant?
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Unbelievable. I need a DNA test on my kids too. They're nothing like me. Well, I want to go back to the, to the, to the drug songs because you're here to tell the kids, right? I mean, that's what you were telling. Right. Okay. You don't want to promote that drug use and everything.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
No, I'm not saying that. No, I'm not saying that, but hold on a second. You're not telling anybody not to be careful, being careful with it. Right. But, but being careful with it means getting, not getting it off the street or that's what being careful with it is. Right. So I'm not deluded.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
I'm not coming on here and telling a 20 year old and guys under 30 who are in the culture, in the ramp scene, smoking all the drugs. All day, every day. Okay. I mean, I'm not telling you not to do that because I'm not stupid. Right. Okay. That falls on deaf ears. Right. All I'm saying is just do it safely. Yeah, for sure. Right. Don't buy it on the street. Yeah, for sure. Okay, cool. Okay.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Put that into one of your songs. All right? Seriously, put that shit in your songs so that these kids can understand, hey, he ain't telling me. He ain't telling me. He's not a wet blanket. He's not a killjoy making it a bad time. He's just saying, do your shit and do it safely. Perfect. That's awesome. That's news. That's news. That's news. That's news. And he's going to follow you, Dylan.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
It's a good day. Dylan, don't follow him. Just big time him. So that way you can say, yeah, Maddox follows me, but I'm not going to follow that bitch. Right? He's a, right? Oh, gee. Show me what you did to blow up. I think you had 32 million, whatever. Did this. He was the first to blow up with a fidget spinner.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Nice. That score is here. Give me that. Okay. Deal it. Watch how many views we get with my fidget spinner.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
This is addicting. It feels so nice. Doesn't it? It's so satisfying. Wait till he finds out you can spin it on just one finger.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Oh my God. Yeah. This is so fun. This is so good. Look, this is like, you know, the girls that walk with the books on their head. What do you call them? Like debutantes, right? You guys have those in the rap scene, right? They're all over the place. How long do I have to leave this on my head, Dylan? I don't know. It's going still. I just leave it on until it goes, right?
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
So you said you have a lot of stuff to talk about. So let's go in order. Oh yeah. Okay. Do you have anything that you want to talk about? New news, like breaking news. Like what are you doing next? What are you?
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
All right. With all this AI musing popping up, do you think it helps or hurts the creative side?
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Do you know what I use? Oh, good grab. That's awesome. Do you know what I use the AI for? First drafts. What's that? That means if I have to write something, sometimes the hardest thing about it is starting. Right. stuff and then he goes and he hands it to the main lawyer, the partner, and he marks it up and hands it back to him. And now you get your second draft or okay.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
And then he does it again. So I use AI for a first draft on everything. So if you, I guess what I'm saying is if you, if you haven't used it and you're thinking about experimenting with it, try it.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
take what you like about it and then put your spin on it for sure and i think that would be great for sure when's the last time you dropped an album i just dropped that album i dropped an ep like a couple months ago how's it doing
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
The only human being in the world that can limit your ascension to stardom is you. And they're like, do you, be yourself.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
So this is actually breaking news. This happened today. The Secretary of Health and Human Services came out with a stat today that Every seven minutes, somebody dies of fentanyl. Now, I did my own math. And it was even worse than that. It was one in five. So it's somewhere between one in five... Minutes? What? Between one and five minutes. Yeah, it's somewhere between five and seven minutes.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Right? And everybody's dropping in your scene, right? Sure. I was told by one of the guys... I think it might have been Dex or Young Bands or it could have even been Zanman. You know Zan, right? Zanman? For sure. I love him. I love that man. Yeah, he's cool as hell. He is the best person. Yeah. Yeah. You know 2K, baby?
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Have you ever seen him play basketball? No. Oh, dude. He's like Michael Jordan. I don't know that. All right, dude, he's so good. How does that hit you one in every seven minutes or so? That does.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
So it's so normalized that you're desensitized to it.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Have you ever seen, coming from Philly, The zombies leaned over, hunched over with their arms rigid and knuckles dragging across the floor.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
That's crazy. That's lucky. That is lucky. Have you, I was talking to, my friends don't be doing like, man, hardcore drugs.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Yeah, all that. Then get on the chair, do this, the dips. Yeah, I be doing that at the gym, too. You got to do the lunges, too. You got to do the lunges. If you don't do the lunges, you, you know, otherwise you got skinny little legs and a nice upper body and you look like a freak. You know who you look like? Gru. Yeah, Gru. Gru. Minions. With those skinny little legs.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Dude, I kind of look like Gru, don't I? With that big nose and that bald head. Oh, shit. Okay. Whatever. Yeah, we probably shouldn't put that there because that shit's going to stick. You know what I mean? Yeah. That shit will stick. They'll be putting GIFs of Gru in the comments. In the comment section, right? Of all the social media. Put down who you want next on this thing.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Ask whatever questions you want in the DMs. I'll answer them. Okay? For sure. Me. Okay? Tell me something nobody knows. Break the news here. Something in the scene. Anything. Something nobody knows about you. anything. We're breaking news right now, and we're gonna go viral.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Did it pop you once? No. You got away. Hey. Whoa. That's great. Hey. How'd you manage that? Oh, shit. Everybody wants to hear that story. In fact, that's the only story. You got a great driver. What? You got a great driver. Who's the driver? I can't tell you that. Oh, no, no, no. But it wasn't you. No. Yeah, don't tell me that. So I wanted to ask about your mother. I want to go backwards.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Is that who you call? Like, okay. So I have a group of guys that I call, like I'll call my buddy Stuart or my buddy Charlie, typically. if I'm struggling, right? Because everybody needs support. I call my friend Matthew or John as well. So the four guys that I really lean on, right? And two of them lean on me, okay? That's my support system. Now, you've got your mother, okay?
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Who you said was your best friend. I have a best friend too.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Yeah. Can I tell you something about that though? Because you're 20 and I've been 20. Have you been 58? I don't know. All right. So let me tell you how that works. The way responsible adults act.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
And we'll get you motivated. For sure. Okay? Because here's the thing. You busted... You busted out... at 12, right? Yeah. And you're 20 now, right? Okay. You said you've seen a lot at a young age. How has that shaped or changed you?
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
deal with life with life stressors right is they get support right right but what does support look like okay it's about talking to a therapist right and you're before you go oh therapy right therapy is how People deal with their stress and their problems responsibly. Therapy isn't something you have to do. You don't have to do it. You get to do it. It is the ultimate luxury, right?
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So if you're going to keep stuff to yourself, okay, or you don't want to say something to somebody because, you know, it doesn't feel comfortable to you, right? Then speak to a therapist about it. Get yourself a good therapist. You're doing really well for yourself. And what that does is you invest in your own growth. For sure. So that way you can become the best version of yourself. For sure.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
Yeah. That's what, that's what this is, bro. And you're a baby. Right. Okay. You've got the whole world ahead of you. And let me give you another secret. Okay. That you knew. And I want you to remember and always remember it. See at 11 years old, no one could tell you that you couldn't do something. Even when your mother said it's one in a billion, right? You didn't hear that. You knew it.
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You didn't know how to get there, but you knew you'd figured it out because this is what I love and school I hate, this I love, I'm going to make this work. If a hundred people would have told you that you couldn't do it, you would have done it anyway because you were 11 and you didn't know better. Exactly. Be 11. Always.
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Guess what? I'd like to leave on that winning streak, but I do want to tell you how impressed I am with you. 20 years old. You made it right with your mother. She lives with you and she's your best friend. Yeah, yeah. Okay? You're just, I'm so impressed. I'm sure you are.
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Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game
And remember, dude. Okay? Be 11.
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Well, he did do it at 11. Yeah, he did nine years ago, so everything was available. Yes. He got lucky with the username. It's nice.
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What about, so when you were 11, your mom was 25. Right. Okay. Yeah. How did she deal with your new fame?
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Show me what you did to blow up. That's all I did. You close with your mom? Yeah, like this. When you were 11, your mom was 25. Right. How did she deal with your new family?
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Oh, just high school. You never went to high school?
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Maddox. My guy. Thanks for coming, man. I really appreciate it. I know, man. What's the deal? How we doing?
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No, absolutely. But jail, I got to just correct you on this one. School's a pain in the ass for some. Like, my kids like it. Right. Okay. Some kids like it. Right. Some kids can't stand it. Some kids are just indifferent to it. Right. Okay. But there's one thing. Have you ever seen Sesame Street?
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OK, remember when they had those four boxes and they'd have the broccoli and the carrots and the lettuce and then they'd have a clown and they'd sing, which one of these don't belong here? Remember that? OK, God damn it. Okay. Well, they had one. Okay. That was a thing. Okay. School, college, high school. And then jail. Which one doesn't belong there? Because one of the places. Jail.
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That's right. You know why? Because you get to leave school. And when you drop the soap, you don't have to. No, jail ain't crazy. You're right. You're right. Okay. You don't have to worry about getting shanked. Although that's not true today. Okay. But you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. School ain't jail, kids. What's the industry getting wrong about the young artists today?
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What you mean about it? What do I mean by that, Dylan?
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Philly. Philly? Yeah. Wow, that's where the trank is. Yeah, yeah. Kensington, yeah.
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You got to show Dylan how to do that. I got an 11-year-old right now, and he's growing his hair out just like yours. And he's talking to me. So we got to do that.
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Don't worry about it. Go pull up a chair and sit right there. Dylan's making his appearance, everyone, because Dylan has listened to Maddox forever. He's listening to you forever. And he's the one who's going to ask the best questions. Okay, by the way, you guys have to follow each other. He loves them. Yeah, I guess. Okay. You don't have to follow me, dude. I follow your shit, too. Oh, God.
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Really? People are going to start... You're not going to be cool if you follow me. I fuck with your shit, bro. I've been seeing your shit, bro. Go crazy. No, you're cool. We are back. We're back. So, special surprise for everyone today. You know how I'm always screaming for Dylan? Meet Dylan.
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So what they do is, right, so what they do is they take the fentanyl and they mix it with the xylosine and then they
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You know what would be really great? Huh? If every once in a while, right, like every quarter, four times a year, he drops a track from when he was 11 or 12. Yeah. But you promote it. You make a big deal about it. Because people lose their minds for that. Mm-hmm. Right? Yeah. And maybe every month... you drop a different track from the past, right? That never dropped before. I mean, I don't know.
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That's, I don't know. Those are good ideas.
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That's huge. He's actually great. Yeah, bro. He locks people down on defense in the league, and he got a lot of shit.
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