The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 11 Mar 2025
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Chapter 1: Why did Trixie and Katya change their podcast set?
Oh mein Gott. Denken Sie, wir sollten die Situation beantworten? Ich denke, Sie müssen die Situation beantworten. Öffnen Sie die Notz-App, Frau. Okay. Ich denke, wir müssen es einfach anrufen. Sagen Sie, was es ist. Ja, unser blaues Hintergrund ist, dass er verurteilt worden ist, von mehreren Behandlungen von Verbrechen, Verbrechen und sexuellem Verbrechen.
Ja, so this is our new set and it's like a monochromatic thing, which has been our thing for a long time. Yeah, the converse pink and red, but it's a new riff on an old classic and I sorry, I love it. I love it. This is actually part of the work here is done by our friends who did our Netflix sets. Yeah, so we keep it in the family.
That's right. Women who really know what time it is.
They really know what time it is. You gotta trust the girls.
They turned it out. I love it. I got to get all my moldy tchotchkes out of storage. And yeah, I think it looks great.
Well, could you imagine if we let gay guys do this? Honey, Paisley.
Yeah, Paisley. Paisley like a plaid.
Like a rhinestone. I'm thinking leather and lace. Rhinestones or pearls. I think leather and lace would be a good vibe for us too. Yeah, next time. How about pleather and mace? Hattest du mal Mace? Warum nicht? Warum lebst du nicht laut, Mädchen? Geh' Mace, Mädchen. Was würdest du Elon Musk sagen? Geh' Mace. Ich schaue viele Twitter-Fight-Videos. Wie Fight in the Maccas?
Ich fühle mich, als würde ich Worldstar sehen. Aber jetzt wird es oft ein Fight-Video sein, das sich in einen Schuss schießt. Und ich bin so hoch in meinem Haus und sage, krieg sie, krieg sie, Mädchen.
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Chapter 2: How do Trixie and Katya feel about social media?
Und dann ist jemand so... Und ich bin so... Das ist auf Twitter? Verdammt, ich mag das nicht. Ich bin in den Böden des Wassers gegangen, die Leute wegzuholen. Ich sah das auch. Kann ich sagen... Die Familie von indischen Leuten, die einfach weggezogen wurden. Sie standen auf dem Stein, während... Boom.
Vergangen. Vergangen. Vergangen. Ich habe einen sehr schwierigen Zeitraum mit... Social Media, because it all, X especially, feels so conservative. The stuff that gets suggested for me all of a sudden in the last few months is so conservative and crazy.
It's not, I throw a stone into the water and I look the other way. That's my involvement with X. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? I shout my little thing into the well and then I close the lid. Because there's nothing else to do. Yeah.
You put it in the toilet and flush it. Yes. You don't look at it. You don't handle it.
I don't stick my head in the bowl and try to suck it back up.
I kind of like take the turd out and kind of like fillet it. You know, type stuff.
Diese Art von Sachen. Ich glaube, es gab Norovirus, nicht Ernährung, aber das bleibt zu sehen. Danke für die Kommentare auf diese Frage.
Die Ärzte zu Hause erzählen dir, was mit dir falsch ist?
Nein, die Ärzte in den Kommentaren sagten, es klingt nach Norovirus. Oh. Und es rief durch die Gemeinschaft. Du weißt, welche. Die Gay-Gemeinschaft? Nein, ich bin nur verrückt. Ich weiß es nicht.
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Chapter 3: What driving experiences do Trixie and Katya have?
Ich würde heute zu PEG fahren. Ich würde fahren... Ich nehme die 101 hier.
Entschuldige mich. Ich nehme nie... Du nimmst die Side Roads? Bitch, es ist... Lass mich dir über Miss Coenga erzählen. Okay? Ich weiß über Coenga.
Coenga.
Aber ich denke, dass die Straße hier schnell ist. Natürlich ist die Straße schnell. Es ist auch zwetschrig.
No. I remember in driving school, they said that more accidents happen on roads where cars are conversing. Less accidents happen on freeways because everyone's going the same way.
But here's the thing about that. The freeway is terrifying.
Because people are texting. Well, you get a fender bender. Let's say you stop short, get a fender burn on the freeway. You're like, everybody's safe. You get out. A semi truck hits you. Hello. On the road. Final destination. And the devil lies. I rented a car to get here. I was gonna rent a Mitsubishi Mirage, because it was the cheapest. And then I was like, I'm gonna splurge. A Bentley.
No, I don't know what I have. It's a... We don't know what it is. It's like a luxury mid-size SUV. Okay. Audi? I don't know. Let's find out. I was trying to get a car. I was trying to get this car called a Lexus GX60, I believe. I love the look of that car. She's a big girl, though. She's a size 14. Also, my driveway is... Miss Petite. Ja, du fährst.
Also mein erster Tag fahrt ich, ich knurre beide Fenster aus und ich bin so, wer braucht sie?
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Chapter 4: How does Trixie find staying at Airbnb accommodations?
But it was a huge, huge, huge thing. I mean, I watched that Columbine documentary and it was about Infowars saying the parents are all liars and shit. It's a wreck. Can you fucking imagine that? I know. That documentary starts with the parents talking about getting their kids ready for school that day, what they ate, what clothes they put on them.
I can't even listen to you, I would cry.
It was awful. And then you have these, I think we talked about them on the pod, but you had these parents being like, can you just acknowledge that like, My kid died. My kid was murdered at school. Yeah. Can you not ask your millions of listeners or whatever to call me and tell me I'm a liar? That's so fucking crazy. That's brutal. I just love to re-watch Buffy. I know that's horrible.
You want me to watch Mad Men?
Ich mache das, weil du essen wirst. Du wirst getötet.
Weißt du, was passieren wird? Es wird passieren, dass ich, wenn ich neue Informationen nehme, hyper fixiere. Und ich spreche über Mad Men für ein Jahr wahrscheinlich.
Also bereite dich bereit für das. Ich bin sorry. Ich glaube, dass du, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, Damn. Damn.
Their CGI. Guess what? Season 2 is coming. What? The rehearsal. No way. Season 2 is coming, baby. What are they gonna do? Who knows? Speaking of mannequins of kids. Remember they would have the fake kids sleeping in there sometimes?
That motherfucker. I mean, that motherfucker is... She's a disruptor. And then when... You saw the I drink my grandson pee, right? Yes. That was my... That's kind of like the moon landing for me. Right. That moment was like... That was your moonlight. Yeah. That was like everything before my life and after that. It's cleaved in half.
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