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As we enter the final lead-up to Easter Sunday, let us all reflect on the many blessings we have in our lives, including the magical marshmallow carbohydrate bombs: Peeps. This Lent, download CruciPeep from the App Store and join Peeps devotees from all across the globe in our special 2025 Bald & Beautiful CruciPeep Challenge! For the week leading up to Easter, make Peeps a part of every single meal while you pray to the nutritional gods of Red Dye #3, Carnauba Wax, and Potassium Sorbate. From Peepgels (Bagels with melted Peeps in place of cream cheese), to Peepuna Melts (Tuna Melts with melted Peeps in place of mayonnaise), to Peepzas (Pizzas topped with Cinnamon Churro-flavored Peeps), there's something for everyone this Lent! Join celebrities like Trixie Mattel, Katya Zamo, Gwen Stefani, and Starship Troopers' Casper Van Dien in prostrating yourself before the golden Peeps gods, lest we feel their sugary wrath! Turn your everyday purchases and on-time payments into steps toward your financial goals with Chime’s Secured Credit Builder Visa® Credit Card. Get started today at https://Chime.com/BALD Chime. Feels like progress. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://Zocdoc.com/BALD to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today! Get better sleep, hair and skin with Blissy and use code BALDPOD to get an additional 30% off at https://Blissy.com/BALDPOD Need a website or domain? Check Out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, head to: https://www.Squarespace.com/BALD to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! Interested in GLP-1s? Go to https://Ro.Co/BALD for your free insurance check. You can see if your insurance covers GLP-1s—for free. For a limited time get 40% off your first Hungryroot box PLUS get a free item in every box for life! Go to https://Hungryroot.com/BALD and use code BALD Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Chiara Scuro. And it was the type of class where you could just go to the review day, take notes, and then take the exam because there was no homework.
oh my god i'm never gonna go to this class so all i did was go to the review day and that was rails of adderall i'm just kidding i just paid attention i just paid attention and just they shouldn't be that easy sweetie shouldn't be that easy sweetie boston university let me pinch a picture weeks before 9-11 that has nothing to do with it so boston university that is a it's your alibi yeah
Well, if you know you can't afford a thousand dollar class, you're not buying a plane ticket either, honey. Thank you. No. Boston University intro to psychology 101. I went to one lecture. I was like, nope, not going to this. And again, showed up to the final multiple choice. 10 questions. Eats. Did you get it?
100% baby. Because it was, there wasn't intro to psych 101. It was literally commonsense.com. Anybody off the street could have been like, that one, that one, that one. Thank you so much. That probably cost about $13,000. Yeah. That's fucking crazy.
My science elective, I tried to take plants in today's world because everyone says that was the easy one. And then I ended up taking diet and exercise. Oh. Diet and nutrition. That's fun. It was so interesting. Yeah. It was so interesting. Did you guys talk about fad diets? Yes. So as our big project, we each got to select a popular famous diet. South Beach, Atkins, whatever.
And you got to study it, learn about it, and write a big study paper on it. And I chose the Subway diet. No way. Baby, have I ever told you about this? No, I don't think so. I'm a PhD on the fucking Subway diet. Obviously, I don't pay attention to it. Well, practice in theory. I love Subway. And I know that that's like a polarizing thing in this country. Because of the pedo?
No, people just, some people are like, it's, they hate Subway. Oh. Do you guys like Subway? See, it's very yes and no. But you know what though? I walk into Subway, you know what I get? I get a foot long veggie with tons of salt and pepper and olive oil and vinegar. The sleeper hit of Subway is the veggie. Yeah. Gorgeous bread with vegetables and like salt and pepper toasted with cheese. Yeah.
Love it. Horn. Oh, you don't eat cheese. No cheese, but I find it very filling and satisfying. It's delicious. It's delicious. So the Subway diet is two 400-calorie subs a day. Okay, so that's called starvation. That's the whole diet. Oh, that's insane. And there is no exercise. Oh, my God. So you're just – of course you lose weight because you're malnourished. What?
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When you're drunk, I have a drink and it's strong, right? And I'm not eating a lot of the food. I didn't eat dinner. You got to remember to eat dinner. Yes. Because suddenly you're blackout. You don't know how- Mind you, don't know these people. I may be one of the drunkest people there. Are they straight? Yes. Okay.
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Patrick's Day. So gay drunk is straight hospitalized. Yes. So I'm probably a liability to everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then it's time to go look for the leprechauns. So I take off my pants. But I get really- And panties. So then they have in the backyard one of those little gardens, you know, like a box where you plant. Yes. And there's a hole dug and there's a trowel.
And I go, okay, I think that leprechaun's buried in there. But I'm drunk. So I'm also like, am I drunk digging up their gladiolas? Or their dead cat. Right. Pet cemetery. So I go to dig and this guy next to me goes, oh, I wouldn't go in there. I almost dug in there and I kind of got, they told me probably not to. And I said, oh, okay. So I walk away. I turn around.
This guy digs in with the trowel and finds the leprechaun. The same guy. I wouldn't do, I wouldn't do that if I were you. I was so cooked. That's incredible. That was so competitive. So then later there's another contest. They say there's an Irish dance contest. Mind you, there's like a dozen people left. Oh God. Did you dance? I ran up there and got on the ground and started doing this.
I don't know any of these people. I'm not invited. I'm not invited. I get on the ground. I slam both hands and I go like this.
And everybody else is doing- You take off your clothes. You take off everybody else's clothes.
You're like, this is a sex party. Why do I look tucked? What's wrong with me? What's wrong with the front of me? You're Ellen. So I'm doing this and then I don't win the contest. And they were straight people, so they were like, the songs that were playing were like Enya. Oh, and you're doing hip thrusts.
Well, so then I go, do you want me to, I'm a DJ, confident, so I go up to the host, I go, do you want me to put on a song? And he goes, yeah. So I put on C'est La Vie by Bewitched, you know, popular Irish pop song. You know this? That old tavern jingle. Say you will, say you won't, say you'll do what I, come on. Of course. Anybody who's Irish knows that one.
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