The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Holiday Sausage Express Delivery with Trixie and Katya
24 Dec 2024
Don't miss The Hallmarque Channel's newest Christmas classic, "A Very Special Holiday Sausage," premiering Christmas Eve! When the gorgeous neighborhood delivery guy, Lance, turns his attentions to recently-divorced Katya, she brushes it off as mere flattery. But when she sees the look in Lance's eyes as he hands her the bulk delivery of anal lube she orders every Christmas, it's clear he wants to give her more than just a cardboard box. As he turns to leave with a mischievous wink and a smile, the encounter awakens something deep inside her smoldering loins; a desire, a lust, a growing demand for steamy passion delivered express overnight. She closes the door and instantly feels a deep and animalistic need for the juicy holiday sausage hiding within his khakis. Katya's friend Trixie tells her it’s time to "get back on the horse" post-divorce, and what better horse to ride than the tantalizingly sexy Lance? This Christmas, watch Katya learn that delivery drivers truly are experts at getting big packages into tight slots. You owe yourself a trip and trips are always better with Airbnb! If you want more space, more privacy, a better location, and the most loved homes, check out https://Airbnb.com or download the Airbnb app! To get Mint Mobile's new customer offer and your new 3-month unlimited wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://MintMobile.com/BALD Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hi, I'm a FedEx man. Are you home at 1 p.m. on a Monday? Nope. Girl, this whole fucking country. Signature required. Tuesday at 2 p.m. Oh, what do you mean you're not home? Oh, you have four jobs to try to, you know, ding dong Thursday, 11 a.m. I'm the UPS man. Signature required. Mary, my blood is boiling. I know. Can I tell you what else? What about essential medicines?
My arthritis shot that I have to get once a month, I can't get it shipped to me because I have to, what, be sitting home all day to receive it? I'm arthritic, but not that arthritic. You know what I mean? Well, that's crazy because I have my medication delivered. Yeah, but it's a shot.
Oh, okay.
Who can we call? It's just, and then also any package, any anything, it's being delivered today. I hope you're home between the hours of 8 a.m. and 8 p.m. to receive your package. So my luggage was lost yesterday. I had one, my giant drag bag, on a different flight. How does that happen? How does that happen? Different flight. A later flight. I don't know.
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