The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
04 Mar 2025
Blueberry season is on its way and this Summer, prepare for that special vacation to Disneyland by clearing out your tired old mocktail recipes, your social calendar, and your stomach contents! This week we're making our signature non-alcoholic weight-loss aperitif, "Katya's Berry Bad Decision". It's a refreshing, subtly sweet concoction filled to the brim with blueberries, mint, and regret; all mixed together to get you the Summer beach-bod of your dreams! Ingredients: ▢ 1 cup blueberries marinated in E. coli ▢ ½ cup fresh mint leaves ▢ 2 tablespoons lime juice ▢ 1 tablespoon honey ▢ 2 cups seltzer water ▢ Ice ▢ Lime and mint sprigs for garnish Preparation: Place unwashed blueberries, mint, and lime juice in a cocktail shaker and muddle. Add ice, honey, and seltzer. Shake vigorously to blend. Strain into a mason jar and garnish with a lime wedge and mint sprig. Sip slowly while listening to Russian electro-pop, and stay within 10 feet of your bathroom for 24-48 hours. If you're 21+, try VIIA and enhance your everyday today! Head to: https://viia.co/BALD and use code BALD to receive 15% off and free shipping on orders over $100! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self! Get your gut going today with Ritual's Synbiotic+! Head to: https://Ritual.com/BALD today to get 25% off your first month! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hey y'all, I'm Mal and I am a Texas-raised lesbian. It took me 28 years to come out of the closet and once I did, I had so many questions. How do I flirt with women? Am I the one that needs to initiate sex? Why did it take me so long to figure out that I'm gay? And my video podcast, Made It Out, is my journey to answering all of these questions and so many more that have come up since.
Every Tuesday, I sit down with a different queer woman to deep dive into their lived experience and mine. And together we share the highs, the lows, occasionally the same ex. Join us every Tuesday on Spotify, Apple, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts as we all get closer to learning more about ourselves and each other.
I'm mad as hell. And you know what the worst thing is, is when you have no one to blame but yourself.
I do think that's a healthier option than blaming everybody else. Right? Don't most people just say it's everyone else?
I can't do that, though. Because I can't... I'm not capable of lying that much. You know what I mean? It's like, well, if you're going to scream about it, you have to examine it. And if you examine it, then you realize it's you, bitch.
You know? I think most drag queens would take the road more traveled, which is... We hear this all the time from our colleagues. Everything in my life is wrong because of. A, B, and C, and D. My managers, my agents, the network, my fans, and my manager.
No, this is like, this is the opposite thing. It's like, I know it's bad because I know it's me because I know I did it. Right. And then it makes it worse. It's the black mold. It's the black mold. It's the black diarrhea. I got fucking food poisoning the other day to add insult to injury. What got you?
Blueberries. Full of antioxidants. Blueberries. Where'd you get the blueberries from? Let's put the store on blast.
Ralph's. Okay. Did not wash them. Did not wash them berries. You didn't wash them. Did not wash them berries. And ate a whole thing of them. They were so delicious. Right. I could not believe how delicious they were. I was like, this is too good to be true. What's that extra flavor? Feces. It's E. coli. Disease. Yeah. E. coli in the berries. And then what did she do?
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