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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray

Tue, 13 May 2025

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From the new OUTtv series Wish You Were Queer, Michael Henry and Tim Murray regale Trixie and Katya with epic tales of suburban cruising permits, the epicurean superiority of Chili's, and a hook-up debate as old as time: to chomp or not to chomp. Don't miss the May 22nd premiere of Wish You Were Queer on OUTtv! Make progress towards a better financial future with Chime! Open your account in minutes at https://Chime.com/BALD To check out Google Gemini, go to: ⁠https://gemini.google/students⁠ Get your gut going and support a balanced gut microbiome with Ritual’s Synbiotic+! Get 25% off your first month at: https://Ritual.com/BALD Need a website? Head to https://www.Squarespace.com/BALD to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BALD To use Ro's free insurance checker, go to https://Ro.co/BALD Follow Tim: @tmurray06 Follow Michael: @MichaelHenry915 To check out "Wish You Were Queer" on OUTtv, head to: https://outtvglobal.com Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT⁠⁠ To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: ⁠⁠https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT⁠⁠ Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: ⁠⁠https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠⁠ To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: ⁠⁠https://trixieandkatyalive.com⁠⁠ To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: ⁠⁠https://workinggirlsbook.com⁠⁠ To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: ⁠⁠https://www.trixiemotel.com⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: Who are the special guests on this episode?

1387.023 - 1391.126 Tim Murray

Yeah. Your father hates you. Put on some shoes. Like what? It doesn't make any sense. Yeah.

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1391.226 - 1394.208 Trixie

Did you guys pull a lot of, um, do, do sex stuff on the road?

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1394.368 - 1395.329 Tim Murray

Yeah. Yes.

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1395.389 - 1397.55 Trixie

Oh my God. Atlanta BJ roosters.

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1398.291 - 1405.095 Michael Henry

Ever been? What do you think? Atlanta BJ Roosters? Honey. What is it? That's my drag name.

1405.476 - 1407.336 Ad

Atlanta BJ Roosters.

1407.416 - 1410.578 Michael Henry

I'm telling you, everywhere I go, I'm promoting BJ Roosters.

1410.658 - 1411.478 Tim Murray

What is it?

1411.538 - 1412.839 Michael Henry

It's a male strip club.

Chapter 2: What inspired the travel and comedy show 'Wish You Were Queer'?

1919.066 - 1923.69 Katya

Johnson and Johnson. Oh, hello. Johnson and Johnson and Johnson. Yeah. Yeah.

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1928.587 - 1950.858 Trixie

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1951.158 - 1973.112 Trixie

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1973.832 - 1993.293 Trixie

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1993.313 - 2013.993 Trixie

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2014.853 - 2032.219 Trixie

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2032.519 - 2052.654 Trixie

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2053.154 - 2074.244 Trixie

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2074.544 - 2097.548 Trixie

It was such a crazy time and it seemed so inaccessible for everybody. And ironically, the people I knew who were getting it had some kind of situation where they were wealthy enough that they had private doctor situations. People don't even go to doctor's offices themselves. Doctors come to them. And that made the whole thing feel secretive. It felt elite. It felt inaccessible.

Chapter 6: What is the significance of cruising spots and airport hookups in the conversation?

1750.827 - 1751.147 Katya

That is.

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1751.167 - 1758.455 Trixie

Because her dad was like a horrible abuser. Yeah. It's so sad when he goes to talk to the grave and tell her about how beautiful her son is.

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1758.635 - 1761.457 Katya

Okay, I start sobbing right here now. It's so sad.

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1761.477 - 1771.285 Trixie

Tom Hanks, did you know this? Did you know this? They cast the actor who played him young, and the actor had an accent. So Tom Hanks added the accent to the character to match the kiss.

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1771.325 - 1775.468 Katya

That is great. Did you also know it wasn't supposed to be Tom Hanks? It was supposed to be... Roseanne Barr.

1775.848 - 1778.951 Trixie

I was going to say a woman, too.

1779.851 - 1783.094 Michael Henry

Well, you heard that Julia Roberts was supposed to play Harriet Tubman.

1783.354 - 1787.257 Katya

Oh, no. I swear on my life. No, that's actually true.

1787.738 - 1791.601 Michael Henry

Who was supposed to be what? Julia Roberts. Harriet Tubman. This is actually true. In the 90s.

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