Michael Henry
Appearances
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Oh, really?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
That was good.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Ever been? What do you think? Atlanta BJ Roosters? Honey. What is it? That's my drag name.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
I'm telling you, everywhere I go, I'm promoting BJ Roosters.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
It's a male strip club.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Now that this is what it's, you know, remixed into.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
There's private dances. There's. The biggest penises I've ever seen in my entire life are at. Get out of here. And they fly.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
You think they're doing trimix?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
It's like Weetabix. And you know you have to do an Afrin to make it go down. Yes.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Go ahead. I was going to say, in Montreal, they have a similar situation. I got a lap dance from this one dancer. When he was taking off his underwear, his dick was so hard, it flung pre-cum in my face. Oh, my God.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Basically.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Yeah. Well, there's one there. I think it's called campus and they go out, do a number where they're close and real enthusiastic. And then the next one, they're just fully naked.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
We went to a dentist.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
It was a gay bar. There was the houses, and one of the houses was turned into a dentist's office.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Of course it's got to be.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Why else do gay people kill each other?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
She's reliving it. Sense memory. I had a great time, but I used teeth on guys' dicks sometimes. Oh, you're a chomper. I can't help it. Chomp.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
I can't help it. My mouth only opens so big. I've got big teeth and a small mouth. Okay. But one guy flinched so hard, I was like, I'm so embarrassed. I just want to get in the water and swim to Boston. I was like... It was like, come on. Don't do this. Don't do me like this.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Suck, Forrest. Suck. Dear God, make me a bird. Suck my far, far, far away from here. Oh, my God.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
When I was a kid, I would reenact this scene when she's on the ledge in the high heels.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
That was country.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
I was just going to say, she was like having a great time, New Year's Eve, beautiful heels. Halter top, I believe.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Well, you heard that Julia Roberts was supposed to play Harriet Tubman.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Who was supposed to be what? Julia Roberts. Harriet Tubman. This is actually true. In the 90s.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Read it as written.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Well, you know, they're doing whole talks now. Oh, I know. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to get a whole talks in Columbus, Ohio. Yeah. Yeah. How's the Fisher? Yeah.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
It's great if someone else is driving. He had a great time. Was it a class B? Pardon me? So you didn't have to get a special license?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
This was not freedom. No, this was prison.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
The point is that you could drive some of the time. It would help me out a lot. See, you're not selling it on me.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Yeah. She's always trying to get on the bus.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
You're not Irish. I don't have a thing against vehicles. It's me being behind the wheel.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
damn i don't care that i use teeth it's almost like a problem a lot of people i feel like here though that would be like a hit i've had guys people are very into like well i've had guys ask me to chomp chompy chompy chompy yeah they said you bite it bite it harder yeah this is in the bathroom at the eagle bite it like a dog bone 100 yeah what's the worst hookup you ever had how much time you got
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
I film at the same parks that people cruise at at night. Such as? The Poinsettia.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Well, that's a huge one. Everyone knows that. That's the gay kickball park too.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Yeah.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Yes. Plummer Park. I film there too. And then Pan Pacific.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Some of the best sex I've ever had, I've been wasted. Yeah.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
I'll do anything if I'm wasted.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
So everywhere you cruise, I film.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Would you describe yourself as ran through? I would. Turned out. I think that's the fantasy he's trying to perpetuate. No, I do a lot of things. I do a lot of things. I don't do them well, but if you're drunk, you don't remember that you did it bad.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
My anus has teeth. Aren't you married? Mm-hmm.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
And sometimes I film for my comedy skits too. What about out of town cruising spots? Those are permitted. So can't.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
I was in the vows, mama.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
You were in the vows?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Well, what did you think about Kathy Hilton, her whole debacle two seasons ago, what she called the DJ and old faggot for not playing her song?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
But I would love it if Kathy Hilton called me an old faggot. Me too.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
5.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
But really wanting... strawberry.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
What about Applebee's? Is it comparable?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
I've got an Applebee's gift card in my jacket.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Did you? Yeah, I worked there. Got fired. I got hit by a car on my way to work once there.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Go ahead. How did you guys get the idea for this travel project? it's basically a real life.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
They hit me.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Exactly.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
The pilot kicks you in the nuts.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Well, I don't know. I love spirit. I'll defend Delta till the day I die.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Well, the Southwest flight where the woman got sucked out the window, that was with a female pilot.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
For Twitter and such. I saw someone who posted a shirtless photo of himself in the bathroom of the plane and he's like, paying for my flight right now.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
No, suck dick with a flight attendant in the bathroom of the terminal like a normal person.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
I really love the Real Housewives of Melbourne, and I just really want to meet them there.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
So that's my thing. This could be huge for you.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
It could be major. Major.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
The hottest guys are Australian. Hello, did you see Steve Irwin's kid with the snake? What? I did see that. I did see that, yes. He did a photo shoot. It is underwear with snakes. And now he's on Dancing with the Stars. Thank God.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
But why can't,
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
I heard that you're supposed to pee on someone.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
If you don't want to get peed on, I could do it. I just did drink a gallon of water.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
It's my dream.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Yes.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
No, buddy. We'll do it.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
This is my pitch to please pee on me.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Love that shit. And we have footage of it literally from the outside hitting the garage. And it looks almost slow-mo.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
It knocks the top off. But yeah, our producer got on the roof and screamed. And he's like, fuck, fuck.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Rose? I mean, so much storage in an RV.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Oh my god, I ate so many snacks.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Pensacola, Florida. They have some fun gay stuff there. But as a whole, I think that we were looked at as a little bit like Martians.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
A lot of brown teeth. We met some blue angels. What's that? They are like pilots that are just showmen.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Hot. Any ladies?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
So much pussy.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
May 22nd, OutTV, baby.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Yeah, come see us on tour. Come see us on tour. Okay, you faggots. Thank you.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Get limp to it.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
I'm going to get a song. Watch Wish You Were Queer, May 22nd. You guys are like visual nasal spray. Yes. We are just like the- Afrin.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Straight men need to take Lamaze class so that they could poop easier. And also Metamucil.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Right.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Thank you, Senator Larry Craig. I've hooked up at an airport bathroom before.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Philly. What happened? It was a Grindr connection.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Every single detail. Literally, I'm always on Grindr at airports. Literally never hook up. But nobody can host. Well, unless you're at the bathroom at Philly airport and you hook up with a flight attendant. They know the most discreet terminals.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
That's my thing. I don't want to hook up with a pilot because I don't want to hear any of the behind the scenes secrets. No.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Not in Christchurch, New Zealand.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
I used to go to the bar across the street. Borders.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Amazing nachos.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
We were at a venue once, and I know his cues, and he's queued up ready to do his number, and the sound person's just eating chips. I had to go up to him and be like, hit the button!
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Only if she calls me a faggot on live TV. Wasn't that amazing? She said faggot on TV.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
You missed this? It was amazing. Right before she went in space, she said bye faggot.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
He says faggotry in his stand-up special. And she's quoting him. She's like, what? The faggotry is this? On Good Morning America. On Good Morning America. That's actually so fierce.