Tim Murray
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It's amazing. How did I miss that? Damn.
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That's ritual.com slash bald for 25% off your first month.
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We weren't in it. We did not take part.
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Like unambiguous Nazis.
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Yeah.
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This episode of The Bald and the Beautiful is brought to you by Field. I don't need to tell you this, as I'm sure you already know, but dating app fatigue is a real thing these days. Mindless swiping and meaningless trite DMs have made us feel more disconnected than ever. While most dating apps are all about pursuing someone else, there's one that's carved out a space for you to find yourself.
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The key to cancer is a wig.
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I mean, it's not only, it's a beat, but it's also a fierce lashes. It's also a fierce lashes.
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Yeah. That's for IBS.
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Yeah. Your father hates you. Put on some shoes. Like what? It doesn't make any sense. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yes.
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What is it?
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Oh, so that probably, I've been to the Swingin' Richards. Swingin' Richards.
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BJ Roosters. So there's a cock theme I'm sensing. And balls. Cock and balls. What do they do? Full nude. Full nude. They can be.
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Trimix? What is that?
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And it's an antihistamine. It won't go down?
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That was exposed brain. I just come back from Turkey. All my bloody plugs were showing. They all fell out.
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Is that the one where they have like mermaid men in the fish tank?
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Oh, I love that. Yeah. So they get two numbers. Just like Mike. And no magic.
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Yes, you can.
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Don't do this to me. Don't do this to me. Don't leave me this way. I mean, I gave a blowjob to a guy with a brace. I had braces on my first one. It was not exactly the texture. Leg braces? He was just like... A back brace, a leg brace.
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Aids dies of AIDS in that movie, I believe. In the movie.
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So glamorous, though. That scared the shit out of me. Disco, gay.
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Gay coded. Yeah.
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Seriously. What age do you guys want to die at?
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Yeah.
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If you had to choose right now, the age, what would it be?
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Uh, I will, if I had to pick an age today, I'd say 65, 65. Yeah.
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It's like when they have the Carvel ice cream cake and the Dunkin' Donuts, right? The Baskin Robbins.
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Oh, that's kind.
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I don't want that. Don't ever get one. What's the point? Thank you.
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I think that's a great, I think that's an admirable virtue.
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What's the theme? Biting Not like horrifying But it was just like That was just not worth my time So many that your brain Shreds the information You're right Sometimes we leave the hook up You can feel your brain putting it through the shredder Forget it For me though it was back in When I was doing the kind of hooker thing And drag The third guy of the night was never a good one
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It was like, what are you doing, mama? Three in a row. Did you come three times? No, I didn't come at all the whole night. But the third guy who would come over would inevitably be so drunk.
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No, no, no. I just like to have them walk away with me still wanting them. You know what I mean? They want them wanting more. I think that's beautiful. And also then you're not in drag mopping. Girl, yeah. Because honestly, the curlers would be my hair blowing on hot tea, pointing at the door. I'd be so ready for them to leave. But that third guy, he wanted me to do coke on his wiener.
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That's not a thing. It's also so... Would you see this on TV when you're five? Would you watch Casino or something?
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And what happens when they take out the razor?
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What about Plummer Park?
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Oh, wait. Oh, wait. I have a bad hookup story. It's brief, though. They left to go get trimix, and they came back and ignored me.
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in my own ignored you threesome but two of the guys like like it started out fine and then like they came back and basically ignored me in my own home wow humiliating don't you think drugs are the harm humiliating yeah drugs people aren't really at their best sexually on drugs like that's kind of the harbinger i mean but drugs are not but i mean like drugs don't make you rude
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I guess, but who's best self is drunk?
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Oh, yeah.
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It's interesting. Really?
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I certainly don't. Really?
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No. Yes. Yeah? A fake one. Oh. Like on TV. Okay, work. Yeah. So no. So no. No, but I played an officiator. So that's something. Okay. No, I did. I did in England.
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But isn't it always interesting when you're the one groom is a huge fan. His family don't feature you and nor do with the any other like person at that wedding. I love that.
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And it was OK.
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Whatever they offer you four times.
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Yeah. And if they're choosing a drag queen, that is the most frivolous expenditure. Right. You better just, like, ransack their chicken.
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Yeah, I'm not bitter at all because I definitely did not have an out TV show ready to go at all. They just canceled it.
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Just as good. Just as good.
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You need to do. What did you have on the menu? On my wedding? Yeah. I had Chili's cater it. Love. I'm not kidding. Chili's the restaurant.
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Okay. What was on the playlist?
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I just learned this like literally like probably two months ago. That's crazy.
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Yeah, you know what they like. And also, it gives you an indication of what else they might like. That's the thing, too.
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No, I did.
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You ask and then you say, well, what about George Washington? Yeah. You know what I mean? Right.
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Yeah. Abraham Lincoln would adore it if you played, you know what I mean? You've got to tip him.
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You know what I feel like is that person needs to just march their stinky ass back home and make it themselves. That's what I wanted to say. Why don't you go to that bodega, buy it, and then go back to your flop house, you piece of shit. Yeah.
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What's your top three favorite dishes of chilies?
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And it's good because wherever you go, there you are at a chili's. It's pretty much like... It's always the same. I feel God in this chili's tonight. Yeah. Yeah. I've never really been to a Chili's.
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I love Applebee's.
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Okay. TGI Friday with all the flair. TGI Friday. I worked there.
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Ruby Tuesday.
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Yeah, Starbucks. But also, Wetzel's. Oh, fuck. We were on a flop airline. United. Fucking horrible. Piece of shit airline. They were, you know, and we have, we get the great fortune of traveling business class, usually. That meal. Yeah, sometimes.
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No, no, no. I was saying, sometimes I... No, yeah. But you know, anyways, so we're in an RV meal that they, I don't know. You didn't eat it cause you're vegetarian. The meal that they brought out, it was a breakfast type of meal. It was the shittiest fucking thing I've ever tried to eat in my life.
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that is shocking that sounds better it's actually a deal That's shocking. Yeah. I thought that was the airline that charged you to like, like they hit you.
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I charge you for it.
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You offer nothing.
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Yeah. Like that'll be $18. And he's ugly. It's a real bummer.
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Yeah. We're all horrible. They really are all bad, though. Zero out of ten. No, they're not.
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Yeah, Delta. Also, best meal of my life on JetBlue mint. Yeah, JetBlue will fuck you up. That breakfast, fuck. I mean, I still think about it.
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yeah yeah yeah something about it have you guys ever had heterosexual flight attendants it's so off-putting it's so scary it's bizarre you know it gives them like it gives that like movie um like a face-off or something you know like when they're like pretending there's something evil lurking underneath that i don't know white chicks or something yeah it feels like grandmother what big eyes you have
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Hello, fellow children. How are you doing? I know. Yeah, it's very suspicious. I don't believe it. I don't believe it either. There's something. I didn't believe in lady pilots until recently. You didn't believe they existed. I've only seen a few in my life. I believe they existed, but I was like, David, my friend David was like, yeah, I see them all the time. I was like, you're full of shit.
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And then I really paid attention. Yeah. And then I noticed that there were quite a bit.
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I don't know if you go ahead.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Thank you. Thank you. I smell a little pervil.
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It's okay.
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Baby, unless you're Jennifer Aniston on an Emirates flight taking a shower, I don't buy it. With the smart water.
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No. So all like for real though, what is your, what is the most loathsome aspect of being on a plane or traveling to you? Specifically. Yeah, don't say me.
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Go to bed, bitch.
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No, in that little lounge where they play jazz. Oh, what airports are you going to girl? Like the little, you know, those crazy big planes that have a little lounge where they play jazz.
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Yeah.
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Really, really forward thinking. Drugs? I don't think so, actually. Isn't it like, isn't it like a dry?
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It's also very accessible to English speakers, obviously. You're flying around the world and everybody speaks English. It's wonderful.
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I did see a video of a pastor at one of those strychnine drinking and snake handling churches. He got bit on the head by a rattlesnake and bleeding everywhere. Had to go to the hospital. Do you live? It's fierce. I think he died. They're not supposed to go to the hospital because, right?
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God loves you.
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But as he was getting like, as he was getting like, you know, carried out, people like, like doing the speaking tongues at him.
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Have you ever been peed on?
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What?
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I suggest doing it in the shower.
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You got a bladder full of piss?
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Vehicular manslaughter?
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You're in the back painting your nails on what you guys are doing. And you really don't need another license. You can just, anybody with a regular license? Oh, okay.
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Like the ones that Will Smith gets, like the trailers that extend. I want whatever he does.
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I'm really proud of you guys for going out there and doing it. What would you say is the, if you had to identify a city in the United States as the least gay friendly, what would you say? Dallas, Texas. LA. Really? West Hollywood.
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In some ways, Florida's so gay.
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It's scary to be gay. I got trapped there during 4th of July at Panama City Beach for like four days straight. That was like a hell on earth. You guys been to PCB?
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Oh, it's rotten. It's where Alabamans go for spring break. It is really disgusting. Florida, Alabama, sure. Just not a lot of brain cells or things going on there.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Hate watch it. Tell us how much you don't like it. Yes.
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Are you too turned on? Need a boner break? Yeah. Head over. Too much Tri-Mix? Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah. And they're doing it at like the more decimals, the better or decibels. What's the one with the sound? Decibel. I think it's that. The louder, the better when it comes to like blowing ass.
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Yeah.
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I don't think it should be anything. We're not doing number two in public. Well, sometimes when you got to go, you got to go. But you know what though? Okay. What about this then? Why? So like fancy places like those airport lounges often have a stall that has a door that goes right to the ground. Hard for cruising. Why do you have two foot differential? Well, for the toe tapping.
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And then six inches of that much, like you can see everything. Six inches is a lot.
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You have?
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Give us a blow-by-blow.
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You have to be actively avoiding it.
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You were always drunk.
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How many Alphabas have there been?
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Oh, okay, okay, okay. Well, we were watching Love on the Spectrum the other day, and there was a guy who could tell you what key every single song was in, which was so impressive to me. Impressive. Are you saying I'm on the spectrum? Yeah, I'm saying how long have you been autistic? No, so how many have there been?
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40?
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And she just stands on the ground and goes, ah. Well, we did that in our show when the few venues that wouldn't allow flight, we had to do a Barbie doll.
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Humiliating.
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Are you joking? You fly in the show? No, I get lifted up like pretty high though. She flew every night.
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Oh yeah. It was like an extravagant.
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So why would some of the venues allow this? Well, cause they didn't have the hardware.
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Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
100%.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
In drag.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Love it.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
And a great goth night, I believe. Yeah.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Something for everybody.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
That is pretty funny. She was wearing the same outfit. So I feel like it's similar. That's incredible, kind of. It was humiliating and a huge letdown.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Well, at least you're doing that. It's low-key amazing.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Just for the fun of it? I mean, there's nothing worse than the double whammy of homophobia and incompetence.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Yeah. There were some times where I could feel a strain.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
But also 2,500 plus the whole, like the, the, a dedicated person. You have to fly with a person to do that. And didn't you have to sound check it every day?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Although I ended up not doing it and people got a chance to go up. Like crew members would be like, I'm going to go up.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
It's me. It's, it's really hard on your pussy. I would imagine. Pink must go through a lot. You know what I mean?