The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Men Lie for It, Women Cry for It:“Noodle Madness!” with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 31 Dec 2024
The dawning of a new year is a time for fun and jokes and ice cream cones. It's a time for Q&A podcast episodes and trips to the West Hollywood Gateway Shopping Center for a chocolate malt with your steady gal or guy. But behind the innocence of those youthful improprieties lies a menace. A menace made of wheat flour, rice flour, and mung bean starch. A menace known as authentic Chinese noodles. You'll travel from a momentary pleasure to a prison of your own making with Satan's sizzling spicy beef noodles. You'll find nothing but debauchery, violence, murder, and the ultimate end of the authentic Chinese noodle addict: hopeless insanity. This New Year's Eve, celebrate 2025 safely and name a designated noodle eater. It may just save your life. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://ZocDoc.com/BALD to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the significance of noodles in this episode?
Also, he told me yours are way more valuable than mine, which I believe. So anyways, that part, I'm happy you told you.
Yeah. I am. So I was like, you know what? I, there's something about this doesn't feel right. So give me 10 bucks for a signature.
he went to the and he was gonna he didn't have any cash he was gonna paypal me and i'm like I really thought he was going to stiff me.
I really, really did. But he PayPal me 80 bucks, but I still didn't feel right.
I was like, ugh. So his friend came with some cash and I was like, you know what? I'm not going to do this. Can I interject?
Yeah.
Before that friend came to you, that other guy came to me and I said, you know, I just did this for some other guy and I feel weird about it.
Yeah.
And he said, so you're not even going to sign one? I said, no. I said, I don't want to like encourage this. Yes. I don't want to encourage you doing this again. Yeah. I was trying to figure out a way to be direct, clear, and not mean. It was challenging. And then I was on the phone with you in the air pod.
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Chapter 2: Where can I find the best authentic Chinese noodles?
If they're big and fat, they got to get into them roles.
Yeah, the creases and crevices. All right. When did you know you, quote, made it? Either individually or together.
Was there a specific moment of achievement that felt extra special? I would say getting cast on an HBO show. Oh, was that Room 104? Yeah, that was wild. I was like, HBO? You've got to be kidding me. Home box office. Home box office. Now Macs.
Six episodes of Doom Prophecy. I got your number, hussy. I need 10. The show is so good, girl. It's so good. The acting is superb. The production design is amazing. The story is incredible. Why are you doing it like that?
Six episodes? You fucking cunts. I'll watch it. I'll watch it. It's the kind of thing when I felt really like whatever. It's spectacular. You got a lot. Well, I'm trying to think of like, what was the thing?
Honestly, when the doll, one of my own doll happened with integrity, I said, I remember I was filming tricks motel at the time and I sat in my hotel room and hugged the, I held the prototype and cried. You were filming a TV show that you started. Yeah. But I guess for me, because I love toys, it was like, whoa, a toy of yourself that felt significant.
And you know, there's an Ariana Grande doll of Glinda. Do you know what I mean?
If I was in something where I was a character, but it was, it was the doll of me that really gagged me. You know what, though? I'm going to change mine. I'm going to say when RuPaul said I was a star. Honestly. I was like, okay, I'm going to believe that. And I guess when I won Drag Race, but I mean... But at the time, I wasn't like... I'll just be honest.
At the time, me celebrating that was not encouraged. Right, right, right. I was not allowed to like that I won. You know, everyone was just mad at me. So it was a weird... I was like, wow, you want your... It was like bedazzled. You won Drag Race, but in the most way where you don't get excited, huh? Yeah, but you have cancer now.
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