Tammie Brown & Ding-a-Lings in Shampoo Bottles with Trixie and Katya
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As part of our annual Pre-Pride Kink Safety Awareness Month, we'd like to offer you this episode fea...
Kelly Mantle & Two Space Heaters to the Face with Trixie
07 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Like a phoenix rising from the ashes of Sandy's ghost that was left in a frigid backstage green room...
Monét X Change & the Subtle Levels of Crazy with Trixie
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Prepare yourselves to be regaled by tales of the magical, the mysterious, and most of all the memora...
Welcome to the Golden Fountain of Vitality with Trixie and Katya
23 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
From ancient Indian yogic texts to brittle Chinese scrolls to the age of Egyptian Pharaohs when gods...
Nellie the Potato-Faced Humpty B*tch with Trixie and Katya
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Little Bald on the Prairie, tune in for a very special episode that the whole family wi...
No Loads Refused: Live in Richmond, VA with Trixie and Katya
09 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded live in the famed "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death" capital city of Virginia, please join ...
Plane Jane and Lieutenant Brigadier General Cuhntalina Badussy with Katya
02 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Behold, everyone's favorite Drag Race Season 16 faux-villain: Plane Jane! With her shared Boston roo...
Heels and Meals with Trixie and Katya
26 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In a world where fashion knows no boundaries, comes a story of self-discovery, unexpected transforma...
Paul Blart: Mall Carp with Trixie and Katya
19 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
When a Paramus, New Jersey Van Heusen factory outlet is taken over by a vicious gang of black-market...
A Massage That Lives Happily Ever After with Trixie and Katya
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Trixie & Katya's Le Poupée Spa, located in a gorgeously-restored halfway house in the be...
You Are More Than Your Phone with Trixie and Katya
05 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are proud to partner this week with the Anti Phone-Shaming League of North America to bring you a...
It's a TWISTER! with Trixie and Katya
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We here at BALD, LLC, including our main counsel Henry Z. Winkleschmiggens IV, Esq., would like to t...
Does Our Art Threaten You? with Trixie and Katya
20 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Does our art threaten you? Does it make you completely reconsider your physical existence? Does it m...
The Official "The Dolls are the Dolls Fan Club!" with Trixie and Katya
13 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Do you love Trixie and Katya with all your heart? Would you like to find a club of other humans who ...
Coitus With a Waffle with Trixie and Katya
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As the morning sunshine warms my bare bottom and my feet feel the cool chill of the kitchen tile, I ...
Higher Than Giraffe Genitalia with Dulcé Sloan and Trixie
30 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Please prepare your mind, body, and soul for Trixie's delightful chat with stand-up comedian, actres...
Christmas Dinner at Judi Dench's House with Bianca Del Rio and Katya
23 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
'Twas the night before Christmas, and the house was filled with holly berry stench. Bianca Del Rio w...
Circling Back for a Touch-Base to Close the Loop on the Deliverables with Trixie and Katya
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hi, Deborah. Thanks so much for taking the time to have a one-on-one with me this morning. I know th...
This Episode Produced & Directed by Simone Biles with Bob the Drag Queen and Katya
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As the world prepares for the beauty, grace, and raw athleticism of the 2024 Summer Olympics in Pari...
The Sorta New Year's Episode? with Trixie and Katya
02 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is this an extra-special quasi-Holiday/New-Year's episode where Trixie and Katya talk about decorati...
Soaring Like a Fabulous Bald Eagle with Trixie and Katya
26 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There are no endings, Baldies. Just events that precede a new beginning. As we rapidly approach the ...
The Darkest Night of the Soul with Trixie and Katya
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As the days grow shorter and the nights longer, may all of us in the Northern Hemisphere prepare our...
It's a Tumescent Holiday Miracle! with Trixie and Katya
12 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As the holiday season rapidly ascends to the apex of yuletide cheer, you may find yourself experienc...
Peri-Care for Your Derrière with Trixie and Katya
05 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As part of our ongoing Public Service Announcement Series here at Bald, LLC, this week we'd like to ...
Live & Leather Clad in New Orleans with Trixie and Katya
28 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
From the land of jazz, gumbo, public drunkenness, and second lines at Delta's baggage claim, Trixie ...
Kathy Griffin & Her Triumphant Journey From the D-List to the PTSD-List with Trixie
21 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian, actress, host, Emmy Award-winner, and absolute fu**ing legend Kathy Griffin stops by the B...
A Dazzling Woodland Sprite Dinner Party for Forest Faeries with Trixie and Katya
14 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What better time of year to entertain your friends and throw a mesmerizing Fall fête than the week ...
Listening to Swedish Acid Jazz in a Spaceship at Dusk on April 2, 1971 with Trixie and Katya
07 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you're into listening to German Vaporwave while crying about the mean things Brad said in a note ...
Boopity Boop in Your Doopity Doop with Trixie and Katya
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As we reach the zenith of Spooky Season tonight, we must keep you apprised of a new horror recently ...
The Price of Yoni Eggs is Finally Falling with Trixie and Katya
24 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We here at BALD, LLC would like to extend our deepest sympathies for the pitiful state of your pelvi...
From the Equator to Your Posterior with Trixie and Katya
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This single-origin, unapologetically bold (and bald) podcast goes down smooth with white chocolate u...
The Majesty of Live Theatre with Trixie and Katya
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you count yourself amongst the lucky few who have attended a live theater performance, you fully ...
We Accept the Love We Think We Deserve with Trixie and Katya
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As the great 19th century poet Silas T. Shinckenpoople once said, "To love is nothing. To be loved i...
Theme Park Phobias & Home Decor Tips with Brittany Broski and Trixie
26 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone's favorite human Brittany Broski joins Trixie for a heart-to-heart about irrational fears o...
Steam Room Karens & Pickle Juice Nightcaps with Justin Martindale and Trixie
19 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian, writer, actor, and host of the podcast Just Sayin', Justin Martindale, joins Trixie for an...
You Must Be This Tall to Ride Bald Mountain with Trixie and Katya
12 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to southern California's best-kept gay amusement park secret, Bald Mountain. Please keep you...
Lost In Scott's Eyes with Trixie and Katya
05 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hi Scott. Thanks so much for coming into the office today. Would you mind sitting down? Great. It's ...
The Exceptionally Erudite Courtney Act (Part 2) with Katya
29 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you've been waiting with bated breath for Part 2 of the epically excellent interview with Austral...
The Eminently Effervescent Courtney Act (Part 1) with Katya
22 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Katya welcomes the ever-so-engaging Courtney Act to the pod for part 1 of a lengthy conversation abo...
The 7 Disks of Spinning Energy Inside You with Trixie and Katya
15 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As you slowly open your eyes to face yet another day in this wild, godforsaken world of ours, please...
A Luxurious Stay at North Hollywood's Famous Shateau Marmont! with Trixie and Katya
08 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You and a companion will enjoy an opulent round-trip coach flight to sunny Los Angeles, featuring sp...
Twirlina Marie Poukette feat. Drinklina Turlington with Trixie and Katya
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this corner, wearing pink, weighing in at a stunning 62 lbs, the reigning BYOB World Featherweigh...
Microphones Are Cameras for Sound with Trixie and Katya
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dynamic microphones are constructed with small magnets that oscillate inside a metal coil attached t...
I'm on Ozempic and I'm Blowing Ass with Trixie and Katya
18 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Please consult your doctor before listening to this podcast. Common side effects of The Bald and the...
Diving for the Hopeless Diamond with Trixie and Katya
11 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The midnight hour is close at hand. A lonely ghoul looks out across the land. It's the typical scene...
Straight People Having Sex & Drinking Eggnog with Trixie and Katya
04 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
While it's a scientifically-proven fact that humans require food, water, air, and shelter to survive...
I Need Everyone to Know That I Only Like Girls with Trixie and Katya
27 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
One day, in a not-so-distant future hellscape utterly ravaged by water wars and interstate battles o...
Bottoming Ain't Easy with Trixie and Katya
20 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As part of Pride, we'd like to remind everyone about the 4 P's for bottoming: Practice, Preparation,...
We Have a Problem and Etsy is the Solution with Trixie and Katya
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We are so excited for you to shop our Trixie and Katya Curated Collections on Etsy! Visit https://e...
What Have You Done Today to Feel Proud? with Trixie and Katya
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's that special time of the year, so unfurl your flag, secure your sex swing to a weight-bearing c...
Philosophers Watching Car Crashes with Trixie and Katya
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The kids are finally in bed, the dishes have been washed, the clothes have been folded, and the dog ...
At a Taco Bell with Mario Lopez & O.J. Simpson with Trixie and Katya
30 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The sky is a fiery auburn red as the sun sets over a bustling Taco Bell on La Cienega Blvd. Harried ...
An X-Rated X-Ray with Trixie and Cyborg Katya
23 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We have the technology. We can make her better than she was. Better, stronger, faster. Follow Trix...
Bringing Back Early 2000's Gay with Trixie and Katya
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
For a brief, shining moment in the early aughts, every romantic comedy had a female protagonist with...
A Cup of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 8 Tea with Trixie and Katya
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's Drag Race All Stars Season 8 tea time! In preparation for the May 12th premiere, Trixie and Kat...
A Rumspringa Spring Break with Trixie and Katya
02 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's that time of year, you horse & buggy-riding, butter-churning, hat-and-bonnet-wearing queens! Pu...
A Ghost with a Goatee with Trixie and Katya
25 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures squirm and snore in...
Proper Posterior Grooming Techniques with Trixie and Katya
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As you might imagine, ridding your bottom of pesky hair follicles is not just a laborious task, but ...
The Dock of Dreams with Trixie and Katya
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go to the Dock. When you've got that...
When You Need the Endurance to Persevere, It’s Trimix! with Trixie and Katya
04 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Did you know that the average male lasts between 5 and 7 minutes when engaging in "fun-time" between...
Artificial Phallus Safety in the Shower & Beyond with Trixie and Katya
21 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This episode of Bald is proudly brought to you by the National Bathroom Sex Toy Safety Council, remi...
Live in Chicago from the Historic Auditorium Theatre with Trixie and Katya
07 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
From the windy city famous for its decadent Deep-Dish Pizza, dill pickle-laden Chicago Dogs, and the...
Have a Smile for Breakfast and You’ll Be Pooping Joy by Lunch with Trixie and Katya
21 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Open now in beautiful West Hollywood, CA, it's The Brians' Breakfast Shack! It's like the Love Shack...
The Intoxicating Power of Desire for Our 100th Episode with Trixie and Katya
07 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the brutal, kill-or-be-killed plains of the Serengeti, power is determined by sheer brute strengt...
Langoustes Avec Serviettes Assorties Avec Trixie et Katya
24 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Next to the shimmering turquoise waters of the Côte d'Azur, on the picturesque beaches of Saint-Tro...
Freestyling From a Bathtub in the Desert with Trixie and Katya
10 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Nestled amongst saguaro cacti like a majestic mirage in the arid sands of Palm Springs, we welcome y...
A Special Holiday Sale for Garbage B*tches Only with Trixie and Katya
27 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As we make the annual trek back to our hometowns to visit family, consume desicated turkey, and meet...
Live in London at The Troxy with Trixie and Katya
13 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A'lo, guv'nor! Grab a steaming cup of PG Tips, take your place in the queue, stuff your face with ba...
Trimming the Tree with Ropes of Milky Goodness with Trixie and Katya
06 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A dusting of snow gently kisses the needles of a vividly green six-foot balsam fir, all alone in a s...
I Left My HVAC Heart in Florida with Trixie and Katya
29 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Looking for a last minute gift? Go to https://establishedtitles.com/BALD and order a digital title ...
An American Turkey in Paris with Trixie and Katya
22 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As the sun fades and day turns to dusk in Paris, the beautiful Champs-Élysées becomes a twinkling ...
Living It up for the Next Two Years Before It’s All Over with Natasha Leggero & Katya
15 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The effervescent, enchanting, & ever-so-ebullient Natasha Leggero stops by the house to chat about h...
30 Ways to Use Lava to Incorporate a Boyfriend Into Your Toilet with Trixie and Katya
01 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Behold, Tik Tok judgement day is nigh! As the soiled masses scroll through prosaic videos of cats, c...
Nothing Is More Terrifying Than Diane Lane Under the Tuscan Sun with Trixie and Katya
25 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The fog has settled in, surrounding the dark soulless condo nestled amongst the broken dreams and sh...
We All Need a Necklace That Says “Winner” with Trixie and Katya
18 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After two years of wearing easy cheese-stained sweatpants and that vintage Cher 'Do You Believe?' to...
Live at Just For Laughs Toronto with Trixie and Katya
04 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Grab a piping hot mug of Tim Hortons, turn on the NHL, hide your Royal Canadian Mounted Police porn ...
A Beginner's Guide to Comic Books, Butt Stuff, & Homemade Limeade with Trixie and Katya
20 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We here at Bald Headquarters would like to use this week's episode to introduce our listeners to the...
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Cockroach Scorned with Trixie and Katya
06 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This sexy little minx was like nothing I'd ever seen before. Her legs, of which there were six, went...
Revisiting Glory Holes & Catsup with Jeff Maccubbin & Ron Hill
23 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As summer comes to a sweaty, malodorous end and you attempt to enjoy a few solitary moments of seaso...
TikTok Monkeys Saved My Life with Trixie and Katya
09 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The harvest moon shone bright in the Hollywood sky, illuminating the shattered dreams and stained ca...
What We Do in the Shadows is Back, Baby! Revisiting Our Chat with Harvey Guillén
28 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
To celebrate the premiere of Season 4 of What We Do in the Shadows, we're revisiting one of our favo...
Bald, Blue, Glowing-Dong Representation on TV with Trixie and Katya
26 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
MEN SEEKING MEN (Los Angeles Metro Area): Just watched HBO's 2019 series Watchmen. We are two fabulo...
Nobody's Snowballing in This Economy with Trixie and Katya
12 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In a world where one's public image is everything, we here at Bald, LLC would like to propose a diff...
A Hot Masseuse Has Sex with Freddy Krueger with Trixie and Katya
28 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Do you find yourself frequently having dreams about a burned, disfigured man wearing a dirty red-and...
Happy Pride! Make America Gape Again! with Trixie and Katya
14 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Do you frequently experience an itching or burning sensation? Is discomfort in your posterior region...
A Heavy Pour & Three Oscillating Fans with Trixie and Katya
31 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We here at Bald Headquarters, LLC are thrilled to announce our new collaboration with Fleügghendorf...
Eating Cheetos on the Floor of the Met Gala with Kelly Mantle and Katya
17 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Actor, drag queen, comedian, & musician Kelly Mantle visits Katya in her dark layer of sewing and se...
Sun-Dried Hot Dog Legs with Trixie and Katya
03 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Some of us have gams that appear as if they were sculpted by the gods themselves on the apex of Moun...
Live from the Moontower Comedy Festival with Trixie and Katya
19 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
To celebrate our 75th episode of the auditory smegma we call The Bald & The Beautiful, we were plann...
How to Properly Wash Your Genitals with Trixie and Katya
05 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As the Trixie and Katya grand tour exits the green, moist forests of the Pacific Northwest and meand...
Revisiting the Art of Dating: "Fisting is the New Kissing" with Trixie and Katya
29 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As the massive Trixie and Katya Tour starts its journey to a destination filled with tears, sweat, a...
The Face Giveth and the Face Taketh Away with Trixie and Katya
22 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As the sun sets and twilight arrives, the ghosts of magic hour appear on the horizon. Your callused ...
Bald, Fat Silly Putty with Googly Eyes with Trixie and Katya
08 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As the sun rises over a stark, barren desert landscape, you open stained hotel blinds and squint you...
Holding a Large Fish on Machu Picchu with Trixie and Katya
22 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There are times in life when it seems as if the entire world is against you. Nothing is going right,...
A Coat-Hanger Encased in a Hot Dog with Trixie and Katya and Matthew
08 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The steady advance of technology marches on, continuous and unceasing. In 1900, less than 10% of fam...
Gorgeous Devours Cute with Trixie and Katya
25 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The low hum of The Macarena wafts into your one-bedroom apartment, the source of the 90s earworm a v...
Building a Fake Hospital in Your House with Alexis Stone
11 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The sun is beginning to set behind a rusty white sign made of corrugated metal on top of a barren hi...
The RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 14 Premiere Extravaganza with Trixie and Katya
05 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With the season 14 premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race only days away, Trixie and Katya take a stroll dow...
Perfect Don't Need No Polish with Trixie and Katya
28 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As 2021 comes to a not-so-glorious close, let us reflect upon the things that matter most to us in a...
A 2014 Hyundai Elantra for Christmas with Trixie and Katya
21 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
'Twas four days before Christmas, and all through the club, not a single bear was stirring, not even...