Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli | Your Mom's House Ep. 792
Wed, 08 Jan 2025
SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. Get 10% off your first order on top of the already lowest prices by going to https://LiveGood.com/ymh. Tom and Christine are back and open the show with a very creative criminal, before paying tribute to OG cool guy, Hard Rock Nick, who was recently shuffled from this mortal coil. Christina P also unveils another drawing of Tom inspired by his now infamous choke. Next, Tommy continues the fan powered campaign to convince Charo to start an OnlyFans account and plays some fan submissions we've already received. There's also a Fancy Chef update, Tina tells a petting zoo story, and the main mommies have a new game to play with drive-thru workers. Tom and Christina are then joined by comedian and tin foil hat enthusiast, Sam Tripoli! The three talk about parental stuff, before deep diving into some fun conspiracy talk. They discuss, the drones over New Jersey, the mass surveillance in everyday life, the CIA, Tom Hanks, and more. They also talk about insane Japanese game shows, Mr. Hands, and the harmful effects of going viral. Christina also presents an interesting "would you rather?" question and they sprinkle in some solid horrible or hilarious clips for good measure. Try it out! Your Mom’s House Ep. 792 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT) or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapter Markers 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:34 - Opening Clip: Treat Me Like A Black Man 00:07:10 - Rest In Peace Hard Rock Nick 00:14:26 - Christina's Latest Creation 00:17:49 - The Mommies Want A Charo OF 00:22:22 - Clip: Russian Fart Streamer 00:22:52 - Fancy Chef Update 00:31:12 - Clip: Drive-Thru Prank 00:35:33 - Petting Zoo Story 00:40:14 - Clip: White Big Word 00:48:04 - Dad Stuff With Sam Tripoli 00:53:45 - New Jersey Drones & Surveillance States 01:02:41 - Clip: All Terrain Accident 01:03:13 - Spiritual Conspiracies & Tom Hanks 01:10:50 - Clip: Wind Knocked Outta Ya 01:11:42 - Crazy Japanese Game Shows 01:14:17 - Clip: Splits Machine 01:14:43 - Mr. Hands 01:22:45 - Clip: BMX Hard Landing 01:23:55 - Showing Sam The Opening Clip 01:26:28 - Would You Rather? 01:32:20 - Clip: Loving Couple 01:33:53 - Closing Song - "The Big Words" by Kurtis Caramel Carbon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What interesting criminal story is shared at the start?
What's everybody. It's another episode of your mom's house. She's Christine. I'm Tim. And we're excited to share so much with you today. Um, it's a really action packed episode. There's so much. It is now January of 25, which is such an unusual thing to say.
I know, I didn't think I'd be alive this long.
We should have had hoverboards in 2015.
Dude, everything's so disappointing.
Flying cars.
When I was a little girl, I thought about the year 2000. Didn't it just blow your mind? And now you're like, oh, that's it?
It's 2025?
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Chapter 2: What tribute is paid to Hard Rock Nick?
Is that all there is?
What the fuck? There's just electric cars?
Well, these are pretty cool.
Phones are cool.
The phones are, they crush. And then you can get a chip in your head and stuff. You want to do that?
Yeah, I want to do that.
What are you going to get it for? I don't know. Like, it'd be cool to turn on your car with just your brain thoughts. Yeah. Or the radio. Or like, not even the radio.
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Chapter 3: What is Christina's latest creative work about?
Remember I used to make fun of Cousin Brian? He was like, there should be a thing where if you're listening to something on the radio, you can just have your phone and then it would send you a message. And I used to be like, that's a fucking idiot. And then the first time I saw Shazam, I was like, that's his idea. He didn't know how to execute it, but all those things are coming.
He had smart thoughts. What do you want more than anything? What do you want? Yeah. I want a car, well, a car does drive itself, that Tesla. Definitely flying, flying for me. Flying car.
Flying stuff, anything flying, which you can, you can go fly something, but just so it's more accessible, easier.
Chapter 4: What fan submissions are discussed regarding Charo?
Oh, I know what I want, transport beams. Yeah. Like in Star Trek?
Yeah, I mean, that's essentially the highest version of flying.
That's all I want, is to be able to go somewhere, boom, like that, without getting on a plane. Yeah, you can get a helichopter. I don't want a helichopter, that's how cool.
Oh, stop.
That is how Kobe Ryan died.
Not really.
You didn't hear that?
No, he's not gone. He's dead. No, I do. I know. But that was just, that was the arrogance of a pilot. You know? That really wasn't, it's not the helichopter's fault.
I blame the helichopter.
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Chapter 5: What conspiracies does Sam Tripoli discuss?
So he had pepper spray and a knife.
He's like, I was defending myself. And you guys are treating me like a black man. It's like, okay. So today I'm going to be a black man.
I do have to say that the marker is very distracting from anything else he has to say.
yeah it's a whole thing man well how did the judge react uh i mean the judge has to be like no you're totally you belong here for for double life what is you're out of your mind the judge doesn't really have anything here on the judge um that's terrible yeah i don't know yeah oh here's the judge
Y'all finished or y'all done?
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Chapter 6: How does mass surveillance affect our lives?
Chapter 7: What crazy Japanese game shows are mentioned?
The phones are, they crush. And then you can get a chip in your head and stuff. You want to do that?
Yeah, I want to do that.
What are you going to get it for? I don't know. Like, it'd be cool to turn on your car with just your brain thoughts. Yeah. Or the radio. Or like, not even the radio.
Remember I used to make fun of Cousin Brian? He was like, there should be a thing where if you're listening to something on the radio, you can just have your phone and then it would send you a message. And I used to be like, that's a fucking idiot. And then the first time I saw Shazam, I was like, that's his idea. He didn't know how to execute it, but all those things are coming.
He had smart thoughts. What do you want more than anything? What do you want? Yeah. I want a car, well, a car does drive itself, that Tesla. Definitely flying, flying for me. Flying car.
Flying stuff, anything flying, which you can, you can go fly something, but just so it's more accessible, easier.
Oh, I know what I want, transport beams. Yeah. Like in Star Trek?
Yeah, I mean, that's essentially the highest version of flying.
That's all I want, is to be able to go somewhere, boom, like that, without getting on a plane. Yeah, you can get a helichopter. I don't want a helichopter, that's how cool.
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Chapter 8: What funny moments happen at drive-thrus?
Oh, wow. It's pretty awesome. Jeez, it's heavy. That was heavy.
Mom Segura. Titsitski. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So today I'm going to be a black man.
This guy.
He is wielded in the court for those of you listening. He appears to be an Asian man or of Asian descent, maybe Hawaiian. He certainly has the accent. And the reason I say appears to be is because he's wearing shoe polish level like darkness on his face. He covered himself so darkly that you can't even tell what his features are. Tuesday, he is a Hawaiian man, it says here in the article.
He showed up in blackface to be sentenced for attempted murder. The man said he did so because the court was treating him like a black man. Mark Char of Oahu was sentenced to life in prison with the possibility of parole on Monday for second-degree attempted murder, plus six years to be served concurrently on convictions.
Of second and third degree assault, the charges stem from a 2016 road rage attack. Char appeared in the first court in Honolulu on Monday with his head completely covered with what appeared to be permanent black marker ink.
Oh, that took a long time to do.
Yeah, he liked that.
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