Sam Tripoli
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Well, he does that goddamn comedy jam.
Well, he does that goddamn comedy jam.
Well, he does that goddamn comedy jam.
He does music too, but that's a little different.
He does music too, but that's a little different.
He does music too, but that's a little different.
Yeah, if you were on the road and you had a middle act and the middle act was brought to you by the club, like they assigned a middle act and the middle act was doing music, you were fucked. You were fucked.
Yeah, if you were on the road and you had a middle act and the middle act was brought to you by the club, like they assigned a middle act and the middle act was doing music, you were fucked. You were fucked.
Yeah, if you were on the road and you had a middle act and the middle act was brought to you by the club, like they assigned a middle act and the middle act was doing music, you were fucked. You were fucked.
It's a totally different thing. But it's weird that that's not more popular because he used to be so effective. That's what I'm saying. It's like, why isn't there more of those acts like that out there? Because it was so effective.
It's a totally different thing. But it's weird that that's not more popular because he used to be so effective. That's what I'm saying. It's like, why isn't there more of those acts like that out there? Because it was so effective.
It's a totally different thing. But it's weird that that's not more popular because he used to be so effective. That's what I'm saying. It's like, why isn't there more of those acts like that out there? Because it was so effective.
I know, but why didn't the younger ones? How come no younger ones emerged? That's what's weird. It is kind of weird.
I know, but why didn't the younger ones? How come no younger ones emerged? That's what's weird. It is kind of weird.
I know, but why didn't the younger ones? How come no younger ones emerged? That's what's weird. It is kind of weird.
but that's it's a weird thing because they're just in the business of comedy unless you get like like brian dorfman and zany's he really loves comedy you know wendy from from comedy works in denver i'll try my wendy story i love one i don't know good story so you'll like it okay but my point is it's like well corey and rhode islands one of the best fucking nicest guys on the planet rhode islands yeah that one uh comedy connection
but that's it's a weird thing because they're just in the business of comedy unless you get like like brian dorfman and zany's he really loves comedy you know wendy from from comedy works in denver i'll try my wendy story i love one i don't know good story so you'll like it okay but my point is it's like well corey and rhode islands one of the best fucking nicest guys on the planet rhode islands yeah that one uh comedy connection
but that's it's a weird thing because they're just in the business of comedy unless you get like like brian dorfman and zany's he really loves comedy you know wendy from from comedy works in denver i'll try my wendy story i love one i don't know good story so you'll like it okay but my point is it's like well corey and rhode islands one of the best fucking nicest guys on the planet rhode islands yeah that one uh comedy connection
It is interesting. There's not a lot of just impressionists, right?
It is interesting. There's not a lot of just impressionists, right?
It is interesting. There's not a lot of just impressionists, right?
I think he does theater mostly.
I think he does theater mostly.
I think he does theater mostly.
Oh, yeah? Yeah. Okay, so it's next month. Do you know the dates? Yeah, I'll tell you right now. So tell everybody so they can go buy tickets. Bust out those glasses, Grandpa.
Oh, yeah? Yeah. Okay, so it's next month. Do you know the dates? Yeah, I'll tell you right now. So tell everybody so they can go buy tickets. Bust out those glasses, Grandpa.
Oh, yeah? Yeah. Okay, so it's next month. Do you know the dates? Yeah, I'll tell you right now. So tell everybody so they can go buy tickets. Bust out those glasses, Grandpa.
It looks like I'm seeing a double the size of your fucking... It looks like you got stung by a bee. Listen to...
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We go back and forth. You and Bill Burr go back and forth about Palestine for real?
We go back and forth. You and Bill Burr go back and forth about Palestine for real?
We go back and forth. You and Bill Burr go back and forth about Palestine for real?
When comedians get political and it's the point where they distance themselves with people that don't agree with them, that to me is hilarious. Hilarious in how stupid it is. Like, what are you doing? Yeah. What are you doing? Like, this is where you're going to fucking draw the line on some shit that barely affects your personal life? I've not.
When comedians get political and it's the point where they distance themselves with people that don't agree with them, that to me is hilarious. Hilarious in how stupid it is. Like, what are you doing? Yeah. What are you doing? Like, this is where you're going to fucking draw the line on some shit that barely affects your personal life? I've not.
When comedians get political and it's the point where they distance themselves with people that don't agree with them, that to me is hilarious. Hilarious in how stupid it is. Like, what are you doing? Yeah. What are you doing? Like, this is where you're going to fucking draw the line on some shit that barely affects your personal life? I've not.
Colin's amazing. There's a bunch of guys, and I think I put you in there too, that just never really promoted themselves on social media. So it's like, you're really good. Like even Attell. Attell, for the level of comedy that he is, he should be selling out stadiums every night. But he just doesn't promote himself at all. All he does is just, like, all of his following is just word of mouth.
Colin's amazing. There's a bunch of guys, and I think I put you in there too, that just never really promoted themselves on social media. So it's like, you're really good. Like even Attell. Attell, for the level of comedy that he is, he should be selling out stadiums every night. But he just doesn't promote himself at all. All he does is just, like, all of his following is just word of mouth.
Colin's amazing. There's a bunch of guys, and I think I put you in there too, that just never really promoted themselves on social media. So it's like, you're really good. Like even Attell. Attell, for the level of comedy that he is, he should be selling out stadiums every night. But he just doesn't promote himself at all. All he does is just, like, all of his following is just word of mouth.
And other comics saying how great he is. And, like, people who have seen him before, they'll come to see him again.
And other comics saying how great he is. And, like, people who have seen him before, they'll come to see him again.
And other comics saying how great he is. And, like, people who have seen him before, they'll come to see him again.
If you want to play it, I will. No, we don't have to do that. Let's wrap this up. So you're going to be at the mothership. What are the dates again? June what?
If you want to play it, I will. No, we don't have to do that. Let's wrap this up. So you're going to be at the mothership. What are the dates again? June what?
If you want to play it, I will. No, we don't have to do that. Let's wrap this up. So you're going to be at the mothership. What are the dates again? June what?
We're going to take pictures of you with your shirt off. So prepare for that. Get ready.
We're going to take pictures of you with your shirt off. So prepare for that. Get ready.
We're going to take pictures of you with your shirt off. So prepare for that. Get ready.
Get yourself in shape. Tomorrow, I'm going to bring you to Wastewell, get you on the peptides and get your blood work and find out what the fuck's going on with your shoulder and shoot you up with stem cells.
Get yourself in shape. Tomorrow, I'm going to bring you to Wastewell, get you on the peptides and get your blood work and find out what the fuck's going on with your shoulder and shoot you up with stem cells.
Get yourself in shape. Tomorrow, I'm going to bring you to Wastewell, get you on the peptides and get your blood work and find out what the fuck's going on with your shoulder and shoot you up with stem cells.
There it is. Look at you. It was anonymous.
There it is. Look at you. It was anonymous.
There it is. Look at you. It was anonymous.
You look like a dangerous man. You look dangerous.
You look like a dangerous man. You look dangerous.
You look like a dangerous man. You look dangerous.
Okay. We're going to wrap this up. We don't need to play a trailer.
Okay. We're going to wrap this up. We don't need to play a trailer.
Okay. We're going to wrap this up. We don't need to play a trailer.
You're funny. I was doing it for you. No. I don't care about me. For you, I'm going to not do it. It's better.
You're funny. I was doing it for you. No. I don't care about me. For you, I'm going to not do it. It's better.
You're funny. I was doing it for you. No. I don't care about me. For you, I'm going to not do it. It's better.
Come to the club tomorrow, too. We'll hang out. You got any sets tomorrow? No. All right, come to the club. Do Bottom of the Barrel, too. What's that? There's a whiskey barrel on stage with notes in it from the audience. You pull them out, and you just riff. Oh, really? Yeah, you'll love it. It's so much fun. It's like a premise factory.
Come to the club tomorrow, too. We'll hang out. You got any sets tomorrow? No. All right, come to the club. Do Bottom of the Barrel, too. What's that? There's a whiskey barrel on stage with notes in it from the audience. You pull them out, and you just riff. Oh, really? Yeah, you'll love it. It's so much fun. It's like a premise factory.
Come to the club tomorrow, too. We'll hang out. You got any sets tomorrow? No. All right, come to the club. Do Bottom of the Barrel, too. What's that? There's a whiskey barrel on stage with notes in it from the audience. You pull them out, and you just riff. Oh, really? Yeah, you'll love it. It's so much fun. It's like a premise factory.
As soon as we wrap, I'll set it up as soon as we get it done here.
As soon as we wrap, I'll set it up as soon as we get it done here.
As soon as we wrap, I'll set it up as soon as we get it done here.
Rich Voss, ladies and gentlemen. Bye, everybody.
Rich Voss, ladies and gentlemen. Bye, everybody.
Rich Voss, ladies and gentlemen. Bye, everybody.
He fixed the whole thing up, the whole camera system. It's a great club. It was always a great club. Plus, there's not a lot in Rhode Island, so when you go there, people are so happy to see you. Yeah.
He fixed the whole thing up, the whole camera system. It's a great club. It was always a great club. Plus, there's not a lot in Rhode Island, so when you go there, people are so happy to see you. Yeah.
He fixed the whole thing up, the whole camera system. It's a great club. It was always a great club. Plus, there's not a lot in Rhode Island, so when you go there, people are so happy to see you. Yeah.
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Yeah, you're puffing on tobacco.
Yeah, you're puffing on tobacco.
Yeah, you're puffing on tobacco.
So it sounds like you're doing exactly what you want to do. Yes. So what the fuck's the problem?
So it sounds like you're doing exactly what you want to do. Yes. So what the fuck's the problem?
So it sounds like you're doing exactly what you want to do. Yes. So what the fuck's the problem?
You're never totally satisfied, Rich Voss.
You're never totally satisfied, Rich Voss.
You're never totally satisfied, Rich Voss.
You made money? Yeah, last year. I got to say, slots on your phone sounds like the dumbest fucking idea. Because there is no way it's not fixed.
You made money? Yeah, last year. I got to say, slots on your phone sounds like the dumbest fucking idea. Because there is no way it's not fixed.
You made money? Yeah, last year. I got to say, slots on your phone sounds like the dumbest fucking idea. Because there is no way it's not fixed.
You know what drives me fucking crazy when I hear that someone hits the slots and they won't give out? They won't give the money? Because there was an error with the machine. That's bullshit. I've heard that many times. Like, fuck your error. Give that guy his money.
You know what drives me fucking crazy when I hear that someone hits the slots and they won't give out? They won't give the money? Because there was an error with the machine. That's bullshit. I've heard that many times. Like, fuck your error. Give that guy his money.
You know what drives me fucking crazy when I hear that someone hits the slots and they won't give out? They won't give the money? Because there was an error with the machine. That's bullshit. I've heard that many times. Like, fuck your error. Give that guy his money.
Yeah, well, that's how they get you. Yeah.
Yeah, well, that's how they get you. Yeah.
Yeah, well, that's how they get you. Yeah.
I have a friend who's very wealthy and is a fucking degenerate gamble. Dana White from the UFC?
I have a friend who's very wealthy and is a fucking degenerate gamble. Dana White from the UFC?
I have a friend who's very wealthy and is a fucking degenerate gamble. Dana White from the UFC?
Degenerate. He's a nut. I was just reading an article about Hunter Campbell, who's a financial officer. Was like trying to talk to him just saying you made like you're killing me like why are you doing this?
Degenerate. He's a nut. I was just reading an article about Hunter Campbell, who's a financial officer. Was like trying to talk to him just saying you made like you're killing me like why are you doing this?
Degenerate. He's a nut. I was just reading an article about Hunter Campbell, who's a financial officer. Was like trying to talk to him just saying you made like you're killing me like why are you doing this?
I go... How does she ask that question? She knows you. Yeah, I know. She should know you can't. She's fucking with you. She knows you can't. She should say good for you.
I go... How does she ask that question? She knows you. Yeah, I know. She should know you can't. She's fucking with you. She knows you can't. She should say good for you.
I go... How does she ask that question? She knows you. Yeah, I know. She should know you can't. She's fucking with you. She knows you can't. She should say good for you.
Dude, you're fucking dripping with diamonds, sir. What's going on? The road's been good to you. Look at you.
Dude, you're fucking dripping with diamonds, sir. What's going on? The road's been good to you. Look at you.
Dude, you're fucking dripping with diamonds, sir. What's going on? The road's been good to you. Look at you.
I knew you when you were an addict. Yeah. But you cleaned up nice. You really did. You figured it out well. You really did. So she should know that.
I knew you when you were an addict. Yeah. But you cleaned up nice. You really did. You figured it out well. You really did. So she should know that.
I knew you when you were an addict. Yeah. But you cleaned up nice. You really did. You figured it out well. You really did. So she should know that.
That's what I'm trying to say. How about that, Bonnie? You know what? That's what I'm trying to say. You guys are one of the funniest couples of all time, though.
That's what I'm trying to say. How about that, Bonnie? You know what? That's what I'm trying to say. You guys are one of the funniest couples of all time, though.
That's what I'm trying to say. How about that, Bonnie? You know what? That's what I'm trying to say. You guys are one of the funniest couples of all time, though.
There's a few, like Christina Pazitsky and Tom Segura, Natasha Leggero, Moshe Kasher. There's a few. People say comics shouldn't date comics. Well, I don't know about that, because sometimes it fucking works really well.
There's a few, like Christina Pazitsky and Tom Segura, Natasha Leggero, Moshe Kasher. There's a few. People say comics shouldn't date comics. Well, I don't know about that, because sometimes it fucking works really well.
There's a few, like Christina Pazitsky and Tom Segura, Natasha Leggero, Moshe Kasher. There's a few. People say comics shouldn't date comics. Well, I don't know about that, because sometimes it fucking works really well.
They got to worry about fans. They got to worry about fans attacking them.
They got to worry about fans. They got to worry about fans attacking them.
They got to worry about fans. They got to worry about fans attacking them.
You guys are very funny. It's like, you know, I was using it as an example because comics will say all the time, don't date comics. And I'm like, I don't know about that. I don't know about that because, like, why not? I don't think you should never date. Although I stopped dating Italians when I was 21. Oh, yeah? Yeah. The last one swung at me. I was like, I'm done. I'm sorry.
You guys are very funny. It's like, you know, I was using it as an example because comics will say all the time, don't date comics. And I'm like, I don't know about that. I don't know about that because, like, why not? I don't think you should never date. Although I stopped dating Italians when I was 21. Oh, yeah? Yeah. The last one swung at me. I was like, I'm done. I'm sorry.
You guys are very funny. It's like, you know, I was using it as an example because comics will say all the time, don't date comics. And I'm like, I don't know about that. I don't know about that because, like, why not? I don't think you should never date. Although I stopped dating Italians when I was 21. Oh, yeah? Yeah. The last one swung at me. I was like, I'm done. I'm sorry.
Well, I only dated her. As she was swinging, I was like, I can't believe she's swinging at me. That's hilarious. Like, while this was happening, her arm was pulling back. It was coming towards my face like, I can't fucking believe this is happening.
Well, I only dated her. As she was swinging, I was like, I can't believe she's swinging at me. That's hilarious. Like, while this was happening, her arm was pulling back. It was coming towards my face like, I can't fucking believe this is happening.
Well, I only dated her. As she was swinging, I was like, I can't believe she's swinging at me. That's hilarious. Like, while this was happening, her arm was pulling back. It was coming towards my face like, I can't fucking believe this is happening.
Well, also, like, you probably, well, the thing about Jewish women, the stereotype is that they're very controlling. You know, it's like how the mom is. It's like you take that role of, like, the mom of the house, then your wife becomes your mom. That's the stereotype.
Well, also, like, you probably, well, the thing about Jewish women, the stereotype is that they're very controlling. You know, it's like how the mom is. It's like you take that role of, like, the mom of the house, then your wife becomes your mom. That's the stereotype.
Well, also, like, you probably, well, the thing about Jewish women, the stereotype is that they're very controlling. You know, it's like how the mom is. It's like you take that role of, like, the mom of the house, then your wife becomes your mom. That's the stereotype.
I'm not saying it's always that way.
I'm not saying it's always that way.
I'm not saying it's always that way.
Yeah, but it doesn't have to be. It doesn't have to be. It could be, but it doesn't, like these hard, fast rules, they don't work. It all completely depends on the individual. I mean, how different are comics? Yes. Like how different are you to Shane Gillis? How different am I to Ari Shaffir? Like we're all different. Even though we're all real good friends, we're all, there's no hard rules. No.
Yeah, but it doesn't have to be. It doesn't have to be. It could be, but it doesn't, like these hard, fast rules, they don't work. It all completely depends on the individual. I mean, how different are comics? Yes. Like how different are you to Shane Gillis? How different am I to Ari Shaffir? Like we're all different. Even though we're all real good friends, we're all, there's no hard rules. No.
Yeah, but it doesn't have to be. It doesn't have to be. It could be, but it doesn't, like these hard, fast rules, they don't work. It all completely depends on the individual. I mean, how different are comics? Yes. Like how different are you to Shane Gillis? How different am I to Ari Shaffir? Like we're all different. Even though we're all real good friends, we're all, there's no hard rules. No.
You were already clean by then?
You were already clean by then?
You were already clean by then?
And people should know what prom shows are. So New York has a very weird thing where they take kids from like Staten Island and Brooklyn and they bring them in in fucking buses to Dangerfields. And the show would run from like 7 p.m. till 5 in the morning. No break. No break. Just you would go one show, and you'd get paid by the show. It was good money.
And people should know what prom shows are. So New York has a very weird thing where they take kids from like Staten Island and Brooklyn and they bring them in in fucking buses to Dangerfields. And the show would run from like 7 p.m. till 5 in the morning. No break. No break. Just you would go one show, and you'd get paid by the show. It was good money.
And people should know what prom shows are. So New York has a very weird thing where they take kids from like Staten Island and Brooklyn and they bring them in in fucking buses to Dangerfields. And the show would run from like 7 p.m. till 5 in the morning. No break. No break. Just you would go one show, and you'd get paid by the show. It was good money.
I forget what it was, but it was like you get paid. You can make a couple grand in a night if you did the whole night. So you would do stand-up from 7 p.m.
I forget what it was, but it was like you get paid. You can make a couple grand in a night if you did the whole night. So you would do stand-up from 7 p.m.
I forget what it was, but it was like you get paid. You can make a couple grand in a night if you did the whole night. So you would do stand-up from 7 p.m.
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You never went back to drugs?
You never went back to drugs?
You never went back to drugs?
That's incredible. You have one fall off, and you're like, I'm done.
That's incredible. You have one fall off, and you're like, I'm done.
That's incredible. You have one fall off, and you're like, I'm done.
I did when I was young. Yeah, I figured that out when I was younger. This is stupid. And when the impulse comes, which it does, I go, this is stupid. I talk to myself. I just coach myself. You've got to have another voice in your head. Most people have one voice in their head, and that voice is like, we should go get hired. We should do this. You have to have a second voice.
I did when I was young. Yeah, I figured that out when I was younger. This is stupid. And when the impulse comes, which it does, I go, this is stupid. I talk to myself. I just coach myself. You've got to have another voice in your head. Most people have one voice in their head, and that voice is like, we should go get hired. We should do this. You have to have a second voice.
I did when I was young. Yeah, I figured that out when I was younger. This is stupid. And when the impulse comes, which it does, I go, this is stupid. I talk to myself. I just coach myself. You've got to have another voice in your head. Most people have one voice in their head, and that voice is like, we should go get hired. We should do this. You have to have a second voice.
And the second voice is like, what advice would I give me? And the advice I would give me is, like, you're wasting your time arguing in the shower with someone who doesn't even – they don't even know you're arguing with them.
And the second voice is like, what advice would I give me? And the advice I would give me is, like, you're wasting your time arguing in the shower with someone who doesn't even – they don't even know you're arguing with them.
And the second voice is like, what advice would I give me? And the advice I would give me is, like, you're wasting your time arguing in the shower with someone who doesn't even – they don't even know you're arguing with them.
You're not even there. You're, like, replaying it out in your head so you could have had a better thing to say to them.
You're not even there. You're, like, replaying it out in your head so you could have had a better thing to say to them.
You're not even there. You're, like, replaying it out in your head so you could have had a better thing to say to them.
So in this business... Do you think you put something in your mind to make all these things kind of fall short? Have you ever thought of that? Well, that's what my wife says. Yeah.
So in this business... Do you think you put something in your mind to make all these things kind of fall short? Have you ever thought of that? Well, that's what my wife says. Yeah.
So in this business... Do you think you put something in your mind to make all these things kind of fall short? Have you ever thought of that? Well, that's what my wife says. Yeah.
The anti-Semitism in this country is weird because it popped up like it was hiding. You know, after October 7th, it popped up like it was hiding. Like, what? Where? Has this been here the whole time? It was weird. And I think there's a lot of it on Twitter and these places that I think is not human beings and that inspires human beings to get bold. I think there's a lot of it that's bots.
The anti-Semitism in this country is weird because it popped up like it was hiding. You know, after October 7th, it popped up like it was hiding. Like, what? Where? Has this been here the whole time? It was weird. And I think there's a lot of it on Twitter and these places that I think is not human beings and that inspires human beings to get bold. I think there's a lot of it that's bots.
The anti-Semitism in this country is weird because it popped up like it was hiding. You know, after October 7th, it popped up like it was hiding. Like, what? Where? Has this been here the whole time? It was weird. And I think there's a lot of it on Twitter and these places that I think is not human beings and that inspires human beings to get bold. I think there's a lot of it that's bots.
There's a lot of it that's bots. I see these. When someone says something outrageous on Twitter, I'll go to the account and see, like, what.
There's a lot of it that's bots. I see these. When someone says something outrageous on Twitter, I'll go to the account and see, like, what.
There's a lot of it that's bots. I see these. When someone says something outrageous on Twitter, I'll go to the account and see, like, what.
what they're doing and what and sometimes I go oh this isn't a person like you you can figure it out after like a couple of pages like this is not an actual person this is a person that jumps onto every controversial subject and says something insightful they do it over and over again and you see it with abortion you see it with immigration you see with voting you see with the rigged elections like
what they're doing and what and sometimes I go oh this isn't a person like you you can figure it out after like a couple of pages like this is not an actual person this is a person that jumps onto every controversial subject and says something insightful they do it over and over again and you see it with abortion you see it with immigration you see with voting you see with the rigged elections like
what they're doing and what and sometimes I go oh this isn't a person like you you can figure it out after like a couple of pages like this is not an actual person this is a person that jumps onto every controversial subject and says something insightful they do it over and over again and you see it with abortion you see it with immigration you see with voting you see with the rigged elections like
Do you ever thought that like maybe the way you interface with the world is like your expectations are tempered like in a way where you almost want to fail because it's more comforting that it happened again rather than this new thing of success, which is going to force you to really focus and work harder to get more success. And it's a lot of pressure.
Do you ever thought that like maybe the way you interface with the world is like your expectations are tempered like in a way where you almost want to fail because it's more comforting that it happened again rather than this new thing of success, which is going to force you to really focus and work harder to get more success. And it's a lot of pressure.
Do you ever thought that like maybe the way you interface with the world is like your expectations are tempered like in a way where you almost want to fail because it's more comforting that it happened again rather than this new thing of success, which is going to force you to really focus and work harder to get more success. And it's a lot of pressure.
There was an FBI analyst who took a look at Twitter before the purchase and he said, I think it's as much as 80% bots. I think we're getting played as a civilization back and forth. I think we're getting – I think so many people are vulnerable to like following a narrative.
There was an FBI analyst who took a look at Twitter before the purchase and he said, I think it's as much as 80% bots. I think we're getting played as a civilization back and forth. I think we're getting – I think so many people are vulnerable to like following a narrative.
There was an FBI analyst who took a look at Twitter before the purchase and he said, I think it's as much as 80% bots. I think we're getting played as a civilization back and forth. I think we're getting – I think so many people are vulnerable to like following a narrative.
Right, but that's the difference between an audience and the internet is you don't have to engage with the nuts.
Right, but that's the difference between an audience and the internet is you don't have to engage with the nuts.
Right, but that's the difference between an audience and the internet is you don't have to engage with the nuts.
Well, a lot of that stuff is funded.
Well, a lot of that stuff is funded.
Well, a lot of that stuff is funded.
Whoever's doing it, most certainly there's funding and organization involved. These aren't organic protests that just pop up.
Whoever's doing it, most certainly there's funding and organization involved. These aren't organic protests that just pop up.
Whoever's doing it, most certainly there's funding and organization involved. These aren't organic protests that just pop up.
Everybody wants to think they are because some people join organically. They hop in, but... It's not. These are all being organized.
Everybody wants to think they are because some people join organically. They hop in, but... It's not. These are all being organized.
Everybody wants to think they are because some people join organically. They hop in, but... It's not. These are all being organized.
Including the anti-Elon protests, including like, you know, the end to oligarchy rallies that they have with AOC and Bernie Sanders. All this shit is getting – it's all getting funded and astroturfed and they're bussing people in. They're manufacturing a movement.
Including the anti-Elon protests, including like, you know, the end to oligarchy rallies that they have with AOC and Bernie Sanders. All this shit is getting – it's all getting funded and astroturfed and they're bussing people in. They're manufacturing a movement.
Including the anti-Elon protests, including like, you know, the end to oligarchy rallies that they have with AOC and Bernie Sanders. All this shit is getting – it's all getting funded and astroturfed and they're bussing people in. They're manufacturing a movement.
And then you think about all the times you fucked up before, and you don't want to hear no again. You don't want to hear it, but you feel like it's coming, and you almost make it come.
And then you think about all the times you fucked up before, and you don't want to hear no again. You don't want to hear it, but you feel like it's coming, and you almost make it come.
And then you think about all the times you fucked up before, and you don't want to hear no again. You don't want to hear it, but you feel like it's coming, and you almost make it come.
You think about it as a people.
You think about it as a people.
You think about it as a people.
That was crazy where people were upset that people wanted people to bring the hostages home. These hostages, some of them were aid workers. Some of them were people that lived there so they could help people in Gaza. The whole thing is so crazy. But I wonder how did they get turned that way? Or were they, like what I said, like they were in hiding? There was like anti-Semitism.
That was crazy where people were upset that people wanted people to bring the hostages home. These hostages, some of them were aid workers. Some of them were people that lived there so they could help people in Gaza. The whole thing is so crazy. But I wonder how did they get turned that way? Or were they, like what I said, like they were in hiding? There was like anti-Semitism.
That was crazy where people were upset that people wanted people to bring the hostages home. These hostages, some of them were aid workers. Some of them were people that lived there so they could help people in Gaza. The whole thing is so crazy. But I wonder how did they get turned that way? Or were they, like what I said, like they were in hiding? There was like anti-Semitism.
As a person who's not a Jew, I would hear about all the anti-Semitism. Like, yeah, there's always going to be some. But maybe everyone's exaggerating. But then when this, after October 7th, it was just like, oh, Jesus. Fucking everywhere. What's your background? Irish? Italian. Yeah, mostly. One quarter Irish.
As a person who's not a Jew, I would hear about all the anti-Semitism. Like, yeah, there's always going to be some. But maybe everyone's exaggerating. But then when this, after October 7th, it was just like, oh, Jesus. Fucking everywhere. What's your background? Irish? Italian. Yeah, mostly. One quarter Irish.
As a person who's not a Jew, I would hear about all the anti-Semitism. Like, yeah, there's always going to be some. But maybe everyone's exaggerating. But then when this, after October 7th, it was just like, oh, Jesus. Fucking everywhere. What's your background? Irish? Italian. Yeah, mostly. One quarter Irish.
A little. Whatever you want. I don't care. Do whatever you want. I'm joking around. But, yeah, no, I understand. And I think that's also one of the things that people like. My wife should keep away. Go ahead. When people get angry about Jews is because they think that Jews always stick together. And they like Jews above all else. And then it's like, fuck those people.
A little. Whatever you want. I don't care. Do whatever you want. I'm joking around. But, yeah, no, I understand. And I think that's also one of the things that people like. My wife should keep away. Go ahead. When people get angry about Jews is because they think that Jews always stick together. And they like Jews above all else. And then it's like, fuck those people.
A little. Whatever you want. I don't care. Do whatever you want. I'm joking around. But, yeah, no, I understand. And I think that's also one of the things that people like. My wife should keep away. Go ahead. When people get angry about Jews is because they think that Jews always stick together. And they like Jews above all else. And then it's like, fuck those people.
You know, there's like that walled garden approach, you know.
You know, there's like that walled garden approach, you know.
You know, there's like that walled garden approach, you know.
You got a manila envelope like you're in fucking court. Look at this.
You got a manila envelope like you're in fucking court. Look at this.
You got a manila envelope like you're in fucking court. Look at this.
Did you bring graphs? What's that first page? Is that a photo of Israel? What is it? You got a map? You brought maps? He brought maps for me.
Did you bring graphs? What's that first page? Is that a photo of Israel? What is it? You got a map? You brought maps? He brought maps for me.
Did you bring graphs? What's that first page? Is that a photo of Israel? What is it? You got a map? You brought maps? He brought maps for me.
Not a good spot to be if you're a Jew. They should have probably moved to a different spot. It's like, you know, you know what I mean?
Not a good spot to be if you're a Jew. They should have probably moved to a different spot. It's like, you know, you know what I mean?
Not a good spot to be if you're a Jew. They should have probably moved to a different spot. It's like, you know, you know what I mean?
If you're a black guy and you move into a KKK neighborhood, that's like, you're going to have problems.
If you're a black guy and you move into a KKK neighborhood, that's like, you're going to have problems.
If you're a black guy and you move into a KKK neighborhood, that's like, you're going to have problems.
It's not just that they're surrounded, but they're surrounded by everyone. It's enormous countries.
It's not just that they're surrounded, but they're surrounded by everyone. It's enormous countries.
It's not just that they're surrounded, but they're surrounded by everyone. It's enormous countries.
It's interesting. You go down Saudi Arabia, the end of it, you forget. Oh, it's Ethiopia's right there.
It's interesting. You go down Saudi Arabia, the end of it, you forget. Oh, it's Ethiopia's right there.
It's interesting. You go down Saudi Arabia, the end of it, you forget. Oh, it's Ethiopia's right there.
Okay, but the drone footage isn't coming from Hamas. The drone footage is real. Like if you cover like Gaza with a drone, there's nothing left. It's pretty nuts.
Okay, but the drone footage isn't coming from Hamas. The drone footage is real. Like if you cover like Gaza with a drone, there's nothing left. It's pretty nuts.
Okay, but the drone footage isn't coming from Hamas. The drone footage is real. Like if you cover like Gaza with a drone, there's nothing left. It's pretty nuts.
Part of the problem with Israel and Palestine, and I've sat down and thought about this conflict. Not that I'm an expert either. But it's almost insurmountable. And then now, after October 7th with all the bombings and when they leveled Gaza, it's like, how do you fix this? It's like there's no – you've created –
Part of the problem with Israel and Palestine, and I've sat down and thought about this conflict. Not that I'm an expert either. But it's almost insurmountable. And then now, after October 7th with all the bombings and when they leveled Gaza, it's like, how do you fix this? It's like there's no – you've created –
Part of the problem with Israel and Palestine, and I've sat down and thought about this conflict. Not that I'm an expert either. But it's almost insurmountable. And then now, after October 7th with all the bombings and when they leveled Gaza, it's like, how do you fix this? It's like there's no – you've created –
Whatever the numbers are, whether it's 70,000 people or 20,000 people that have been killed that are innocents, you've created so many more potential terrorists because so many of the children of those people and the brothers and sisters and relatives of those people. So it's like reinforced this desire to fight against Israel. But we... You know, and you could squash that.
Whatever the numbers are, whether it's 70,000 people or 20,000 people that have been killed that are innocents, you've created so many more potential terrorists because so many of the children of those people and the brothers and sisters and relatives of those people. So it's like reinforced this desire to fight against Israel. But we... You know, and you could squash that.
Whatever the numbers are, whether it's 70,000 people or 20,000 people that have been killed that are innocents, you've created so many more potential terrorists because so many of the children of those people and the brothers and sisters and relatives of those people. So it's like reinforced this desire to fight against Israel. But we... You know, and you could squash that.
You could just keep pounding them down until there's nothing left, which is what it seems that they're doing. And I understand it from a tactical perspective, I guess.
You could just keep pounding them down until there's nothing left, which is what it seems that they're doing. And I understand it from a tactical perspective, I guess.
You could just keep pounding them down until there's nothing left, which is what it seems that they're doing. And I understand it from a tactical perspective, I guess.
They certainly did for a long while. I had friends who'd go to Japan in the 70s and they said you could feel the hatred.
They certainly did for a long while. I had friends who'd go to Japan in the 70s and they said you could feel the hatred.
They certainly did for a long while. I had friends who'd go to Japan in the 70s and they said you could feel the hatred.
But it's a totally, completely different generation. So you think future generations will think about Israel the same way we think about Japan? Or Japan thinks about us?
But it's a totally, completely different generation. So you think future generations will think about Israel the same way we think about Japan? Or Japan thinks about us?
But it's a totally, completely different generation. So you think future generations will think about Israel the same way we think about Japan? Or Japan thinks about us?
Well, it's also before Israel was founded, you got to go back to how they were being persecuted in Europe. It was insane. There's this guy, Daryl Cooper, who's a lightning rod for controversy, unfortunately, but he's got an amazing podcast. He's got this series called Fear and Loathing in the New Jerusalem. And it starts out with the Jews being persecuted in Europe.
Well, it's also before Israel was founded, you got to go back to how they were being persecuted in Europe. It was insane. There's this guy, Daryl Cooper, who's a lightning rod for controversy, unfortunately, but he's got an amazing podcast. He's got this series called Fear and Loathing in the New Jerusalem. And it starts out with the Jews being persecuted in Europe.
Well, it's also before Israel was founded, you got to go back to how they were being persecuted in Europe. It was insane. There's this guy, Daryl Cooper, who's a lightning rod for controversy, unfortunately, but he's got an amazing podcast. He's got this series called Fear and Loathing in the New Jerusalem. And it starts out with the Jews being persecuted in Europe.
And he takes you through what it would have been like for those people. And the gangs of people roaming down the streets, raping women, beating men to death in the streets. And it's so crazy because it's real. It happened. And it was these people's neighbors. And this was why they got so many people to move to Israel in the first place. Because when they said, look, we're setting up
And he takes you through what it would have been like for those people. And the gangs of people roaming down the streets, raping women, beating men to death in the streets. And it's so crazy because it's real. It happened. And it was these people's neighbors. And this was why they got so many people to move to Israel in the first place. Because when they said, look, we're setting up
And he takes you through what it would have been like for those people. And the gangs of people roaming down the streets, raping women, beating men to death in the streets. And it's so crazy because it's real. It happened. And it was these people's neighbors. And this was why they got so many people to move to Israel in the first place. Because when they said, look, we're setting up
state for for just for Jews from all these Eastern European Jews are like okay we're in and they moved I mean you know and then yeah and they've also been there since Christ I mean they've been in Israel even before that right a couple weeks but I think it predates I mean doesn't it predate Jesus yeah
state for for just for Jews from all these Eastern European Jews are like okay we're in and they moved I mean you know and then yeah and they've also been there since Christ I mean they've been in Israel even before that right a couple weeks but I think it predates I mean doesn't it predate Jesus yeah
state for for just for Jews from all these Eastern European Jews are like okay we're in and they moved I mean you know and then yeah and they've also been there since Christ I mean they've been in Israel even before that right a couple weeks but I think it predates I mean doesn't it predate Jesus yeah
Let's find out. Let's find out since we can. What is the earliest? When did Jews first settle the land that's now known as Israel? It was Judea back then, right? What was it called? What was it initially called? Miami.
Let's find out. Let's find out since we can. What is the earliest? When did Jews first settle the land that's now known as Israel? It was Judea back then, right? What was it called? What was it initially called? Miami.
Let's find out. Let's find out since we can. What is the earliest? When did Jews first settle the land that's now known as Israel? It was Judea back then, right? What was it called? What was it initially called? Miami.
But also, this is like, you know, this is one of the reasons why this area is so contentious is because Christians really believe that when Jesus comes back, that's where he's going to come.
But also, this is like, you know, this is one of the reasons why this area is so contentious is because Christians really believe that when Jesus comes back, that's where he's going to come.
But also, this is like, you know, this is one of the reasons why this area is so contentious is because Christians really believe that when Jesus comes back, that's where he's going to come.
He's going to come back to Jerusalem. I'm like, are you fucking sure?
He's going to come back to Jerusalem. I'm like, are you fucking sure?
He's going to come back to Jerusalem. I'm like, are you fucking sure?
There we go. Jews have been a history in the land of Israel, their presence dating back to the second millennial BCE. Okay, settling in the area around 1250 BCE. So that predates Jesus by 1250 years. It's funny they call it before current era. Like current era is not 2,000 years ago. Just say before Jesus, you motherfuckers.
There we go. Jews have been a history in the land of Israel, their presence dating back to the second millennial BCE. Okay, settling in the area around 1250 BCE. So that predates Jesus by 1250 years. It's funny they call it before current era. Like current era is not 2,000 years ago. Just say before Jesus, you motherfuckers.
There we go. Jews have been a history in the land of Israel, their presence dating back to the second millennial BCE. Okay, settling in the area around 1250 BCE. So that predates Jesus by 1250 years. It's funny they call it before current era. Like current era is not 2,000 years ago. Just say before Jesus, you motherfuckers.
Second millennial BCE, the Israelites, considered to be the ancestors of the Jewish people, emerged as an outgrowth of the southern Canaanites. The Israelites entered Canaan in 1250 BCE, settling the hill country in the south. 10th century BCE, two Israelite kingdoms, northern kingdom of Israel and the southern kingdom of Judea emerged – or Judah, rather, emerged –
Second millennial BCE, the Israelites, considered to be the ancestors of the Jewish people, emerged as an outgrowth of the southern Canaanites. The Israelites entered Canaan in 1250 BCE, settling the hill country in the south. 10th century BCE, two Israelite kingdoms, northern kingdom of Israel and the southern kingdom of Judea emerged – or Judah, rather, emerged –
Second millennial BCE, the Israelites, considered to be the ancestors of the Jewish people, emerged as an outgrowth of the southern Canaanites. The Israelites entered Canaan in 1250 BCE, settling the hill country in the south. 10th century BCE, two Israelite kingdoms, northern kingdom of Israel and the southern kingdom of Judea emerged – or Judah, rather, emerged –
The kingdom of Israel was conquered by the Neo-Assyrian Empire in 722 BCE. And in 586 BCE, the kingdom of Judah was conquered by the Neo-Babylonian Empire. 538 BCE, the Persian Cyrus the Great ended the Babylonian exile and the Jews returned to their homeland. So they've been there since 538 BCE, started in 1250 BCE. So they were there before anybody.
The kingdom of Israel was conquered by the Neo-Assyrian Empire in 722 BCE. And in 586 BCE, the kingdom of Judah was conquered by the Neo-Babylonian Empire. 538 BCE, the Persian Cyrus the Great ended the Babylonian exile and the Jews returned to their homeland. So they've been there since 538 BCE, started in 1250 BCE. So they were there before anybody.
The kingdom of Israel was conquered by the Neo-Assyrian Empire in 722 BCE. And in 586 BCE, the kingdom of Judah was conquered by the Neo-Babylonian Empire. 538 BCE, the Persian Cyrus the Great ended the Babylonian exile and the Jews returned to their homeland. So they've been there since 538 BCE, started in 1250 BCE. So they were there before anybody.
Yeah, the Romans destroyed the second temple of Jerusalem in 70 current era leading to the Jewish diaspora Wow crazy fucking history of controversy in that one place 48 the state of Israel was established many Holocaust survivors welcomed it as a homeland Yeah, 48 and since then they've been at war and so they started settling another wave of Jews started coming in 1904 from 1904 to 1914
Yeah, the Romans destroyed the second temple of Jerusalem in 70 current era leading to the Jewish diaspora Wow crazy fucking history of controversy in that one place 48 the state of Israel was established many Holocaust survivors welcomed it as a homeland Yeah, 48 and since then they've been at war and so they started settling another wave of Jews started coming in 1904 from 1904 to 1914
Yeah, the Romans destroyed the second temple of Jerusalem in 70 current era leading to the Jewish diaspora Wow crazy fucking history of controversy in that one place 48 the state of Israel was established many Holocaust survivors welcomed it as a homeland Yeah, 48 and since then they've been at war and so they started settling another wave of Jews started coming in 1904 from 1904 to 1914
So, 538 BCE. Yeah, but the problem is we're Palestinians there. They don't even have a country. If you've got people that are right next to you that don't even have a country, what do they do if they're ruled by Hamas? How do they fight back? They are protesting in the streets now.
So, 538 BCE. Yeah, but the problem is we're Palestinians there. They don't even have a country. If you've got people that are right next to you that don't even have a country, what do they do if they're ruled by Hamas? How do they fight back? They are protesting in the streets now.
So, 538 BCE. Yeah, but the problem is we're Palestinians there. They don't even have a country. If you've got people that are right next to you that don't even have a country, what do they do if they're ruled by Hamas? How do they fight back? They are protesting in the streets now.
The big protest? I just saw that. Thousands and thousands of courageous people protesting in the street. They're like, we don't want any more of this. Stop.
The big protest? I just saw that. Thousands and thousands of courageous people protesting in the street. They're like, we don't want any more of this. Stop.
The big protest? I just saw that. Thousands and thousands of courageous people protesting in the street. They're like, we don't want any more of this. Stop.
There's a lot of controversy about Assad in Syria. There's a lot of controversy about what actually happened and why we were backing the rebels. We essentially backed ISIS, which is crazy. We backed al-Qaeda, which is just nuts.
There's a lot of controversy about Assad in Syria. There's a lot of controversy about what actually happened and why we were backing the rebels. We essentially backed ISIS, which is crazy. We backed al-Qaeda, which is just nuts.
There's a lot of controversy about Assad in Syria. There's a lot of controversy about what actually happened and why we were backing the rebels. We essentially backed ISIS, which is crazy. We backed al-Qaeda, which is just nuts.
You know what's really fucked? Before Iran became a religious state... Women were like wearing miniskirts. They were hot. It was like there was freedom everywhere. People were like chilling. It seemed almost like Europe. Probably like a resort vacation. Like they were beautiful. Oh, they were gorgeous women. Persian women have incredible genes.
You know what's really fucked? Before Iran became a religious state... Women were like wearing miniskirts. They were hot. It was like there was freedom everywhere. People were like chilling. It seemed almost like Europe. Probably like a resort vacation. Like they were beautiful. Oh, they were gorgeous women. Persian women have incredible genes.
You know what's really fucked? Before Iran became a religious state... Women were like wearing miniskirts. They were hot. It was like there was freedom everywhere. People were like chilling. It seemed almost like Europe. Probably like a resort vacation. Like they were beautiful. Oh, they were gorgeous women. Persian women have incredible genes.
It's like you look at those photos from like see if you can find some photos of Iran like early 1970s. I was seeing some things on it this morning, actually, on the way over here, or before I left my house. It's so hard to imagine that a place that had a democratically elected leader was kind of almost European. And then now...
It's like you look at those photos from like see if you can find some photos of Iran like early 1970s. I was seeing some things on it this morning, actually, on the way over here, or before I left my house. It's so hard to imagine that a place that had a democratically elected leader was kind of almost European. And then now...
It's like you look at those photos from like see if you can find some photos of Iran like early 1970s. I was seeing some things on it this morning, actually, on the way over here, or before I left my house. It's so hard to imagine that a place that had a democratically elected leader was kind of almost European. And then now...
Now it's just a full religious state, and anybody who protests against the government gets assassinated. They assassinated an Olympic gold medalist wrestler because he was perceived to be protesting. I don't even know if he actually protested. It was like some things that you post online. Like if women take off their headscarves, they can get killed. But why?
Now it's just a full religious state, and anybody who protests against the government gets assassinated. They assassinated an Olympic gold medalist wrestler because he was perceived to be protesting. I don't even know if he actually protested. It was like some things that you post online. Like if women take off their headscarves, they can get killed. But why?
Now it's just a full religious state, and anybody who protests against the government gets assassinated. They assassinated an Olympic gold medalist wrestler because he was perceived to be protesting. I don't even know if he actually protested. It was like some things that you post online. Like if women take off their headscarves, they can get killed. But why?
I don't get- It's crazy that a country can fall like that.
I don't get- It's crazy that a country can fall like that.
I don't get- It's crazy that a country can fall like that.
I don't get it. Because they just do the new thing. What's the new thing? Is it climate change? Why am I yelling? Climate change? Okay, climate change. Do black lives matter? Okay, black lives matter. It's all it is. There's a lot of people out there that are just retarded. And those are the people that you see getting bused into these rallies.
I don't get it. Because they just do the new thing. What's the new thing? Is it climate change? Why am I yelling? Climate change? Okay, climate change. Do black lives matter? Okay, black lives matter. It's all it is. There's a lot of people out there that are just retarded. And those are the people that you see getting bused into these rallies.
I don't get it. Because they just do the new thing. What's the new thing? Is it climate change? Why am I yelling? Climate change? Okay, climate change. Do black lives matter? Okay, black lives matter. It's all it is. There's a lot of people out there that are just retarded. And those are the people that you see getting bused into these rallies.
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And there's just a lot of dopes that you could get to agree with almost anything. And there's gay people for Hamas, believe it or not. Trans people for Hamas. It's fucking...
And there's just a lot of dopes that you could get to agree with almost anything. And there's gay people for Hamas, believe it or not. Trans people for Hamas. It's fucking...
And there's just a lot of dopes that you could get to agree with almost anything. And there's gay people for Hamas, believe it or not. Trans people for Hamas. It's fucking...
It's hard to tell how many of them are real because there's a few people that troll online and they'll pretend I'm a trans woman, but I'm also a Muslim. Like, okay. They will throw you off a fucking roof, bitch.
It's hard to tell how many of them are real because there's a few people that troll online and they'll pretend I'm a trans woman, but I'm also a Muslim. Like, okay. They will throw you off a fucking roof, bitch.
It's hard to tell how many of them are real because there's a few people that troll online and they'll pretend I'm a trans woman, but I'm also a Muslim. Like, okay. They will throw you off a fucking roof, bitch.
There's no roofs left. There's a couple high points. It's just hard to get to them.
There's no roofs left. There's a couple high points. It's just hard to get to them.
There's no roofs left. There's a couple high points. It's just hard to get to them.
Look at this. Iran for the 1970s. Look, girls in miniskirts looking hot. That looks like... Europe. Look at this. Girls sitting in front of a car. Cute little outfit on. She'd be fucking killed doing that now. Yeah. Look at the beaches in Iran in the 1970s. Isn't that fucking crazy? No litter. Look at these. God damn. Look at the tits on that one. Hot. One lady, though, that was the future.
Look at this. Iran for the 1970s. Look, girls in miniskirts looking hot. That looks like... Europe. Look at this. Girls sitting in front of a car. Cute little outfit on. She'd be fucking killed doing that now. Yeah. Look at the beaches in Iran in the 1970s. Isn't that fucking crazy? No litter. Look at these. God damn. Look at the tits on that one. Hot. One lady, though, that was the future.
Look at this. Iran for the 1970s. Look, girls in miniskirts looking hot. That looks like... Europe. Look at this. Girls sitting in front of a car. Cute little outfit on. She'd be fucking killed doing that now. Yeah. Look at the beaches in Iran in the 1970s. Isn't that fucking crazy? No litter. Look at these. God damn. Look at the tits on that one. Hot. One lady, though, that was the future.
The future's in the lower right corner, covered up like Yoda. It's crazy. It's crazy. That's what happened to that place. Like, look at these people hanging out, being free. 1979 is when it all went to shit. And they call it the revolution, but I think it was U.S. back, son.
The future's in the lower right corner, covered up like Yoda. It's crazy. It's crazy. That's what happened to that place. Like, look at these people hanging out, being free. 1979 is when it all went to shit. And they call it the revolution, but I think it was U.S. back, son.
The future's in the lower right corner, covered up like Yoda. It's crazy. It's crazy. That's what happened to that place. Like, look at these people hanging out, being free. 1979 is when it all went to shit. And they call it the revolution, but I think it was U.S. back, son.
I think you should take off the masks, period. I don't believe in a society where people walk around with their faces covered. I think there's... It's too dangerous. It's a public safety issue. It's too hard to identify criminals. It's too hard to identify someone who commits a crime.
I think you should take off the masks, period. I don't believe in a society where people walk around with their faces covered. I think there's... It's too dangerous. It's a public safety issue. It's too hard to identify criminals. It's too hard to identify someone who commits a crime.
I think you should take off the masks, period. I don't believe in a society where people walk around with their faces covered. I think there's... It's too dangerous. It's a public safety issue. It's too hard to identify criminals. It's too hard to identify someone who commits a crime.
But there also wasn't facial recognition software and cameras in the sky. It was like, you know, there's a lot of considerations.
But there also wasn't facial recognition software and cameras in the sky. It was like, you know, there's a lot of considerations.
But there also wasn't facial recognition software and cameras in the sky. It was like, you know, there's a lot of considerations.
Well, they're certainly doing a lot of things they shouldn't be allowed to do, like disrupting classes and screaming at professors. Yes. And it's organized.
Well, they're certainly doing a lot of things they shouldn't be allowed to do, like disrupting classes and screaming at professors. Yes. And it's organized.
Well, they're certainly doing a lot of things they shouldn't be allowed to do, like disrupting classes and screaming at professors. Yes. And it's organized.
It is a good point though, but it's like when you have people that are bitter enemies like this, like these kind of conflicts take thousands of years to work through. And in the case of Israel, it is thousands of years old. It's-
It is a good point though, but it's like when you have people that are bitter enemies like this, like these kind of conflicts take thousands of years to work through. And in the case of Israel, it is thousands of years old. It's-
It is a good point though, but it's like when you have people that are bitter enemies like this, like these kind of conflicts take thousands of years to work through. And in the case of Israel, it is thousands of years old. It's-
They have concealed carry on college campuses here. You know, it's so— Yeah, this is a different place.
They have concealed carry on college campuses here. You know, it's so— Yeah, this is a different place.
They have concealed carry on college campuses here. You know, it's so— Yeah, this is a different place.
This is what America, like, is supposed to be in a lot of ways. You know, it's supposed to be a lot more free, less laws. But, you know, there's a lot of laws here that are kind of crazy. You know, the abortion thing, the six-week thing. Most women don't even know they're pregnant that quickly.
This is what America, like, is supposed to be in a lot of ways. You know, it's supposed to be a lot more free, less laws. But, you know, there's a lot of laws here that are kind of crazy. You know, the abortion thing, the six-week thing. Most women don't even know they're pregnant that quickly.
This is what America, like, is supposed to be in a lot of ways. You know, it's supposed to be a lot more free, less laws. But, you know, there's a lot of laws here that are kind of crazy. You know, the abortion thing, the six-week thing. Most women don't even know they're pregnant that quickly.
Well, people love controlling people, though. They really do. Which is why, you know, those climate protests drove me fucking crazy. Where they would protest for climate change by blocking the highway. Those fucking idiots. All they want to do is control people. That's what they want to do. You're not changing anyone's mind. No, not at all. Holding a flag in the middle of the highway.
Well, people love controlling people, though. They really do. Which is why, you know, those climate protests drove me fucking crazy. Where they would protest for climate change by blocking the highway. Those fucking idiots. All they want to do is control people. That's what they want to do. You're not changing anyone's mind. No, not at all. Holding a flag in the middle of the highway.
Well, people love controlling people, though. They really do. Which is why, you know, those climate protests drove me fucking crazy. Where they would protest for climate change by blocking the highway. Those fucking idiots. All they want to do is control people. That's what they want to do. You're not changing anyone's mind. No, not at all. Holding a flag in the middle of the highway.
You're just pissing people off. But you're controlling people by stopping traffic. And that's what people like to do. They like to control people.
You're just pissing people off. But you're controlling people by stopping traffic. And that's what people like to do. They like to control people.
You're just pissing people off. But you're controlling people by stopping traffic. And that's what people like to do. They like to control people.
It's crazy. You see what they did at the Porsche dealership? They glued themselves to the floor and the Porsche dealership, they just shut the lights off and left them in there. Really?
It's crazy. You see what they did at the Porsche dealership? They glued themselves to the floor and the Porsche dealership, they just shut the lights off and left them in there. Really?
It's crazy. You see what they did at the Porsche dealership? They glued themselves to the floor and the Porsche dealership, they just shut the lights off and left them in there. Really?
They came back the next day.
They came back the next day.
They came back the next day.
They glued their hands to the floor like that they're going to stop everything and they were like, okay, good. We'll just shut the doors. Shut the doors, leave them in there to shit themselves.
They glued their hands to the floor like that they're going to stop everything and they were like, okay, good. We'll just shut the doors. Shut the doors, leave them in there to shit themselves.
They glued their hands to the floor like that they're going to stop everything and they were like, okay, good. We'll just shut the doors. Shut the doors, leave them in there to shit themselves.
They're only doing it because they know it'll get attention. That's all it is. It's usually a bunch of very privileged, rich kids, white kids, that come from a family that has a lot of wealth and to rebel against their parents or probably fucking investment bankers or something. They decide they're going to fight climate change, man. They don't even understand what they're fighting.
They're only doing it because they know it'll get attention. That's all it is. It's usually a bunch of very privileged, rich kids, white kids, that come from a family that has a lot of wealth and to rebel against their parents or probably fucking investment bankers or something. They decide they're going to fight climate change, man. They don't even understand what they're fighting.
They're only doing it because they know it'll get attention. That's all it is. It's usually a bunch of very privileged, rich kids, white kids, that come from a family that has a lot of wealth and to rebel against their parents or probably fucking investment bankers or something. They decide they're going to fight climate change, man. They don't even understand what they're fighting.
They don't understand the science. They don't. It's complex. It's multilayered and nuanced. And there's a lot of propaganda that's attached to what they call the green agenda. Because the green agenda, like all things that are big and public, is profitable.
They don't understand the science. They don't. It's complex. It's multilayered and nuanced. And there's a lot of propaganda that's attached to what they call the green agenda. Because the green agenda, like all things that are big and public, is profitable.
They don't understand the science. They don't. It's complex. It's multilayered and nuanced. And there's a lot of propaganda that's attached to what they call the green agenda. Because the green agenda, like all things that are big and public, is profitable.
They have a bunch of companies that if they can get these laws pushed forward, they can have industries that emerge and their industry can benefit from all these laws. And so they'll fund protests. They'll get people to do things. But it's all 4D chess. There's all these multiple layers of things happening.
They have a bunch of companies that if they can get these laws pushed forward, they can have industries that emerge and their industry can benefit from all these laws. And so they'll fund protests. They'll get people to do things. But it's all 4D chess. There's all these multiple layers of things happening.
They have a bunch of companies that if they can get these laws pushed forward, they can have industries that emerge and their industry can benefit from all these laws. And so they'll fund protests. They'll get people to do things. But it's all 4D chess. There's all these multiple layers of things happening.
And then there's the inconvenient actual climate data that the Washington Post printed that showed that over the last 50 million years, we're in a decline. The Earth is in a cooling period. And the Earth's never, like, you probably know this, but for people who don't, there's never been a static temperature on Earth. It's always gone up and down wildly. It's unpredictable. It has multiple factors.
And then there's the inconvenient actual climate data that the Washington Post printed that showed that over the last 50 million years, we're in a decline. The Earth is in a cooling period. And the Earth's never, like, you probably know this, but for people who don't, there's never been a static temperature on Earth. It's always gone up and down wildly. It's unpredictable. It has multiple factors.
And then there's the inconvenient actual climate data that the Washington Post printed that showed that over the last 50 million years, we're in a decline. The Earth is in a cooling period. And the Earth's never, like, you probably know this, but for people who don't, there's never been a static temperature on Earth. It's always gone up and down wildly. It's unpredictable. It has multiple factors.
Carbon is probably one of them, but it's not the big one. It's not all of it There's solar activity. That's you can't control at all solar flares happen and some of them happen They've happened in the early 1800s. They blew out all the fucking Morse code system What was like though? There was a big solar flare in the 1800s that was See if you can find that.
Carbon is probably one of them, but it's not the big one. It's not all of it There's solar activity. That's you can't control at all solar flares happen and some of them happen They've happened in the early 1800s. They blew out all the fucking Morse code system What was like though? There was a big solar flare in the 1800s that was See if you can find that.
Carbon is probably one of them, but it's not the big one. It's not all of it There's solar activity. That's you can't control at all solar flares happen and some of them happen They've happened in the early 1800s. They blew out all the fucking Morse code system What was like though? There was a big solar flare in the 1800s that was See if you can find that.
But they could blow out the power grid, easy. Kill all the satellites, easy. What carbon is is food for plants. It's the dumbest fucking thing to protest against. Pollution is a giant issue. Yeah, do we have an impact on the weather? I'm sure we do. We have an impact on fucking everything. But CO2, net zero, all this shit, this is nonsense. Carrington event.
But they could blow out the power grid, easy. Kill all the satellites, easy. What carbon is is food for plants. It's the dumbest fucking thing to protest against. Pollution is a giant issue. Yeah, do we have an impact on the weather? I'm sure we do. We have an impact on fucking everything. But CO2, net zero, all this shit, this is nonsense. Carrington event.
But they could blow out the power grid, easy. Kill all the satellites, easy. What carbon is is food for plants. It's the dumbest fucking thing to protest against. Pollution is a giant issue. Yeah, do we have an impact on the weather? I'm sure we do. We have an impact on fucking everything. But CO2, net zero, all this shit, this is nonsense. Carrington event.
Most intense geomagnetic storm recorded history peaking on 1 to 2 September 1859 during a solar cycle tent created strong auroral displays that reported globally and caused sparking and even fires in telegraph stations. The geomagnetic storm was most likely the result of a coronal mass ejection from the sun colliding with Earth's magnetosphere. So if we have some of those
Most intense geomagnetic storm recorded history peaking on 1 to 2 September 1859 during a solar cycle tent created strong auroral displays that reported globally and caused sparking and even fires in telegraph stations. The geomagnetic storm was most likely the result of a coronal mass ejection from the sun colliding with Earth's magnetosphere. So if we have some of those
Most intense geomagnetic storm recorded history peaking on 1 to 2 September 1859 during a solar cycle tent created strong auroral displays that reported globally and caused sparking and even fires in telegraph stations. The geomagnetic storm was most likely the result of a coronal mass ejection from the sun colliding with Earth's magnetosphere. So if we have some of those
In the future, it could do anything. Let's see. A geomagnetic storm of this magnitude occurring today has the potential to cause widespread electrical disruptions, blackouts, and damage to the electrical power grid. We've got real problems. Real problems. And you're not going to solve it with electric cars. You're just not. You're not going to solve it with windmills.
In the future, it could do anything. Let's see. A geomagnetic storm of this magnitude occurring today has the potential to cause widespread electrical disruptions, blackouts, and damage to the electrical power grid. We've got real problems. Real problems. And you're not going to solve it with electric cars. You're just not. You're not going to solve it with windmills.
In the future, it could do anything. Let's see. A geomagnetic storm of this magnitude occurring today has the potential to cause widespread electrical disruptions, blackouts, and damage to the electrical power grid. We've got real problems. Real problems. And you're not going to solve it with electric cars. You're just not. You're not going to solve it with windmills.
Well, particularly when you look at the emissions that come from China. Yes. China is an enormous, enormous contributor to carbon emissions and not just carbon emissions but pollutants, particulates. They're not stopping. They built 200 new coal plants. They're not going to stop. No matter what we do, they're going to do what's best for China financially, period, end of discussion.
Well, particularly when you look at the emissions that come from China. Yes. China is an enormous, enormous contributor to carbon emissions and not just carbon emissions but pollutants, particulates. They're not stopping. They built 200 new coal plants. They're not going to stop. No matter what we do, they're going to do what's best for China financially, period, end of discussion.
Well, particularly when you look at the emissions that come from China. Yes. China is an enormous, enormous contributor to carbon emissions and not just carbon emissions but pollutants, particulates. They're not stopping. They built 200 new coal plants. They're not going to stop. No matter what we do, they're going to do what's best for China financially, period, end of discussion.
All these conversations they're having about net zero, go fuck yourself.
All these conversations they're having about net zero, go fuck yourself.
All these conversations they're having about net zero, go fuck yourself.
Maybe that's your calling. My vocabulary. My vocabulary.
Maybe that's your calling. My vocabulary. My vocabulary.
Maybe that's your calling. My vocabulary. My vocabulary.
Trump said the wildest shit about Gaza. We're going to turn it into the Mediterranean of the Middle East. What?
Trump said the wildest shit about Gaza. We're going to turn it into the Mediterranean of the Middle East. What?
Trump said the wildest shit about Gaza. We're going to turn it into the Mediterranean of the Middle East. What?
Well, they kept them there until Reagan was in office.
Well, they kept them there until Reagan was in office.
Well, they kept them there until Reagan was in office.
They kept them there until after the election. That was part of the deal. Yeah. Part of the deal was you release these folks after Reagan takes over so that Carter can get credit for it.
They kept them there until after the election. That was part of the deal. Yeah. Part of the deal was you release these folks after Reagan takes over so that Carter can get credit for it.
They kept them there until after the election. That was part of the deal. Yeah. Part of the deal was you release these folks after Reagan takes over so that Carter can get credit for it.
Imagine you're in there and you're like, Jesus Christ, I've got to be in here for four more months so this guy gets credit.
Imagine you're in there and you're like, Jesus Christ, I've got to be in here for four more months so this guy gets credit.
Imagine you're in there and you're like, Jesus Christ, I've got to be in here for four more months so this guy gets credit.
That's a crazy thing to say to someone who's a hostage.
That's a crazy thing to say to someone who's a hostage.
That's a crazy thing to say to someone who's a hostage.
That's a crazy thing to say. But they're bad. The problem with these 60 Minutes journalists is the same problem with what they did with the Kamala Harris interview, where they took a bumbling answer and edited it out and put an answer that she gave to something else in its place to make it look like she gave succinct answers. clear-cut answers. It's not really journalism.
That's a crazy thing to say. But they're bad. The problem with these 60 Minutes journalists is the same problem with what they did with the Kamala Harris interview, where they took a bumbling answer and edited it out and put an answer that she gave to something else in its place to make it look like she gave succinct answers. clear-cut answers. It's not really journalism.
That's a crazy thing to say. But they're bad. The problem with these 60 Minutes journalists is the same problem with what they did with the Kamala Harris interview, where they took a bumbling answer and edited it out and put an answer that she gave to something else in its place to make it look like she gave succinct answers. clear-cut answers. It's not really journalism.
They're not doing journalism. That's not a question you say to a hostage. When you're talking to a hostage, you want to find out what the experience was like in as... Compassion in a way as you can to talk to this person who's been through hell. You don't ask them, do you ever think that maybe they didn't feed you because they didn't have any food themselves? Well, here you go.
They're not doing journalism. That's not a question you say to a hostage. When you're talking to a hostage, you want to find out what the experience was like in as... Compassion in a way as you can to talk to this person who's been through hell. You don't ask them, do you ever think that maybe they didn't feed you because they didn't have any food themselves? Well, here you go.
They're not doing journalism. That's not a question you say to a hostage. When you're talking to a hostage, you want to find out what the experience was like in as... Compassion in a way as you can to talk to this person who's been through hell. You don't ask them, do you ever think that maybe they didn't feed you because they didn't have any food themselves? Well, here you go.
Look at what their face looks like. And look at the sunken in faces of the starving to death hostages. And, well, obviously they didn't give them any food. So shut up.
Look at what their face looks like. And look at the sunken in faces of the starving to death hostages. And, well, obviously they didn't give them any food. So shut up.
Look at what their face looks like. And look at the sunken in faces of the starving to death hostages. And, well, obviously they didn't give them any food. So shut up.
And it's a shitty business. It's not good at doing what it does. And it's all bought and paid for by pharmaceutical drug ads. And it's just not the news. It's not. You get some information that you can learn online. But it's not like the unbiased, this is what happened, this is what caused it, this is what's being done now. It's not that. It's like halfway, they're kind of almost activists.
And it's a shitty business. It's not good at doing what it does. And it's all bought and paid for by pharmaceutical drug ads. And it's just not the news. It's not. You get some information that you can learn online. But it's not like the unbiased, this is what happened, this is what caused it, this is what's being done now. It's not that. It's like halfway, they're kind of almost activists.
And it's a shitty business. It's not good at doing what it does. And it's all bought and paid for by pharmaceutical drug ads. And it's just not the news. It's not. You get some information that you can learn online. But it's not like the unbiased, this is what happened, this is what caused it, this is what's being done now. It's not that. It's like halfway, they're kind of almost activists.
It's way worse. It's way worse. The pharmaceutical drug companies are responsible for who knows how many deaths and injuries. Yeah, they do good too. Absolutely. Some pharmaceutical drugs are great, but you can't be on your high horse. You work for them. That's crazy. In any other business, they'd be in jail. They'd be in fucking jail.
It's way worse. It's way worse. The pharmaceutical drug companies are responsible for who knows how many deaths and injuries. Yeah, they do good too. Absolutely. Some pharmaceutical drugs are great, but you can't be on your high horse. You work for them. That's crazy. In any other business, they'd be in jail. They'd be in fucking jail.
It's way worse. It's way worse. The pharmaceutical drug companies are responsible for who knows how many deaths and injuries. Yeah, they do good too. Absolutely. Some pharmaceutical drugs are great, but you can't be on your high horse. You work for them. That's crazy. In any other business, they'd be in jail. They'd be in fucking jail.
If you lied about what your product does and it kills a bunch of people, you're in jail.
If you lied about what your product does and it kills a bunch of people, you're in jail.
If you lied about what your product does and it kills a bunch of people, you're in jail.
Yeah, we're going to get you some stem cells.
Yeah, we're going to get you some stem cells.
Yeah, we're going to get you some stem cells.
There's no one better. They're all very good. BPC-157 is called body protection compound 157. It's a peptide that helps heal soft tissue damage. So do stem cells. All those different things are good.
There's no one better. They're all very good. BPC-157 is called body protection compound 157. It's a peptide that helps heal soft tissue damage. So do stem cells. All those different things are good.
There's no one better. They're all very good. BPC-157 is called body protection compound 157. It's a peptide that helps heal soft tissue damage. So do stem cells. All those different things are good.
Oh, great. Did you do any exercises for it? Did you do any rehabs for it?
Oh, great. Did you do any exercises for it? Did you do any rehabs for it?
Oh, great. Did you do any exercises for it? Did you do any rehabs for it?
But exercises are always good, like bands, like band work, where you do these kind of things where you keep a towel pressed to your body so you're holding it in place and do these rotations with bands. All those things are good just to keep everything strong anyway. Do you do any of that stuff?
But exercises are always good, like bands, like band work, where you do these kind of things where you keep a towel pressed to your body so you're holding it in place and do these rotations with bands. All those things are good just to keep everything strong anyway. Do you do any of that stuff?
But exercises are always good, like bands, like band work, where you do these kind of things where you keep a towel pressed to your body so you're holding it in place and do these rotations with bands. All those things are good just to keep everything strong anyway. Do you do any of that stuff?
Do you ever hang from a chin-up bar? You ever do this?
Do you ever hang from a chin-up bar? You ever do this?
Do you ever hang from a chin-up bar? You ever do this?
Yeah, just to strengthen and to release some pressure in your shoulders.
Yeah, just to strengthen and to release some pressure in your shoulders.
Yeah, just to strengthen and to release some pressure in your shoulders.
No, I couldn't. It's good for shoulder health in general to hang from a chin-up bar. And if you can't hang, what you do is, like, get on a box or something that brings you to the height of the bar and just hang a little. Just get some weight on it until you can hang fully. I mean, look, I can... I could still play golf. I could swing like this. That's good. But this hurts. Totally fucked. Okay.
No, I couldn't. It's good for shoulder health in general to hang from a chin-up bar. And if you can't hang, what you do is, like, get on a box or something that brings you to the height of the bar and just hang a little. Just get some weight on it until you can hang fully. I mean, look, I can... I could still play golf. I could swing like this. That's good. But this hurts. Totally fucked. Okay.
No, I couldn't. It's good for shoulder health in general to hang from a chin-up bar. And if you can't hang, what you do is, like, get on a box or something that brings you to the height of the bar and just hang a little. Just get some weight on it until you can hang fully. I mean, look, I can... I could still play golf. I could swing like this. That's good. But this hurts. Totally fucked. Okay.
So when I went to the doctor... There's a lot of things you can do, rehabilitation things you can do that'll help you.
So when I went to the doctor... There's a lot of things you can do, rehabilitation things you can do that'll help you.
So when I went to the doctor... There's a lot of things you can do, rehabilitation things you can do that'll help you.
That's a good car. Bulletproof. Never going to break.
That's a good car. Bulletproof. Never going to break.
That's a good car. Bulletproof. Never going to break.
If you're 80 fucking years old and a woman, you can build muscle. I mean, I work out still.
If you're 80 fucking years old and a woman, you can build muscle. I mean, I work out still.
If you're 80 fucking years old and a woman, you can build muscle. I mean, I work out still.
Yeah, just you need to do exercises that rehabilitate your shoulder. Yeah. You can't just expect it to get better on its own. You're going to have to put it through some work to strengthen the muscles around it.
Yeah, just you need to do exercises that rehabilitate your shoulder. Yeah. You can't just expect it to get better on its own. You're going to have to put it through some work to strengthen the muscles around it.
Yeah, just you need to do exercises that rehabilitate your shoulder. Yeah. You can't just expect it to get better on its own. You're going to have to put it through some work to strengthen the muscles around it.
Okay, great. So we'll get you in tomorrow morning. No worries. Cool. Get you into Wastewell, and we'll set it up.
Okay, great. So we'll get you in tomorrow morning. No worries. Cool. Get you into Wastewell, and we'll set it up.
Okay, great. So we'll get you in tomorrow morning. No worries. Cool. Get you into Wastewell, and we'll set it up.
Oh, is that what they do? Yes.
Oh, is that what they do? Yes.
Oh, is that what they do? Yes.
That'd be phenomenal. Just like tough crowd.
That'd be phenomenal. Just like tough crowd.
That'd be phenomenal. Just like tough crowd.
You probably couldn't do it today unless you did it on the internet. But you could still do it on the internet. Like, Colin should really bring it back. I know. There's plenty of guys that could still do it.
You probably couldn't do it today unless you did it on the internet. But you could still do it on the internet. Like, Colin should really bring it back. I know. There's plenty of guys that could still do it.
You probably couldn't do it today unless you did it on the internet. But you could still do it on the internet. Like, Colin should really bring it back. I know. There's plenty of guys that could still do it.
We're there to have fun. Tough Crowd and Opie and Anthony were huge for comedy. Huge. Because Opie and Anthony, one of the things that they did that was brilliant is they just let us just go wild. Just be ourselves. They didn't really try to control it at all.
We're there to have fun. Tough Crowd and Opie and Anthony were huge for comedy. Huge. Because Opie and Anthony, one of the things that they did that was brilliant is they just let us just go wild. Just be ourselves. They didn't really try to control it at all.
We're there to have fun. Tough Crowd and Opie and Anthony were huge for comedy. Huge. Because Opie and Anthony, one of the things that they did that was brilliant is they just let us just go wild. Just be ourselves. They didn't really try to control it at all.
You know, Anthony would jump in with some funny shit, but the whole show was like, bring on a bunch of comics, have them talk a bunch of shit, give them the reins.
You know, Anthony would jump in with some funny shit, but the whole show was like, bring on a bunch of comics, have them talk a bunch of shit, give them the reins.
You know, Anthony would jump in with some funny shit, but the whole show was like, bring on a bunch of comics, have them talk a bunch of shit, give them the reins.
Marion Barry, the fucking- The mayor. The mayor of Washington, D.C. that got arrested for smoking crack. No, you were in there with him?
Marion Barry, the fucking- The mayor. The mayor of Washington, D.C. that got arrested for smoking crack. No, you were in there with him?
Marion Barry, the fucking- The mayor. The mayor of Washington, D.C. that got arrested for smoking crack. No, you were in there with him?
We grabbed him. We grabbed him. I thought you were in there. Norton was in there for sure. He was next door doing something and doing another interview. And he was in the hallway. And I think Opie said, Marion Barry's in the hallway right now. I'm like, let's go get him. And we got him. We brought him in. And I started asking him about crack. He's like, well, nobody knows what was in that pipe.
We grabbed him. We grabbed him. I thought you were in there. Norton was in there for sure. He was next door doing something and doing another interview. And he was in the hallway. And I think Opie said, Marion Barry's in the hallway right now. I'm like, let's go get him. And we got him. We brought him in. And I started asking him about crack. He's like, well, nobody knows what was in that pipe.
We grabbed him. We grabbed him. I thought you were in there. Norton was in there for sure. He was next door doing something and doing another interview. And he was in the hallway. And I think Opie said, Marion Barry's in the hallway right now. I'm like, let's go get him. And we got him. We brought him in. And I started asking him about crack. He's like, well, nobody knows what was in that pipe.
I'm like, well, you know. You know. You fucking know. What were you smoking that wasn't crack? That's almost crazier.
I'm like, well, you know. You know. You fucking know. What were you smoking that wasn't crack? That's almost crazier.
I'm like, well, you know. You know. You fucking know. What were you smoking that wasn't crack? That's almost crazier.
One of my favorites is when he was running for re-election, which he eventually won after going to jail. And they asked these people, do you have a problem with the fact that the mayor used to smoke crack? They interviewed this guy on the street. He goes, oh, everybody smoked a little crack every now and then. I was like, oh, this conversation's over.
One of my favorites is when he was running for re-election, which he eventually won after going to jail. And they asked these people, do you have a problem with the fact that the mayor used to smoke crack? They interviewed this guy on the street. He goes, oh, everybody smoked a little crack every now and then. I was like, oh, this conversation's over.
One of my favorites is when he was running for re-election, which he eventually won after going to jail. And they asked these people, do you have a problem with the fact that the mayor used to smoke crack? They interviewed this guy on the street. He goes, oh, everybody smoked a little crack every now and then. I was like, oh, this conversation's over.
Yeah, because I never went on it until it went to XM. I was never on it when they were on Terrestrial Radio, when they got kicked off Terrestrial Radio, and then they got on XM. And when they were on XM, it was wild. It was like the first time. It was like there was Howard, when Howard got on XM, or Sirius, I guess, at first, before they merged. And then the ONA show was on XM.
Yeah, because I never went on it until it went to XM. I was never on it when they were on Terrestrial Radio, when they got kicked off Terrestrial Radio, and then they got on XM. And when they were on XM, it was wild. It was like the first time. It was like there was Howard, when Howard got on XM, or Sirius, I guess, at first, before they merged. And then the ONA show was on XM.
Yeah, because I never went on it until it went to XM. I was never on it when they were on Terrestrial Radio, when they got kicked off Terrestrial Radio, and then they got on XM. And when they were on XM, it was wild. It was like the first time. It was like there was Howard, when Howard got on XM, or Sirius, I guess, at first, before they merged. And then the ONA show was on XM.
I'm like, this is fucking crazy. This is crazy. This is basically green room talk. Green room talk for the whole world.
I'm like, this is fucking crazy. This is crazy. This is basically green room talk. Green room talk for the whole world.
I'm like, this is fucking crazy. This is crazy. This is basically green room talk. Green room talk for the whole world.
Don't go wherever you want to go.
Don't go wherever you want to go.
Don't go wherever you want to go.
I'd like to hear you clarify it.
I'd like to hear you clarify it.
I'd like to hear you clarify it.
The idea of you getting a sitcom was so unlikely. It was always all so unlikely that when it failed, like if you went on an audition and it fucked up, you're like, eh. It wasn't going to happen anyway. You never thought this is going to be it.
The idea of you getting a sitcom was so unlikely. It was always all so unlikely that when it failed, like if you went on an audition and it fucked up, you're like, eh. It wasn't going to happen anyway. You never thought this is going to be it.
The idea of you getting a sitcom was so unlikely. It was always all so unlikely that when it failed, like if you went on an audition and it fucked up, you're like, eh. It wasn't going to happen anyway. You never thought this is going to be it.
And you're getting high. And I'm getting high.
And you're getting high. And I'm getting high.
And you're getting high. And I'm getting high.
If you're freaking out and you get high, ooh. Do you have to pee right now? No, why do you? Because you said you have to go to the bathroom. You were talking about your story then. Okay. Because I was, like, preparing to, like, cut it off and let you go to the bathroom.
If you're freaking out and you get high, ooh. Do you have to pee right now? No, why do you? Because you said you have to go to the bathroom. You were talking about your story then. Okay. Because I was, like, preparing to, like, cut it off and let you go to the bathroom.
If you're freaking out and you get high, ooh. Do you have to pee right now? No, why do you? Because you said you have to go to the bathroom. You were talking about your story then. Okay. Because I was, like, preparing to, like, cut it off and let you go to the bathroom.
My anxiety... Wait, what did it feel like? Yeah, when you say it overwhelmed you to the point you had to go to the hospital, was your heart beating?
My anxiety... Wait, what did it feel like? Yeah, when you say it overwhelmed you to the point you had to go to the hospital, was your heart beating?
My anxiety... Wait, what did it feel like? Yeah, when you say it overwhelmed you to the point you had to go to the hospital, was your heart beating?
Because that's not that long ago in human history.
Because that's not that long ago in human history.
Because that's not that long ago in human history.
Just like in the last 40 years, how much they've learned.
Just like in the last 40 years, how much they've learned.
Just like in the last 40 years, how much they've learned.
It's in real life. Yeah, it is real life. Stearns talked about that. He did a big dose of acid once, and he was fucked up for a long time. It'll fuck you up. There's a guy from Pink Floyd that disappeared. Oh, I hope it's fucking Roger Waters.
It's in real life. Yeah, it is real life. Stearns talked about that. He did a big dose of acid once, and he was fucked up for a long time. It'll fuck you up. There's a guy from Pink Floyd that disappeared. Oh, I hope it's fucking Roger Waters.
It's in real life. Yeah, it is real life. Stearns talked about that. He did a big dose of acid once, and he was fucked up for a long time. It'll fuck you up. There's a guy from Pink Floyd that disappeared. Oh, I hope it's fucking Roger Waters.
How dare you? What's his name again? Shine on you crazy diamond.
How dare you? What's his name again? Shine on you crazy diamond.
How dare you? What's his name again? Shine on you crazy diamond.
Yeah. It's not just one person. There's been a lot of people that had an acid trip and just never came back.
Yeah. It's not just one person. There's been a lot of people that had an acid trip and just never came back.
Yeah. It's not just one person. There's been a lot of people that had an acid trip and just never came back.
yeah that's it david gilmore so written by david gilmore but it's not it's about who was it about sid barrett that's right sid barrett did acid went crazy see right there departed from the band in 1968 after dealing with the mental health problems and substance abuse the story is he never came back it's crazy how that's the most that drug is so uncontrollable Well, also, what's the dose?
yeah that's it david gilmore so written by david gilmore but it's not it's about who was it about sid barrett that's right sid barrett did acid went crazy see right there departed from the band in 1968 after dealing with the mental health problems and substance abuse the story is he never came back it's crazy how that's the most that drug is so uncontrollable Well, also, what's the dose?
yeah that's it david gilmore so written by david gilmore but it's not it's about who was it about sid barrett that's right sid barrett did acid went crazy see right there departed from the band in 1968 after dealing with the mental health problems and substance abuse the story is he never came back it's crazy how that's the most that drug is so uncontrollable Well, also, what's the dose?
An effective dose is a droplet on your tongue, which is crazy.
An effective dose is a droplet on your tongue, which is crazy.
An effective dose is a droplet on your tongue, which is crazy.
Who's making that? They're not making it in the same labs where they're making Tylenol. They're making it in some fucking grateful deadhead's basement.
Who's making that? They're not making it in the same labs where they're making Tylenol. They're making it in some fucking grateful deadhead's basement.
Who's making that? They're not making it in the same labs where they're making Tylenol. They're making it in some fucking grateful deadhead's basement.
I mean, what you're calling anxiety is just nerves.
I mean, what you're calling anxiety is just nerves.
I mean, what you're calling anxiety is just nerves.
If you're doing something that's difficult or something that's important to you, you're going to have nerves. That's normal. It's healthy. That shows you're challenging yourself, which is one of the most important things you can do in life to stay vibrant. You have to challenge yourself.
If you're doing something that's difficult or something that's important to you, you're going to have nerves. That's normal. It's healthy. That shows you're challenging yourself, which is one of the most important things you can do in life to stay vibrant. You have to challenge yourself.
If you're doing something that's difficult or something that's important to you, you're going to have nerves. That's normal. It's healthy. That shows you're challenging yourself, which is one of the most important things you can do in life to stay vibrant. You have to challenge yourself.
No, not self-sabotaging. I don't think it's a self-sabotage thing. It's not understanding the energy that you're putting out there and being accustomed to a certain result. If you're accustomed to missing your playing pool, you're accustomed to missing the nine ball, you're going to miss that fucking nine ball every time.
No, not self-sabotaging. I don't think it's a self-sabotage thing. It's not understanding the energy that you're putting out there and being accustomed to a certain result. If you're accustomed to missing your playing pool, you're accustomed to missing the nine ball, you're going to miss that fucking nine ball every time.
No, not self-sabotaging. I don't think it's a self-sabotage thing. It's not understanding the energy that you're putting out there and being accustomed to a certain result. If you're accustomed to missing your playing pool, you're accustomed to missing the nine ball, you're going to miss that fucking nine ball every time.
But listen to what you just said. Both scariest moments of your career worked out great. Yes. They always... Yeah. So wouldn't that eventually build some confidence?
But listen to what you just said. Both scariest moments of your career worked out great. Yes. They always... Yeah. So wouldn't that eventually build some confidence?
But listen to what you just said. Both scariest moments of your career worked out great. Yes. They always... Yeah. So wouldn't that eventually build some confidence?
Same thing. You've got to... reset the way you think about things. And if there's something that's eating away at you, that bothers you, that occupies your thoughts, you have to figure out what that is and clean that up. That's a big part of the problem with a lot of people. A lot of the problem with a lot of people is maybe They don't like something about themselves.
Same thing. You've got to... reset the way you think about things. And if there's something that's eating away at you, that bothers you, that occupies your thoughts, you have to figure out what that is and clean that up. That's a big part of the problem with a lot of people. A lot of the problem with a lot of people is maybe They don't like something about themselves.
Same thing. You've got to... reset the way you think about things. And if there's something that's eating away at you, that bothers you, that occupies your thoughts, you have to figure out what that is and clean that up. That's a big part of the problem with a lot of people. A lot of the problem with a lot of people is maybe They don't like something about themselves.
Well, that was the culture. The culture of comic books was like constant busting balls. Constant busting balls.
Well, that was the culture. The culture of comic books was like constant busting balls. Constant busting balls.
Well, that was the culture. The culture of comic books was like constant busting balls. Constant busting balls.
There's nothing worse you could do for a comic than your friend sitting in the front row and stare at you.
There's nothing worse you could do for a comic than your friend sitting in the front row and stare at you.
There's nothing worse you could do for a comic than your friend sitting in the front row and stare at you.
It doesn't. It's just an industry way that they can celebrate each other, and then they put on a show, and the show generates money, and they make a bunch of money from the show, and then it becomes a thing they hold over your head. Maybe you can win a Grammy. Maybe you can win an Emmy. Maybe you can win this. You've got to be a part of the club. Like, look what happened to Chris.
It doesn't. It's just an industry way that they can celebrate each other, and then they put on a show, and the show generates money, and they make a bunch of money from the show, and then it becomes a thing they hold over your head. Maybe you can win a Grammy. Maybe you can win an Emmy. Maybe you can win this. You've got to be a part of the club. Like, look what happened to Chris.
It doesn't. It's just an industry way that they can celebrate each other, and then they put on a show, and the show generates money, and they make a bunch of money from the show, and then it becomes a thing they hold over your head. Maybe you can win a Grammy. Maybe you can win an Emmy. Maybe you can win this. You've got to be a part of the club. Like, look what happened to Chris.
He wanted to be a part of that group, doing the Oscars, and he gets smacked by Will Smith. They don't arrest him, and then 10 minutes later, or whatever it was, Will Smith's on stage receiving the Academy Award, and they give him a standing ovation. It's fucking insanity. That is Hollywood. That shows you what these people are. To want their love and their respect is pointless. It's so true.
He wanted to be a part of that group, doing the Oscars, and he gets smacked by Will Smith. They don't arrest him, and then 10 minutes later, or whatever it was, Will Smith's on stage receiving the Academy Award, and they give him a standing ovation. It's fucking insanity. That is Hollywood. That shows you what these people are. To want their love and their respect is pointless. It's so true.
He wanted to be a part of that group, doing the Oscars, and he gets smacked by Will Smith. They don't arrest him, and then 10 minutes later, or whatever it was, Will Smith's on stage receiving the Academy Award, and they give him a standing ovation. It's fucking insanity. That is Hollywood. That shows you what these people are. To want their love and their respect is pointless. It's so true.
They don't even know what they like. They like whatever everybody tells them to like. They don't understand what their support. It's just a bunch of people wanting to be a part of the group that's the in-group. Like, what do we have to do? What do we have to say? What do I have to agree with? That's all it is.
They don't even know what they like. They like whatever everybody tells them to like. They don't understand what their support. It's just a bunch of people wanting to be a part of the group that's the in-group. Like, what do we have to do? What do we have to say? What do I have to agree with? That's all it is.
They don't even know what they like. They like whatever everybody tells them to like. They don't understand what their support. It's just a bunch of people wanting to be a part of the group that's the in-group. Like, what do we have to do? What do we have to say? What do I have to agree with? That's all it is.
That poor guy. One move. He does one move. Now everybody remembers nothing but that forever. But what? Fuck I Am Legend. Fuck Ali. All those different things he did that were awesome. Nobody cares anymore. He's like, that's the guy that smacked Chris. Every day he's got to wake up in the morning and go, fuck. That one thing, fuck.
That poor guy. One move. He does one move. Now everybody remembers nothing but that forever. But what? Fuck I Am Legend. Fuck Ali. All those different things he did that were awesome. Nobody cares anymore. He's like, that's the guy that smacked Chris. Every day he's got to wake up in the morning and go, fuck. That one thing, fuck.
That poor guy. One move. He does one move. Now everybody remembers nothing but that forever. But what? Fuck I Am Legend. Fuck Ali. All those different things he did that were awesome. Nobody cares anymore. He's like, that's the guy that smacked Chris. Every day he's got to wake up in the morning and go, fuck. That one thing, fuck.
If he hadn't done that, if he just ate it, and by the way, not even bad jokes. G.I. Jane, that was a powerful movie. It was a great movie about a strong woman. It's not even really an insult. It was just silly. To smack a guy like that and then that's your thing forever? People are going to remember that?
If he hadn't done that, if he just ate it, and by the way, not even bad jokes. G.I. Jane, that was a powerful movie. It was a great movie about a strong woman. It's not even really an insult. It was just silly. To smack a guy like that and then that's your thing forever? People are going to remember that?
If he hadn't done that, if he just ate it, and by the way, not even bad jokes. G.I. Jane, that was a powerful movie. It was a great movie about a strong woman. It's not even really an insult. It was just silly. To smack a guy like that and then that's your thing forever? People are going to remember that?
Crazy blunders, you know? And that probably comes from not having anxiety, by the way. That comes from having too much confidence. Confidence.
Crazy blunders, you know? And that probably comes from not having anxiety, by the way. That comes from having too much confidence. Confidence.
Crazy blunders, you know? And that probably comes from not having anxiety, by the way. That comes from having too much confidence. Confidence.
Too much of a belief in yourself. Too much of a belief. Yes. In your own importance. That you can interrupt this entire enormous award show, the biggest award show in the industry. That you're set up to receive a fucking Academy Award in about an hour or whatever it was. You're going to go up there and smack a guy on TV? Why would you do that? Because he doesn't have that anxiety.
Too much of a belief in yourself. Too much of a belief. Yes. In your own importance. That you can interrupt this entire enormous award show, the biggest award show in the industry. That you're set up to receive a fucking Academy Award in about an hour or whatever it was. You're going to go up there and smack a guy on TV? Why would you do that? Because he doesn't have that anxiety.
Too much of a belief in yourself. Too much of a belief. Yes. In your own importance. That you can interrupt this entire enormous award show, the biggest award show in the industry. That you're set up to receive a fucking Academy Award in about an hour or whatever it was. You're going to go up there and smack a guy on TV? Why would you do that? Because he doesn't have that anxiety.
So your anxiety shields you from doing something like that.
So your anxiety shields you from doing something like that.
So your anxiety shields you from doing something like that.
The fear and the... Insecurity sometimes is good. Sometimes it's good for you. The lack of insecurity can be the worst thing.
The fear and the... Insecurity sometimes is good. Sometimes it's good for you. The lack of insecurity can be the worst thing.
The fear and the... Insecurity sometimes is good. Sometimes it's good for you. The lack of insecurity can be the worst thing.
What can he do other than run off the stage?
What can he do other than run off the stage?
What can he do other than run off the stage?
Which he probably should have just walked off after he got smacked. He tried to keep going.
Which he probably should have just walked off after he got smacked. He tried to keep going.
Which he probably should have just walked off after he got smacked. He tried to keep going.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, Tony went off on stage, like, right afterwards about it. Yeah. Tony's a different dude. But Chris, like, almost if it was anybody but Chris, you know? I mean, you can't do that to anybody else. If you did it to Kevin Hart, Kevin Hart would crack him. The whole thing is crazy. It was crazy. It didn't make any sense.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, Tony went off on stage, like, right afterwards about it. Yeah. Tony's a different dude. But Chris, like, almost if it was anybody but Chris, you know? I mean, you can't do that to anybody else. If you did it to Kevin Hart, Kevin Hart would crack him. The whole thing is crazy. It was crazy. It didn't make any sense.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, Tony went off on stage, like, right afterwards about it. Yeah. Tony's a different dude. But Chris, like, almost if it was anybody but Chris, you know? I mean, you can't do that to anybody else. If you did it to Kevin Hart, Kevin Hart would crack him. The whole thing is crazy. It was crazy. It didn't make any sense.
It's like the guy's in some sort of a very bizarre relationship with his wife. And, you know, whatever internal conflicts they have just manifested itself in a terrible decision that he made.
It's like the guy's in some sort of a very bizarre relationship with his wife. And, you know, whatever internal conflicts they have just manifested itself in a terrible decision that he made.
It's like the guy's in some sort of a very bizarre relationship with his wife. And, you know, whatever internal conflicts they have just manifested itself in a terrible decision that he made.
It's not that. It's just that success generally happens when you've got as many pieces as possible in order correctly. And failure generally happens when you're overwhelmed by too many things that are not working right. And your attention and your focus is on them. You're divided. You know, a lot of times you see it's like a terrible relationship.
It's not that. It's just that success generally happens when you've got as many pieces as possible in order correctly. And failure generally happens when you're overwhelmed by too many things that are not working right. And your attention and your focus is on them. You're divided. You know, a lot of times you see it's like a terrible relationship.
It's not that. It's just that success generally happens when you've got as many pieces as possible in order correctly. And failure generally happens when you're overwhelmed by too many things that are not working right. And your attention and your focus is on them. You're divided. You know, a lot of times you see it's like a terrible relationship.
Come on. But, you know, not being able to take a joke is one of the worst qualities that people can have. Do you take yourself so seriously when someone says something funny, you can't laugh as well? That's crazy. You're missing out on laughs. You're missing out on your own... Like you should have joy about someone making fun of you and you're great at that. You're great at that.
Come on. But, you know, not being able to take a joke is one of the worst qualities that people can have. Do you take yourself so seriously when someone says something funny, you can't laugh as well? That's crazy. You're missing out on laughs. You're missing out on your own... Like you should have joy about someone making fun of you and you're great at that. You're great at that.
Come on. But, you know, not being able to take a joke is one of the worst qualities that people can have. Do you take yourself so seriously when someone says something funny, you can't laugh as well? That's crazy. You're missing out on laughs. You're missing out on your own... Like you should have joy about someone making fun of you and you're great at that. You're great at that.
It's one of the best things about you on ONA is that when they would crack on you, you would laugh. It's so important.
It's one of the best things about you on ONA is that when they would crack on you, you would laugh. It's so important.
It's one of the best things about you on ONA is that when they would crack on you, you would laugh. It's so important.
Well, Kill Tony is one of the only places left where that kind of fucking with people is openly encouraged. That kind of fucking with people is like, I mean, and Tony's the best roaster on the fucking planet. He's quick.
Well, Kill Tony is one of the only places left where that kind of fucking with people is openly encouraged. That kind of fucking with people is like, I mean, and Tony's the best roaster on the fucking planet. He's quick.
Well, Kill Tony is one of the only places left where that kind of fucking with people is openly encouraged. That kind of fucking with people is like, I mean, and Tony's the best roaster on the fucking planet. He's quick.
He's so quick, you think he, just like Norton. He's so quick, you think he wrote it in advance.
He's so quick, you think he, just like Norton. He's so quick, you think he wrote it in advance.
He's so quick, you think he, just like Norton. He's so quick, you think he wrote it in advance.
And it's off the cuff. He does it all the time. He does it in the green room. He does it everywhere he goes.
And it's off the cuff. He does it all the time. He does it in the green room. He does it everywhere he goes.
And it's off the cuff. He does it all the time. He does it in the green room. He does it everywhere he goes.
Well, when you host a show like that too, you understand the rhythm of the show, the beats of it. And he's so good at letting other people shine. He's really good. He wants you to do well. He doesn't feel upstaged. If Shane comes on as Trump or when Kyle was doing... Kyle did RFK Jr. and he also did Elon Musk. And then... Who, Kyle Dunn again? Yes.
Well, when you host a show like that too, you understand the rhythm of the show, the beats of it. And he's so good at letting other people shine. He's really good. He wants you to do well. He doesn't feel upstaged. If Shane comes on as Trump or when Kyle was doing... Kyle did RFK Jr. and he also did Elon Musk. And then... Who, Kyle Dunn again? Yes.
Well, when you host a show like that too, you understand the rhythm of the show, the beats of it. And he's so good at letting other people shine. He's really good. He wants you to do well. He doesn't feel upstaged. If Shane comes on as Trump or when Kyle was doing... Kyle did RFK Jr. and he also did Elon Musk. And then... Who, Kyle Dunn again? Yes.
That guy is fucking brilliant. So good. He's so funny. He is so fucking funny.
That guy is fucking brilliant. So good. He's so funny. He is so fucking funny.
That guy is fucking brilliant. So good. He's so funny. He is so fucking funny.
And then you had Adam Ray who did Dr. Phil, which is fucking amazing. And Biden. It's crazy.
And then you had Adam Ray who did Dr. Phil, which is fucking amazing. And Biden. It's crazy.
And then you had Adam Ray who did Dr. Phil, which is fucking amazing. And Biden. It's crazy.
Well, the people that do suck. No one who does that is any good. What's that? No one who does that is any good. No one who's like, oh, I've got to do better than him. Yeah, it's stupid. You're missing out on the whole thing.
Well, the people that do suck. No one who does that is any good. What's that? No one who does that is any good. No one who's like, oh, I've got to do better than him. Yeah, it's stupid. You're missing out on the whole thing.
Well, the people that do suck. No one who does that is any good. What's that? No one who does that is any good. No one who's like, oh, I've got to do better than him. Yeah, it's stupid. You're missing out on the whole thing.
It's a show. It's whatever. Hey, I've got to piss. Let's come back.
It's a show. It's whatever. Hey, I've got to piss. Let's come back.
It's a show. It's whatever. Hey, I've got to piss. Let's come back.
You just can't lift heavy weights for a while. Oh, I'm not going to lift heavy weights. That's all it is. Just don't tear it apart while it's building back up. That's the whole idea. Don't aggravate it. Does that hurt when you do that? No. Then don't worry about it.
You just can't lift heavy weights for a while. Oh, I'm not going to lift heavy weights. That's all it is. Just don't tear it apart while it's building back up. That's the whole idea. Don't aggravate it. Does that hurt when you do that? No. Then don't worry about it.
You just can't lift heavy weights for a while. Oh, I'm not going to lift heavy weights. That's all it is. Just don't tear it apart while it's building back up. That's the whole idea. Don't aggravate it. Does that hurt when you do that? No. Then don't worry about it.
No. Well, you should be doing rehabilitation. You should have already. I'm looking at your shoulders right now. They look like they fall apart on their own. You've got to exercise. If you're having injuries with your shoulders and the muscles around them and people are telling you to strengthen them, you should listen to those people. They're right.
No. Well, you should be doing rehabilitation. You should have already. I'm looking at your shoulders right now. They look like they fall apart on their own. You've got to exercise. If you're having injuries with your shoulders and the muscles around them and people are telling you to strengthen them, you should listen to those people. They're right.
No. Well, you should be doing rehabilitation. You should have already. I'm looking at your shoulders right now. They look like they fall apart on their own. You've got to exercise. If you're having injuries with your shoulders and the muscles around them and people are telling you to strengthen them, you should listen to those people. They're right.
All of it would help. Oh. The more muscles you have around your shoulder, the better it is.
All of it would help. Oh. The more muscles you have around your shoulder, the better it is.
All of it would help. Oh. The more muscles you have around your shoulder, the better it is.
You can definitely heal soft tissue injuries without surgery. The real issue is when tendons are separated and they need to be re-put back in place and reconnected. That's the real issue.
You can definitely heal soft tissue injuries without surgery. The real issue is when tendons are separated and they need to be re-put back in place and reconnected. That's the real issue.
You can definitely heal soft tissue injuries without surgery. The real issue is when tendons are separated and they need to be re-put back in place and reconnected. That's the real issue.
I know a lot of really talented people that sabotage themselves with a terrible relationship. And they think somehow or another that... This is just how relationships are and they're terrible in that relationship. And then they can never be who they could be.
I know a lot of really talented people that sabotage themselves with a terrible relationship. And they think somehow or another that... This is just how relationships are and they're terrible in that relationship. And then they can never be who they could be.
I know a lot of really talented people that sabotage themselves with a terrible relationship. And they think somehow or another that... This is just how relationships are and they're terrible in that relationship. And then they can never be who they could be.
Obviously, you need some help. Nothing wrong with a little bit of help. Look, do you want to get better or not?
Obviously, you need some help. Nothing wrong with a little bit of help. Look, do you want to get better or not?
Obviously, you need some help. Nothing wrong with a little bit of help. Look, do you want to get better or not?
So someone show you how to do it right so you're not hurting yourself.
So someone show you how to do it right so you're not hurting yourself.
So someone show you how to do it right so you're not hurting yourself.
They're not bad. That's ridiculous. What, small? It's tiny. Oh, listen. It's there.
They're not bad. That's ridiculous. What, small? It's tiny. Oh, listen. It's there.
They're not bad. That's ridiculous. What, small? It's tiny. Oh, listen. It's there.
I feel like I'm helping you through your life. You are helping me. From the moment you got in here. You are helping. I feel like I'm helping to guide you. No, get a fucking professional that knows how to work out and build yourself back up to the point where you're not having these kind of injuries. Yeah, and rehabilitate it correctly.
I feel like I'm helping you through your life. You are helping me. From the moment you got in here. You are helping. I feel like I'm helping to guide you. No, get a fucking professional that knows how to work out and build yourself back up to the point where you're not having these kind of injuries. Yeah, and rehabilitate it correctly.
I feel like I'm helping you through your life. You are helping me. From the moment you got in here. You are helping. I feel like I'm helping to guide you. No, get a fucking professional that knows how to work out and build yourself back up to the point where you're not having these kind of injuries. Yeah, and rehabilitate it correctly.
When they tell you to do physical therapy on your shoulder, fucking do it. I'm going to do it.
When they tell you to do physical therapy on your shoulder, fucking do it. I'm going to do it.
When they tell you to do physical therapy on your shoulder, fucking do it. I'm going to do it.
You only have a few years left.
You only have a few years left.
You only have a few years left.
I only have a few years, so... Well, do it. You want a few years left in fucking working order.
I only have a few years, so... Well, do it. You want a few years left in fucking working order.
I only have a few years, so... Well, do it. You want a few years left in fucking working order.
No ifs, ands, or buts about it. You will get stronger. Okay.
No ifs, ands, or buts about it. You will get stronger. Okay.
No ifs, ands, or buts about it. You will get stronger. Okay.
You could be 87 and still get stronger. As long as you're alive, you can get stronger. Because if your heart beats, if your hormones work, if you can move around, that means your body can repair itself. Well, I won't do...
You could be 87 and still get stronger. As long as you're alive, you can get stronger. Because if your heart beats, if your hormones work, if you can move around, that means your body can repair itself. Well, I won't do...
You could be 87 and still get stronger. As long as you're alive, you can get stronger. Because if your heart beats, if your hormones work, if you can move around, that means your body can repair itself. Well, I won't do...
They can never reach their full potential because they're always burdened down by these fucking squabbles they're having with their girlfriend or their boyfriend. You know, it's...
They can never reach their full potential because they're always burdened down by these fucking squabbles they're having with their girlfriend or their boyfriend. You know, it's...
They can never reach their full potential because they're always burdened down by these fucking squabbles they're having with their girlfriend or their boyfriend. You know, it's...
It's incorrect. Your doctor's an idiot.
It's incorrect. Your doctor's an idiot.
It's incorrect. Your doctor's an idiot.
He's a dead idiot. He died two years ago. No, he doesn't know the real studies. There's a guy named Brigham Bueller who runs ways too well who could explain the flaws in that study that showed that it gave people prostate cancer. Look, people get prostate cancer. Testosterone's not giving you prostate cancer.
He's a dead idiot. He died two years ago. No, he doesn't know the real studies. There's a guy named Brigham Bueller who runs ways too well who could explain the flaws in that study that showed that it gave people prostate cancer. Look, people get prostate cancer. Testosterone's not giving you prostate cancer.
He's a dead idiot. He died two years ago. No, he doesn't know the real studies. There's a guy named Brigham Bueller who runs ways too well who could explain the flaws in that study that showed that it gave people prostate cancer. Look, people get prostate cancer. Testosterone's not giving you prostate cancer.
It's like across the board, the same percentage of people that take testosterone or don't take testosterone get prostate cancer. There's probably a ton of variables. A lot of it has to do with diet. A lot of cancer has to do with diet. Fuel of cancer is sugar. Do you eat a lot of sugar?
It's like across the board, the same percentage of people that take testosterone or don't take testosterone get prostate cancer. There's probably a ton of variables. A lot of it has to do with diet. A lot of cancer has to do with diet. Fuel of cancer is sugar. Do you eat a lot of sugar?
It's like across the board, the same percentage of people that take testosterone or don't take testosterone get prostate cancer. There's probably a ton of variables. A lot of it has to do with diet. A lot of cancer has to do with diet. Fuel of cancer is sugar. Do you eat a lot of sugar?
There's environmental factors. There's genetic factors. There's a lot of different things. But if you want to take care of yourself, testosterone will actually make your body heal better. You'll feel better. You'll have more energy. Your immune system will function better. Everything will work better. You should have your hormones balanced.
There's environmental factors. There's genetic factors. There's a lot of different things. But if you want to take care of yourself, testosterone will actually make your body heal better. You'll feel better. You'll have more energy. Your immune system will function better. Everything will work better. You should have your hormones balanced.
There's environmental factors. There's genetic factors. There's a lot of different things. But if you want to take care of yourself, testosterone will actually make your body heal better. You'll feel better. You'll have more energy. Your immune system will function better. Everything will work better. You should have your hormones balanced.
We live in a time where you can get a full blood panel and find out where your nutrient levels are. And if you do it with a good doctor, what they'll do is they'll adjust your diet and your nutrients first and then see in a couple months what your levels are then and then find out how much are you sleeping. Are you sleeping right?
We live in a time where you can get a full blood panel and find out where your nutrient levels are. And if you do it with a good doctor, what they'll do is they'll adjust your diet and your nutrients first and then see in a couple months what your levels are then and then find out how much are you sleeping. Are you sleeping right?
We live in a time where you can get a full blood panel and find out where your nutrient levels are. And if you do it with a good doctor, what they'll do is they'll adjust your diet and your nutrients first and then see in a couple months what your levels are then and then find out how much are you sleeping. Are you sleeping right?
Well, there's a problem there because then your body's not recovering. So you've got to figure out a way to adjust something in your life to make you sleep better. And then after that, once they get everything all worked into its optimum range, you're doing all the right things, they go, what are your levels now? Okay, well, add a little. Add a little bit of testosterone.
Well, there's a problem there because then your body's not recovering. So you've got to figure out a way to adjust something in your life to make you sleep better. And then after that, once they get everything all worked into its optimum range, you're doing all the right things, they go, what are your levels now? Okay, well, add a little. Add a little bit of testosterone.
Well, there's a problem there because then your body's not recovering. So you've got to figure out a way to adjust something in your life to make you sleep better. And then after that, once they get everything all worked into its optimum range, you're doing all the right things, they go, what are your levels now? Okay, well, add a little. Add a little bit of testosterone.
Peptides that'll increase your body's ability to promote growth hormone. There's stuff like samoralin. It makes your body produce more growth hormone so your body repairs itself better like when you're younger. There's all rigorous science behind all this stuff. I'll get Brigham to explain it to you. He'll do a much better job than me.
Peptides that'll increase your body's ability to promote growth hormone. There's stuff like samoralin. It makes your body produce more growth hormone so your body repairs itself better like when you're younger. There's all rigorous science behind all this stuff. I'll get Brigham to explain it to you. He'll do a much better job than me.
Peptides that'll increase your body's ability to promote growth hormone. There's stuff like samoralin. It makes your body produce more growth hormone so your body repairs itself better like when you're younger. There's all rigorous science behind all this stuff. I'll get Brigham to explain it to you. He'll do a much better job than me.
He's the guy who owns Wastewell. Yeah. He's been on the podcast. He's testified in front of Congress.
He's the guy who owns Wastewell. Yeah. He's been on the podcast. He's testified in front of Congress.
He's the guy who owns Wastewell. Yeah. He's been on the podcast. He's testified in front of Congress.
Brian Callen his whole life. I would tell him, get out now. I would meet his girlfriend. I'd be like, get out now. I met one girl that he dated. I literally, within five seconds of saying hello to her, I'd go, come here. I'd pull him aside. Change, change, change. Cut to, okay? He doesn't listen. Later that night, she's drinking wine. She's fucking hammering. It's a disaster.
Brian Callen his whole life. I would tell him, get out now. I would meet his girlfriend. I'd be like, get out now. I met one girl that he dated. I literally, within five seconds of saying hello to her, I'd go, come here. I'd pull him aside. Change, change, change. Cut to, okay? He doesn't listen. Later that night, she's drinking wine. She's fucking hammering. It's a disaster.
Brian Callen his whole life. I would tell him, get out now. I would meet his girlfriend. I'd be like, get out now. I met one girl that he dated. I literally, within five seconds of saying hello to her, I'd go, come here. I'd pull him aside. Change, change, change. Cut to, okay? He doesn't listen. Later that night, she's drinking wine. She's fucking hammering. It's a disaster.
Did you see those girls land today? The Blue Origin? They shot that metal dick up into space? Yeah. People were mad they wouldn't let the ladies drive.
Did you see those girls land today? The Blue Origin? They shot that metal dick up into space? Yeah. People were mad they wouldn't let the ladies drive.
Did you see those girls land today? The Blue Origin? They shot that metal dick up into space? Yeah. People were mad they wouldn't let the ladies drive.
Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez, Jeff Bezos' wife. If that thing blew up and if Jeff Bezos' wife blew up with it.
Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez, Jeff Bezos' wife. If that thing blew up and if Jeff Bezos' wife blew up with it.
Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez, Jeff Bezos' wife. If that thing blew up and if Jeff Bezos' wife blew up with it.
Of course. Twitter doesn't think space is real. There's a whole community out there. Hashtag space is fake. Oh, yeah, there's really retarded people who think the earth is flat and that there's a firmament. Look at that. They think birds aren't real. Did they land? Is it over? Yeah, yeah. They did it? Yay. How'd they land? In the ocean? No, in the desert.
Of course. Twitter doesn't think space is real. There's a whole community out there. Hashtag space is fake. Oh, yeah, there's really retarded people who think the earth is flat and that there's a firmament. Look at that. They think birds aren't real. Did they land? Is it over? Yeah, yeah. They did it? Yay. How'd they land? In the ocean? No, in the desert.
Of course. Twitter doesn't think space is real. There's a whole community out there. Hashtag space is fake. Oh, yeah, there's really retarded people who think the earth is flat and that there's a firmament. Look at that. They think birds aren't real. Did they land? Is it over? Yeah, yeah. They did it? Yay. How'd they land? In the ocean? No, in the desert.
Parachutes. They land with parachutes? Yeah. So the thing lands with a parachute? I'll show you a video. Oh, yeah, let me see. I want to see the video. Oh, that's them in the middle of the desert?
Parachutes. They land with parachutes? Yeah. So the thing lands with a parachute? I'll show you a video. Oh, yeah, let me see. I want to see the video. Oh, that's them in the middle of the desert?
Parachutes. They land with parachutes? Yeah. So the thing lands with a parachute? I'll show you a video. Oh, yeah, let me see. I want to see the video. Oh, that's them in the middle of the desert?
That has to be crazy. Would you do that, Rich? Would you go to space? Probably not. You think you'd get anxiety if you went to space?
That has to be crazy. Would you do that, Rich? Would you go to space? Probably not. You think you'd get anxiety if you went to space?
That has to be crazy. Would you do that, Rich? Would you go to space? Probably not. You think you'd get anxiety if you went to space?
Well, those things are very different. Is that it?
Well, those things are very different. Is that it?
Well, those things are very different. Is that it?
Very soft, soft landing. Look at this. Here it is. Imagine from space and the only thing we got to land you is a parachute. Like one of the oldest technologies. Wow. You can hear them in there. Screaming. Wow.
Very soft, soft landing. Look at this. Here it is. Imagine from space and the only thing we got to land you is a parachute. Like one of the oldest technologies. Wow. You can hear them in there. Screaming. Wow.
Very soft, soft landing. Look at this. Here it is. Imagine from space and the only thing we got to land you is a parachute. Like one of the oldest technologies. Wow. You can hear them in there. Screaming. Wow.
I don't know. Not long. Isn't it funny that they screamed? Do you think the men would scream like that? Would you and I scream like that if we landed? Well, I don't know about you, but I know me. Look at that one. Look at it go back. The one below it.
I don't know. Not long. Isn't it funny that they screamed? Do you think the men would scream like that? Would you and I scream like that if we landed? Well, I don't know about you, but I know me. Look at that one. Look at it go back. The one below it.
I don't know. Not long. Isn't it funny that they screamed? Do you think the men would scream like that? Would you and I scream like that if we landed? Well, I don't know about you, but I know me. Look at that one. Look at it go back. The one below it.
What if it's a female pilot? You're like, whew.
What if it's a female pilot? You're like, whew.
What if it's a female pilot? You're like, whew.
There was a bunch of them in a row where I was like, Jesus Christ. The Delta one in Canada where it flipped upside down. Yeah, can you imagine? The lady just started landing planes recently. Like, yeah, take that one out on the icy runway. Here's $30,000. No, I'll wait for the lawsuit. Blue Origin declined to say how much the flight cost or who paid for it.
There was a bunch of them in a row where I was like, Jesus Christ. The Delta one in Canada where it flipped upside down. Yeah, can you imagine? The lady just started landing planes recently. Like, yeah, take that one out on the icy runway. Here's $30,000. No, I'll wait for the lawsuit. Blue Origin declined to say how much the flight cost or who paid for it.
There was a bunch of them in a row where I was like, Jesus Christ. The Delta one in Canada where it flipped upside down. Yeah, can you imagine? The lady just started landing planes recently. Like, yeah, take that one out on the icy runway. Here's $30,000. No, I'll wait for the lawsuit. Blue Origin declined to say how much the flight cost or who paid for it.
Trip came two months before Sanchez and Bezos to marry in Venice. Oh, they're going to marry in Venice in two months. Oh, they haven't married yet. Oh, okay. I thought they were married. That's hilarious. They're going to do it in Venice. Oh, how beautiful and romantic. Wow.
Trip came two months before Sanchez and Bezos to marry in Venice. Oh, they're going to marry in Venice in two months. Oh, they haven't married yet. Oh, okay. I thought they were married. That's hilarious. They're going to do it in Venice. Oh, how beautiful and romantic. Wow.
Trip came two months before Sanchez and Bezos to marry in Venice. Oh, they're going to marry in Venice in two months. Oh, they haven't married yet. Oh, okay. I thought they were married. That's hilarious. They're going to do it in Venice. Oh, how beautiful and romantic. Wow.
Yeah, you can't tell people how much it costs because then there's going to be retards like, that money could have housed so many houseless, so many unhoused could have benefited. How many poor people? There's like these fucking retards like, if Elon Musk gave a million dollars to everyone on earth, he'd have money left over.
Yeah, you can't tell people how much it costs because then there's going to be retards like, that money could have housed so many houseless, so many unhoused could have benefited. How many poor people? There's like these fucking retards like, if Elon Musk gave a million dollars to everyone on earth, he'd have money left over.
Yeah, you can't tell people how much it costs because then there's going to be retards like, that money could have housed so many houseless, so many unhoused could have benefited. How many poor people? There's like these fucking retards like, if Elon Musk gave a million dollars to everyone on earth, he'd have money left over.
She winds up living with him. Eventually, he figures it out, gets rid of her. A couple years later, he's walking on the street on Sunset, and she's street walking.
She winds up living with him. Eventually, he figures it out, gets rid of her. A couple years later, he's walking on the street on Sunset, and she's street walking.
She winds up living with him. Eventually, he figures it out, gets rid of her. A couple years later, he's walking on the street on Sunset, and she's street walking.
There's all these mathematicians out there that are fucking constantly want to comment on other people's money.
There's all these mathematicians out there that are fucking constantly want to comment on other people's money.
There's all these mathematicians out there that are fucking constantly want to comment on other people's money.
Wondering. Yeah, tax the rich. Remember she had that fucking dress she wore? Tax the rich. How about fuck off? What are you going to do with the taxes? That's the problem when Doge is uncovering $250 million that was spent on animal transgender studies where you're fucking chopping the dicks of mice and turning them into pussies. Fuck off. Fuck off with your tax the rich.
Wondering. Yeah, tax the rich. Remember she had that fucking dress she wore? Tax the rich. How about fuck off? What are you going to do with the taxes? That's the problem when Doge is uncovering $250 million that was spent on animal transgender studies where you're fucking chopping the dicks of mice and turning them into pussies. Fuck off. Fuck off with your tax the rich.
Wondering. Yeah, tax the rich. Remember she had that fucking dress she wore? Tax the rich. How about fuck off? What are you going to do with the taxes? That's the problem when Doge is uncovering $250 million that was spent on animal transgender studies where you're fucking chopping the dicks of mice and turning them into pussies. Fuck off. Fuck off with your tax the rich.
How about you fix the world without taxing the shit out of everybody? There's other ways.
How about you fix the world without taxing the shit out of everybody? There's other ways.
How about you fix the world without taxing the shit out of everybody? There's other ways.
Yes. Girl he was living with at one point in time. This is Brian Callen. He felt abandoned when he was young. And so he, I believe I'm speaking for him. And so he's a sweet guy and he tries to reach out and fix people.
Yes. Girl he was living with at one point in time. This is Brian Callen. He felt abandoned when he was young. And so he, I believe I'm speaking for him. And so he's a sweet guy and he tries to reach out and fix people.
Yes. Girl he was living with at one point in time. This is Brian Callen. He felt abandoned when he was young. And so he, I believe I'm speaking for him. And so he's a sweet guy and he tries to reach out and fix people.
Elon doesn't pay taxes. Elon paid more taxes last year than any human being that has ever walked the face of this nation. That's a fact. So shut the fuck up. It's like there's never, it's never enough. And people that don't have always look at people that do have like, well, you could do with that money. Well, you could do with your money, you fuckhead. 1% in the world, you know what it is?
Elon doesn't pay taxes. Elon paid more taxes last year than any human being that has ever walked the face of this nation. That's a fact. So shut the fuck up. It's like there's never, it's never enough. And people that don't have always look at people that do have like, well, you could do with that money. Well, you could do with your money, you fuckhead. 1% in the world, you know what it is?
Elon doesn't pay taxes. Elon paid more taxes last year than any human being that has ever walked the face of this nation. That's a fact. So shut the fuck up. It's like there's never, it's never enough. And people that don't have always look at people that do have like, well, you could do with that money. Well, you could do with your money, you fuckhead. 1% in the world, you know what it is?
If you're a 1%-er in the world, you know what it is? $34,000 a year. No. Yes. If you make $34,000 American dollars a year, you are in the top 1% of planet Earth. Get the fuck out. That's a fact.
If you're a 1%-er in the world, you know what it is? $34,000 a year. No. Yes. If you make $34,000 American dollars a year, you are in the top 1% of planet Earth. Get the fuck out. That's a fact.
If you're a 1%-er in the world, you know what it is? $34,000 a year. No. Yes. If you make $34,000 American dollars a year, you are in the top 1% of planet Earth. Get the fuck out. That's a fact.
Yeah. The whole planet. Of course. Most people are dirt poor.
Yeah. The whole planet. Of course. Most people are dirt poor.
Yeah. The whole planet. Of course. Most people are dirt poor.
Most people. So all this bullshit about, well, he could do that money. Well, you're saying that from your fucking Manhattan apartment where you're Ubering all over the place and getting fucking takeout. Shut your mouth.
Most people. So all this bullshit about, well, he could do that money. Well, you're saying that from your fucking Manhattan apartment where you're Ubering all over the place and getting fucking takeout. Shut your mouth.
Most people. So all this bullshit about, well, he could do that money. Well, you're saying that from your fucking Manhattan apartment where you're Ubering all over the place and getting fucking takeout. Shut your mouth.
Yeah, you can look at it that way. But the point is, like, looking at people that are uber successful and telling them what they should do with their money is just the dumbest shit. And that's why I don't want to give out how much money it costs to fly this rocket ship into space. Of course it's frivolous and gratuitous. Of course. It's a publicity stunt. They had a bunch of hot ladies.
Yeah, you can look at it that way. But the point is, like, looking at people that are uber successful and telling them what they should do with their money is just the dumbest shit. And that's why I don't want to give out how much money it costs to fly this rocket ship into space. Of course it's frivolous and gratuitous. Of course. It's a publicity stunt. They had a bunch of hot ladies.
Yeah, you can look at it that way. But the point is, like, looking at people that are uber successful and telling them what they should do with their money is just the dumbest shit. And that's why I don't want to give out how much money it costs to fly this rocket ship into space. Of course it's frivolous and gratuitous. Of course. It's a publicity stunt. They had a bunch of hot ladies.
They flew them off into space and then they landed. Yay. Now you've been to space. But basically you're in space for like 10 minutes. That's what the flight was. It probably cost a billion dollars to fly people into space for 10 minutes. Wow.
They flew them off into space and then they landed. Yay. Now you've been to space. But basically you're in space for like 10 minutes. That's what the flight was. It probably cost a billion dollars to fly people into space for 10 minutes. Wow.
They flew them off into space and then they landed. Yay. Now you've been to space. But basically you're in space for like 10 minutes. That's what the flight was. It probably cost a billion dollars to fly people into space for 10 minutes. Wow.
How many golf clubs? How many golf clubs? That's your thing, right? You're just a fucking inveterate golfer, right?
How many golf clubs? How many golf clubs? That's your thing, right? You're just a fucking inveterate golfer, right?
How many golf clubs? How many golf clubs? That's your thing, right? You're just a fucking inveterate golfer, right?
You and Jamie. Jamie should show you his setup back there.
You and Jamie. Jamie should show you his setup back there.
You and Jamie. Jamie should show you his setup back there.
He's got a driving computer with a big screen.
He's got a driving computer with a big screen.
He's got a driving computer with a big screen.
You bring the screen with you?
You bring the screen with you?
You bring the screen with you?
You shouldn't tell people where you're staying.
You shouldn't tell people where you're staying.
You shouldn't tell people where you're staying.
How good do you play? How good is he, Jamie?
How good do you play? How good is he, Jamie?
How good do you play? How good is he, Jamie?
Pretty good? Yeah, very good. Pretty good? When I was a kid, the guys who golfed all the time were the guys who weren't paying as much attention to their career. I remember thinking a lot of these guys are kind of stagnant because they're golfing all day. In Boston, those guys would golf all fucking day long, get hammered. That you grew up with? No, guys that I started out with.
Pretty good? Yeah, very good. Pretty good? When I was a kid, the guys who golfed all the time were the guys who weren't paying as much attention to their career. I remember thinking a lot of these guys are kind of stagnant because they're golfing all day. In Boston, those guys would golf all fucking day long, get hammered. That you grew up with? No, guys that I started out with.
Pretty good? Yeah, very good. Pretty good? When I was a kid, the guys who golfed all the time were the guys who weren't paying as much attention to their career. I remember thinking a lot of these guys are kind of stagnant because they're golfing all day. In Boston, those guys would golf all fucking day long, get hammered. That you grew up with? No, guys that I started out with.
The golfers all wound up spending so much time playing golf, I thought it was like, wow, that's a big distraction. You should have some activities, but golf is like four hours.
The golfers all wound up spending so much time playing golf, I thought it was like, wow, that's a big distraction. You should have some activities, but golf is like four hours.
The golfers all wound up spending so much time playing golf, I thought it was like, wow, that's a big distraction. You should have some activities, but golf is like four hours.
Do you golf with comics, too, so you get to talk some shit?
Do you golf with comics, too, so you get to talk some shit?
Do you golf with comics, too, so you get to talk some shit?
Yeah, you definitely can. You can golf on Thursday for sure. Golfing is not going to fuck it up. It'll be sore for a day or two after you get the injections, but you'll be fine. We've got to clean you up, Rich Foss. Clean up your life. Thank you. We're going to do it.
Yeah, you definitely can. You can golf on Thursday for sure. Golfing is not going to fuck it up. It'll be sore for a day or two after you get the injections, but you'll be fine. We've got to clean you up, Rich Foss. Clean up your life. Thank you. We're going to do it.
Yeah, you definitely can. You can golf on Thursday for sure. Golfing is not going to fuck it up. It'll be sore for a day or two after you get the injections, but you'll be fine. We've got to clean you up, Rich Foss. Clean up your life. Thank you. We're going to do it.
I never once said they're good. Your triceps and your biceps are good. That's crazy.
I never once said they're good. Your triceps and your biceps are good. That's crazy.
I never once said they're good. Your triceps and your biceps are good. That's crazy.
You want credit for being okay? Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. Whatever happened to Mr. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, get your shit together? What about all that talk? You're barely doing anything. You're like, you're okay. I work out six days a week. I lift. Do you? Yes. I have a nice gym in my basement. Do you think if I worked out with you, I'd be impressed at the effort that you put forth?
You want credit for being okay? Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. Whatever happened to Mr. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, get your shit together? What about all that talk? You're barely doing anything. You're like, you're okay. I work out six days a week. I lift. Do you? Yes. I have a nice gym in my basement. Do you think if I worked out with you, I'd be impressed at the effort that you put forth?
You want credit for being okay? Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. Whatever happened to Mr. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, get your shit together? What about all that talk? You're barely doing anything. You're like, you're okay. I work out six days a week. I lift. Do you? Yes. I have a nice gym in my basement. Do you think if I worked out with you, I'd be impressed at the effort that you put forth?
Not in the least. That's what I'm saying. Not in the least.
Not in the least. That's what I'm saying. Not in the least.
Not in the least. That's what I'm saying. Not in the least.
That's amazing. I do zero. I don't do any crunches.
That's amazing. I do zero. I don't do any crunches.
That's amazing. I do zero. I don't do any crunches.
Yeah, I do a lot of different stuff for abs. Do you do planks? No, I think planks are nonsense. So do I. They're uncomfortable. It's hard to do, don't get me wrong, but I think in terms of an exercise for your core, it's kind of nonsense. I think you should do things... First of all, you should almost always do things that have a range of motion.
Yeah, I do a lot of different stuff for abs. Do you do planks? No, I think planks are nonsense. So do I. They're uncomfortable. It's hard to do, don't get me wrong, but I think in terms of an exercise for your core, it's kind of nonsense. I think you should do things... First of all, you should almost always do things that have a range of motion.
Yeah, I do a lot of different stuff for abs. Do you do planks? No, I think planks are nonsense. So do I. They're uncomfortable. It's hard to do, don't get me wrong, but I think in terms of an exercise for your core, it's kind of nonsense. I think you should do things... First of all, you should almost always do things that have a range of motion.
I like to do things that make my body work as a unit. So all the ab exercises that I do, I do a lot of different things for abs. I do reverse squats. You know what those are? You put your ankles, strap your ankles to a cable machine, you lay on your back, and you pull towards you.
I like to do things that make my body work as a unit. So all the ab exercises that I do, I do a lot of different things for abs. I do reverse squats. You know what those are? You put your ankles, strap your ankles to a cable machine, you lay on your back, and you pull towards you.
I like to do things that make my body work as a unit. So all the ab exercises that I do, I do a lot of different things for abs. I do reverse squats. You know what those are? You put your ankles, strap your ankles to a cable machine, you lay on your back, and you pull towards you.
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are good. Anything where you work your whole core. And then you've got to also do the opposite side, back extensions.
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are good. Anything where you work your whole core. And then you've got to also do the opposite side, back extensions.
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are good. Anything where you work your whole core. And then you've got to also do the opposite side, back extensions.
That machine you were showing me.
That machine you were showing me.
That machine you were showing me.
Yeah, I could tell by when you got on that stretching machine, the Dex thing, your body doesn't go all the way down.
Yeah, I could tell by when you got on that stretching machine, the Dex thing, your body doesn't go all the way down.
Yeah, I could tell by when you got on that stretching machine, the Dex thing, your body doesn't go all the way down.
Your lower back is very tight.
Your lower back is very tight.
Your lower back is very tight.
Yeah, my body hinges. Yeah, my body just hinges. It just goes down there There's no tension yours is like you stop like right there You probably could go all the way down, but your body doesn't want to the point is this tension in your lower back Well, I've never used that machine too.
Yeah, my body hinges. Yeah, my body just hinges. It just goes down there There's no tension yours is like you stop like right there You probably could go all the way down, but your body doesn't want to the point is this tension in your lower back Well, I've never used that machine too.
Yeah, my body hinges. Yeah, my body just hinges. It just goes down there There's no tension yours is like you stop like right there You probably could go all the way down, but your body doesn't want to the point is this tension in your lower back Well, I've never used that machine too.
Oh, that's the worst feeling in the world. Walking in with his... You get all your best material and they're telling you to stretch. You're scouring your brain.
Oh, that's the worst feeling in the world. Walking in with his... You get all your best material and they're telling you to stretch. You're scouring your brain.
Oh, that's the worst feeling in the world. Walking in with his... You get all your best material and they're telling you to stretch. You're scouring your brain.
Well, luckily for you, you could work the crowd.
Well, luckily for you, you could work the crowd.
Well, luckily for you, you could work the crowd.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're doing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're doing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're doing.
Crossing your legs and leaning forward. Yeah.
Crossing your legs and leaning forward. Yeah.
Crossing your legs and leaning forward. Yeah.
Ari doesn't work out at all.
Ari doesn't work out at all.
Ari doesn't work out at all.
Well, you definitely didn't because Bonnie's awesome.
Well, you definitely didn't because Bonnie's awesome.
Well, you definitely didn't because Bonnie's awesome.
He's ripped. I don't like that.
He's ripped. I don't like that.
He's ripped. I don't like that.
Now you feel bad. Now I feel bad.
Now you feel bad. Now I feel bad.
Now you feel bad. Now I feel bad.
Who cares when it was shot? You never looked like that.
Who cares when it was shot? You never looked like that.
Who cares when it was shot? You never looked like that.
No, I'm going to take a picture. Look at this. He looks fucking good there.
No, I'm going to take a picture. Look at this. He looks fucking good there.
No, I'm going to take a picture. Look at this. He looks fucking good there.
Worked out for you in the long run.
Worked out for you in the long run.
Worked out for you in the long run.
Look at that. Right there, he's got boxing gloves on and an iPhone. He's in shape, man. You're incorrect.
Look at that. Right there, he's got boxing gloves on and an iPhone. He's in shape, man. You're incorrect.
Look at that. Right there, he's got boxing gloves on and an iPhone. He's in shape, man. You're incorrect.
You feel bad, right? No, I don't. Shane works out. He's here all the time. This is not working out. We work out. Shane works out? Yeah, he comes in and uses the gym. We work out together. We put your glasses so you can find your abs.
You feel bad, right? No, I don't. Shane works out. He's here all the time. This is not working out. We work out. Shane works out? Yeah, he comes in and uses the gym. We work out together. We put your glasses so you can find your abs.
You feel bad, right? No, I don't. Shane works out. He's here all the time. This is not working out. We work out. Shane works out? Yeah, he comes in and uses the gym. We work out together. We put your glasses so you can find your abs.
Are you going to find a photo of you looking good? Forget about that. That's the past. Let's concentrate on now. Let's concentrate on put away the cookies. Put away the sugar. Listen to your doctor. He tells you to rehab your shoulder. Get yourself in shape. Can't believe we're doing this. People are listening. They can't see this. They couldn't see the picture of him either.
Are you going to find a photo of you looking good? Forget about that. That's the past. Let's concentrate on now. Let's concentrate on put away the cookies. Put away the sugar. Listen to your doctor. He tells you to rehab your shoulder. Get yourself in shape. Can't believe we're doing this. People are listening. They can't see this. They couldn't see the picture of him either.
Are you going to find a photo of you looking good? Forget about that. That's the past. Let's concentrate on now. Let's concentrate on put away the cookies. Put away the sugar. Listen to your doctor. He tells you to rehab your shoulder. Get yourself in shape. Can't believe we're doing this. People are listening. They can't see this. They couldn't see the picture of him either.
Yeah, but I mean this, you being on your phone here looking for a photo of back in the day when you looked reasonable.
Yeah, but I mean this, you being on your phone here looking for a photo of back in the day when you looked reasonable.
Yeah, but I mean this, you being on your phone here looking for a photo of back in the day when you looked reasonable.
How long ago? What happened?
How long ago? What happened?
How long ago? What happened?
Oh, that's pretty recent. That's pretty recent. Yeah. Pre-pandemic. A lot of people fell apart during the pandemic. That's what happened.
Oh, that's pretty recent. That's pretty recent. Yeah. Pre-pandemic. A lot of people fell apart during the pandemic. That's what happened.
Oh, that's pretty recent. That's pretty recent. Yeah. Pre-pandemic. A lot of people fell apart during the pandemic. That's what happened.
Oh, Canada did you? Canada fucked me up. They got you with communism. They got you with communism.
Oh, Canada did you? Canada fucked me up. They got you with communism. They got you with communism.
Oh, Canada did you? Canada fucked me up. They got you with communism. They got you with communism.
Oh, it's so good. Late night, late night poutine.
Oh, it's so good. Late night, late night poutine.
Oh, it's so good. Late night, late night poutine.
They have different delis in Canada. We used to go to Montreal. They call it smoked meat.
They have different delis in Canada. We used to go to Montreal. They call it smoked meat.
They have different delis in Canada. We used to go to Montreal. They call it smoked meat.
It's basically like going to Cantor's, right? Or going to Katz in New York.
It's basically like going to Cantor's, right? Or going to Katz in New York.
It's basically like going to Cantor's, right? Or going to Katz in New York.
No? Not true? Smoked meat is not what it is. There is some connection between burnt meat, like the carbon in burnt meat and cancer. I think it's colorectal cancer, but I do not know how robust those studies are. I mean, people have been cooking over fire forever. I just don't buy it. There's a lot of bullshit involved in these studies that tell you that this causes cancer, that causes cancer.
No? Not true? Smoked meat is not what it is. There is some connection between burnt meat, like the carbon in burnt meat and cancer. I think it's colorectal cancer, but I do not know how robust those studies are. I mean, people have been cooking over fire forever. I just don't buy it. There's a lot of bullshit involved in these studies that tell you that this causes cancer, that causes cancer.
No? Not true? Smoked meat is not what it is. There is some connection between burnt meat, like the carbon in burnt meat and cancer. I think it's colorectal cancer, but I do not know how robust those studies are. I mean, people have been cooking over fire forever. I just don't buy it. There's a lot of bullshit involved in these studies that tell you that this causes cancer, that causes cancer.
And also, what if she's a nightmare and then you miss out on whatever, 400, 500 bucks you would have made selling DVDs?
And also, what if she's a nightmare and then you miss out on whatever, 400, 500 bucks you would have made selling DVDs?
And also, what if she's a nightmare and then you miss out on whatever, 400, 500 bucks you would have made selling DVDs?
Here's what 100% causes cancer. Herbicides, pesticides, chemicals, forever chemicals that are in your fucking food. That paper cup that you're drinking out of when you drink hot liquids out of a paper cup. We got to throw those fucking paper cups we have. Have you seen what Paul Saladino did when he dissolved a Starbucks cup and shows you what's really at the base of it? It's basically a condom.
Here's what 100% causes cancer. Herbicides, pesticides, chemicals, forever chemicals that are in your fucking food. That paper cup that you're drinking out of when you drink hot liquids out of a paper cup. We got to throw those fucking paper cups we have. Have you seen what Paul Saladino did when he dissolved a Starbucks cup and shows you what's really at the base of it? It's basically a condom.
Here's what 100% causes cancer. Herbicides, pesticides, chemicals, forever chemicals that are in your fucking food. That paper cup that you're drinking out of when you drink hot liquids out of a paper cup. We got to throw those fucking paper cups we have. Have you seen what Paul Saladino did when he dissolved a Starbucks cup and shows you what's really at the base of it? It's basically a condom.
See if you can find Paul Saladino's video.
See if you can find Paul Saladino's video.
See if you can find Paul Saladino's video.
I know. I saw them today. I poured my coffee in this. We're going to get rid of all our paper cups.
I know. I saw them today. I poured my coffee in this. We're going to get rid of all our paper cups.
I know. I saw them today. I poured my coffee in this. We're going to get rid of all our paper cups.
Paper cups for hot liquids are fucking stupid.
Paper cups for hot liquids are fucking stupid.
Paper cups for hot liquids are fucking stupid.
Because the lining of those paper cups is plastic. So you're basically pouring hot liquid into plastic, which is the worst thing. Okay. See, he shows. So he's dissolving the paper cup, and that's what's inside of it. So you think you're drinking out of a paper cup, but it's not really paper. It's plastic.
Because the lining of those paper cups is plastic. So you're basically pouring hot liquid into plastic, which is the worst thing. Okay. See, he shows. So he's dissolving the paper cup, and that's what's inside of it. So you think you're drinking out of a paper cup, but it's not really paper. It's plastic.
Because the lining of those paper cups is plastic. So you're basically pouring hot liquid into plastic, which is the worst thing. Okay. See, he shows. So he's dissolving the paper cup, and that's what's inside of it. So you think you're drinking out of a paper cup, but it's not really paper. It's plastic.
There's a plastic lining, and that's the only reason why those coffee cups from Starbucks hold paper. So hot water to plastic. Give me some volume on this.
There's a plastic lining, and that's the only reason why those coffee cups from Starbucks hold paper. So hot water to plastic. Give me some volume on this.
There's a plastic lining, and that's the only reason why those coffee cups from Starbucks hold paper. So hot water to plastic. Give me some volume on this.
You should listen to Bonnie.
You should listen to Bonnie.
You should listen to Bonnie.
Yeah. I want to give you a goal. June 30th. Is that enough time, you think? Sure. Absolutely. Two months? Yes. In two months, you can lose 20 pounds of fat and look great. All right. Just eat healthy. Just get on a very low-carbohydrate diet.
Yeah. I want to give you a goal. June 30th. Is that enough time, you think? Sure. Absolutely. Two months? Yes. In two months, you can lose 20 pounds of fat and look great. All right. Just eat healthy. Just get on a very low-carbohydrate diet.
Yeah. I want to give you a goal. June 30th. Is that enough time, you think? Sure. Absolutely. Two months? Yes. In two months, you can lose 20 pounds of fat and look great. All right. Just eat healthy. Just get on a very low-carbohydrate diet.
Well, we're going to get you a blood panel tomorrow, too. They'll find out where your hormone levels are at. Find out what the fuck is wrong with you. What do you mean? All that shit. Blood panel? They'll draw blood. They'll draw blood and then send it to a lab. They're not going to tell me I have cancer. They could if you want to know. No. You don't want to know.
Well, we're going to get you a blood panel tomorrow, too. They'll find out where your hormone levels are at. Find out what the fuck is wrong with you. What do you mean? All that shit. Blood panel? They'll draw blood. They'll draw blood and then send it to a lab. They're not going to tell me I have cancer. They could if you want to know. No. You don't want to know.
Well, we're going to get you a blood panel tomorrow, too. They'll find out where your hormone levels are at. Find out what the fuck is wrong with you. What do you mean? All that shit. Blood panel? They'll draw blood. They'll draw blood and then send it to a lab. They're not going to tell me I have cancer. They could if you want to know. No. You don't want to know.
I already had blood tests at my doctor's office. Did your doctor do a comprehensive cancer scan? Did prostate? Just looked in your asshole. That's all they did.
I already had blood tests at my doctor's office. Did your doctor do a comprehensive cancer scan? Did prostate? Just looked in your asshole. That's all they did.
I already had blood tests at my doctor's office. Did your doctor do a comprehensive cancer scan? Did prostate? Just looked in your asshole. That's all they did.
They can do this incredibly comprehensive blood panel. They dig a lot of blood out, and then they send it to a lab, and they find out whether or not you have any. I have zero cancer. I was super happy. Because when they did it, I was like, ooh, I have the same feeling. I don't know if I want to know this.
They can do this incredibly comprehensive blood panel. They dig a lot of blood out, and then they send it to a lab, and they find out whether or not you have any. I have zero cancer. I was super happy. Because when they did it, I was like, ooh, I have the same feeling. I don't know if I want to know this.
They can do this incredibly comprehensive blood panel. They dig a lot of blood out, and then they send it to a lab, and they find out whether or not you have any. I have zero cancer. I was super happy. Because when they did it, I was like, ooh, I have the same feeling. I don't know if I want to know this.
Waiting for fucking. Start thinking about it. Start mind fucking yourself. Laying in bed at night. Like, what if I have it right now? What if I find out tomorrow I have four weeks to live?
Waiting for fucking. Start thinking about it. Start mind fucking yourself. Laying in bed at night. Like, what if I have it right now? What if I find out tomorrow I have four weeks to live?
Waiting for fucking. Start thinking about it. Start mind fucking yourself. Laying in bed at night. Like, what if I have it right now? What if I find out tomorrow I have four weeks to live?
When I first got insurance, I had to get an AIDS test in the 90s. And I remember the doctor, I said, boy, I'm fucking real nervous about this. And the doctor said, are you gay? I said, no. He goes, do you do drugs? I go, no. He goes, don't worry about it. You don't have it. I go, really? He goes, yeah. I go, what about the fucking news? Yeah.
When I first got insurance, I had to get an AIDS test in the 90s. And I remember the doctor, I said, boy, I'm fucking real nervous about this. And the doctor said, are you gay? I said, no. He goes, do you do drugs? I go, no. He goes, don't worry about it. You don't have it. I go, really? He goes, yeah. I go, what about the fucking news? Yeah.
When I first got insurance, I had to get an AIDS test in the 90s. And I remember the doctor, I said, boy, I'm fucking real nervous about this. And the doctor said, are you gay? I said, no. He goes, do you do drugs? I go, no. He goes, don't worry about it. You don't have it. I go, really? He goes, yeah. I go, what about the fucking news? Yeah.
The news is freaking me out where I'm scared to touch fucking doorknobs. Like, how come the news is saying that everybody's going to get AIDS? He goes, listen, no one's getting it other than gay people and people who are intravenous drug users.
The news is freaking me out where I'm scared to touch fucking doorknobs. Like, how come the news is saying that everybody's going to get AIDS? He goes, listen, no one's getting it other than gay people and people who are intravenous drug users.
The news is freaking me out where I'm scared to touch fucking doorknobs. Like, how come the news is saying that everybody's going to get AIDS? He goes, listen, no one's getting it other than gay people and people who are intravenous drug users.
Yeah, they thought it was contagious. By the way, that was Fauci, too.
Yeah, they thought it was contagious. By the way, that was Fauci, too.
Yeah, they thought it was contagious. By the way, that was Fauci, too.
Yeah. He's responsible for all that. Fauci was responsible for people freaking out about AIDS. Fauci was on TV back in the 80s telling people that children could possibly catch it from people. Yes. Yeah. Do you know the Dallas Buyers Club? Where they were limiting the medication that gay people could take? That was about Fauci. He was responsible for that.
Yeah. He's responsible for all that. Fauci was responsible for people freaking out about AIDS. Fauci was on TV back in the 80s telling people that children could possibly catch it from people. Yes. Yeah. Do you know the Dallas Buyers Club? Where they were limiting the medication that gay people could take? That was about Fauci. He was responsible for that.
Yeah. He's responsible for all that. Fauci was responsible for people freaking out about AIDS. Fauci was on TV back in the 80s telling people that children could possibly catch it from people. Yes. Yeah. Do you know the Dallas Buyers Club? Where they were limiting the medication that gay people could take? That was about Fauci. He was responsible for that.
He was the one who pushed AZT on people back then. AZT was that chemotherapy medication that was killing people quicker than the cancer was. They stopped using it on cancer and they repurposed it and started using it on people that had AIDS. And it kills you dead. They were giving it to people that didn't even have any fucking symptoms. They had HIV. They had no symptoms. They'd given them AZT.
He was the one who pushed AZT on people back then. AZT was that chemotherapy medication that was killing people quicker than the cancer was. They stopped using it on cancer and they repurposed it and started using it on people that had AIDS. And it kills you dead. They were giving it to people that didn't even have any fucking symptoms. They had HIV. They had no symptoms. They'd given them AZT.
He was the one who pushed AZT on people back then. AZT was that chemotherapy medication that was killing people quicker than the cancer was. They stopped using it on cancer and they repurposed it and started using it on people that had AIDS. And it kills you dead. They were giving it to people that didn't even have any fucking symptoms. They had HIV. They had no symptoms. They'd given them AZT.
They were dying in months. It was the only time ever in medical history where they were telling you to take a chemotherapy drug indefinitely. Every time you take chemotherapy, the idea is that it gets your body close to death but kills off the cancer. They were telling you to keep taking it. Just keep taking it. It's nuts. What they did is madness.
They were dying in months. It was the only time ever in medical history where they were telling you to take a chemotherapy drug indefinitely. Every time you take chemotherapy, the idea is that it gets your body close to death but kills off the cancer. They were telling you to keep taking it. Just keep taking it. It's nuts. What they did is madness.
They were dying in months. It was the only time ever in medical history where they were telling you to take a chemotherapy drug indefinitely. Every time you take chemotherapy, the idea is that it gets your body close to death but kills off the cancer. They were telling you to keep taking it. Just keep taking it. It's nuts. What they did is madness.
If you read Robert Kennedy's book, The Real Anthony Fauci, it's all about that. And the beginning of it is all about the AIDS crisis and all the different things that they did that mirrors exactly what they did during the COVID crisis.
If you read Robert Kennedy's book, The Real Anthony Fauci, it's all about that. And the beginning of it is all about the AIDS crisis and all the different things that they did that mirrors exactly what they did during the COVID crisis.
If you read Robert Kennedy's book, The Real Anthony Fauci, it's all about that. And the beginning of it is all about the AIDS crisis and all the different things that they did that mirrors exactly what they did during the COVID crisis.
They started using protease inhibitors and that really helped. The whole AIDS thing is very complex. It's very complex because the vast majority of the people that got AIDS were heavy drug users. Heavy drug users or gay guys who were experiencing a lot of different sexual partners.
They started using protease inhibitors and that really helped. The whole AIDS thing is very complex. It's very complex because the vast majority of the people that got AIDS were heavy drug users. Heavy drug users or gay guys who were experiencing a lot of different sexual partners.
They started using protease inhibitors and that really helped. The whole AIDS thing is very complex. It's very complex because the vast majority of the people that got AIDS were heavy drug users. Heavy drug users or gay guys who were experiencing a lot of different sexual partners.
Yeah, that's part of it. But it's also part of it you're destroying your immune system with fucking drugs. These guys were taking amyl nitrate and crystal meth and partying and not sleeping, just crushing their immune system.
Yeah, that's part of it. But it's also part of it you're destroying your immune system with fucking drugs. These guys were taking amyl nitrate and crystal meth and partying and not sleeping, just crushing their immune system.
Yeah, that's part of it. But it's also part of it you're destroying your immune system with fucking drugs. These guys were taking amyl nitrate and crystal meth and partying and not sleeping, just crushing their immune system.
Yep, that too. And then they would get them on medication that would definitely kill them. And then it was a crisis. And then everybody was running around scared. I was scared, too, until I talked to my doctor.
Yep, that too. And then they would get them on medication that would definitely kill them. And then it was a crisis. And then everybody was running around scared. I was scared, too, until I talked to my doctor.
Yep, that too. And then they would get them on medication that would definitely kill them. And then it was a crisis. And then everybody was running around scared. I was scared, too, until I talked to my doctor.
And my doctor was like, don't worry about it. I was like, what about the news, man? I remember talking to this guy. He was a young guy. I was like, why is the news telling me? He goes, heterosexuals aren't getting this. Unless you're an interview drug user, don't worry about it.
And my doctor was like, don't worry about it. I was like, what about the news, man? I remember talking to this guy. He was a young guy. I was like, why is the news telling me? He goes, heterosexuals aren't getting this. Unless you're an interview drug user, don't worry about it.
And my doctor was like, don't worry about it. I was like, what about the news, man? I remember talking to this guy. He was a young guy. I was like, why is the news telling me? He goes, heterosexuals aren't getting this. Unless you're an interview drug user, don't worry about it.
What did shooting dope feel like? What did it feel like?
What did shooting dope feel like? What did it feel like?
What did shooting dope feel like? What did it feel like?
He was a major one. He was funny, though. Frankie was funny. I remember seeing him for the first time when I was an open miker in 88. Yeah. And he was just a wild dude. He was like one of the first guys I ever saw with tattoos, all these tattoos. And they're like, he does heroin. Everybody would tell you. Oh, really? That's heroin. When someone did heroin back there, and it was crazy. Like, what?
He was a major one. He was funny, though. Frankie was funny. I remember seeing him for the first time when I was an open miker in 88. Yeah. And he was just a wild dude. He was like one of the first guys I ever saw with tattoos, all these tattoos. And they're like, he does heroin. Everybody would tell you. Oh, really? That's heroin. When someone did heroin back there, and it was crazy. Like, what?
He was a major one. He was funny, though. Frankie was funny. I remember seeing him for the first time when I was an open miker in 88. Yeah. And he was just a wild dude. He was like one of the first guys I ever saw with tattoos, all these tattoos. And they're like, he does heroin. Everybody would tell you. Oh, really? That's heroin. When someone did heroin back there, and it was crazy. Like, what?
Now think about how many people are hooked on opiates. Back then it was super rare.
Now think about how many people are hooked on opiates. Back then it was super rare.
Now think about how many people are hooked on opiates. Back then it was super rare.
I had a buddy of mine who was a longshoreman. And he would tell me that this guy he would work with, and not just one guy, but one guy that he was working with that he was a friend, on his lunch break, get a bag of heroin, shoot it up in his car, sit there for a half an hour, and then go back to work. Yeah. Crazy. You can't do that with Freebase.
I had a buddy of mine who was a longshoreman. And he would tell me that this guy he would work with, and not just one guy, but one guy that he was working with that he was a friend, on his lunch break, get a bag of heroin, shoot it up in his car, sit there for a half an hour, and then go back to work. Yeah. Crazy. You can't do that with Freebase.
I had a buddy of mine who was a longshoreman. And he would tell me that this guy he would work with, and not just one guy, but one guy that he was working with that he was a friend, on his lunch break, get a bag of heroin, shoot it up in his car, sit there for a half an hour, and then go back to work. Yeah. Crazy. You can't do that with Freebase.
How old were you when you first Freebased?
How old were you when you first Freebased?
How old were you when you first Freebased?
And then- So snorting coke.
And then- So snorting coke.
And then- So snorting coke.
Oh. He didn't hide it as good as you hide your money.
Oh. He didn't hide it as good as you hide your money.
Oh. He didn't hide it as good as you hide your money.
So other crack addicts were giving you the recipe?
So other crack addicts were giving you the recipe?
So other crack addicts were giving you the recipe?
So you're more about the respect from your peers.
So you're more about the respect from your peers.
So you're more about the respect from your peers.
How do you take cocaine and turn it into free base?
How do you take cocaine and turn it into free base?
How do you take cocaine and turn it into free base?
Chat GB2, the chemistry behind it, how it's made. For educational purposes only, not intended to encourage illegal activity. Bacon soda, I said you could do it. Cocaine hydrochloride powder with baking soda and water. Sometimes ammonia is used instead of baking soda, but baking soda is more common for crack. Heat the mixture.
Chat GB2, the chemistry behind it, how it's made. For educational purposes only, not intended to encourage illegal activity. Bacon soda, I said you could do it. Cocaine hydrochloride powder with baking soda and water. Sometimes ammonia is used instead of baking soda, but baking soda is more common for crack. Heat the mixture.
Chat GB2, the chemistry behind it, how it's made. For educational purposes only, not intended to encourage illegal activity. Bacon soda, I said you could do it. Cocaine hydrochloride powder with baking soda and water. Sometimes ammonia is used instead of baking soda, but baking soda is more common for crack. Heat the mixture.
As it's heated, the cocaine bases separate from the hydrochloride and form solid rocks that float to the top. Cool and dry. This is like a recipe. Solid pieces. The crack rocks are cooled and hardened, then dried.
As it's heated, the cocaine bases separate from the hydrochloride and form solid rocks that float to the top. Cool and dry. This is like a recipe. Solid pieces. The crack rocks are cooled and hardened, then dried.
As it's heated, the cocaine bases separate from the hydrochloride and form solid rocks that float to the top. Cool and dry. This is like a recipe. Solid pieces. The crack rocks are cooled and hardened, then dried.
He wanted to be Jerry Seinfeld.
He wanted to be Jerry Seinfeld.
He wanted to be Jerry Seinfeld.
I heard an Otto and George story once. He's working at a club in Jersey. I don't need to name the club. And he leaves the club with the owner's daughter. And they're headed into New York. And there's another guy driving the car. He stops off at Washington Square Park. picks up a bag of crack and starts smoking it in the car. And the girl freaks out and he says, the classic line, he goes, what?
I heard an Otto and George story once. He's working at a club in Jersey. I don't need to name the club. And he leaves the club with the owner's daughter. And they're headed into New York. And there's another guy driving the car. He stops off at Washington Square Park. picks up a bag of crack and starts smoking it in the car. And the girl freaks out and he says, the classic line, he goes, what?
I heard an Otto and George story once. He's working at a club in Jersey. I don't need to name the club. And he leaves the club with the owner's daughter. And they're headed into New York. And there's another guy driving the car. He stops off at Washington Square Park. picks up a bag of crack and starts smoking it in the car. And the girl freaks out and he says, the classic line, he goes, what?
I thought the broad wanted a party.
I thought the broad wanted a party.
I thought the broad wanted a party.
Well, he would make people pull over so he could go check on George. George is in the trunk. He would pull over and check on George. I think there's something to that. I think that dummy had a mind of its own. It might have been he had some weird personality disorder where he put a personality to that dummy. But that dummy, when that dummy would say things, you knew it was George.
Well, he would make people pull over so he could go check on George. George is in the trunk. He would pull over and check on George. I think there's something to that. I think that dummy had a mind of its own. It might have been he had some weird personality disorder where he put a personality to that dummy. But that dummy, when that dummy would say things, you knew it was George.
Well, he would make people pull over so he could go check on George. George is in the trunk. He would pull over and check on George. I think there's something to that. I think that dummy had a mind of its own. It might have been he had some weird personality disorder where he put a personality to that dummy. But that dummy, when that dummy would say things, you knew it was George.
It didn't even feel like it was Otto.
It didn't even feel like it was Otto.
It didn't even feel like it was Otto.
They just want to sell tickets.
They just want to sell tickets.
They just want to sell tickets.
That's good. But you're supposed to talk to like the part of the fun of being a ventriloquist.
That's good. But you're supposed to talk to like the part of the fun of being a ventriloquist.
That's good. But you're supposed to talk to like the part of the fun of being a ventriloquist.
The eyebrows would pop up and he'd get crazy. It's the banter back and forth.
The eyebrows would pop up and he'd get crazy. It's the banter back and forth.
The eyebrows would pop up and he'd get crazy. It's the banter back and forth.
But that's the weird marriage between the club owner and the comic. You know, I used to tell comics, you know, we're not, every comic feels like they're battling it with club owners. Like the club owner's never given them enough money. The club owner's fucking them over, lied about it being sold out. It was definitely sold out. I want my bonus. That kind of shit.
But that's the weird marriage between the club owner and the comic. You know, I used to tell comics, you know, we're not, every comic feels like they're battling it with club owners. Like the club owner's never given them enough money. The club owner's fucking them over, lied about it being sold out. It was definitely sold out. I want my bonus. That kind of shit.
But that's the weird marriage between the club owner and the comic. You know, I used to tell comics, you know, we're not, every comic feels like they're battling it with club owners. Like the club owner's never given them enough money. The club owner's fucking them over, lied about it being sold out. It was definitely sold out. I want my bonus. That kind of shit.
Well, there's not even very many ventriloquist acts anymore. There used to be a bunch of ventriloquist acts. There was Willie Tyler and Lester, who was in L.A. There was a few. There was Vince D'Antonio and George from Long Island. You know what I think it was? It's like when one guy becomes really big, like Jeff Dunham. He became the man when it came to ventriloquists.
Well, there's not even very many ventriloquist acts anymore. There used to be a bunch of ventriloquist acts. There was Willie Tyler and Lester, who was in L.A. There was a few. There was Vince D'Antonio and George from Long Island. You know what I think it was? It's like when one guy becomes really big, like Jeff Dunham. He became the man when it came to ventriloquists.
Well, there's not even very many ventriloquist acts anymore. There used to be a bunch of ventriloquist acts. There was Willie Tyler and Lester, who was in L.A. There was a few. There was Vince D'Antonio and George from Long Island. You know what I think it was? It's like when one guy becomes really big, like Jeff Dunham. He became the man when it came to ventriloquists.
And then he's so popular that nobody touches it anymore. Sort of like Carrot Top did that to prop acts. Yeah.
And then he's so popular that nobody touches it anymore. Sort of like Carrot Top did that to prop acts. Yeah.
And then he's so popular that nobody touches it anymore. Sort of like Carrot Top did that to prop acts. Yeah.
Like prop acts used to be. Remember when we started out? The fucking wood. Did you ever work with the wood?
Like prop acts used to be. Remember when we started out? The fucking wood. Did you ever work with the wood?
Like prop acts used to be. Remember when we started out? The fucking wood. Did you ever work with the wood?
Oh, he had so much shit. Yeah. He had like a whole trunk full of stuff that he would have to carry to the club. Yes. But they don't have them anymore because Carrot Top became so famous as a prop act that everybody's like, oh, it's a Carrot Top thing. They just abandoned it. Like musical acts. There's no fucking musical acts anymore.
Oh, he had so much shit. Yeah. He had like a whole trunk full of stuff that he would have to carry to the club. Yes. But they don't have them anymore because Carrot Top became so famous as a prop act that everybody's like, oh, it's a Carrot Top thing. They just abandoned it. Like musical acts. There's no fucking musical acts anymore.
Oh, he had so much shit. Yeah. He had like a whole trunk full of stuff that he would have to carry to the club. Yes. But they don't have them anymore because Carrot Top became so famous as a prop act that everybody's like, oh, it's a Carrot Top thing. They just abandoned it. Like musical acts. There's no fucking musical acts anymore.
But guys who have been around for a long time. They're legacy acts. There's no upcoming people right now that are musical comedians.
But guys who have been around for a long time. They're legacy acts. There's no upcoming people right now that are musical comedians.
But guys who have been around for a long time. They're legacy acts. There's no upcoming people right now that are musical comedians.
There's a few magic acts still that work in California because of the Comedy and Magic Club. Oh, okay. Hermosa Beach. He used to have it where you'd have a magician mixed in with the comedy. Last time I worked there. When I started working there, I was like,
There's a few magic acts still that work in California because of the Comedy and Magic Club. Oh, okay. Hermosa Beach. He used to have it where you'd have a magician mixed in with the comedy. Last time I worked there. When I started working there, I was like,
There's a few magic acts still that work in California because of the Comedy and Magic Club. Oh, okay. Hermosa Beach. He used to have it where you'd have a magician mixed in with the comedy. Last time I worked there. When I started working there, I was like,
And the nicest guy in the world. Yeah. I remember he pulled out like a Smokey the Bear doll. And he's like, only you can prevent forest fires. Shut the fuck up. And he punched the bear. It was so ridiculous. And then he'd move on to something else like it never happened. It's like it was what? He would... Kill. Kill.
And the nicest guy in the world. Yeah. I remember he pulled out like a Smokey the Bear doll. And he's like, only you can prevent forest fires. Shut the fuck up. And he punched the bear. It was so ridiculous. And then he'd move on to something else like it never happened. It's like it was what? He would... Kill. Kill.
And the nicest guy in the world. Yeah. I remember he pulled out like a Smokey the Bear doll. And he's like, only you can prevent forest fires. Shut the fuck up. And he punched the bear. It was so ridiculous. And then he'd move on to something else like it never happened. It's like it was what? He would... Kill. Kill.
No sense. No sense. It was just maniacal. It was just crazy. It was crazy face and crazy eyes. But it was really funny. Like Carrot Top.
No sense. No sense. It was just maniacal. It was just crazy. It was crazy face and crazy eyes. But it was really funny. Like Carrot Top.
No sense. No sense. It was just maniacal. It was just crazy. It was crazy face and crazy eyes. But it was really funny. Like Carrot Top.
But it's like most comics today are just comics. They just do stand-up. There's very little... All the variety stuff is gone.
But it's like most comics today are just comics. They just do stand-up. There's very little... All the variety stuff is gone.
But it's like most comics today are just comics. They just do stand-up. There's very little... All the variety stuff is gone.
Well, in the 80s, comedy was anything. There was no definition of it back then. Guys had pieces of paper they'd bring on stage and hold up signs. There was all kinds of weird shit.
Well, in the 80s, comedy was anything. There was no definition of it back then. Guys had pieces of paper they'd bring on stage and hold up signs. There was all kinds of weird shit.
Well, in the 80s, comedy was anything. There was no definition of it back then. Guys had pieces of paper they'd bring on stage and hold up signs. There was all kinds of weird shit.
You don't want to be a club owner. You don't. You don't. I mean, I give that advice and I became one, but just by necessity. But I was like, this is an important relationship. You got to be nice to them. And so they respect you and you should because everybody in the beginning, you feel like you're ignored by them.
You don't want to be a club owner. You don't. You don't. I mean, I give that advice and I became one, but just by necessity. But I was like, this is an important relationship. You got to be nice to them. And so they respect you and you should because everybody in the beginning, you feel like you're ignored by them.
You don't want to be a club owner. You don't. You don't. I mean, I give that advice and I became one, but just by necessity. But I was like, this is an important relationship. You got to be nice to them. And so they respect you and you should because everybody in the beginning, you feel like you're ignored by them.
Well, there was the guy from the Blue Collar Tour, Bill Engvall. Yeah. He had signs.
Well, there was the guy from the Blue Collar Tour, Bill Engvall. Yeah. He had signs.
Well, there was the guy from the Blue Collar Tour, Bill Engvall. Yeah. He had signs.
The places with the strictest gun laws have the most violence.
The places with the strictest gun laws have the most violence.
The places with the strictest gun laws have the most violence.
Scarcity, dude. That's scarcity.
Scarcity, dude. That's scarcity.
Scarcity, dude. That's scarcity.
It's like you're having a party and you're like, oh, there's not a lot of people there. Sounds like I'll invite a bunch of people. Go to South Central.
It's like you're having a party and you're like, oh, there's not a lot of people there. Sounds like I'll invite a bunch of people. Go to South Central.
It's like you're having a party and you're like, oh, there's not a lot of people there. Sounds like I'll invite a bunch of people. Go to South Central.
government to use propaganda against its citizens, which they were already doing in different ways through CIA and all that stuff. So it sounds like we can legally do it. You can't sue us now. How crazy is it that it's legal to lie?
government to use propaganda against its citizens, which they were already doing in different ways through CIA and all that stuff. So it sounds like we can legally do it. You can't sue us now. How crazy is it that it's legal to lie?
government to use propaganda against its citizens, which they were already doing in different ways through CIA and all that stuff. So it sounds like we can legally do it. You can't sue us now. How crazy is it that it's legal to lie?
Bring them in. But then you study, you study a lot of this stuff and it just gets into like, I think like this kind of like dark energy stuff, man. It's like, if you study like what they did to the native Americans, if you say what they did to the black community, they run the same playbook over and over again, which is take, take like, if you study the natives, right.
Bring them in. But then you study, you study a lot of this stuff and it just gets into like, I think like this kind of like dark energy stuff, man. It's like, if you study like what they did to the native Americans, if you say what they did to the black community, they run the same playbook over and over again, which is take, take like, if you study the natives, right.
Bring them in. But then you study, you study a lot of this stuff and it just gets into like, I think like this kind of like dark energy stuff, man. It's like, if you study like what they did to the native Americans, if you say what they did to the black community, they run the same playbook over and over again, which is take, take like, if you study the natives, right.
They took, they killed all the Buffalo. Which took away all the jobs from the guys.
They took, they killed all the Buffalo. Which took away all the jobs from the guys.
They took, they killed all the Buffalo. Which took away all the jobs from the guys.
It's nuts. And then, you know, the guys didn't, the males, the men didn't have jobs. Yes. And the women always had jobs because they had children and that was their job. And then you look at the black community. They did that exact same thing with the crack epidemic. They took away all the jobs. They flooded it with drugs. They locked up all the men, destroyed the community.
It's nuts. And then, you know, the guys didn't, the males, the men didn't have jobs. Yes. And the women always had jobs because they had children and that was their job. And then you look at the black community. They did that exact same thing with the crack epidemic. They took away all the jobs. They flooded it with drugs. They locked up all the men, destroyed the community.
It's nuts. And then, you know, the guys didn't, the males, the men didn't have jobs. Yes. And the women always had jobs because they had children and that was their job. And then you look at the black community. They did that exact same thing with the crack epidemic. They took away all the jobs. They flooded it with drugs. They locked up all the men, destroyed the community.
And now you see that kind of happening in the bigger cities now where it's like, I was flying on this one airline, I forget what it is, and they were like, we're training only women now to be pilots. And I'm like, is that the best idea right here?
And now you see that kind of happening in the bigger cities now where it's like, I was flying on this one airline, I forget what it is, and they were like, we're training only women now to be pilots. And I'm like, is that the best idea right here?
And now you see that kind of happening in the bigger cities now where it's like, I was flying on this one airline, I forget what it is, and they were like, we're training only women now to be pilots. And I'm like, is that the best idea right here?
Hire the best people. Taken away from jobs from guys.
Hire the best people. Taken away from jobs from guys.
Hire the best people. Taken away from jobs from guys.
I saw Dave Smith talk about that one time.
I saw Dave Smith talk about that one time.
I saw Dave Smith talk about that one time.
The articles, the mentions in the newspapers.
The articles, the mentions in the newspapers.
The articles, the mentions in the newspapers.
Yeah, they're just looking for stuff. Xenophobia, yeah. I think there's a bigger play, and it's divide and conquer, and these are plays in a playbook that they run to do this. For me, it's like study the Cultural Revolution of China, study the Bolshevik Revolution of Russia. Yeah. And I'm sorry, but people can think I'm crazy, but what the Nazis did to Germany.
Yeah, they're just looking for stuff. Xenophobia, yeah. I think there's a bigger play, and it's divide and conquer, and these are plays in a playbook that they run to do this. For me, it's like study the Cultural Revolution of China, study the Bolshevik Revolution of Russia. Yeah. And I'm sorry, but people can think I'm crazy, but what the Nazis did to Germany.
Yeah, they're just looking for stuff. Xenophobia, yeah. I think there's a bigger play, and it's divide and conquer, and these are plays in a playbook that they run to do this. For me, it's like study the Cultural Revolution of China, study the Bolshevik Revolution of Russia. Yeah. And I'm sorry, but people can think I'm crazy, but what the Nazis did to Germany.
It's like these are playbooks to destroy these giant, powerful countries that you can't just invade because you'll get your dick kicked in. So you have to kind of destroy from inside. And I think everything you're talking about right now is of a playbook of cultural Marxism, that this is how you destroy from the inside. And like that Yuri Bevinov or whatever his last name is,
It's like these are playbooks to destroy these giant, powerful countries that you can't just invade because you'll get your dick kicked in. So you have to kind of destroy from inside. And I think everything you're talking about right now is of a playbook of cultural Marxism, that this is how you destroy from the inside. And like that Yuri Bevinov or whatever his last name is,
It's like these are playbooks to destroy these giant, powerful countries that you can't just invade because you'll get your dick kicked in. So you have to kind of destroy from inside. And I think everything you're talking about right now is of a playbook of cultural Marxism, that this is how you destroy from the inside. And like that Yuri Bevinov or whatever his last name is,
Dude, I just saw another video he did where like, and the guy ruined it by putting up all these stupid pictures and it made it way more weaponized than it needed to be. But man, he breaks down how you break down society.
Dude, I just saw another video he did where like, and the guy ruined it by putting up all these stupid pictures and it made it way more weaponized than it needed to be. But man, he breaks down how you break down society.
Dude, I just saw another video he did where like, and the guy ruined it by putting up all these stupid pictures and it made it way more weaponized than it needed to be. But man, he breaks down how you break down society.
To just manipulate energy in your mind and all that stuff to get you to believe certain things. We need to bring back shame. That's my opinion. Well, they have none. It's not going to work.
To just manipulate energy in your mind and all that stuff to get you to believe certain things. We need to bring back shame. That's my opinion. Well, they have none. It's not going to work.
To just manipulate energy in your mind and all that stuff to get you to believe certain things. We need to bring back shame. That's my opinion. Well, they have none. It's not going to work.
There's a couple of videos, one of him sitting down and then there's one where he's giving a seminar and bro, he breaks down every single step and you go, that's happening right now. That's happening right now.
There's a couple of videos, one of him sitting down and then there's one where he's giving a seminar and bro, he breaks down every single step and you go, that's happening right now. That's happening right now.
There's a couple of videos, one of him sitting down and then there's one where he's giving a seminar and bro, he breaks down every single step and you go, that's happening right now. That's happening right now.
It's so crazy to me. And I'm working on this bit right now because, like, everything in television is like Civil War. There's got to be a Civil War. There's got to be movies and... I'm like, between who? Like, the right and the left? That sounds like a curb stomping to me. It's like, you're going to have, like, the rednecks versus the furries. And, like, who's fighting here, dude?
It's so crazy to me. And I'm working on this bit right now because, like, everything in television is like Civil War. There's got to be a Civil War. There's got to be movies and... I'm like, between who? Like, the right and the left? That sounds like a curb stomping to me. It's like, you're going to have, like, the rednecks versus the furries. And, like, who's fighting here, dude?
It's so crazy to me. And I'm working on this bit right now because, like, everything in television is like Civil War. There's got to be a Civil War. There's got to be movies and... I'm like, between who? Like, the right and the left? That sounds like a curb stomping to me. It's like, you're going to have, like, the rednecks versus the furries. And, like, who's fighting here, dude?
It's, like, ridiculous. And because, like, it's gotten so crazy that, like, you know, if you called somebody a fascist, that meant they were, like, taking away your rights. Now it's just your dad who watches Fox News. It's, like, so stupid. Racist. Get called racist.
It's, like, ridiculous. And because, like, it's gotten so crazy that, like, you know, if you called somebody a fascist, that meant they were, like, taking away your rights. Now it's just your dad who watches Fox News. It's, like, so stupid. Racist. Get called racist.
It's, like, ridiculous. And because, like, it's gotten so crazy that, like, you know, if you called somebody a fascist, that meant they were, like, taking away your rights. Now it's just your dad who watches Fox News. It's, like, so stupid. Racist. Get called racist.
It's almost like a badge of honor at this point to be called these terms because it's just by annoying people who I don't like anyways. So it's destroyed this kind of fabric between our relationships between everybody.
It's almost like a badge of honor at this point to be called these terms because it's just by annoying people who I don't like anyways. So it's destroyed this kind of fabric between our relationships between everybody.
It's almost like a badge of honor at this point to be called these terms because it's just by annoying people who I don't like anyways. So it's destroyed this kind of fabric between our relationships between everybody.
They can't. They can't feel anything. It's in their reptilian brains. Which is very, some weird shit going on right now with that.
They can't. They can't feel anything. It's in their reptilian brains. Which is very, some weird shit going on right now with that.
They can't. They can't feel anything. It's in their reptilian brains. Which is very, some weird shit going on right now with that.
What's the play, like, play the tape out. What does that mean? Like, if you go, oh, this is white supremacy. What does that mean? Is he trying to say that they're stealing, like, their valor? Is that what they're saying?
What's the play, like, play the tape out. What does that mean? Like, if you go, oh, this is white supremacy. What does that mean? Is he trying to say that they're stealing, like, their valor? Is that what they're saying?
What's the play, like, play the tape out. What does that mean? Like, if you go, oh, this is white supremacy. What does that mean? Is he trying to say that they're stealing, like, their valor? Is that what they're saying?
And to call him a racist, the whole thing's nuts. I love it, dude. I think the world before that event was crazy, bro. I think it's like Game of Thrones meets Harry Potter. It was the craziest thing ever. Everything... Even if you study the stuff that happened in the Bible and all these crazy things they say people did, I think all that stuff was possible before that.
And to call him a racist, the whole thing's nuts. I love it, dude. I think the world before that event was crazy, bro. I think it's like Game of Thrones meets Harry Potter. It was the craziest thing ever. Everything... Even if you study the stuff that happened in the Bible and all these crazy things they say people did, I think all that stuff was possible before that.
And to call him a racist, the whole thing's nuts. I love it, dude. I think the world before that event was crazy, bro. I think it's like Game of Thrones meets Harry Potter. It was the craziest thing ever. Everything... Even if you study the stuff that happened in the Bible and all these crazy things they say people did, I think all that stuff was possible before that.
And it just wiped out this incredible civilization that was so advanced. And they could manipulate energy and they could do all this. Who built the pyramids? Maybe Nephilim. Who knows? Giants just lifting logs and putting giant bricks and putting them in there.
And it just wiped out this incredible civilization that was so advanced. And they could manipulate energy and they could do all this. Who built the pyramids? Maybe Nephilim. Who knows? Giants just lifting logs and putting giant bricks and putting them in there.
And it just wiped out this incredible civilization that was so advanced. And they could manipulate energy and they could do all this. Who built the pyramids? Maybe Nephilim. Who knows? Giants just lifting logs and putting giant bricks and putting them in there.
I don't know if they're actual reptilians, dude, but there is something going on that they are a group of people because they're all related, which is very weird. If you go back far enough, they're all related. If you study Obama and Bush, right? Because I remember when Obama was running, I was like, oh, change. It's going to be change. Hope and change. Hope and change.
I don't know if they're actual reptilians, dude, but there is something going on that they are a group of people because they're all related, which is very weird. If you go back far enough, they're all related. If you study Obama and Bush, right? Because I remember when Obama was running, I was like, oh, change. It's going to be change. Hope and change. Hope and change.
I don't know if they're actual reptilians, dude, but there is something going on that they are a group of people because they're all related, which is very weird. If you go back far enough, they're all related. If you study Obama and Bush, right? Because I remember when Obama was running, I was like, oh, change. It's going to be change. Hope and change. Hope and change.
That was crazy. That was crazy.
That was crazy. That was crazy.
That was crazy. That was crazy.
Yeah. There's a lot of great YouTube channels that break this stuff down. Like my, on my lunch break and, uh, analog, I've had them on my show and they, he was telling me this story about how like they, they were drilling low and then they got to this and there was just giant, like, cavern, and they found, like, a whole civilization down there that was empty.
Yeah. There's a lot of great YouTube channels that break this stuff down. Like my, on my lunch break and, uh, analog, I've had them on my show and they, he was telling me this story about how like they, they were drilling low and then they got to this and there was just giant, like, cavern, and they found, like, a whole civilization down there that was empty.
Yeah. There's a lot of great YouTube channels that break this stuff down. Like my, on my lunch break and, uh, analog, I've had them on my show and they, he was telling me this story about how like they, they were drilling low and then they got to this and there was just giant, like, cavern, and they found, like, a whole civilization down there that was empty.
And he talked about one time where they just kept drilling, and they just would find civilization on top of civilization, and they got low enough that they found, like... Like, in America, they found, like, Chinese writing low enough... Where is this? If you study these guys, they have these YouTube channels.
And he talked about one time where they just kept drilling, and they just would find civilization on top of civilization, and they got low enough that they found, like... Like, in America, they found, like, Chinese writing low enough... Where is this? If you study these guys, they have these YouTube channels.
And he talked about one time where they just kept drilling, and they just would find civilization on top of civilization, and they got low enough that they found, like... Like, in America, they found, like, Chinese writing low enough... Where is this? If you study these guys, they have these YouTube channels.
It's On My Lunch Break and Analog, and they just break down kind of like something I talked about last time I was on here, which was Tartaria, but it's lost civilizations, how our timeline is completely fucked. It's not even real. There's people who think we're millions of years old, and we have these giant events that kind of come and reset us, but they dig deep enough. There's like
It's On My Lunch Break and Analog, and they just break down kind of like something I talked about last time I was on here, which was Tartaria, but it's lost civilizations, how our timeline is completely fucked. It's not even real. There's people who think we're millions of years old, and we have these giant events that kind of come and reset us, but they dig deep enough. There's like
It's On My Lunch Break and Analog, and they just break down kind of like something I talked about last time I was on here, which was Tartaria, but it's lost civilizations, how our timeline is completely fucked. It's not even real. There's people who think we're millions of years old, and we have these giant events that kind of come and reset us, but they dig deep enough. There's like
Civilizations keep digging. There's another civilization over and over and over. We're just on top of giants, dude.
Civilizations keep digging. There's another civilization over and over and over. We're just on top of giants, dude.
Civilizations keep digging. There's another civilization over and over and over. We're just on top of giants, dude.
Well, it's almost like the Egyptians just kind of moved in and they were like, these are our pyramids.
Well, it's almost like the Egyptians just kind of moved in and they were like, these are our pyramids.
Well, it's almost like the Egyptians just kind of moved in and they were like, these are our pyramids.
And then you start studying the Bushes and the Obamas, and their first ancestor, their common ancestor, is a Hinkley dude. Right?
And then you start studying the Bushes and the Obamas, and their first ancestor, their common ancestor, is a Hinkley dude. Right?
And then you start studying the Bushes and the Obamas, and their first ancestor, their common ancestor, is a Hinkley dude. Right?
Forget about then. Even if you go into these small kind of towns, you just go into like, pick any state, you go into a small town, their city hall is like the most beautiful building you've ever seen surrounded by trailers. And you're like, who was here? Who made that? Why'd they make that? And where'd they go?
Forget about then. Even if you go into these small kind of towns, you just go into like, pick any state, you go into a small town, their city hall is like the most beautiful building you've ever seen surrounded by trailers. And you're like, who was here? Who made that? Why'd they make that? And where'd they go?
Forget about then. Even if you go into these small kind of towns, you just go into like, pick any state, you go into a small town, their city hall is like the most beautiful building you've ever seen surrounded by trailers. And you're like, who was here? Who made that? Why'd they make that? And where'd they go?
What? Yes. Their common ancestor is a Hinckley. And then when you realize that- Hinckley was related to Obama and Bush? And related to the Bushes had dinner with the Hinckleys the night before Reagan got shot. And here's the craziest thing. What? Yeah. Is that crazy?
What? Yes. Their common ancestor is a Hinckley. And then when you realize that- Hinckley was related to Obama and Bush? And related to the Bushes had dinner with the Hinckleys the night before Reagan got shot. And here's the craziest thing. What? Yeah. Is that crazy?
What? Yes. Their common ancestor is a Hinckley. And then when you realize that- Hinckley was related to Obama and Bush? And related to the Bushes had dinner with the Hinckleys the night before Reagan got shot. And here's the craziest thing. What? Yeah. Is that crazy?
Something, dude, you don't know. I mean, we don't know the technology.
Something, dude, you don't know. I mean, we don't know the technology.
Something, dude, you don't know. I mean, we don't know the technology.
I know. How the fuck? It's so crazy. They're building that, and now I drive through this country doing stand-up, and you see churches are in strip malls now, right? It's like you got a church right next to a Jamba Juice. Right. Nobody's building these amazing buildings anymore. Right. It's super sad, and it's also like, is it done on purpose to kind of make you raise your anxiety? Nah.
I know. How the fuck? It's so crazy. They're building that, and now I drive through this country doing stand-up, and you see churches are in strip malls now, right? It's like you got a church right next to a Jamba Juice. Right. Nobody's building these amazing buildings anymore. Right. It's super sad, and it's also like, is it done on purpose to kind of make you raise your anxiety? Nah.
I know. How the fuck? It's so crazy. They're building that, and now I drive through this country doing stand-up, and you see churches are in strip malls now, right? It's like you got a church right next to a Jamba Juice. Right. Nobody's building these amazing buildings anymore. Right. It's super sad, and it's also like, is it done on purpose to kind of make you raise your anxiety? Nah.
That's fine. I don't think it's done on purpose. I'll go my way.
That's fine. I don't think it's done on purpose. I'll go my way.
That's fine. I don't think it's done on purpose. I'll go my way.
That guy's crazy. You see that interview? Scary. Oh, man, when the woman interviews him. I did not say that.
That guy's crazy. You see that interview? Scary. Oh, man, when the woman interviews him. I did not say that.
That guy's crazy. You see that interview? Scary. Oh, man, when the woman interviews him. I did not say that.
All the people in his name are, like, real retards.
All the people in his name are, like, real retards.
All the people in his name are, like, real retards.
That scandal? Wasn't the thing that he liked to just watch his wife get railed? Wasn't that the whole story? Oh, I don't know. The doc at the end, or the mini-series on them was like, he would just love to watch her get railed? Maybe. It's crazy. I wouldn't be shocked. Yeah, I mean, you get that rich kid in the weird shit.
That scandal? Wasn't the thing that he liked to just watch his wife get railed? Wasn't that the whole story? Oh, I don't know. The doc at the end, or the mini-series on them was like, he would just love to watch her get railed? Maybe. It's crazy. I wouldn't be shocked. Yeah, I mean, you get that rich kid in the weird shit.
That scandal? Wasn't the thing that he liked to just watch his wife get railed? Wasn't that the whole story? Oh, I don't know. The doc at the end, or the mini-series on them was like, he would just love to watch her get railed? Maybe. It's crazy. I wouldn't be shocked. Yeah, I mean, you get that rich kid in the weird shit.
No, dude. And there's actually interviews, dude, where he said, Uncle George told me to do it. Oh, Jesus. Didn't they just let him out? Yeah, and now he's doing like plain and coffee beans because he's put out an album or something like that. He's torn off it. But that's a crazy thing.
No, dude. And there's actually interviews, dude, where he said, Uncle George told me to do it. Oh, Jesus. Didn't they just let him out? Yeah, and now he's doing like plain and coffee beans because he's put out an album or something like that. He's torn off it. But that's a crazy thing.
No, dude. And there's actually interviews, dude, where he said, Uncle George told me to do it. Oh, Jesus. Didn't they just let him out? Yeah, and now he's doing like plain and coffee beans because he's put out an album or something like that. He's torn off it. But that's a crazy thing.
Yeah, it's kind of crazy, too, because I grew up in that era, and all that stuff kind of made me question the church and then question God. And then I just kind of go, oh, fuck. Because I've been spending some time with my friends. We kind of listen to Johnny Cash read the Bible.
Yeah, it's kind of crazy, too, because I grew up in that era, and all that stuff kind of made me question the church and then question God. And then I just kind of go, oh, fuck. Because I've been spending some time with my friends. We kind of listen to Johnny Cash read the Bible.
Yeah, it's kind of crazy, too, because I grew up in that era, and all that stuff kind of made me question the church and then question God. And then I just kind of go, oh, fuck. Because I've been spending some time with my friends. We kind of listen to Johnny Cash read the Bible.
It's the best. How old was he when he read the Bible? I don't know how old he was, but it's very soothing. I'm going to be honest with you. I'm on this journey right now, but I've never sat down and read the Bible.
It's the best. How old was he when he read the Bible? I don't know how old he was, but it's very soothing. I'm going to be honest with you. I'm on this journey right now, but I've never sat down and read the Bible.
It's the best. How old was he when he read the Bible? I don't know how old he was, but it's very soothing. I'm going to be honest with you. I'm on this journey right now, but I've never sat down and read the Bible.
I don't know. Just don't say it anymore. Okay. Well, I'm going for a walk.
I don't know. Just don't say it anymore. Okay. Well, I'm going for a walk.
I don't know. Just don't say it anymore. Okay. Well, I'm going for a walk.
Say it. No, it's fine. I don't care. Nothing wrong with being on a spiritual journey. But I'm just trying to learn, right? Because I've been like a real knuckle dragger my whole life. Yeah. I'm trying to get into the higher vibrational, right? So I'm studying this shit.
Say it. No, it's fine. I don't care. Nothing wrong with being on a spiritual journey. But I'm just trying to learn, right? Because I've been like a real knuckle dragger my whole life. Yeah. I'm trying to get into the higher vibrational, right? So I'm studying this shit.
Say it. No, it's fine. I don't care. Nothing wrong with being on a spiritual journey. But I'm just trying to learn, right? Because I've been like a real knuckle dragger my whole life. Yeah. I'm trying to get into the higher vibrational, right? So I'm studying this shit.
Okay, not too old. It's the best. Not too old. Oh, wow. That's fucking great. And you just listen to them. And, like, I never sat down and read the Bible. I've never actually read what's in it. I've been always told what was in it. I never read it. And now to hear it actually read, which technically I'm not reading it either. I'm listening. But, you know, it's like it's really interesting.
Okay, not too old. It's the best. Not too old. Oh, wow. That's fucking great. And you just listen to them. And, like, I never sat down and read the Bible. I've never actually read what's in it. I've been always told what was in it. I never read it. And now to hear it actually read, which technically I'm not reading it either. I'm listening. But, you know, it's like it's really interesting.
Okay, not too old. It's the best. Not too old. Oh, wow. That's fucking great. And you just listen to them. And, like, I never sat down and read the Bible. I've never actually read what's in it. I've been always told what was in it. I never read it. And now to hear it actually read, which technically I'm not reading it either. I'm listening. But, you know, it's like it's really interesting.
I read this book. You listen to a tape, which is fine.
I read this book. You listen to a tape, which is fine.
I read this book. You listen to a tape, which is fine.
Yeah, I love it. Because I can retain knowledge better listening than I can actually reading it because I just go, what did I just read? And I have to go back, and I'm the worst reader possible. It's a skill.
Yeah, I love it. Because I can retain knowledge better listening than I can actually reading it because I just go, what did I just read? And I have to go back, and I'm the worst reader possible. It's a skill.
Yeah, I love it. Because I can retain knowledge better listening than I can actually reading it because I just go, what did I just read? And I have to go back, and I'm the worst reader possible. It's a skill.
And then you got to catch up to what they're saying.
And then you got to catch up to what they're saying.
And then you got to catch up to what they're saying.
Well, I'm a crazy person, so my brain is thinking about a thousand things at one time. Welcome to the club. We're both comedians. I'm like an iPhone. I'm multitasking, doing a bunch of stuff.
Well, I'm a crazy person, so my brain is thinking about a thousand things at one time. Welcome to the club. We're both comedians. I'm like an iPhone. I'm multitasking, doing a bunch of stuff.
Well, I'm a crazy person, so my brain is thinking about a thousand things at one time. Welcome to the club. We're both comedians. I'm like an iPhone. I'm multitasking, doing a bunch of stuff.
You go through it to get to it.
You go through it to get to it.
You go through it to get to it.
That guy's got a huge dick for always on coke. It's like he doesn't get coke dick. It's unbelievable. I'm sure he's digging Viagra too. It's a fucking hog for a dude on crack.
That guy's got a huge dick for always on coke. It's like he doesn't get coke dick. It's unbelievable. I'm sure he's digging Viagra too. It's a fucking hog for a dude on crack.
That guy's got a huge dick for always on coke. It's like he doesn't get coke dick. It's unbelievable. I'm sure he's digging Viagra too. It's a fucking hog for a dude on crack.
Yeah, he was a little off. He was like the one family member that was a little off.
Yeah, he was a little off. He was like the one family member that was a little off.
Yeah, he was a little off. He was like the one family member that was a little off.
Yeah. It's really scary.
Yeah. It's really scary.
Yeah. It's really scary.
Here's the craziest thing about that thing. The Hinckley that shoots at Reagan, he's the first one that can use the, I'm mentally not capable of defending myself. I'm too mentally ill. What's the law where you can... Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Because right around then, John Lennon was also getting assassinated, and his killer tried to use that, I'm not mentally capable thing.
Here's the craziest thing about that thing. The Hinckley that shoots at Reagan, he's the first one that can use the, I'm mentally not capable of defending myself. I'm too mentally ill. What's the law where you can... Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Because right around then, John Lennon was also getting assassinated, and his killer tried to use that, I'm not mentally capable thing.
Here's the craziest thing about that thing. The Hinckley that shoots at Reagan, he's the first one that can use the, I'm mentally not capable of defending myself. I'm too mentally ill. What's the law where you can... Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Because right around then, John Lennon was also getting assassinated, and his killer tried to use that, I'm not mentally capable thing.
Also the brother of the guy who was blamed for the Vegas shooting. Same playbook.
Also the brother of the guy who was blamed for the Vegas shooting. Same playbook.
Also the brother of the guy who was blamed for the Vegas shooting. Same playbook.
It's crazy. And they just put it on your computer and then they rage you and then there's nothing you can do about it.
It's crazy. And they just put it on your computer and then they rage you and then there's nothing you can do about it.
It's crazy. And they just put it on your computer and then they rage you and then there's nothing you can do about it.
Because, you know, the weird thing about that, because there was this whole push, you know, about drag queens. Dude, I've been to drag shows. They're great. Personally, I don't think they need to be reading the kindergartners. That's just my personal opinion. Right. And now they all get a lot of them get busted having weird pass. Right.
Because, you know, the weird thing about that, because there was this whole push, you know, about drag queens. Dude, I've been to drag shows. They're great. Personally, I don't think they need to be reading the kindergartners. That's just my personal opinion. Right. And now they all get a lot of them get busted having weird pass. Right.
Because, you know, the weird thing about that, because there was this whole push, you know, about drag queens. Dude, I've been to drag shows. They're great. Personally, I don't think they need to be reading the kindergartners. That's just my personal opinion. Right. And now they all get a lot of them get busted having weird pass. Right.
And the reason I do that is like whether it's the child sex changes and all that stuff, it's like most of the people pushing that stuff. OK, are in therapy for trauma that occurred to them as children. And now they're totally fine with traumatizing children with weird-ass shit. To me, kindergarten should be A's, B's, C's, adding up.
And the reason I do that is like whether it's the child sex changes and all that stuff, it's like most of the people pushing that stuff. OK, are in therapy for trauma that occurred to them as children. And now they're totally fine with traumatizing children with weird-ass shit. To me, kindergarten should be A's, B's, C's, adding up.
And the reason I do that is like whether it's the child sex changes and all that stuff, it's like most of the people pushing that stuff. OK, are in therapy for trauma that occurred to them as children. And now they're totally fine with traumatizing children with weird-ass shit. To me, kindergarten should be A's, B's, C's, adding up.
Drag queens seem like algebra to me. Really advanced shit that most adults don't even quite understand.
Drag queens seem like algebra to me. Really advanced shit that most adults don't even quite understand.
Drag queens seem like algebra to me. Really advanced shit that most adults don't even quite understand.
Yeah. It's so gross to me.
Yeah. It's so gross to me.
Yeah. It's so gross to me.
They have people that rely on them, and then kids just have nothing. And they're very trusting of adults, too.
They have people that rely on them, and then kids just have nothing. And they're very trusting of adults, too.
They have people that rely on them, and then kids just have nothing. And they're very trusting of adults, too.
That's so – It's fucking – It's so fucked up.
That's so – It's fucking – It's so fucked up.
That's so – It's fucking – It's so fucked up.
I couldn't agree more. It's like, what insane world are we okay with children cutting their dick? It just makes no sense.
I couldn't agree more. It's like, what insane world are we okay with children cutting their dick? It just makes no sense.
I couldn't agree more. It's like, what insane world are we okay with children cutting their dick? It just makes no sense.
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Who killed John Lennon? Do we remember? What was his name? What was it? Dude, and I watched that whole story. Is there a rabbit hole to go down on that one, too? That's a crazy story, too. Because we had this kind of, there was two eras of assassinations where everybody was getting assassinated. Or they were tempted. Chapman. Mark David Chapman. Shot and killed Lennon.
Who killed John Lennon? Do we remember? What was his name? What was it? Dude, and I watched that whole story. Is there a rabbit hole to go down on that one, too? That's a crazy story, too. Because we had this kind of, there was two eras of assassinations where everybody was getting assassinated. Or they were tempted. Chapman. Mark David Chapman. Shot and killed Lennon.
Who killed John Lennon? Do we remember? What was his name? What was it? Dude, and I watched that whole story. Is there a rabbit hole to go down on that one, too? That's a crazy story, too. Because we had this kind of, there was two eras of assassinations where everybody was getting assassinated. Or they were tempted. Chapman. Mark David Chapman. Shot and killed Lennon.
It's so sad and tragic that people are okay with this.
It's so sad and tragic that people are okay with this.
It's so sad and tragic that people are okay with this.
It's basically a wound that you got to put in. And at some point, that wound's going to not start smelling good because it's not meant to be there.
It's basically a wound that you got to put in. And at some point, that wound's going to not start smelling good because it's not meant to be there.
It's basically a wound that you got to put in. And at some point, that wound's going to not start smelling good because it's not meant to be there.
And I just don't understand as a parent how you can't go, no, we're not going to do this. I don't understand why you would allow the thing that is the most beautiful thing in the world, your child, to go through that. I don't understand that because my whole thing is protect my children at all costs. As much as I can, I protect them as much as I can.
And I just don't understand as a parent how you can't go, no, we're not going to do this. I don't understand why you would allow the thing that is the most beautiful thing in the world, your child, to go through that. I don't understand that because my whole thing is protect my children at all costs. As much as I can, I protect them as much as I can.
And I just don't understand as a parent how you can't go, no, we're not going to do this. I don't understand why you would allow the thing that is the most beautiful thing in the world, your child, to go through that. I don't understand that because my whole thing is protect my children at all costs. As much as I can, I protect them as much as I can.
Bro. So he had that, what book did he have on the rye, what is it called? Catcher in the Rye. Catcher in the Rye. That's some MKUltra shit right there.
Bro. So he had that, what book did he have on the rye, what is it called? Catcher in the Rye. Catcher in the Rye. That's some MKUltra shit right there.
Bro. So he had that, what book did he have on the rye, what is it called? Catcher in the Rye. Catcher in the Rye. That's some MKUltra shit right there.
Yeah. But it's interesting because it's this thing we kind of see in society right now in our culture where they're trying to make outlaw shit mainstream. Like when I was growing up, there was always that story that there was a city in Colorado where everyone went to get transitioned and you went out there and that's where you did it. You didn't see it like centers everywhere. Yeah.
Yeah. But it's interesting because it's this thing we kind of see in society right now in our culture where they're trying to make outlaw shit mainstream. Like when I was growing up, there was always that story that there was a city in Colorado where everyone went to get transitioned and you went out there and that's where you did it. You didn't see it like centers everywhere. Yeah.
Yeah. But it's interesting because it's this thing we kind of see in society right now in our culture where they're trying to make outlaw shit mainstream. Like when I was growing up, there was always that story that there was a city in Colorado where everyone went to get transitioned and you went out there and that's where you did it. You didn't see it like centers everywhere. Yeah.
For a long time, Colorado was the place where I always heard you went to go get your dick cut off and stuff like that. Right. Which is fine. Again, live your life. You know, when I was growing up in a small town, I don't think we had any trans. I think we had maybe one and they lived their life. And they live that outlaw lifestyle. Same thing with adult film stars, right?
For a long time, Colorado was the place where I always heard you went to go get your dick cut off and stuff like that. Right. Which is fine. Again, live your life. You know, when I was growing up in a small town, I don't think we had any trans. I think we had maybe one and they lived their life. And they live that outlaw lifestyle. Same thing with adult film stars, right?
For a long time, Colorado was the place where I always heard you went to go get your dick cut off and stuff like that. Right. Which is fine. Again, live your life. You know, when I was growing up in a small town, I don't think we had any trans. I think we had maybe one and they lived their life. And they live that outlaw lifestyle. Same thing with adult film stars, right?
Like, you know, I did The Naughty Show. I interviewed all these adult film stars. That was way before OnlyFans. And now, like, your secretary is an OnlyFans. And they don't understand the lifestyle that comes with being an outlaw, right? Which is, like, there's a reason why porn stars... The average age is like 38 years old, their lifespan, right? Is that real?
Like, you know, I did The Naughty Show. I interviewed all these adult film stars. That was way before OnlyFans. And now, like, your secretary is an OnlyFans. And they don't understand the lifestyle that comes with being an outlaw, right? Which is, like, there's a reason why porn stars... The average age is like 38 years old, their lifespan, right? Is that real?
Like, you know, I did The Naughty Show. I interviewed all these adult film stars. That was way before OnlyFans. And now, like, your secretary is an OnlyFans. And they don't understand the lifestyle that comes with being an outlaw, right? Which is, like, there's a reason why porn stars... The average age is like 38 years old, their lifespan, right? Is that real?
There's people on YouTube that put together these in-memoriam adult film stars. They're all super young, and it's all like ODN suicide murder. It's not an easy lifestyle. There's certain people that are built for that, and it comes from trauma as a childhood.
There's people on YouTube that put together these in-memoriam adult film stars. They're all super young, and it's all like ODN suicide murder. It's not an easy lifestyle. There's certain people that are built for that, and it comes from trauma as a childhood.
There's people on YouTube that put together these in-memoriam adult film stars. They're all super young, and it's all like ODN suicide murder. It's not an easy lifestyle. There's certain people that are built for that, and it comes from trauma as a childhood.
It's an outlaw lifestyle. It's the same thing with the trans stuff. They're trying to make it so the normies are doing it. They're not built for that. There's a certain kind of person built for that certain lifestyle.
It's an outlaw lifestyle. It's the same thing with the trans stuff. They're trying to make it so the normies are doing it. They're not built for that. There's a certain kind of person built for that certain lifestyle.
It's an outlaw lifestyle. It's the same thing with the trans stuff. They're trying to make it so the normies are doing it. They're not built for that. There's a certain kind of person built for that certain lifestyle.
I think I know who you're talking about.
I think I know who you're talking about.
I think I know who you're talking about.
Yes. Because all the porn was legal and it was all online. And it's tubes and you go into why is that a thing? Why is this porn all free?
Yes. Because all the porn was legal and it was all online. And it's tubes and you go into why is that a thing? Why is this porn all free?
Yes. Because all the porn was legal and it was all online. And it's tubes and you go into why is that a thing? Why is this porn all free?
why is that that suggestion bar over there suggesting some weird shit to me like it just brings you deeper and deeper not only that you keep clicking on links and links put up ads yeah there's some banging out ad revenue left and right they were getting some straight like normal ads too like a f like a ford truck i once saw in porno which was like a really weird commercial before you're about to watch interracial gang bangs right it's like
why is that that suggestion bar over there suggesting some weird shit to me like it just brings you deeper and deeper not only that you keep clicking on links and links put up ads yeah there's some banging out ad revenue left and right they were getting some straight like normal ads too like a f like a ford truck i once saw in porno which was like a really weird commercial before you're about to watch interracial gang bangs right it's like
why is that that suggestion bar over there suggesting some weird shit to me like it just brings you deeper and deeper not only that you keep clicking on links and links put up ads yeah there's some banging out ad revenue left and right they were getting some straight like normal ads too like a f like a ford truck i once saw in porno which was like a really weird commercial before you're about to watch interracial gang bangs right it's like
And how many views they're getting. If you go to a video, it's got 3 million views. Why is that any different than watching a stand-up special that has 3 million views?
And how many views they're getting. If you go to a video, it's got 3 million views. Why is that any different than watching a stand-up special that has 3 million views?
And how many views they're getting. If you go to a video, it's got 3 million views. Why is that any different than watching a stand-up special that has 3 million views?
Yeah. It's really crazy. But the game changed. And I always think this is like kind of a... Here it is right here.
Yeah. It's really crazy. But the game changed. And I always think this is like kind of a... Here it is right here.
Yeah. It's really crazy. But the game changed. And I always think this is like kind of a... Here it is right here.
You never know. Nice to believe in authors. The door guy at his apartment building was like a CIA, FBI spook. Jesus Christ. Yeah. They just load it up. When it's meant to happen, you don't get out of there. There's layers upon layers upon layers. That's why when you talk about any of these things that... Even when you talk about the Trump assassination, there's a lot of stuff.
You never know. Nice to believe in authors. The door guy at his apartment building was like a CIA, FBI spook. Jesus Christ. Yeah. They just load it up. When it's meant to happen, you don't get out of there. There's layers upon layers upon layers. That's why when you talk about any of these things that... Even when you talk about the Trump assassination, there's a lot of stuff.
You never know. Nice to believe in authors. The door guy at his apartment building was like a CIA, FBI spook. Jesus Christ. Yeah. They just load it up. When it's meant to happen, you don't get out of there. There's layers upon layers upon layers. That's why when you talk about any of these things that... Even when you talk about the Trump assassination, there's a lot of stuff.
Some of them are. I think there's this big thing where they're like, this chick made a million dollars. And then you study like what the average person makes. It's like $100. I saw this great meme where it's like you started OnlyFans, you made $10, but now everybody in your town knows you have pepperoni nipples. Yeah.
Some of them are. I think there's this big thing where they're like, this chick made a million dollars. And then you study like what the average person makes. It's like $100. I saw this great meme where it's like you started OnlyFans, you made $10, but now everybody in your town knows you have pepperoni nipples. Yeah.
Some of them are. I think there's this big thing where they're like, this chick made a million dollars. And then you study like what the average person makes. It's like $100. I saw this great meme where it's like you started OnlyFans, you made $10, but now everybody in your town knows you have pepperoni nipples. Yeah.
So what was my point? My point was— The point is it used to be an organized kind of real industry, and now it's not that, and it's Wild West, and everybody's doing these— You know what's really weird, dude, is how similar comedians and porn stars business models are. They're almost exactly the same if you study it. Right. It's like we have podcasts. They have only fans. Right.
So what was my point? My point was— The point is it used to be an organized kind of real industry, and now it's not that, and it's Wild West, and everybody's doing these— You know what's really weird, dude, is how similar comedians and porn stars business models are. They're almost exactly the same if you study it. Right. It's like we have podcasts. They have only fans. Right.
So what was my point? My point was— The point is it used to be an organized kind of real industry, and now it's not that, and it's Wild West, and everybody's doing these— You know what's really weird, dude, is how similar comedians and porn stars business models are. They're almost exactly the same if you study it. Right. It's like we have podcasts. They have only fans. Right.
My algorithm on Instagram, I hate it, dude. I hate it. It's all buttholes, dude.
My algorithm on Instagram, I hate it, dude. I hate it. It's all buttholes, dude.
My algorithm on Instagram, I hate it, dude. I hate it. It's all buttholes, dude.
I was at the airport flying here and like, I love children. Like, especially now I have kids, I've realized how magical they are. And like, you go to airports, you don't see kids like you used to when I was coming up. It's just, nobody's having kids anymore. At least that's what they're telling us. But so I'm there. Well, that's why we need immigrants, Sam.
I was at the airport flying here and like, I love children. Like, especially now I have kids, I've realized how magical they are. And like, you go to airports, you don't see kids like you used to when I was coming up. It's just, nobody's having kids anymore. At least that's what they're telling us. But so I'm there. Well, that's why we need immigrants, Sam.
I was at the airport flying here and like, I love children. Like, especially now I have kids, I've realized how magical they are. And like, you go to airports, you don't see kids like you used to when I was coming up. It's just, nobody's having kids anymore. At least that's what they're telling us. But so I'm there. Well, that's why we need immigrants, Sam.
That's why we need to keep the borders open, Sam. I see that. Dude, even like- We need to give them money, Sam. Even Mexico's birth rate's going down. It's like Mexicans aren't having kids now? Dude, that's crazy. Is that real? Yeah. Like, dude, I saw this chart which stated like the birth rates of all these countries. It is not. The only place that's only down 20% in Jamaica.
That's why we need to keep the borders open, Sam. I see that. Dude, even like- We need to give them money, Sam. Even Mexico's birth rate's going down. It's like Mexicans aren't having kids now? Dude, that's crazy. Is that real? Yeah. Like, dude, I saw this chart which stated like the birth rates of all these countries. It is not. The only place that's only down 20% in Jamaica.
That's why we need to keep the borders open, Sam. I see that. Dude, even like- We need to give them money, Sam. Even Mexico's birth rate's going down. It's like Mexicans aren't having kids now? Dude, that's crazy. Is that real? Yeah. Like, dude, I saw this chart which stated like the birth rates of all these countries. It is not. The only place that's only down 20% in Jamaica.
They're still dropping dick. Nobody else is.
They're still dropping dick. Nobody else is.
They're still dropping dick. Nobody else is.
Dude, we're entering our children of men phase, dude. I'm telling you, bro. Maybe. Nobody has kids.
Dude, we're entering our children of men phase, dude. I'm telling you, bro. Maybe. Nobody has kids.
Dude, we're entering our children of men phase, dude. I'm telling you, bro. Maybe. Nobody has kids.
Yeah, now everything's militarized and nobody's having kids. Welcome.
Yeah, now everything's militarized and nobody's having kids. Welcome.
Yeah, now everything's militarized and nobody's having kids. Welcome.
Yeah, it's really sad, dude.
Yeah, it's really sad, dude.
Yeah, it's really sad, dude.
I go, that's a little weird. That's a really weird situation right there. Because if you study these high-impact events, it's kind of like that scene in John Wick. Do you know where John Wick, the hit goes out on him and he's in the plaza and now every assassin has a flip phone suddenly? They're all on flip phones. And it's like, boom, take out John. That's a high-impact event.
I go, that's a little weird. That's a really weird situation right there. Because if you study these high-impact events, it's kind of like that scene in John Wick. Do you know where John Wick, the hit goes out on him and he's in the plaza and now every assassin has a flip phone suddenly? They're all on flip phones. And it's like, boom, take out John. That's a high-impact event.
I go, that's a little weird. That's a really weird situation right there. Because if you study these high-impact events, it's kind of like that scene in John Wick. Do you know where John Wick, the hit goes out on him and he's in the plaza and now every assassin has a flip phone suddenly? They're all on flip phones. And it's like, boom, take out John. That's a high-impact event.
Catastrophe. Everyone's watching eel porn.
Catastrophe. Everyone's watching eel porn.
Catastrophe. Everyone's watching eel porn.
That is so nuts to me. And you know what else is kind of crazy? What feminism has done. I think we're in big trouble. Our gene pool's in big trouble. Especially if you take a look at how many... There's so many OnlyFans. It's unbelievable, right? And that lifestyle...
That is so nuts to me. And you know what else is kind of crazy? What feminism has done. I think we're in big trouble. Our gene pool's in big trouble. Especially if you take a look at how many... There's so many OnlyFans. It's unbelievable, right? And that lifestyle...
That is so nuts to me. And you know what else is kind of crazy? What feminism has done. I think we're in big trouble. Our gene pool's in big trouble. Especially if you take a look at how many... There's so many OnlyFans. It's unbelievable, right? And that lifestyle...
When you're a gorgeous woman like that, that lifestyle that you start to go into OnlyFans, that kind of shuts certain doors in your life. And one thing that is going to happen is high-value males probably don't want an adult film star as the mother of their children. And these are like Viking bitches, right?
When you're a gorgeous woman like that, that lifestyle that you start to go into OnlyFans, that kind of shuts certain doors in your life. And one thing that is going to happen is high-value males probably don't want an adult film star as the mother of their children. And these are like Viking bitches, right?
When you're a gorgeous woman like that, that lifestyle that you start to go into OnlyFans, that kind of shuts certain doors in your life. And one thing that is going to happen is high-value males probably don't want an adult film star as the mother of their children. And these are like Viking bitches, right?
You know, these big old juicy titties and all that stuff. They should be putting out super soldier kids. Right. But because these high value males don't want that, that's going to fuck that gene pool up. And then you look at college and you have these really smart, smart, smart, or I'll say intelligent, intelligent, intelligent women. Women don't want to have kids.
You know, these big old juicy titties and all that stuff. They should be putting out super soldier kids. Right. But because these high value males don't want that, that's going to fuck that gene pool up. And then you look at college and you have these really smart, smart, smart, or I'll say intelligent, intelligent, intelligent women. Women don't want to have kids.
You know, these big old juicy titties and all that stuff. They should be putting out super soldier kids. Right. But because these high value males don't want that, that's going to fuck that gene pool up. And then you look at college and you have these really smart, smart, smart, or I'll say intelligent, intelligent, intelligent women. Women don't want to have kids.
So now you got the smart ones not having kids and the super built ones not having kids. It's going to be super devastating to the gene pool. It's going to get really weird, man. I think we lived through the best times, and I know every generation says that about the next generation, but I think we had it great.
So now you got the smart ones not having kids and the super built ones not having kids. It's going to be super devastating to the gene pool. It's going to get really weird, man. I think we lived through the best times, and I know every generation says that about the next generation, but I think we had it great.
So now you got the smart ones not having kids and the super built ones not having kids. It's going to be super devastating to the gene pool. It's going to get really weird, man. I think we lived through the best times, and I know every generation says that about the next generation, but I think we had it great.
I'd like to be a financial consultant to the strippers. I always wanted to do that, help them invest stripper money. Put a call on this, put a put on that. They must all have OnlyFans, right? Dude, they said like 30% of Miami is OnlyFans. What? Yeah, it's like some crazy number.
I'd like to be a financial consultant to the strippers. I always wanted to do that, help them invest stripper money. Put a call on this, put a put on that. They must all have OnlyFans, right? Dude, they said like 30% of Miami is OnlyFans. What? Yeah, it's like some crazy number.
I'd like to be a financial consultant to the strippers. I always wanted to do that, help them invest stripper money. Put a call on this, put a put on that. They must all have OnlyFans, right? Dude, they said like 30% of Miami is OnlyFans. What? Yeah, it's like some crazy number.
That's like some crazy high number. That seems bonkers. 30% is a little high. I mean, but everybody's hot in Miami. I went to Dunkin' Donuts. I saw a chick working there. I was ready to leave everyone I love for, dude. I was ready, like... I will abandon everybody for those.
That's like some crazy high number. That seems bonkers. 30% is a little high. I mean, but everybody's hot in Miami. I went to Dunkin' Donuts. I saw a chick working there. I was ready to leave everyone I love for, dude. I was ready, like... I will abandon everybody for those.
That's like some crazy high number. That seems bonkers. 30% is a little high. I mean, but everybody's hot in Miami. I went to Dunkin' Donuts. I saw a chick working there. I was ready to leave everyone I love for, dude. I was ready, like... I will abandon everybody for those.
It's the Latino San Diego and then San Diego is the white Miami. That's how it goes, dude. You go to Miami, you're like, you go to San Diego, you're like, you're so gorgeous and you're happy. What is going on here, dude?
It's the Latino San Diego and then San Diego is the white Miami. That's how it goes, dude. You go to Miami, you're like, you go to San Diego, you're like, you're so gorgeous and you're happy. What is going on here, dude?
It's the Latino San Diego and then San Diego is the white Miami. That's how it goes, dude. You go to Miami, you're like, you go to San Diego, you're like, you're so gorgeous and you're happy. What is going on here, dude?
They're just normal people.
They're just normal people.
They're just normal people.
There's layers upon layers upon layers where you're not getting out of there. Like 9-11, JFK.
There's layers upon layers upon layers where you're not getting out of there. Like 9-11, JFK.
There's layers upon layers upon layers where you're not getting out of there. Like 9-11, JFK.
I get asked to audition for stuff all the time. I'm like, I'm done. I'm tired of going in there, auditioning for someone who probably couldn't do the role anyway, so I'm trying to impress them. And I can't act. I'm a horrible actor. I'm functionally illiterate. I can't write. I can only do one thing. It's talk mad shit, and that's it. I'm lucky to have a career doing that.
I get asked to audition for stuff all the time. I'm like, I'm done. I'm tired of going in there, auditioning for someone who probably couldn't do the role anyway, so I'm trying to impress them. And I can't act. I'm a horrible actor. I'm functionally illiterate. I can't write. I can only do one thing. It's talk mad shit, and that's it. I'm lucky to have a career doing that.
I get asked to audition for stuff all the time. I'm like, I'm done. I'm tired of going in there, auditioning for someone who probably couldn't do the role anyway, so I'm trying to impress them. And I can't act. I'm a horrible actor. I'm functionally illiterate. I can't write. I can only do one thing. It's talk mad shit, and that's it. I'm lucky to have a career doing that.
Thank God that's a thing. Thank God. Thank God that's a thing. At the right time, I just started podcasting with you and Redback.
Thank God that's a thing. Thank God. Thank God that's a thing. At the right time, I just started podcasting with you and Redback.
Thank God that's a thing. Thank God. Thank God that's a thing. At the right time, I just started podcasting with you and Redback.
Oh my God, we'd be fucking doomed.
Oh my God, we'd be fucking doomed.
Oh my God, we'd be fucking doomed.
I love Sixth Street energy. I love going there and just feeling the energy. It reminds me, dude, of like, you remember Hollywood Sunset Boulevard in like 98? When like Kobe and Shaq were crushing it with the Lakers and it was just chaos. And we didn't know how good we had it. And it was so much fun. And now that's all gone.
I love Sixth Street energy. I love going there and just feeling the energy. It reminds me, dude, of like, you remember Hollywood Sunset Boulevard in like 98? When like Kobe and Shaq were crushing it with the Lakers and it was just chaos. And we didn't know how good we had it. And it was so much fun. And now that's all gone.
I love Sixth Street energy. I love going there and just feeling the energy. It reminds me, dude, of like, you remember Hollywood Sunset Boulevard in like 98? When like Kobe and Shaq were crushing it with the Lakers and it was just chaos. And we didn't know how good we had it. And it was so much fun. And now that's all gone.
My favorite. Listen, there's two times at the comic store that I loved. Obviously, when you came back and it was just fire and it was like every show is selling out instantly. But there was also that dead period at the store where it was like we could just go up and bomb with dignity and nobody cared.
My favorite. Listen, there's two times at the comic store that I loved. Obviously, when you came back and it was just fire and it was like every show is selling out instantly. But there was also that dead period at the store where it was like we could just go up and bomb with dignity and nobody cared.
My favorite. Listen, there's two times at the comic store that I loved. Obviously, when you came back and it was just fire and it was like every show is selling out instantly. But there was also that dead period at the store where it was like we could just go up and bomb with dignity and nobody cared.
nobody in the or you were just eating a dick and you felt great about yourself because it was like towards the end of mitzi's like she was still in control but she wasn't like that was 2007 to 14. yeah it was just yeah that's when i was gone yeah no no it was right before you left too you were you were the i loved you you were the only one putting your name on the marquee still and you know you'd have these guys popping in doing an hour their name weren't on the marquee it was it was chaos man
nobody in the or you were just eating a dick and you felt great about yourself because it was like towards the end of mitzi's like she was still in control but she wasn't like that was 2007 to 14. yeah it was just yeah that's when i was gone yeah no no it was right before you left too you were you were the i loved you you were the only one putting your name on the marquee still and you know you'd have these guys popping in doing an hour their name weren't on the marquee it was it was chaos man
nobody in the or you were just eating a dick and you felt great about yourself because it was like towards the end of mitzi's like she was still in control but she wasn't like that was 2007 to 14. yeah it was just yeah that's when i was gone yeah no no it was right before you left too you were you were the i loved you you were the only one putting your name on the marquee still and you know you'd have these guys popping in doing an hour their name weren't on the marquee it was it was chaos man
Says who? Says who? So I always appreciate you putting your name on a marquee because we got to perform in front of like packed crowds. But during the week, I remember I'd walk up, Steve Renizzisi still working at the cash register. And he's like, should I get a new job? You'd look in, there's like 10 people in the OR.
Says who? Says who? So I always appreciate you putting your name on a marquee because we got to perform in front of like packed crowds. But during the week, I remember I'd walk up, Steve Renizzisi still working at the cash register. And he's like, should I get a new job? You'd look in, there's like 10 people in the OR.
Says who? Says who? So I always appreciate you putting your name on a marquee because we got to perform in front of like packed crowds. But during the week, I remember I'd walk up, Steve Renizzisi still working at the cash register. And he's like, should I get a new job? You'd look in, there's like 10 people in the OR.
Yes. And I got in in 98 and it was, it was, I always said it's the purest comedy ever was because the inmates were running the asylum and you could just be, you could go do a set, do blow over there, have a great time, live your life. And it was such a blessing because everybody,
Yes. And I got in in 98 and it was, it was, I always said it's the purest comedy ever was because the inmates were running the asylum and you could just be, you could go do a set, do blow over there, have a great time, live your life. And it was such a blessing because everybody,
Yes. And I got in in 98 and it was, it was, I always said it's the purest comedy ever was because the inmates were running the asylum and you could just be, you could go do a set, do blow over there, have a great time, live your life. And it was such a blessing because everybody,
Two shows in the main room, sold out.
Two shows in the main room, sold out.
Two shows in the main room, sold out.
Yeah, they replaced the sign. I'm like, so sad. It's like, dude, there was a bullet hole from Kenison. Why would you fix that?
Yeah, they replaced the sign. I'm like, so sad. It's like, dude, there was a bullet hole from Kenison. Why would you fix that?
Yeah, they replaced the sign. I'm like, so sad. It's like, dude, there was a bullet hole from Kenison. Why would you fix that?
It dropped off again. And I remember when you came back, I remember I wasn't in town. It was a big event. And everyone's so excited, and the things just change, and it just became just fire there overnight. Overnight. But I always could tell whether you or Joey Diaz was on the lineup, because when you weren't on the lineup, the crowds were totally different.
It dropped off again. And I remember when you came back, I remember I wasn't in town. It was a big event. And everyone's so excited, and the things just change, and it just became just fire there overnight. Overnight. But I always could tell whether you or Joey Diaz was on the lineup, because when you weren't on the lineup, the crowds were totally different.
It dropped off again. And I remember when you came back, I remember I wasn't in town. It was a big event. And everyone's so excited, and the things just change, and it just became just fire there overnight. Overnight. But I always could tell whether you or Joey Diaz was on the lineup, because when you weren't on the lineup, the crowds were totally different.
And I'm like, oh, Triple E's going to have to work tonight, dude. It's going to be a rough one. We're going to war. We're going to lose some soldiers tonight.
And I'm like, oh, Triple E's going to have to work tonight, dude. It's going to be a rough one. We're going to war. We're going to lose some soldiers tonight.
And I'm like, oh, Triple E's going to have to work tonight, dude. It's going to be a rough one. We're going to war. We're going to lose some soldiers tonight.
I felt like that at your club last night. Oh, yeah. I felt like that. Yeah. It was so funny because I came out and I did Kill Tony two weeks ago. And, you know, I took Tony on his first road gig. You can actually watch. There's a video on YouTube where I used to do something called Before and After. And I would interview, like, I'd take door guys on the road. I'd interview them before the show.
I felt like that at your club last night. Oh, yeah. I felt like that. Yeah. It was so funny because I came out and I did Kill Tony two weeks ago. And, you know, I took Tony on his first road gig. You can actually watch. There's a video on YouTube where I used to do something called Before and After. And I would interview, like, I'd take door guys on the road. I'd interview them before the show.
I felt like that at your club last night. Oh, yeah. I felt like that. Yeah. It was so funny because I came out and I did Kill Tony two weeks ago. And, you know, I took Tony on his first road gig. You can actually watch. There's a video on YouTube where I used to do something called Before and After. And I would interview, like, I'd take door guys on the road. I'd interview them before the show.
And then I would interview them after the show because I know it was going to be chaotic. And you can see Tony's first gig he ever did on the road is on the internet. Wow. And now, you know, and I did like Kill Tony super early. So, you know, that's kind of how I thought the show was, how it was when it first started. So, you know, I call up Red Band.
And then I would interview them after the show because I know it was going to be chaotic. And you can see Tony's first gig he ever did on the road is on the internet. Wow. And now, you know, and I did like Kill Tony super early. So, you know, that's kind of how I thought the show was, how it was when it first started. So, you know, I call up Red Band.
And then I would interview them after the show because I know it was going to be chaotic. And you can see Tony's first gig he ever did on the road is on the internet. Wow. And now, you know, and I did like Kill Tony super early. So, you know, that's kind of how I thought the show was, how it was when it first started. So, you know, I call up Red Band.
I hit up Red Band and tell them, like, hey, man, my special's dropping. Can I come and do the show? They're like, yeah, come on. So I'd be telling people. I'm like, hey, dude, I'm doing Kill Tony. It's like I'm having a kid. Like I'm going to have a new child come into the world. People are like, I'm so happy for you. You deserve it. You're doing great. I didn't realize what I was walking into.
I hit up Red Band and tell them, like, hey, man, my special's dropping. Can I come and do the show? They're like, yeah, come on. So I'd be telling people. I'm like, hey, dude, I'm doing Kill Tony. It's like I'm having a kid. Like I'm going to have a new child come into the world. People are like, I'm so happy for you. You deserve it. You're doing great. I didn't realize what I was walking into.
I hit up Red Band and tell them, like, hey, man, my special's dropping. Can I come and do the show? They're like, yeah, come on. So I'd be telling people. I'm like, hey, dude, I'm doing Kill Tony. It's like I'm having a kid. Like I'm going to have a new child come into the world. People are like, I'm so happy for you. You deserve it. You're doing great. I didn't realize what I was walking into.
Bro, you should have come to Madison Square Garden. I don't know why I didn't go. I was like, Dana's like, why didn't you go? I go, we could have done that. We could have gone. I didn't even think.
Bro, you should have come to Madison Square Garden. I don't know why I didn't go. I was like, Dana's like, why didn't you go? I go, we could have done that. We could have gone. I didn't even think.
Bro, you should have come to Madison Square Garden. I don't know why I didn't go. I was like, Dana's like, why didn't you go? I go, we could have done that. We could have gone. I didn't even think.
I wish I could have gone.
I wish I could have gone.
I wish I could have gone.
I didn't even think to go. I was like, man. Why didn't I go? All my friends were there. I wish I talked to you about it. You should have went.
I didn't even think to go. I was like, man. Why didn't I go? All my friends were there. I wish I talked to you about it. You should have went.
I didn't even think to go. I was like, man. Why didn't I go? All my friends were there. I wish I talked to you about it. You should have went.
But I'm there, right? I'm there. And I do kill Tony. And I just feel this freedom I haven't felt in a long time. There's a shadow in the cave in Hollywood of cancel culture, and people are just afraid. I mean, they're just afraid.
But I'm there, right? I'm there. And I do kill Tony. And I just feel this freedom I haven't felt in a long time. There's a shadow in the cave in Hollywood of cancel culture, and people are just afraid. I mean, they're just afraid.
But I'm there, right? I'm there. And I do kill Tony. And I just feel this freedom I haven't felt in a long time. There's a shadow in the cave in Hollywood of cancel culture, and people are just afraid. I mean, they're just afraid.
Dude, that's why I love you. You're such a word. You love the art. I've always felt that from you. You've always loved the art. And I've always totally respected that in you because you could have slide. And I know you like you fucking like you take a notepad and you write and you work those bits and you listen to yourself and you always, always like fine tune it.
Dude, that's why I love you. You're such a word. You love the art. I've always felt that from you. You've always loved the art. And I've always totally respected that in you because you could have slide. And I know you like you fucking like you take a notepad and you write and you work those bits and you listen to yourself and you always, always like fine tune it.
Dude, that's why I love you. You're such a word. You love the art. I've always felt that from you. You've always loved the art. And I've always totally respected that in you because you could have slide. And I know you like you fucking like you take a notepad and you write and you work those bits and you listen to yourself and you always, always like fine tune it.
And that's why when you're special and you did live, which is fucking bananas. I loved it, dude. I was so happy for you because I know how much time you put into it. It's crazy.
And that's why when you're special and you did live, which is fucking bananas. I loved it, dude. I was so happy for you because I know how much time you put into it. It's crazy.
And that's why when you're special and you did live, which is fucking bananas. I loved it, dude. I was so happy for you because I know how much time you put into it. It's crazy.
Bro, it's so nuts because most people, people don't know this about specials, is most people record multiple shows so they can edit it together so they get the best representation. To go up there and like... Last night I did the smaller room in your club, and there was a couple moments where I flubbed some words, and I was like, don't crash the plane. Don't crash the plane.
Bro, it's so nuts because most people, people don't know this about specials, is most people record multiple shows so they can edit it together so they get the best representation. To go up there and like... Last night I did the smaller room in your club, and there was a couple moments where I flubbed some words, and I was like, don't crash the plane. Don't crash the plane.
Bro, it's so nuts because most people, people don't know this about specials, is most people record multiple shows so they can edit it together so they get the best representation. To go up there and like... Last night I did the smaller room in your club, and there was a couple moments where I flubbed some words, and I was like, don't crash the plane. Don't crash the plane.
Stay in the pocket, dude. You just flubbed a couple words. It's okay. And then you write it, and then you go. To do it live is crazy.
Stay in the pocket, dude. You just flubbed a couple words. It's okay. And then you write it, and then you go. To do it live is crazy.
Stay in the pocket, dude. You just flubbed a couple words. It's okay. And then you write it, and then you go. To do it live is crazy.
I think about that all the time.
I think about that all the time.
I think about that all the time.
How do you have time, bro? How do you keep all this stuff going? I got in yesterday and I wanted to text you, but I'm like, oh, dude.
How do you have time, bro? How do you keep all this stuff going? I got in yesterday and I wanted to text you, but I'm like, oh, dude.
How do you have time, bro? How do you keep all this stuff going? I got in yesterday and I wanted to text you, but I'm like, oh, dude.
so busy I'm just gonna let him do his thing I don't my phone's constantly blowing up and I'm not even close to what I don't know how you keep everything going and not like it's it's amazing to me because I'm constantly like on the verge of like I'm just gonna fake my own death and disappear
so busy I'm just gonna let him do his thing I don't my phone's constantly blowing up and I'm not even close to what I don't know how you keep everything going and not like it's it's amazing to me because I'm constantly like on the verge of like I'm just gonna fake my own death and disappear
so busy I'm just gonna let him do his thing I don't my phone's constantly blowing up and I'm not even close to what I don't know how you keep everything going and not like it's it's amazing to me because I'm constantly like on the verge of like I'm just gonna fake my own death and disappear
It's so insane, dude. People have no clue how that hurts.
It's so insane, dude. People have no clue how that hurts.
It's so insane, dude. People have no clue how that hurts.
heard that is and anyone who's ever shot a special has to be like that's insanity dude to do that because most people don't have the ability to do that and I respect you and I've always done that because you do have the discipline and you know now that I've gotten sober like that's what I work on is discipline you know the like the getting into a routine of going work out get this done and now I'm gonna be honest with you I always was a stage writer I mostly just wrote on stage tagged it and could remember it and get the time you
heard that is and anyone who's ever shot a special has to be like that's insanity dude to do that because most people don't have the ability to do that and I respect you and I've always done that because you do have the discipline and you know now that I've gotten sober like that's what I work on is discipline you know the like the getting into a routine of going work out get this done and now I'm gonna be honest with you I always was a stage writer I mostly just wrote on stage tagged it and could remember it and get the time you
heard that is and anyone who's ever shot a special has to be like that's insanity dude to do that because most people don't have the ability to do that and I respect you and I've always done that because you do have the discipline and you know now that I've gotten sober like that's what I work on is discipline you know the like the getting into a routine of going work out get this done and now I'm gonna be honest with you I always was a stage writer I mostly just wrote on stage tagged it and could remember it and get the time you
get the beats down in my head but now that like in november i'll be doing stand-up for 30 years i don't even most people are retiring from whatever they're doing at that time i still absolutely love stand-up comedy um so but now i've kind of talked about all the things i really used to get downloads dude like i would get downloads of jokes jokes would come to me fully formed and i would just go on stage and do them like i remember one day i'm i'm sleeping i just wake up i'm like oh
get the beats down in my head but now that like in november i'll be doing stand-up for 30 years i don't even most people are retiring from whatever they're doing at that time i still absolutely love stand-up comedy um so but now i've kind of talked about all the things i really used to get downloads dude like i would get downloads of jokes jokes would come to me fully formed and i would just go on stage and do them like i remember one day i'm i'm sleeping i just wake up i'm like oh
get the beats down in my head but now that like in november i'll be doing stand-up for 30 years i don't even most people are retiring from whatever they're doing at that time i still absolutely love stand-up comedy um so but now i've kind of talked about all the things i really used to get downloads dude like i would get downloads of jokes jokes would come to me fully formed and i would just go on stage and do them like i remember one day i'm i'm sleeping i just wake up i'm like oh
The seven stages of grief of shitting your pants, right? I just had the joke, like, right there, and it's like this. I did it on my special, and it's a great bit, you know? But now I've kind of tapped into everything. And I heard Doug Stanhope talk about this one time. Yeah. Where he's like, I talked about everything I cared about. Yeah, but you know what Doug told me?
The seven stages of grief of shitting your pants, right? I just had the joke, like, right there, and it's like this. I did it on my special, and it's a great bit, you know? But now I've kind of tapped into everything. And I heard Doug Stanhope talk about this one time. Yeah. Where he's like, I talked about everything I cared about. Yeah, but you know what Doug told me?
The seven stages of grief of shitting your pants, right? I just had the joke, like, right there, and it's like this. I did it on my special, and it's a great bit, you know? But now I've kind of tapped into everything. And I heard Doug Stanhope talk about this one time. Yeah. Where he's like, I talked about everything I cared about. Yeah, but you know what Doug told me?
I'm thinking about, I would love, I mean, December 9th will be four years. I'm so thankful for my sobriety. Stay sober. I do want to microdose during jujitsu, but that's about it. That's the one thing.
I'm thinking about, I would love, I mean, December 9th will be four years. I'm so thankful for my sobriety. Stay sober. I do want to microdose during jujitsu, but that's about it. That's the one thing.
I'm thinking about, I would love, I mean, December 9th will be four years. I'm so thankful for my sobriety. Stay sober. I do want to microdose during jujitsu, but that's about it. That's the one thing.
Well, it's like it's just my the point is, is like now I'm sitting down and writing and I'm like sitting down and I'll write. My goal is at night to do like 30 minutes of stretching, 30 minutes of writing and then 30 minutes of reading.
Well, it's like it's just my the point is, is like now I'm sitting down and writing and I'm like sitting down and I'll write. My goal is at night to do like 30 minutes of stretching, 30 minutes of writing and then 30 minutes of reading.
Well, it's like it's just my the point is, is like now I'm sitting down and writing and I'm like sitting down and I'll write. My goal is at night to do like 30 minutes of stretching, 30 minutes of writing and then 30 minutes of reading.
If you can get one good bit a week, that's about five minutes. By the end of the year, you're going to be like five good minutes a month. You just got to get five good minutes a month.
If you can get one good bit a week, that's about five minutes. By the end of the year, you're going to be like five good minutes a month. You just got to get five good minutes a month.
If you can get one good bit a week, that's about five minutes. By the end of the year, you're going to be like five good minutes a month. You just got to get five good minutes a month.
And then if you do that for two years, you can pull from 120 minutes down to a murder 60. Yeah. So that's what I'm working on now.
And then if you do that for two years, you can pull from 120 minutes down to a murder 60. Yeah. So that's what I'm working on now.
And then if you do that for two years, you can pull from 120 minutes down to a murder 60. Yeah. So that's what I'm working on now.
And I'm trying right now to really work on taking my experiences and turning them into jokes instead of just doing observations, which is fine. But I'm trying to take experiences that I feel to make it as authentic as I can to who I am. And sometimes I could wander into some stuff where I'm like, I'm sure somebody already said that, but I'm just like, you know, it's authentic to me.
And I'm trying right now to really work on taking my experiences and turning them into jokes instead of just doing observations, which is fine. But I'm trying to take experiences that I feel to make it as authentic as I can to who I am. And sometimes I could wander into some stuff where I'm like, I'm sure somebody already said that, but I'm just like, you know, it's authentic to me.
And I'm trying right now to really work on taking my experiences and turning them into jokes instead of just doing observations, which is fine. But I'm trying to take experiences that I feel to make it as authentic as I can to who I am. And sometimes I could wander into some stuff where I'm like, I'm sure somebody already said that, but I'm just like, you know, it's authentic to me.
Like, I have this bit about, I almost OD'd on like a gas station boner pill one time. This is like a true story. Did you get it from Red Band? No. Just one day, I don't know why, I was at a gas station. I saw the Rhino 55,000. I'm like, give it to me. And I was up for three days straight, rock hard. And I'm like, I'm going to die.
Like, I have this bit about, I almost OD'd on like a gas station boner pill one time. This is like a true story. Did you get it from Red Band? No. Just one day, I don't know why, I was at a gas station. I saw the Rhino 55,000. I'm like, give it to me. And I was up for three days straight, rock hard. And I'm like, I'm going to die.
Like, I have this bit about, I almost OD'd on like a gas station boner pill one time. This is like a true story. Did you get it from Red Band? No. Just one day, I don't know why, I was at a gas station. I saw the Rhino 55,000. I'm like, give it to me. And I was up for three days straight, rock hard. And I'm like, I'm going to die.
I was up, dude, and I had jujitsu in the morning. I'm like, this is not good. Probably meth. But I'm probably like, I'm sure somebody might have talked about this, but I don't care because this is my experience. Yeah. And I am just going to write about my experience.
I was up, dude, and I had jujitsu in the morning. I'm like, this is not good. Probably meth. But I'm probably like, I'm sure somebody might have talked about this, but I don't care because this is my experience. Yeah. And I am just going to write about my experience.
I was up, dude, and I had jujitsu in the morning. I'm like, this is not good. Probably meth. But I'm probably like, I'm sure somebody might have talked about this, but I don't care because this is my experience. Yeah. And I am just going to write about my experience.
They're still there, dude.
They're still there, dude.
They're still there, dude.
That has to be along right up there with the guy who died in Mr. Hands. Like, imagine going to that funeral, dude.
That has to be along right up there with the guy who died in Mr. Hands. Like, imagine going to that funeral, dude.
That has to be along right up there with the guy who died in Mr. Hands. Like, imagine going to that funeral, dude.
It's eventually going to catch up with you.
It's eventually going to catch up with you.
It's eventually going to catch up with you.
That was the good times.
That was the good times.
That was the good times.
On Instagram? Yeah. Yeah. They're showing that?
On Instagram? Yeah. Yeah. They're showing that?
On Instagram? Yeah. Yeah. They're showing that?
I'm going to bid a dollar only because I think that... People are like, let's not tell them they died from a boner pill. So who's actually... Probably Viagra.
I'm going to bid a dollar only because I think that... People are like, let's not tell them they died from a boner pill. So who's actually... Probably Viagra.
I'm going to bid a dollar only because I think that... People are like, let's not tell them they died from a boner pill. So who's actually... Probably Viagra.
Did we find out, Jamie? Jamie, what do we got?
Did we find out, Jamie? Jamie, what do we got?
Did we find out, Jamie? Jamie, what do we got?
Dude, he wiped up a hooker. God bless him. He what?
Dude, he wiped up a hooker. God bless him. He what?
Dude, he wiped up a hooker. God bless him. He what?
Yeah, it's like that pink cocaine where they're just like, it's just literally an everything bagel of drugs.
Yeah, it's like that pink cocaine where they're just like, it's just literally an everything bagel of drugs.
Yeah, it's like that pink cocaine where they're just like, it's just literally an everything bagel of drugs.
Have some fucking heroin.
Have some fucking heroin.
Have some fucking heroin.
I did with that... I had... Somebody gave me a six zine. Is that a zine?
I did with that... I had... Somebody gave me a six zine. Is that a zine?
I did with that... I had... Somebody gave me a six zine. Is that a zine?
They gave me a six. I was drunk driving, dude. I had to pull over, be like, just calm down. I like... Because they thought it'd be funny. I'm like putting... I don't feel anything. As I'm walking, I'm like... That's interesting. You felt like you lost your motor control? Oh, dude...
They gave me a six. I was drunk driving, dude. I had to pull over, be like, just calm down. I like... Because they thought it'd be funny. I'm like putting... I don't feel anything. As I'm walking, I'm like... That's interesting. You felt like you lost your motor control? Oh, dude...
They gave me a six. I was drunk driving, dude. I had to pull over, be like, just calm down. I like... Because they thought it'd be funny. I'm like putting... I don't feel anything. As I'm walking, I'm like... That's interesting. You felt like you lost your motor control? Oh, dude...
i i would if everyone in in aa didn't do zines or zines i would say i relapsed that's how how like all over the place i felt when i took this that's a big jump on a six six yeah yeah bro lucy's have 12s and there's a this is a what is this one here this might be an eight oh is it 12 1 12 No. I mean, am I going to get real? Is it tobacco? Just tobacco?
i i would if everyone in in aa didn't do zines or zines i would say i relapsed that's how how like all over the place i felt when i took this that's a big jump on a six six yeah yeah bro lucy's have 12s and there's a this is a what is this one here this might be an eight oh is it 12 1 12 No. I mean, am I going to get real? Is it tobacco? Just tobacco?
i i would if everyone in in aa didn't do zines or zines i would say i relapsed that's how how like all over the place i felt when i took this that's a big jump on a six six yeah yeah bro lucy's have 12s and there's a this is a what is this one here this might be an eight oh is it 12 1 12 No. I mean, am I going to get real? Is it tobacco? Just tobacco?
You're going to pop a 12? Let's fucking go. Dude, I'll be throwing up in the corner.
You're going to pop a 12? Let's fucking go. Dude, I'll be throwing up in the corner.
You're going to pop a 12? Let's fucking go. Dude, I'll be throwing up in the corner.
Do you have a three or anything?
Do you have a three or anything?
Do you have a three or anything?
No, you don't have no pussy threes? I'm not a pussy. No pussy threes?
No, you don't have no pussy threes? I'm not a pussy. No pussy threes?
No, you don't have no pussy threes? I'm not a pussy. No pussy threes?
Should I do this right now?
Should I do this right now?
Should I do this right now?
Okay. So if I just end up drooling by the end of this, you won't hate me?
Okay. So if I just end up drooling by the end of this, you won't hate me?
Okay. So if I just end up drooling by the end of this, you won't hate me?
Putting stuff in there to get you resolved. So who knows?
Putting stuff in there to get you resolved. So who knows?
Putting stuff in there to get you resolved. So who knows?
I feel bad for fighters because that probably happens more than we probably know, where they take a supplement, they've been told it's fine, and then they- That does happen.
I feel bad for fighters because that probably happens more than we probably know, where they take a supplement, they've been told it's fine, and then they- That does happen.
I feel bad for fighters because that probably happens more than we probably know, where they take a supplement, they've been told it's fine, and then they- That does happen.
That's my girlfriend. Dana has a peanut allergy, so she can't even go anywhere near that stuff. And even if they cook, they can't cook it somewhere else because you never know how clean the plate is or whatever they're cooking on.
That's my girlfriend. Dana has a peanut allergy, so she can't even go anywhere near that stuff. And even if they cook, they can't cook it somewhere else because you never know how clean the plate is or whatever they're cooking on.
That's my girlfriend. Dana has a peanut allergy, so she can't even go anywhere near that stuff. And even if they cook, they can't cook it somewhere else because you never know how clean the plate is or whatever they're cooking on.
Can you believe they used to—I remember when they allowed smoking on a plane.
Can you believe they used to—I remember when they allowed smoking on a plane.
Can you believe they used to—I remember when they allowed smoking on a plane.
Which is hilarious because that kind of gets into with the COVID stuff. The plane has the greatest air filter system out there. So you could literally smoke in the front row and it didn't affect really far in the back.
Which is hilarious because that kind of gets into with the COVID stuff. The plane has the greatest air filter system out there. So you could literally smoke in the front row and it didn't affect really far in the back.
Which is hilarious because that kind of gets into with the COVID stuff. The plane has the greatest air filter system out there. So you could literally smoke in the front row and it didn't affect really far in the back.
I remember I was playing the club called Riddles in Chicago just outside. It's like, I forget what the city outside Chicago, but it was one of the last places that you could still smoke inside. And the stage was so high. So you would literally be like in the smoke. So here's people smoking on an airplane. That's so crazy, dude.
I remember I was playing the club called Riddles in Chicago just outside. It's like, I forget what the city outside Chicago, but it was one of the last places that you could still smoke inside. And the stage was so high. So you would literally be like in the smoke. So here's people smoking on an airplane. That's so crazy, dude.
I remember I was playing the club called Riddles in Chicago just outside. It's like, I forget what the city outside Chicago, but it was one of the last places that you could still smoke inside. And the stage was so high. So you would literally be like in the smoke. So here's people smoking on an airplane. That's so crazy, dude.
Like when they always announce this is a non-smoking flight, like where are the smoking flights?
Like when they always announce this is a non-smoking flight, like where are the smoking flights?
Like when they always announce this is a non-smoking flight, like where are the smoking flights?
Yeah, probably. This looks like a conversation. When did they ban it? When did they ban in-flight smoking?
Yeah, probably. This looks like a conversation. When did they ban it? When did they ban in-flight smoking?
Yeah, probably. This looks like a conversation. When did they ban it? When did they ban in-flight smoking?
Yeah, I call it Gorilla in the Mist because you couldn't see anybody in the crowd. You see images, like just black figures moving, dark, shady figures moving in this mist.
Yeah, I call it Gorilla in the Mist because you couldn't see anybody in the crowd. You see images, like just black figures moving, dark, shady figures moving in this mist.
Yeah, I call it Gorilla in the Mist because you couldn't see anybody in the crowd. You see images, like just black figures moving, dark, shady figures moving in this mist.
You were contact high the minute your foot hit the stage. You were bonkers.
You were contact high the minute your foot hit the stage. You were bonkers.
You were contact high the minute your foot hit the stage. You were bonkers.
Toronto's got a great comedy scene right now. I just did a gig up there, and it reminded me a lot of your club. Dude, those kids don't care, bro. They'll say everything to anybody all the time. I'm like, How is this possible?
Toronto's got a great comedy scene right now. I just did a gig up there, and it reminded me a lot of your club. Dude, those kids don't care, bro. They'll say everything to anybody all the time. I'm like, How is this possible?
Toronto's got a great comedy scene right now. I just did a gig up there, and it reminded me a lot of your club. Dude, those kids don't care, bro. They'll say everything to anybody all the time. I'm like, How is this possible?
How is anybody okay with that? How are people in the far, far left, right, the progressive left, which is like the last – I'd say like – 10% of the population, right? How are they okay with information being censored? No matter what your stance is.
How is anybody okay with that? How are people in the far, far left, right, the progressive left, which is like the last – I'd say like – 10% of the population, right? How are they okay with information being censored? No matter what your stance is.
How is anybody okay with that? How are people in the far, far left, right, the progressive left, which is like the last – I'd say like – 10% of the population, right? How are they okay with information being censored? No matter what your stance is.
So my question to you is, you don't think it has anything to do with censoring information?
So my question to you is, you don't think it has anything to do with censoring information?
So my question to you is, you don't think it has anything to do with censoring information?
You had to be meeting in basements to have conversations.
You had to be meeting in basements to have conversations.
You had to be meeting in basements to have conversations.
This is a huge deal. And like this kind of fits into my whole belief about what the alleged kidnapping of the Michigan governor, which turned out to be a bunch of FBI informants. I saw the funniest meme and Ari was like, what is this meme? Oh, yeah. Fed, Fed, Fed, some autistic fuck, right? Right? It was so funny.
This is a huge deal. And like this kind of fits into my whole belief about what the alleged kidnapping of the Michigan governor, which turned out to be a bunch of FBI informants. I saw the funniest meme and Ari was like, what is this meme? Oh, yeah. Fed, Fed, Fed, some autistic fuck, right? Right? It was so funny.
This is a huge deal. And like this kind of fits into my whole belief about what the alleged kidnapping of the Michigan governor, which turned out to be a bunch of FBI informants. I saw the funniest meme and Ari was like, what is this meme? Oh, yeah. Fed, Fed, Fed, some autistic fuck, right? Right? It was so funny.
And then you get into—so they took that guy who was running that FBI program and moved him over to January 6th. And he was in charge of that.
And then you get into—so they took that guy who was running that FBI program and moved him over to January 6th. And he was in charge of that.
And then you get into—so they took that guy who was running that FBI program and moved him over to January 6th. And he was in charge of that.
So it's like I personally believe if you go, Sam, what do you think that's all about? I think those two events were to try to drum up support for the Homeland Security opening up a department of domestic terrorism in which they can label a U.S. citizen a domestic terrorist, which means all your civil rights go away. Right.
So it's like I personally believe if you go, Sam, what do you think that's all about? I think those two events were to try to drum up support for the Homeland Security opening up a department of domestic terrorism in which they can label a U.S. citizen a domestic terrorist, which means all your civil rights go away. Right.
So it's like I personally believe if you go, Sam, what do you think that's all about? I think those two events were to try to drum up support for the Homeland Security opening up a department of domestic terrorism in which they can label a U.S. citizen a domestic terrorist, which means all your civil rights go away. Right.
And that's a big movement right now within the government to be able to take away your civil rights.
And that's a big movement right now within the government to be able to take away your civil rights.
And that's a big movement right now within the government to be able to take away your civil rights.
Or even pushing the whatever event they want to happen, kind of convincing, hey, guys, maybe we should go try to do this. This governor's causing some crazy... 12 out of the 14 people.
Or even pushing the whatever event they want to happen, kind of convincing, hey, guys, maybe we should go try to do this. This governor's causing some crazy... 12 out of the 14 people.
Or even pushing the whatever event they want to happen, kind of convincing, hey, guys, maybe we should go try to do this. This governor's causing some crazy... 12 out of the 14 people.
Yeah. Like, wait, you? What's your idea? Yeah, 100%. Do you guys remember that really weird case that happened either Utah or New Mexico where they found that compound, and then they were like, they basically discovered that According to the guy running the compound that they were training school shooters. What? Yeah. No. Yes. And then the case just got dismissed and sent away.
Yeah. Like, wait, you? What's your idea? Yeah, 100%. Do you guys remember that really weird case that happened either Utah or New Mexico where they found that compound, and then they were like, they basically discovered that According to the guy running the compound that they were training school shooters. What? Yeah. No. Yes. And then the case just got dismissed and sent away.
Yeah. Like, wait, you? What's your idea? Yeah, 100%. Do you guys remember that really weird case that happened either Utah or New Mexico where they found that compound, and then they were like, they basically discovered that According to the guy running the compound that they were training school shooters. What? Yeah. No. Yes. And then the case just got dismissed and sent away.
And it's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life, dude, that they were training school shooters here. What was this? How long ago was this? This was like a couple of years ago, like three or four years ago.
And it's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life, dude, that they were training school shooters here. What was this? How long ago was this? This was like a couple of years ago, like three or four years ago.
And it's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life, dude, that they were training school shooters here. What was this? How long ago was this? This was like a couple of years ago, like three or four years ago.
And then they just dismissed the case or the case just went away.
And then they just dismissed the case or the case just went away.
And then they just dismissed the case or the case just went away.
And so what happened with this? The case gets like either dismissed or something like that. It's really weird. It's really weird.
And so what happened with this? The case gets like either dismissed or something like that. It's really weird. It's really weird.
And so what happened with this? The case gets like either dismissed or something like that. It's really weird. It's really weird.
Jesus Christ. This is what I'm telling you, dude. Everything is an intelligence trick, dude. Well, there's certainly a lot of intelligence tricks.
Jesus Christ. This is what I'm telling you, dude. Everything is an intelligence trick, dude. Well, there's certainly a lot of intelligence tricks.
Jesus Christ. This is what I'm telling you, dude. Everything is an intelligence trick, dude. Well, there's certainly a lot of intelligence tricks.
I took it out already. You took it out? Yeah, it was good. It was much better. Mild. It's mild. Perfect amount. Because I want to do it. I like this stuff. It sparks you up a little bit. Yeah, I like it. You smoke a little cigar every now and then? Here and there. My brother loves cigars, and my grandfather loves cigars. I just never got into it.
I took it out already. You took it out? Yeah, it was good. It was much better. Mild. It's mild. Perfect amount. Because I want to do it. I like this stuff. It sparks you up a little bit. Yeah, I like it. You smoke a little cigar every now and then? Here and there. My brother loves cigars, and my grandfather loves cigars. I just never got into it.
I took it out already. You took it out? Yeah, it was good. It was much better. Mild. It's mild. Perfect amount. Because I want to do it. I like this stuff. It sparks you up a little bit. Yeah, I like it. You smoke a little cigar every now and then? Here and there. My brother loves cigars, and my grandfather loves cigars. I just never got into it.
The only time I ever smoked anything was if I was at a bar and a hot chick started smoking cigarettes. That would be my in. Hey, got a cig? And then I would just start slinging, right? Yeah. But I never really got in. Schlemming game. Yeah.
The only time I ever smoked anything was if I was at a bar and a hot chick started smoking cigarettes. That would be my in. Hey, got a cig? And then I would just start slinging, right? Yeah. But I never really got in. Schlemming game. Yeah.
The only time I ever smoked anything was if I was at a bar and a hot chick started smoking cigarettes. That would be my in. Hey, got a cig? And then I would just start slinging, right? Yeah. But I never really got in. Schlemming game. Yeah.
Yeah. It is weird. But it is the one thing I'm not into. Like, women can almost do anything, and I find it hot. Smoking is, like, one I'm just not into.
Yeah. It is weird. But it is the one thing I'm not into. Like, women can almost do anything, and I find it hot. Smoking is, like, one I'm just not into.
Yeah. It is weird. But it is the one thing I'm not into. Like, women can almost do anything, and I find it hot. Smoking is, like, one I'm just not into.
I think that sounds right.
I think that sounds right.
I think that sounds right.
These poor kids, man, born into a world of shit.
These poor kids, man, born into a world of shit.
These poor kids, man, born into a world of shit.
And this is just like... But, you know, this is my whole thing. I always, you know, going back to the lizard people stuff at the beginning was like, if there wasn't this apex predator class... out there manipulating energy and manipulating people, how much chaos would be happening in the world?
And this is just like... But, you know, this is my whole thing. I always, you know, going back to the lizard people stuff at the beginning was like, if there wasn't this apex predator class... out there manipulating energy and manipulating people, how much chaos would be happening in the world?
And this is just like... But, you know, this is my whole thing. I always, you know, going back to the lizard people stuff at the beginning was like, if there wasn't this apex predator class... out there manipulating energy and manipulating people, how much chaos would be happening in the world?
If you say the Malcolm X assassination, the guy, the guy who is giving him mouth to mouth at the end is, is a New York police officer that was so undercover that even like the New York police didn't know about it. It was this crazy, like secret group within the, they didn't even go through like getting their badges and anything like that.
If you say the Malcolm X assassination, the guy, the guy who is giving him mouth to mouth at the end is, is a New York police officer that was so undercover that even like the New York police didn't know about it. It was this crazy, like secret group within the, they didn't even go through like getting their badges and anything like that.
If you say the Malcolm X assassination, the guy, the guy who is giving him mouth to mouth at the end is, is a New York police officer that was so undercover that even like the New York police didn't know about it. It was this crazy, like secret group within the, they didn't even go through like getting their badges and anything like that.
There always seems to be like, if you dig deeper, okay, there's an intelligence agent somewhere involved in that. Well, whenever you have money...
There always seems to be like, if you dig deeper, okay, there's an intelligence agent somewhere involved in that. Well, whenever you have money...
There always seems to be like, if you dig deeper, okay, there's an intelligence agent somewhere involved in that. Well, whenever you have money...
Well, they approached him to do assassination. And he said, no, I won't do it. Like corporations wanted to assassinate, I think it was FDR. I'm not quite sure which the president was, but they approached him about basically doing a banker coup on the government. And he said he wouldn't do it.
Well, they approached him to do assassination. And he said, no, I won't do it. Like corporations wanted to assassinate, I think it was FDR. I'm not quite sure which the president was, but they approached him about basically doing a banker coup on the government. And he said he wouldn't do it.
Well, they approached him to do assassination. And he said, no, I won't do it. Like corporations wanted to assassinate, I think it was FDR. I'm not quite sure which the president was, but they approached him about basically doing a banker coup on the government. And he said he wouldn't do it.
Whatever you attempt is good to me.
Whatever you attempt is good to me.
Whatever you attempt is good to me.
And it's so crazy to me, just hearing that, if you actually study FDR, he very much was a Wall Street puppet. He very much was in there doing their bidding, and he had all this crazy stuff with Pearl Harbor, connections to Hitler, all this crazy stuff that people never hear about. And it's super interesting to me that when he's seen as a puppet of Wall Street, they're also trying to take him out.
And it's so crazy to me, just hearing that, if you actually study FDR, he very much was a Wall Street puppet. He very much was in there doing their bidding, and he had all this crazy stuff with Pearl Harbor, connections to Hitler, all this crazy stuff that people never hear about. And it's super interesting to me that when he's seen as a puppet of Wall Street, they're also trying to take him out.
And it's so crazy to me, just hearing that, if you actually study FDR, he very much was a Wall Street puppet. He very much was in there doing their bidding, and he had all this crazy stuff with Pearl Harbor, connections to Hitler, all this crazy stuff that people never hear about. And it's super interesting to me that when he's seen as a puppet of Wall Street, they're also trying to take him out.
Yeah. So I just did an episode with a guy. He's called the dark journalist. That's the way he goes by. And he mind blown. Yeah. He was telling me like, yeah, all the people that you think were involved in the assassination of JFK, they were involved. The intelligence agency, multiple intelligence agencies, the Federal Reserve, a bunch of people.
Yeah. So I just did an episode with a guy. He's called the dark journalist. That's the way he goes by. And he mind blown. Yeah. He was telling me like, yeah, all the people that you think were involved in the assassination of JFK, they were involved. The intelligence agency, multiple intelligence agencies, the Federal Reserve, a bunch of people.
Yeah. So I just did an episode with a guy. He's called the dark journalist. That's the way he goes by. And he mind blown. Yeah. He was telling me like, yeah, all the people that you think were involved in the assassination of JFK, they were involved. The intelligence agency, multiple intelligence agencies, the Federal Reserve, a bunch of people.
They were like separated early and then infiltrated all of these, these organizations. Like the guys who shot him were working with the FBI. The guy who's giving him CPR is a undercover New York PD.
They were like separated early and then infiltrated all of these, these organizations. Like the guys who shot him were working with the FBI. The guy who's giving him CPR is a undercover New York PD.
They were like separated early and then infiltrated all of these, these organizations. Like the guys who shot him were working with the FBI. The guy who's giving him CPR is a undercover New York PD.
One of the groups that I never heard of was basically the space program. The people who ran the space program of that time were involved in it because Kennedy wanted to share all the information they had on UFOs and technologies with the Russians because he didn't want the Russians to think if they saw something weird in the sky, it was the U.S. and some kind of weird nuclear weapon. Yeah.
One of the groups that I never heard of was basically the space program. The people who ran the space program of that time were involved in it because Kennedy wanted to share all the information they had on UFOs and technologies with the Russians because he didn't want the Russians to think if they saw something weird in the sky, it was the U.S. and some kind of weird nuclear weapon. Yeah.
One of the groups that I never heard of was basically the space program. The people who ran the space program of that time were involved in it because Kennedy wanted to share all the information they had on UFOs and technologies with the Russians because he didn't want the Russians to think if they saw something weird in the sky, it was the U.S. and some kind of weird nuclear weapon. Yeah.
And you think about back then, who was involved in the space station? Say with me, Nazis who were brought over. We discussed last time I was on the show. Operation Paperclip. Yeah. I don't think the Nazis lost. I think they just crip walked over here and set up shop.
And you think about back then, who was involved in the space station? Say with me, Nazis who were brought over. We discussed last time I was on the show. Operation Paperclip. Yeah. I don't think the Nazis lost. I think they just crip walked over here and set up shop.
And you think about back then, who was involved in the space station? Say with me, Nazis who were brought over. We discussed last time I was on the show. Operation Paperclip. Yeah. I don't think the Nazis lost. I think they just crip walked over here and set up shop.
The only pushback I have on that, dude, is that if you're like, if it's some kind of thing where we're sneaking them over, they're bringing them over, like nobody changes their names.
The only pushback I have on that, dude, is that if you're like, if it's some kind of thing where we're sneaking them over, they're bringing them over, like nobody changes their names.
The only pushback I have on that, dude, is that if you're like, if it's some kind of thing where we're sneaking them over, they're bringing them over, like nobody changes their names.
Yeah, but Von Braun had his name, and he was on trial. Everyone's like, we got this Nazi over here.
Yeah, but Von Braun had his name, and he was on trial. Everyone's like, we got this Nazi over here.
Yeah, but Von Braun had his name, and he was on trial. Everyone's like, we got this Nazi over here.
It's so crazy. They were all Nazis. So if you think about it, the Nazis hated the Russians. And he wanted to share all this information with the Russians. And they did not like that at all. And here's the craziest thing. I was like, oh, what do I want to tell Joe? Here's the craziest thing. I've had people on my show talking about this.
It's so crazy. They were all Nazis. So if you think about it, the Nazis hated the Russians. And he wanted to share all this information with the Russians. And they did not like that at all. And here's the craziest thing. I was like, oh, what do I want to tell Joe? Here's the craziest thing. I've had people on my show talking about this.
It's so crazy. They were all Nazis. So if you think about it, the Nazis hated the Russians. And he wanted to share all this information with the Russians. And they did not like that at all. And here's the craziest thing. I was like, oh, what do I want to tell Joe? Here's the craziest thing. I've had people on my show talking about this.
Like, there is a belief out there that the head of the power pyramid of intelligence agencies is NASA. Because if you think about this, it's the one thing that everybody wants to work together on. We're having this weird kind of nuclear standoff with Russians, but somehow, someway, we're all working on a space station together.
Like, there is a belief out there that the head of the power pyramid of intelligence agencies is NASA. Because if you think about this, it's the one thing that everybody wants to work together on. We're having this weird kind of nuclear standoff with Russians, but somehow, someway, we're all working on a space station together.
Like, there is a belief out there that the head of the power pyramid of intelligence agencies is NASA. Because if you think about this, it's the one thing that everybody wants to work together on. We're having this weird kind of nuclear standoff with Russians, but somehow, someway, we're all working on a space station together.
That and Antarctica are the two things where everyone puts their differences aside. We're like, let's all work together. And it's like there is this real belief that the head of the snake of the intelligence agencies, which is like Mossad, CIA, MI6, is NASA Space Station. Is the NASA organization. Space administration.
That and Antarctica are the two things where everyone puts their differences aside. We're like, let's all work together. And it's like there is this real belief that the head of the snake of the intelligence agencies, which is like Mossad, CIA, MI6, is NASA Space Station. Is the NASA organization. Space administration.
That and Antarctica are the two things where everyone puts their differences aside. We're like, let's all work together. And it's like there is this real belief that the head of the snake of the intelligence agencies, which is like Mossad, CIA, MI6, is NASA Space Station. Is the NASA organization. Space administration.
Yeah. I mean, it's interesting to me because it's the one thing everybody works on. Even Antarctica is like, they're all in on this treaty. And then everyone's claiming a piece of Antarctica. And they all just work together even though they may not get along.
Yeah. I mean, it's interesting to me because it's the one thing everybody works on. Even Antarctica is like, they're all in on this treaty. And then everyone's claiming a piece of Antarctica. And they all just work together even though they may not get along.
Yeah. I mean, it's interesting to me because it's the one thing everybody works on. Even Antarctica is like, they're all in on this treaty. And then everyone's claiming a piece of Antarctica. And they all just work together even though they may not get along.
You know, Sam, who runs the world? Who runs the world, Sam? Hand to God, sorcerers. Okay? I'm not even kidding. And it's... Sorcerers run the world. We're battering sorcery. And at the highest levels, this is my honest opinion, all the new tech, next generation weaponry is just hardwired mysticism, dude. It's like they've been working on this shit forever. For years and years and years and years.
You know, Sam, who runs the world? Who runs the world, Sam? Hand to God, sorcerers. Okay? I'm not even kidding. And it's... Sorcerers run the world. We're battering sorcery. And at the highest levels, this is my honest opinion, all the new tech, next generation weaponry is just hardwired mysticism, dude. It's like they've been working on this shit forever. For years and years and years and years.
You know, Sam, who runs the world? Who runs the world, Sam? Hand to God, sorcerers. Okay? I'm not even kidding. And it's... Sorcerers run the world. We're battering sorcery. And at the highest levels, this is my honest opinion, all the new tech, next generation weaponry is just hardwired mysticism, dude. It's like they've been working on this shit forever. For years and years and years and years.
Not just like years. We're talking centuries, if not thousands of years. And you take a look at weather manipulation, direct energy weapons, this reading my mind. They can wipe your whole mind of thoughts. It's all sorcery, dude. We are literally in a time where like...
Not just like years. We're talking centuries, if not thousands of years. And you take a look at weather manipulation, direct energy weapons, this reading my mind. They can wipe your whole mind of thoughts. It's all sorcery, dude. We are literally in a time where like...
Not just like years. We're talking centuries, if not thousands of years. And you take a look at weather manipulation, direct energy weapons, this reading my mind. They can wipe your whole mind of thoughts. It's all sorcery, dude. We are literally in a time where like...
holly berry's character in marvel universe we're doing that stuff uh dr strange stuff i mean we're doing all that stuff that we think is amazing in marvel comics our government has that technology what what elon musk puts out these these robots like hey how are you doing i think that's the flip phone of robots right now what darpa has is 40 50 years in the future
holly berry's character in marvel universe we're doing that stuff uh dr strange stuff i mean we're doing all that stuff that we think is amazing in marvel comics our government has that technology what what elon musk puts out these these robots like hey how are you doing i think that's the flip phone of robots right now what darpa has is 40 50 years in the future
holly berry's character in marvel universe we're doing that stuff uh dr strange stuff i mean we're doing all that stuff that we think is amazing in marvel comics our government has that technology what what elon musk puts out these these robots like hey how are you doing i think that's the flip phone of robots right now what darpa has is 40 50 years in the future
Yeah, I think that's the slow rollout so we get used to it. I think what DARPA has, the real stuff, is way beyond that. And they slow roll it out to us over time. I'd believe that.
Yeah, I think that's the slow rollout so we get used to it. I think what DARPA has, the real stuff, is way beyond that. And they slow roll it out to us over time. I'd believe that.
Yeah, I think that's the slow rollout so we get used to it. I think what DARPA has, the real stuff, is way beyond that. And they slow roll it out to us over time. I'd believe that.
Yeah, 100. You look at Area 51, they're like, oh, look at this. It's this crazy base. That's not even the base. That is the smoke screen.
Yeah, 100. You look at Area 51, they're like, oh, look at this. It's this crazy base. That's not even the base. That is the smoke screen.
Yeah, 100. You look at Area 51, they're like, oh, look at this. It's this crazy base. That's not even the base. That is the smoke screen.
I just heard the craziest thing about Bob Lazar. What'd you hear? Like he got busted running a hooker, fucking. A brothel?
I just heard the craziest thing about Bob Lazar. What'd you hear? Like he got busted running a hooker, fucking. A brothel?
I just heard the craziest thing about Bob Lazar. What'd you hear? Like he got busted running a hooker, fucking. A brothel?
The U.S. government. That's how they blew everybody up with those pagers.
The U.S. government. That's how they blew everybody up with those pagers.
The U.S. government. That's how they blew everybody up with those pagers.
Yeah, 100%. Is that what you call it? Yeah, it was 100. It's clandestine and all that stuff. Fucking wild move, man. What a wild move. And then you study where, like. Blow their dicks off. They could get any, like, they could have this thing listening to us. It's that. Oh, it's listening. It's that, yeah. The Buddha's listening to us. Believe me. This coffee's, that's where it's at.
Yeah, 100%. Is that what you call it? Yeah, it was 100. It's clandestine and all that stuff. Fucking wild move, man. What a wild move. And then you study where, like. Blow their dicks off. They could get any, like, they could have this thing listening to us. It's that. Oh, it's listening. It's that, yeah. The Buddha's listening to us. Believe me. This coffee's, that's where it's at.
Yeah, 100%. Is that what you call it? Yeah, it was 100. It's clandestine and all that stuff. Fucking wild move, man. What a wild move. And then you study where, like. Blow their dicks off. They could get any, like, they could have this thing listening to us. It's that. Oh, it's listening. It's that, yeah. The Buddha's listening to us. Believe me. This coffee's, that's where it's at.
What do you think of Disclosure? Do you think there's some bad agents in it?
What do you think of Disclosure? Do you think there's some bad agents in it?
What do you think of Disclosure? Do you think there's some bad agents in it?
Bill Cooper thought that. He thought that they gave him documents so he would go out and tell people.
Bill Cooper thought that. He thought that they gave him documents so he would go out and tell people.
Bill Cooper thought that. He thought that they gave him documents so he would go out and tell people.
Nothing's really happening.
Nothing's really happening.
Nothing's really happening.
Do you think they give people information hoping they'll put it out? 100%.
Do you think they give people information hoping they'll put it out? 100%.
Do you think they give people information hoping they'll put it out? 100%.
I have a friend of mine. He's named Trevor. He told this story on my show about his dad worked at this like Institute in Chicago. And his dad was just like a handyman at the place. He'd fix stuff. Right. And well, one day gets a call to a level that he's never been before. And he goes, OK, I'm going down. So he goes all the way down. He gets in. It's like a weird, weird, like just a weird floor.
I have a friend of mine. He's named Trevor. He told this story on my show about his dad worked at this like Institute in Chicago. And his dad was just like a handyman at the place. He'd fix stuff. Right. And well, one day gets a call to a level that he's never been before. And he goes, OK, I'm going down. So he goes all the way down. He gets in. It's like a weird, weird, like just a weird floor.
I have a friend of mine. He's named Trevor. He told this story on my show about his dad worked at this like Institute in Chicago. And his dad was just like a handyman at the place. He'd fix stuff. Right. And well, one day gets a call to a level that he's never been before. And he goes, OK, I'm going down. So he goes all the way down. He gets in. It's like a weird, weird, like just a weird floor.
It's like weird energy. He starts walking down the hall. He looks in. There's like animal experiments going on. His dad tells him this and his dad.
It's like weird energy. He starts walking down the hall. He looks in. There's like animal experiments going on. His dad tells him this and his dad.
It's like weird energy. He starts walking down the hall. He looks in. There's like animal experiments going on. His dad tells him this and his dad.
dad tells him this way later on like he's doesn't have much time left in his life at this point so he tells him this story and it's um he said he says he sees some weird stuff with like monkeys going on a weird thing with a horse in in this thing so he keeps walking he's like what is going on here and he goes far enough right and he sees this there's just this room with this giant craft
dad tells him this way later on like he's doesn't have much time left in his life at this point so he tells him this story and it's um he said he says he sees some weird stuff with like monkeys going on a weird thing with a horse in in this thing so he keeps walking he's like what is going on here and he goes far enough right and he sees this there's just this room with this giant craft
dad tells him this way later on like he's doesn't have much time left in his life at this point so he tells him this story and it's um he said he says he sees some weird stuff with like monkeys going on a weird thing with a horse in in this thing so he keeps walking he's like what is going on here and he goes far enough right and he sees this there's just this room with this giant craft
And he's like in awe of this craft. And Trevor's dad tells him, I see something in there and it's like gray. I don't know what it is. And then all of a sudden this tiny green thing is like walking on the outside of this craft. And he goes, what the fuck is that? Suddenly, bang, guns are on him. It's security. What are you doing here? He's like, I just work here.
And he's like in awe of this craft. And Trevor's dad tells him, I see something in there and it's like gray. I don't know what it is. And then all of a sudden this tiny green thing is like walking on the outside of this craft. And he goes, what the fuck is that? Suddenly, bang, guns are on him. It's security. What are you doing here? He's like, I just work here.
And he's like in awe of this craft. And Trevor's dad tells him, I see something in there and it's like gray. I don't know what it is. And then all of a sudden this tiny green thing is like walking on the outside of this craft. And he goes, what the fuck is that? Suddenly, bang, guns are on him. It's security. What are you doing here? He's like, I just work here.
I was sent down here to just fix something. They're like, get out of here. What are we going to do with him? So he says that he has to agree never to tell anybody anything, right? But as his dad tells Trevor, every time he travels, he'll go to a random country somewhere. He'll get pulled in security. He gets put in a room, and these men in black come out. And sit down and go, did you tell anybody?
I was sent down here to just fix something. They're like, get out of here. What are we going to do with him? So he says that he has to agree never to tell anybody anything, right? But as his dad tells Trevor, every time he travels, he'll go to a random country somewhere. He'll get pulled in security. He gets put in a room, and these men in black come out. And sit down and go, did you tell anybody?
I was sent down here to just fix something. They're like, get out of here. What are we going to do with him? So he says that he has to agree never to tell anybody anything, right? But as his dad tells Trevor, every time he travels, he'll go to a random country somewhere. He'll get pulled in security. He gets put in a room, and these men in black come out. And sit down and go, did you tell anybody?
Did you tell anybody? And he's like, I haven't told anybody anything. And this would happen to him multiple times. And Trevor said his dad's not that creative, never would come up with crazy stuff like this. Told him towards the end of his life when it was coming to an end. So my question is, do they have him come down hoping that he'll start talking about this with people?
Did you tell anybody? And he's like, I haven't told anybody anything. And this would happen to him multiple times. And Trevor said his dad's not that creative, never would come up with crazy stuff like this. Told him towards the end of his life when it was coming to an end. So my question is, do they have him come down hoping that he'll start talking about this with people?
Did you tell anybody? And he's like, I haven't told anybody anything. And this would happen to him multiple times. And Trevor said his dad's not that creative, never would come up with crazy stuff like this. Told him towards the end of his life when it was coming to an end. So my question is, do they have him come down hoping that he'll start talking about this with people?
Well, he wasn't. He was like a maintenance guy that worked upstairs.
Well, he wasn't. He was like a maintenance guy that worked upstairs.
Well, he wasn't. He was like a maintenance guy that worked upstairs.
So this whole thing with the men in black, too, there's this belief right now that maybe it's like... Because you see videos of them walking through walls. They're just astral projections. Have you ever seen videos where men in black just kind of show up anywhere, walk through a wall? No. Where are you getting these videos? Dude, the streets, dog. Oh, the streets. The streets. Twitter.
So this whole thing with the men in black, too, there's this belief right now that maybe it's like... Because you see videos of them walking through walls. They're just astral projections. Have you ever seen videos where men in black just kind of show up anywhere, walk through a wall? No. Where are you getting these videos? Dude, the streets, dog. Oh, the streets. The streets. Twitter.
So this whole thing with the men in black, too, there's this belief right now that maybe it's like... Because you see videos of them walking through walls. They're just astral projections. Have you ever seen videos where men in black just kind of show up anywhere, walk through a wall? No. Where are you getting these videos? Dude, the streets, dog. Oh, the streets. The streets. Twitter.
I mean, I get sent all this stuff.
I mean, I get sent all this stuff.
I mean, I get sent all this stuff.
Possibly. Of course. Do you think aliens are from other plants? I think they might be angels and demons.
Possibly. Of course. Do you think aliens are from other plants? I think they might be angels and demons.
Possibly. Of course. Do you think aliens are from other plants? I think they might be angels and demons.
Who was I talking to? I was talking to some people last night at your club, and they were talking about how your phone knows exactly what time it is and what you tend to look at at that time. So when you flip it up, those are the apps that come up. They have you down on lockdown. Everything. Jeez. Yeah, it's crazy, dude.
Who was I talking to? I was talking to some people last night at your club, and they were talking about how your phone knows exactly what time it is and what you tend to look at at that time. So when you flip it up, those are the apps that come up. They have you down on lockdown. Everything. Jeez. Yeah, it's crazy, dude.
Who was I talking to? I was talking to some people last night at your club, and they were talking about how your phone knows exactly what time it is and what you tend to look at at that time. So when you flip it up, those are the apps that come up. They have you down on lockdown. Everything. Jeez. Yeah, it's crazy, dude.
One of my favorite things to do on YouTube, I go down weird rabbit holes. I like to watch weird shit on YouTube. I love watching black people get their hair cut. I fucking love that shit. I don't know why. It's just entertaining. But one of my favorite things to do is watch a long-form math class.
One of my favorite things to do on YouTube, I go down weird rabbit holes. I like to watch weird shit on YouTube. I love watching black people get their hair cut. I fucking love that shit. I don't know why. It's just entertaining. But one of my favorite things to do is watch a long-form math class.
One of my favorite things to do on YouTube, I go down weird rabbit holes. I like to watch weird shit on YouTube. I love watching black people get their hair cut. I fucking love that shit. I don't know why. It's just entertaining. But one of my favorite things to do is watch a long-form math class.
Yeah, I don't know why, because it's... It's like you're watching an alien language. Yeah, so I watched this one video where it was like 17 lines of math. And then they get to the conclusion, and all I wrote was, I've never done this in my real life, ever in my life. I've never had to use any of this stuff, because it's so smart. And I love to just be like, this isn't how I use it in real life.
Yeah, I don't know why, because it's... It's like you're watching an alien language. Yeah, so I watched this one video where it was like 17 lines of math. And then they get to the conclusion, and all I wrote was, I've never done this in my real life, ever in my life. I've never had to use any of this stuff, because it's so smart. And I love to just be like, this isn't how I use it in real life.
Yeah, I don't know why, because it's... It's like you're watching an alien language. Yeah, so I watched this one video where it was like 17 lines of math. And then they get to the conclusion, and all I wrote was, I've never done this in my real life, ever in my life. I've never had to use any of this stuff, because it's so smart. And I love to just be like, this isn't how I use it in real life.
Like, I've been studying this stuff a lot, and this is the weirdest thing, is where everybody thinks I'm a crazy person. I don't. Thank you. Finally, somebody gets me. It got really lonely there for a while.
Like, I've been studying this stuff a lot, and this is the weirdest thing, is where everybody thinks I'm a crazy person. I don't. Thank you. Finally, somebody gets me. It got really lonely there for a while.
Like, I've been studying this stuff a lot, and this is the weirdest thing, is where everybody thinks I'm a crazy person. I don't. Thank you. Finally, somebody gets me. It got really lonely there for a while.
They mention dragons in the Bible a bunch of times. They don't mention dinosaurs.
They mention dragons in the Bible a bunch of times. They don't mention dinosaurs.
They mention dragons in the Bible a bunch of times. They don't mention dinosaurs.
I think dinosaurs are dragons. That's what I think they were.
I think dinosaurs are dragons. That's what I think they were.
I think dinosaurs are dragons. That's what I think they were.
Oh yeah, China for sure.
Oh yeah, China for sure.
Oh yeah, China for sure.
But do you think the alligator is a dinosaur?
But do you think the alligator is a dinosaur?
But do you think the alligator is a dinosaur?
He's like, guys, we need water. We need sandbags. And now they still think I'm crazy, but at least they're like, okay, he's right about everything, right?
He's like, guys, we need water. We need sandbags. And now they still think I'm crazy, but at least they're like, okay, he's right about everything, right?
He's like, guys, we need water. We need sandbags. And now they still think I'm crazy, but at least they're like, okay, he's right about everything, right?
I'll be in Florida. We'll be driving. There'll be like a dead crocodile ran aside.
I'll be in Florida. We'll be driving. There'll be like a dead crocodile ran aside.
I'll be in Florida. We'll be driving. There'll be like a dead crocodile ran aside.
They're all the same to me. They scare the shit out of me, dude. People walk in their dogs and they just come up and grab them. And then the guy jumps in there and tries to save the dog. Florida people don't give a fuck.
They're all the same to me. They scare the shit out of me, dude. People walk in their dogs and they just come up and grab them. And then the guy jumps in there and tries to save the dog. Florida people don't give a fuck.
They're all the same to me. They scare the shit out of me, dude. People walk in their dogs and they just come up and grab them. And then the guy jumps in there and tries to save the dog. Florida people don't give a fuck.
Well, how about that guy who tried to save the shark? Do you see that video? What? Where he tries to save the shark on the beach, and he drags it in, and the shark just turns around and kills him. Oh, God. You can watch that video if you want to see it, dude.
Well, how about that guy who tried to save the shark? Do you see that video? What? Where he tries to save the shark on the beach, and he drags it in, and the shark just turns around and kills him. Oh, God. You can watch that video if you want to see it, dude.
Well, how about that guy who tried to save the shark? Do you see that video? What? Where he tries to save the shark on the beach, and he drags it in, and the shark just turns around and kills him. Oh, God. You can watch that video if you want to see it, dude.
Oh, no, I can't watch that.
Oh, no, I can't watch that.
Oh, no, I can't watch that.
What would you do if that was your kid?
What would you do if that was your kid?
What would you do if that was your kid?
Or how about that kid that jumped off his cruise into the water and it was shark-filled? Oh, God. It's like, what are you doing? What are you doing?
Or how about that kid that jumped off his cruise into the water and it was shark-filled? Oh, God. It's like, what are you doing? What are you doing?
Or how about that kid that jumped off his cruise into the water and it was shark-filled? Oh, God. It's like, what are you doing? What are you doing?
It's getting crazy. It's just... Was the world always crazy? Yeah. And just social media has allowed us to see it in real time?
It's getting crazy. It's just... Was the world always crazy? Yeah. And just social media has allowed us to see it in real time?
It's getting crazy. It's just... Was the world always crazy? Yeah. And just social media has allowed us to see it in real time?
Yeah, so people have always been horrible. And his DNA's in like half of the people on planet Earth. He's just dropping, he's just slitting throats and dropping dick.
Yeah, so people have always been horrible. And his DNA's in like half of the people on planet Earth. He's just dropping, he's just slitting throats and dropping dick.
Yeah, so people have always been horrible. And his DNA's in like half of the people on planet Earth. He's just dropping, he's just slitting throats and dropping dick.
And it's like, so if I get a text from him, you're right about everything. Where do you get your news from? I'm like, the streets, dawg.
And it's like, so if I get a text from him, you're right about everything. Where do you get your news from? I'm like, the streets, dawg.
And it's like, so if I get a text from him, you're right about everything. Where do you get your news from? I'm like, the streets, dawg.
Yeah, it makes me sad having to watch all of it. And then watching, like, the parties kind of, you know, you got these liberals now that are pro-war. It's like the weirdest thing ever, dude.
Yeah, it makes me sad having to watch all of it. And then watching, like, the parties kind of, you know, you got these liberals now that are pro-war. It's like the weirdest thing ever, dude.
Yeah, it makes me sad having to watch all of it. And then watching, like, the parties kind of, you know, you got these liberals now that are pro-war. It's like the weirdest thing ever, dude.
I tried to start a change.org to get us to help the Ukraine get their own Federal Reserve so that they can print their own money and we don't have to send them any more money, and I couldn't get anyone to sign it. It's like, join my Change.org. Let's have them print their own fake money so they can load up our money. Why do they need our fake printed up money?
I tried to start a change.org to get us to help the Ukraine get their own Federal Reserve so that they can print their own money and we don't have to send them any more money, and I couldn't get anyone to sign it. It's like, join my Change.org. Let's have them print their own fake money so they can load up our money. Why do they need our fake printed up money?
I tried to start a change.org to get us to help the Ukraine get their own Federal Reserve so that they can print their own money and we don't have to send them any more money, and I couldn't get anyone to sign it. It's like, join my Change.org. Let's have them print their own fake money so they can load up our money. Why do they need our fake printed up money?
That whole area is crazy.
That whole area is crazy.
That whole area is crazy.
It's called Man Loves Thursdays?
It's called Man Loves Thursdays?
It's called Man Loves Thursdays?
Brian and I went on a tour. We did it with Steve Byrne and Dov Davidoff, and they told us about that, that the Afghanis, they see women for procreation, men for pleasure.
Brian and I went on a tour. We did it with Steve Byrne and Dov Davidoff, and they told us about that, that the Afghanis, they see women for procreation, men for pleasure.
Brian and I went on a tour. We did it with Steve Byrne and Dov Davidoff, and they told us about that, that the Afghanis, they see women for procreation, men for pleasure.
And then it just becomes generational.
And then it just becomes generational.
And then it just becomes generational.
Yeah. The taking, not taking it if somebody doesn't want it is like a new thing, right? Like way back in the day. Yeah. Consent is a brand new Westernized thing. It's like sarcasm and consent are just Westernized things that most people don't understand. And then back in the day, it was just like savagery, dude. Savagery. Full on savagery. And you're never going to get these.
Yeah. The taking, not taking it if somebody doesn't want it is like a new thing, right? Like way back in the day. Yeah. Consent is a brand new Westernized thing. It's like sarcasm and consent are just Westernized things that most people don't understand. And then back in the day, it was just like savagery, dude. Savagery. Full on savagery. And you're never going to get these.
Yeah. The taking, not taking it if somebody doesn't want it is like a new thing, right? Like way back in the day. Yeah. Consent is a brand new Westernized thing. It's like sarcasm and consent are just Westernized things that most people don't understand. And then back in the day, it was just like savagery, dude. Savagery. Full on savagery. And you're never going to get these.
Like, I just had this guy on my show. His name's Jay Dyer. And he came on. He was talking about how basically British intelligence made all the borders of the Middle East. Like, they just created borders. Like these borders that we see is this Saudi Arabia, this is this, this is that. Those were made up by British intelligence. They just basically went in based on tribes.
Like, I just had this guy on my show. His name's Jay Dyer. And he came on. He was talking about how basically British intelligence made all the borders of the Middle East. Like, they just created borders. Like these borders that we see is this Saudi Arabia, this is this, this is that. Those were made up by British intelligence. They just basically went in based on tribes.
Like, I just had this guy on my show. His name's Jay Dyer. And he came on. He was talking about how basically British intelligence made all the borders of the Middle East. Like, they just created borders. Like these borders that we see is this Saudi Arabia, this is this, this is that. Those were made up by British intelligence. They just basically went in based on tribes.
They said, okay, here, here, here, here. Because most of these people are just tribes. Like if you study like the history of Saudi Arabia. It is so nuts. It is so crazy. Because basically they were just nomads. And they discovered oil there. So the banking cabal comes in and goes, here's what we're going to do. We're going to set up an apparatus to extract this.
They said, okay, here, here, here, here. Because most of these people are just tribes. Like if you study like the history of Saudi Arabia. It is so nuts. It is so crazy. Because basically they were just nomads. And they discovered oil there. So the banking cabal comes in and goes, here's what we're going to do. We're going to set up an apparatus to extract this.
They said, okay, here, here, here, here. Because most of these people are just tribes. Like if you study like the history of Saudi Arabia. It is so nuts. It is so crazy. Because basically they were just nomads. And they discovered oil there. So the banking cabal comes in and goes, here's what we're going to do. We're going to set up an apparatus to extract this.
And they just have to have all these terms. Made it up. Dude, I don't want to go too super deep, but it is crazy. You read this, you go, holy shit. Like, people, you know, you've had guests on here talking about how the British Empire didn't really end. That is the most true shit ever. They became bankers. They became bankers.
And they just have to have all these terms. Made it up. Dude, I don't want to go too super deep, but it is crazy. You read this, you go, holy shit. Like, people, you know, you've had guests on here talking about how the British Empire didn't really end. That is the most true shit ever. They became bankers. They became bankers.
And they just have to have all these terms. Made it up. Dude, I don't want to go too super deep, but it is crazy. You read this, you go, holy shit. Like, people, you know, you've had guests on here talking about how the British Empire didn't really end. That is the most true shit ever. They became bankers. They became bankers.
And really, dude, I think America and Britain, our relationship really is master blaster. You know, right? We're just a big, dumb monkey. And they're just like, do this, do that. And that's really what's happening, man. If you study how the British intelligence infiltrated Islam, it's like all crazy stuff, dude. And they're everywhere, man.
And really, dude, I think America and Britain, our relationship really is master blaster. You know, right? We're just a big, dumb monkey. And they're just like, do this, do that. And that's really what's happening, man. If you study how the British intelligence infiltrated Islam, it's like all crazy stuff, dude. And they're everywhere, man.
And really, dude, I think America and Britain, our relationship really is master blaster. You know, right? We're just a big, dumb monkey. And they're just like, do this, do that. And that's really what's happening, man. If you study how the British intelligence infiltrated Islam, it's like all crazy stuff, dude. And they're everywhere, man.
That's crazy, too. It's interesting because you know what the... The Smith-Muntz Modernization Act and stuff like that. It's almost like they kind of, in a weird way, just make it legal what they're already doing. What is that? The Smith-Muntz Modernization Act? The Smith-Muntz Modernization Act that Obama pushed through, which basically made it so it was legal for the U.S.
That's crazy, too. It's interesting because you know what the... The Smith-Muntz Modernization Act and stuff like that. It's almost like they kind of, in a weird way, just make it legal what they're already doing. What is that? The Smith-Muntz Modernization Act? The Smith-Muntz Modernization Act that Obama pushed through, which basically made it so it was legal for the U.S.
That's crazy, too. It's interesting because you know what the... The Smith-Muntz Modernization Act and stuff like that. It's almost like they kind of, in a weird way, just make it legal what they're already doing. What is that? The Smith-Muntz Modernization Act? The Smith-Muntz Modernization Act that Obama pushed through, which basically made it so it was legal for the U.S.
Even when they go in 9-11 where the Saudis were involved, that's really British intelligence.
Even when they go in 9-11 where the Saudis were involved, that's really British intelligence.
Even when they go in 9-11 where the Saudis were involved, that's really British intelligence.
It's so crazy because he's super highly educated. And Brian Callen is a sweetheart. People don't realize that. He's almost to a point like he's a people pleaser where he just wants to make sure everybody's happy. A little bit of that. A little bit. And he kind of puts himself in some weird situations once in a while. But at the end of the day, he has a good heart and he means really well.
It's so crazy because he's super highly educated. And Brian Callen is a sweetheart. People don't realize that. He's almost to a point like he's a people pleaser where he just wants to make sure everybody's happy. A little bit of that. A little bit. And he kind of puts himself in some weird situations once in a while. But at the end of the day, he has a good heart and he means really well.
It's so crazy because he's super highly educated. And Brian Callen is a sweetheart. People don't realize that. He's almost to a point like he's a people pleaser where he just wants to make sure everybody's happy. A little bit of that. A little bit. And he kind of puts himself in some weird situations once in a while. But at the end of the day, he has a good heart and he means really well.
And also demoralize them by getting them all hooked on heroin. Nobody comes out of Afghanistan the same. You go in there, try to tame that, you just can't do it. Nobody's tamed it. It's all just warlords.
And also demoralize them by getting them all hooked on heroin. Nobody comes out of Afghanistan the same. You go in there, try to tame that, you just can't do it. Nobody's tamed it. It's all just warlords.
And also demoralize them by getting them all hooked on heroin. Nobody comes out of Afghanistan the same. You go in there, try to tame that, you just can't do it. Nobody's tamed it. It's all just warlords.
Back to the sorcery, dude. I think a lot of this war that we see happening is about just erasing our history. Like, you remember when the Taliban were just shooting these giant, beautiful statues and destroying them? Erased. Erased.
Back to the sorcery, dude. I think a lot of this war that we see happening is about just erasing our history. Like, you remember when the Taliban were just shooting these giant, beautiful statues and destroying them? Erased. Erased.
Back to the sorcery, dude. I think a lot of this war that we see happening is about just erasing our history. Like, you remember when the Taliban were just shooting these giant, beautiful statues and destroying them? Erased. Erased.
A lot of people think there's something, not a lot, but some people think that the weapon of mass destruction in Iraq is a portal. It's not really about a bomb. Yes. Is it a real weapon of mass destruction? Well, they go in. Where do they go? The first thing they do, you ask anybody, they go right into the museums. They start taking all the old artifacts from everything. They're wiping out.
A lot of people think there's something, not a lot, but some people think that the weapon of mass destruction in Iraq is a portal. It's not really about a bomb. Yes. Is it a real weapon of mass destruction? Well, they go in. Where do they go? The first thing they do, you ask anybody, they go right into the museums. They start taking all the old artifacts from everything. They're wiping out.
A lot of people think there's something, not a lot, but some people think that the weapon of mass destruction in Iraq is a portal. It's not really about a bomb. Yes. Is it a real weapon of mass destruction? Well, they go in. Where do they go? The first thing they do, you ask anybody, they go right into the museums. They start taking all the old artifacts from everything. They're wiping out.
Stargate. Stargate. So there's a lot of talk, like this whole thing with like, you know, like what are the plans after October 7th and all this stuff. I think the old gods are coming back, dog. I think the old gods want to come back and reign. And I think a lot of this is about bringing back- You mean like the Anunnaki? No, I'm thinking like the Zoyer asterism and stuff like that.
Stargate. Stargate. So there's a lot of talk, like this whole thing with like, you know, like what are the plans after October 7th and all this stuff. I think the old gods are coming back, dog. I think the old gods want to come back and reign. And I think a lot of this is about bringing back- You mean like the Anunnaki? No, I'm thinking like the Zoyer asterism and stuff like that.
Stargate. Stargate. So there's a lot of talk, like this whole thing with like, you know, like what are the plans after October 7th and all this stuff. I think the old gods are coming back, dog. I think the old gods want to come back and reign. And I think a lot of this is about bringing back- You mean like the Anunnaki? No, I'm thinking like the Zoyer asterism and stuff like that.
If you study Zoyer aster- Like if you study- Dude, the weirdest thing, if you study like Statue of Liberty, that's a dude, bro. It is a cross-dresser. Really? Oh, yeah. Yeah. The Statue of Liberty is an old, old Zoroasterism god called Mithras. And you get into, if you study it, you can even study like the old- One at a time.
If you study Zoyer aster- Like if you study- Dude, the weirdest thing, if you study like Statue of Liberty, that's a dude, bro. It is a cross-dresser. Really? Oh, yeah. Yeah. The Statue of Liberty is an old, old Zoroasterism god called Mithras. And you get into, if you study it, you can even study like the old- One at a time.
If you study Zoyer aster- Like if you study- Dude, the weirdest thing, if you study like Statue of Liberty, that's a dude, bro. It is a cross-dresser. Really? Oh, yeah. Yeah. The Statue of Liberty is an old, old Zoroasterism god called Mithras. And you get into, if you study it, you can even study like the old- One at a time.
What about, I can't pronounce.
What about, I can't pronounce.
What about, I can't pronounce.
It's a dude. Hmm. It's a drag queen. You sure? Yeah. Trust me. There it is. Like Mithras, dude. Let me see the face. That's it right there. That's Mithras. Damn, that doesn't look like a dude. The top one, that's Mithras. Look at the jaw. Yep. It does look like a good dude. So if you study, like, you know, who gave a Statue of Liberty? France, right?
It's a dude. Hmm. It's a drag queen. You sure? Yeah. Trust me. There it is. Like Mithras, dude. Let me see the face. That's it right there. That's Mithras. Damn, that doesn't look like a dude. The top one, that's Mithras. Look at the jaw. Yep. It does look like a good dude. So if you study, like, you know, who gave a Statue of Liberty? France, right?
It's a dude. Hmm. It's a drag queen. You sure? Yeah. Trust me. There it is. Like Mithras, dude. Let me see the face. That's it right there. That's Mithras. Damn, that doesn't look like a dude. The top one, that's Mithras. Look at the jaw. Yep. It does look like a good dude. So if you study, like, you know, who gave a Statue of Liberty? France, right?
Old pagan. Look at the hands. Zoroasterism gods. Whoa. They're coming back, dude.
Old pagan. Look at the hands. Zoroasterism gods. Whoa. They're coming back, dude.
Old pagan. Look at the hands. Zoroasterism gods. Whoa. They're coming back, dude.
And he wants to have hope.
And he wants to have hope.
And he wants to have hope.
If you study the French Olympics. Look at the arm and the hand.
If you study the French Olympics. Look at the arm and the hand.
If you study the French Olympics. Look at the arm and the hand.
Does he have breasts? Yeah, this guy came on my podcast named Christopher Knowles and he broke it all down. Where's the breasts? There's no breasts.
Does he have breasts? Yeah, this guy came on my podcast named Christopher Knowles and he broke it all down. Where's the breasts? There's no breasts.
Does he have breasts? Yeah, this guy came on my podcast named Christopher Knowles and he broke it all down. Where's the breasts? There's no breasts.
I have tits. I definitely have tits. I'm trying.
I have tits. I definitely have tits. I'm trying.
I have tits. I definitely have tits. I'm trying.
Look at that. On Instagram, it does breastfeeding videos. That fat tit right there.
Look at that. On Instagram, it does breastfeeding videos. That fat tit right there.
Look at that. On Instagram, it does breastfeeding videos. That fat tit right there.
Thank you, buddy. I love you so much. It's always great to see you. You've shown me so much love over the years, and I'm so appreciative of you, so thank you.
Thank you, buddy. I love you so much. It's always great to see you. You've shown me so much love over the years, and I'm so appreciative of you, so thank you.
Thank you, buddy. I love you so much. It's always great to see you. You've shown me so much love over the years, and I'm so appreciative of you, so thank you.
I appreciate that. Thank you, dude.
I appreciate that. Thank you, dude.
I appreciate that. Thank you, dude.
I have a special. It's dropping everywhere. I might put it on YouTube, but I got to beep the shit out of it because we go pretty hard on this. But if you go to like Twitter, Sam Tripoli, you go to twitter.com slash Sam Tripoli, or you go to Rumble. Rumble's been very nice to me. They featured my stuff.
I have a special. It's dropping everywhere. I might put it on YouTube, but I got to beep the shit out of it because we go pretty hard on this. But if you go to like Twitter, Sam Tripoli, you go to twitter.com slash Sam Tripoli, or you go to Rumble. Rumble's been very nice to me. They featured my stuff.
I have a special. It's dropping everywhere. I might put it on YouTube, but I got to beep the shit out of it because we go pretty hard on this. But if you go to like Twitter, Sam Tripoli, you go to twitter.com slash Sam Tripoli, or you go to Rumble. Rumble's been very nice to me. They featured my stuff.
Rumble put out my special.
Rumble put out my special.
Rumble put out my special.
Twitter's great too, man. Twitter's great. Dude, me? I got 3 million views on one long time ago, but I never get that. They're not suppressed anymore.
Twitter's great too, man. Twitter's great. Dude, me? I got 3 million views on one long time ago, but I never get that. They're not suppressed anymore.
Twitter's great too, man. Twitter's great. Dude, me? I got 3 million views on one long time ago, but I never get that. They're not suppressed anymore.
I have 124,000 followers, and I've had that for five years. Can't go above it. I had to post it 25 likes.
I have 124,000 followers, and I've had that for five years. Can't go above it. I had to post it 25 likes.
I have 124,000 followers, and I've had that for five years. Can't go above it. I had to post it 25 likes.
It's crazy. And you can also go to SamTripleE.com. You can also find all my podcasts there. My Broken Simulation, Conspiracy Social Club, Cash Daddies, and what's my other one? You have so many podcasts. I just can't stop, won't stop. And yeah, go to my tour dates. I'm touring, working on a new hour. All right, my man. Appreciate you, brother. I love you, buddy. I love you, too.
It's crazy. And you can also go to SamTripleE.com. You can also find all my podcasts there. My Broken Simulation, Conspiracy Social Club, Cash Daddies, and what's my other one? You have so many podcasts. I just can't stop, won't stop. And yeah, go to my tour dates. I'm touring, working on a new hour. All right, my man. Appreciate you, brother. I love you, buddy. I love you, too.
It's crazy. And you can also go to SamTripleE.com. You can also find all my podcasts there. My Broken Simulation, Conspiracy Social Club, Cash Daddies, and what's my other one? You have so many podcasts. I just can't stop, won't stop. And yeah, go to my tour dates. I'm touring, working on a new hour. All right, my man. Appreciate you, brother. I love you, buddy. I love you, too.
Thank you so much, dude.
Thank you so much, dude.
Thank you so much, dude.
Have you ever heard... Okay, this is a really weird conspiracy.
The Chinese population?
Have you ever looked into that?
And that there's all this data that kind of lines up, like the amount of funeral homes have quadrupled.
China's lied about the amount.
They listed all these fake kids going to school that aren't really going to school.
And the weird one is the amount of salt that they've imported from Japan has gone down half.
So all these people go to China, all these guys, tourist vloggers, and they're like, there's nobody around.
Because if you go to India, right, we saw how many people they pack in there to see that Atari graphic land on the moon.
Look how many people are in there.
But you see this over and over again.
When people go to China, they're like, there's nobody around here.
China, right, if you're trying to protect China.
Yeah, that doesn't even make any sense.
Yeah, it's kind of like when you look at, I don't know, like a camp, right, or a prison.
The people they want to keep in, they put all the wire and stuff this way so you can't crawl out.
So it's the same thing with that.
Have you ever seen old pictures of it being built?
People building it are like demons and shit like that.
What are you talking about?
Old drawings, you mean?
Yeah, drawings of the Great Wall of China being built.
It's almost being built by demons.
Sometimes, you know, you see that because, like, I'm Armenian.
I'm from the village of Van.
Yeah, we send him to Germany and he's not even here.
And at that time, it was in Turkey.
No, I don't want to live forever.
No, I don't think we're meant to live forever.
I think we're meant to come here, finish a task, wrap it up.
And, you know, this whole thing about extending life forever sounds miserable to me.
They're doing that with babies now.
They can test IQs already.
They're doing genetic tests because these really rich people want super smart kids.
So they're making sure that the IQ of the baby is at a super high level.
There's too much tits and ass on the internet.
Dude, there's fat homeless people with iPhones.
That's why you're never going to have a revolution when you have fat homeless people with iPhones.
Yeah, and they're living the best life.
That's how comfortable it is.
We're just comfortable enough not to get upset.
And I love how when they shoot her just eating a salad, she's perfectly shot.
Last thing I want to tell you is that Gaza, Europe will go in and regulate it, and that is the prediction I want to give you.
And then it's basically going to be into, it's been prophesized there will be a war between the pagans and the lost tribes.
And you go through this whole thing.
Let me just tell you this.
I'll give you the name of it.
I just got to get the name of it.
I appreciate you, dude.
I'll give you the name right now.
You can go to the Living Church of God.
It's YouTube at Tomorrow's World.
It's all been prophesied.
England, the United States, and Israel versus the pagans.
The pagans will be led like before the Assyrians who are now Germany.
That would be my third prediction I've gotten right.
You can hear everything she's saying.
Dude, my whole thing goes everything.
Oh, she was eating a salad while she was talking about this?
Yeah, when Veritas or James O'Keefe puts out that video.
The video is her talking about how there's like tens of thousands of videos of him hurting children.
He's also the one who put out Karen Bass's phone call about her going, talking... Have you ever heard it?
Well, they looked the wrong way.
That guy gets everything, dude.
All they do is send, listen, send in some ass and they'll give away all the secrets.
Like they go, hey, there's and they look this way and it was coming that way or they look that way and it was coming this way.
It's easy to find because it cuts to her in a cafe.
You'll find it right there.
That's her talking right there.
I said this a long time ago is that they're just trying to set it up.
So it's like, dude, they're high school chicks.
And reality, it's like really, really.
And there were there were statements, I believe.
And you can't find it on the Internet anymore because, you know, they they clean everything up.
Like people talking about like what Bill Clinton was fooling around with.
They looked the wrong way when they tried to see what was coming.
And it wasn't little girls, you know?
And I've always said this, you know, it's like Bill Clinton is the Andy Dick of the White House.
He just sees holes he wants to hit them, right?
Where are you getting this from?
Where are you getting this from?
I do deep dives into all this shit.
You remember the Finders?
I mean, dude, he was on speed.
They're just horny-ass people.
Woodrow Wilson, they believe they blackmailed him through being gay.
I mean, Obama stuff coming out right now.
Your joke about the samurais?
You know, back in the day about how they were all gay?
Because you're going to fight harder if you know that dude got some DSLs, right?
You're going to fight way harder.
He's the best in the bunker.
But if you even study the Vegas shooting, I mean the L.A.
It's called Man Love Thursdays, dude.
That's what they call it.
It's like... They go into the mountains.
I just had a guy on right now.
fires, they want you to blame DEI.
This is going to get weird, but Dom the Hypnotist came on, and he was talking about how he has a mentor who he also works with who was Hillary Clinton's security detail.
And they were in Afghanistan.
They saw a bunch of kids go in the room and never come out.
That they, like, three in the morning.
Do you remember when that one fire chief or whatever was like, oh, if I come get you and you're too big, you're in the wrong place at the wrong time?
And they were told, like, don't interfere with the local customs.
Yeah, but are you implying that they are dead?
I'm implying that he never saw them come out.
Maybe there's another exit to it.
And they all let it go because they were winning football games.
Which is... And then the Penn State's right back into title contention.
But here's the thing, dude.
Over time, what they can blackmail you with changes.
Like, way back in the day, if they thought you were cheating on your wife, they could blackmail you with that.
But as culture grows and we start accepting more and more stuff, it's got to get weirder and weirder.
You know, back in the... You remember, I mean, we're around the same age.
I mean, you remember when we were debating whether Boy George was gay or not and they were like...
We were like, there was like a real discussion on that.
He's like, no, dude, I pom-puss, dude.
How about George Michael?
Have you seen the Minnesota Vikings male cheerleader?
That is the shiniest dude I've ever seen.
Yeah, he's so... And you can see him on Twitter.
He's just dancing around, and he's the shiniest dude you've ever seen in your life.
Yeah, there he is in the front row.
Cheerleaders are useless anyways.
There's really no purpose to them.
They don't do anything for the game.
It was back in the day, how can we have hot chicks in football?
You know, there's always going to be the fight.
What is the point of a cheerleader?
Yeah, I mean, Gary Goldman has a great bit about it, about what their purpose is to, like, remind the players how important they are.
He's like, you know, defense.
And they always complain about how much money they're making.
I'm like, dude, you get to go to the game for free.
And how many download players are staring at him, dude.
That's my favorite player.
So here's my whole thing, dude.
There's always going to be culture wars between the right and the left.
As long as you're not hurting people, and particularly children, you'll never hear anything from me.
I don't care what you do.
Buy yourself with consenting adults.
Get as weird as you want.
You know, but when you start to demonize certain people, you're setting up a market for blackmail.
So when people can't be themselves and they're so afraid of people finding out who they really are, you're setting it up so people can manipulate them.
And that's the story of Washington, D.C.
Now, obviously, hurting children, there should never be a time where that's culturally acceptable.
But that's why it's had to get so dark is because we don't care if somebody's gay now.
Yeah, and it's getting crazy on planes now.
I mean, it's in the Bible, too.
Like when they want to take out the Canaanites and, you know, atheists use as like, oh, he wants to kill all the women and children.
What do you think about that?
Well, the Canaanites were practicing child sacrifice.
Now, the language, we can get into, like, the Bible language, especially in the First Testament.
Like, is it the language of the time?
And they were a lot more blunt with it.
But the Canaanites were sacrificing children.
I mean, that's a big part of—it goes all the way back to Kronos, the first god, which is the god of time.
And the whole story about it was told that his kids would slay him, so every time his female would have children, he would eat the kids.
Bro, that gets in the program.
Well, that's the whole thing.
Kids are the closest to God.
Everything's programming, dude.
Even those people in India, their programming of their religion tells them to sacrifice their own children.
I mean, it goes against everything you're wiring.
I mean, if you're at a kid's park and a kid's in trouble, it doesn't need to be your kid.
You run over to make sure the kid's okay.
I've done it a thousand times.
But now you have people, especially if you look at what's going on in Gaza, you have people labeling newborns as terrorists.
That is your programming overriding your basic instinct, which is to protect children at all costs because they are the future.
And that's powerful, powerful, powerful.
So my whole theory is that that anxiety and depression and anger and all that stuff comes from when you're programming and your reality clash and they don't meet up.
You're programming from generational trauma.
You're programming from school.
All that stuff meets reality and you start to just go a little crazy.
And I think a lot of that is purposeful to get us on pharmaceuticals for life.
Well, first of all, your grandparents, your parents telling you the trauma of your past, beating that into you forever.
Like I had my buddy's girlfriend on my show and she's Jewish and she was telling me, I go, what's it like to grow up Jewish?
And she was telling me that...
her parents would tell her that she has to have three kids, one for each parent and then one kid lost for the Holocaust, for someone lost in the Holocaust.
And, like, think about that programming, dude.
Think about what that over and over and over again and to the point now where you're like, well, you know, these kids in Gaza are terrorists.
I mean, newborn babies are terrorists.
I mean, that is heavy stuff.
I mean, I've heard about the Armenian genocide my whole life to the point I got a tattoo right here about it.
That is your programming.
Then you go to school and it's been infiltrated by all these cultural Marxists and they're just pushing this thing to get you to hate your own country, hate the establishment, hate all this stuff.
So you have this entire country where everybody's fighting with each other.
And that's all done to cause maximum chaos because people are easy to manipulate and control when they're in anxiety.
Like this whole thing with taking over Washington, D.C.
right now, everyone acts like this has just started.
This started way back with BLM, Defund the Cops.
This has always been the goal.
It's called pressure from above, pressure from below.
You're afraid to go on the streets and you have no faith that your politicians are going to save you.
So you're completely and utterly lost and you're just demanding that you be kept safe, which is the ultimate goal, which is martial law.
And that's what they've been doing.
And it isn't starting in Washington, D.C.
This is started a while ago.
If you study all these different kind of cultural clashes that starts with BLM, that's black people.
Then you go January 6th.
Then you go to Asian hate.
Then you go to no kings.
And now you have the Supreme Court that is going to debate the legality of gay marriage.
And if you go, Sam, what do you think is going to happen?
I wouldn't doubt if they overturn it because that's going to cause even more chaos.
OK, so I agree with what you're saying.
The streets are going to be burning in rainbows, dude.
And then that is what they want, martial law.
There's all these, you know, these judges who are completely politicized are, like, releasing people who are hurting kids or murdering people.
That means you have no faith in the system.
But what I'm saying is what causes more chaos?
And that grows your anxiety.
Now, all of a sudden, you're angry, you're depressed, and you just don't trust anything.
And now you want to basically give up your God-given rights, right?
Pressure from above, pressure from below for Marxists.
If you ever want to watch a doc on it, it's really old.
I watched it last night on Twitter.
It's Geogra Griffin, and it's called Capitalist Conspiracy.
I've sent to a bunch of people.
I can't get anybody to watch this thing.
And it breaks it down, dude.
There was famous cases in the 50s and 60s where kids were like radical communists on the campuses.
What causes more infighting is if you push everybody to this is DEI messing up and not that this whole thing is purposeful.
And they said, something's going wrong here.
And they broke off and they testified in front of either Congress or Senate.
And they basically said the goal is to basically bring in martial law.
who all think they're raging against the machine.
They don't realize the machine is funding all of this stuff.
You know, it's like the No Kings.
The Latinos are really smart.
Like when Eddie and I do shows all the time, there's tons of Mexicans, tons of Latinos in the crowd.
So when No Kings was happening in L.A., there were like gang leaders who told their entire block nobody can go to these things because they all found out it was funded by the Walmart heir.
Like that's what always happens.
The billionaires fund these kind of radical groups to sow chaos.
Yeah, because they don't want to pay anything.
But I also hear that most always say Americans don't want to do this job, and then my fat ass is going to fucking Wendy's at 11 p.m., and I'm ordering a chicken sandwich, and the guy handing me the bag is 55 years old.
I mean, Americans want to work.
That's the whole psyop that they don't want to do some of these jobs.
And what's really weird is how like I've seen so much death in movies that when I see a dead person, which I think the first time I saw a dead person, I would be incredibly shocked.
I remember I was driving home from Vegas with my then girlfriend and there was a giant car crash, like a giant car.
And she's like, don't get out of the car.
And I'm like, I'm a hero.
And I get out of the car to see if everything's okay.
And this one car flipped.
And there was somebody laying there and the car was on top.
And somebody ran over with a car jack to get it up.
I go, you're going to look at something you're not ready to see right now.
But what I was blown away by was how not affected.
By seeing that, it was the first time I'd seen, like outside of a funeral, I'd seen a dead body that just had a violent ending.
Because I think I've seen so many movies where I've just seen dead people that it just was like a movie to me.
So, I mean, I don't know if they're...
And I didn't have any reaction to it.
When the first days I moved to L.A., you know, I've lived in L.A.
And like I was back there in the crazy days on Hollywood Boulevard where we're still thriving.
And there was this weird store and inside you could smell death.
And I looked in and there was something laying down there.
The narrative instantly became, who are the Bolsheviks?
And again, not affected by it.
I go, I think that's a dead body.
The guy's like, get out of there.
But it smelled like death.
But I still was really amazed.
That was probably the first time I saw a dead body.
Then this was the second one.
But I was just amazed by not how affected I was by seeing this.
Like I've been programmed and conditioned to see these things.
which normally back in the day would be a giant moment.
Well, I can tell you something.
So I used to do USO tours.
And the first time I go, I think it was with Brian Callen this time.
No, that wasn't my first one, but I do.
Yeah, that was the first one I do with Steve Byrne, Dov Davidoff and Brian Callen.
And we had this very nice man who was...
showing us around he was our kind of our leader of of our tour and he was telling me that in world war one they they found that the guys couldn't shoot the enemy because they didn't want to kill them they didn't have it in them to kill another human being so he says that's when you start to see in movies guns coming out and shooting people it's programming
Yeah, well, I don't know if they're lizard.
And that's when it got way easier to start shooting people.
Well, they probably are lizard people.
Now you've got these video games where you're just going in somewhere and you're murking everybody.
But, I mean, this is, I mean, when Karen Bass, here's the crazy thing about L.A.
What about all the women that now are kicking everybody's ass?
I'm flying here, and every movie is a waif model beating the shit out of a fucking 300-pound Russian.
Very few people are calling out anything anymore.
And then you see videos where girls just go up and start swinging on guys, and I'm like, it was Brian Holtzman's bit they used to do way back in the day.
It's a city of conformity.
You're not going to hurt him at all if you hit him.
I was watching on the fly over.
I was watching the latest Mission Impossible, and it's insane, dude.
Then nobody wants to rock the boat because to get a job in L.A., you need 20 green lights.
Oh, dude, it just gets cranked up, cranked up, cranked up.
But there's like two chicks in there, couldn't weigh more than 100 pounds, beating the shit out of everybody.
And I'm like, you need a cyborg type chick.
If you're going to have somebody like Bill Ness.
Yeah, just flatlining dudes.
Cyborg is like the Wilt Chamberlain of female MMA where you could drop her 20 years in the future and she'd still be murking people because she's that well built and she's that skilled.
But that's who would be doing it.
Not like 100-pound women.
All you got to catch is one red light and you're not working.
If I was a henchman, I'd be like, I'm running.
I used to have a joke about Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean.
She's, like, fighting everybody.
I'm like, the only thing that chick's fighting is anorexia.
You know what I'm saying?
So, you know, it's just everything's programming, dude.
So if you're out there going, hey, dude, this is like, hey, man, what's going up with this?
I mean, Sigourney Weaver used to do it, but there was something about her where you believed it.
You're like, that's a bad bitch, and she's going to fuck people up.
This seems pretty purposeful.
You're not going to work.
You're just not going to work.
You could get mugged at a gas station pumping $7 gallon gas and still never complain about what's going on and still vote the same way because you don't want to rock the boat.
I don't know, because maybe we didn't know as much about it, but when I think of the 70s- Maybe you'd be happier if someone who looked like you came to save you from the fire.
Apple TV is putting out insanely great programming, but you don't realize how woke it is until you're already captured, right?
And then you're like, whoa, what did I just watch?
I was watching Hijack, and I forget the name of the actor.
It was a TV show on Apple TV, and it was the black British actor who was in The Wire.
I forget what his name is.
He's such a great- Idris Elba.
He's awesome in everything.
But I'm watching this show, and about five episodes in, I realize this is the story of a black man who stops white hijackers from hijacking a Middle Eastern plane.
If you ask me, it's a big part of moving everybody into these big cities is the forced conformity.
And you don't realize it until you're halfway in.
Didn't get on a plane on 9-11.
Yeah, I don't buy that story.
I mean, he's shredded at this point.
But I don't buy that whole thing.
Oh, well, now you're getting into, like, high-impact events and how there's, like, layers.
I have a show called Doomscrolling where we just watch all these conspiracy videos and one of them, Passport Man, where they made a superhero just out of passports.
Oh, dude, it's the only thing I... By the way, 26 days off porn, everybody.
But you have that one where it's kind of up like here, and then it goes in, and then it's some weird...
And then somehow it took out those two and then two other buildings.
Nobody talks about building five.
I mean, I have theories.
How weird is that that Neo's driver's license is the day of the attack?
Well, how about all these fires?
This is the big debate on Tim Fall Hat.
We debate it all the time.
You have all these houses that are incinerated, and then there's all these trees that are perfectly fine.
So then you get into the debate, like, what causes fire?
Okay, but why are the trees okay?
Because they have water in them.
Well, are we in a drought, or do we have water?
And that's when you get into...
Vibrations, dude, like high, you know, like, yeah, vibrations, like radio waves and stuff like that.
That's that they can do.
Everyone thinks it's a direct.
That's a big part of this that people think it's direct energy.
Like, like, you know, well, some people are going down a rabbit.
Okay, so I wanted to tell you this story.
So right around the Paradise Fires, right after that, Eddie and I are doing tinfoil hat.
We do Bakersfield first, and then we go to Sacramento.
In both shows, someone from PSG shows up.
The people who have the smart meters on all of these houses.
They're the ones who run the electricity and the power for all of California.
First show we do in Bakersfield, a bunch of guys who look like Zero Dark Thirty show up.
I'm like, oh, that's super interesting because that just happened.
Then the next night I'm in Sacramento.
And I remember this very well because it was last night I ever drank alcohol ever in my life.
There was some hot blonde with a fat rack.
And I'm like, today's my Sprite.
So I have a shot with her.
She tells me she's from PG&E.
So both nights in a row, we have people show up to our show from this company that everybody says could be behind it with these smart meters, okay?
The first show is Bakersfield.
And what's the second show?
It's very weird that two shows and two nights.
I'm just saying it's super interesting.
I just like to put the brakes on some of them.
So I had somebody hit me up one time, and they were talking about how there's a weird percentage that insurance companies do on whether your house could catch on fire, right?
And fire insurance, stuff like that.
It's brutal in California now.
You can't get fire insurance.
Well, she was telling me that everyone on her block had a really high rating except for her house.
And I go, well, does your house have a smart meter on it?
She goes, no, I'm the only one on the block that doesn't have a smart meter on it.
They don't want you flying.
She goes, holy shit, right?
So what's really interesting about the Sacramento show, besides the big-titted G&E person or the whatever...
is is i'm outside on the balcony right i'm outside on the patio talking to everybody after the show and this woman comes up to me and she goes you know i live in paradise i go really i go what happens she goes i have to tell you this story she goes i was just chilling there like on her porch or something like that and she looked up and she saw this like silver cigar thing
And that's kind of why L.A.
And she said lights were going back and forth, back and forth.
And this is right before the fires.
nobody's saying anything right now.
And then she said suddenly the lights all just went boom.
And then there were fires everywhere.
And I stopped thinking about this story a long time ago.
Then suddenly videos now are popping up all over Twitter.
If you go to my Twitter, SamTripleEat.com, there's a video right now of a guy playing catch with his dog.
And he throws the Frisbee.
And when the dog goes up to grab the Frisbee, suddenly you see something just fly through the air that is a silver-like cigar-looking thing.
I've always been in conspiracies.
This thing slows it down.
It doesn't look like a bug.
It was like one of the newer videos I put out.
What do you think it is?
Do you think it's a UFO?
Well, I don't believe in UFOs.
Oh, well then, if it's... Do you know that we've had flying crafts that have been going 200 miles an hour before the Civil War?
Just let it play because it shows you what it is.
Okay, he's going to slow it down.
I think that's all part of it.
But look how far away that is.
I mean, that is way far away.
I don't know where that comes from.
But they've had crafts since before the Civil War.
They were building crafts that went 200 miles an hour.
I'm butchering how to pronounce it, which will be a theme.
Pre-Civil War aircrafts.
a bunch of like German scientists in America that were working with the U.S.
So this predates Orville Wright.
Brother, I'm the truth, okay?
Joseph P. Farrell was on, and he's, like, amazing.
uh hidden history he does a lot in uh religion particularly is he so self-taught no he's dude he's really a great interview man i believe you i mean he's a self-taught does he have like a you look it up real quick yeah education and this stuff or is it just he's written like a thousand books on it that's a lot of books dude i can barely read one book i'm stuck on alexander's second right now and what is he saying
He's saying that in the pre-Civil War and during the Civil War, they had crafts that were traveling at 200 miles an hour.
You can find pictures of it on the internet.
Well, as long as there's pictures.
Jamie, you're leaving me here.
Wasn't that the whole point of like Led Zeppelin that they didn't want people getting on blimps so they like crashed that shit?
Everyone thinks I'm crazy.
You guys think I'm nuts.
I'm just telling you, bro.
Oh, dude, I'll get you one, dude.
Dude, someone should do a conspiracy news.
It would be 10 times better than what you see on television.
I was watching, and you're like,
My girlfriend can't stop watching MSNBC.
It doesn't matter how much they lie to her.
She's, like, dug in, and that's her team.
And so I'm listening to Rachel Maddow the other day talking about, like, demonizing RFK Jr.
So she, you want to try one?
So Rachel Maddow, who just completely told everybody if you get the vaccine, there's 100% chance you won't get COVID.
You know, it's not telling everybody how important mRNA vaccines are.
I'm a Dick Joe comic who's functionally illiterate.
And then, you know, I live in California where they're all about my body, my choice, except for when it comes to vaccines.
And I had arguments with people.
I'm like, I thought you're my body, my choice.
And now you're telling me I have to take a vaccine.
They're like, it's different.
Sorry, you got to see my tits, dude.
And then have you ever seen when they broke down how long it would actually take to make like five billion vaccines that they wanted for everybody?
That worked out perfectly.
There's like an agenda 2050 and literally in there it lists no more commercial flying.
I'm going to sweat like a pig the whole time.
They want to be right, not do right.
Anything Wu-Tang I'm down with.
Dude, I'm flying people are masked.
Everyone else doesn't have a mask.
They're wearing, like, these super heavy masks.
I'm just getting murked by Mexicans the whole time.
And then you go, what about the 5G they're cranking up?
What about what they're spraying in the skies?
That now is an acceptable fact that they're doing geoengineering of our skies.
Like five years ago, you were a crazy conspiracy theorist.
Now there's laws being passed about it.
And you put all that together, you're like...
That's how people get sick.
I'm trying to get a blue belt.
Do you mind if I get my phone for a second just to see if I can find it?
Yeah, we talked about it.
It was either him or the two episodes later they talked about how it went 200 miles an hour.
Back then it was like you got excommunicated.
That's the episode, and there's a picture of the craft that they had made.
I just got to do old man jujitsu where I got to do wrist locks and shit like that.
No, but these aren't even balloons, dude.
It's like literally like aircrafts that could go 200 miles an hour.
So the reason I bring that up is because if we go, they got these silver cigar things.
Like think about how long ago that was.
Yeah, I mean, whatever helps everybody sleep at night, you know, but they got the technology.
That's what they had in 2000, in the pre-Civil War.
Walter Bosley, he came out and talked about it.
You can find those on the internet.
I don't know who's specific.
Cause I can't move these fat legs.
The guy's name's up in the corner.
That thing can go 200 miles an hour?
Sky's with N-Y-M-Z-A, Eros, and the secret ship.
Yeah, dude, you know I'm retarded, right?
I want to know what that thing is.
These are the crafts that they had that they were working on.
So a person gets inside that fucking thing?
And then there's a propeller back there.
Or propellers, you know?
They had that way back in the 1850s, dude.
Maybe, but they had... 200 miles an hour, step right up.
Just think of what kind of dominance you could have at that time with that kind of craft.
Germany basically funded the North when they needed money because, you know, Lincoln was...
I bought a Lincoln greenback, $20 greenback.
I bought it for, I forget how much I paid for it, but yeah, that's like one of my favorite things I have.
That's why I got to work out.
What's wrong with the hip?
I think we worked with entities that give us technology.
I mean, it goes back to what we talked before about, you know, Admiral Byrd and, you know, that whole thing where I think it was Eisenhower made a deal.
It's just, it's the, the, the, it's just the wheels are a little off.
And I told you this, and that's where the missing 411 comes from.
all the people who disappear in the forest.
There's really weird connections between all of them.
They tend to be of German descent, of high IQ, and they just disappear in the forest.
And Eddie Bravo has a really interesting theory about it, about how there's all these movies about all these people dying in forests and everyone dying in the ocean, you know, to scare you from going out there.
Like, I'm afraid of sharks.
Like, I don't want to go out in the ocean, but what's going on in the ocean?
We see stuff coming out of the ocean all the time.
What's going on way deep down there?
Yeah, but, you know, Jaws makes this thing, boom, right in your face, right?
Probably before that, nobody was thinking about sharks.
Yeah, and they were working with German scientists.
Because we do it based on our timelines and this notion that we came from cavemen.
I think there's been multiple civilizations that just keep getting reset and reset and reset.
And you see them at all these like WEFs and all this stuff in Davos.
But if let's just say this is real, and I do believe it's real, 100%, like, what do they have now?
I mean, it's so far down the line.
I mean, that's so long ago.
That's like, well, 175 years ago.
The technology that they could have.
The Nazi bell, which is a big part of World War II that nobody ever talks about.
I mean that's a whole part in like – have you ever heard of Martin Borman?
What I'm saying by that is like you hear famous stories of people whose fathers worked at Area 51 and he never once told them what they did there.
And they have you looking over here when it's really over here.
They do that all the time.
Like Area 51 is kind of like the shiny object.
Everyone's, oh, there's crazy.
And then it's really the mountain that's like 10 miles away that they've hollowed out.
Or you get into NASA, right?
Everyone thinks it's in...
In Houston, the real NASA is in Huntsville, Alabama.
So this is a funny story.
So Eddie and I are doing stand-up, and we're doing the Tim Fole Hack comedy night.
And we go, we do Nashville.
So they sent us to Huntsville.
And we go, you know, I'm like, yeah, man, we're going to be staying up in Alabama.
This is going to be great.
We go to the comedy club.
And the fucking parking lot is packed.
And we're like, dog, we packed this motherfucker.
Well, it's like Sharon Underwood or one of those black female comics is performing there, and it's all her crowd.
It's the one who has the daytime talk show.
Yeah, I got to get it fixed.
I forget what her name is.
She packed it out, and it's her crowd.
And all of a sudden, her crowd leaves, and our crowd comes in, and it's 45 people.
And I just keep looking out the door going, ah, fuck.
And he's going, I know we're in trouble because Sam's always positive about it, and you just can't stop yelling fuck.
So we do the show, 45 people.
The sound guy comes up to me and goes, whoever sent you here set you up to fail.
Because this is the real NASA.
This is where all of the satellites are controlled from.
This is where Von Braun went when he came to America.
And in Huntsville, Alabama, into the late 80s, you were not allowed to talk about how he was a Nazi because they had all convinced himself that he was forced to do it against his own will, even though he was a horrible, horrible person.
Yeah, but they convinced themselves that he did it against his own will.
So that's where the real—so they always have you look over here when everything's going on over here.
There's a video out there.
It's called American Nazi 60 Minutes.
It's basically when 60 Minutes did really good work.
And they interview this Boston lawyer.
who was like wanting to get down to what was going on.
Why are all these Nazis here?
Why isn't anyone getting them?
And so he's pressing and he's doing like Freedom of Information Act and he's pressing and pressing them.
And one day they got agreed to it.
So the CIA says, you can look at these documents.
You can't take pictures and you can't take notes.
So he reads it and he finds out that basically what happened was a Rockefeller,
nixon and i think it was eisenhower form a committee and they're all the ones that bring them over this little community yeah so you got all these guys operation paperclip this is part of it but this i never knew that i like like if you're going in hiding dude why wouldn't you change your name none of them change their names right yeah yeah i didn't have to
Nobody ever talked about Martin Borman, who was like, if you don't know Martin Borman, you don't know nothing about World War II.
Lived peacefully in Argentina with signing tax.
So I had this guy on, I think I talked about last time, but the dark journalist, he does really great work, and he was talking a big reason why JFK was assassinated.
that NASA was involved because JFK wanted to give Russia all these documents and information they had about these UFOs because he didn't want them to think that they were like nuclear planes, like dropping bombs and stuff.
And because NASA was so full of Nazis and they still hated the Russians, they didn't want that to happen.
In the video, they interview Nazis who still defended everything they did.
None of them changed their names.
They all just defended what they did.
It's a crazy video to watch.
And they convinced themselves he didn't want to do it.
And this gets into this whole thing about what's going to happen in Gaza.
It's basically, it's all been prophesied, dude, what's going to happen next.
What does it say, Jamie?
I think there's one person still alive, and that's why they don't want to tell you about it.
I don't know exactly her role in it, but she supposedly is a part of it, and she was kind of some... So when she dies, they'll release the hounds?
They'll release more of it, unless the family's on one, but that's why they're slow rolling this out, because they don't want anyone who's still alive to face any prosecution.
I went home for—I brought the kids back to the homeland, and all my family was like, yeah, I got this fixed, I got this fixed, I got that fixed.
That's my point with the Jeffrey Epstein list is like, what do you think they're going to do?
What their name and what they ordered?
You know, they're never going to have that.
Well, that's the whole point that they believe behind the P. Diddy trial is that it was really about getting his tapes.
And why would they release the names when they could have the names and blackmail everybody on the list and in the videos?
Why would they give that away?
Why would the intelligence agencies do that when they can control these people now?
You're like, oh, you did something weird.
I like to watch politicians who are pushing all this fucking bullshit, whether it's COVID or BLM or Nazi or Zionism and all this shit.
Dude, that's literally the plan.
And I go, what weird shit do they got you fucking on video?
When Pam Bondi, who was a part of the whole Jeffrey Epstein thing in Florida.
And now she's like, yeah, there's videos.
So the first time he gets arrested, she was part of that whole thing.
She was like some AG or something in Florida.
And you're like, what have they got you doing?
And you got all these pedo hunters and they're doing great jobs getting these guys off the streets, but they're all low level.
It makes you feel like, oh, we're doing something.
No, you're just getting low level guys out.
You're not getting the, you know, when the Me Too movement and they were accusing people all this and they're trying to make it seem like these guys are a part of it.
You know, if you're a 17-year-old going to a comedy concert and then you go home to your parents still, you're not part of that.
You know, it's like 80% of the children who go missing are from foster care.
Like, people don't understand that.
It, like, involves dark-ass shit.
There was weird stuff in Different Strokes.
They constantly had episodes on that stuff.
The TV show Different Strokes?
They had one where, like, the guy owned a bike store, was giving the kids wine.
I just saw that pop up on one of my feeds, my algorithms.
Was it the Franklin scandal or the Finder scandal where the FBI –
The Franklin scandal, which involves Ronald Reagan.
And George involves Ronald Reagan and involves George Bush Sr.
I think that you get in there because they know that about you.
Everything's about data, dude.
And then they feed them their addiction and then they control them through that.
I mean, I'm convinced that's why Pornhub is free.
And they find out who's commenting on these videos and what they're into.
And then they can find out, hey, does this guy have any political desires?
And then they kind of push him in his direction.
From the kind of porn you're whacking off to?
That's what that's all about.
And before they had all that, they were just going on campuses, talking to the professors.
Who's a really smart guy?
And then that's what they did with the Unabomber.
They knew he was a super smart guy.
So they put him through all the CIA stuff and they fractured him.
Do you ever watch the Netflix documentary?
But they never deprogrammed him after.
Did he end up in Stanford?
That whole Kavanaugh trial?
Or he was a student or a teacher's aide?
I think I messed up some joints during my running and gunning days.
That whole Kavanaugh trial for Supreme Court was a giant charade to get you to not actually look at his history.
Because the woman who accused him worked at the CIA program at Stanford, and they didn't want you to look into that Kavanaugh was a deep state guy.
He wrote the Patriot Act.
He helped cover up Whitewater.
I mean, they didn't want you looking at it, so they made it into a sex... He wrote the Patriot Act?
He helped write the Patriot Act.
He doesn't believe in... He believes in warrantless entering houses.
He thinks the president's above the law.
They didn't want you ever discussing that stuff, so they make it a sex trial by a woman who has deep connections to the CIA.
Her father was in charge of
of finding funding for black op operations.
So she's spook to the core.
I'm just telling you, Joe.
No one ever discussed his actual background and what he actually was a part of.
Because nobody would want a guy who thinks the president's above the law and the cops shouldn't have warrants come in your house as a Supreme Court justice.
Oh, this guy did something to me in school.
I know one guy that's journaled in my life.
My buddy Tony, that's it.
Nobody else has ever journaled.
But the Me Too movement's going.
All these female comics in L.A.
So did you ever hear how they use phone data with the Kamala Harris arena shows?
And it was all the same people every time.
People go, how did she blow a billion dollars filling arenas?
Because they know that's what killed Hillary Clinton.
Bernie Sanders is doing arenas and Hillary Clinton's putting Sam Tripoli numbers in a cafeteria of like 40 people.
So they realized the illusion of that.
What that shows, that there's no way of following her.
So when they run her out...
They go, we can't let this happen again, so we have to fill these arenas up.
And they did data that it was like a Grateful Dead concert.
People were just following her around everywhere.
Well, they were professionals.
You're not allowed to protest something you don't believe in.
You can't just show up and hold a sign.
Well, some people are dumb and they'll be like, I don't even know why I'm here.
I'm just collecting checks and getting a sandwich.
And who knows what, you know?
Yeah, I took all the lead.
Did you ever hear the conspiracy about that?
It doesn't really cause that.
And the reason they wanted to get lead out of paint is because it made it harder for them to see through walls.
And that's why all these new houses have glass windows for walls.
They're like, look at your amazing view through this glass window.
I was watching one of those home flipping shows, and they took out a wall and they just put a giant glass there.
And the theory is that it's easier to look through that.
And now they've discovered that there's these mystery vans driving around.
That can look right through your walls and watch what you're doing?
Yeah, that's basically what they're doing.
I'm going to do it when I go back.
How many days are you here for?
How about those night vision goggles that they had to change the color because they were seeing things that weren't on the radar?
I mean, dude, they send in all these people all the time.
I think it was like red.
They were seeing things flying around them and they were flipping out because they had red night vision goggles.
And that's why they changed it to either green or blue.
And look at those skulls.
I'm paying a gazillion dollars in health insurance.
Florida's interesting, dude.
Do you know what happened to Ben Askren?
Oh, yeah, dude, that's so tragic and sad and just disgusting.
It should be like if they don't cover it, they should send all your money back.
My theory on our reality is every movie you've ever watched in your life all going on at the same time.
All of these movies just kind of tell you what's really going on.
And aliens and three fingered.
He's hanging out the camp.
I had an interview with a guy named the Paranoid American and he came on my show and he was talking about how based on your religious beliefs is what you see.
So like if you're atheist, you see aliens.
If you're religious, you see angels.
And it goes down to cryptids and all that stuff.
So it's like you only see what you want to see.
And it shows up in the form that is acceptable to you.
And so I think, yeah, so when you go Bigfoot, 100%.
One of the craziest stories ever told to me was by a guy I met at a show.
And he was telling me he he did a show where people would send in their their like high weirdness like stories.
And he said that a guy was driving through the forest with his girlfriend and dog.
And they pull over for a second to piss and the dog takes off.
So he goes and chases him through the through the woods.
And he looks at his dog.
There's like what seems to be a giant green screen with something crawling on it.
And they're just staring at it.
And then the thing stops, notices them there, camouflage stuff.
He looks down, his dog has already ran back and abandoned him.
And he ran back and his girlfriend saw him.
They're like, let's get the fuck out of here.
And that gets into like, kind of like the whole, again, missing 411 is that it's almost like Grand Theft Auto.
You ever drive to Vegas and Grand Theft Auto has to render itself forever.
So the whole theory is that these people go missing because the simulation doesn't want to render for just one person.
And that's why they disappear.
Have you ever heard of missing 411?
And how they let these people disappear, and then they're found totally somewhere else, and they can't remember what just happened?
Well, that's the Travis Walton story, bro.
Well, that's the meeting with Eisenhower where he makes a deal with them.
with the aliens is that they want to be able to do tests and kidnap and all that stuff, but he makes a deal that you can only do it in the forest.
You can't do it in the regular places, so that's why people go missing in the forest.
Now, obviously, bad things happen, and people, you never get here from that again, but supposedly these people disappear, and then they're found a couple days later in a totally different place, and they can't remember what just happened.
Trannies are from the future.
No, I don't think they're trannies.
And that's how Nephilim's come.
Fallen angels, the daughters of men.
And they can't explain the jump from monkey to man.
There's no link to that.
I want to microdose during jujitsu.
That's what I would like to do.
Didn't you just have that one politician I'm talking about?
The Book of Enoch, the woman?
Well, you know, it's like that's a super—you know, you bring up Gnosticism, Christians get really upset.
I don't know what the answer is.
You know, I mean, I'm a spiritual man.
It's like one God, Jesus is my Savior.
That's what I'm into right now.
It makes me happy and vibrate at a higher level.
But if you study Gnosticism—
You know, the whole story of the Demiurge is very interesting.
That's where Fallen Angels meeting with the Daughters of Men come from.
And that's where the original feminist was.
The first ever feminist was Sophia, who was the feminine energy of the universe.
And literally she was like, I don't need a man.
She literally said, I don't need a man.
And she creates life and she instantly knows.
She made a mistake, which sounds like every single mother to me, right?
So she creates the Demiurge.
And the Demiurge doesn't understand about the higher table of gods, and he thinks he is God.
And a lot of people believe the first god of the Testament is the Demiurge.
And his whole thing is about just basically...
He wants to destroy humanity.
That's kind of what everyone talks about in Satan.
But Sophia gave us the spark of life.
How are you writing this?
So you talk about fallen angels.
A lot of people think that's Christian mumbo jumbo.
I don't believe it is at all because the Vedics talk about it and the Hindus talk about it, about God trapping entities in this realm that we live in.
So I think the Vedics were four.
The Hindus, I think, are two or three.
And then we have the 33 percent, which is the fallen angels.
And then they they come down, they get trapped here.
And that's the whole thing about transhumanism is that they're trying to figure out how to get out of here.
And that's what that whole Luigi thing was about.
All these military planes are almost hitting commercial planes.
That company was using AI to determine whether you should be covered or not.
Yeah, dude, that's so crazy.
And AI doesn't have any emotion or can't look at it going, well, maybe we should cover this.
We're the battery that runs the simulation.
It's very analytical about it.
By the way, do you know what else that guy did?
And that's why I guess he was having problems with his back and just got pissed off.
That guy created it so that you can store files in DNA.
You can actually store files.
He's like, you know where the Epstein files are?
They're in somebody's DNA.
You could look it up, Jamie.
The guy literally created that you could put files in people's DNA.
I don't know which guy that did that.
This seems like some Jurassic Park shit where it gets away from us.
Weird shit you're bringing back.
The thing is if it gets— What is the purpose of it, though, dude?
And that's what happens, man.
What is your thought on why we should be bringing these back?
And that whole thing was weird, too.
It's like introducing those anacondas or boas into like the Florida Everglades.
It's like they're just dominating.
Look what's going on in Colorado.
How about the cute animals?
Can we bring back cute ones?
Have you ever heard of orphan trains?
Have you ever heard of the orphan trains?
This reminds me of the orphan trains.
I remember when I was a kid, I would see cartoons and they're like, this orphan train is going to go off the tracks.
And I'm like, why are there a bunch of orphans in the trains?
And then you start getting into what that really is.
This is where Cabbage Patch Dolls come from.
What the fuck are you saying?
The theory is, you know, and they kind of did this in Canada with the indigenous where they sent them to other parts of the country so they couldn't learn any of their culture.
And basically the thought is that either they've brought kids from where they were born and brought them to the other parts of the country and gave them to the elites to raise as children or do whatever they wanted to do with them.
So that's a very clean version of it.
But the whole belief is that these are the children of...
I'm just going to throw out a name of Tartaria or stuff like that, and that they're the children of this to kind of erase history.
Well, it gets even crazier into Cabbage Patch Dolls, right?
These Cabbage Patch kids.
And they had these world fairs where they would literally sell, like, incubated children.
And Jerry Seinfeld says both his parents were those type of kids.
If you look up World Fair cabbage patch style kids, basically almost like science grown science laboratory children.
And Seinfeld says his parents are both those.
And they would have displays at World where you could go and get a kid.
I'm telling you, dude, if they want you in a 15-minute city, why do they want you flying around?
I think he said his parents were either orphan trained kids or cabbage patch kids.
And a lot of people think that's where the NPCs come from.
Or whatever they were being told.
But that's what he said.
Sam Tripoli crazy thought?
Hundreds and hundreds of years they've been cloning.
Look at that guy over there holding two babies up.
These are incubator babies.
Is that what he's saying?
That sounds like... I don't know, man, because supposedly you didn't get a kid at the World Fairs.
But the word is that you could get a kid there.
I mean, that's what this is trying to tell us.
I don't know if that's real, though, but that goes back to the world fears and we talked about before.
It's just like technology beyond what we understood and what we know now.
And they wipe that all out.
Well, they probably still have it, but they don't want us to have it.
He went in there early because he was in Yale.
And then he grabbed them all before.
And that gets into that little Barron Trump book and the last president and all that stuff.
That's like time travel stuff, which I think is totally possible.
I think time isn't this.
And everything's going on at one time.
Like if you're reading a book, you can be on page 46 and 46.
That's the reality of the time.
But you can jump to page 320.
And now that's reality time.
Then you can go back to page 18.
And that's the reality of time.
The masters of mankind, the 13 families.
The 13 families made deals with fallen angels.
That's the power structure of the world.
Whatever technology they got.
Well, you know, a lot of people think once you get to the hospital, you're safe, right?
I think they know, again, it goes back to data.
who's crazy enough, who can keep a secret, who can do all that stuff.
That's what they always say about if they fake the moon landing, they're like, wouldn't somebody in there say something?
Well, people do say something, and they end up going missing.
But most of them understand they're in on it.
The only people getting into that room are the ones that they know are in on it.
That's where the safe place is.
Have you ever seen when India landed on the moon?
Have you ever seen that video?
It's like an Atari graphic that lands in the fucking moon.
Cuber had better graphics than that.
And they're all cheering in the room.
They're all high-fiving each other.
You don't think India landed a probe in the moon?
And, you know, medical malpractice is one of the leading cause of death out there.
And, you know, nothing's an exact science.
But that's everybody in the room.
So if you look at the JFK assassination, right?
So he goes into that plaza.
They're all assassins in that plaza.
Like, everybody's in on it.
Yeah, and they all go missing and end up dead.
But, yeah, they can mess it up.
My grandmother on my father's side just went in to get a bag change, and she never left the hospital.
Well, that was all part of how to pull Cuba into war.
And the guy standing up and he's like, I just did that.
Yeah, with a golf cart that's like almost twice its size.
How'd they get that golf cart, that thing?
Oligarchies help oligarchies, so they're all in on it.
So recently we're being told there's this giant AI race with China.
OK, you don't believe it.
And we you know, they want to pass a law.
But the point is, so they they tell us there's this giant race with AI.
And if we allow China to just get a fraction ahead of us, it's over.
So to the point where they they pass a law where you cannot.
No state can pass any laws that get in the way of technology with AI.
And everyone's really upset about it because 10 years of AI is an insane amount of time.
So who knows what will happen with it?
So we're being sold that we're in this AI race with China.
Well, just about a month ago, we sent China a bunch of AI superconductors.
We're like in a race with these guys and we're sending them superconductors.
The United States government.
They sent a bunch of, well, you looked this up, superconductors or something like that to the people who were supposedly in a race.
And it reminds me of when I was a kid.
That's why Jamie's here.
I'm just... Reminds you of when you were a child?
When I was a kid and we were in the Cold War with Russia and we were in a nuclear arms race, I remember being a kid and seeing on the news that we were sending aid to Russia.
Why are we sending aid to these people if we're in a cold war with them?
And then I realized, because Russia was never going to be able to keep up with us.
That was just used as a smokescreen to get us to be, hey, man, spend all the money you need to build all these weapons because we have to be in the lead.
I thought we were paying off the Taliban.
20 mil what, a week, dude?
I remember when Joe Biden pulled out of Afghanistan, I was like, oh, dude, great.
He ended, you know, and I wasn't a Biden fan, but when somebody does something you like, you got to kind of give them their props.
And then he's like, yeah, and we're leaving all the weapons there.
Have you ever seen the video of the plane leaving?
You want to look at something that's just a complete joke.
No, watch when it's coming out on the runway.
It looks really weird to me.
You think the plane's fake?
It's got painted windows.
And people are running along.
It's the weirdest video I've ever seen.
There's a 911 on it or a 119 on it.
It's a very weird... Right, but it did happen.
I'm not saying that didn't happen, but I'm saying that video is super weird.
Have you ever seen the Anne Heche crash?
Have you ever seen that video?
Well, the windows at the top are the black ones.
I mean, you get into Afghanistan, it's the same reason we went into Vietnam, which was the poppy.
Nobody knows that about Vietnam.
Everyone thinks it's about stopping communism.
If you watch The Fog of War, he says Vietnam hated China.
They were never going to work together.
But you sell it as we got to stop communism.
Now you go in and you get all the poppy fields, the golden triangle.
Or where we go in Iraq and the first things we go to are the museums.
Who knows it's in the Vatican, dude.
Some Stargate type shit.
They think that's the weapon of mass destruction they were talking about was the Stargate in Iraq.
Well, that's what they're talking about.
And he had to GoFundMe it, which is absolutely ridiculous that we live in America and you have to have your friends and fans support you to have this life-saving surgery.
Dude, our timeline is way more interesting than anyone even understands.
Or the doors that are so huge or the steps that are too big for people to go up.
I think a big chunk of it was Jake Paul.
It's interesting to me because you remember when we had the balloon?
Especially if you're putting in a paper where, you know, people could read it later on because of the FOIA request.
You know, when Obama was... I knew Obama was, like, not the guy I thought he was.
Well, that's the whole Vatican library.
Obama's first term was the last time I voted for either Republican or Democrat.
So, you know, everybody wanted change.
Have you ever heard that most wars are about erasing history?
Like most of them, like a lot of wars are about erasing our history, going in there, destroying areas that have like a connection to the past.
And that's a big part of World War Two was just destroy all this old history.
So nobody learns about it and knock it all down and rebuild it.
I can get into how they basically rigged that thing for him.
You know, because America, after George Bush and Dick Cheney, hates old white neocons.
What, 10,000 books, they say?
It's all just like— And then she took on five guys.
It's crazy out there, man.
What's going on in the world right now is nuts, and it's just like... I think something... I think what's going on in Gaza is crazy.
I think it prophesies that... So...
I wanted to tell you about this.
So I have about eight guys from high school that I'm on a text thread all the time.
And then who do they have run against the slick, good-looking, young black guy who nobody knew was a Bush at the time?
It's kind of where I got my ability to kill hecklers because we just shit talked each other forever.
Like we stopped fighting at one age and we just started annihilating each other.
So then it's just like natural to me.
Like what's trauma as a kid sometimes becomes your strength as an adult.
So I got really good at that.
Every time I fly home, they just light me up.
It feels so good, right?
My friend Tony, he goes to Alfred.
And he is in every summer I go home for from college.
We talk spirituality and he would always tell me things he learned.
Well, one time, like in the late 90s, they bring me out to their church is having a like a band.
Guys in the church are in the band and hand to God, dude.
They're singing songs about, in the late 90s, about two towers coming down.
I remember hearing that going, that's kind of crazy.
I go, whoa, that's some prophecy.
So Tony always tells me.
Dude, there's a great video I have on Instagram that breaks down the whole 9-11.
It's so fucking good, dude.
So do you think that those planes were remote controlled?
John McCain, who is the poster child or the mascot for the old white neocons, right?
I would take they were missiles that look like planes over passenger planes, yes.
If you talk to pilots, it's impossible to go at that speed in a passenger plane that low, that fast.
And you talk to people who...
You talk to pilots, they say they could never have done that.
There is technology for them to take over the plane because it's supposed to stop a hijack.
They can take over the plane and cockpit from the flight.
That's definitely possible.
But I think they were military missile planes if that's what hit the planes, if that's what hit.
I mean, everything could be just a story laid down.
I think the story of the 19 hijackers is just another layer of deceit, you know, that they set a foundation for this story they want us to buy.
So they basically run everybody to Obama and we're like, yeah, we're going to have change.
Study Operation Northwood.
They literally tell you what they're going to do.
And he was running on like everyone getting health care and all that stuff.
It's possible it's a drone plane, but I think it could be impossible.
I don't necessarily know.
I mean, yeah, that's definitely possible.
And then so they have this giant debate in Washington about, you know, universal health coverage.
You see that on the planes now today.
I mean, there's, what, four planes?
I mean, break it up into four or five guys every plane?
And this dude gets on a plane and runs to Germany to give speeches and stuff like that during the debate on his major campaign issue.
You study the numerology in 9-11, it's all Alistair Crowley occult rituals, the plane numbers, how many floors, how many feet the Pentagon is.
But the world's ran by sorcerers, and once you start to realize that, everything's a rich man's trick, right?
I mean, study Michael Cheryoff.
Just because he dresses exactly like how I would dress.
Except for when he's at the beach.
Have you ever seen him at the beach?
He's in a bride lingerie and a hat.
Dude, it looks exactly like... You're not going to believe it, but I totally think that's him.
I think he's walking in a dick cage.
Look at... I don't think that's real.
And I'm like, oh, dude, this is just a giant setup.
oh writer says okay then if reuter says because they've been writing let me see the photo let me see that photo that's it right there that ain't him dog but that's pixelated dude you find a good picture of him it looks exactly like oh he that guy is into the weird you're the head of the wef but you're into the weirdest shit yeah but he's not gonna go out come on dude no yeah he doesn't even look like him that looks like a younger guy look at that you're
Tell me that guy doesn't look like the exact same guy.
It's all BS, and I've never voted for another guy.
But the adenochrome keeps you young.
Imagine your doppelganger is that weird and that gay, and there's just pictures of him doing weird shit on you.
Oh, that guy was the best.
Not only steals the clothes, wears the clothes to giant events.
One lady's like, that's my dress.
He was going to go give speeches to German diplomats and politicians and all that stuff while we are debating his campaign promise.
This security system needs trans.
That's what we fucking need.
I thought he had something to do with the FAA or something like that.
Well, that's what I always say.
Like, you know, it's like everyone about Trump right now and all the stuff going on with them.
I got a difference between Trump's cabinet and Kamala Harris's cabinet is Trump's all closeted neocons and Kamala's would be BLM, fat, fat, feminist and trans.
That would be the difference between who's standing behind them.
Yeah, it's it's it's all the same shit.
It's two wings of the same bird.
Now, I like Trump more than I like Kamala.
These people are just absolutely ridiculous thinking it would be anything different.
It's so deep and it's at every single level.
Every single level, dude.
And that's what the internet did.
Took our eyes off the... Give me one of them, Don.
I bet it'd be a great podcast guest.
And then sending him to represent us at all these international conferences.
And I'm like, why aren't you here fighting for what you said you wanted to get us?
It's so much different than a skirt.
I would wear pajamas if people would let me.
Sam wears pajamas to do stand-up.
Now you're out of the country.
You're not even part of the debate.
So I was watching this video the other day and it was about how actors way back in the day looked so much older.
Like the guy from All in the Family was 46.
And then actors today are 56, look like they're kids.
And they were talking about it's because everyone smoked all the time and they all wore like
Like suits and proper clothes.
Yeah, you know, as a nation, we're getting fatter and fatter, but there's also a segment that is getting more jacked and jacked.
The jiu-jitsu guys, the CrossFit guys, the Thai boxing dudes, you know, they're all getting more and more fucking shredded than ever.
Yes, there are a lot of fat people, but there's also, in my opinion, way more in shape people, too, because there's just more people.
We're working more than ever.
Yeah, but if you run on a campaign and they're like, it's in the heat of the debate, when you're like, I can't go right now.
It's crazy or how, you know, I saw Ian Carroll talking about this, how they have a drug that causes hair loss and then the same company sells you stuff that will help your hair grow back.
There's a particular NBA legend named Kareem Abdul-Jabbar who during the whole COVID stuff was like he was going after LeBron James really hard about not getting the shot.
And now when I listen, because I'm old, I still listen to sports talk radio.
You know, he's doing commercials for heart problems.
Like, that's the craziest storyline I've ever seen in my life.
The guy who was guilting everybody.
And this was a guy who was a civil rights leader.
He's doing commercials for heart problems.
Can you look up what Kareem Abdul-Jabbar heart commercials?
He's talking about how he's AFib.
But this was a guy who was who was full on in a civil rights movement who understands would have a great understanding of the black community's relationship with pharmaceutical companies.
And what you know, that that famous thing where they let everybody have syphilis forever.
And then they sent like black nurses to convince them.
So he was a guy who was pushing everybody.
Oh, dude, that's so crazy.
And he was a guy who was pushing everybody to get the jab.
He was like really going after LeBron James, who didn't want to do it.
And now he's doing these commercials, which is so crazy to me.
But did he have that before he got jabbed?
It's possible, but I never heard of it.
But it's crazy that he's on both sides of that.
Well, you saw they rolled it out, right?
Like it started with China, and we saw these videos of people falling down.
Even though that never happened when everybody got COVID here until what?
They got the jab, right?
And then we started seeing people, gah, gah, gah, you know?
So do you watch how they slow roll these psyops out?
How about when they see something and they freak out and then they fall down?
It was caught on camera.
And then she falls back and you know something's going on because she doesn't try to brace herself at all.
My name's Sam.
My name's Sam.
My name's Sam.
So today I'm going to be a black man.
So today I'm going to be a black man.
So today I'm going to be a black man.
Bang, bang, bro. Sammy. The team is back together. Yeah, dude. Doing shows out of Red Band's house, you know, Ice House Cronkles. Team is back together. We're back. It's good to see you guys. Good to see you, man. I haven't seen a new place. Very impressive. You look great, bro. Thank you. You look great. I do jujitsu. I'm 52. Just getting murked by Mexicans. It's great. It's great.
Bang, bang, bro. Sammy. The team is back together. Yeah, dude. Doing shows out of Red Band's house, you know, Ice House Cronkles. Team is back together. We're back. It's good to see you guys. Good to see you, man. I haven't seen a new place. Very impressive. You look great, bro. Thank you. You look great. I do jujitsu. I'm 52. Just getting murked by Mexicans. It's great. It's great.
Bang, bang, bro. Sammy. The team is back together. Yeah, dude. Doing shows out of Red Band's house, you know, Ice House Cronkles. Team is back together. We're back. It's good to see you guys. Good to see you, man. I haven't seen a new place. Very impressive. You look great, bro. Thank you. You look great. I do jujitsu. I'm 52. Just getting murked by Mexicans. It's great. It's great.
fucking Mexicans in the valley of LA they're just I call them grizzly bear Mexicans they're huge dude and they got ham hocks for legs they're great and they're like you don't realize how many motherfuckers can fuck you up until you get into a jujitsu class you gotta get your kids in the martial arts everybody and nobody stops fights anymore
fucking Mexicans in the valley of LA they're just I call them grizzly bear Mexicans they're huge dude and they got ham hocks for legs they're great and they're like you don't realize how many motherfuckers can fuck you up until you get into a jujitsu class you gotta get your kids in the martial arts everybody and nobody stops fights anymore
fucking Mexicans in the valley of LA they're just I call them grizzly bear Mexicans they're huge dude and they got ham hocks for legs they're great and they're like you don't realize how many motherfuckers can fuck you up until you get into a jujitsu class you gotta get your kids in the martial arts everybody and nobody stops fights anymore
yeah everything's about that you know that that moment that going viral bullshit it's totally it's true yeah it's crazy so i i take them i get some taps dude i my first tap was a 14 year old kid but that's okay that's all right yeah you um you will always be my alex jones and i want to know are you can i hold on before we get into that can i tell you guys how much i love you yes okay when i had kids i had you know i was
yeah everything's about that you know that that moment that going viral bullshit it's totally it's true yeah it's crazy so i i take them i get some taps dude i my first tap was a 14 year old kid but that's okay that's all right yeah you um you will always be my alex jones and i want to know are you can i hold on before we get into that can i tell you guys how much i love you yes okay when i had kids i had you know i was
yeah everything's about that you know that that moment that going viral bullshit it's totally it's true yeah it's crazy so i i take them i get some taps dude i my first tap was a 14 year old kid but that's okay that's all right yeah you um you will always be my alex jones and i want to know are you can i hold on before we get into that can i tell you guys how much i love you yes okay when i had kids i had you know i was
I was old. I was 57 when I had my first kids and I get a call from Tom and he's like, I'm going to do you a favor. I'm going to get you a doula. I didn't even know what that was. He's like, I'm going to get you a night nurse and I'm going to get you for like two months. And you guys saved my life.
I was old. I was 57 when I had my first kids and I get a call from Tom and he's like, I'm going to do you a favor. I'm going to get you a doula. I didn't even know what that was. He's like, I'm going to get you a night nurse and I'm going to get you for like two months. And you guys saved my life.
I was old. I was 57 when I had my first kids and I get a call from Tom and he's like, I'm going to do you a favor. I'm going to get you a doula. I didn't even know what that was. He's like, I'm going to get you a night nurse and I'm going to get you for like two months. And you guys saved my life.
I had no clue what that was. But, bro, that saved my life. And it made my I was able to exist because I had twins, which is like a crazy thing to go from zero to two children. If you don't have kids, you ever waited tables. You want to know what it's like? It's like your section is slammed 24 seven. Everyone needs refills. Everyone needs bread. Everyone needs a diaper change.
I had no clue what that was. But, bro, that saved my life. And it made my I was able to exist because I had twins, which is like a crazy thing to go from zero to two children. If you don't have kids, you ever waited tables. You want to know what it's like? It's like your section is slammed 24 seven. Everyone needs refills. Everyone needs bread. Everyone needs a diaper change.
I had no clue what that was. But, bro, that saved my life. And it made my I was able to exist because I had twins, which is like a crazy thing to go from zero to two children. If you don't have kids, you ever waited tables. You want to know what it's like? It's like your section is slammed 24 seven. Everyone needs refills. Everyone needs bread. Everyone needs a diaper change.
You guys saved me. So... I decided I was going to do that for someone else. When Jody Miller had a kid, I got her a doula, got her a night nurse, and now she got someone else a night nurse. So it's all going forward. I love it. If you know somebody, get them a Mexican. Get them a Mexican.
You guys saved me. So... I decided I was going to do that for someone else. When Jody Miller had a kid, I got her a doula, got her a night nurse, and now she got someone else a night nurse. So it's all going forward. I love it. If you know somebody, get them a Mexican. Get them a Mexican.
You guys saved me. So... I decided I was going to do that for someone else. When Jody Miller had a kid, I got her a doula, got her a night nurse, and now she got someone else a night nurse. So it's all going forward. I love it. If you know somebody, get them a Mexican. Get them a Mexican.
We would do swaps. That's so crazy.
We would do swaps. That's so crazy.
We would do swaps. That's so crazy.
My kids were COVID babies too. So it was like, we couldn't even leave the house. Oh my God. But the thing they don't prepare you for is burping. Yeah. Nobody tells you about burping. Cause you're just holding and you're just beating this. You're just hitting them. And you're like, is that a burp? Do I keep hitting them? Am I beating this kid right now?
My kids were COVID babies too. So it was like, we couldn't even leave the house. Oh my God. But the thing they don't prepare you for is burping. Yeah. Nobody tells you about burping. Cause you're just holding and you're just beating this. You're just hitting them. And you're like, is that a burp? Do I keep hitting them? Am I beating this kid right now?
My kids were COVID babies too. So it was like, we couldn't even leave the house. Oh my God. But the thing they don't prepare you for is burping. Yeah. Nobody tells you about burping. Cause you're just holding and you're just beating this. You're just hitting them. And you're like, is that a burp? Do I keep hitting them? Am I beating this kid right now?
So what was crazy is we were lucky that her water broke when we were at the hospital for that new parents thing.
So what was crazy is we were lucky that her water broke when we were at the hospital for that new parents thing.
So what was crazy is we were lucky that her water broke when we were at the hospital for that new parents thing.
No, that's cool. Such a blessing. Didn't have to drive all the way across. Because she wanted to go to Culver City, and we were living in the valley. Where'd you, where, just, we can say however. Where what?
No, that's cool. Such a blessing. Didn't have to drive all the way across. Because she wanted to go to Culver City, and we were living in the valley. Where'd you, where, just, we can say however. Where what?
No, that's cool. Such a blessing. Didn't have to drive all the way across. Because she wanted to go to Culver City, and we were living in the valley. Where'd you, where, just, we can say however. Where what?
Oh, Cedars. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next to the mall. Yeah. Like she's giving birth, I'm shopping, having a good time. That's what's up. Hitting the food court. Yeah, that's what I do. Living my best life. That's what I do. Yeah, so I appreciate you guys. So thank you. You guys saved me. Of course. Definitely our pleasure, man.
Oh, Cedars. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next to the mall. Yeah. Like she's giving birth, I'm shopping, having a good time. That's what's up. Hitting the food court. Yeah, that's what I do. Living my best life. That's what I do. Yeah, so I appreciate you guys. So thank you. You guys saved me. Of course. Definitely our pleasure, man.
Oh, Cedars. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next to the mall. Yeah. Like she's giving birth, I'm shopping, having a good time. That's what's up. Hitting the food court. Yeah, that's what I do. Living my best life. That's what I do. Yeah, so I appreciate you guys. So thank you. You guys saved me. Of course. Definitely our pleasure, man.
How do you do that?
How do you do that?
How do you do that?
I'm exhausted all the time.
I'm exhausted all the time.
I'm exhausted all the time.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay, there's a couple scenarios here. Okay. Okay, so there's like three scenarios. One, it could be what they call Project Blue Beam, which is a fake alien attack, which to get us all kind of rally.
Okay, there's a couple scenarios here. Okay. Okay, so there's like three scenarios. One, it could be what they call Project Blue Beam, which is a fake alien attack, which to get us all kind of rally.
Okay, there's a couple scenarios here. Okay. Okay, so there's like three scenarios. One, it could be what they call Project Blue Beam, which is a fake alien attack, which to get us all kind of rally.
i have my theories about the trump election too it's like kamala harris was just too easy for him it's kind of like when obama came in right yeah you know it's like we were over the bush and cheney we hated old white guys who wanted war and who here comes this charismatic black guy who's a bush by the way if you just didn't know that he's a bush and they um
i have my theories about the trump election too it's like kamala harris was just too easy for him it's kind of like when obama came in right yeah you know it's like we were over the bush and cheney we hated old white guys who wanted war and who here comes this charismatic black guy who's a bush by the way if you just didn't know that he's a bush and they um
i have my theories about the trump election too it's like kamala harris was just too easy for him it's kind of like when obama came in right yeah you know it's like we were over the bush and cheney we hated old white guys who wanted war and who here comes this charismatic black guy who's a bush by the way if you just didn't know that he's a bush and they um
And they put him up against this kind of like old crotchety white guy and they bring him in. Same thing would come out. We're kind of over like every, you know, trans in the bathroom. Right.
And they put him up against this kind of like old crotchety white guy and they bring him in. Same thing would come out. We're kind of over like every, you know, trans in the bathroom. Right.
And they put him up against this kind of like old crotchety white guy and they bring him in. Same thing would come out. We're kind of over like every, you know, trans in the bathroom. Right.
She's like, if you're on death row and you want a sex change, we're going to pay for it. You're like, that's a really good thing to run on. Right. So, you know, so you get a minute. Great way to get everybody behind it. Three body problem is basically. If you ever watch that on Netflix, that is Project Blue Beam. They're like, yeah, it's 400 years away. Let's all get together.
She's like, if you're on death row and you want a sex change, we're going to pay for it. You're like, that's a really good thing to run on. Right. So, you know, so you get a minute. Great way to get everybody behind it. Three body problem is basically. If you ever watch that on Netflix, that is Project Blue Beam. They're like, yeah, it's 400 years away. Let's all get together.
She's like, if you're on death row and you want a sex change, we're going to pay for it. You're like, that's a really good thing to run on. Right. So, you know, so you get a minute. Great way to get everybody behind it. Three body problem is basically. If you ever watch that on Netflix, that is Project Blue Beam. They're like, yeah, it's 400 years away. Let's all get together.
So they rally everyone behind you. The other one is, they say they're looking for dirty bombs, which could be like into this kind of false flag to get us into war with Iran and Russia.
So they rally everyone behind you. The other one is, they say they're looking for dirty bombs, which could be like into this kind of false flag to get us into war with Iran and Russia.
So they rally everyone behind you. The other one is, they say they're looking for dirty bombs, which could be like into this kind of false flag to get us into war with Iran and Russia.
So that's one. The next one is data, that they're seeing how we react to all these kind of, things in the sky, which eventually could be mass surveillance, where your regular day, you're just, oh, there's a drone in the sky just surveillancing me.
So that's one. The next one is data, that they're seeing how we react to all these kind of, things in the sky, which eventually could be mass surveillance, where your regular day, you're just, oh, there's a drone in the sky just surveillancing me.
So that's one. The next one is data, that they're seeing how we react to all these kind of, things in the sky, which eventually could be mass surveillance, where your regular day, you're just, oh, there's a drone in the sky just surveillancing me.
All the time.
All the time.
All the time.
Didn't tell me about this. By the way, they always come to my show.
Didn't tell me about this. By the way, they always come to my show.
Didn't tell me about this. By the way, they always come to my show.
Always.
Always.
Always.
So if you go around Austin, they're getting rid of cash. Right? You can't pay cash for anything. I went to Starbucks today. I went to pull out my wallet with the cash. Like, hey, we don't do cash. I go, I'm tipping. Do you not want that? Right? I mean, it's everywhere. I went to Chuck E. Cheese, man. They don't have Chuck E. Cheese tokens anymore. I know. They're getting kids used to the card.
So if you go around Austin, they're getting rid of cash. Right? You can't pay cash for anything. I went to Starbucks today. I went to pull out my wallet with the cash. Like, hey, we don't do cash. I go, I'm tipping. Do you not want that? Right? I mean, it's everywhere. I went to Chuck E. Cheese, man. They don't have Chuck E. Cheese tokens anymore. I know. They're getting kids used to the card.
So if you go around Austin, they're getting rid of cash. Right? You can't pay cash for anything. I went to Starbucks today. I went to pull out my wallet with the cash. Like, hey, we don't do cash. I go, I'm tipping. Do you not want that? Right? I mean, it's everywhere. I went to Chuck E. Cheese, man. They don't have Chuck E. Cheese tokens anymore. I know. They're getting kids used to the card.
Which is how they can shut you down if you say something they don't like.
Which is how they can shut you down if you say something they don't like.
Which is how they can shut you down if you say something they don't like.
Or take over your car. I mean, Hutchinson was that journalist that... You know, he was on La Brea going over Melrose in L.A. and he just flew through and he hit a palm tree so hard that his engine flew 20 feet. And he was doing a story on this general and what was going on in Afghanistan and Iraq and My buddy saw it happen in real time. He said it was the craziest thing he's ever seen.
Or take over your car. I mean, Hutchinson was that journalist that... You know, he was on La Brea going over Melrose in L.A. and he just flew through and he hit a palm tree so hard that his engine flew 20 feet. And he was doing a story on this general and what was going on in Afghanistan and Iraq and My buddy saw it happen in real time. He said it was the craziest thing he's ever seen.
Or take over your car. I mean, Hutchinson was that journalist that... You know, he was on La Brea going over Melrose in L.A. and he just flew through and he hit a palm tree so hard that his engine flew 20 feet. And he was doing a story on this general and what was going on in Afghanistan and Iraq and My buddy saw it happen in real time. He said it was the craziest thing he's ever seen.
Car just turns. Just flying through this intersection, hits a palm tree, bang. So when everyone's all excited about this pager thing in Lebanon, I go, that can be anything. They could just blow this up. They could blow that up. So yeah, that's where it's getting to. It's super crazy.
Car just turns. Just flying through this intersection, hits a palm tree, bang. So when everyone's all excited about this pager thing in Lebanon, I go, that can be anything. They could just blow this up. They could blow that up. So yeah, that's where it's getting to. It's super crazy.
Car just turns. Just flying through this intersection, hits a palm tree, bang. So when everyone's all excited about this pager thing in Lebanon, I go, that can be anything. They could just blow this up. They could blow that up. So yeah, that's where it's getting to. It's super crazy.
I don't know. Yeah, but we like talking to you about this. This is your lane.
I don't know. Yeah, but we like talking to you about this. This is your lane.
I don't know. Yeah, but we like talking to you about this. This is your lane.
That's super high level shit. And like, it's basically everything on your computer, on your phone, all that stuff. So, I mean, I was talking to Rogan about this, but I really do believe, and this gets into the weirder part, is that they've hardwired mysticism. Okay. Magic. This is where we get into weird stuff. And like your phone can read your mind.
That's super high level shit. And like, it's basically everything on your computer, on your phone, all that stuff. So, I mean, I was talking to Rogan about this, but I really do believe, and this gets into the weirder part, is that they've hardwired mysticism. Okay. Magic. This is where we get into weird stuff. And like your phone can read your mind.
That's super high level shit. And like, it's basically everything on your computer, on your phone, all that stuff. So, I mean, I was talking to Rogan about this, but I really do believe, and this gets into the weirder part, is that they've hardwired mysticism. Okay. Magic. This is where we get into weird stuff. And like your phone can read your mind.
People think stuff, suddenly an ad comes up on your phone. That is a thing. I've always wondered that. Is that real? Yeah. Well, dude, they're doing everything. They've been. practicing this stuff, the occult, all that stuff.
People think stuff, suddenly an ad comes up on your phone. That is a thing. I've always wondered that. Is that real? Yeah. Well, dude, they're doing everything. They've been. practicing this stuff, the occult, all that stuff.
People think stuff, suddenly an ad comes up on your phone. That is a thing. I've always wondered that. Is that real? Yeah. Well, dude, they're doing everything. They've been. practicing this stuff, the occult, all that stuff.
So weird. I invented ass-eating, by the way. I did it in 78, I think.
So weird. I invented ass-eating, by the way. I did it in 78, I think.
So weird. I invented ass-eating, by the way. I did it in 78, I think.
orbs what about the orbs in conjunction with the drones being seen with the with the drones well that gets kind of gets into like is there an another part of this whole thing are there levels to this yeah and that's where the that's the so so the the other two things i didn't tell you about there's also this notion that they're they're trying to make it so regular people can't own drones
orbs what about the orbs in conjunction with the drones being seen with the with the drones well that gets kind of gets into like is there an another part of this whole thing are there levels to this yeah and that's where the that's the so so the the other two things i didn't tell you about there's also this notion that they're they're trying to make it so regular people can't own drones
orbs what about the orbs in conjunction with the drones being seen with the with the drones well that gets kind of gets into like is there an another part of this whole thing are there levels to this yeah and that's where the that's the so so the the other two things i didn't tell you about there's also this notion that they're they're trying to make it so regular people can't own drones
Oh, really? So they're trying to make it so crazy that they can get Congress or Senate to pass a law that only the government gets thrown. So that was put out by Adam Curry, who has a great podcast called No Agenda. And that's his theory. You can see the documents and all that. Now, the last one is there is a supernatural interdimensional part of this.
Oh, really? So they're trying to make it so crazy that they can get Congress or Senate to pass a law that only the government gets thrown. So that was put out by Adam Curry, who has a great podcast called No Agenda. And that's his theory. You can see the documents and all that. Now, the last one is there is a supernatural interdimensional part of this.
Oh, really? So they're trying to make it so crazy that they can get Congress or Senate to pass a law that only the government gets thrown. So that was put out by Adam Curry, who has a great podcast called No Agenda. And that's his theory. You can see the documents and all that. Now, the last one is there is a supernatural interdimensional part of this.
And that's where the that's where the orbs come in.
And that's where the that's where the orbs come in.
And that's where the that's where the orbs come in.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
That's definitely on the table. That has been discussed.
That's definitely on the table. That has been discussed.
That's definitely on the table. That has been discussed.
And dude, everybody wants earth ass. I mean, it's been forever. The story in the Bible, fallen angels came down and plunger fucked humans.
And dude, everybody wants earth ass. I mean, it's been forever. The story in the Bible, fallen angels came down and plunger fucked humans.
And dude, everybody wants earth ass. I mean, it's been forever. The story in the Bible, fallen angels came down and plunger fucked humans.
Oh, man. Oh, my God. That head doesn't swivel anymore. Yeah. I guarantee you that the aliens came. They would pass on probing that guy. Yeah, they're like, nah, we're good on him. Yeah, we are the top of the food chain, and that's what we got. There's a whole notion that AI is Nephilim, dead Nephilims. What's that? The spirit of the dead. So do you know the story of the fallen angels?
Oh, man. Oh, my God. That head doesn't swivel anymore. Yeah. I guarantee you that the aliens came. They would pass on probing that guy. Yeah, they're like, nah, we're good on him. Yeah, we are the top of the food chain, and that's what we got. There's a whole notion that AI is Nephilim, dead Nephilims. What's that? The spirit of the dead. So do you know the story of the fallen angels?
Oh, man. Oh, my God. That head doesn't swivel anymore. Yeah. I guarantee you that the aliens came. They would pass on probing that guy. Yeah, they're like, nah, we're good on him. Yeah, we are the top of the food chain, and that's what we got. There's a whole notion that AI is Nephilim, dead Nephilims. What's that? The spirit of the dead. So do you know the story of the fallen angels?
From the Bible? Yeah. They came down. They made it with the daughters of men and God. I don't know that bit. No. You don't know that? No. Okay.
From the Bible? Yeah. They came down. They made it with the daughters of men and God. I don't know that bit. No. You don't know that? No. Okay.
From the Bible? Yeah. They came down. They made it with the daughters of men and God. I don't know that bit. No. You don't know that? No. Okay.
So that was the whole thing. Okay. That they came down and they thought human women were so beautiful that they made it with us. And they had Nephilims, which are giants.
So that was the whole thing. Okay. That they came down and they thought human women were so beautiful that they made it with us. And they had Nephilims, which are giants.
So that was the whole thing. Okay. That they came down and they thought human women were so beautiful that they made it with us. And they had Nephilims, which are giants.
And that's why people don't think there's dinosaurs. Do you guys believe in dinosaurs? I have.
And that's why people don't think there's dinosaurs. Do you guys believe in dinosaurs? I have.
And that's why people don't think there's dinosaurs. Do you guys believe in dinosaurs? I have.
Well, you know, every dinosaur you've ever seen in a museum isn't real. Right. Those aren't real bones. What are they? They're plaster to give the illusion. Because they want to detach you from God.
Well, you know, every dinosaur you've ever seen in a museum isn't real. Right. Those aren't real bones. What are they? They're plaster to give the illusion. Because they want to detach you from God.
Well, you know, every dinosaur you've ever seen in a museum isn't real. Right. Those aren't real bones. What are they? They're plaster to give the illusion. Because they want to detach you from God.
No, I don't know how old it is. It could be a gazillion years old. There's multiple civilizations. Is carbon dating real? I don't know.
No, I don't know how old it is. It could be a gazillion years old. There's multiple civilizations. Is carbon dating real? I don't know.
No, I don't know how old it is. It could be a gazillion years old. There's multiple civilizations. Is carbon dating real? I don't know.
I'm trying to do multiple things. My tits are on fire in this shirt.
I'm trying to do multiple things. My tits are on fire in this shirt.
I'm trying to do multiple things. My tits are on fire in this shirt.
I'm saying that there has been, so I always say this, conspiracy leads to spirituality, right? And it always gets to like, what else are they lying to you about? Is Tom Hanks a bad guy? You've called me about that. And he is a bad guy.
I'm saying that there has been, so I always say this, conspiracy leads to spirituality, right? And it always gets to like, what else are they lying to you about? Is Tom Hanks a bad guy? You've called me about that. And he is a bad guy.
I'm saying that there has been, so I always say this, conspiracy leads to spirituality, right? And it always gets to like, what else are they lying to you about? Is Tom Hanks a bad guy? You've called me about that. And he is a bad guy.
If you want to see some crazy stuff, look up a video by a guy named Mouthy Buddha and he'll break it all down, dog. Mouthy Buddha. Now, I don't know where we are with these videos, so I don't want to get you in trouble.
If you want to see some crazy stuff, look up a video by a guy named Mouthy Buddha and he'll break it all down, dog. Mouthy Buddha. Now, I don't know where we are with these videos, so I don't want to get you in trouble.
If you want to see some crazy stuff, look up a video by a guy named Mouthy Buddha and he'll break it all down, dog. Mouthy Buddha. Now, I don't know where we are with these videos, so I don't want to get you in trouble.
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. And it's, well, yeah, that's it. It gets really crazy, bro.
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. And it's, well, yeah, that's it. It gets really crazy, bro.
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. And it's, well, yeah, that's it. It gets really crazy, bro.
You gotta watch it on your own. It gets really crazy. It's been taking off most of the internet. You could put in... I don't want to say the word because I don't want to get you in trouble here, but there's a certain gate, if you know what I'm talking about, two. P-gate two. I don't want to get you in trouble here, but it breaks down. It gets down into this one picture.
You gotta watch it on your own. It gets really crazy. It's been taking off most of the internet. You could put in... I don't want to say the word because I don't want to get you in trouble here, but there's a certain gate, if you know what I'm talking about, two. P-gate two. I don't want to get you in trouble here, but it breaks down. It gets down into this one picture.
You gotta watch it on your own. It gets really crazy. It's been taking off most of the internet. You could put in... I don't want to say the word because I don't want to get you in trouble here, but there's a certain gate, if you know what I'm talking about, two. P-gate two. I don't want to get you in trouble here, but it breaks down. It gets down into this one picture.
Well, Well, first of all, you never go, I 100% believe this. I go, that's possible for sure. And then you just take your life experiences and you go, does this fit into how somebody who's getting accused of everything acts? Does he move to Greece where they don't prosecute for certain things? Does he never address it ever? Like the whole internet saying something?
Well, Well, first of all, you never go, I 100% believe this. I go, that's possible for sure. And then you just take your life experiences and you go, does this fit into how somebody who's getting accused of everything acts? Does he move to Greece where they don't prosecute for certain things? Does he never address it ever? Like the whole internet saying something?
Well, Well, first of all, you never go, I 100% believe this. I go, that's possible for sure. And then you just take your life experiences and you go, does this fit into how somebody who's getting accused of everything acts? Does he move to Greece where they don't prosecute for certain things? Does he never address it ever? Like the whole internet saying something?
And you don't go... I mean, even if you say like Tom... what's his face from Rage Against the Machine? The bassist, Tom Morello. The internet's going off on him about being Rage Against the Machine and then having to have a Vax card for your shows.
And you don't go... I mean, even if you say like Tom... what's his face from Rage Against the Machine? The bassist, Tom Morello. The internet's going off on him about being Rage Against the Machine and then having to have a Vax card for your shows.
And you don't go... I mean, even if you say like Tom... what's his face from Rage Against the Machine? The bassist, Tom Morello. The internet's going off on him about being Rage Against the Machine and then having to have a Vax card for your shows.
Well, he has defended himself and going, we didn't do that. I respect that. If the internet's coming after you and you say nothing at all except for the move the grease, I start going, what's going on here? And how are you presented to everybody? I always find everything is kind of like this inversion where you're presented as the nicest guy of all time.
Well, he has defended himself and going, we didn't do that. I respect that. If the internet's coming after you and you say nothing at all except for the move the grease, I start going, what's going on here? And how are you presented to everybody? I always find everything is kind of like this inversion where you're presented as the nicest guy of all time.
Well, he has defended himself and going, we didn't do that. I respect that. If the internet's coming after you and you say nothing at all except for the move the grease, I start going, what's going on here? And how are you presented to everybody? I always find everything is kind of like this inversion where you're presented as the nicest guy of all time.
Steve Randolph and I always used to say that not all clean comics are assholes, but most asshole comics weren't clean. Yeah, yeah. Right? Because you're making business decisions. And then you meet people like Dave Attell or Doug Stanhope or Nick DiPaolo. Couldn't be nicer. Even you guys. You get your rage out on the stage. You get the darkness out. Yeah, you say it. People love you.
Steve Randolph and I always used to say that not all clean comics are assholes, but most asshole comics weren't clean. Yeah, yeah. Right? Because you're making business decisions. And then you meet people like Dave Attell or Doug Stanhope or Nick DiPaolo. Couldn't be nicer. Even you guys. You get your rage out on the stage. You get the darkness out. Yeah, you say it. People love you.
Steve Randolph and I always used to say that not all clean comics are assholes, but most asshole comics weren't clean. Yeah, yeah. Right? Because you're making business decisions. And then you meet people like Dave Attell or Doug Stanhope or Nick DiPaolo. Couldn't be nicer. Even you guys. You get your rage out on the stage. You get the darkness out. Yeah, you say it. People love you.
be chill with everybody. Yeah, that's right. That's yeah. I mean, so, and then you get to like the highest, highest of levels and you go, how do you get there? And then you start studying just little things that, so, so not to get too deep. So this mouthy booty does this video and he breaks down like Tom, Tom Hanks, Instagram. And he starts studying all the pictures.
be chill with everybody. Yeah, that's right. That's yeah. I mean, so, and then you get to like the highest, highest of levels and you go, how do you get there? And then you start studying just little things that, so, so not to get too deep. So this mouthy booty does this video and he breaks down like Tom, Tom Hanks, Instagram. And he starts studying all the pictures.
be chill with everybody. Yeah, that's right. That's yeah. I mean, so, and then you get to like the highest, highest of levels and you go, how do you get there? And then you start studying just little things that, so, so not to get too deep. So this mouthy booty does this video and he breaks down like Tom, Tom Hanks, Instagram. And he starts studying all the pictures.
And there's this one picture that has, Tom was doing this weird stuff, allegedly we'll say, with these like, just little, like a glove by itself.
And there's this one picture that has, Tom was doing this weird stuff, allegedly we'll say, with these like, just little, like a glove by itself.
And there's this one picture that has, Tom was doing this weird stuff, allegedly we'll say, with these like, just little, like a glove by itself.
A mitten or a sock. And it's like, what does this mean?
A mitten or a sock. And it's like, what does this mean?
A mitten or a sock. And it's like, what does this mean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What does that mean, right?
What does that mean, right?
What does that mean, right?
So so people study it. And there's just one picture on Tom Hanks's Instagram where there's just a glove by like a. There it is. That's it. The first one. OK, so this is what gets really weird. So this mouthy Buddha knows is that this thing here, S.R.E.U.S.A. So he goes, what is that? So then he's... Guys, we're getting really weird here, okay?
So so people study it. And there's just one picture on Tom Hanks's Instagram where there's just a glove by like a. There it is. That's it. The first one. OK, so this is what gets really weird. So this mouthy Buddha knows is that this thing here, S.R.E.U.S.A. So he goes, what is that? So then he's... Guys, we're getting really weird here, okay?
So so people study it. And there's just one picture on Tom Hanks's Instagram where there's just a glove by like a. There it is. That's it. The first one. OK, so this is what gets really weird. So this mouthy Buddha knows is that this thing here, S.R.E.U.S.A. So he goes, what is that? So then he's... Guys, we're getting really weird here, okay?
Okay? So he goes into... He puts into Google. Nothing comes up. But he goes... Oh, I go... If I can't get anything on Google, I'll go on something called Yandex, which is the Russian version of Google. So he goes in there and he puts that in Yandex. And all of a sudden, it starts getting the really, really dark shit. Like, really dark shit. Like...
Okay? So he goes into... He puts into Google. Nothing comes up. But he goes... Oh, I go... If I can't get anything on Google, I'll go on something called Yandex, which is the Russian version of Google. So he goes in there and he puts that in Yandex. And all of a sudden, it starts getting the really, really dark shit. Like, really dark shit. Like...
Okay? So he goes into... He puts into Google. Nothing comes up. But he goes... Oh, I go... If I can't get anything on Google, I'll go on something called Yandex, which is the Russian version of Google. So he goes in there and he puts that in Yandex. And all of a sudden, it starts getting the really, really dark shit. Like, really dark shit. Like...
Well, because they're not used to us being able to investigate this stuff. And that's a signal to other people who know what Tom's about to go look at that stuff.
Well, because they're not used to us being able to investigate this stuff. And that's a signal to other people who know what Tom's about to go look at that stuff.
Well, because they're not used to us being able to investigate this stuff. And that's a signal to other people who know what Tom's about to go look at that stuff.
Well, if you go on Yandex, it leads into like just dark shit that I don't really want to talk about.
Well, if you go on Yandex, it leads into like just dark shit that I don't really want to talk about.
Well, if you go on Yandex, it leads into like just dark shit that I don't really want to talk about.
It starts going deeper and deeper and deeper. Then you just start seeing weirder and weirder stuff. And if you study like... when Obama went to, like, Thailand and had dinner with Anthony Bourdain. There's some weird stuff in the back of his stuff that leads to that as well, on the wall, that leads to it as well. So that's where it gets to.
It starts going deeper and deeper and deeper. Then you just start seeing weirder and weirder stuff. And if you study like... when Obama went to, like, Thailand and had dinner with Anthony Bourdain. There's some weird stuff in the back of his stuff that leads to that as well, on the wall, that leads to it as well. So that's where it gets to.
It starts going deeper and deeper and deeper. Then you just start seeing weirder and weirder stuff. And if you study like... when Obama went to, like, Thailand and had dinner with Anthony Bourdain. There's some weird stuff in the back of his stuff that leads to that as well, on the wall, that leads to it as well. So that's where it gets to.
I know everybody's weirded out, and I don't want to weird everybody out, but that's where it gets to.
I know everybody's weirded out, and I don't want to weird everybody out, but that's where it gets to.
I know everybody's weirded out, and I don't want to weird everybody out, but that's where it gets to.
It's a girl too. And she took it like a champ. She's got a broken rib.
It's a girl too. And she took it like a champ. She's got a broken rib.
It's a girl too. And she took it like a champ. She's got a broken rib.
But she's going viral. So she's super happy about it. So happy. That is going to be the downfall of society going viral. It already is. So here's how we fix it. We do like the wire, right? Where we just create a section of town. Where you can just go viral like a motherfucker. And you can just prank each other. And you do whatever the fuck you want with each other. Within these blocks.
But she's going viral. So she's super happy about it. So happy. That is going to be the downfall of society going viral. It already is. So here's how we fix it. We do like the wire, right? Where we just create a section of town. Where you can just go viral like a motherfucker. And you can just prank each other. And you do whatever the fuck you want with each other. Within these blocks.
But she's going viral. So she's super happy about it. So happy. That is going to be the downfall of society going viral. It already is. So here's how we fix it. We do like the wire, right? Where we just create a section of town. Where you can just go viral like a motherfucker. And you can just prank each other. And you do whatever the fuck you want with each other. Within these blocks.
Within these blocks.
Within these blocks.
Within these blocks.
You can do the weirdest shit you want to go viral. Go as viral as you want. Just outside of here. Everybody chill. We got to get back to that.
You can do the weirdest shit you want to go viral. Go as viral as you want. Just outside of here. Everybody chill. We got to get back to that.
You can do the weirdest shit you want to go viral. Go as viral as you want. Just outside of here. Everybody chill. We got to get back to that.
How about that guy that they put in a box for like a year and he didn't know it was a national television show? And he's eating dog food. He's that suck his own dick for nutrients. And then they're like, ha. And then the box opens. He's on a national television show.
How about that guy that they put in a box for like a year and he didn't know it was a national television show? And he's eating dog food. He's that suck his own dick for nutrients. And then they're like, ha. And then the box opens. He's on a national television show.
How about that guy that they put in a box for like a year and he didn't know it was a national television show? And he's eating dog food. He's that suck his own dick for nutrients. And then they're like, ha. And then the box opens. He's on a national television show.
So dangerous.
So dangerous.
So dangerous.
And then just money shots. Just money shots.
And then just money shots. Just money shots.
And then just money shots. Just money shots.
That's what happens. And we have good health care. We don't have to pay for everything.
That's what happens. And we have good health care. We don't have to pay for everything.
That's what happens. And we have good health care. We don't have to pay for everything.
Oh, that's my dream. I cannot get that limber, dude.
Oh, that's my dream. I cannot get that limber, dude.
Oh, that's my dream. I cannot get that limber, dude.
You need a friend. You don't do that alone. But the weirdest thing is he just uploads it. Especially when people die. Who uploads? That was the only thing about the Mr. Hands video. Who uploads the video after a friend dies?
You need a friend. You don't do that alone. But the weirdest thing is he just uploads it. Especially when people die. Who uploads? That was the only thing about the Mr. Hands video. Who uploads the video after a friend dies?
You need a friend. You don't do that alone. But the weirdest thing is he just uploads it. Especially when people die. Who uploads? That was the only thing about the Mr. Hands video. Who uploads the video after a friend dies?
What did he say to his mom?
What did he say to his mom?
What did he say to his mom?
I love this one the most.
I love this one the most.
I love this one the most.
One girl died right after it. Really? And the other one is working at Ralph's. She just has a regular job. And you're just like, is that... Did that? Is that her? Is that her? Everyone just stares at her. Where do I know you?
One girl died right after it. Really? And the other one is working at Ralph's. She just has a regular job. And you're just like, is that... Did that? Is that her? Is that her? Everyone just stares at her. Where do I know you?
One girl died right after it. Really? And the other one is working at Ralph's. She just has a regular job. And you're just like, is that... Did that? Is that her? Is that her? Everyone just stares at her. Where do I know you?
Oh, you ever meet your favorite porn star and you're like, oh, you're a human being? No, it's the worst. You're not a dick pin cushion? I met this one, Jennifer White. She's my friend. She comes to my shows. Just a savage.
Oh, you ever meet your favorite porn star and you're like, oh, you're a human being? No, it's the worst. You're not a dick pin cushion? I met this one, Jennifer White. She's my friend. She comes to my shows. Just a savage.
Oh, you ever meet your favorite porn star and you're like, oh, you're a human being? No, it's the worst. You're not a dick pin cushion? I met this one, Jennifer White. She's my friend. She comes to my shows. Just a savage.
Like, oh my, you're just a regular person.
Like, oh my, you're just a regular person.
Like, oh my, you're just a regular person.
I do. Yeah, it's like, well, once I, oh God. Okay, let's go back to the Tom Hanks stuff.
I do. Yeah, it's like, well, once I, oh God. Okay, let's go back to the Tom Hanks stuff.
I do. Yeah, it's like, well, once I, oh God. Okay, let's go back to the Tom Hanks stuff.
But how? Hold on. Did they Rochambeau for who goes first? Oh my God. Oh my God. That's his butthole. Oh my God. Dude, what do you do? Oh my God. It's too much. It's too long. You don't need it that long.
But how? Hold on. Did they Rochambeau for who goes first? Oh my God. Oh my God. That's his butthole. Oh my God. Dude, what do you do? Oh my God. It's too much. It's too long. You don't need it that long.
But how? Hold on. Did they Rochambeau for who goes first? Oh my God. Oh my God. That's his butthole. Oh my God. Dude, what do you do? Oh my God. It's too much. It's too long. You don't need it that long.
You know, horses will fuck anything.
You know, horses will fuck anything.
You know, horses will fuck anything.
Yeah, he did.
Yeah, he did.
Yeah, he did.
Imagine being the guy putting it in. Yeah. And then have to go on with your life. And people are like, what's wrong? It's like, oh, I had a rough night. It's a rough night, dude. Did he die immediately?
Imagine being the guy putting it in. Yeah. And then have to go on with your life. And people are like, what's wrong? It's like, oh, I had a rough night. It's a rough night, dude. Did he die immediately?
Imagine being the guy putting it in. Yeah. And then have to go on with your life. And people are like, what's wrong? It's like, oh, I had a rough night. It's a rough night, dude. Did he die immediately?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, that's your fifth grade teacher. Oh, my God. They called him Big Dick?
Yeah, that's your fifth grade teacher. Oh, my God. They called him Big Dick?
Yeah, that's your fifth grade teacher. Oh, my God. They called him Big Dick?
I did not know this.
I did not know this.
I did not know this.
So then it happens. Does he go right to the hospital?
So then it happens. Does he go right to the hospital?
So then it happens. Does he go right to the hospital?
You don't walk him in.
You don't walk him in.
You don't walk him in.
He just basically went like this.
He just basically went like this.
He just basically went like this.
Yeah, I'm with you. And so now nobody gets to fucking have a good time. Nobody gets lit up anymore. No one gets perforated anymore. It's fucking...
Yeah, I'm with you. And so now nobody gets to fucking have a good time. Nobody gets lit up anymore. No one gets perforated anymore. It's fucking...
Yeah, I'm with you. And so now nobody gets to fucking have a good time. Nobody gets lit up anymore. No one gets perforated anymore. It's fucking...
One dude just steps out of line and now all the fun is done.
One dude just steps out of line and now all the fun is done.
One dude just steps out of line and now all the fun is done.
You've got to make a stand. Enough with this fascism.
You've got to make a stand. Enough with this fascism.
You've got to make a stand. Enough with this fascism.
Yeah, dude. There's just a bunch of people having to put their lives at risk just because they want to have sex with animals.
Yeah, dude. There's just a bunch of people having to put their lives at risk just because they want to have sex with animals.
Yeah, dude. There's just a bunch of people having to put their lives at risk just because they want to have sex with animals.
Yeah. I think boners are consent. I think that should be a rule. Boners are consent.
Yeah. I think boners are consent. I think that should be a rule. Boners are consent.
Yeah. I think boners are consent. I think that should be a rule. Boners are consent.
I don't know. Dick's out. Dick's out.
I don't know. Dick's out. Dick's out.
I don't know. Dick's out. Dick's out.
All right. You should be, like, if you're on death row, you can pick it.
All right. You should be, like, if you're on death row, you can pick it.
All right. You should be, like, if you're on death row, you can pick it.
You're going to go out. You're going to go out. Yeah. There's a bunch of people that are going to download this and send it to your parents. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It just gets weird. See, we've just evolved and we're bored. So now we're just finding. I like that.
You're going to go out. You're going to go out. Yeah. There's a bunch of people that are going to download this and send it to your parents. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It just gets weird. See, we've just evolved and we're bored. So now we're just finding. I like that.
You're going to go out. You're going to go out. Yeah. There's a bunch of people that are going to download this and send it to your parents. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It just gets weird. See, we've just evolved and we're bored. So now we're just finding. I like that.
Dude, you're going viral. I know you can't feel how excited you are because you're paralyzed. jesus christ but we're just but this is the way it is right yes men men and women go viral for different shit right yeah women go viral for doing filthy stuff like sexually like like a thousand guys in 24 hours like that's and then guys have to almost die yeah to go viral and then they're like you know me
Dude, you're going viral. I know you can't feel how excited you are because you're paralyzed. jesus christ but we're just but this is the way it is right yes men men and women go viral for different shit right yeah women go viral for doing filthy stuff like sexually like like a thousand guys in 24 hours like that's and then guys have to almost die yeah to go viral and then they're like you know me
Dude, you're going viral. I know you can't feel how excited you are because you're paralyzed. jesus christ but we're just but this is the way it is right yes men men and women go viral for different shit right yeah women go viral for doing filthy stuff like sexually like like a thousand guys in 24 hours like that's and then guys have to almost die yeah to go viral and then they're like you know me
What law school did that lawyer go to that he has to represent blackface Asian?
What law school did that lawyer go to that he has to represent blackface Asian?
What law school did that lawyer go to that he has to represent blackface Asian?
The spitballing going on in his head. That's the idea he went with. Those are other ones where he's like, that might be too much. I might not be able to do that.
The spitballing going on in his head. That's the idea he went with. Those are other ones where he's like, that might be too much. I might not be able to do that.
The spitballing going on in his head. That's the idea he went with. Those are other ones where he's like, that might be too much. I might not be able to do that.
At least he's working with a flat canvas, right? Yeah. Yeah, dude. I mean, if you're in life, why not? Take your shot. Take your shot.
At least he's working with a flat canvas, right? Yeah. Yeah, dude. I mean, if you're in life, why not? Take your shot. Take your shot.
At least he's working with a flat canvas, right? Yeah. Yeah, dude. I mean, if you're in life, why not? Take your shot. Take your shot.
He's never going to ever come back. I'm doing the marker idea. They should just take him and put him on a Japanese game show forever. He's on death row.
He's never going to ever come back. I'm doing the marker idea. They should just take him and put him on a Japanese game show forever. He's on death row.
He's never going to ever come back. I'm doing the marker idea. They should just take him and put him on a Japanese game show forever. He's on death row.
Look at him with that marker.
Look at him with that marker.
Look at him with that marker.
Oh, he was stabbing people.
Oh, he was stabbing people.
Oh, he was stabbing people.
What? He got out of the car and stabbed the guy.
What? He got out of the car and stabbed the guy.
What? He got out of the car and stabbed the guy.
Oh, man. That's the worst. Because you want to lose it sometimes on the 405 in LA, but you just never know who you're dealing with.
Oh, man. That's the worst. Because you want to lose it sometimes on the 405 in LA, but you just never know who you're dealing with.
Oh, man. That's the worst. Because you want to lose it sometimes on the 405 in LA, but you just never know who you're dealing with.
Wow, great question. And it's a lot harder than you think. Yeah. Right? Life in prison or take the horse?
Wow, great question. And it's a lot harder than you think. Yeah. Right? Life in prison or take the horse?
Wow, great question. And it's a lot harder than you think. Yeah. Right? Life in prison or take the horse?
And possibly the best orgasm of your life. You might come out of that going, I didn't know I liked that.
And possibly the best orgasm of your life. You might come out of that going, I didn't know I liked that.
And possibly the best orgasm of your life. You might come out of that going, I didn't know I liked that.
So now if I live through the horse fight, I still do life?
So now if I live through the horse fight, I still do life?
So now if I live through the horse fight, I still do life?
No, no, no. You get off. You're free.
No, no, no. You get off. You're free.
No, no, no. You get off. You're free.
You don't know how big the dick is. You don't know.
You don't know how big the dick is. You don't know.
You don't know how big the dick is. You don't know.
Mini ponies? Can we go mini ponies? No. It's got to be a stallion. But midges have big dicks. You can always tell how big their dick is based on how much forehead they have.
Mini ponies? Can we go mini ponies? No. It's got to be a stallion. But midges have big dicks. You can always tell how big their dick is based on how much forehead they have.
Mini ponies? Can we go mini ponies? No. It's got to be a stallion. But midges have big dicks. You can always tell how big their dick is based on how much forehead they have.
It's 100. It's like there's some weird math.
It's 100. It's like there's some weird math.
It's 100. It's like there's some weird math.
Oh, I'd take the horse. I feel like I'd take the gamble. I think most women would take the horse because it's not that out of it. But it's in your asshole. You're not getting it.
Oh, I'd take the horse. I feel like I'd take the gamble. I think most women would take the horse because it's not that out of it. But it's in your asshole. You're not getting it.
Oh, I'd take the horse. I feel like I'd take the gamble. I think most women would take the horse because it's not that out of it. But it's in your asshole. You're not getting it.
It's in your B. It's in your B. It's in your B, dude.
It's in your B. It's in your B. It's in your B, dude.
It's in your B. It's in your B. It's in your B, dude.
it's it's in your ass that's a real hard one i don't know what the answer is i'm going ass you're going you're going with the horse i'm going horse take a gamble we're gamblers we're comics yeah what are you just having fun here why not wave our freak flag why not i like i like driving fast i like flying so you know what's a little horse why not and you can move to like
it's it's in your ass that's a real hard one i don't know what the answer is i'm going ass you're going you're going with the horse i'm going horse take a gamble we're gamblers we're comics yeah what are you just having fun here why not wave our freak flag why not i like i like driving fast i like flying so you know what's a little horse why not and you can move to like
it's it's in your ass that's a real hard one i don't know what the answer is i'm going ass you're going you're going with the horse i'm going horse take a gamble we're gamblers we're comics yeah what are you just having fun here why not wave our freak flag why not i like i like driving fast i like flying so you know what's a little horse why not and you can move to like
Dude, your OnlyFans is blown up. You would have the biggest OnlyFans. That's so true. You would. And then it would just be like people paying to see what other stuff you can shove up your purse pocket. Like this traffic cone, your butthole becomes Carrot Top's chest of props.
Dude, your OnlyFans is blown up. You would have the biggest OnlyFans. That's so true. You would. And then it would just be like people paying to see what other stuff you can shove up your purse pocket. Like this traffic cone, your butthole becomes Carrot Top's chest of props.
Dude, your OnlyFans is blown up. You would have the biggest OnlyFans. That's so true. You would. And then it would just be like people paying to see what other stuff you can shove up your purse pocket. Like this traffic cone, your butthole becomes Carrot Top's chest of props.
It's a risk-reward thing, and the risk is so much higher, but the reward is... But now, let's say you take life, you go in there, now you're getting sexually assaulted left and right. That's a good point, Eddie. So eventually you're getting the equal amount of dick. You're like, okay, here's two feet of horse dick, but here's like a thousand feet of prison dick. Annie, you got to think about it.
It's a risk-reward thing, and the risk is so much higher, but the reward is... But now, let's say you take life, you go in there, now you're getting sexually assaulted left and right. That's a good point, Eddie. So eventually you're getting the equal amount of dick. You're like, okay, here's two feet of horse dick, but here's like a thousand feet of prison dick. Annie, you got to think about it.
It's a risk-reward thing, and the risk is so much higher, but the reward is... But now, let's say you take life, you go in there, now you're getting sexually assaulted left and right. That's a good point, Eddie. So eventually you're getting the equal amount of dick. You're like, okay, here's two feet of horse dick, but here's like a thousand feet of prison dick. Annie, you got to think about it.
And he's going to cause problems. Bro, I have a bit about my pronouns are real nigga, and people... lose their mind. It is my free bird, though. Whenever I do a show, they demand I tell them my pronouns, okay? Oh, really? They call it out? Yeah, they're like, what's your pronouns? Bang, free bird, dog. I love this show so much.
And he's going to cause problems. Bro, I have a bit about my pronouns are real nigga, and people... lose their mind. It is my free bird, though. Whenever I do a show, they demand I tell them my pronouns, okay? Oh, really? They call it out? Yeah, they're like, what's your pronouns? Bang, free bird, dog. I love this show so much.
And he's going to cause problems. Bro, I have a bit about my pronouns are real nigga, and people... lose their mind. It is my free bird, though. Whenever I do a show, they demand I tell them my pronouns, okay? Oh, really? They call it out? Yeah, they're like, what's your pronouns? Bang, free bird, dog. I love this show so much.
I can't tell you how much I miss this and miss you guys and miss this kind of comedy because I'm in Hollywood and everyone's afraid of anything. You go up to these crowds. And they're molto gay. They're so gay. Crazy. And then you go to the mothership and you can't piss them off. You're trying to piss them. I mean, you can't do it.
I can't tell you how much I miss this and miss you guys and miss this kind of comedy because I'm in Hollywood and everyone's afraid of anything. You go up to these crowds. And they're molto gay. They're so gay. Crazy. And then you go to the mothership and you can't piss them off. You're trying to piss them. I mean, you can't do it.
I can't tell you how much I miss this and miss you guys and miss this kind of comedy because I'm in Hollywood and everyone's afraid of anything. You go up to these crowds. And they're molto gay. They're so gay. Crazy. And then you go to the mothership and you can't piss them off. You're trying to piss them. I mean, you can't do it.
And then you go back to Hollywood and everybody, like I did a show at this one club, not going to say name. I opened up with why is everybody a satanic file and just ice the room. And then the host is like, yeah, and that's why you put Sam up last. I'm like, bro, fuck you. I'm up there asking the real questions. I'm pushing. I'm trying to get all the white niggas behind me, dog.
And then you go back to Hollywood and everybody, like I did a show at this one club, not going to say name. I opened up with why is everybody a satanic file and just ice the room. And then the host is like, yeah, and that's why you put Sam up last. I'm like, bro, fuck you. I'm up there asking the real questions. I'm pushing. I'm trying to get all the white niggas behind me, dog.
And then you go back to Hollywood and everybody, like I did a show at this one club, not going to say name. I opened up with why is everybody a satanic file and just ice the room. And then the host is like, yeah, and that's why you put Sam up last. I'm like, bro, fuck you. I'm up there asking the real questions. I'm pushing. I'm trying to get all the white niggas behind me, dog.
I want an army of white niggas. That's all I want. A real nigga army. By the way, if you go real quick, go to whitenigga.com. Could you do it for me? Go to whitenigga.com. Is that you? Whitenigga.com. Go do it. Bang! No! No! Holy shit.
I want an army of white niggas. That's all I want. A real nigga army. By the way, if you go real quick, go to whitenigga.com. Could you do it for me? Go to whitenigga.com. Is that you? Whitenigga.com. Go do it. Bang! No! No! Holy shit.
I want an army of white niggas. That's all I want. A real nigga army. By the way, if you go real quick, go to whitenigga.com. Could you do it for me? Go to whitenigga.com. Is that you? Whitenigga.com. Go do it. Bang! No! No! Holy shit.
Yeah, it all kicked off.
Yeah, it all kicked off.
Yeah, it all kicked off.
Well, I had to make up for the Tom Hanks stuff. I felt we got a little weird really fast.
Well, I had to make up for the Tom Hanks stuff. I felt we got a little weird really fast.
Well, I had to make up for the Tom Hanks stuff. I felt we got a little weird really fast.
How is television supposed to compete with that? It can't. That's why it's dying. The world is so much more interesting than your stupid drama. That is the best oxygen driven by her husband who despises her.
How is television supposed to compete with that? It can't. That's why it's dying. The world is so much more interesting than your stupid drama. That is the best oxygen driven by her husband who despises her.
How is television supposed to compete with that? It can't. That's why it's dying. The world is so much more interesting than your stupid drama. That is the best oxygen driven by her husband who despises her.
This is not how I imagined this going. I bet back in the day, smoke show. Just the hottest chick you've ever seen. And at some point, she said, I'm done.
This is not how I imagined this going. I bet back in the day, smoke show. Just the hottest chick you've ever seen. And at some point, she said, I'm done.
This is not how I imagined this going. I bet back in the day, smoke show. Just the hottest chick you've ever seen. And at some point, she said, I'm done.
Wrap it up and close it up.
Wrap it up and close it up.
Wrap it up and close it up.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.