Tommy
Appearances
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
N-U-S-H-Y. Munchie. Shroomies. Say it again.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Gin. This is way harder.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Something we know. Entrepreneur.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
All right, I'm good. I'm locked in. Hold on.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Arachnophobia. I think I would like to phone a friend. Okay.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Shut up. She's not going to know this.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Dennis Miller.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Tumultuous. But you said it differently before. I did. Tumultuous.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Two... Mole... Two... No. No. T-U-M. You had it. Two mole... Two...
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Something with the top down. You know what I'm talking about? The door is open.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Sure. A couple of fucking extra headbutts.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
The spin zone. I'm winning.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
I love Monica Bocelli. You don't know who she is?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Start wrecking the crew.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Call me my fucking dad, bitch.
Shadow Kingdom
A Sneak Preview of Shadow Kingdom: God’s Banker
Hey guys, Tommy here. It's been a long time since you've heard from us on Crooked Minis. Well, a lot has changed since 2022, with so much at stake in the next four years. Crooked Media is here to help you break down with sharp analysis, a healthy dose of dumb jokes, and most importantly, ways to take action.
Shadow Kingdom
A Sneak Preview of Shadow Kingdom: God’s Banker
You'll hear from voices across the political spectrum through special Pod Save America episodes, original YouTube content, and more. You can find it all at crooked.com. But right now, we want to share our exciting new limited series made in partnership with Campside Media that we know you're going to love, Shadow Kingdom, God's Banker.
Shadow Kingdom
A Sneak Preview of Shadow Kingdom: God’s Banker
Every day, a new political corruption scandal seems to make headlines. But in Shadow Kingdom, host and lawyer Niccolo Mainoni takes us back to one of the most shocking cases of all. In 1982, Roberto Calvi, chairman of Banco Ambrosiano... and financier to the Vatican, was found hanging under a London bridge, sending shockwaves through Italy.
Shadow Kingdom
A Sneak Preview of Shadow Kingdom: God’s Banker
His death exposed a web of organized crime, secret societies, and political manipulation. But 40 years later, Niccolo got a tip that there might be more to the story. Now he's on a quest to uncover the truth behind the murder of God's banker. God's banker. The murder of God's banker. Beat that log line, Hollywood. Beat that fucking log line.
Shadow Kingdom
A Sneak Preview of Shadow Kingdom: God’s Banker
I'm excited to bring to you an exclusive clip from episode one. Make sure you stay tuned for the premiere of Shadow Kingdom on March 17th right here in this feed or binge all episodes starting March 17th by subscribing to Friends of the Pod at crooked.com slash friends.
The Megyn Kelly Show
Best of the Week: Trump vs. NBC, Insane CEO Assassination Reaction, Caitlin Clark Bends the Knee
Taylor, I don't mean to be rude, but why the fuck are you laughing all the time? I don't get it. Sorry, apologies for my language, but honestly, I find it unbelievable. What are you laughing at?
The Ramsey Show
Building Wealth Is Hard but Being Broke Is Harder
Yes, ma'am. And you didn't know about it? I wasn't smart enough to keep my nose in the books, and I trusted her 100%.
The Ramsey Show
Building Wealth Is Hard but Being Broke Is Harder
13 years. It's my second marriage. Okay.
The Ramsey Show
Building Wealth Is Hard but Being Broke Is Harder
Well, she left me because she knew I'd be really upset, and she went to her mother. So she says she's getting counseling every week, but I'm not sure it's for the gambling problem.
The Ramsey Show
Building Wealth Is Hard but Being Broke Is Harder
She's going to a Christian counselor, and I'm not sure she's admitting that she has a gambling problem yet.
The Ramsey Show
Building Wealth Is Hard but Being Broke Is Harder
No, we have contact every day now. Okay. And we plan to get together again. She's just been kind of dragging her feet as to when.
The Ramsey Show
Building Wealth Is Hard but Being Broke Is Harder
One card is just in her name that was kind of hidden, and the others are in both our names.
The Ramsey Show
Building Wealth Is Hard but Being Broke Is Harder
Um, not very much. I have a $10,000 IRA and I have a 5,000 in checking right now. And my wife has a little IRA and she, she won't tell me how much is in it, but I don't think it's more than 50, 50,000, 50,000. Yes.
The Ramsey Show
Building Wealth Is Hard but Being Broke Is Harder
You may have been drawing out of that without telling me, too. I mean, there's some dishonesty here. Yeah, well, yeah, obviously a lot. Yeah, and I don't have access to her IRA, which I should.
The Ramsey Show
Building Wealth Is Hard but Being Broke Is Harder
It's our two Social Securities, and I'm a retired teacher.
The Ramsey Show
Building Wealth Is Hard but Being Broke Is Harder
I finished. We've been full-time RVers for quite a while, but I finished a one-bedroom house last summer, and we finally moved into it, and I'm trying to finish it off completely, and I need about another $30,000 to put the final touches on it.
The Ramsey Show
Building Wealth Is Hard but Being Broke Is Harder
Good morning and thank you for taking the call. Sure.
The Ramsey Show
Building Wealth Is Hard but Being Broke Is Harder
Well, I'm a 75-year-old senior with a 68-year-old wife. And I found a month and a half ago that I was $53,000 in debt on credit cards. I thought I was debt-free for quite a while now. And I come to find out that there was money being put against the credit cards from casinos mostly, uh, for the last five years.
The Ramsey Show
Building Wealth Is Hard but Being Broke Is Harder
Anyway, right now I'm lined up to borrow $80,000 of the credit union at 6.6 to 5% 30 year amortization, but it's a balloon payment. And the reason I went with that is cause I, I can pay different amounts, at different times because I make $30,000 to $50,000 extra approximately every year over our retirement. Our retirement income is $57.35 a month.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli | Your Mom's House Ep. 792
We're getting a lot of phone calls from him.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli | Your Mom's House Ep. 792
Well, he really wasn't happy that I guess somebody said he was autistic on the show. I don't even remember that. I feel like I may have done that.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli | Your Mom's House Ep. 792
He was asking for a Christmas present back around the holidays. He was saying something really nice because his clips have been doing so well. And it's funny because he's calling us, but he keeps saying Tom Segura, but he knows it's us. Tom Segura, send me a present. Cool.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli | Your Mom's House Ep. 792
and then he also asked for a percentage at some point of I guess the Clips whatever the clip you're making you wanted like 10% Yes, he had a manager the manager left him.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli | Your Mom's House Ep. 792
Sure, yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli | Your Mom's House Ep. 792
I couldn't get it from him when we needed to pick him up.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli | Your Mom's House Ep. 792
And I told him, I'm sorry we don't have it. And he really had a hard time accepting it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli | Your Mom's House Ep. 792
I bet he loved that. You guys kept sneaking him in.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli | Your Mom's House Ep. 792
Let me pull it up.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli | Your Mom's House Ep. 792
Uh, no, we don't have the other choke.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli | Your Mom's House Ep. 792
I don't recall a second choke, actually.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli | Your Mom's House Ep. 792
If you go back a couple episodes.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
A Hole Is A Hole w/ Tony Johns | Your Mom's House Ep. 804
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
A Hole Is A Hole w/ Tony Johns | Your Mom's House Ep. 804
Man, she's got a tight little snatch on her, huh?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
A Hole Is A Hole w/ Tony Johns | Your Mom's House Ep. 804
That's craziness, man.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
A Hole Is A Hole w/ Tony Johns | Your Mom's House Ep. 804
This is crazy. Written in the letter, sir.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
A Hole Is A Hole w/ Tony Johns | Your Mom's House Ep. 804
all right let's let's get into this show you ready to start the show this is gonna be insane i really hate when they eat it and then they realize that my garfield is gripping their tongue and so now they just want to feel it they need to feel it they have to feel it i don't have time for that like
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
A Hole Is A Hole w/ Tony Johns | Your Mom's House Ep. 804
if you're gonna eat me out i got i got my grandpa's great it's grand i'm telling you right now so if you want to eat me out fine but if you want to go past that just don't even start because when i grip your tongue you don't damn sure i want to penetrate hell yeah yeah welcome to your mom's house what's wrong with that