Tom Segura

I'm a water park kid, so like, I want that, you know.

Do you have good water parks near you?

Back in the day, I felt they were.

I feel like if I went today, I'd go, ooh, this is not what it used to be, yeah.

Have you ever seen the documentary on Action Park?

Uh-uh.

That's a water park where all those things, all those ingredients were in that pot, including...

engineering choices.

They had a slide that did a full 360 that obviously didn't work.

Yeah, Action Park.

There it is.

It's a very delicate way of saying that, by the way.

But yeah, Action Park didn't make it.

It had like a resurgence.

My water park growing up was Whitewater and E. coli hit it and that's where Whitewater is.

We stopped going.

like fucking 100 people on it and you're like holy shit i'm a big park guy i don't think any of it's safe really no yeah i even the most locked up what we know and trust our whole lives yeah i it's a risk right it's a risk yeah you still go though oh yeah oh so there's there's one for example that just at universal uh islands of adventure velocicoaster which i just told everyone i was that's unsafe

Bring it up.

There's a part where in my lifetime, or in our lifetime, I feel like it's going to go over the shoulder eventually because it's just over the lap.

But it literally turns you.