Tom Segura
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The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
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The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
You know, it's just like we don't necessarily want that as the guy with his finger on the button. That's all it is. Sure. That's the thing that freaks people out. But the policies that he had when he was – the thing is everyone's saying he's going to be a dictator. Well, he wasn't a dictator. He was the president. He actually was the president for four years. And the economy really did well.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Yeah, I've watched so many people get their legs broken. Yeah. And I see it in like jujitsu videos all the time where someone's like going for a heel hook and then you hear this crack. And the guy screams in agony, and then everybody's like, oh, this is horrible.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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And he really did try to cut some of the bullshit down that's going on in this country. Yeah. And who knows what would have happened if you had four more years? Maybe we would have been economically better off even if you don't like that one person to be like the figurehead of the country that you identify with because you live here.
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You don't want to identify with this guy that you think is blustery and – Well, the thing is he's going to – we have like 55 days or something.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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It's close as fuck. She's probably ahead now. I saw the Fox News poll. It's hilarious. 90% Trump won. They're eating cats, I saw! I saw on Facebook! They're killing newborn babies. By the way, I think they are eating cats. I think some people are eating cats.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
I think you get a bunch of poor people that are from an island where they occasionally eat cats, and you throw them in a city where there's 50,000 people, you throw 20,000 people in there, and there's ducks at the pond. I'm gonna go get a duck if I'm hungry.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
So, yeah, I would not believe a- Yeah, dude, if I was starving, if I just came from another country and there's ducks laying around, I'd grab a duck. Sure. I don't think it's that crazy. That's not their fault. Like, how the fuck did they get here? How'd you get 20,000 shipped to one town? Like, what is that? What's the real story behind that?
The Joe Rogan Experience
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It's a lot of it here. A lot of it in California. A lot of it in Arizona. But it's a real issue. And look, you and I are both the products of immigration. Immigration is fucking awesome. But, hey, maybe when they do stuff that's bad, you should put them in jail. Like, hey, maybe. Hey, maybe you should use the same laws on them. Hey, maybe.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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We should check to see if they're murderers before they come across the board.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Do you think – but recently, I think it's – they're also flying people in, which is crazy. But recently, I think it's because they want people that are on the fence. You know, the people that are on the fence, because this is not all that plays to all that matters. But once they're in again, if they're in again, they'll probably do the same thing.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Because what you're doing is you're essentially changing states that are swing states into blue. Because if you're going to give these people money, debit cards and food stamps and and let them come in and even they're even talking about gender reassignment surgeries.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
I don't know if that's true. I don't know if that's true either. Because that's part of the problem with this whole people are eating cats. It's like you don't fucking know what's true anymore. That's a big thing. Maybe you just read things on the internet or you hear things on the radio. Who fucking knows what's true?
The Joe Rogan Experience
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I saw a guy and a girl arm wrestling, and the guy broke the girl's arm. I'm like, what the fuck, man?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Right. Harris told ACLU in 2019 she supports cuts to ICE funding and providing gender transition surgery to detain migrants. That is crazy. Yeah. And also that is that's just September 9th.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Well, that's a good thing. Yeah. People can change this idea of flip flopping when you learn more information. No, stick to your guns. No, no. Stupid shit. You first can evolve and stay there forever. Yeah. That's dumb. Yeah. You definitely could evolve and you could be wrong. And that's part of being a good leader is recognizing you're wrong and correcting your course. That's all good.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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What is going on with the earrings? Earrings? Do you know about this, the earring controversy?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Okay. So there are people that believe that what she was wearing last night was the type of earring that they use for, it's like an, it's an earpiece. Like you can talk through it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Well, no, Jamie. They want one that looks like a fucking earring so you can just wear it. Duh. Like, if you have one that looks like an earpiece, like, oh, like if Trump had one right through the bullet hole.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
But here's the thing. It does look exactly like the ones that they use for what they're called Nova earphones.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
So there's a video. I'll send you the video, Jamie. But there's a video of this thing in action. It's pretty fucking interesting. Because in the video, they're showing that these little earphones, like it's a commercial. And it's pretty cool.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah, you wear it as an earring. God damn it, did I save it? I might have saved it on Twitter, not Instagram. But it's, did you find it? There's a video. I'll find the video. It's kind of cool. It's cool because I like all that spy espionage type shit. Yeah, sure. It's fucking interesting. But if she really did do that, first of all, if she didn't do that, Bring those earrings.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Allow them to be investigated. Please. Sure. Just the ones that you wore. We'll trust you. Take those. Because you can't really get a pair made that aren't those. Right. So this is what it looks like. So... There's a different commercial that I saw. It's pretty cool. So, like, these are earrings, but they're actually earphones. So, like, you listen to music, all kinds of shit.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Or you can have people give you instructions and say, hey, make fun of the crowds. Now's the time. Right. Make fun of them. Smile. Smile. He's talking about eating cats. Don't get mad. Put your hand on your chin. Don't cackle. So these are actual earphones, which is really crazy. Yeah, I did not realize that. And so that's exactly what the ones looked like that she was wearing.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Oh, my God. Every time I go on Twitter, I get fucking anxiety. I just sent it to you, Jamie. You can see the comparison side by side of the two of them.
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Terrifying. I'm just scared that someone's going to do something really stupid. Yeah. Like some extremists on either side that really do believe you're going to take away the trans kids or really do believe you're going to destroy the country from the inside. So that's what it looks like. Okay. Real fucking similar. Yeah. Yeah. Real fucking similar. I don't know.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
I don't know if that's what she's wearing. She might have just been wearing earrings. But if they have the kind of technology like that for regular people, and you could do that, and most people aren't aware of it, and you can get it off because the ABC people aren't aware of it. Sure. Sneak it in, baby. Yeah, yeah. That'd be rad. It's fun. I'd respect it so much. That'd be awesome.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Wherever you stand, politically left or right, you got to respect what she did last night. She got a great showing. She did. She did a great job. She did. But it just, whoever's pulling the strings, what a masterful job of propaganda they've done. Taking someone that they all agreed was not a good vice president, was the least popular vice president. Nobody even fucking knew anything about her.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Nothing. Bro, everybody made fun of her. Even like Joe Scarborough was talking about how she's like a problem for the ticket. Sure. And now you look and she's like neck and neck with him. Is she ahead of him today? The whole thing is so nuts, man. But Taylor Swift's on her side. Taylor Swift's on her side.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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It's ridiculous. Most people have to work. And also vote in person with a fucking ID. We just got through three fucking years of you have to have a vaccine passport in order to get food.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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You have to be able to show an ID and show that you're vaccinated to get on an airplane. We just got through that. And now all of a sudden it's racist to say that you want voter ID. No, I think it's insane. There's only one reason to do it that way. There's two things that are going on simultaneously. You're letting in literally millions of people. millions of people.
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And you're giving them all these services for sure. Okay. Whatever, however much there's all these talk, there's all this talk about they gave the money and there was, you know, all these stories about people getting debit cards and food stamps and all this money. And then they're putting up in hotels in New York city and they're giving them free food.
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And then there's people that are poor that live in America. They're like, Hey, why am I not getting that? What's going on here? Well, because they already have your vote. They've already tricked you into voting specifically for this one party.
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So now if you bring in millions and millions of people and then the same people that want to bring these people in or that are allowing their policies that are allowing these people to come in are the same people that think voter ID is racist. Like, You're racist saying voter ID is racist, by the way. I agree, yeah.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Because you're saying that these people are too stupid to get a fucking driver's license? Yeah. Everybody has a goddamn driver's license. That's true. What are you saying? I know. What are you saying? Like, voter ID is racist?
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Well, there's also how many seats is dependent upon how many people are in your county. And the more people you import into your county, the more you can change the demographics.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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You've got to fucking give the Democrats credit for the manipulation. I mean, they did everything, like every time they've had a hurdle, like they moved Bernie off the fucking primaries. They fucked him. You know, then it comes to the whole thing with RFK. They fucked him. Fuck you. Fuck Tulsi. Fuck you. Everybody's out. They've done. I mean, and right in front of everybody's face.
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And yet all these people like, yay, save democracy. Like, are you not seeing what's going on? Are you not seeing like. If the same people with the same ideas played fair, if the same people with the same ideas played fair, we have a different thing. We have a different thing. We have a different thing. And then we can get back to people disagreeing about policy, disagreeing about plans.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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We're so far from that. We're so far from that that people don't even give a fuck about what the policy is. They're just committed to their side. And anything their side does that's kind of fucked up or twisted, they'll gaslight you on it. Then they'll say it's not that big of a deal. And then they'll tell you it's good that that's happening.
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Somebody had a great tweet about the eating pets thing. It's one of those things where I just, I read it and I'm just, I'm so happy that we live in a time of the internet. Because the internet is so fun. Because there's so many regular people out there in the world that are so fun.
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So this dude's name is Nick Freitas. And Green Beret, combat veteran. But look at his, look at this tweet that I sent you, Jamie. Yeah. I can't believe this is a topic. The left.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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No one is eating people's pets, which means we're one week away from why do you care that people are eating pets, three weeks from why eating pets is a good thing, and four weeks from refusing to eat pets is white supremacy. No, he's got it. He fucking nailed it.
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Oh, you lose your fucking mind. Yeah. And there's a lot of people losing their mind. It's just... I don't engage in it. I know you don't either. It's a bad way to communicate with people. It's a bad way. It's bad for your health. I really believe that. I think it's bad for your mental health.
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Ari did that for a while, too. Right before the Kobe thing. He got back online and immediately went bad. Oh, my God. Yeah. But it's not good for anybody. And that's why I am absolutely addicted to looking at things on my phone. I'm addicted to watching YouTube. I'm addicted to stories, just looking at stories on Google.
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And a lot of it is nonsense, but a lot of it is super interesting science stuff. I get a lot of super interesting science stuff all day.
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Well, you're a fucking dude that works for you. That was the most ridiculous. That was hilarious. Do you think he just does that because he just wants attention?
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We have a bad thing. You and me, our text, which is what I was going to get to, our text message chain is the fucking worst thing on the internet. It's so dark.
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Yeah, this is my and Tommy's thing. The darkest, the darkest things we find.
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Well, that was why the old Twitter was weird, because they had hardcore porn. There was always hardcore pornography, but if you misgendered someone, you'd be banned for life.
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Well, how is it getting through Instagram's filters? I don't... Because I asked you this like a couple months ago because I'm not on TikTok. I'm like, did you see that when you sent me something particularly disturbing, I was like, okay, is this on TikTok too?
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Because whoever's putting these videos up, these are accounts from bots. So if you look at the accounts, there's no real comments and real things that anybody's saying with that account. And then this account might have thousands of these videos.
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Yeah, and the war footage, the drone footage is just like... I saw one yesterday where this drone, a kamikaze drone, was coming after these guys, and they were shooting at it with AKs, and they couldn't take it down. The thing was evading the bullets, and then finally it moved into the guy, threw his AK at it, and it blew up. It saved his life. Really?
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He threw his fucking rifle at the drone as it was coming to... Because they dive on you and blow up.
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I mean... They're suicide bombers. Yeah. Yeah, it's really... It's super disturbing. Guys are going into the trenches with GoPros on. Like, I watched this one where this Russian guy killed these Ukrainian guys that were in, like, they were in a trench, and he's, like, got a GoPro on.
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And he guns these guys down when they're in the trench. And one guy's, like, struggling for the rifle, and then he fucking gets the barrel back and blows his head off, and you're like, yo! Yeah. And it's all like five feet away, three feet away. Like, fuck, man.
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Yeah, if you saw my feed, if I was like being arrested for being a serial killer, and they had to look at his social media, like, look at his algorithm. Oh, yeah. Look at his algorithm.
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Well, it's always interesting just psychologically to see, like, what the fuck were the – you know, like you're watching something on Richard Ramirez or something like that. I was like, what was this guy like? Oh, yeah. I just cannot watch those things at night. If I watch them in the day, I can tolerate them. Yeah.
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But at night, before I go to bed, it just gives me too much room for crazy thoughts.
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I can't watch things about war at night. War freaks me out the most because I'm always like, okay, before Pearl Harbor or before 9-11, no one knew that was going to happen. How do we not know? How do we know that we're not in a situation right now where we're just before something really fucked up happens? And that gets me at night.
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Yeah. I was looking at him like, you want to arm wrestle? You're not even a strong guy. There's probably a lot of things you could do better than me. But this one. This one you got. This is silly. This one's silly.
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Yeah, you don't know what that is, and you don't know why it's happening. You hear about NATO moving their arms closer to Russia, and you know that there was a coup that was probably facilitated by the United States in 2014, and it's like, fuck, man, all this monkeying with shit overseas scares the fuck out of me, man.
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Every day there could be some new thing popping off somewhere in the world, and you're like,
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Yeah. Mutually assured self-destruction. Yes. And then the other thing was that during the Reagan administration, they kind of like forced the Russians into trying to keep up with us militarily, which kind of bankrupt the Soviet Union.
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Because if you have a communist country, it's it's way harder to get money. Yeah. You're not making anything. You're not selling anything. There's not a lot of capital being thrown around.
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And while you're having massive military spending, it's kind of unsustainable. But then they've since recovered. And then them, like China, like what's interesting, what China has done is China has developed this sort of, They have capitalism and communism, which is the way to do it.
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Like, you get people motivated to make a lot of money, industries get huge, but everything is completely tied into the government, which is like, oh, we nailed it. This is it.
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It's a good program. It's not good for the people. It's not good for us. It's good for running the show. It's great for running the show. And that's, you know... This is what's scary about what's going on in this country is there's some people that have the notion that in order for us to compete with these other countries, we have to govern people in a more similar way than they do.
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They have to have more control over information, more control over what people say and do, more control over money. China now has centralized digital currency in some places, which is – that's very scary. Once the government has complete access to your money and be able to shut your money off or – With the truckers. Yeah. So these people just donated money to this trucker protest.
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That's all they did. Donate money. And Canada shut their bank accounts down. Which is, that's scary stuff, man. It's very scary. That's Banana Republic shit. And that's, you could walk to Canada.
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Well, there's cars today that have OnStar on them that the police can shut your car off. Yeah. So if you're running a high-speed chase with the cops and you have some vehicle that has OnStar on it, you just hit a button. Is that true? Make sure that's true. That might be theoretical. I think it's true, though. I think they could just shut your car off. That's pretty scary.
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But they market to you like, look, if someone steals your Corvette, Tom, you just call up. And then we'll have that car shut off. Sure. And that person's on the highway and it just pulls over for them. Yeah. Yeah. Scary. Yeah. Well, you know the story about Michael Hastings, right? Michael Hastings was the reporter for Rolling Stone. Can police use OnStar to disable a car?
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If the vehicle is parked and turned off, the OnStar advisor can use remote ignition block to prevent the engine from being restarted, allowing the police to recover the vehicle. So they can only do it once it's off? Can police use OnStar to disable a car? Click that. Search for. Below. Below that? That part. Click that. See if that gives you a different answer. The vehicle's parked and turned off.
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Same thing. So can it shut off your car while you're driving? Hold on.
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Disable engine and end high-speed chases so it can. Satellite technology that could disable an engine with a simple push of a button helped end the high-speed chase of a stolen sports utility vehicle in La Porte, resulting in the arrest of Mishawaka Man.
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Shut it down. So OnStar controlled this guy's car. And they're looking at it like it's a good thing because it is a good thing because this guy was a crazy person. Reckless driving, other counts, resisting law enforcement, running from the cops. But it's kind of crazy that they could just press a button. So maybe it's something that you didn't really do.
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Maybe you're a whistleblower for some chemical company that's done something that's illegal and then – People don't want you to, you're going to crash the stock market, and you're on the run, and they know he's got the papers on him, find that fuck. And they just, boom, slow your Cadillac down. Yep. Spooky. It's kind of spooky, man. It's spooky because we know that people abuse power.
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It's not spooky. Look, if we had our elected officials were all super enlightened beings that were different than human beings and that only did things according to ethics and rules and morals and knew what was right and what was wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Maybe then you can make a justification. Yeah, but that's not our case. That's not humans. That's not humans. All that stuff's crazy. Mm-hmm.
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It's just you're giving too much power to people. And then you could figure out a way to justify it and say, yeah, but what about those people that are running from the cops? You're right. You're right. You're right. But what about someone who's corrupt, who's got a hold of that technology and they're tracking their ex-wife because she's going to testify against them and they have her whacked?
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That shit happens too. For sure it does. For fucking sure. Yeah. And then if there's no record of it, if you just got some sort of computer and you can just fucking slow down someone's car and then the hitman catches up to him, guns are down or whatever.
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Yeah. Well, we're seeing that with Google searches. Nobody ever thought that you could just manipulate Google searches.
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But you 100% can. I had Robert Epstein on the other day, and he was explaining how it's done and what they do, and they're capturing all these ephemeral – So every time Google shows you stories or every time you Google something, they record what Google shows you. And every time you Google something about Trump, it's going to show you all the negative.
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You Google about Kamala Harris, it's going to show you all the positive. And just by doing that for the casual voter, they can change the vote by a significant percentage.
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Have you ever done an experiment where all your apps are closed and you just start talking about something and see if Google picks that up? Uh-uh. Because that would be interesting.
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Okay. Okay, what should we talk about? What would be a good thing? Let's see. Let me make sure that everything, all my shit is closed. I'm going to close everything. Close. What would be a good thing to talk about that would find out? Let's go something that we don't ever look up.
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High school baseball is so important because high school baseball teaches you teamwork.
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And it teaches you how to perform together with friends. You develop camaraderie. You learn how to compete.
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And you're balling. And you're driving a Lamborghini. And you're driving a yellow Lamborghini. Okay, now let's see. How much time do you think it takes before high school baseball? I think it takes a little more. I just want to bring up high school baseball. High school baseball.
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Yeah. Whip. Whip. Those dudes can whip that ball. They sure can. So what is the fastest anyone's ever thrown a fastball?
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I was going to say 118. Okay. That's just a wild guess, though. Is this going to be that? What do you think it is, Jamie? Do you know what it is? Is this going to be the highest in a game or just the highest? Highest ever.
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The best. Right. Because he's probably not the most accurate. Like it's just like in tennis. Yeah.
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Right, right, right, right, right. Like a guy with the hardest punch is not necessarily the best fighter. Exactly. So what is, let's take a guess.
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What about in, like, the world record for the fastest ball ever thrown? There's got to be competitions, right? Like they have those golf competitions where dudes just drive the ball. A thousand percent, yeah.
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All right, I'm opening up Google to see if we get any high school baseball. Come on, Google. Don't disappoint me.
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Bro, that's bananas. He's 6'10". So far, it's just wolves and MMA. Let me see.
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I've got the debate. I've got upcoming fights. Canelo Alvarez. Connor. Sugar Sean O'Malley and Marab Dwabashwili. Watches. Watches. Cybertruck. Baseball. But you know what would be interesting, though?
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Right. Yeah, that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to keep checking back for high school baseball. And if high school baseball – well, now I'm cheating because I got Google open. I'm going to shut it now. We'll see. We'll see if they get me. Okay. I should have come up with a product instead of high school baseball. Product's a good idea. Like Lamborghini's a product.
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They're going to try to sell you the product. That would be a better move. There you go. I should have had a product. What would be the product? But I want it to be a product that I wouldn't ordinarily search. That's why I said high school baseball. Right. Like what's a product that I wouldn't search? Have you searched humidors? No. Humidors. That's a good one. Cigar humidor? Cigar humidor. Yeah.
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Cigar humidors. What's the difference? There's so many sizes. Are there some that are too crazy and it's overkill? What's the best wood for a cigar humidor? One of my neighbors built a room. Trying to get away from his wife. He built like a store in his house. He's trying to hide from his wife. It's awesome. He's hiding. I love it. It's fucking awesome, dude. I don't want to do this anymore.
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They hate it when it's outside. Like, oh, that guy across the street's got a cigar. So nice to start.
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Yeah. That was nice. Shouldn't that be legal, Tommy Buns?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
I mean, it kind of is. Depends on the mushroom. I take a lot of functional mushrooms. Over the last six months or so, I've been taking Reiki and Cordyceps and...
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an eye mask on and i was like ah i'm just looking oh yeah i've seen all kinds of and then it's 2 30 in the morning and i'm like i gotta take something else so i can go to bed well when i get uh riled up late at night i always feel like an idiot because i was like i've just ruined my sleep yeah if i'm late at night and i've got too many crazy ideas and start freaking me out it just ruins your sleep and the next thing you know it's four o'clock in the morning you're on bed it's it me up i know it was just my own ignorance
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And then if you have a podcast the next day, you got baggy eyes, you look like shit, and your brain is not working so great. Oh, by the way, one of the best supplements for performance, mental performance, when you are missing sleep is creatine. Really? Like creatine, like the workout supplement? Yeah.
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Creatine, the workout supplement, it's really good for workouts, but it's also really good for cognitive function. Didn't know that. Yeah. Never heard that. Well, if you think about it, what creatine does, like Google exactly what creatine does so I don't fuck this up. But what I think it does essentially is it allows your body to hold on to more water. Yeah. There's more water in the muscles.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
So it increases muscle volume and it helps. Okay. Here. What does it say? Creatine is compound. What? Body naturally makes, get it from protein-rich foods. It supplies energy to your muscles and may also promote brain health. Many people take creatine supplements to increase strength, improve performance, and help. What happened? What'd you just do?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
I was reading it. Okay. Increase strength, improve performance, and help keep their minds sharp. I've never heard this. But the study, the recent study was the positive effects of creatine on people that are sleep deprived. Interesting. It says an increased energy supply to neurons in the brain, which may help with mood and thinking. So it does something with water.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Because it makes you gain a little weight from it that I think you're storing more water. So you have a bad night of sleep. The next day, yeah. But I take it every day anyway. I've been taking it every day anyway for like the past six months. Really? Yeah, it makes a difference. It really does. It makes a difference in your workouts.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
But what I think – I try to take as many things as possible that are good for cognitive performance. Obviously, like doing a podcast, you need that. Increased water. Here it is. Creatine is an osmotically active substance. Thus, any increase in the body's CR content, creatine content, should result in increased water retention and consequent gains in body mass.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
You know what I mean? You're just so well versed. But is it a delusional thing or has that guy had other success in life because he's just super determined?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah. Yeah, that's more recent. They've been talking about that. You know, it's been used as a muscle supplement since like the 90s or been popular since the 90s. Jamie, what does it say about because there was some sort of a study about creatine supplementation to enhance performance with sleep deprivation?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Because there was this study that was showing that, you know, your cognitive performance when you just have like four or five hours sleep drops off a cliff. You know, I notice it in a big way. I'm just like it's 70% of like my normal. A single high dose of creatine can temporarily improve cognitive performance during sleep deprivation.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
This is due to creatine's ability to prevent a drop in pH level, improve processing speed, increase intercellular energy consumption, and increase high extracellular creatine availability. Isn't that awesome?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
I think you have ADD or ADHD, whatever the fuck it is. Confirmed. I think so. But I couldn't... I think we both need Vyvanse, whatever it is. It's fucking awesome. Isn't that the guy who's the vice president under Trump? No, J.D. Vance.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Really? I could not believe it. What's the comedown like?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yo, there's a lot of people out there just turning and grinding all day on amphetamines.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
I can't believe I'm bringing it up again, but that book over there, Blitzed, is a Norman Ohler book about the Nazis during the Blitzkrieg campaign. They were all on meth.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Oh, yeah. And they would give more meth to the people that were on the front lines. Like the tank guys, they got the most meth.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
But if he's correct and he was correct, then it's not delusional.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
But the doctors were like, you're dead. And what if he just decides I'm dead and he starts freaking out? Or maybe he goes to Oregon and gets assisted suicide.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
yeah to the ground and cuff them as if they're a dangerous criminal like like he's like he was a violent offender right it was really fucking nuts it is nuts the whole thing's nuts it's not it's nuts but it's also it's like it's nuts both ways right it's like roll the window down Roll the window down. Say yes, sir. Give your driver's license. You're speeding. You're going 103 miles an hour.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
They're whacking people left and right up in Canada. Yeah. If you're depressed, like you're not feeling good, come on in.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
I don't know anything about McLarens, but it's fucking dope. I know. I remember when you were reviewing one, when you had that car thing you were doing for a while.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
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#2202 - Tom Segura
But they're making cars that just a rich knucklehead can buy that has the most insane speed and power.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Or think about the Corvette ZR1. So that has an even lower bar to entry. That's like 200 grand, right? What's a ZR1, the new one? I don't know. I don't know the price on that. But that thing's insanity. That's like 1,100 horsepower, right? Really crazy, yeah. Insane.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
I don't know. I'm sure. I'm sure it's other countries, but it's a recent thing in Canada where they're just whacking people.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Whew. So it's almost 1,100 horsepower. Fucking bananas. That's so much power for a car. It used to be if a car had 400 horsepower. Like, I remember I got a Porsche Turbo in, like, 2003, and it was 420 horsepower. I was like, this is crazy. That's a bonkers number. It was crazy back then.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Just Google MSRP for ZR1. You really can't get one. You have to have an allocation, right? There's probably... Is that one? One for sale? That's the 3L. $129,000. Oh, it's an 06? Yeah. Oh, that's a Z06. Yeah, Z06 is pretty fucking incredible, too. So that's $129,000. Oh, there you go. The ZR1 is probably, yeah, $200,000.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, Google it. Google it. Because this is something you'll actually find on Google. It's like it's assisted suicide in Canada.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
$200,000 Corvette, while others believe that it will start for much less than that. Oh, so they haven't really got the price out there yet. Oh. Wow.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
$400,000 is so crazy. Well, then you got that Hennessy, that Venom thing, that's $3 million. Yeah. So you get like Konya Sags, Pagani. Yeah. Have you seen that Bugatti that has all of its instrumentation is all mechanical, like a beautiful watch? And the steering wheel...
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#2202 - Tom Segura
turns around the gauge cluster, so the gauge cluster maintains in the center of the wheel, and your steering wheel turns around it and it never moves. No. It's fucking magnificent. And what is this in? A Bugatti. Oh, wow. I'm not even a Bugatti guy, because Bugatti to me is like, look at my dick. That's Bugatti, you know? But look at that fucking thing.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
See if you can find the gauge cluster. Because the gauge cluster is just complete insanity. Scroll up towards it so they get to the interior. I know they have to show it. There it is. They're going to show it. So that's the gauge cluster. So the steering wheel spins around that stuff.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
So all that stuff sits behind the wheel, and it's all mechanical clocks. Like, look at it. It's digital and mechanical at the same time. Oh, he's going over it here, yeah. I mean, it is just a piece of art. And this is definitely like $3.5 million. Oh, crazy money. If you could get one, right? It's probably $5 million, but you probably can't even get it. $3.8 million.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
million pounds or is that is that pounds or euros what is that little thing squiggly thing that's pounds pounds so what is three three point eight million pounds i mean it's over four dollars it's an incredible car but i mean you're you basically have a house you're driving around a fucking house that's too crazy and look at that little touch screen pops up look at that screen we look how it spins around says bugatti yeah baby
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#2202 - Tom Segura
It's a total look at my dick. It's a big old Italian dick. Hey, Joey, look at my dick. It's incredible.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Is that the Lacey Peterson? Yes. So is that one – is the new one where people are saying maybe he didn't kill her?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Do you know Sam Altman? He's always the head of OpenAI. Yeah. He's always kind of said, I'm not doing this for money. I don't make any money. And they just busted him in a $4 million Kona Seg. They did? Yes. Oh, that's awesome. See if you can find that car, the video of him in that car. Oh, I don't need money. But me, money? I'm not even interested in money.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Look at it. Oh, my God. Go back to the beginning so you can see him get in it. Does it show him get in it? No. That's him in his fucking. Yeah. Elon was mocking him. Look at that. Got a $4 million car. There he is. Hi, busted. Hey, bro. Hey, bro. I think you like money. Look, you don't buy one of those unless you really want to get rich. Yeah.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
And you also want everyone to know how fucking rich you are. You want everyone to know how rich. And you're rich right now enough. I don't have a $4 million car. I wouldn't drive with that. I'd be freaked out. I can't drive. I can't park anywhere. What am I going to do? That's crazy.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
It's like, how much money do you get? How much money do you make?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
What are you doing that you're driving a $4 million car? That's so crazy. And you're telling everybody you're not trying to make money? If you're not interested in money, you get a Mercedes. You get a nice S-Class and people get mad at you. You really want people to not get mad at you? Get a Lexus. Get an LS500, cruise around in style. No one's going to get mad at you.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah, they're fine with that. You have a $4 million car. Hyper car. And you're involved in artificial intelligence, and it's supposed to be open AI, and then all of a sudden it became a private company. There's a lot of weirdness with what happened with the money. Do you know? Yeah, the amount. Oh, Sam Altman car collection. He's got a McLaren F1. Two McLarens. He's got the F1?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
He's got some cheddar. Well, he probably already had a bunch of money already, right? So how did he come into OpenAI?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
So he's got a $4 million car. That's why. He's got $2 billion?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
And also disposable income because you ain't making no kids. Yeah.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Well, what did Elon say about it? Because it was something about Elon mocking him. It's like, because, you know, Elon was a part of open AI in the beginning. Then he was like, hey, this isn't so open. Right. What's going on here? And he brought up the threat that this is. Elon mocks OpenAI. What is he saying? How is he mocking him? What does it say? OpenAI, drive one of those expensive cars.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
How did OpenAI become a for-profit business when it was a non-profit? Elon says, great question. But also, if this guy was already a billionaire. So was he a billionaire before opening up?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
What's the... He's making a point. You sure that wasn't quoting the actual video?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
That's a good question. What's the origin of Sam Altman's wealth? Where'd he make all the... Petter, where he's got a $4 million car. Billions. A $4 million car is also like, look at my dick. Yeah, big time. It's just like the Bugatti. It's a huge flex.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
How did that one go? So that one. Canada's controversial medically assisted death program is fastest growing in the world. Damn. Since suicide became legal in Canada, the number of deaths have grown each year. So this is August. So this is just last month. So what is it saying in terms of the numbers? Most recent data shows 13,241 people in 2022. In 2022. Wow. That's quite a jump.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
So he's balling. He's already balling. So don't be hating, kids. Fine. The guy's making it. He's out there rocking in the free world. Fucking rad. Yeah. The thing about those cars, those cars are really fun, but you know what my most fun car to drive is? Actually, the most engaging car is my little air-cooled 964. That Porsche RX America, RS America. The red one? It's not the fastest. Yep.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Not the fastest by any stretch of the imagination. It's slow compared to...
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah, but that car is way faster than my car. That car is pretty fucking fast.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah, that's like my white car, the GG3 RS, the Shark Works car. Same kind of thing. It's just real raw. But they're not as raw as that little red car. That little red car is like you're on an awesome ride at Disneyland.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Where you're in control. You feel everything. No power steering. There's power-assisted brakes. There's no air conditioning, no heat, no nothing. Light as fuck. 300 horsepower. And it's just a thrill. And it's just... And you just, it just makes your whole body tingle. Yeah. It's like exciting. That is to me the most fun thing to do. It doesn't even, you don't have to be going fast. No.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Well, let's do it next month. It's hard to do, man. Let's definitely do it. Well, next month we probably can't because next month is F1. But after F1's out. After F1. Yeah, after F1's, we'll do another day. The ultimate baller move. The ultimate. Like, all these guys, they want to get fucking Chateaus and France and Poho. This is the ultimate baller move. You get a giant piece of land that's flat.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
And you put yourself a fucking racetrack on it and let's go.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
That's a good move. So if you know some cool car people, you can hang out together.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
That'd be so addictive. I know. So addictive. I know. Even just in a Miata, just going around in something fun, small. Miatas are amazing for a track. Right. That's what I'm saying. It's not about how fast you go. It's about how much fun it is to go fast. There's cars that go way, like my Tesla is the best example. It goes way faster than anything else I own. But it's not as fun. No.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
There's a fun factor to the roar of the engine, the feeling of the tires, the shifting the gears yourself, all of it. The fun part.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
And everybody today is chasing numbers. They're all chasing Nürburgring times and zero to 60s and quarter miles. Yeah, and it makes you lose sight of the real thrill of driving. It's also dangerous for everybody on the street. You got these Vyvanst up kids out there with a fucking ZR1. Yeah. There's a replica of the Istanbul F1 track in Texas, and it's for sale. Holy shit. Isn't that crazy?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Guy's got an F1 track in his fucking yard. Isn't that nuts, man? That's nuts.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
What's that blue shit? I think that's just fields. Oklahoma?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
That's a jump, bro. So 2022 is 13,000. Who knows what 2023 and 2024 is? Oh, man. They're whacking people up there. That's pretty wild. Come on in. Come on in. Will you get a foot hurt? My leg hurts. I'm just sad. Get in here. Fuck life.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
50-acre complex for sale. Click on it. How much? For a reasonable price, it says.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Two million bucks. Hang on. For real? Hang on. Hang on. This thing just got juicy. How far is that drive? Find out how far that drive is. Five hours. Hmm. How far is that flight? 20 minutes. There you go. Pretty quick. Let's go. Ship cars there once. Don't make me do this. Come on, dude. Well, I want to get a ranch. I've been talking about getting a ranch for a while.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
But I want a different kind of ranch. No, you don't. You want that one. I want a survival ranch.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
That's not survival ranch. It is. It's acres and acres, man. This is a small portion of it. I had Chris Harris on the other day. Yeah. I'd love that dude. Yeah, that dude can drive. If we had a track. Oh, there's an airport right next to it? Yep. If we had a track real close and we could take Chris Harris out, how much fun would that be?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
He loves cars, man. When you're around someone who really loves cars, he loves all kinds of cars, too. He knows his shit. I like watching his videos. They're great. Yeah. Fun dude. He got bucked over on that whole Top Gear deal. He did? Yeah. I don't know anything about it. Top Gear's story, how it ended, is horrible. Ended due to an accident.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
And he apparently had gone to the producer saying, we have to stop pushing this. Someone's going to get hurt or killed. And then someone got hurt real bad. But he's a real big guy, though. And he got fucked up from this, flipped over a three-wheeler. He got really fucked up but survived. And then they killed the show. Really? Yeah. Yeah. It was crazy.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Mm-hmm. He also experienced a shit ton of online hate because he was replacing Jeremy Clarkson. So everybody fucking hated him. But meanwhile, he's like the best auto journalist there is. He's so funny. Such a good guy. And people are mad that he's not Jeremy Clarkson. Like, hey, Jeremy Clarkson is still on the air. You fucking idiots. Yeah. Go over to the Amazon. Get the Jeremy Clarkson.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Oh, he's smiling and laughing. He's going to do more of his own stuff. Good. Yeah, we were talking about that. I was encouraging that. I was like, you really need to be doing your own thing. Like, you're so good at automotive journalists. You're so fun. People love watching you. You should be doing your own show online. You shouldn't be dealing with other people. There's no need for that.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
It's great. I mean, what is this? Is this like, I mean, is it a kind of eugenics? Like, what is it? What is it? I mean, you could say it's being compassionate. And in some cases, like Michael Lair, you know, he went to Oregon. Yes. But Michael Lair, his body was failing so horribly. He couldn't talk anymore.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
And also like the Top Gear. Top Gear is a great show and everything like that. But they all want to do like crazy stunts. Like they threw a car off the side of a bridge with a bungee cord attached to it. You're like, my. Why? Why? Why? Why?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
And what we were saying was for television, that's what people like. But for the internet, like for YouTube, completely different audience. Then you get enthusiasts. So if you get the newest GT3 RS and Chris Harris is reviewing it, it'll have millions of views. Because you don't want to see a guy who can really fucking drive, who really loves cars and understands them, review the car.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
For the enthusiasts, not for the casual dorks who wants to see a car go off a dam on a bungee cord.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, he gives a lot of good criticism. Matt Farah does a great job with that, too.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
And, you know, Singer is doing a turbo now. Yeah, they are. Oh, my God. There's a green one. He went to go to the factory, and they're showing it. The attention to detail is so fucking incredible.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Damn. That's probably worth a lot of money. See if you can find the Singer Turbo video with Chris Harris, because I just want to see the green one. And it's like, it looks kind of like an old 911 Turbo. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Yeah, that's it. But it looks kind of like an old 911 Turbo, but then when you see the details of it, you're like, oh. They do an awesome job.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
This is way better than a regular. They're fucking gorgeous. Way better than a regular. See if you can find the video. Because the video is incredible, dude. No, that's the video of his original car. This is how I felt. Click that real quick. Because that was before Singer. He had this car made. Oh, no, this is Singer. Okay, this is a different one. How many years ago was this? Like a year ago.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Okay, this is the dynamics and lightweight study one. This is the crazy $3 million Singer. Oh, my God. This one's different. This one's not a turbo. This is their super lightweight, incredible car. This car is incredible. That's Chris driving, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah, but it's immaculate. Immaculate. Singer turbos. I'll put in turbo. Singer, turbo, green. Go to videos. Click on videos. And go to recent. Okay, right there. Where it says more than 10 years? Click that. There you go. Bam. Okay, this is it. So look at that fucking thing. So this is the turbo.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
So it looks kind of like a 911 turbo from whatever year that would be, like 1980 or whatever the fuck it was. But it's way more smooth and polished and refined. And when you see it parked and still, it's just amazing. Their attention to detail is just off the fucking charts, man. Yeah. Go back so you can see. So that's the car. Right.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
So they're just going over all the things that they massaged and changed on the car and all the details where you get a sense of what it looks like. Look at that thing. That is fucking rad. Cars don't get prettier. They just get different. They don't get prettier than that. They just get different. And then that dark, cool, metallic green, like look at that thing.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
That they can make these... That's not a 964 chassis? They don't start with a 964? On the turbo? I don't know. I don't know.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Singer DLS turbo. Oh, boy. Yeah. So it starts as a 964, but this is a DLS turbo. That's a different one. That's a different one. Look how sick that thing looks. That is another level. That's the dynamic, lightweight, study Porsche turbo, which is bananas. That doesn't look anything like anything that's ever existed before.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
No. No. Get away from me. There's like a line where I won't cross. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the line? That's the line. Oh, really? Yeah. That looks fucking amazing. Insane. You start getting into million-dollar cars. Like, what are we doing? That's okay.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah, it's just... No, that's true. It's not a Bugatti. It's also a different kind of thing than a, look at my dick. You know, it's more of like, oh, you know cars.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah, you know what the fuck gets the wheel spinning. That's, yeah. That's... I just love that there's people like the Gunther Works guy. There's people out there making those things. So fucking cool. I just love that there's someone who just goes so hard. A roof? Yeah. They're not even really Porsches, right? I don't know. They can't even really call them a Porsche.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah, and you're still alive. And at the end, it kept getting worse and worse, and it wasn't getting better, so he went to Oregon to do it. He actually went to Oregon once and then changed his mind and came back.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
But it looks exactly like a Porsche. Like, what is this? I definitely want to see what it's like. Like, go to a roof's website. R-U-F? When you see, like, the new one that they have, that crazy, it's water-cooled, right? But it looks like an air-cooled car, right?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Must be insane. Yeah. And there's these cars like that that are just, like, completely, look at that.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
That's a 993 Turbo base. And so that's their Turbo R that they make. Look at that fucking thing. So this is the one... These are the ones that are weird. The ones that aren't... Like, scroll up. Scroll back up. Rough car... So, that one. So, CTR Anniversary. So that one, I don't think is a Porsche. Really? I don't think it starts off as a Porsche. I think it's all their shit.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
And it just makes it look like... It looks exactly like a Porsche, but I don't believe it has... I think it's a new car... Yeah, see, Monocue completely developed by Ruff. Roof, rather. It's a type of aviation, CTR, reminiscent of the legendary Yellowbird. So the Yellowbird was a Porsche. There was a roof Yellowbird from, like, what was it, the 80s?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Remember that one, that Porsche one that was crazy? But this is not really a Porsche. This is a roof car that they make. That just looks... They're basically ripping off Porsche. Really? Yeah. I mean... What about the other ones are modified? Exactly. The other one, that one was a 993. That was like they take the base 993 and they juice it up. But this one, I think, is entirely developed by them.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Wow. Yeah. It's supposed to be madness. Supposed to be total madness. Roof, holler at me, man. Completely redesigned. Yeah. Scroll up so I can see the image of the front.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah, there's also something about the size of them, right? They're so small and compact that when you're in them, you feel like you're in a race car. Yeah. You're hunkered in there.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
I don't know. I don't know what the rules are. But I know that some people are very upset about it because you're taking people that maybe you could talk to them off the ledge.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
You got a pink Lambo with the HEB parking lot. It's crazy. Get out of here, bro. It's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Coming out with giant sunglasses on, looking for attention. To wrap around. He's just trying to get punched.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah. That's ridiculous. There's so many people that see people like that, too, and they really want to smack them.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
They see you with that thing, and they're like, I just want to smack that guy, and it's fucking stupid.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Fuck off. Fuck you. Fuck you. You can't get in front of me, douchebag.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
addictive man i know things they're addictive you ever thought i'd like going to a flip phone oh ari style yeah wasn't that dana too dana had it in the beginning he had a flip phone early on but then it got to the point where you know he has to manage the social media of the ufc so he has to be able to look at things online and you know he's saying your praises we were with him in vegas uh talking about you fucking guy loves you man
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Maybe they could have got better. Maybe with some love and some friendship and some counseling and some therapy.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
I love him, too. He's great. If it wasn't for him, that sport would not be what it is.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
It was crazy because in the beginning, I didn't even want to do it. Because I had already worked for the UFC in the past from 97 to 98. I did post-fight interviews. I was like, I'm out. And then they bought it in 2001 and he was trying to talk me into working for them. I'm like, I don't want to work.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah, I was like, I don't want to do this. But I would ask him, hey, have you ever watched K-1? Do you guys watch Pride? Do you know about this guy? Have you ever seen Funaki fight? Have you seen Hicks and Gracie? He's even better than Hoyce. We started having these conversations, and he was like, how much of this shit do you watch? I was like, it's the only sport I know.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
I don't even know the rules to basketball. And they blow that whistle. I don't know what the fuck is going on.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah. Maybe they'd be happy. Yeah. I've met, I've known quite a few people that have taken their own life.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah. Yeah. But that's true. I mean, I do watch fights. But when I watch fights, I don't have to say, oh, this guy's got a great question mark. I know. I know what he does. I know what that guy does.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
I've seen him fight 100 times. But it really is true that I don't have any clutter in there. Yeah, I believe it. I don't have any football in there. I don't know what's going on with football. What's offside? Why has he got a flag? What's a down? Why is it first down now? What is happening? Oh, that guy got hurt. That's all I know. Oh, that was a bad—oh, he ran with the ball pretty far.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
I don't know what's going on, and I don't want to know. I don't care. I can still enjoy it. Sure. I have room for a couple things in my head, you know, like combat sports things, and I just smash them all together.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Where a sport that I don't participate that I can watch?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
What are you guys doing? Cricket? Yeah, I'd be like, what is that? What the hell's happening? Really? Why you got that paddle? You'd be interested. I'll tell you what I really liked watching is soccer. We went to the Austin professional soccer games. Yeah, see a game, yeah. Soccer's legit.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Here's one of the reasons why soccer's legit and why it's not going to become successful in America is because they don't take breaks. So there's no fucking commercial time. There's no time to shove Taco Bell down your face. They don't take any? No breaks. Really? Nope. Nope. It goes for a certain amount of time. I forget how long a soccer match is.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
I'm telling you, if you go to see it live, it's fucking... I've been to multiple games. Incredible, right? Yeah, it's unbelievable. And the arena they have here in Austin is amazing.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Like a medically assisted? No, Michael's the only one that I know about that. But, you know, there's Brody. Yeah. Brody was a hard one. There's my friend Tony, who's a pool player up in San Francisco. He jumped off the bridge.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
If you go see it live, you'll get hooked. I'll tell you that. Yeah, the MLS games are. I bet tennis is like that, too.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Which is crazy that there's a spot where everybody goes.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
My favorite place to see fights is in the Apex Center because the UFC Apex Center has no audience. Yeah, it's so small. It's incredible. And during COVID, that was the best thing about COVID for me. How about the Sphere thing? It's going to be nuts. That's this weekend. I know. Yeah, I'm pretty pumped. I don't know what they're going to do.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
I don't know if they're going to show the fights on the ceiling. So you know how they have video monitors in the studio where you always see – the video monitors are showing you the fights of the people that – Well, he told us what they're doing.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
That's what I'm thinking. I'm wondering if you can see the fights take place on the ceiling. Jesus. Which would be an advantage. You see a show there already? In certain positions. No, I have not. Have you? No, I heard it's just.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
They should. Yeah. They should mock you. He doesn't just cry. He likes to take photos of him crying and then post it on Instagram. I'm so sad. My daughter went to college. Look. Is this one good? How many did he take before he picked that one?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
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#2202 - Tom Segura
How's he doing these days? He benders, he goes off, he goes on.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
That's even worse. That's where all the frosting is. What are you talking about? He's a lunatic. Oh, my God. He's still alive. Mm-hmm. I wonder how long he can do that for.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
You know, for some people, they don't think it's ever going to get better. I know. And if you don't have support around you, you don't have someone that you can... That can pick you up. And it's crazy how someone can pick you up. It's crazy how you could be just feeling like total, complete shit. And someone who cares about you can come over your house, take you out, have some laughs. Yeah.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Three weeks later, I see him waddle through the fucking green room at the mothership. I'm like, what the fuck, dude? The fuck are you doing?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
You got someone organizing this for you or you're just doing it yourself?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Also, you get used to feeling like shit. Yeah, you do. That's what Duncan's, you know, Duncan had diabetes. Yeah. He got type 2 diabetes from, I think it's from vaping. Sugar, for sure, but also vaping. And the reason why I say this is one of the things he found out, he was getting his blood sugar checked, and it was spiking. And he's like, I don't even understand. I'm not drinking any soda.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
And you're like, I think I feel better. Yeah. Yeah. We feel better around people. Some people are super isolated, too.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
I'm not eating any sugar. And then he realized that it spikes after he vapes. Wow. Because he was monitoring it. And then you realize, oh, my God, there's a reason why this stuff is sweet. There's fucking sugar in the vapes. That makes sense. I've tried them. And you're like, of course, really sweet. It's watermelon. How else can you get a watermelon flavor?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
How else are you going to get a peach flavored vape unless you have some sugar in there?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
How are you getting fucking apple flavored vapes? Yeah, of course. There's sugar in there. There's sugar. And so the sugar was spiking his blood pressure. That's insane.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah. Yeah, he got off of it and got on the Zins. And, you know, it's just you don't realize that you're poisoning yourself until you stop poisoning yourself. And you eat really healthy. And he was like, dude, I don't need naps anymore. I have energy all day.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Well, that's one of the things that's very interesting about Robert F. Kennedy Jr. being connected to Trump in this election. Really? Yeah, because if Trump winds up winning, they're going to expose our food systems. Robert Kennedy, one of the things that he really wants to do is he wants to expose a bunch of problems we have in our food system. One is glyphosate.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Glyphosate, which is used, it's an herbicide. It's used all over the fucking place. It's in a lot of food. Most people they test, there's some incredibly high number of people test positive for glyphosate in their blood. Really? Yeah. Because you're getting it from organic vegetables even. Like some vegetables. I shouldn't say organic. But you're getting it from...
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#2202 - Tom Segura
There's some stuff that they just spray it on. I think the most glyphosate, I think it might be corn. What things contain the most glyphosate? Let's Google that. I think it's corn, rice, and different vegetables and fruits.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Our Froot Loops are illegal in Canada. Are they really? Yeah. Because we use dye. There's all these red dyes and shit in our Froot Loops. They have the same Froot Loops in Canada. They're like, no, no, no. You can't put that stuff in there. So they have to sell different Froot Loops to Canada than they do to America. Some of the most common foods with glyphosate.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Oh, non-organic cereals and grains harvested with glyphosate. These include wheat, barley, buckwheat, millet, rice, oats, wild rice, popcorn, and sorghum. Wild rice. So you think wild rice. Oh, I'm getting wild rice. It must be healthy. Yeah. Or popcorn seeds.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
But a lot of people think that part of the thing that's going on with people, they say they're gluten intolerant, that what's actually, it's not gluten that's fucking with them, it's glyphosate.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yep, Monsanto. Yeah, so that's Roundup and so there's that and then there's seed oils fucking terrible for you and they're in everything and they're in everything because they're cheap and it used to be industrial lubricant and they figured out a way to make it
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#2202 - Tom Segura
somehow or another turn into food it's so fucking sad that we have like also that most people myself included it might even talk about other like you just don't have the knowledge of the like you'd have to right you have to inquire and really be curious about this and you got to dig for a long time if you talk to your doctors a lot of time doctors don't know jack shit most doctors spend a shockingly small amount of time in medical school studying nutrition yeah
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Most doctors, they'll tell you, you just need a healthy diet. I'm like, look at you, doc. Look at you, doc.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
He was wildly overweight. Some people just can't control themselves. They don't have a history of controlling themselves, and so they just don't. They just eat. Bro, I remember Ralphie Mae. One time, we all left the comedy store, and we went to a bar. It was Stan Hope, me, and a couple other comics, and Ralphie. I think it was Joey, and Ralphie was going to meet us there.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
There was this bar that Stan Hope used to like in Hollywood. Back in the day, before Hollywood was a zombie movie. And so Ralphie...
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#2202 - Tom Segura
doesn't show up we're waiting for him like where the fuck is ralphie we're waiting for everybody outside we're gonna all go in together and get a table yeah and we're sitting outside and no ralphie for a long ass time and then all of a sudden like an hour later ralphie shows up and ralphie's back seat was just filled with rappers
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#2202 - Tom Segura
So this poor guy was so addicted that he couldn't get in his car and drive from the comedy store to this bar, which was like two miles away. He had to stop at a Jack in the Box. And tear it up. And this was at a time where he got his stomach stapled, so he couldn't eat any meat. So he wasn't eating meat, so he's eating jalapeno poppers from Jack in the Box. Just stacks of them.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah, he was really sick. He was sick. He ate through his stomach stapling twice. I got to piss real bad. Oh, let's piss. Okay, let's piss. Let's pee. Let's pee together. And we're back. Great pee.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Well, there's also this internet culture too, right? So there's people that don't have actual physical contact with anyone.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
When you have to pee and you can't concentrate, it's so hard to talk. I was just like, your eye starts to flutter. Yeah. It makes me think about those debates. Like what if someone has to pee in the debate? You got to dial your water in just right.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
They're streaming all day and chatting all day on Instagram and jerking off and it's madness.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
If you think you're going to go on stage for an hour and you have to take a shit. Oh my God.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
How much time does he have left? He has three minutes left.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
I did it once where I ran offstage, and I, you know, the mothership, the way I got to go all the way up. I had to go all the way upstairs and just piss so hard.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah. No, no, no, I didn't. It was like I finished my set. Oh, when you finished, yeah. But, like, halfway through my set, I was like, God damn it, I had to pee. But someone was in the bathroom, like, right before I went, and I was like, fuck.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
And in a cup. I've done that too. How many times has Ari peed right there? He pisses in fucking kombucha bottles. God. Everything. No. Fucking disgusting. He's gross. He's so gross. He wants you to know he's peeing in the room. Yeah.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
I know. We're getting close to October. Are we going to do something this year? Dude, I'm shooting the whole month here.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Well, it's easy for me. I haven't had a drink since I had a couple glasses. I had a margarita and like a mule Saturday night. So that was it. That was the last time I had a drink.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
I was at dinner with the missus. But I haven't had anything to drink since then, which is normal. I can go a week, two weeks. It's not that big a deal.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
When he told me he could, I really believed for a second he could.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah. Yeah. I really believe that he could do the splits. Yeah. But he couldn't even come close. It wasn't even in the neighborhood where you did a split once in your life and you got to get it back. You know, like maybe. Yeah. Maybe you did it when you were in high school and you can kind of get back there. Yeah. Now, do you still do them all the time? All the time. Okay.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Especially lately because I've been dealing with like some real stiff back problems because when I shoot a lot of archery, I get real stiff in my right side of my lower back and my neck because my bow is 80 pounds to pull back. So I'm pulling back 80 pounds like 150 times a day. Yeah.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Everything's tight. So it really helps the stretching. Massage helps a lot, but man, stretching helps so much.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
I didn't realize it's not real. Right, right. You live in this make-believe place and you're not having any of the normal human contact that we thrive on. Right. All your contact is like this weird, like, displaced, not connected. It's all weird. Mm-hmm. Which is like if you go to someone's Twitter profile and you see that they're online 12 hours a day just fucking barking at people. I know.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
It's fucking gigantic. Everyone should stretch. And especially for anyone that has stiffness in their lower back. A lot of that stuff, you'd be amazed at how stretching your hamstrings alleviates a lot of stress on your lower back.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I do a lot of hamstring exercises too, though. I do a lot of Nordic curls. I do those. Those are the shit, man. Once I started getting into those, you know, the knee or toes guy stuff.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah, you lay flat and you pull yourself up with your hamstrings. It's fucking hard. Really? Yeah, it's hard. Yeah. I do that for sets of six, like six reps, pulling yourself up. The first time I did it, I couldn't do one. I was like, this is crazy. Really? Yeah, because I have strong fucking legs. Like, how can I not do this? This is nuts. I couldn't believe I couldn't do it. I was shocked.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
So I really started concentrating on it. Now, I do sets of six, but I think I could probably do nine. If I guessed, I think I could do nine. It's that challenging, though. It's fucking hard, dude. It's fucking hard. I don't think I've ever tried it.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Okay. We'll do it out here. I have one right out in the middle of the lobby. Really? Yeah. I have an extra one if you need one. Oh, okay, cool. Thanks, man. Yeah. I have a bunch of them. I've gotten, there's the Tib Bar guy made me a cool one. And there's a few other ones. What's his other guy, Mr. Infinity, he made one that's really good. There's a lot of ones that are adjustable.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
They do a bunch of different things as well as just do the Nordic curls. Like some of them you can do reverse hypers on and a bunch of other lower back exercises. But it's a great one for stabilizing your knee. Really good exercise for – because there's nothing else like it that's like you're pulling your whole – like that's it right there. That's what it looks like when you're doing it.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah, that looks challenging. It's fucking hard, man. Yeah, it looks like it. But the reason why I really like the Tib Bar Guy one and the Mr. Infinity one is that you can change the angle of it. So instead of starting flat, like the Rogue one that we have outside, you start completely flat. And in the beginning, I had to help myself.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
What I would do is I'd put two fingers down and give myself a little push with the fingers and then complete the reps with my hamstring and then try to lower myself as much as I could and then catch it. Slowly, yeah. But now I've got to the point where I just go all the way down slow and all the way up no problem. That's cool. And I could do it.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
But it took a while to build it up, and I was kind of surprised because I thought it was going to be one of those things like a pistol squat. It looks hard, but I have strong legs.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
But I was like, this is fucking impossible. Wow. I'd love to. But you think about that kind of a pull. That's it right there. Who is this one? Tidbar. Tidbar, guys. This one's a really good one, man. So you could use it to do back extensions. You could use it to do reverse hypers. Really top-notch stuff.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
And the angle change is huge because you can start it off, give yourself a little bit of an angle so you're already like halfway through the rep and it's much easier and then lower it a little bit and then eventually you get to flat over time. I'd like to try it. Especially for rehabbing that bad knee, the injured knee. It's really good.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Anything, I do leg curls, too, with those, you ever use those monkey feet things? Yeah, yeah. That thing's fucking great. And then they have a new one, the Monkey Feet Pro. I haven't seen that. But they have the plates already built into it, and so you can slide a pin out, you know, like those. Yeah. Like dumbbells that do that? Yeah, sure.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah, so it's built in and it's flat at the bottom instead of like having a dumbbell that you have to attach to it. That sounds cool. Yeah, that's the new one, the Monkey V Pro. That's fucking huge. But all those different things to stabilize all those muscles and to do knee raises and fucking phenomenal stuff, man. Yeah, that seems awesome.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
So if we do Sober October, do you think we should have some sort of a challenge this year or should we? I can't.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Like a dog. And it's giving them some charge. Yeah. It's like an annoying dog next door. And they're just baiting people all day. Speaking of baiting, did you watch the debate? Yeah. I forgot. Let me tell you. Before I say anything, I just want to say, whoever's helping her, whoever's coaching her, whoever's the puppet master running the strings.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Can I stop you right there? Yeah. Did Bert ever have a real hard problem with you stabbing him to death?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Because I was like, if my friend did a video where he stabbed me to death, I might be like... How does he really feel about me? Like, what the fuck is going on? He just stabbed me to death on a video.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
You did a fucking amazing job. She did a great job. They did an amazing job from the moment Biden drops out, forcing Biden to drop out. Whatever they're doing, whoever's writing those speeches, getting her to deliver them, coaching her. She's nailing it. She nailed that one speech. She's like, say it to my face. She nailed it, dude. And then last night.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
And when are you planning? When is that going to get out on Netflix?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
To me, when I was like, oh my God, this is jujitsu, where she was like, if you go to his rallies, his crowds are boring. They're tired. They're all leaving early. My crowds are the best crowds. I have the number one crowd. He couldn't help himself.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
There's something about having a goal to like a thing that you're working towards. It just changes your mindset. Yeah.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah. Yeah. When I was getting ready to do my live special, knowing that there was a date that this had to be done, and then it was only on one night. So it was like this super hyper focus of getting ready for something like that. And when I did it, I was like, after it was over, I was like, I want to do that again.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah. At first I was like, I'm going to do this one time and I'm never going to fucking do this again because this is a ridiculous idea to be able to do something live to millions of people on Netflix. But you enjoyed the experience. I liked it. But you liked the heightened pressure. I like it.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
I think everybody should do it. Yeah. Everybody's good. You do good shows. You do great sets for headlining sets. Just get it dialed in to where you know.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
And let's fucking go. And just bust that motherfucker out for the whole world. And you don't have to do editing. Okay.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
I watched it. Well, that's got to be, you can't have anybody giving you advice. No. I don't agree. I think if a comic is going to put out a special, it should be that comic special and what that comic thinks should be on that special and that's it. I don't want no... I remember Robbie and Bill Burr were arguing in the parking lot of the comedy store. And Robbie was drunk.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
And Bill Burr was like, hey, I'm not going to fucking argue with you about what my fucking act is while you're drunk at the comedy store. And it was just like...
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#2202 - Tom Segura
100%. See, the difference in that debate was not a difference in who's going to have better policies, who's going to be better for the country. The difference in the debate, in my opinion, was who was better prepared.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
incredible moment I'm like yeah that's how it's supposed to be you're not supposed to have someone tell you yeah what the fuck you're gonna put in your act sure like do you know how to do comedy no you don't do comedy right shut the fuck up you shut the fuck up this is crazy this is a crazy conversation yeah it's I mean But everybody wants to get in there.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
That's the problem with, like, if you were doing your show. That's the problem with doing anything. Like, imagine if you did your mom's house and you had a bunch of people you were working for.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Especially your mom's house live. Oh, my God. Well, yeah, that wouldn't work. I was at Fear Factor for six years, and I fucking gagged so hard watching that show. I had to turn away three or four times.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
But could you imagine if like you decided that like doing your mom's house was too difficult, so you're going to bring in some Hollywood executives to help you?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
She was way better prepared. And even when it came to answering tough questions, instead of answering, she would just say things that she believes. Yeah, sure. And they sounded real good. And that's the soundbite. That's called being a savvy politician. It's also called being someone who's working with a team versus someone who's like – They said, Trump, that deal was the best deal.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Some actual Hollywood producers that do like keeping up with the Kardashians or something and they're gonna they're gonna help you produce your mom's house I mean I had the fucking And that's so far-fetched that like, you know, it's like it would be such a fucking shit show.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
It would be terrible It would be terrible, but isn't it interesting that it's so popular Yeah, that like but people once it becomes popular then they would want to get in on it And here's how we can make it better. Yeah, tighten it up.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
I can't even take – I don't even – when someone asks me to put someone on, even if I would want to put that person on, no, I don't want to put them on.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah, I don't – I don't want to get into that. I only want to have people on the show that I want to have on the show, and that's it. That's the only way I've ever done it. That's the only way I want to do it.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
That's it. That's what I want to do. That's the beautiful thing about what we're doing and the beautiful thing about today. There's never been a time like that where something can reach fucking millions and millions of people. And it's just, I want to talk to that guy. Yeah. Like, this guy doesn't think the moon landing's real. Come on in. Come in here. Let's talk.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
You had that fucking hummus cannon guy on. That nutty dude. That dude.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Is that guy for real? Like, what do you think is going on?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah. What's funny about that is that that used to be how warriors lived.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
How many guys are sucking his dick because of those videos?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
But that's the thing. Like if someone gets enough followers, there's going to be – out of every 1,000 people, there's a guy that you can talk into being in a cult.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
They've never seen a deal like this before. They said, how did you put that deal together? People thought that was just brilliant. Yeah, I know. He's not working with a team that's like, I mean, I know he's doing mock debates.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
But meanwhile, being delusional can get you pretty fucking far.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
So he is cooking food. What's the food on the left, right there?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
Jamie, I'm going to send you a guy that I'm addicted to. I'm addicted to this dude. It's a BS dining experience. And all this dude does is deep fry food. That's it? But it just does it with enthusiasm outdoors. Give me some volume. Go down and get the chicken, not the snake. The snake's disgusting. Go down and get some of that chicken. What's this?
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#2202 - Tom Segura
What? Yeah, he baptizes it in the grease. Everything gets baptized. That's a lot of chicken, bro. Oh, yeah. He's cooking for, like, parties. Watch this.
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#2202 - Tom Segura
I know he did one with, I think he did one with Tulsi Gabbard, but someone needs to tell him, you've got these tiny little windows and you should have all the words ready for those windows. There should be no repeating things.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Can you imagine how good that is, dude? Oh, my God. I get so hungry. And watch when he puts it out.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Look at that. Look at that. Oh, my God. And he does this with everything. He does it with fish. Go back to his page. To his actual page so you can see all the different... Yeah. So he's got all kinds of shit. Look, he's doing crabs and fish. Look at this. It's all deep fried. Terrible for you. Looks amazing. He's got waffles and everything.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Fried chicken at Roscoe's with waffles, with butter and syrup. And you get a little piece of the chicken, a little piece of the waffle. Sensational.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
It's juicy. That's why that guy's stuff looks so good. Oh, my God. Juicy, like a juicy fried chicken.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
I got Colonel Sanders the other day. Yeah? Not the other day, about seven months ago. I was just driving. I was hungry. I was like, chicken's probably pretty safe. Let me pull in and get some fried chicken. It just tasted like poison. Yeah, yeah. I was like, what's in this? What kind of oil are you guys using? When was the last time you cleaned the oil? At KFC?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
A random KFC in the middle of nowhere. So I've had some KFC that's really good. There used to be a KFC in Woodland Hills. Every now and then I wanted to cheat. I'd go in there and get some KFC. Fucking bucket of chicken. Let's go. Fried chicken. It's so good. Yeah. So good with hot sauce on it. Oh, baby.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
I think it is because my daughter has it. I have one daughter that does.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
I think I've trained up to it too. Yeah. But one daughter is like. One daughter just can take anything. And she's fine. Yeah. She loves it. She's like really hot stuff. Like I brought her some of that Senor Lechuga. I have a partnership with Senor Lechuga. We make some crazy hot sauce. There's like Reapers in it. Yeah. It's potent. She's no problem. So that is kind of. It has to be genetic. Yeah.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
I can get down. He's the best. I love Sean Evans. He's great. I just don't want to answer questions while I'm eating hot sauce. It just doesn't make any sense. But I can get down with some ferocious shit.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
No, I think there's some genetic and then there's some buildup to it. But I like it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
I like woof. Really? I like woof. And you don't feel like it? I start sweating. My daughter makes fun of me because I'm literally pouring down my face. She's like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Look at your head.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Oh, yeah. I put Senor Lechuga on my eggs this morning. I had eggs with elk sausage for breakfast. Babe, you want some elk sausage? I got some. Yes. I'll hook you up. Really? Yeah, I'm going to leave you. I'll give you a bunch. Okay. I got a commercial freezer back there. Okay. I'll definitely take some. Oh, elk sausage is so good, man.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
I like it. I do it on a Traeger, too. I do it on the pellet grill. That's good, too. You get it to a certain temperature. I like that, too. I do it real slow. I do it like 225 degrees and get it up to like 134 internal and then pull it. But as long as you don't overcook it because they do add like a little bit of pork fat when they make it for me because I get it prepared at like a butcher shop.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
But you're dealing with a much leaner meat. So you can dry it out. Yeah, you can dry it out. There's like a fine line. You want it like right where medium rare is.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Oh, pellet grills are great. That's great. Yeah, and they're so easy. I got the newest Traeger. I had the old one, but the newest one is so much better. It's incredible.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah, it just makes everything smokier. The effect is better. The flavor is better. It's easier to use. It's got two different probes for temperature. It alerts you on your app. You can lower and raise the temperature on the app. I know. I went out.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah, you see the temperature of the food. You can see the temperature of the grill. And you can say, you know what? It's getting a little close. Let me drop that bitch down to 180. Yeah. And bang. It's incredible. Yeah. Incredible technology. Well, it's just so easy to use. I still like an offset smoker too, though. I have a real offset smoker that I got. That is better.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
The thing about the real offset smoker, it's much more of a pain in the ass, but- There's certain sugars that you get from the wood, the wood itself, like a real piece of mesquite, a real piece of post oak. And you set a little fire underneath there with little sticks and you get it built up and then you dial it in with the dampers. It's like a thing. It's like a lot of work.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Grillworks. Go to Grillworks. I want one of those. This dude, Grillworks Ben, he hooked me up and I had one installed at my house. But it's the same thing. Cranking up. That is great for steaks. Yeah. Just like watching that video. Oh, yeah. Because it's the same thing. You're just using hardwood. So you just got hardwood cooking. You get those flames rising up. Look at that. There's a place.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah, exactly. Well, that's the place in Vegas. This is it. Bizarre Meats, Jose Andres' place. That's what they use. I want one of these. I'll get you. I'll hook you up. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll have that guy make you one. Fuck yes, dude. You'll love it. They're the shit. They're the shit. For a steak, that's nothing better. It's incredible. Open fire.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
And they have a bunch of different ones. They can either do a custom build or they can just have one like that that's already made. They roll it into your backyard. Yeah. Fucking incredible.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
And if you dial it in right, if you use meat probes and you slowly cook it and then sear it at the end. Nothing better. It has that flavor. Like that place, Bizarre Meats in Vegas. Shout out to Jose, man. Shout out to Jose.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
It's horrible, man. Didn't they kill like six people? A bunch of people died. Yeah, who were just trying to feed refugees. It fucking sucks.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
The invasion of Ukraine. They were setting up outside the border. People need to eat.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
They're not even publicizing it. He's just doing it and then people write stories about the fact that he's doing it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
He's genuine. He's like, there's genuine people that are really filled with like real philanthropy, like really want to help people.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
And his food is insane. Oh, my God. That Bizarre Meats in Vegas is like so underrated.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Tommy Bunz, you're the fucking man. Thanks for doing this, brother. Yeah, of course. Thanks for having me. So when your show comes out, come back and do it again. I would love to. Thank you so much. My pleasure. All right.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Well, that's her panic. Fucking calm down. It's a move that, like, comics will do when their material's not that good. They laugh at it. They laugh through it. Exactly.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Good call. Good call. All right. Open up Google. High school baseball. Come on.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Yeah, humidors and high school baseball. Nope. Mostly shit I already look at. Phones. Cars. Halle Berry. Boxers. Michael Jordan. Nope. Not yet.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
Maybe tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe eventually. I'll send you. Right now it seems like all the same stuff that we always talk about. Yeah. Yeah. I will definitely. Science. Black Hole. Stephen Colbert.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
No. See, people want to say she's dumb because she's not good off the cuff when pressure's on her. But you don't understand what that kind of pressure's like. Like, the kind of pressure that that lady has been under for the last—let's just think about the pressure she's been under for the last four years is being vice president. Mm-hmm. Everybody hates her. A lot of gaffes, a lot of dumb things.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
So every time she's saying something, in the back of her head, she's like, don't fuck this up. They're going to come for you. They're going to use this against you. Don't say, did you just fall out of a coconut tree? Don't say that one again. You know what I mean? So there's that kind of pressure. So it's very hard off the cuff. But when you give her time and prepare her, like last night...
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2202 - Tom Segura
it's a good showing for her for sure very very good showing and unfortunately for him like the thing that he does that it's just like he can do it better than anybody alive is just riff he can go out there and have a crowd of people and just and he's funny man he does things about like he did an Elon impression the other day it was hilarious he's very funny he's killing people he kills like a comedian who don't like the guy still will have to acknowledge that he's funny he's funny he's funny like a comic yeah