Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Checking In With Cool Guy Tony Johns | YMH Ep. 789
Wed, 11 Dec 2024
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Chapter 1: What tribute do Tom and Christina pay to Chuck Woolery?
Yeah.
oh my god crazy crazy crazy
Thank you.
Bye.
Bye.
Hell yeah.
What a banger.
What a banger. Rest in peace. So Chuck Woolery just died. And we got... For people that don't know, I mean, Chuck was one of the OG clips that we... Because there's an Australian burn. And it was a cream that... No, Australian dream. Sorry, Australian dream. Doesn't burn. And it didn't greasy.
That's what he would say in the copy.
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Chapter 2: What are Tom's thoughts on airline practices?
yeah richard hitler you didn't think to change your last this guy's parents how do you not just petition to just go buy something else well it's so listen women do it all the time when you get married you go down to the social security office you go to the dmv you bring the license you change your name and you change your name yeah You can just do that.
You can change your name to anything you want. You can, yeah. It's totally possible.
It's so crazy.
But yeah, God, Chuck Woolery brought us so much joy for so long on your mom's house. Rest in peace. He was great. Yeah.
He was great.
He was sweet.
And he was a hardcore MAGA guy. So he would have been, it's so sad.
He really was. That's so weird.
That he's dead. He would have been real happy. Maybe this was like, maybe he went out with a huge smile on his face where he's like, the country's safe. He's a fucking...
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Chapter 3: How did Tom react to his choking incident?
Classic.
Don't bring anyone loving to this. Yo, mom, where the fuck is dad?
Welcome to your mom's house.
Bye. Bye.
There you go. It's a classic. And there's a reason why he's going to be considered why this is a classic today. We'll get to it in a little bit. I think there's a lot to get into first. I'm overwhelmed with how much cool stuff is here.
Me too. Can I tell you, I woke up this morning just so lathered up to come into the studio and record today's episode just knowing the vintage YMH stuff we have. And not only that, I would like to take an opportunity here. If you haven't bought your Christmas gift for your lady or gender neutral person in your life that loves lipstick.
Could be a guy.
Could be a guy.
It's not just for women.
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Chapter 4: What new faces are introduced in the podcast?
I can't wait to see you choke. I hope it's bad.
You're spicy today, Tom. You're zesty.
You're spicy. It's sad that we're going to have an all-new staff after the new year, but I'm looking forward to meeting them. This is everyone's last show, so say your goodbye. Happy holidays. We'll see you soon. There it is. There's the whole thing.
And that's why you fired everybody and you brought in this team. This is unbelievable.
Dude, I like these new faces so much more. I was so over the other ones.
You don't think this is a little overreactive?
No, I think it's perfect. I think everyone's got to understand things in life.
Tom, let's go over the moment of the choke.
Okay.
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Chapter 5: What are the details of the 'choke heard around the world'?
It takes days and hours and weeks. Yeah. There's my portrait.
Clearly. The thing that's supposed to be me that sold like hotcakes, your super disrespectful artwork. It looks a lot more like Mary Schaefer than it does me.
Well, hold on. First of all, I'd like to support everyone that purchased a print of my portrait of Tom. Thank you for supporting the arts. Here's the deal, man. This is what I thought, because Ari claims that my portrait looks more like him. He does. Hold on. Is it that the portrait looks like Ari or that you look like a Jew? Have you thought about your Jewish features?
I'm trying to think what else I can take away from you right now.
Niana's laughing at the booth. Is she going to get fired too?
I'm focused on you right now.
You don't think that you have a Jewish... It is the nose. Everybody can see the nose is very... Oh, you just look at his profile just now. Look at that. It hangs over a lot.
Okay.
Is Josh Zolo still around? No, he's gone. We have a...
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Chapter 6: How does Tom feel about the airline industry's treatment of passengers?
Put your damn dad glasses on. There we go.
Now. All right, well, I think it looks more like Ari Schaefer than it does me. God, that actually looks like a fucking exact portrait of him.
Again, I think it's that you look like Ari Schaefer, not that the drawing looks like you. Do you guys think that too? Think carefully before you answer, geez.
No, never. Negative, sir.
Are you happy now?
You've terrorized the staff. I'm not trying to terrorize them.
You've terrorized them.
I didn't do anything.
Is this what you want as a celebrity? You want everybody to be afraid of you and just kowtow, cowering in fear. Well, I'm not doing it, Segura. I'm not doing it. I don't care. I'll tell you what. You're going to fire me from your mom's house? Good luck. Good luck. I've got two million people ordering prints that support me here.
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Chapter 7: What new clips are featured in this episode?
Yeah.
And they're like, oh, no, you're on like a 737 or something. I'm like, well, this is the same bag I flew here with. And I fly everywhere with this bag. No, it's too big. And I'm like, what? So anyway. I have another employee from the airline with me there. And I go, why is she doing this? And she goes, gate agents rule this area. We can't speak over them, basically.
And I'm like, whatever she decides is a thing. And I'm just like, why are you doing this? She's like, it's too big. And I'm like, it's not too big. Anyway, you just give it up, which is what I did. You just go, okay. Hold on, hold on. So then I get on the plane. I get on the plane and I look and I'm like, this is a standard overhead thing. So I ask again, I go, why did they take the bag?
Right now they're just like, she just decided to. But this informs you as to why. No, no, this informs you as to why. It's because the airlines are paying gate agents to confiscate bags. So they're giving them incentives. They're doing it to make money. So the fucking... So then I went on Twitter and I sat there and I just wrote, what a fucking bitch, you know, fucking whatever.
And everyone's like, oh, you threw a tantrum. I was like, it's not really, I didn't verbally accost anybody. I didn't physically assault anybody, although it would have been a pleasure. I just wrote a couple tweets. People are like, oh, you lost your mind. I'm like, I didn't lose my mind. The point is I was fucking right. She was just selectively taking a bag to make a few extra bucks, okay?
And your attitude here today seems to be, well, devil may care. There's nothing we can do about it. Well, I think we are going to do something about it. So how much have you paid people to pull out customers who are in line with a bag that's two centimeters too big, Mr. Schroeder?
Well, we recognize this is a hard job, and so therefore we incentivize them to do that. How much? It's $10 per bag.
Wow. $10 per bag. And I think, Mr. Klein, you and Mr. Schroeder, your airlines cumulatively have spent $26 million paying gate agents between 2022 and 2023 to catch passengers whose bags are a little bit too big. $26 million. I mean, if people want to know why it's such a terrible experience to fly, this is news for them today.
Your airlines are paying millions of dollars to your employees to harass people who've already paid. They're there and lying because they've already paid. Wow.
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Chapter 8: What are the implications of celebrity culture discussed?
The worst. We got derailed, you know, like, hey, we're not flying. And I was at the gate with all like 100 people. And they're like, yeah, they're canceling the flight. So tomorrow. And someone's like, well, where are you putting us up? And they're like, oh, we're not doing that. And this group of people got derailed. closer to the gate and they're like, no, no, no, we are going to put you up.
They got the money.
I watched them switch. They were just like, here's your vouchers. Here you go.
Oh, they have the money to put you up. Don't you worry about it. By the way, guys, if I were you and you're, I mean, always look up, there's a lot of accounts on TikTok and places to find out hacks. Like if they cancel your flight, you're entitled to whatever voucher. There's always a way. Just look at these fuckers. They're ripping you off. It's just so, it's egregious.
Well, let's change the mood a little bit.
I know, I'm so upset. I fucking hate these.
Let's have a little fun now.
Okay, okay.
Hi, this is Frankie Valli. Sorry we missed you last time, but we're coming back on September the 5th to the Cobb Center. So get your friends together and come by, and we'll really have a great time.
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