Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Ranking America's Hottest Presidents | YMH Ep. 788
Wed, 04 Dec 2024
Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Save on the perfect gift by visiting https://AuraFrames.com to get $35-off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames by using promo code MOM at checkout. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Tina are back together and beyond excited that it's finally December! Before sharing some updates about Tina's lipsticks and Tommy's tour dates, the Main Mommies open the show with a clip of a kissy face dude who really wants to be shown some bobs and vagene if you know what I mean. They next check out some really cool clips of some liquid brown tests and some really solid ball-bag tips. Christine also talks about her recent interest in weightlifting and Tom brings about an in-depth conversation about which US President is the hottest. The two of the go all out and rank them, before watching some Horrible or Hilarious clips and some Toks, before calling it a day. Love you, see you next week...M'wah! Your Mom’s House Ep. 788 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What hilarious clips are discussed at the beginning?
Welcome, welcome to your mom's house.
Buongiorno and welcome to your mom's house. The latest and greatest hard-hitting news. We're going to cover it all today. We'll get you in on the Senate confirmations for the cabinet. And yeah, there's just so much going on in the world. What's going on in Ukraine.
We care about it all.
Yeah, it's all here. We're going to resolve Israel-Palestine. It's all going to be talked about today. So don't you worry. It's all coming up. That being said, Christina P., you have three new shades.
Three new shades. Four total. The perfect four.
Thank you.
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Chapter 2: What new lipstick shades did Christina P. launch?
I've got my Berlin, which is a dark burgundy, a very deep, rich, moody color. I wore that yesterday around town. Madison. It's a mauve. You can wear that to drop the kids off at the mall. It's going down. Atomic Red, which is an orange-based red, and it piggybacks off the Perfect Red, which is a blue base. Get them all now. ChristinaP.com.
Well, December has started, which means the holidays are close. Fellas, does your lady have lips? Maybe a good idea for a gift is to get her the perfect four. Get her some lipstick.
Chapter 3: What are the best holiday gift ideas?
It really is. It's the best gift for any lady in your life or fella who likes to wear lipstick.
Gender is just a construct of your mind. Also, you know what's fun to do if your lady isn't into wearing lipstick is you get lipstick and you write things on her body.
Right.
Like what? Dummy.
Yeah. Stupid. Fatty.
Yeah. This part. Yeah. You write it across her chest when she's sleeping and she wakes up. She's like, what the fuck? And you're like, I wrote that on you, you stupid. Yeah. Yeah. So it's just a different idea.
That's so fun, Tom.
Yeah. That is really cool. I've seen it in movies. Oh, yeah?
What kind of films?
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Chapter 4: How do Tom and Christine rank America’s hottest presidents?
And it's just like all broads. Yeah. Yeah. It's a very big business.
Oh, I got to talk to my trainer about it. Seriously?
You don't know about this? Yeah, of course. How come nobody... There's even gyms that are like women only.
Oh, I know that.
Yeah.
But I mean like weightlifting proper... Well, I mean they have the equipment.
And then there's like the hoity-toity. Yeah. There's like the high-end stuff. Like what's it called? Soul cycling. No, I'm thinking of the one that's really nice. Is it X... Equinox? Equinox. Oh, yeah. Equinox is like usually like the high end, you know.
Here's the deal, man.
It's still like a really nice gym.
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Chapter 5: What are the funniest moments from the episode?
It's a package. It's the whole thing. You're not just like separating the two. Oh, I do. You're no fun to do this with. Like it's literally, you're making this difficult. Just have fun for Christ's sake. It's him, what he looks like and who he is. It's all together. It's a package. So yes, you consider the looks, but you also know the guy. So you have to go, it's all together. Is it great? No.
Does it get worse? Absolutely. So where do you rank him? That's a bad photo. well okay hold on i think biden's still the worst i think he's at a three and a half four i feel like i'm more generous than you i i feel like i don't think that's fair to say that that's not even average i'll tell you why look at the look at the pool of talent you don't think that's even average
I think he messed up with the Lewinsky thing. He didn't handle it.
What the fuck are we talking about here? What are we talking about?
I'm talking about swag. You said he has swag. Yeah, but then that whole thing kind of diminished the swag for me.
Why? Why?
When he got caught with Lewinsky and then he's like, do what is in the line. And he was in court and he was doing the lawyering thing. He was like, now when I say affair, my mouth, the penis on the mouth.
Do you understand why a woman cannot be president? Like, do you understand it? Because it's so clear now, right? We're playing a game about who is fucking, how attractive they are in their bathing suits.
I don't find him attractive. No, you said it's the whole package. What is it then?
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